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S1.00 PEll ANNUM. i Japan's two principal article of ex port silk iinl tea are produced chiefly by women. England's henrt is withtlrceee, no cording to London advices, but her gnus and fleets are with Turkey. The fearful possibility of baring tc llirive by internal industry instead of living oil tribute seems to have reduood Spain to tho border of nervous pros tration. The city of Liverpool, England, it about to oopy Glasgow, Scotland, and tike over tho wholo of the street rail roads. The price to be paid is about Sl2.803.500. Tho country editor picked np one of bis metropolitan exohangos and read: "The charming littlo soubrotto, Eva Ilollia-Wbopper, has just purchased a new bull dog." "It is blame funny," said he to himself and the cat, "that city pnpera publish thntj sort of staff nnd then mako fnn of me for mention ing tha,t Squire Jim Drown has paint ed his born." What is probably the lowoft rate made by any railroad in the world is credited to the Boston and Maine sys tem. Between Boston and Bber brooko, Quobeo, a distanoo of 200 miles, commuters can got non-transferable tickots for 890 for 158 rides, or Afty-sevcn cunts a single ride. That is a rato of 1.9 mills per mile. The regular faro between those points is $7.55. The magniludo of tho great feat of modern engineering which is contem plated in tho proposed Chioago sewage canal may be more fully appreciated by a glance at the latest published es timates of tho work required. Tho canal is to be twenty-eight miles long, and so designed as to allow the waters of Lake Michigan to flow through it at the rate of 10,030 onbio feet sec ond. This relooity ot current is ex pected to dilute tho sewage so thor oughly as to purify the canal stream before it shall reach the cities on the banks of the Illinois river. The width of the alluvial bottom of the canal will be 202 foot, and much of the excava tion mnst bo through solid rook. Ot . this there it estimated to. be 12,000,- 000 cnbio yards ; of wet soil, 4,500,. 000 cnbio yards, and of alluvial and hard soil, 23,000,000 cubio yards- grand total of 40,000,000 onbio yards for removal. The geographical position ot Qrccoe is both its peril and its promise. If Greece is a storm-centre, it is also to be considered that at the very en tranoe of tho tornado is sometime fonnd perfect peace. Though sur rounded by enemies, none of whom wish it good, Greece may find oonso latiou in the fact of the undoubted, if unnckuowlodged enmity ot its foes one toward another. The condition of this little realm is similar to that of a bone thrown among a gronp of hungry dogs. The bono knows that despite anything that itself may do any one of these dogs has power to snatch it. But the bone also finds strength in the oonsoionsness that as soon as any ane dog starts to appropriate it an other oanine will spring angrily for ward to try conclusions with that dog, It is a kind ot a negative satisfaction, this confidence that the bone has, but it has an element of oorafort. Scientific inquiry diligently pur sued has discovered a hitherto udbus pected source of peril to the pupils of the publio schools, observes the New York Mail and Express, In seeking tho causes of roonrrent indigestion, oolio, dyspepsia, drowsiness and ner vous irritability among the chil dren attending those institutions, it has been ascertained that the burden of responsibility is chargeable to pie and the devastating effects ot the pie habit The Board of Eduoation has therefore been called upon to abolish pie from the school curriculum and from the lunoh baskets of sohool cb.il drsn. It is seriously represented that pie is an obstruction to the progress ot eduoation, and that until it is to tally eliminated the schools can never fully perform the important work for whioh they are designed. This revo lutionary movement involves no re flection upon the moral integrity of the modern pie. ' It concerns itself entirely with tho baneful effeots of the pie habit upon the physical and men tal condition of those ot its juvenile victims who go to school. It is pro posed to rescue these innooents from the withering embrace- of the great pie spectre, to banish indigestion and doubt from their fair young lives, and to make sure that all their ways may be free from sorrow and biliousness all of which, it is profoundly believed can be most direetly accomplished by a formal rulo forbidding them to in dulge in pie during sohool hours. TUB UtCJS'r FOH Yllfc. CUI.N1KV, Lot's- hope for the host for the country, whntnvot tlio powers ny l.c The birds still will slnn In the blossoms tho rivers dash on to t:o sea; Tho storm fwl the flush of tho rainbow, however tho lhund"r n.ny fill's The same sun Is shining In splendor tuo snmo Ood Is o" r us all t Tot's hope for tho boat for tho count ryi tlirro Is J.y for '.bo n'Rlit and tho days The rinKinn of bolls In tho cities and dolls swwt-s'niriiiK our sorrows away; Tbero are stars for the gloom of tho midnight, howr-vor the shadows m-iy full Tho same sklos nre bonding above us the same God Is over us all I Lot's hopo for tho host for the country, boru's spring with her banners unfurled The breath of thesliownrlnn blossoms lhat are blown by tho winds o'r tho worU The s od that ollmhs high to tho harvest, nnd mus'cat vnluoi that ealli Ibo world's In tho IlKbt of tho glory of tho Qo! tbnt is over us all ! Atlanta Constltiit'on. K- MBS. GRANTLEY'S UY ANNA 118. GRANTLEY was holding a long, confidential conver sation with her in timate friend, Mrs. Dinsmore, and the . m 1 flOkW into each other NS3. wore full of cha- grin. "You remember what a beautiful Mrs. Grantloy said, ohild Amy was?" the prettiest of all we saw, and we were now long, malting a soieotion.' Dear me I I cannot recollect," said Mrs. Dinsmoro. "We tisited every orphan asylum and 'homo' we heard of, I know. Yos, Amy was a perfeot little beauty." "And 1 was so caretui in my uiroo- tion at every school where I have, placed her that she should be watched and prevented from getting freckled or spoiling her complexion iu any war. She has been most laiintuuy cared for, and now, my dear, when I come home, expecting to find a lovely girl to introdnoe to society, I arc fairlr etunnod! Amy is positively ugly'l" It is too dreadful I said Mrs. Dinsmore, with a sympathetic shud der. "Of course. I must do my duty by her," continued Mrs. Grantley, plain tively, "after giving her the best edu cation money could procure and all the tastes and accomplishments of a lady. I cannot, turn the child away for what is really no fault of her own. Of coarso she would be a boauty it heoouldl But it is a bitter disap pointment I" And it was. Sirs. Urantley was a woman of society, bound t p in the re quirements of fashion, lady manager for a dozen or so of popular chari ties, patroness for many benevolent schemes, keeping open house for balls, parties, private theatricals and festivi ties of all kinds all winter, and lead ing society in a great measure at Saratoga, Newport and some other re sort of fashion all summer. A child- less widow, with a large inoome, very handsome, highly educated aud re fined, she was a very queen in berown circle for many years. Then, feeling that her own beauty was waning, she resolved to give a new charm to her house, a new interest to tier life, by adopting a child. The first, the most essential, reqnls' ite in her eyes was beauty ; the next intellect, and witn these sne also re quired child who was absolutely friondlesa one woo would bare no unpleasant relations claiming ao quaiutanoe at some future date, how erer remote. It was not easy to meet all these oonlitions, but the ohild was fonnd at last ; she was very fair, with a bloom like a peaob blossom upon each delioate oheek ; she had fair, soft hair that onrled naturally, blue eyes full of sweetnesi and delicate features; her feet and hands were of aristocratic proportions, and her figure slender and gracofu'. A street waif, she knew of no home oeyond the asylum where Mrs. Grantley found her, and bad no relatire of whom sue bad erer beard, There was no difficulty about the mat ter, and Mrs. Grantley adopted the ohild, calling her Amy Grantley, and delighting to exhibit her in the dain tiest of ooatumes to her admiring friends. When Amy was twelre years old, baring prored herself an apt scholar with a good nursery governess, Mrs. Grantley decided to go to Europe. She left her adopted child in good sohool. and corresponded with her regularly, seeing with delight that the child mind and beart expanded and showed cultivation and sweet, maiden It beauty as her eduoation advanoed, For seven years Amy remained at sohool, a conscientious student, tie lighting in niusio, and showing always a gentle, lovable disposition. In her heart there was one shrine where, next her God, was one object of absolute worship Mrs. Grantley, She had never been deoeived regard ing her own position, knowing that to ber adopted mother sbe owed every pleasure and every advantage she en joyed, fevery action of. ber lite was influenced by hor gratitude. Loving stfry for itaown sake, she threw fresh energy into every accomplishment to please her friend, ber kind adopted mother; she made music an absorbing pursuit, because Mrs. Urautley loved music, and hor teachers assured her her strong, pure roioe must give ploas uro to any true lover of sinuiug. Year after year the strong hope of her life was that Mrs. Grantley would soon return, and she iniirnt in some way repay what sbe owod her. The day the summous cauio to her to meet Mrs. Grantley in what was to be her future home, the ohild was almost ill with excitement. Educated by a lady who considered it a duty to check any vanity iu her pupils, Amy had nerer given much thought to her personal appearance. ;j. i : i ft DISAPPOINTMENT. HI irilLIl S. When scarlet ferer robbed hor of her curls and loft a straight mass of pale. flaxen hair in their place, che thought only ot tho temporary baldness as an inconvenience, and the care of the straight hair less troublesome than the curls. Sho did not heed the fact that the same feror deprired hor of hor ex quisite complexion, and left a sallow, colorless one in its place. Her second teeth wero uneven, sbd not very while, though sound and useful. She was graceful in figure, easy in movement, refined in voice and tone, a lady in every impulse and action, but Nre, Grantley's first ex claimation waB : "Can this be Amyf flow ugly tou have grown?" The words were ungracious, the tone still more so, and the sensitive, loring heart felt as if a heavy hand had crushed all sweetness out of life. The co'd kiss, the few forced words of wel come, added to her pain, and, lifting streaming eyes, she faltered : "I am so sorry 1 I will try to be good I" like a grieved child, harshly reproved for a fault. Sho did try to atone for that involutary crime, the loss of her childish beauty, and while Mrs. Grantley mourned over it, spoke often ot her bitter disappointment, and vainly tried by every art ot dress to recall the lost charms, she yet felt creeping into her heart day by day a lore and respect for this homely girl she' had nerer felt for the beautiful ohild. Sometimes she tat and thought of Amy with a wondering admiration, as of some strange specimen of humanity that had nerer before crossed her path. "bbe is like a nower, sua thought. "that gires out its sweetest fragrance when it is crushed. I have let her see too plainly how she disappoints me, and she is humbly consoious of my chagrin, and yet she is so tenderly loving, so anxious to please mc, that I believe I shall end by loving her as well as it she were beautifnl. Leonard Gresham says she is the loveliest wo man in sooiety this winter I And yet she is positirelr homely I" And Leonard Gresham was not alone in his opinion. To Mrs. Grantley's amaeement, Amy was the centre of circle in sooiety that looked beyond beauty to find attraction. A circle that hung entranoed upon the pure, highly cultivated voice that was al ways at the servioe of friends i a oircle that found a charm in conversation that could touch higher topios than dress or the merits of the latest prima donna. Mrs. Grantley made dress a fine art, and Amy's toilettes were per footion, while the intellect visible in her large blue eyes and low, broad brow, the sweetnees of her smile, atoned in a great measure for(the want of beauty in lace and complexion. Bat ber greatest triumph was not in society. No praise there, no love of fered her by the many who sought ber, made her heart thrill as did Mrs. Grantley' gradual admissions of her power to win love. Lieonard Uresnam, a man of wbose love any woman might be proud, sought ber for his wife, and when she gently refused his suit Bhe was far prouder of the adopted mother's pleas nre than of the offer of one of sooiety s most eligible partis. "My darling, 1 cannot spare you yet I" were words that eohoad gladly in ber heart long after they were spoken, with an empl asis that proved tney came from the beart. There were times when Amy won dered if the pain the rejection of Leonard Gresham left in her heart was not caused by a deeper love than she had realized she felt whou she gave it, but the girl s whole mind was bent upon proring her gratitude to her dopted mother. It was a revelation to Mrs. Grantley to find in so many ways her comfort and happiness increased after sbe onoe allowed Amy to manifest hor lore. It was a long time before this was aooom plished, for the girl's sensitive nature shrank from foroing her affection where it was not needed. But, little by little, the bumble offers ot serrice dictated by inteuse gratitude became daily duties, and the loving heart soon found new avenues ol uevotiou. Well trained servants took every menial care, but no servant oould make Mrs. Grantley's life overflow with new hap piness as Amy's devotion soon did. It seemed as if her heart would break with joy tho first time Mrs. Grantley drew her to bur heart, kissed hor lips and said, fervently : "My darling I" No lover ever gave his beloved a moment of purer, more rapturous de light than Amy experiuuood in that hour. Eor two years after life flowed on in a pleasant stream. hooiety be oame secondary to home. "Dear mamma" became a familiar title upon Amy's lips, and no mother was ever more fondly loved than Mrs. Grantley by her "darling." Then sorrow oame in ghastly shape. Mrs. Urautley was attacked by a can it a $ ; i a '.i ft cerous affection lint, despite sUill and care, hcciimo au incurable lii-cn'c, loathsome to the soffenr and t- the nime. No hired care could ever have lieen as tender as that giv?n by Ainy'f love J no paid nurse could h'ri co fought fatigue or disgust, All (lav, n'.i night, tho most watchful care eD oMed the patient. Kvt-ry omusement In i slate could bear music, reading, chatting, were given with eilch love a provod them an offeriti!? from the heart, and when tho suffering was too preat to bear any recreation, Amy was devoted in nnrsing nnl soothing the sufferer. Her touch, firm and yet gentle, never added to the pain, am! while she was slender, she had thf strength Of perfect health. Mr-. Grantley insisted upon having n trained nurse to assl.-t Amy, but it tr.;s to her adopted daughter she looked I r tho many attentions that allevi'i'u k .. fering. It was Amy who read precious word" of comfort from tho Holy Writ, too long neglected in a life of frivolity hihI fashion. It was Amy who listed her roioo in simple childlike words ol prayer daily and nightly. Not many hours before the lust struggle life makes, Mrs. Grantley was with Mrs. Dinsmore, and, li'tiru her hand feebly to meet Amy'e, she whispered I "How little I know the treasure I was taking to my home and benrt when I triod to find a pretty child to introduce to sooiety 1 God has been very good to mo in giving me snob love and care in my hours of pain." And Amy knew then that she was no longer in Mrs. Grantley's eyes what she had often heard herself called Mrs. Grantley's crcat disappoint ment." It was not nctil two years after the death of her benefactress that once more Leonard Gresham asked her to be his wife, and sbo gladly oonsonted. "I loved you, bUo told him, frank ly, "when I Bent you from me, but I had given my life to my adopted mother, and it was my one aim and dnty to repay her for what she had given me, even although I knew that my loss of beauty was one of the bit terest disappointments of her heart. "It is not always beauty that wins love, Leonard said, tenderly. "No, for without it I have won her heart and yours." New York Ledger. Dog That Can Test Metals. No bank teller, crook or expert in Iowa has a truer instinct for real, genuine cirt-wheol silver dollars than has a Bock Bapids dog called Silver Tip. Silver Tip is tan oolored and weighs about ten pounds. All of his two years ot life he has been the property of Landlord Barber, of the Lyon Hotel, at Rock Bapids, but it is only within the last year that bis power of immediate insight Into the nature of metals has become known to his owner, says the Chicago Times Herald. Tho way Tip manifests bis power, as his owner puts its, is as follows: If one takes a pile ot ooins tho size of an Amcrioan dollar say, a trade dollar, a JUexioan dollar, a uve-frano piece and Borne counterfeit dollars and put one genuine dollar piece in the oentre of the pile. Tip will rummage around among them for an instant and then snatch the good coin and prooeed to take care of it in approved dog fashion to an acoompanimeut of growls and bites. Or if ono rolls a com aloDg the floor Tip can tell erery time whether it is good stun to be chased. Tip never makes a mistake, and there isn't a bit ot doubt about hi powers. He has been tested by Chicago business men and by commit tees of Iowa scientists, lie gets no human help in bis work. The good ooin is not marked in any peculiar way for his benefit, nor is it socnted. Any one can use his own ooin in the experiment. Nor docs Tip a powers depend on signs from his master. The latter leares the room without do tracting from the dog's ability in the least. Mr. Barber has refused all offers for the purchase ot Tip. Tho Lead Worker. It is said that lead working disfig nres the human body more than any other kind of work. In this iodiutry it is inevitable that, sooner or later, the workers must sue oumb to lead-poisoning, and there would appear to be no part of tho body that the poisonous fumes and floating particles which permeate the atmos phereofthe workshops do not affoct, The complexion takes ou a ghastly, corpse-like pallor, the gums turn blue, the teeth deoay rapidly and fall out, the eyelids are hideously inflamed, soratoh or an abrasion of the skin bo oomes an unhealablo sore. Later on, when nerves and muscles become affected by the poison in the blood, the eyeballs, are drawn into oblique positions, and take on a dim and bleared appearance. I ho joints. especially the kneo and the wrist, be come somi-paralyzed, aud tho whole form is gradually bent and contorted New York Journal. Tho Irony of Fate. Edward Whymper, the noted moun taiu climber, who is well kuown on this coast, has carried the alpenstock for more thau thirty Years, and has scaled the Chimborazo and the Mat terhoru, besides huudreds of lesse peaks, and, although he has had uuai berless thrilling adventures, including a fall of 000 feet, be never fractured limb or sustained uuy serious luinry, He did, however, tumble down a flight ot stairs iu Eugluud recently aud fraotured his collar bone. S.iu i'rau oisoo Chronicle. Oldest I'nivcrsitr. The oldest nniversity iu the worbl is El Azhar, meauing "the splendid,' situated at Cairo. it is the greatesl ! Mohammedan school, uud has cluar , reoords dating 'J7j. ME MERRY SII)!WLIF, STORIES THAT ARE TOLD BT THE FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESJ. Toast Assurance In a Harbor Shop An Offensive Hequcst A Woman'! Reason, Kte. illustrious Oroooe! Horn's hnilth to you. Who dares Ihn Turk to brave. While creator 1'owors to keep tho peaoo Would leave poor Crete n slaw. Ijot lose tho dojs of war, and whoa Thnhattlo's din shall ccasn, tlere's hoping Europe's map will show A lurgor spot of Greoco. Churlos 8. Carter. A woman's beason. "Why docs Mrs. Van Metor hale Mrs. McMasters so cordially?" "somebody told her they looked enough aliko to be sisters." Chicago Journal. AS OFFENSIVE UK jt'EST. "What was the nature of the trouble you had with your last nurse girl?" ",Sho dulu t liko it because I asked her to stay nt home with tho chil dren. "Judge. IN A BAttBER Stlor, Barber (putting on finishing touches) "NVhat'll you have on your hoad ? Customer "A littlo more hair, please." Judgo. ASSURANCE. lie "Will you come to my wed ding?" She "Whom are you going to marry ?" Ho "You." Tit-Bits. mncAb The nappy Man "I till yon, old fellow, a man doesn't know what real happiness is until ho's married." Cynical Friond "then ho finds that it consists in being single Brooklyn Life. A CnllONlO WEAKNESS. Mr. Backpedal (tenderly, to Miss Breaker, as they wheel down the Bonlevard) "Are you tired, Miss Breaker?" Miss Breaker "No; but my whoel is." Judge. CONFESSION, Mrs. Talkcrlv "So vou are croinor to marry (Jolonel Liandly, my dear. And hear you love tho ground he walks on?" Miss Sharpleich "Yes; it belongs to him." Tit-Bits. HOW HE FOUND OUT. Con Vivial "Doctor, my wife suf fers greatly from insomnia." Physioian "Insomnia? How do yon know?" Con Vivial "Why, every time I some homo at two or three o'clock in the morning I always fiud her wide iwake !" Puck. fa vino Tnornr.E. "I guess I'll proposo to Horriotta," said the young man, thoughtfully. "I had snpposod you admirod Ma tilda most." "Oh, I do admire her ever so much. But I've got sonic poetry addroocd to 'Marietta' a young woman who mar ried last montt, and, I'm afraid it would be a good deal of work to go through it and make it rhyme with Matilda." Washington Star. MATniUONIAI. PROGNOSTICATIONS. "So you wish to learo to got mar riod, Mary? I hopo yon liavo given tho matter a serious consideration?" "Oh, I hare, sir," was the reply. "Pre been to two fortune-tellers aud a clairvoyant, and looked in a sign book, and dreamed on a look of bis hatr, and been to ono of those astero logers, and to a meejum, and they all tell me to go ahead, sir. I ain't one to marry reckless liko, sir." House hold Words. FEMININE FINANCE. Mrs. Blookloy "John, do you know that Boyal Worcester vase I bought yesterday for twenty dollars? Well, they reduced them to ten dollars this morning." Mr. Blookley "Then you are ten dollars out by not waiting until this morning. " Mrs. Blockloy "No; only five. I went down to day and bought another one for ten, making two of them averaging fifteen dollars each." Puck. HE KNEW HIE Ker. A young man leaned up ngaiust tho counter of a brauoh tolegraphio oflioo where two pretty young ladies aro em ploye! ai telegraphers. Ifo had been ohatting with them for about an hour, but had forgotten to say that at ouo period of his life ho himself ha I been an operator. During a lull in tho conversation ono of tho young ladies "opened" her key aud said to tho other : "What do you think of his nibs at tho counter?" "Dcn't think much of him," wai the reply. "Why?" "Oh, ho makes mo (ircd-ho talks liko a parrot." "Ho makes mo tired, too wit-h ho would sueak." The young man broko iu at this juncture and iaid : "Ladies, I thuuk you for tho compliments you have bo ttoweil upou mc, and as you aro tired of my company, I'll sneak." The numerous colors of the rain bow would not bo Bullioiuut to describe the changes that took place iu tho young ladies' luces. There is a moral attached to this tale aud young ladies iu branch olllces and elrcwhero would do well to tako heed." snrxTinc axi imicsti'Iiu Eloctrio light is being introduced I?, all the oars of the Swiss Jnra-Simplon railway. It has boen computed that botwocn 30,0:10,000 and 37,00 ),00J babies ar rive each year. Paris polioemen nro now supplied with electrio dark lanterns with which thoy can seo at a distance of 150 feet. Botary snow plows are being used with some success in throwing water off the railway tracks in South Dakota. The Canadian Government has ar ranged a system of cold storage on railways, at ports and on steamers, for the preservation of perishable goods. The railway raotals between London 1 and Edinburgh, a distance ot 40U miles, are 210 yards longer in summer than they are in wintor, owing to the expansion caused by tho extra heat. Scientists tay that tho atmosphere surrounding the globo is gradually di minishing and that in the course of o few thousand, or perhaps a fow hun dreds of thousands of years tho supply will be exhausted. A new steering device for ships con trols the rudder by pneumatic pres sure, tho air being forced into a cyl inder ou either Bide of tho rudder post by means ot tho steering whoel in the pilot house. We need nearly 3000 cubio fect of fresh air per hour for breathing pur poses, but we can do with as little as 2500. Children need less, end there aro now building schools to give the children 1800 cnbio feet an hour. A method of photographing the sounds of the heart has been communi cated to the Academy of Science by M. de Holowinski. Tho sounds are transmitted by a sensitive microphone to an optical telephone, the diaphragm of whioh produces Newton's rings, which are then photographed. The latest in tho electrioal world is the proposal to harness tho Nile cataracts. The Egyptian oouncil of ministers has recently approved the appointment of Professor Forbes, tho eminent electrician, to make a report with this end in view, and he will commence his studies in the autumn. It is expected that the results will be of high importance to Upper Egypt and the Soudan. Nature Makes Moau Hubbies. About half a milo above Franklin, Penn., on tho Erie road, is to be Been one of the most ourious sights in the country, whioh is thus dosoribed by a writer in the Pittsburg Post: "Ap proaching a small, sluggish stream, we were suprised to see rising from the surfaoe of tho water a number of bubbles, which glistened in the sun like glass. It was a beautiful sight. The iridesceut spheres revolving swift ly after the manner of soap bubbles, floated rapidly upward, some breaking at a height of ten or twenty feet, others soaring away above tho troo tops and out of sight, resembling, more than anything else, gorgeous toy balloons. Theso bubbles were all sizes, from an inoh in diameter to more than a foot. Thoy wero appar ently much stronger and a great deal more brilliant than ordinary soap bubbles. "A gas lino and an oil line bad passed under tho run at this point, within a few inohes of each other, and in eaoh pipo was a small leak. The digging and refilling of the tronohes had mado a dam whioh hold a few bar rels of stagnant water. There was Borne alkali in tho muddy bottom, whioh, in combination with tho oil, formed Baponule, a kind of soap. This, whilo not being a perfect soap, was sufficiently saponaceous and cohesive to make beautiful bubbles when ohurned by the escaping gas. Tho fact that the bubbles were full ot gas caused them to ascend more swiftly, and the presence of tho oil made tbem more brilliant, many colored and un usually beautiful. The bubbles are rising constantly and can be seen by auy one who desiros to take a walk out to where they are. The strength ol these bubbles may bo imagined from the faot that small twigs, leaves, etc., bad been floating ou tho surface of the water and were carried up iu the large bubbles." A Sixtieth Year Coin. There has just been issued a coin which for a few thousand years tc oome will be considered one of the nioLt prized of (Queen's Victoria's sil ver currency. It is a crown piece bearing the head of her majesty at used for a few years past, with tho or diuary inscription, but carrying on the run "Anuo ltogni L.. Deous ol Tutamen," the first time that such au inscription has appeared upou any British ooin, probably upon any coin whutsovur, for the few tuonarchs ol former times who attained thoir six tieth year'upon tho throuo did not rec ord it upou their coins. Tor some un known reason tho jubilee crowns, is sued ten years ago, have only a milled edgo, and nothing upon them to show for whut particular purpose thoy wero struck. There is the dato 1NH7 o courco, but it is not every oue who can oonueot it with the interesting event it really records. To Clean Hooks. Grease may bo takou out by laying tho pa.o between two sheets of blot ting paper, ami passing a hot irou gently over it. lo remove groaae trom tho covers, scrape pipe-olay ot French chalk over tho spot uud irou with a warm iron (net a hot. oue) oiluni covers may olton be oleauee bv means of soap uud water, but 1 much soiled should be washed with a weak soltitiou of salts ot leiuou. T t ike out ink stains, place the leave for two minutes in a solution, of oxalic acid, then iu cleau cold water for a few hours. To restore the consistency of the paper ufterwards, use a bath of "size aud water. Iho Housewife, UN FINISH E?, jo small a life 90 short a life, And yot so inu ih to do! Brief days with achtii? sorrows rlfn, Brief years to stniaulo through! Rtron mon cry out for tlmo, for time, Only tho ttmoto build, To see their struoturos Krow sublime, 1'a see their dreams fulflllod; With pnsslrinatn lieirts, with willing lionrtf They strive Iu snn and ralu. Till throa Is are twlstod Into strands, Till wall and glrdor slraln; But death Is faster far than they, Far faster than doslro; The turrets that should greet tho day Khali nover brave Its fire. Georgo E. Montgomery, la Independent. II I'M OR OF THE BAY. "Does your poetry poy?" "Well, il 11st koeps tho wolf from the door." "I suppose you read it to him?" Tit- Bits. 'What was the namo of Hawkin'f yaoht?" "The Waldermoro." "Oh 1 thought it was the Malde-mer," Harper s Bazar. Gobang "Contentment is hotter than wealth, mv boy," My Boy "It ought to be. It is a mighty sight harder to get." Truth. OneLittloGirl "My father belongs to one of the first families." Tho Other Little Girl "My paw always sees the first bluebird erery spring." Indianapolis Journal. Lady Shopper "I want to get something suitable for a boy of ten years." Salesman "Slipper counter down the second aisle, turn to your right?" Boston Transcript. As Reported by the Papers "I that a good hen, Uncle Josh?" "A good hen?" said Unole Josh. "Why, that ni hen lays eggs as big as hail stnn's." Detroit Freo Press. '.Sir, allow me to shake hands with you, just by the way ot showing that know somebody bere. "Witn pleasure, sir, as 1 am in precisely the same boat a yourself. Clips. Tho Professor "As a matter of faot, there aro different dialects in iifferent parts of Scotland." Friend "Great Scott I Are there more countries to bosi from?" Truth. "I noticed you at the opera last night, Mrs. Budd. Wasn't that a de lightful aria by Du Mond?" "So sorry ( missed that, bnt I was just giring Mrs. Upton my famous recoipt for hard sauce." Harper's Buzar. "What's a fishing rod?" "It's a handsome jointed arrangement your father holds out orer the water. "What's a fishing pole?" "It's a long wooden stick your Uncle Bill catches ash with." Chioago Becord. no "Do you belioro in palmistry that you can tell anything by tho band?" She "Certainlr; now, for jxauiple, if 1 had a oertain kind of ring n a certain finger ot my left hand. people would know that I was en- jagod. Truth. Author "Mary, I're mado a mis take in my calling I'm not an author. but a born chemist. Author s Wife "What makes you think that. Horace?" Author "Well erory book write becomes a drag on the mar ket." Tit-Bits. "I must hare money, Plunger," said Dimley. "Can't you lot me have that fifty dollars you owe me?" "No, I jan t, " replied Plunger; "but 111 tell you what to do. My credit is not ex hausted. Yon go to Coflbly and bor row a hundred dollars for me and I'll pay you the amount." Philadelphia North American. (ilnuts Not Ko Big Afler All. It may be a surprise to some to be told that even Button's minimum fig ure of nine feet is not now regarded . by the best authorities as a possibility. Quetolet, a learned writer on the sub ject, believes that the largest man who over lived was l' rodenok the Great a Scottish giant, who was a trifle short ot H feet 3 inohes. Probably this opinion outs down the possibilities a little too far. Pliny says that an Arabian named Gabbaras was 9 foet 5 inohes tall, wbilo Posio and Seonndilla were each six inches taller. Pliny is no longer believed when he speaks ot suoh things. As another example of old-time exaggeration, it may be re marked in passing that certain voy agers a class of persons always anx ious to make impressions ou their friendj at home declared that the height of tho Patagoniaus is really 5 foot 11 inches. New York Tribune. The Art of Yawuing. Children usod to be taught thai yawning was a breach of good behav ior, but now if certain medical testi mony maybe credited, it is incumbent upon parouts to see that tho youthful members of their flock not ouly yawn when nature so disposes them, but even practice what may be called th art of yawning. According to the results of late iuvestigatious, yawning is the most natural form of respiratory exercise, bringing into action all the respiratory muscles of tho chest and neck. There is no objection, however, to placing the hand over the moutb "to keep the devil out" during tin operation. To Be Dedicated to Labor. 'A party of nino capitalists, led by John Meehau is plauuiug to erect a laro building iu New York to be used exclusively by labor organizations anJ to be known as tho headquarters for trades uuious. Tho building ia to cost $125,111):), or more if neooaeary. Mr. Meehau taysthnt all of the men ijouceruod are friendly lo orgauiicd labor, aud they w ill consult the various bodies to learu what would be neoea jury iu a buildiug devoted to auoh purpose. There will be a ballroom, large meet lug hall, with a stage, aud a uumber of smaller meotiug-rooms to bo used by various lodges. V