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R st Perhaps the most convincing proof of the truth of the saying that "trade follows the flag" is found in the qnick recognition given by American busi ness men to tho possibilities lying practically dormant in the territories recently opened to American enter prise by American sailors and soldiers, says Bradstreet's. However disinter ested our motives for interference in Spain's dependencies may have beon, thero is no escaping from the fact that with tho triumph of American arms Las come a heulthy inclination on tho part of American business interests to explore and exploit the resources of the sections of country now uuder American rule. The iron oro productions of Spuiu in 1897, amounted to 7,408,000 tons, as compared with 0,702,000 tons in 1890. Of this product tho Biscayan miueB contributed 5, 170,000 tons; Sau tander mined 800,000 tons; Muroin, "470,000 tons; Seville, 330,000 tons, and Almeriu 300,000 tons. Neat ly all of this ore is exported, England taking 6,000,000 tons; Gormnuy took 1,000, 000 tons; Franco, 500,000; Bolgiuui, 200,000 tons, and 00,000 tons went to the United States, Spain herself con verts but a very small purtof this ore; the Spanish production iu 1897 only amountod to 297,000 tons of ingots, 63,000 tons of Siemens steel and 131, 000 tons of structural iron. A British Board of Trade publica tion on tho world's coal supply shows that the Unitod States is second only to England in the amount of produc tion, aud that in tho oost of produc tion the Uuited Stntos ranks under England aud Germany. Trado statis tics have just been published which for this couutry and England cover 1897, a year later than tho British of ficial figures which cover tho world. In 1897 the British production was 202,128,315 tons; that of the United States was 193,250,000 not tons. The Board of Trade figures arc as follows: United Kingdom, 195,301,000 tons; avorago from 1894 to 1890, 191.000, 000 tons; Unitod States' average 1894 to 1890, 105,000,000 tons; Germany, 1890, 85,690,000 tons; France, 28, 750,000 tons; Bolgium, 21,252,000 tons. . A correspondent of an English pa per calls attention to the "probably Scotch" descent of President McKin ley and confesses to a pardonablo pride in tho fact, as the writer is a ''Lowland Scotchman." He is only partly right aud will have to share his pride with his neighbor of the North of Ireland, our worthy Presideut be ing sot down in tho record as o' "Scotch-Irish" ancestry. In this re gard he is lik9 four other Presidents of the United States Chester A. Ar thur, James Buchanan, James K. Polk aud Audrow Jackson. Curiously enough, the list inoludos President Polk, who conducted one of our for eign wars, and another, Jackson, who distinguished himself iu tho only other foreign war. But the Scotch man need not lack for satisfaction. Three of onr Presidents were of Sootch descent, Hayes, Grant and Monroe, and Grant's renown, with a joint share in Jackson's, should suf fice. The remainder of our twenty five Presidents were of English do soent, with the exception of Jefferson, of Welsh ancestry, and Van Buren, of Dntch. So it will be seen that, uavo one, all traced their family trees back to roots in the soil of the United Kingdom. The Atlanta Constitution says: Ono of the greatest afflictions under which the Southern States now rest is the impression abroad that this entire sec tion is given up to fever aud malaria. So universal is this opinion in tho out side world that it is rogArded as a very brave act for one to traverse tho sus pected country without advisement in other words, whenever a European or a citizen of one of the Northern States or of Canada meditates a trip into ono of the Southern States one of his first inquiries is as to the propel season iu which to visit these Statot and as to the sanitary requirements with which he should surround him self. False as this fear is, unjust, un founded, and without proper basis to rest upon, it still exists, and ono oi the most difficult tasks which the Southern publicist has to perform is to convince these pooplo that tho Southern States, as a whole, arc as healthy as any similar territory in any part of tho world, and that the plague spots within their limits are no more numerous and no more fatal than aro to be found in similar expanses of ter ritory elsewhero, whether North or South. Only iu a few spots iu the South is it possible for yellow f over to originate. The great bulk of the couu try is absolutely as free from it as a.o the New England States. THUS THE INDIANS LIVED. Incidents of a Trader's Visit to a Camp on the Plains. FALL was a month away, aud the days passed slow ly and with un varied monotony at Kipp, Montana, onr trading post on the upper Mis souri. Tho In dians were far out mm on tho prairie, camping with the buf falo aud securing the thin, light sum mer skins with which to inako new lodges, moccasins, aud various other things. It was hot in the river valley; not a breath of wind stirred the foli age of the cotton-woods, and we wandored from one place to another trying to find the coolest nook. There was nothing to do to pass the time ex copt sleep and eat and count the days that must pass ere the cold weather would drive the Indians back to the river aud trade would begin again. I was not a little pleased, then, wheu one day a runner from the Blood In diau camp brought word that the chief desired a wagonload of trade goods sont out to them, aud the head trader ordered mo to go, selecting as my as sistant a French half-breed employe named Archie, a trusty man aud a cheerful companion. Long before noon we loaded a heavy wagon with sugar, coffee, tobaoco aud cartridges, hitched on four good horses and be gau to pull up tho long, stoep hill which wound up through tho piues to tho prairies, several miles from the river. At last we reached the lovel of the rolling table laud, and how pleas nut it was to fuel the cool prairie breeze iu our facos and to gaze upon tho endless expanse of plains and inountaius about us! Southward tho snowy mountains loomed up as dis tiuct and clear cut as if thoy were but a mile or two away, yet they were nearly fifty. Off to the east and south east numberless flat-topped and pine clad buttes rose from the plain as far as wo could see, and everywhere was the bright sunlit prairies, the clear blue sky, and the cooling wind. Our horses were fresh and wo made good time under Archie's skilful driv ing, reaching big Crookod Creek, twenty miles or more from tho river, long before dark. While Archie carod for tho horses I wont up the creek a little way with my ritlo aud socured a fat antelope from a bunch which was coming in to the water. Wo soon built a fire of buffalo chips and had a hearty meal of liver, hard bread and tea. The country we were in woe infested by war parties of hostile Indians, especially the Sioux, aud we knew we were running a good chance of losing our scalps by camping there. So as soon as supper was over we put out the fire, and carrying our bedding some distance away, lay down for the night, not omitting to coil a hair rope around the robos to ward off any stray rattlesnakes which might come along. Some time in the night a small herd of buffalo came along and got quite close to us before they had our wind; then they ran off, snorting and pounding the prairie like thunder with their heavy hoofs; but our horses were used to them and did not stampede, as we feared they might. About 10 o'clock tho next day we came in sight of thoBload earap, whioh was strung up and down a little stream whose head is in the Snowy Mountains. Almost every family had a new lodge, and very white and. neat they looked in the clear sunlight. Game of all kinds was evidently very plenty in tho vioiniry, for about every lodge hung long Hues of drying moat, and the ground was covered with the skius of buffalo, elk, antelope and deer, pegged cut to dry. We drove at onco to the chief's lodge, and he greeted us very kindly, ordered his wives he had five to unload our wagon aud stow the goods inside tho lodge, and made us sit with him and smoke and eat and exohange the news. But we were not to rest very long; the camp was short of cartridges and tobacco, and soon we bad tho lodge surrounded with men anxious to trado. Antelope and deer skins wore quoted at forty ceuts a pound that season, or about a dollar each, aud elk hides were worth as muoh again. For tho former we paid eight cartridges, and for the latter twelve, at a oost of tixtoeu or twenty four cents; and tobacco, tea, sugar aud other things we disposed of at a like ratio. But the Indians were well sat isfied, and returned to their lodges with their iittle purchases rejoicing. Our host, Chief Pe-uuk-wi-im, was one of the jolliest old Indians I ever knew. He was very portly, aud had long siuco given np the chase, but he lould well afford to do so, for he had several hundred head of horses, which he had no difficulty in lending to poor young men for half the spoils of the chase, and ono or two young orphau boys lived with him aud carod for them for their board aud clothes. His five wives toilod unceasingly to tan and dry the robes and hides which were constantly being brought in. Yet they had a comparatively easy time, for they did not work very long hours, they rested wheu they pleased, and they wore oontontod, for they knew that the lot of womon was to toil and to serve their lord and mas ter. While there was no open jealousy among them, they vied with one an other in their attentions to the chief, and ho in turn seemed to regard them all with oqnal favor. Tho bead, or oldest, wifo was in a measure the overBoer of tho others aud directed their work, and her place in the lodge was always by the side of her husbund at his right hand. Yet this appar ently gave her no advantage over them in any respect. As the sun went down all work ceased. The hunters returned from the chase, feasts were called out here and there, aud the camp was filled with song and laughter. Among tho younger poople dances and games of chance were iu order, while the older ones smoked and told stories of war, the chase, or recounted the wonderful doings of the gods. Every evening the head men of the tribe, the noted warriors, medicine men and sages gathered in Pe-nuk-wi-im's lodge,and I was always interested in listening to their tales, and so was Archie, so long as the story was of the chaso or war. But when they talked of religion, of the power and greatness of their gods, Archie would become impatient, for, like all the halfbreeds of French de scent, he was a strict Catholic, and had no faith in their heathen ways. It was amusing to hear him argue with them as to the relative strength of their gods and his, and I cannot say that he ever got the better of the ar gument. One evening Archie, with great pains and detail told about Dan iel in the lion's den, and when he had finished a tall, brawny warrior re marked that the beasts had probably just eaten a hearty meal aud were too lazy to move. "I myself," he said, "single handed aud with only a knife, once crawled into a bear's den I found. I prayed to tho Sun to aid me, and wheu I saw the bears I stabbed with all my might. There were three in tho den, and I killed them all. That's more than your man did, for by your own account it would seem he was afraid to fight." Very early one morning it was re ported that a largo herd of buffalo were feoding on a high table land three or four miles east of the camp. The camp cvier was soon abroad, shouting out the news, and the war riors, arousod from their sleep, came tumbling out of the lodges iu haste for their horses. One of the strictest rules for the government of the people was that regarding tho buffalo hunt ing. Thinking life was dependent on a supply of these animals, whioh wore their food, clothing and shelter, a hunter might go by himself to hunt deer, elk or other small game, but wheu buffalo was discovered no one was allowed to hunt them alone, un der penalty of confiscation and de struction of his property, and even death. Sharp lookouts were always watching for a herd, and when one was seen the camp crier spread the news. The hunters assembled at the chief's lodge, aud when all were ready they started out together, under the leadership of some chief, and thus had an equal chance. It was not half an hour after the alarm had been given before the war riors, mounted on their fleet ponies, were assembled about us. Saddles had been discarded, aud even cloth ing, many of the men wearing only the breecholout and moccasins. Most of them were armed with rifles, but some carriod bows and arrows, which at close quarters were almost as rapid and effective as guns. It was a grand sight to Bee these lithe and sinewy men move off at the signal of they' leader. The impatient horses strained at their bits and curvetted from side to side, and their riders, erect and graceful, eat them as if horses and riders were one. No sooner were the men gone than the women begau to string out after them, mounted on their gentler pouies, and boys went with them driving strings of pack ani mal which were to bring back the meat and hides. By this time the chief's wives had prcp'ared onr morn iug meal, and after eating I borrowed a horse from the old chief and rode out toward tho scene of the hunt. I was much too late to join in the chase. By the time I reached the plateau on whioh the buffalo had been discovered, the herd had been run and the sur vivors were gone, but the sagebush plain was thickly dotted with the hjugo forms of the slain to the number of several hundred, and now tho hunters, tho women and the boys were busy skinning them and outting up the meat. Here and there a couple of men were quarreling over the owner ship of a fat cow, whioh both claimed to have shot. But these disputes were seldom serious, and generally ended in a division of the meat. In the old days, when tho bow and arrow was the only weapon used these quarrels seldom occurred, for each Indian had a mark on bis shafts. Many of the hunters, havlngpointed out to their women the animals they had killed, now began to ride slowly toward home. They had done their share of the work. They were very happy over their success, aud nearly every one who passed called out that he would send a tongue Over to tho chief's lodgo for me. Not a little in terested in watobing the women out up the buffalo, although I had soen thorn at such work many times, I rode out along the line of chase, whioh ex tended soveral miles. The women were in very good humor, too, that morning, aud laughed and joked with each other whilo they worked, Tuore is nothing bo conducive to contont ment as a goodly store of provisions As I rode among thorn they turned their witticisms on me, and I cannot say that I got tho better of these en counters. While I was joking with them wo wero startled by hearing heavy firing beyond, and looking toward the end of tho line of the chase, we saw a large party of yelling horsemen swooping down on the scattered groups of wo men and men. They were firing their guns rapidly, and already had killed several of our people. By this time very few of onr men remained on the grounds, most ol them having re turned to camp; but what few wero left imitautly monnted their horses and rode swiftly toward the enemy, and I went with them. When the enemy had first been discovered, as they rode up over the edge of the plateau, the women had instinctively rashed to tho men for protection, but some had already been cut off aud were killed and scalped. The survivors now formed fivo different groups, each one protected by from three to seven or eight men, who were firing rapidly at the circling enemy. And as for the enemy, they seemed to be everywhere at once, wheeling, circling on their fleet horses, never bunching, and pre senting a difficult mark. They were Sioux, and decked out in the full war costume peculiar to them. There wero a dozen of us hastening to the defence of those beyond, and as we drew near the Sioux circled out and made for the women we had left behind, who were shrieking and chattering with fear. We turned then and headed them off, killing two of their number, and they shot a man who was riding by my side. The poor fellow threw up his hands and tumbled off his horse stone dead. All this time we were being reinforced by men from the different groups, and soon there were twenty three of us, charging and checking every move of the Sioux, who num bered forty-one, including the two we had killed. They were good fighters, but our people were better, for they were fighting with desperation for their women and children. As they drew away from our pursuit we deter mined to let them go, and turned back toward the women, thinking the fight was over. In the meantime the Sioux had stopped and evidently held a council, for suddenly they started to ward us again, spreading out like a fan, so as to attack the whole length of our line. We scattered, too, aud with three others I hastened toward the women at the point from which I had at first started. And now all along began a general fusillade. Our men had all dismounted here aud there among the women, and their Bliots be gan to tell, for every miuute or two a Sioux, and sometimes both horse aud rider, would fall among the sage bush. Their shooting even from the backs of their flying horses was not without effect, for they killed two more women and wounded a man. But now rein forcements begau to come in sight, for some of our hunters, who were riding leisurely home, had heard the shoot ing and returned to see what was up. As soon as the enemy saw them com ing they ceased firing at us and started off to the south as fast as they could go, pursued by some of the men whe had been protecting the women, and all of the newcomers, fifty-four all told. We now had time to count up oui losses, which we found to bo two men, seven women and one boy killed, and three men, eight women and four boys and girls wounded. Of the enemy we had killed seven and seriously wounded one, who was quickly des patched. Three of our party whe were killed lost their scalps, and we, of course, took eight. It did not take me long to hasten back to camp and tell what had befallen us, and then what excitement there was I Men ex citedly rushed for their arms and horses and hastened away. Women cried and wailed and surrounded me, begging to know who had been killed. I could not, of course, give tho names of the women, but wheu I told who the men were their relatives in the crowd hastened away, sobbing out their names, to prepare for their bur ial. In an hour or two the dead and wounded were brought in, aud the sound of mourning was heard on every hand,, and mingled with it one could hear the relatives of those who had killed an enemy calling out their names and praising their courage and success. About suudown the pursu ing party returned, having had a run ning fight with the Sioux for miles. They had killed two more of them, but had finally given np the chase, as the enemy had better horses. Archie and I put in a sleepless night, for the mourning was kept up without intermission. Even in our lodge there was sorrow and gloom, for one of the chief's wives bad lost a brother. We both were depressed by tho calamity whioh had befallen the people. Early in the morning the dead, carefully wrapped and bound in blankets and robes, were carried on travois to a grove of cottonwoods up the stream, aud then placed on plat forms lashed to the branches, for their eternal sleep. Beneath the aerial graves of the men horses wero killed that they might not go afoot to tho sandhills, aud by their Bides or wrapped up with them were their weapons and war clothes. Mission aries aud others have made such an outcry against this practice that the Government long ago forbade it. Tho next afternoon the scalp dance took place. Those who had lost rela tives painted their faces black, the women outting off their hair and scari fying their arms and aukleB. They carriod the scalps of tho enemy sus pended from Bticks, and went about through the camp, stopping here and there to danco aud sing the plaintive scalp song. Few white persons have any tnsto for Indian music, yet Borne of our greatest musicians have pro nouueed it purely classical in con struction. One oould clearly per oeivo in this scalp song the dominant theme of sorrow for the dead kindred, and a minor ono of joy that they had been avenged. Afterward these calps wero handed over to the war riors, and they iu turn dauced with them; but their song was one of exul tant victory. New York Sun. THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE, STORIES THAT ARE TOLD BY THE FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS. According to Science New Form of ad Old Saying Settling; Up Making Sore The City In Hot WeatherA Painless Process A Drawback Caution, Etc. There Is a man In our town (His name my memory slips) Who kissed ten thousand microbes Off his sweetheart's ruby lips. And when he found what he had done, With all his might and malr, He rushed up there another night And kissed them on aguia. Up-to-Date. Settling Up. notel Clerk "This is a bad fifty cent piece, sir." Commercial "All right; lhad abad night." New Form of an Old Saying. He "Fave your heard the latest?" She-"What is it?" He "Never look an auto-car in tho motor." Judy. . Making Snre. Examiner "What part of speech is the word 'am?' " Smart Youth "What, the 'am what you eat, sir, or the 'am' what you is?" Fun. A Drawback. Hicks "She has great command of language, hasn't she?" Wicks "Yes; I am inclined to think that that's why she never got married." Somerville Journal. A Painless Process. "They can take photographs in the dark now." "That's good; those hateful photo graphers won't be always telling us to look pleasant. " Detroit Free Press. Somewhat Surprised, Hlmselt. Mamma "I'm surprised at you, Johnny!" Johnny (thoughtfully) "I wonder if you'll ever get used to me, mamma? You're always surprised at me." Puck. The City In Hot Weather. Citizen "I wish to see the Health Offioer." . Clerk "He is not in." Citizen "Where is he?" Clerk "Gone out of the city for his health." New York Weekly. A Documental Insult. "Cousin Julia has given up her trip abroad." "What for?" "She found that her passport de scribed her as having a large mouth." Chicago Becord. The Passing of Baseball. Foreign Visitor "I see it stated that pnblio interest in baseball is de clining." American Host (sadly) "I fear it is. I haven't seen an umpire mobbed this season." New York Weekly. The State of Literature. - "Don't you think," said the young man, "that literature is in a state of decline?" "Unquestionably," repliod the other; "it's in a chronio state of de clinewith thanks." Washington Star. Impressions On Air. Small Boy "Say, pa, teacher said to-day, 'Study hard, boys; time flies.' " Father "Very true, my son." Small Boy "Well, and a little while after he said, 'Time leaves foot prints.' Now, pa, how can time leavo footprints if it flies?" How They ICetrnated. "I see," said the elderly boarder, "that the paper says the foe retreated doggodly. I wonder what sort of re treat that was?" "Presumably," said the Cheer'ul Idiot, "they took to their barks." Indianapolis Journal. Preferred Ills Illusions. Bonter "Do you know Plantagenet Jenks, the poet?" Thorpe "No, but I think great things of him." Bonter "Let me introduce you." Tharpe "Thanks, no; I would rather think great things of him." -Brooklyn Life. Obeying Father's Advice. Wise Father "No, my son, never put off till to-morrow what can be done to-day. Bemember that, and the path which loads to success will lie open boforU you." Little Freddie "All right. Gimme a quarter to go to the ball game this afternoon. It might rain to-morrow." Chicago Nows. An Up-to-date Count. Papa "I did the Count an injus tice. I thought he was a chump." Mamma "And you have changed your opinion?" Papa "Yes, indeed! You should have seen him kick when I tried to work off some worthless railroad stocks as part of the marriage settle ment." Puck. Cautious. "How will you have your eggs cooked?" asked the waiter. "Make any difference in the cost of 'em?" inquired the customer, cautiously. "No." "Then cook 'em with a uioo slice of ham I" said the customer, greatly re lieved." Pittsburg Bulletin. Namlug the llaliy. .- Cuinso "Well, Cawker, did you name your baby George Dewey?" Cawker "No." Cumso "You told mo that was (your intention." , : Cawker "Yes." Cuinso "Then why didn't you?" Cawker "We decided upon sec, oud thoughts to name her Elizabeth. -I Harper's Bazar. SEA ELEPHANT OIL Success of Yankee's Attempt to Revive an Industry of the South Atlantic. In making the experiment of reviv ing tho industry of hunting sea ele phant for their oil, Mr. Bichard T. Green, of Boston, Mass., has met with remarkable success. The bark Swal low, Captain Cleveland, which sailed from Boston on August 20 last, ar rived at New Bedford a few days ago with 1800 barrels of sea elephaut oil, valued at about $25,000. Most of the oil will probably be exported to France. Little attention has been paid to sea elephant hunting of late years, as the animals had been almost exterminated by New London whalemen, bnt when the schooner arrived at New Bedford last year with a few barrels of sea ele phant oil Mr. Green decided to try to revive the industry. The cruise of the Swallow was made to Kergnelen, better known. as Deso lation Island, in the South Atlantic Ocean, Exactly 113 days out from Boston, the Swallow dropped anchor in Sprightly Harbor, at the sonth side of Desolation Island. The shores are rocky and forbidding, and the atmos pheric conditions are of the most un pleasant character. The island is re markable for the number of sea ele phants fonnd there. In appearance, they somewhat resemble the seal. They are never fonnd in northern wa ters. A characteristic of these animals is their habit of beaohing themselves in groups, 200 or more being often fouud in what whalemen call a pod. Immediately after dropping anchor the crew of tho Swallow were ordered to begin what became a daily occupa tion. This was to land on shore in ten ders and proceed to the pods of sea elephant, shooting them with Win chester rifles or lancing them. The animals do not exhibit a very great disposition to escape, aud are, conse quently, easily killed in abundauoe. They are skinned on the spot, and blubber from one to three inches in thickness is out into chunks about two feet square. The blubber is then floated in the water to soak out the blood, after which it is taken to the ship, where it is tried out, making a very clear oil. For just three months the bark lay at anchor. During that time enough oil was taken to fill 1800 barrels, her hold being completely filled, fore and aft, and many barrels being stowed on dock. SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL There are 17,000,000 comets. Zologists say that all known species of wild animals are gradually dimin ishing in size. A somewhat novel industry has re cently been started in Sweden, and consists of the manufacture of textiles from peat fibre. Taking the average depth of the ocean to be three miles, there would be a layer of salt 230 feet deep if the water should evaporate. One of the numerous virtues of per manganate of potash is its proporty of iustant.y killiug such mosquitoes as oome in contact with it. It has been demonstrated that tho explosive power of a sphere of water only one inch in diameter is sufficient to burst a brass vessel having a resist ing power of 27,000 pound3. Imitation ivory is now being exten sively manufactured from the fruit of a palm-like shrill called Phytelephas inacrocarpa, which is about the size of an apple and possesses a hard interior kernel. . A plan has been perfected by a Lyons (France) cloth-weaver, by which the wool on a sheepskin can be converted into velvet. Until recently, unshorn Bheepskins have been chiefly used for rugs and carpets. ) Small-pox, scarlet ferer, measles, diphtheria, influenza, etc, are infec tious diseases which are contagions; while malarial fevers, typhoid fever, yellow fever, cholera, pneumonia, peri tonitis, etc, are infectious diseases which are not ordintrily contagious. On the Eating of Loons. Man is a creature of prejudice! In Scotland he will not eat eels; iu Con necticut he will not eat sturgeon, the royal fish of England, where the first one taken iu the Thames goes to the Queen's table; in New York they will not eat lampreys, miscalled "lamper eels," which are delicacies in Connec ticut, and in England some old king I never could keep a record of kings died from a surfeit of lampreys. With theso prejudices in miud, aud I hate all prejudices except thosa which I entertain, I decided to eat the loon. There may be differences among loons, os there ore between pigeons and squabs. I prefer an adult pigeon to a squab, there is better chewing ou it, but if a man wants real hard chew ing, with a flavor of raw fish, let him tackle an adult loon. That bird could not be picked; it was skinned, and iu its stomach there was a cattish re cently swallowed, one partly digested, aud the bones of another. The trig gers of the peotoral fins of tho cattish were set, but the stomioh of the loon did not seem to be troubled by that fact. Fred Mather, iu Forest and Stream. Tripe In France. Frauce, iu contradiction to Paris, is not a country of snails and frogs' logs, but of tripe. Where it all comes from is one of the mysteries. Everybody of moderate and lesser means eats tripe; it is cookod in many ways, and is disguised in none, which may iudi oato that the French faucy it. Next to tripe there is nothing you are so sure of getting at a French table d'hote as etowod rabbit, especially if you do not have a preference for it. Tho French boiug naturally u little suspicious since the days of tho Prus sian sicgo, these rabbits are always old with the hoods ou. BOY THAT WENT WITH TEDDY., Only boy we ever had, Him that went with Teddy, Tough and husky sort o' lad, Rough an' always ready, Pomowhat wildish in his way, liuther play I gues9, thau ftr1 But as honest as the day, Always true an' steady. Didn't like to see him go, Me an' his ol' mother. Both our hearts a packln' woe, We could so u r ce I y smother. Loved our boy almighty dear, An' it knocked us out o' gear When he went an' left us here 'Lone with one another. Used to sot here every night, Me an' my ol' woman, Talkln" 'bout the way he'd flght When he met the foeman. Knowed he'd never flinch a bit, Knowed he wasn't built to quit, Knowed, fur sure he'd noverglt Back an inch fur no man. Of'n 'fore we'd go to bod I conld see her kneelln', An' I knowed it was fur Ned Thnt she was appealla'. As fur me. I never learned How to pray, an' In me burned Kind of an oueasy durned Guilty sort o' feelin'. When the Denver people oome To the rench a tolllu' 'Bout the fight, I made things hum Duncln' an' a yelllu'l Whooped fur Teddy nu' the rest With the wildest sort o' zest. While the heart within me breast Was with pride aswellln'l Keep a readln' on an' on Whooped till mother hlntod That I acted like I'd gone Actually demented! Then a cloud came o'er my eyes An' I groaned in pained surprise On one name they'd printed. Nollilu' thnt the neighbors said Could our sorrows lighten. Every time they'd mention Ned Soeined the cluch 'd tighten! Only gleam o' sun thnt shot Through our souls with mls'ry fraught Was the one consolln' thought Teat he died a llghtln'. Denver Post. HUMOR OF THE DAY. She "Our collego has adopted a cry." "What is it boo-hoo?" Brooklyn Life. Edna "Your face seems familiar." Jellaby "It is. Had it since I was a baby." Tit-Bits. Oldrider "After a bicyoleride, the finest pick-me-up is " Newrider "The ambulance." Indianapolis Journal. Stiggins "Bromlert is a man I can't bear." Wiggins "What did Bromlert ever do for you?" Indian apolis Journal. Doctor "This medicine is to be taken on an empty stomach." Patient "That's all right. .I've juBt been to a five o'clock tea." Sapsmith (sentimeutally) "What is sadder than to have loved aud lost?" Ilennypeck (promptly) "To have loved and got her." Mrs. Cobwigger "Do you wear your mother's dresses cut down?" Little Ethel "No. Ma belongs to the rainy-day club and wears mine." He "What is it about Whirly that throws all the other fellows in the shade?" She "I guess it must be his family tree." Detroit Free Press. Minnie "This weather is so try ing, I must get something for my complexion." Mamie "I didn't know you had any." Indianapolis Journal. "Twiggs is a chronic kicker." "Yes; but you've probably noticed that when a clock strikes all the time nobody pays any attention to it." Detroit Free Press. "Call a man a sad dog," said the corn-fed philosopher, "and he will look knowing and feel flattered; but if you call him a miserable pup he'll want to flght," Indianapolis Jour nal. "Don't you hate to have meddle some people try to find out what you know?" "No; what bothers me is to have meddlesomo pooplo try to find out what I don't know." Chicago Record. First Mo in b or Musical Committee "Does the now soprano's voice fill the ohuroh?" Second Mombor "Hardly. The ushors toll me thoro aro always vacant scats in tho gallery," Dotroit Journal, Angry Pedestrian (picking himself np) -"Tha next ncouudrol oh, I seel It was a man on horsobaok. Never mind, sir, it didn't hurt me. I thought it was ono of them blamed bicyolistsl" Asking "What do yo(I thiuk of Pufllngton?" Orimshnw -"Oh, ho is the kind of a man who thinks that whonho stops on ouoondof the country the other oud flops up iu tho air." London Fignro. Father "Yofl, child, diamonds aro bard anyway you considor them even hard to got and hard to kocp." Dis appointed Daughter "But, pa, thoy 'ro hordost of all to bo without." Jewelers' Wookly. Mrs. X. (observing her friond at work upon tho floor of tho kitchen) "Why in the world don't yoa got a Bervant to scour your floor?" "Be canso, my doar, I'd havo to scour the town for a servant." Lifo. "Papa, I want a pug-dog; theyVo so 'ristocatio-lookiu'." "Bobby, what do you mean by aristoeratio-looking?" 'W'y, they Iook9 liko they'd git hop pin' mad if thoy had tor git a'quaintod with auybody." Brooklyn Life. His Wifo "Now yon won't forgot any of thoso thine: I asked you to bring homo." Tho Suburbanite (doubtfully) "I hopo not. Suppose you give me Bcnlod orders not to bo opened till I roach tho city." Brook lyn Lifo. Supplicant "Bemombcr, sir, that it is as easy for a came! to got through the eye of a neodlu ax for a lioU man to enter tho kingdom of heaven." Miserly Millionaire "I know it; but I don't expect to bnvo a cent with mo when I preaout myso'f at tho gate." Chicago News.