t rr-. v- i I iirt h liie Forest Republican RATES Of ADVCRTISINCl On. "quar, Oft. l" en. lnrttoa..f 1 Of On. Pinare, on. irn-n, on. inmi'n ... I 1 Una Pqtiare, one Iivb, three moot.. . ft 00 On ."qurir on. ttx-h. on. Mr ..... I n Two hqiMrm, on. yinr lw iurtr Column, on yMr..,, H PlPO Mali Column, oo. yr. W na On. Column, on. yer 1'" IMal flnrtiKminU tea mU par llae each Inaortion. llirr.ti ant deith notlcs. gratia. All hillafor yr,y eilrrrttamnanU er-fieeas EPUB Id paMUhod every Wednatlny, by J. E. WENK. Office la Smcarbang-h ft Co.'i Building , XLM STREET, TIO.XESTA, TA. Ternn, Sl.ooPet Vaar, No tuhserlptlont received, lor athorter period than throe months. (Jorrmpondonc toliclte 1 from parts of tha country. No notio will bo taken ot -oonymoua co.uinunia.iilnn. ORE CAN VOL. XXX. NO. 25. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, OCT. G, 1897. S1.00 PER ADM. quarterly lampi-Tiry SilratUarmeoi I ue p. i l m iinn Job work oo Jli?. R n JLL it all the railroads wore placed end to end and Bide by side there would be seventeen trucks all the way round the world, and enough left to put iu raids tracks at all important points. A Fayette County (Pennsylvania) board 1ms adopted this resolution: "Tear Jcrs must not make love while employed by the board or (luring school hours. The violation of thi , rule will be sufficient cause for dis annul." That there may justly be hope, even . when all seems hopeless, iu the case of a person overcome in the water, re ceived a fresh illustration a few days ago up in Ashland, Wis. August An derson, ten years old, was pulled out of the water after ho had been sub ' merged for five minutes, and he re covered consciousness after au hour. The St. Louia Globe-Democrat ex claims: What a system of fireproof building is worth to a city is shown by the fact that tho Fire Department of Paris oorU $314, COO a year, while tha of New York City requires an outlay of $2,315,355. To this must be added the losses cansed by the far more nnmerons and extensive conflagrations in the American city and the heavier premiums on insurance. The American Federation of Labor and the Laboring Men's Protective Association iu the city of New Orleans are disturbed at the rapid immigration of Italiaus, and have protested to the authorities at Washington against the violntion of the Immigration law, which, they say, has been going on for some timo. They charge that Italians are brought into Louisiana throngh the port of New Orleans for the sugar season only. Contracts, they say, are made with the Italian laborers in Italy, giifiranteeing'lhem the payment of their passage to America and return to Italy and work at seventy-five cents a day during the sugar season. Emperor William's effusive speochei iu llnaaiii onnfninefl nrid nnaantTA wntAli " - t ..Q litis sot everybody wondering what he could have meant, states the New York Post. He spoke of some mysterious "disturber of the general peace," agajnst whom or which William was determined to take a Arm stand. H jvas not afraid of it. The malign in fluence, or Nation, or whatever it was, had no chance of succeeding against his resolute purpose to keep the peace, even if he had to kill 100,000 men to do it. But whioh is the wicked, war like country which the good and peace loving William, armed to the teoth, had thus to rebuke? Is it England? I it France? Some able journalists champion one view, some another. . In speaking of the unimportant place which women have occupied in th world of affairs in years past and gone, a well-informed and observant woman was recently hoard to remark that the advancement of women in lines ol business and practical affairs can b traced by noting the evolution in pockets. Time was, aud is not wholly past, either, when it was not deemed proper for a woman to have any sort of receptacle about her gown in which to carry the various traps which mark au independent career. As civilisa tion advanced women gradually in sisted on at least one 'pocket, even if it was hidden and wellnigh inaccessi ble. Anvirdinary man's suit has tif teon pockets, of all sizes and in every conceivable place, aud is it any won der that, with the wide latitude al lowed iu that particular direction, men have taken similar freedom iu other lines and refuse to be bound by con ventionalities? Dr. David Starr Jordau, chief of tho American Commission to investi gate the seal fisheries of Bering Sea, has just returned from those waters, uud his report confirms the predic tions that were made year ago with reference to the effects of pelagic fish ing upon the seal herds. The animals on. the breeding grounds, he says, have decreased fifteen per ceut. in number, and those iu the hunting grounds have decreased thirty-three per cent, in the last twelve months, all because of the destructive methods employed by lawless fishermen. The decrease, he argues, will be still jjreater during the present year, and even if pelagic fishing were totally suppressed this season, he believes that the shrinkage in numbers would continue until 1U00 because of the de structive work which has already been done amug the iufaut seals. These etuteiucuta fully confirm the report made lust year by the American Com mission, and they emphasize the con tention, so strenuously urged by this Government, that unless more effective measures for protecting the seals are speedily provided the herds lire doomed toto'"' fxtiuetiui. THE OLD It Is slim and trim and snare Like the slender Lady ('Intro In the gowns they usod to wear Long ago; And It stands there In the gloom Of the gnliled nttlo room, Like the ghost whose vacant tomb None may know. I can see the lady's hands, White as lilies, as she stands Btrumming fragments of Dursnd'a On the keys; And I hear the thin, sweot strain Of the Plymouth hymns again, Like the sob of windless ralu In the trees. TALE OF AN Hy REBECCA Wo 0s5 HERE'S one matter that I want to speak about in time, and that is when we come to divide Aunt Desire's things, I'd like the tester bedstead," and Mrs. Bedfern leaned forward in the carriage that she might get her long crepe veil in place. "It's the only piece of furni ture that came from Uncle Abner's home, and I'd prize it above every thing else." The funeral procession had gone some distauce bearing the remains of Mrs. Desire Boutwell toward the country oemetery, three miles off, when the foregoing remark was made. These mourners in this first carriage had talked over many thiugs as they slowly jogged along over the rough rutted road. How, just five years pre vious, even to the mouth, they had buried their uncle. Then they dwelt at length on the last illness of their aunt and had brought up many of the events that had taken place in that long life of. eighty-one years. Mrs. Bontwell was deeply loved by all, and many tears were shed by these relatives as they thus conversed to gether of her. For, having no chil dren of her own, her heart had gone out in double interest toward the children of her brothers and sisters and their families. But besides being bo universally loved, the Coles family, one and all, looked np to this relative in consequence of being connected with one of the most aristooratio fam ilies in Mount Otto. Desire Coles had married Abner Boutwell, the son of Judge Boutwell, the latter of whom was prominent in the early history of the town. In fact, so important was this personag, in the affairs of the Tillage that there was a saying that when Judge Boutwell took a pinch of snuff all tha inhabitants sneezed in .sympathy. Horn, it dirt not matter to the .Coles family that this sou had amounted to little that he had always been con tent to live upon the money his wife had iuberited and that he had been somewhat irAtomperate all his life; they had all regarded him as a gentleman and overlooked these shortcomings. 1 he Colo family had been pioneers in Mount Otto, too, but they had sim ply been known for their thrift and their ability to make money. But all 01 tnis they would gladly have ex changed for just one of the rampant lions, 01 which the Bontwell ooat-of- arms boasted four. "The tester bedstead! Why. I al ways supposed I was to have that. I was with Uncle Abner more than any of the other nieces, and I'm sure it would be his wish," and Mrs. Gausou's pale and usually plaild eouuteuanoe was flushed and disturbed. She had aeen a great deal of trouble iu her life-' time had lost her home and property but bad borne it all with such pa tient resignation that the family had come to believe that she was above caring much for material things. "Well," spoke np a third ocenpant ot the carriage, whtl was designated in the family always as "Aimer s wife, "it has never even occurred to ine.but that tester bedstead would naturally come to our branch of the family. Abner often spoke of it, when he was alive, that of course it woald full to him for his name, and then, as we called our only sou the same, it does seem to me as if there should be no doubt as to where the bedstead be longs." The Coles family was a most united family, who seemed to see only the good in one another, but they had found it very hard to overlook one trait in Abner's wife. That was her seem ing disregard for the name of Bout well. And she had even been known to laugh at her husbaud and his rela Uvea that they had paid such homage to it. And now here she was putting in her claim for the only article of fur niture that had come from Judge Bout well's home. mere was still another murmur in the carriage an old lady who had been weeping silently all through the dialogue. She had sat almost immov able, excepting as she from timo to time nervously clutched her black bordered handkerchief. Now she aroused herself, aud said iu a voice that trembled with emotion: "I've never had any other thought if I outlived sister Desire but that that highpost bedstead would come to me I was a little girl twelve years old when Desire w as married, and the very next winter after I came out from tho farm to stay with her aud teud school. I'll never forget how pleased I was w huu brother Abner told me I was to nlop iu the high-post bedstead up in the spare room. lean remember jist as well as if it was yister.luy how Desire used to iron the bed every uigUt with 6fh SPINtT. Hho would play tha minuet For the stntelr-stepping set. While the ardent dancers met, Hands and hearts. Pld tho pld-tlme spinet ear If Pan Cupid unaware Pricked the breast of brave and fair With bis dart? Now the spiders with their floss Dp and down the keyboard cross And the string are dull as dross, Once so brlghtr No one cares to touch the keys Btalned old yellow Ivories Bavo the ghost some dreamer sees In the night. James Ducfcham. L-,1- 3ly,f 31 Oj lyi'JKH-id.. 1)0 4i ill HEIRLOOM. BARRETT. 5K$ np rytt own i)Mne rj1 A 1 the warming pan'. I haven't got long for thip world I'll be seventyjfive my next birthday and it does seem to me that I should have the bedstead while I stay. I'm sure if Desire could speak this minute she d toll me to take it, Aunt Hester, whereon earth could you put it in your little house, I'd like to know?" spoke up Mrs. Bed fern, excitedly. "Such a bedstead. with its tester and valance needs a very large room, and it seems to me our house is the one most fitting in hich to show off Judge Boutwell's bedstead. Mrs. Bedfern was the richest mem ber of the Coles family. Her husband had made a fortune from a fertilizer. They owned one of the most preten tious homes in Mount Otto, and were slowly, by persistent efforts, working their way into tho aristocratic society 01 tne village. "Why, it 11 go nicely in the parlor bedroom," proceeded Aunt Hester, not seeming to notice the slur on her small house. "I've got it all planned I'll shut up the closet, I don't use- it for much, and then move the bureau out into the parlor." "Weill" exclaimed Mrs. Bedfern. "I should say so," echoed Abner's wife so loudly that Elder Cheesbro leaned out of the buggy and looked back to ascertain the cause as the fun eral procession turned into the ceme tery. I he Bontwell lot was the only one iu the cemetery divided off by au iron fence. Even here the family showed their exolnsiveness. and the huee pad lock hanging to the gate told plainly mac tney wished no intruders. On the way home hardly a word was spoken by these mourners in the first carriage; each drew her veil over her face and wore a much-abused air. One remark, however, was' ventured by Abner s wile, which she designed to be very cutting. lhe Bontwell family can fence people out of their cemetery lot, but tney can t fence out tho mullein There was a Btalk half as high as the monument on Judge Boutwell s grave. No one condescended to reply to this observation, but a very percepti ble "hen" came from Mrs. Bedfern oorner. . In the carriage just behind the csn versation had been of a very different nature. The harmony of the Coles family -had formed the principal topio among the occupants as they rode out to the oometery, and ooming home they had dropped into the same sub ject again. "Ma was saying this morning," re marked Augusta Ganson, "that our family hadn't missed coming together for thanksgiving dinner in over twenty-five years, and that's a pretty good record. She said, too, she didn't be lieve Iwe'd ever had what could be termed a family quarrel. Once, you remember, Aunt Hester made some trouble for ma over that swarm of bees, but ma let it all go. Then, you know, when Cousin Jaue coaxed the side-saddle away from Aunt Desire to send to the missionary, Cousin Car'line got awful touchy, aud was going to make a great ado about it, for she wanted the saddle herself for one of the girls, but somehow it all blew over and nothing came of it. I do hope there won't be any trouble now when we come to divide Aunt Desire's things." "Oh, there won't be," answered Abner Coles, confidently, "for there isn't one of the family but would give up for the sake of peace. The only thing that I am particularly anx ious to have is Uncle Abner's tester bedstead, but that would naturally oome to me anyway for my name," At this Augusta Ganson straightened herself up. She had a pale, ashen complexion, but it turned crimson wheu her cousin made this announce ment. "The tester bedstead! Why, it doesn't seem to me as if ma, if any one, ought to have that. She was Uncle Abner's favorite niece, and then she has so little to make her happy, auyway, in comparison to what tho other relatives have." That the other two oocupants of the carriage were not iudifi'ereut as to who should have the ownership of the bed stead appearances plainly indicated. The pink aud white faces of Julia aud Carrie Bedfern, which had remained almost expressionless during the ride, now Showed signs of great emotion. "Mamma has always supposed she would be the one to iuherit Uncle Ab ner's bedstead," spoke up the oldest of the two girls, "aud when we had our lovely Bpure room done over last spring she sent to Buffalo aud had some old-fushionod wall paper made to order, that it would harmonize with the bedstead w hen it came to be hers, "Yes, aud theu we eutertaiu the Boutwell girls," continued the second daughter, "aud I'm sure they would w ish to see their gruudfuther s bed stead iu our house." They hud reached the village, and the carriage (stopped before Mrs. Bout- well's house. The executor had thought it best, as there were a num ber of heirs and several lesatees many of whom wore from out of town to adopt tha old-time custom of resiling the will directly after the fu neral. Accordingly, all assembled for that purpose. Mrs. Boutwell bad not large property, but she had cut it up pretty well, going down even into the third generation with her legacies. And what was quite remarkable about it all was, with the nnmerons bequests, there was no fault found with any por tion as assigned in the will. All ex pressed themselves satisfied. But bofore F.xecutor Hanford left the house he learned of the storm brewing over who should be the pos sessor of the tenter bedstead. I'm not surprised," he remarked to the younger exeontor, as he drew his fingers through his long gray hair, for in all my years of experience in settling estates, I've known of more family quarrels over a few old house hold things than over the division of the property many times over; and tho very worst feud of all commenced over an old brass kettlo." The contention, thus begun in the Coles family, ' created raucor, bitter ness and suspicion, so that when the inventory came to be made and the things assigned, nothing could be divided satisfactorily. Aunt Hester and Mrs, Ganson re newed hostilities over a feather bed. "You've got the bed Desire meant for me to have," Aunt Hester com plained, bitterly. "I've heard sister say time and time again that mine was to be the one with the goose quill in each oorner, and yonru's got em in and mine hasn't. That one they've given you is made of live geese feath ers, and the one I have is nothin in the world but hen feathers. Abner's wife and Augusta Ganson quarreled like two children over which one should come to own a little china lamb that had stood on Aunt Desire's what-not. And Mrs. Bedfern, finding two cus tard cups. missing from the sot of china assigned her, accused one of the other heirs of being the thief, and even threatened to'inake serious trou ble if said cups were not returned. And so one strife after another fol lowed along until it was hard to find a more bitter family, one toward an other, than the Coles family. Meantime Thanksgiving came and went, and no one even thought of a family dinner. The executors found the disposition of the household effects of Mrs. Desire Boutwell a long and tedious proceed ing, but finally, after much wrangling, a division of all the articles had been made. All but the tester bedstea'd the settlement of that remained as far off as on the day of the funeral. Not one of the claimants showed any sign of surrendering. There the bed stood up in the spare loom, the only article of furniture left in the house. What to do in the matter the execu tors were at a complete loss to deoide, But one day the affair settled itself. The several heirs to Mrs. Desire Bout- well's estate had been summoned to Lawyer Uauford's office. While the business was going on a little dried-up old lady, in a rusty black silk, came into the office. Some of the heirs recognized her as their Uncle Abner's sister, who had moved West a number of years before, and who had wounded the Boutwell pride considerably by marrying a poor tradesman, "You 11 see by reading this," she said, handing the lawyer a lotter in Abner Boutwell's handwriting, "that my brother gave me a long time ago a tester bedstead that he had iu his house." At the mention of this coveted ar- tiole of furniture many of the heirs gave a start. "It never belonged iu father s fam ily Judge Boutwell's" she continued by way of explanation, "but was one my brother took on a debt just before he was married. It was owned by a man named Lon Johnson. He aud my brother got into some trouble to gether over money matters and tho bedstead came into Abner's hands. "Lon Johnson!" echoed the lawyer. '.'The man died up here in the poor- house not long ago. So the bedstead belonged to his family?" "Yes; it hasn t much of a history, to be sure, but I thought as I was down here on a visit I had best take it home with me, although it's altogether too high for my bedroom, and I've got to have those big high posts sawed off." This remark caused a perceptible shudder among Borne of the heirs here assembled, but there was nothing to be said. Mrs. Bedfern was the first to speak after the old lady had gone out. "It's just as well after all that I did not get the bedstead," she said, loft ily, "for now my husband will buy me the beautiful rosewood one that he has talked about." "Such possessions do not make much difference to me one way or another," observed Mrs. Ganson, sighing heavily-. "If the Bontwell family would pay me what they owed Abner when he was in the grocery business, I could own a tester bedstead myself, "t spoke up Abner's wife, sarcastically. "As for me," piped Aunt Hester, "I've oome to think, after all, it's just as well I didn't get the high-post bed stead, for I see now it would have turned everything around so in tha parlor bedroom." "Well, I am glad you are all so well satisfied," observed Lawyer Hanford, as he tied up his legal pupers with a piece of red tupe, "for now I consider the only obsteule to the settling of the estate of Mrs. Desire Boutwell has been removed." The Lara-eat Creumury. The largest creamery iu the world is located near St. Albans, Vt., convert ing the milk of 12,0(10 cows into 10,000 pounds of butter daily. THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE STORIES THAT ARE TOLD BY THE FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS. His I-ot. Grew Cold Tit For Tat A Very Croat Examination Well Invested The Time Was 1,. 15 Quirk Learner Orttlnc Around Confession, Kte., Ete. (n happier days her lover wooed ana vowea ana pieaaea, signed nna sueu; and now sne vows tnnt ne sunn see rhat she can sue as well as he. rue it . A Vecjr Croat Kxamlnatlon. Counsel "Now answer the ques tion, and don't get angry " 1 Witness "Why shouldn't I, when fou are a cross examiner? Judy. Tit For Tat. Bacon "My cook failed to cook tho toast last night for dinner." Egbert "And what did you do?" "I had to roast the cook." Yonkers Statesman. A Gentle Hint. Miss Wheeler "Yes; this is my new seventy-five dollar wheel. Bicyoles are lower, you know." Miss Prim "So I've heard. 'Pears to me, bicycle skirts ought to be lower, too." Puck. Bit Advantage. "I never like to quarrel with my dusband." "Of course not." "He can always think of meaner things to say than I can." Columbus iOhio) State Journal. V The Time Wat IS. 15. Beturned Traveler (in the amateur play) "It seems as if it were only yes terday when last I gazed upon theBe Did familiar scenes." The Audienoe (in unison) "It was." Detroit Free Press. Well Invested. Herdso "Did you ever bribe a policeman?" Sedso "Yes." Herdso "How?" Sedso "Gave $1 to advise the cook to stay." Up-To-Date. Getting- Around Confoatlon. Counsel "What is your age, radam?" . "Witness "I onlv know from what ve been told, and you just told me that hearsay evidence was not valid in jourt. " Fliegende Blaetter. Wonderful. "This country must be increasing its population very fast." "What makes you think so?" "Why, I understand that now there are as many people as there are differ ent makes of wheels." Life. Quick Leornera. Mr. Hiland "I see that many Klon dike miners have got enough and are returning." Mr. Halket "Enough gold?" Mr. Hiland "No; enough experi ence." Pittsburg Chronicle Tele graph. A Dogajod Confeialon. "I'm surprised to find that yon keep a dog, ToinKiusl Why, you can barely keep your wifel What on earth do you feed him on?" "Well, I gives 'im cat's meat. And when I oan't afford that, why, 'e 'as to 'ave wot we 'ave." Punoh. Quakers la France. They were speaking of a recent slight earthquake in the south of Franoe. "Did you tremble?" a bystander asked one of the ladies. "Oh, yes, I trembled, but the earth trembled worse than I did." Le Monde Comique. Aurura Kdlblle. "By next spring," said the wild eyed inventor, "I shall be rich beyond the imaginings of paresis. I am going to Klondike " "So are a lot of other people." "That is where my fine work comes (n. I have almost perfected a process for making gold edible." Indianapolis Journal. Hit Interview. Young Congressman "Well, my dear, what do you think? I had the honor of beiug interviewed this morn ing on the loading topics of the day." His Wife "Indeed I What did you .ay?" Yonng Congressman "I really can't tell nutil I sae the morning paper." lUohmoud Dispatch. A H.eaon. "Why were you discharged from your last place?" asked the merchant of the applicaut tor a situation, "I was discharged for good behavior, ir." . "Wasn't that a singnlar reason for a discharge?" "Well, yon see, good behavior took nine mouths off my sentence." Life, A C1U tort n Froapx-tua. "Yes," said the Northern investor to the Georgia real estate agent, "your terms at an acre are very reason able. Is there auy gold on the laud?" The agent looked around at if to as sure himself that no one was listening, then he leaned over and whispered iu the investor's ear: "It's mostly gold!" Atlanta Con stitution. Quick Couveralou. Small Boy "What'll I do with this money bank?" Mamma "Put it away, of course. It has a dollar iu it that your aunt gave you aud some cbauge your pa and I put ia." "Not now. There isu't auy money in it now. I spent it." "Spout it? What did you do that for?" "Why, the minister preached so hard against hoardiu' up riches, that I got converted and spent what 1 hud." r New York Weekly. SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL Plants grow more between 4 and C a. m. than at auy other time of day. Professor E. C. Tickering, of the Harvard Observatory, announces the discovery of 142 new double stars iu the Southern skies. The speculative astronomora are now arguing that the moon is in the shape of a plumb bob, and that the large end is always towards the earth. The teeth of insectivora are sharp and pointed, and so disposed that they keep each other sharp by wearing against each other instead of coming in direct contact. Evidence of the complexity of cathode rays is found by M. H. Deslandrea in the foot that when a ray is turned aside by a neighboring body it is di vided into several unequally deviated rays. Anthropologists have ascertained that the Andaman islanders, the small est race of people in the world, aver age less than fonr foot in height, while a few of them weigh more than seven ty-six pounds. The fruit-eating bats do not live on insects, nor attack animals and suck blood, as do the vampires. The vam pire is a small bat, with exceedingly sharp front teeth, making a slit in the sleeper's leg and sucking the blood. They are seldom dangerous to human beings, but are to cattle. When you pinch your finger you think you feel pain the very same in stant, but really the hurt and the paiu are not quite simultaneous, although they seem to be so. If a person had an arm long enough to reach the sun, it would be 132 years before he would feel the pain of the burn. The depth to which the sun's rays penetrate water has been recently de termined by the aid of photography. It has beeu found that at a depth of 5S3 feet the darkness was, to all intents and purposes, the same as that on a clear but moonless night. Sensitive plates exposed at this depth for a con siderable length of time give no evi dence of light action. It has beeu known for some time that red hot iron is pervious to carbon dioxide. M. Grehant has found by experiment that the carbon dioxide does not only freely pass through the iron, but is decomposed, carbon mon oxide being set free. This may ac count for some of the accidents whioh the monoxide has caused. Booms must not be boated by a red hot iron stove. Itace For Life In a Tunnel. The story of an unhappy bride groom, whose hair grew gray in a sin gle morning, and that the morniug ot his marriage, is reported from Zi grad, in Hungary. Mitru Popa, born iu Teregova, son of a small farmer, and affiauced to a daughter of a prosperous citizen of Zigrad, recently started for Zigrad, there towed and bring home his bride. The place can be reached iu two hours by the mountain road. There was, however, a short cut; it led throngh the railway tunnel with a single line of rail. Popa laid ear to the ground and listened. As there was not the slightest vibration he took courage and ventured into the dark passago. Here, the report goes on, he had been stumbling along as best he could, when, after ten minutes passed in the total darkness, and, being, as he judged, near the centre of the tunnel, he heard the distant rumbling of au approaching train. The noise grew loudor behind him, and Popa rau; louder still, and Popa raced. It was a via dolorosa with the small point of daylight far off amid the darkness, and if he oould wiu it, theu it meant life, safoty and bride, but the thuuder of the train grew ever nearer. Fortunately the gradient was a steep one, and the express was called ex press by courtesy only, and the race between the man and death terminated at the tunnel's outlet, the man win ning by about his own length. The mercifully sluggish "schnell cug" passed iuto the daylight as the bridegroom fell prostrate on the bank. When he had started he had dark brown hair; when he arrived at the bride's house it was white as the bride's veil. The lady, however, ac cepted him on the somewhat dubious grouuds "that the hair would oome all right in time, and that the injury was covered by insurance." A Gold Mluliif Stury. At Ballarat, Australia, a ruined gold miner ouce committed suicide in a tlrainatio manner. Duriug the time of the gold rush a oertaiu deserted claim was for years held sacred, and the tools left strewn about the wind lass were left to rust away untouched. A party of 'varsity men, old school fellows, and of gentle birth, had sunk their shaft there aud worked without success until ull their money was spent. Oue evening, one of them, at work at the bottom of the shaft, shouted: "Haul up, boys, the time has come at last!" They hauled up, aud wheu it came to the top they found their com rade's lifeless body hanging from the chain. He had detached the bucket, tied a noose about his neck, fastened the noose to the chain, and was hanged by his dearest friends. The party had been much liked aud respected by the other miners, who would readily have subscribed lOUU ounces of gold dust to give them B fresh start, but ere the duwn of the next day the whole parly had disap peared, leaving their claim iu the same state as it lay at the time of tho tragedy, Weekly Telegraph. An Kleetrlc Ksperlutenl. The Illinois Central lUilway is about to experiment with electricity as a mo tive power, with a view to it adop tion ou all the suluirbuu liues of Chi cago. It is aald that both the third rail aud overhead trolley system will bo tried exhaustively before a decision u com to on equipment. AROUND JTHE DENO. Tti-re comes a time Jut one a weet When nothing matters mx-li; I'm waiting fr a step I know, A smile, a vnie, a tonnh: "He's coming, coming," slugs the wire. With sweet, jT'isalc jar. For Pick, my Pick, dear fellow. , Takes a common, five-cent car. But never n,nl.ln rl--h and fair 'Mong ctisatnn sarin fine. In gown of silk and la--- rare. Had dearer love tlian mine. Bo every Battirday I wait The happy moment when Ills car comes swing Ing round the bead. And Dick has eome again, lie glances up: I know It, though I will not let him see; , For not yet may I tell him That I love as fond as he. Then comes the hells far tinkle And the maid's reluctant feet, . And then I hear lilin on the at air. And tbon at last wo meet. My heart beats to I cannot speak, lie thinks me coy and cold; It Is because of depths Af love . The which I have not told. Stit when the autumn leaves are crisp, When snow has come again. Pear Pick will be my own, my own! Perhaps I'll tell him then. -Cora Htuart Wheeler, In Woman's Iloais Companion. HUMOR OF THE DAY. "Time flies, yon know." "Not al ways. It is now possible to make a century run." Indianapolis Journal. He "Do you believe in woman taking man's place?" She "Yes; in a crowded street car." Philadelphia Beoord. "MissHighsee is a beautiful singer, isn't she?" "Very. That was what made her singing endurable." Wash ington Times, He "I love you better than tuy life." She "Considering the life yon lead, I cannot sny that I am sur prised. Standard. Mrs. Howso "Did the butcher send the lobsters?" Bridget "He did, mum, but I sent them back. They wuzu't ripe." Brooklyn Life. "I never did have any head for mathematios." "Um! I have always understood that at home yon did not even count." Cincinnati Enquirer. Hope Is whispering "All Is well." busy men do not deny it; Borne are bringing wheat to sell. Others are digging gold to buy It. 1 Washington Btar. - Friend "Does your town boast of a baseball team?" Suburbanite "No. We used to boast of one, but wo have to apologize for it now." Puck. "Say, old man, you are so absent minded, I believe you are iu lovel" Hobson "Mo? Oh! ho! ho! hoi SVhy, don't you know I'm married?" Puck. "I hopo, Ophelia, that yon are not o foolish as to call yourself a 'wash lady.' " " 'Deed I don't, Miss May. I (alls myself a laundry lady." Indian apolis Journal. Jack "How is your sister getting on with her singing les9ons?" Cissie "Well, papa has taken the wadding out of his ears for the first time to day." Fliegende Blotter. "There is one queer thing noticea ble at all picnics." "What is that?" "The man who makes the most fusi about carrying the basket always eat more than anybody else." Chicago Heoord. "It looks like rain," said the milk man to the lady of the house. Aftei examining the milk, she came to tht conclusion that it must be either rain or water from the pump. Norristowp Herald. He "For my part I can't see why you women should want to apo men, anyhow." She "Oh., auything for o little change. We've been making monkey of him long Enough." Cleve land Leader. He "There is one thiug to be said about the Scotch dialect stories now floating about." She--"And what il that?" He "They may be the same old stories, but no one will recognize them." Yonkers Statesman. Landlord "Did they discover tht idoutity of that petrified body which was found in the valley yesterday?" New Yorker "I don't know; bnt I think it was a man from whom one of your waiters refused to take a tip." Judge. "Sny, pawl is it anything to brag about when you don't do something you cau't do?" "I'm inclined to think not. Why do you ask?" " 'Cause I'v just beeu readiu' thut cheriy-tree story 'bout Washiu'tou." Detroit Free rreBs. Surgeon "Hurry up. Get the in strumeuts in readiness. We'll ampu tate his leg." Student "But it seemf to be nothing more thau a simple frac ture. I should think tho leg might be saved." Surgeon "Certainly it might; but dou't you seo that he's un conscious?" Cleveluud Leader. Old Mrs. Kelley entered tho parlor unexpectedly, and Bpoiled a very nice tableau. "I was just whisperiug a se cret iu Cousin Jeuuie'sear,"explaiued Jimmie. "Iam sorry, James," said the old lady gravely, "that your eyo sight has become so bad that you mistake Jennie's mouth for her CM." -Boston Traveler. . Itallway Capital A reoeut writer has drawn attention to the large amount of capital aud skill belougiug to the F.nglish and Ameri cau people which has beeu invested in railroads. There are 181,717 milo of railway iu tho United States, in Europe, out ot the 155,28a miles of railway, 20,977 are ou British soil. In Asia, out of 2ii,HH0 miles of rail road, 10,700 are British. The British railway mileage throughout the world is 71,1'.".) miles. Wheu we add the figures together we find a total of 255,81(1, or about three-fifths of the railways of the world belougiug to the English speaking race. Aud this u, of course, independent of ruilvus under other flags which are due to Eub'Hsh or Auiericuu capital or ikill. ft