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TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, NOV. 9, 1808. 81.00 PER ANNUM, All that seems neoessary is to men tion to Lieutenant Hobson whether it is desired to have t)" ' -.p oome np or go down. American capital is about to engage in railroad building in China. This will mean more orders for American mills and more employment for Ameri can workmen. "The hand that rocks the cradle, " eto, Is woman going to rule the whole world in form as she already does in substance? England, Spain, Holland and China all have women on the throne. Thirty prominent women of Bowling Qreen, Ohio, led by the wife of a State Senator, have donned calico dresses and begun work peeling tomatoes at three cents a buoketful. They do this to set an example to many girls of the plaoe who need employment, but are too proud to seek it in a canning fac tory. The bureau of police and health of ficers of Pittsburg, Penn., have placed oonspiouously around thatoitypriuted signs requeuing all persons not to spit on the sidewalks or street cross ings, says Municipal Engineering. This effort is made in the interest of publio health, and if it does not have the desired effect, an ordinance will probably be passed fixing a penalty for spitting on the sidewalks. An' interesting development of civilization in mid-Africa under British rule in the holding of a fine agricul tural fair at Inluge. You will not find that plaoe on any ordinary map, but it is not far from the famous Mnrchison Falls on tho Shire River, in that region south of Lake Nynssa which was the scene of Livingstone's early labors. The show is reported to be particularly strong in exhibits of cattle, poultry, horses, wheat and oats, and fruit. The country is highly pros perous, and its salubrity and fitness for colonization by Enropeans are es tablished beyond dispute. It is by no means improbable that the early part of the coming century raayseo the basin of Zambesi the seat of a populous and enlightened empire. The return of the Chicago and At lanta to derviee marks the accomplish ment of a very interesting step in navy making, says tho New York Com mercial Advertiser. These with the Boston were the first cruisers in the new navy. They have been so sur passed by the newer cruisers that in ten years' from their completion they were obsolete. Now they have been so remodelled that they are new again; their armament increased, military masts added, and new engines pnt in which give thorn eighteen instead of fifteen knots speed. This is the first example of modern navies of bringing an old ship perfectly up to date. If the same thing cu bo done with battleships it will improve greatly the efficiency of the navy. England has some twenty battleships whose low speed, - thin armor and muzzle loading guns make them almost use less in combat against the ships which every great nation is now building. Theso ships are carried on tho ad miralty list as effective, bnt are ad mittedly relied upon for coast defense only. It will be interesting if Yankee inventiveness shall teach European nations to rebuild obsolete battleships and make their paper squadron effec tive. What is called tho "A B C" of the Swedish educational gymnastics has been in use in the Boston primary and grammar schools sinoe 1891. It has pleased both teaohers and pupils, and this year an advance will be made to the higher course, such as has been used in the schools in Sweden and Norway for more than thirty years. Its introduction is expected to place Bos ton schools at the head in the matter of physical training. One of the prominent parts of the new order is that it introduces into the schools a schedule of games with balls, bean bags, eto., intended to develop a quick and responsive mind. Ten minutes of the forenoon session will be devoted to instruction in the Swedish move ment, and daring about six minutes each afternoon tho pupils will have the use of the school-rooms for marching and for games. Of course, the yards will be .used for the marching and games exercises when that is more con venient. In the past the exercises have been the same for girls as for boys; but the new order provides for a slight difference in this respect. A further plan under consideration is to install in the grammar schools a set of Swedish apparatus such as a stall-bar, a "boon," or horizontal bar, a balance board, etc. When these are installed and ready for use, the physical train ing will be practically the same as it is in the high school for girls. AT THE Oh, what ears I (or wealth or famol They vanish a a dream. When night Is drawn through gates of Dawn On Slumber's ebbing stream! iet others sing ot Death and War, Or Sonew'f tragic !:re; But L.ov bas ooine and calls me home To meet him at tbo door. On, what care I to weave my Fat t On Lite's mysterious loom, Its warp and woof from pence aloof, The glitter and the gloom! Let others sing ot Death and War, Or Sorrow's traglo lore; But Love hag come and calls me home To meet him at the door. " BAWLEY e THE STORY OF A HE following re markable story ot a prolonged strng gle against death is well illustrative of the power of human enduranoe under conditions of the most ex hausting and terri fying nature. The far-reaching rays of the Nore Light have revealed many a grim sea tragedy, a meagre account of which has perhaps reaoued the out side world in the form of a newspaper paragraph, hastily scanned and quick ly forgotten by all but the small circle of mourners immediately conoerned. Even the families so suddenly be reaved are seldom acquainted with the full details of snoh disasters. The Thames estuary by night, alive with huge craft hurrying hither and thither to the weird aooompanimentof shriek ing foghorns and moaning sirens bears an evil name even among those who are best acquainted with its treacherous mud-banks and crowded channels. A glance at the wreck-chart will prove that this sinister reputation is by no means unfounded. The sec tion delineating the shores of Shop pey Isle is covered with a multitude of blaok dots, each dot representing i shipwreck, and each shipwreck probab ly the loss of several human lives. Yet, in spite of this gruesome official reo ord, how little is known of the ghastly details which have forover lost their rdentity behind a tiny blaok mark rep resenting (he sum total of each disas terl On the wreok-chart of the year 1889, one of these marks appears at a spot situated some three miles bolow the Nore Lightship, and four from the Sibores of Sheppey. The inelanoholy history of that particular dot has for many years been known only to the fishing population of Leigh; but haV' ing obtained full particulars of the tragedy from one of the ohief aotors, the writer is now in a position to re late the story to the reading publio for the first time. On the evening of the 4th of Ooto ber, 1889, George and Alfred Cot grove were engaged in trawling for Boles near tho spot already described. Daylight was fading rapidly, and the black clouds overhead, moving swiftly before a strong south-westerly wind, indioated to the practiced eyes of the fishermen the prospect of a dark night and "dirty weather." But their craft one of the famous Leigh "bawleys" had weathered many a fierce gale before, and her navigators hereditary sailors, as all the Leigh fishermen are were conscious of no presentiment of danger as darkness fell; and No. 416, catching the foam-crestod waves on her weather bow, drove the spray aft in blinding showers. Sailing close to the wind, with topsail stowed and two reefs in her mainsail, the sturdy little craft made light of the gathering Btorm; and having taken those pre cautions which are the second nature of every born sailor, the brothers had no foreboding of the appalling disaster which came so suddenly upon them. It was at 7 p. m. that the wind, reeling suddenly round from south west to northeast, struck the boat and heeled her over to snoh an extent that the water rushed into the open hatch ways. Aue squall was so unexpected, and the ohango of wind so sudden and complete, that tho boat was flung on her beam-ends before a single step could be taken to avert the steering, while Alfred was engaged with some tackle on the weather-deck. George Cotgrove had only time to cry out, "On dear, Alfr before a wave, breaking aboard the swamping craft, swept him into the dark waterB astern. With that last despairing cry still ringing in his ears, Alfred made a frantio effort to lower the mainsail, calling loudly to his brother at the same time. But George Cotgrove had now passed beyond human aid, and the weather-beaten "bawley" was sinking rapidly. The tiny boat which hung astern had gone down, and just before the larger craft made her final plunge beneath the seething waves, Alfred Cotgrove realized that his only hope lay in the direction of the top mast. Acting on the inspiration of the moment, he made a superhuman effort to reach the summit of the mast be fore the "bawley" sunk. Not a seo ond too soon his fingers clutched the few inches of iron forming a tiny "staff" for the flag which decorates the mast-head on "regatta day" and festive occasions. No. 416 sank at the same moment. The tide had just oommenced to flow, and some fifteen feet of the topmast remained above water. Cotgrove was now safe for iwhile, but his position was BY GEORGE A. BEST. DOOR. Ob, whnt enre I for clashing creeds, Ot hostile schools of art, If I may wear through smile and tear The ermine of the heart! Let others sing of Death and War, Or Sorrow's tragio lore; But Love has eome and calls me Lome To meet him at the door! Oh, what care I for houseless winds, With rain and darkness blent, If through the blight on me may The shy dove of content! Let others sing of Death and War, Or Sorrow's traglo lore; But Love has come and calls me home To meet him nt the doorl William Hamilton Hayne. NO. 416." JIIKACI'LOIS ESCAPE. terrible to contemplate. A rising tide and a raging sea lay beneath his feet; a stormy and starless sky overueaa. xhe night was pitch black and bitterly cold. Clasping the iron staff with both hands, and clinging to the slonder topmast with crossed knees, the unhappy mau realized that he would probably be swept into eternity at high, water, and that, even if the tide should turn without reach ing him, eleven or twelve hours would elapse betore the first streak of day might reveal his desperate position to the crew of some passing craft. Ever an anon the lights of some out ward or homeward bound vessel would gleam mockingly through the dark ness fcr awhile, only to disappear eventually into the shadows beyond with a hoarse groan which seemed but an exaggerated echo of his own passionate cries for help. Tho human voioe was entirely lost amid tho din of snneking wind and raging water; nothing but a cry of warning wroduoed by lungs of steel could make itself audible on such a night. Yet, in spite oi tne futility of attempting to attraot attention in this way, Cotgrove con tinued to shout until his voioe failed him entirely and he was unable to hear his own cries. So the hours dragged by, each an eternity of suspense and suffering. And the remorseless tide rose, inch by inch, until the higher waves actually broke over the feet of the man who was so nearly within their reach, and the icy spray stung his faoe like sleet. "When my voice was completely gone," said Cotgrove, "one of the boats belonging to our fleet came so olose to me that I could thrown a bis euit aboard. I Raw the fishermen lower their sails, and I stopped shout ing, foolishly believing that, although my voioe was quite inaudible to my own ears, they had heard me. But the sail had only been lowered for the purpose of hauling in the trawl; and in another moment the boat dis appeared slowly into the darkness, leaving me well-nigh frantio with de spair." The tide had now reached Cot- grove's knees, and the agony he endured as wave after wave swept over his body can neither be fully imagined nor dosoribed. The most hideous nightmare that a distorted imagination oan conceive loses all its horrors before the kindly light of day, and can only be desoribed by the sunerer, in all its gruesome de tail, within a few moments of its oc currence. It is impossible for a man adequately to desoribe the suffer ings of another, and it is an equally hopeless task for the suffer himself to convoy to another miadthe multitude of sensations which have orowded themselves into the one supreme mo ment of a lifetimo. We can only imagine a frail human form clinging desperately to a few feet of mast, amidst a wilderness of white crested billows. We can understand the hopelessness of snoh a situation, intensified by the horrors of darkness and uncertainty. But the most emo tional or imaginative reader would fail to comprehend a tithe of the mental torture endured by this man during a single minute of that pro tracted struggle for life. Cotgrove was clinging to the summit of the mast of Bawley No. 416 for thir teen hours! For the first five hours tho tide rose steadily; bnt it was at the expira tion of the fifth hour that the strangest and most thrilling scene of this drama of darkness was enacted. With the icy cold waves actually lapping his waist, Cotgrove believed that the final moment had at length arrived, and he resolved to struggle no longer. Yet even while the fisherman, resign ing himself to the fate which he now considered to be inevitable, was actu ally endeavoring to nnclasp bis numbed fingers, a strange gleam, similar to the flash of a search-light, J illumined the broken waters, reveal ing the shadowy ontline of a man standing in a boat hard by. "For a moment, said the narrator, "I thought it was one of ray mates come-to take me off, although the at titude of the figure, standing in open boat with arms outstretched, caused me to tighten my grasp instinctively, instead of letting go. And when the craft and its queer navigator had dis appeared with the momentary gleam, I felt convinced the vision had been sent as a warning. This convic tion had no sooner entered my mind than I felt the sunken bawley move slightly beneath me, and in another moment she changed sides, swinging the mast suddenly over in the same direction. The sensa tion of flying through space in that way was really terrible, and I was im mersed in still deeper water. The change of the position, however, was a certain sign that the tide had turned, and I realized 4hat the water would now begin to fall. This change occurred within a minute of the ap pearance of the vision." The knowledge that the maximum depth of water had been reached in spired Cotgrovo with new hope, and he resolved to retain his hold of the mast nntil daybreak. It was mid night when the tide turned, and the fact that some seven hours must yet elapse before the welcome light of dawn could appear was almost too terrible for contemplation. Although the water fell gradually away from the body of the lonely watcher, the cold of those early morning hours was in tense. "I kept holding on with one hand while I put the fingers of the other in my mouth to warm them," he said. "I felt no strain on my hands and knees at that time; the muscles seemed to be fixed in position, and my limbs were completely numbed with the cold. My thoughts were naturally of home and what my wife would say if I ever got there again. I had only been mar ried a twelvemonth. My brother George left a wife aud four children." Daylight broke at length, but it was nearly eight o'clock before the fisher man, more dead than alive by this time, descried a "bawley" boat scarcely a mile and a half away. He tried to wave his cap to attract the attention of those aboard, but his numbed fin gers refused to close on the brim. Scarcely daring to hope that deliver ance was now at hand, Cotgrove could only gaze despairingly at the distant brown sail, and pray that he would not once again be doomed to endure the bitter agony of hope deferred. The "bawley" altered her course and approached rapidly. The weather beaten form had been descried through a pair of marine glasses, and a couple of willing hands were already pre paring to put off in the smaller boat. Then the sails of the smack disap peared suddenly from sight, and a few minutes later a little craft manned by two sturdy figures in oilskins, bounded swiftly over the waves toward the partly-submerged mast whioh.for thir teen hours, had held Alfred Cotgrove above the jaws of death. When asked what had become of his brother, the sufferer could only point dumbly into the broken waters. And it was not before he had been carried below, and revived somewhat with such simple restoratives as were at hand, that he was able to whisper hoarsely of the disaster and its miracu lous sequel. Strange to relate, the first "bawley" which came within speaking distance at that which had effected the rescue was manned by Cotgrove's father. "Get nnder deck, mate don't let your father see you!" cried one of the resouers, addressing Cotgrove, who had srept on deck. Alfred hid himself as advised, and his father called ont: "An awful night, mates! I've had a barge run into me, broke my skiff adrift, and nearly sunk the old 'bawley' herself." "We ve worse news than that for you," was the reply. "Poor George's boat was capsized in that squall. George has been drowned, and we've got Alf aboard here." Such was the simple fisherman's no tion of breaking bad news as gentlv and as expeditiously as possible, and it is far from probable that a man of greater culture could havo seized a more opportune moment or employed better words for the purpose. Alfred Cotgrove was dangerously ill for many weeks after his terrible ex perience. His heart was seriously af feoted by its prolonged contact with the mast. At St. George's Hospital, to which institution the sufferer was ordered by the local doctors, he was informed that the vital organ was act ually bruisod by the continued pres sure brought to bear upon it. He also suffered greatly from acute melancholia and headache. Night after night the grim tragedy was repeated in imagina tion; and no sooner did sleep close the weary eyes of the invalid than the bed appeared to turn completely over, and Cotgrove would awake with the last cry of his brother ringing yet again in his ears. He has never recovered his lost nerve sufficiently to face the stormy waters of the Estuary again by night; and his mates, realizing this fact, have shown their smypathy in a practical way by purchasing for him two handsome pleasure-boats. The body of George Cotgrove was recovered, close to the Nore Light ship, a month and three days after tho disaster. A knife belonging to Alfred, which had been borrowed by the deceased a few moments before the boat capsized, proved the only means of identification. Such is the true story of the experi ence of a real individual. There is not a single line of fiction in the' narra tive, neither is it the exoessively 'padded ' or elaborated yarn of a long shoreman. Any of the older residents of our picturesque town will verify every detail of the story. Yet what writer of fiction would be bold enough to place one of his characters in the position of Alfred Cotgrove for a like period. Or what novelist would dare to afflict his hero with so unique a complaint as a brnised heart? The Wide World Magazine. The Naturalist' Trouble, The naturalist's wife had gone out for a few minutes aud left tho baby in charge of her absent-minded husband. When she returnod she was not a lit tle disturbed to discover the baby cry ing dismally, and its father, with a collection of his largest bottles of al cohol before him, evidently at Lis wit's end. "Why, David, David!" cried the good woman, snatching up the child, "what ever is the matter?" "Well, my dear," responded the great naturalist, simply, still gazing at the baby, "it's very etrange, but I can't find a bottle large enough to hold him anywhere." Brooklyn Life. THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE STORIES THAT ARE TOLD BY THE ' FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS. . Moonlight on tbe Water Confea.lon The Kfolut HI Part An Artist' Luck Her Idea of It Two Hani Game What He Stood For, Klc, Etc. A little boat Is seen afloat " t'pon the moonlit water. In which a youth does sit, forsooth, With his neighbor's daughter. He hugs the shorn a mile or more, Along the laughlug water; Then lets the boat serenely float And hugs bis neighbor's daughter. Chicago News. The KgnlM. "Did you convince him you loved him, Clementine?" "Of course; I told him I loved him as well as he loved himself." Detroit Free Press. Confession. He "A woman says no when she means yes, She "No!" He "Aha, then you admit it?" Detroit Journal. Her Idea or It. He (in the graud stand) "Great Scott! Did you see how that ball curved over the plate?" She "Why don't they put somebody in that can throw straight?" Chicago Tribune. An Artist' Luck. "Yon artists never make scenery look natural." "Of conrse not, madam; we know people wouldn't pay for anything they could get out of doors for nothing." Chicago Record. HI rart. "Do yon take auy part in the pro duction yourself?" asked the inter viewer. "Only a subordinate one," said the new manager. "I merely pay salar ies." Indianapolis Journal. Two Hard Game. The Golfer "You must acknowl edge that it requires a great deal of skill to drive a hundred yards " The Farmer "Don't require half z much skill ez it does t' drive a pig fifty feet." Harper's Bazar. A Matter of Kconoiny. Business Man (furiously) "What do you mean by kissing my daughter?" Underpaid Clerk (meekly) "I de sired to show my appreciation of your daughter's loveliness, and kisses are the only things I could afford to give her." An Attractive Woman. Mrs. Slimdiet "I can' t see what Mr. Bullion wanted to marry that shabby widow for, anyhow. She isn't young, and isn't pretty, and she- " New Boarder "You just ought to see how thick she makes her pumpkin pies." A Steady Job at Last. Caller "Is your father at home?" Boy "No, sir. He's employed on a county contn ct." Caller "Well, I'm glad to hear he has work. What's he doing?" Boy "Six months and costs." Chicago News. IVhat He Stood For. "No," said the bedizened general, "it is unnecessary for me to make any statement. Everybody knows what I stand for." "Yes," hissed the aid beneath' li s hated breath, "the photographer." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Incapacitated. "I'm sorry," said Meandering Mike, "but I can't take that job you offer me in the factory." "Why not?" "Whenever I got a cold I'm slightly deaf. I mightn't hear the whistle blow at quitting time." Washington Star. A Great Improvement. Philanthropist (with tears of joy) "Oh! you good man! You say you have been a second-story thief all yonr life, but you wish to do better?" Criminal (fervently) "Yes, lady; if I ever get out nv here alive I'll be a first-class bank sueak or nuthin'." Puck. Their Advantage. -.' "Papa," said the beautiful girl, "George and I are two soulj with bnt a single thought." "Oh, well, don't let that discourage you," replied her father, kindly. "That's one more than your mother and I had when we were married." Brooklyn Life. A Woman's Fate. "A woman, madam, votes through her sons." "Yes, sir. I've heard that argument a thousand times. But when she's the mother, as I am, of five grown daugh ters, all unmarried, and has no sons, how does she vote? Answer me that !" Chicago Tribune. A Milling Virtue. "What's the matter with my dar ling?" asked the fond mother as she came upon her little one, crushed in a heap in the middle of the floor and kicking the air with her stockinged feet. "Where's her pretty new shoes?" "I wo won't have 'em, na nas nasty old things ! Ne Nettie's squeaks like ev ev'ryfiug aud mine don't squeak a bi bi .bit." lUa.on for III. Tliouclil. "You will observe," said the profes sor, "the higher the altitude attained the colder the temperature becomes." "But isn't it warmer up in the moun tains?" asked the youth at the foot of the class. "Certainly not," replied the profes sor. "Why tlo you think it would be warmer there?" "I thought the atmosphere was heated by the mountain range," an swered the youngster. Chicago News. TREES WHICH DRAW LIGHTNINC Select Boechea For Shelter Daring a Storm nd Avoid Oak. Alex. McAdie has asked the Weather Bureau to investigate the question why some trees are more frequently struck by lightning than others. Apart from the importance of this subject from other points of view, it demands attention primarily as a mat ter of saving human life. As Mr. McAdie shows, many people, particu larly farmers and those who work in the fields exposed to thunder storms, will work until the storm is almost upon them and then run to the nearest tree for shelter. If the tree is an oak, and the charged thunder clouds are moving toward it with high electric potential, the per son or persons under the tree are in the line of strain and all unconsciously are contributing to the establishment of a path for the lightning discharge through themselves. On the other hand, if the tree selected fpr shelter happens to be a beech tree, there is some reason to believe that it will af ford safety as well as protection, though the reason why is not at pres ent made clear. It is known that the oak is relatively the most frequently and the beech the least frequently struck. Based on the somewhat loose colla tion of figures on the subject hereto fore available, it is estimated that in the matter of relative attraction of lightning, if the beech is represented by 1, the pine stands at 15; trues, collectively, rank about 40 and oaks 54. The trees struck are not neces sarily the highest or the most promi nent. Oak trees have been struck twice in the same place on successive days. Trees have been struck before rain began and split, and trees have been struck during rain and only scorched. It is suggested that the division of forestry and the division of vegetable pathology shall combine with the Weather Bureau in an exhaustive in vestigation of this subject, and that those familiar with forests in their re spective neighborhoods will tender their experience as to the relative fre quency of lightning strokes on differ ent kinds of trees. But before any statement is made as to the danger of standing under certain trees during thunder storms, the more general questions of the effect of lightning upon trees will have to be gone into. Such a study will deserve the co-operation of statisticians, phyMuists and vegetable pathologists. St, Louis Globe-Democrat. SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL A herring weighing six ounces or seven ounce's is provided with about 80,000 eggs. An iron-mill company in Ohio has sucoeeded in making a fine quality of oement from furnace slag. Some scientists assert that the purest air in citios is found about twenty-flvo feet above the street surface. Gold is now extracted by mixing the ore with common salt and sulphuric acid, then adding a solution of per manganate of potash. The carbon obtained by burning sawdust is claimed to be purer than coke, and consequently is available for the manufacture of calcium carbide. Instead of sunlight for photographic printing, the apparatus of Schwartz, a German operator, uses several electric arcs, behind each of which are three plain reflectors covered with white enamel. In one of the Canary Islands there is a tree of the laurel faintly that occa sionally rains down in tho early even ing quite a copious shower of water drops from its tufted foliage. The water comes out through innumerable little pores situated at the edge of the leaves. Sleeping In Japnn. Speaking of sleeping customs, the Japanese fashions are quite different from ours. When night comes the bedding is brought out from the closet, where it has been put away during the day. One or two large, thick futons, or enshions, are spread directly on the mats of the bed-rooms, and coverings which look like enormous kimono, or clothes, are spread over them. Every traveler has told of the pillow made of a wooden box with a little cylindrical cushion on the top, but this kind of pillow has gone out ot fashion. Softer cylindrical pillows, made of stuffing a cloth bag with husks of buckwheat, are now more commonly used. In the summer it is necessary to have mosquito nets, which generally inolose the whole room. A Woman Who Hired Hub-tltute. Mrs. Amanda Pureell, of Ports mouth, O., who died three years ago, aged seventy-three, was the only wom an who ever hired a substitute and sent him to war when there was no claim upon her whatever to do so. Her husband had died in 1850, and when the Civil War came on her sons were small boys. She believed, however, that it was her duty to contribute to her country's cause the best she could. She therefore paid $800 to man to go to war, with the provision that she was never to kuow his name or his fate. Her nephew secured the man, paid him the 8800, and saw him off to war. Mrs. Pureell died in ignorance of the soldier's name or fate. Cincinnati Enquirer. A Ilea lit If ul Gift. Among the presents sent to the young Queen of Holland is a splendid and curious offering from the Sultan of Siak. It is a prize elephant's tusk, which contains ornaments in the shape of hearts in gold, incrusted with precious stones. The tusk itself is richly sculptured, being surrounded with all kinds of Indian flowers and fruits delicately painted in the softest shades. AUTUMN LEAVES. The autumn leaves are falling Boon the old refrain we'll hear From the poets ever calling On the world to drop a tear. But what's tbe ose ot walling Hopelul natures to appall? There's no gain In woeful railing- , Let 'em fall! , Tis no loss beyond endurance; - I They would linger useless her And we have the old assurance; They'll be back again next year. New ones just as gladly shining When the Fates a gift recall Wait to silence weak repining Let 'om fall! Washington Star. HUMOR OF THE DAY. Mrs. Banks "Why did you let your cook go?" Mrs. Brooks "She said one of Jus would have to leave." Truth. "Do you think a mau ought to keep his hands in his pockets?" 'No; but some of them have to, with such ex travagant wives." You can't tell how cheerfully a per son pays his revenue tix by the tize of the flags on his stationery. Wash ington Democrat. "Yes," said the returned .raveler, "I spent two years in London." "Ah I said his friend: "then you have seel dark days." ruck. He "There is a limit to everything, yon know." a'" (looking at the clock) 'Ten, even tain mgut can't last ."or ever." Cleveland Leader. His Injury: Attorney "Whal round have you for asking for a pen sion?" Applicant-- "Why, when the engagement began, I lost my head," Harper's Bazar. He "Your husband is strictly busi ness, I understand." Sho "Yes; whenever he receives a letter from me, he first reads the postscript 'o see how much money I want." Boarder "Really, madam, I cannot wipe myself dry with such a small towel." Landlady "Very well, I'll tell the chambermaid to bring you lesi water." Fliegende Blaettor. "My dear," said a repentant hus band to his wife, "if I have ever used any unkind words to you, I take them all back." "No, you won't. I know you. You want to use them all over again." Subscriber "How is it that you have printed that long poem three times in your columns?" Editor "Well, really, I didn't suppose any one would find it out." Fliegende Blaetter. "Oh, sir," said a woman pleading for her husband, who was before the police judge for beating her with a poker, "he wasn't always that way. Thore was a happy time when he only struck me with his fist!" Mamma "Johnny, see that you give Ethel the lion's share of that orange." Johnny "Yes, ma." Ethel "Mamma, he hasn't given me any." Johnny "Well, that's all right. Lions don't eat oranges." Spare Momonts. "I understand you won the blue ribbon, so to speak, in the eximiaa tiou for the civil service." "I ah would hardly call it that," answerel the mild young man. "Let us say I won the red tape." Indianapolis Journal. Suitor "I fear it is a great pre sumption on my part, sir, to aspiro to your daughter's hand, as I only keep a shop." "Her Father "That does not mattor, young man; the question is, Does the shop koop yon?" Lon don Punch. 'Toor Alice hod to give np her bicycle-riding. She jusc could not learn." "And why not?" "She was so used to driving a horse that she kepi jerking at the handle bars all the time as if they were a pair of reins." Pi diauapolis Journal. Mamma "It is very naughty to tell lies, Eva. People who do so don't go to Heaven." Eva "Did you ever tell a lie, mamma?" Mamma "No, dear; nover." Eva "Won't you be fearful lonely in Heaven, mamma, with ouly George Washington?" Oswego Palladium. "Edith," he said to his only daugh ter, "if you should learn that I was on the brink of financial ruin and might not have a penny to leave yon, what would you do?" "I'd break my engagement with the English lord and marry an American," she replied promptly, thus showing that she was a resourceful youngwoman. Chicago Evening Post. First Discovery of Aluminum. The first discoverer of a'uminum had the reward of genius. I'liuy tel's ns that in the reign of Tiberius (41 B C. to 37 A. D.) a worker in metals presented a beautiful metal cup resem bling silver, but lighter, to the Em peror,! who questioned him, aud learned that he had extracted the new metal from clay. The secret, he said, was known but to himself and the gods. The sage Tiberius reflecting that if this metal could be made from earth it would lower the price of silver and gold, decapitated tho artificer in order that his sxcrot might remain with the gods, and bo deprived the world of a most useful metal fur eighteen centuries. Birds' Social In.tlnrt. An example of the high develop ment of the social iustinct iu birds has recently been communicated to the Asiatio Society of Bengal. A young Indian sparjrow hawk, which had been trained to catch various birds, was sent after a party of "sevou sisters" (the jungle babbler) feeding on the ground. One was readily caught, but the rest of the flock returned to the assistance of their "sister," aud after a sharp and fierce conflict compelled the hawk to relinquished the grasp or. the victim. Mr. IS. li. Oruiastou, who communicated this phenomenon, states also that he has had the same result whenever he has flown it shikra at a group of babbkrs.