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TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, MAIICII 31, 1897. 1.00 PER ANNUM. t Americans nro tbo greatost travo lorn on tho fnoe ol tbo earth. Englnnd ha nno fourth of tho wealth of Europe, although possessing only one-ninth of tho population. 8omo of tho German scientists are limiting for (ho germ of epilepsy. tL".w'" 8'T0 fits i' thoy ever catch A mavomcut litis licen started among n number of tho progressive farmers of Goorgia to havo an exhibitiou of its agricultural products and resources next fnll. Thrro has been no alarming inorease in orimo during tho years betweon 1850 and 18J0, as hIiowb by tho United States Cousit", rising from oae criminal in 8442 .to one in 757. Enormous purchases for tho pulp mills trill mako Ibis year's lumber out in Muioo larger ttiun ever.' Tho Kennebec Journal nays that two mills will buy 15,000,00J feci of spruce to grind np. Altogether tho most remarkablo do vclopment in tbo theatrical world in recent years, ileolurea tho Now York Sun, has been tho astonishing growth of that form of entertainment known nowndoys us tho vaulcvillo, but in olden times passing under tho namo of variety, W0H0 Barry, President of the Insti 1 Into of Civil Engineer, warns British manufacturers I hat tloy must wake up lo the fact that American castings are boiug used in the new underground tunnels in London. Mr. Barry says: "A deoado ago tho idea of Americans ' exporting castings to England would havo been laughed at. Now it is a fact." - i . . - j In the Berfin Produoa Exchange a eommissioir, composed of five repre sentatives of agricultural interests and two from the milling trado, supervise all trading. . Dealing in futures is strictly prohibited. All Iraijlig must be done on tho exebauge and between certain hours. Prioos are fixed by . members of tho committee and daily quotations are oftioially listed. While the German grain, gamblers are in clined to rebel, observes Farm, Field end Fireside, they are powerless against tho great pnblio sentiment in favor of a system which insures a fair return to the farmer for his toil. The Xow York Herald remarks : The production and distribution of sugar cont-tituto one of tho largest factors in Uie great ' aggregate of the world's business. -The business of refining ugarL or reudering the raw sugars pnreand fit for consumption, measured by the value of its products, ranks ninth atnoug the so-called manufactur ing industries of the United States. Now this (Jgautio industry,' which directly affects every citizen in the United States, whioh is more or loss directly affiliated with a soore of other industries, is practioally in the hands of one-man. That man is Henry O. LTavcmoycr, the' head of that consoli dation of firms which oalls itself the American Sugar Refineries Company, The railroads, next to our farms, represent the greatest properties owned by our people. In no other country in tho world have bo many and euah valuable lines been built. The sum of all the mileago iu the United States exsceds 180,000 miles, sud their value with their equipments is about twelve thousand millions of dollars. Tho great bulk of these roads are now the property of onr own ' citizens, though they were largely built with foreign oapital a circum stance which, iu tho opinion of Robert P. Porter, "is responsible for muoh of ! lo prejudice ngaint them. It would be vastly to' the advantage of the whole country if these investments wore profitable, but us a matter of fct they are not." Malconi Townsrnd has pointed out coincidences ol events in the lives of Lincoln and Jeff Davis. Both were born in Keutuoky Lincoln in 1809 Davis iu 1803. Both removed from their native State in childhood, Davis going to the Southwest, Lincoln to tho Northwest. In the Black Hawk War Davis was a Second Lieutenant of regulars; Linooln a Captain of volunteers. Both began their political career at the same period 1811 Duvis being a Presidential Eloctor for Polk, Lincoln a Presidential Elector for llourv Clav. Both were elected to Congress at about the same time, Davis in 1815, Linooln iu 1810. Lastly, in the Same year aud almost the same day, they were called upon to preside over the dottinie of their respective Government. Davis at President of the Confederate Stat.s. February 8, IBol, aud Lincoln as 1'resideit of thu United Slates) March 4, 1861. THE OOOD TIME 3, Let's sing about the good times the happy times lo be- As sing the rivers rippling on in muslo to the son! As slnir the. birds tbeyktow not why when spriuirllme days begin; 80 lot us sing the sad times out, au J siir; the glad tlmus in! Lot's sing about tho good times, wlwn cvory cot and clod Shall aond a benediction to luo living skies of God! Whoa the world a brighter boauty nuj a rnror grace, shall win, And life shall slugtlie saltings out audrln3 the glad tinvs lu! Lot's slnn about tho good times! Thoy'll gnwt us on tho way A rose upou the morning's broast .1 sun throughont thn day; Whoa life sprlngs'liko a blossom from tho color of tho clod, And tho wwrld rolls on In music to Ihe Bhln- ijr- gates of Ood! Faauk L. Btauton, in Atlanta Constitution. IN LOVH WITH I1IS EN EM. BY EUQENIA.D. BIO U AM. WOULD rather hear that old man talk about his early lifo than listen to a play at a first class theatre, eaid an intelligent-looking gontleman, ad dressing the hotel clork. I glanoed in the direction indicated by a nod of his head, and I saw a silvery-haired old man with a stout walking cane pass slowly by on the sidewalk. I was an utter stranger in the vil lago, but a month of enforced idleness was ahead of me, and I determined to beoome friondly 'with the old man. This did not prove hard to do, for ho was genial, aud I have always had a liking for elderly people. Short and etont, ruddy of face, with perfeotly white hair and whiskers, and blue eyes quick to light up with laughter, he was very good to look at. In talk ing, he had a trick of occasionally re peating tho last words of a sentence, a habit amusing to strangers, but rather pleasing than otherwise on closer ac quaintance. When I had put myself on a fairly good footing with him, some two weeks after our introduction, 1 found him one aftornoon in an easy-chair on his front piazza. Sitting down on the stepB, I loaned against a post and pcou led him to talk about his young days. Well." ho said, "I will tell yon the story straight, for I see you have had several second-hand nibbles at it al ready. "When I was a young blood, like tourself, I lived on a largo, plantation in Georgia, my father being one of the riohest planters in his State On the same road that our houee faced, with about two miles of field and woodland between, was another exten sivo farm. This was owned by the Orantlands, a family who were our bitter ouomies, though we had onco boon on tho friendliest terms yes, friend liest terms. Tbo oldest son of that house had killed the oldest son of my fathers house; that caused the on .mity, bitter to the core. The young men had been bosom friends; one wouldn't go 'possum hunting unless the other went. I remember the morning when my brother's body was brought home. I was about sixteen then, and he twenty-three. My father stood by the oorpse and swore eternal hatred of the whole. Urantland faintly, and the rest of us partook of his spirit. " 'Why, yon married a Grantland, ,didn t you, Mr. Dearing,' 1 asked. ".Not so fast, young man, not so fasti Yon are like one of these eloo trio machines; didn't have suoh in my day. 'To go baok to my story. Ofoourse none of the Grantlands came to the fnneral, and the young fellow who had done the killing had skipped the coun try. It was a fine thiug for him that he got away, aud his family took good care that he did not como baok good care, I tell yon. They held their heads as high as we did, for. none of them believed the killing had been inten tional. Wo took our membership away from their church, going five miles further to auother. Thoy would not got their mail from the same office where we got ours, but sent fourteen miles to another office, and neither family would attend an entertainment in the neighborhood where the other family might be met. "All this wont on, and at last found myself tweuty-two years old. Then something happened that was like gall to my taste like gall. "Mr. Grautland had a daughter who was about eighteen years of age at that time, a girl named lieur etta. Litving so near together, of course there were times when members of the two fami lies were obliged to see each other, end it seemed to me that I was forover seeing lienr'etta Urantland. I would pass hor, face to face, both of us on horBebaok, run across hor at a piouio where I did not dream she'd be, and meet her in town at the home of some mutual friend. Pretty soon I foun I myself watching out for hor, looking at hor on the slv, wondering wnat it was in tho set of her head that was so taking, why it was that her hair seemed to catch and hold the glint ol tbo sun thine and all the like of that, you know. "It made me angry every time found myself watohing her, for I hated ber, you see hated the whole Urant land generation. Despite all, however, there was something about the girl that compelled me to look ber way and to think about her. I just fairly des pised myself for it, Jelt worse than a traitor worse than a traitor. And father, he began to notico me ; said he could see I was troubled. "It was one night when ho and I were together on tbo front piazza, he smoking, that ho asked me about it. We always were companionable, and I just mado a clean breast of it; told him I wanted to gj away, that itseemed to mo I could not turn around but that lienr'etta Grautland was coming face to faso with me, wielding a power over me a littlo short of torture. "Father pitched his fresbly-lightod cigar into the flower yard and sprang from his chair. " 'Does she try to attract yon docs sho try?' bo asked excitedly. "I told him no, that sho treated mo like the sand under her feet never noticod mo at all. Father walked np and down the porch as if driven by the wind, but halting stildenly in front of mo ho said : " 'lou would hotter go away. How would yon like a trip to the gold mines among the Bockies? The mountains might put yon straight. Suppose now you go. I am ture your mother could got your things together by Thurs day.' "The idea pleased me, pleased me no little, and when Thursday came 1 was on my way to tho Jlocky Moun tains. 1 pretty soon fell tn with a party of young bloods like myself, aud for a while 1 did not bother much about my attractive euomy not muoh All the time, thonsh, 1 was traveling ust as directly as I could toward an event that would bring her vividly bo fore my mind, and would show me in a whito light a truth 1 was then look ing at through a very foggy atmosphere very foggy, 'Perhaps it was two monthn after 1 left home I beoame soparated from my party during a hunt and was lost. It was an unhappy experience, young man. 1 nallooed until 1 was hoarse, climbed a tree and tied a handkerohiof to its highest limb, and did all the other things that lost people do, you know. At last, striking aimlessly down ravine, I found myself at sunsot emerging into an almost circular de presBion among mountain peaks. And right at me was a wigwam. It startled me so that I jumped behind a tree, The next moment somo ono oallod to me, told me to come on ; that I would meet friends. An Indian boy advanced toward me, and iu tho wigwam I found a siok Indian. Both spoke English, and I was glad of the good supper the lad gave me. None of us cared to talk much, aud I was soon fast asleep, worn out. 'I suppoEO it was long toward mid night when I awoke, feeling some thing punch mo in the ribs. it was the siok Indian's bony baud. Enough light from the fire without came through the crevices to make the in terior ot tho wigwam dimly diseorni ble. " 'What is it?" I asked. 3hall j call tho boy?"' " 'No, I beg, ho answered. uive me water. I believe I am dying. 1 gave htm the water promptly enough, meaning to call tho boy just as promptly just as promptly. But while 1 was putting down the tin cup he uttered words that were paralyzing in their effect on me. I sank down on my blanket and clasped my hands around my knees, and gazed as best 1 oould at tho poor feliow. " 'I am not an Indian ; I am wQite, he said. 'My name is Garland Grant land, and because 1 killed by aoci dent tho man I loved best in nil the world, I was foroed from home to live an outlaw's life. Under my head is a tin box; I trust its contents to you.' lie began gasping painfully then, and I tried to raise him, though I was trembling violently, 'Promise to help the Indian bury mo, and to bury mo deep, no said " I promised htm that he should bo buried as nearly as possible like the people back at home were buried, and that the box should be my care, There were a few struggles, poor fel low, and he died while trying to thank me. Then I sat there and thought abont him until my heart throbbed itself tonder. It seemed to me I had traveled all those miles from home just for this. Life is a strange mix ture, youug man, a strange mixture, I don't know what yonr faith is, but mine is au over ruling Providenoe, My meditations during that night do stroyed my enmity toward the Grant lands. "I bnried Garland two days later, at sundown. And I buriod him in coffin. Yes, it was a rude affair ; tho boy and I made it from the seasoned trunks of trees long since fallen. The wood was not diffioult to split with the tools they had concealed among the locks. The lad was greatly impressed by my oaro of the body of a half breed, as he thought his one-time friend was, and it won his devotion won hi devotion "He finally guided me to a camp of miners, and ho would have followed me home bad I allowed it. I was so fortunate at the camp as to hoar of my party who were searching for me, an to commiinioate with them, letting them know my inteution to return home. First, though, I had a secret commission to fulfil, "In the deail man's tin box I had found a letter addressed to his mother tnd a note addressed, To the friend who receives this box.' Both had evi dently been writton during hia illness, aud the contents of my note made my youug. hot blood tingle iu my veins, It ooutaiued minute directions as to how to reach a certain place, and to find a certain crevice between two gigantio rocks, a crevico not exteuding straight down, but almost at onoe curv ing westward. With a stout, sharp look attaohed to a pliable rod, 1 was to drag this crevice and fish out five skin bags containing gold dust an nuggets. I was to have my ohoice of the treasure bags, and the others were to be forwarded to Mr. Urantland, "Of course I knew that no matter how the hate bad vanished out of mv own heart, it burned just as florooly as ever in the hearts of all at home. 1 meant to do all that Garland had re- nested, but I meant to do it seorotly do it secretly, you know. Then I meant to go home and live as usual. was not so wibo thon as now. It is trno that I fouud Ihe troasuro crevice, fished out the five bag?, kept one for myself aud sent the other to Mr. Grautland, Mr.. UrantlBnd's letter pinned to ono of them. I had pen ciled the dato of Garlaud's death on the letter, thinking they would liko to know it. I say it is true 1 did all thoso things, and did them secretly ; but I did not go home to live as 1 had n tho old days. After being there ft few wocks, after hearing from neighbors about tbo mysterious coming of the letter and the gold, after seeing Henr'etta drcssod in deep black, the eolf samo poise to her head, tho self same sweet ness of fact, I learned a lesson yes, I learned a lessou. I learned that miners' camps, nor hunting parties, nor mysterious crevices ot treasure. nor the Bockies themselves, can crush out of a life tho emotion called love ; not even if it spring to existence where bate is rife. "I became moro unhappy than ever, and was continually brooding over schomcs to heal the breaoh' between the two families heal the breaoh. El Re, how was I to make Henr'etta bo much as seem conscious of my exist ence? All this time my father watched me so closely that it made me nervous. Ono that hurried things guess it did. Anyway, I was not very good humored one morning, and when my father said something about it I whoeled round and told him all about Garland's death and the things I had done afterward, ending with the bold statement that I loved Henr'etta and could not help it. 'To this day I wonder that my fiery old father did not foil me to the floor with a chair, for he was a qniok man a qniok man. He stood and looked at me pretty much as he would have looked at a cur that had dared to bite him. Then ho turned on his heel and wont away, took his hat aud left tho house went straight to the woods. Needn't ask mo how I felt; mean enough, that's certain, mean enough mean cnongh. lie didu t come home to dinner, and I did not eat any. Toward night I saw him coming down the spring hill from the direotion of tho family burying ground, and I knew where be had been last, if not all dav. My elder brother had boen his idol. "You can talk abont bravery, but I tell you it took bravery to make me face'my father at the supper table a fow miuutes later. He said next to nothing during the meal, and his hands trembled when he passed the plates. I do hope I'll never again feel like I did luring that meal. After it was over the big horn was sounded, a very un usual thing at suoh an hoar, and tho hands from all over the plantation came pouring up to the house. Thoy gathered olo3e about the baok poroh, and the bouse servants and the family were on the porch. "1 felt like running folt like run ning ; didn t know what on earth was coining; lelt lilto 1 was to be ourseu and sent from home, lather stood close to the old water shelf, and here's what he said, the words fairly burning into me : 'I have called you together to put vou on notice that the trouble between Mr. Grantland's family and mine is at au end. Hereafter there will be peace. His family will dine here next Thurs day ; and the day following his hands end mine will huve a barbecue in the spring grove. You may go to your places.' "1 can t tell you now we all dis persed ; but amid the pleased ejacula tions of some of the servants I found myself wiping the tears off my face before the whole crowd. Perhaps I was shedding ters because mother was sobbing; never could bear to see her cry. 'Well, this about ends my story. The bag of gold dust and nuggets that fell to me holpcd to buy this bouse, young man. Aud you noedn t think: ve ra lonesome when yon pass by nere late in the day and see two old folks sitting close together, for they're Henr'otta and mo. Wo haven t been enemies now for many years many years." Waverloy Magazine. Balloon Lifeboats. The big ocean greyhouuds will soon, it is thought, be equipped with life boats harnessed to balloons, so as to bo practically nusinkable. Cylinders filled with compressed gag will be placed in compartments ot the life boats, and from these the balloons, which will be harnessed with cords to a hollow mast oonnected with the cylinders, is inllatod. The mast, which is iron tubing, is aljustablo, aud.when turned forward, tho big balloon acts as a sail, oars proving quite unneces sary. The combination boat will doubtless prove of the greatest ser vice in saviug pooplo far out at sea. Iu a rccout test it was shown that, even with the boat filled with water to tho gunwales, the lifting power of the balloon prevented the craft from either sinking or upsetting. Man at Ills Best. Said George D11 Maurier once in a private ohat: "I think that the best vtars in a man a Ufa are after he is forty. A man at forty has ceased to hunt the inoou. I should add that iu order to enioy life after forty it is perhaps necessary to have achieved, boforo reaching that age, at least some success." Great Place for Shipping. Over 1000 ships of all kinds and sizes pass up and down the English Chauuel every twouty-four hours, and there aro scarcely ever less than 200 near Land's End, leaviug or bearing up for the Channel. TIIKMISKKYSIMS OF LIFIi. TORtliS THAT ARE TOLD BT THD FlfMrMEN OK THE PRESS. Ila-t to Think Twice An Kvaslvi Answer Knpld Keiidlna Hl Convictions To UcKxiectcd,Ktc- Oh, bo not hasty," friend, I crlod; "llilnk twice, o'er all yon ultr." 'Tin bound to do sn," bo replied; "1 etui tut tat tm timer!" Dal rolt Free Press. AN P.VAS1VB ANSWER. "Do you believe that the world it hollow?" "There is nothing in it." Cincin nati Enquirer. nts CONVICTIONS. "How came you here?" said the visitor to a prisoner in the peniten tiary. "I was brought here by my cocvio tions," was the firmly Bpokeu reply. Londoa Tit-Bits. RAPID HEADING. He "That is just like a woman reading tho end of a novel first. It seoms to bo the nature of a woman to jump at a conclusion." She "I didn't jump in this case. I skipped." Indianapolis Journal. TO BB EXPECTED. Mrs. Strato (severely) "Edward, I think that new typewriter of yours is very giddy." Edward "But remember,' my dear, she is compelled to work on the eight eenth etory." Philadelphia North American. A BAD CASE. "Yon wouldn't believe it, but Gratnpy has a bad caso of swelled head. "There must bo some mistake." "Not a bit of it. Genuine old fash ioned mumps on both sides." Detroit Free Press. HER STANDARD OF BEACTT. "She said she thought I was look ing well," remarked the young man who was very pensive. "M yes. But you'll notice that the next minute she asked mo if I didn't think hor pet bulldog was the handsomest nniinal in tho city?" Washington Star. NOT AN CNBSUAI, CASE. Sagemm "I suppose you hava heard about your neighbor Goldleaf? He is very seriously sick as a result of overwork." Seeker "Don't Bay I What has ho been doing to bring it about ?" Sageman "Trying to collect bis thoughts." Boston Courier. KNEW HIS BUSINESS. "Bring me my glass." commanded the lady pirate, for thero was now no field of human endeavor to which the gentler sex was not admitted, "that I may see it all is well. The faithful lieutenant brought two glasses, knowing it to be impossiblo to size up tho baok hair with one." Detroit Journal. rnET wint hear watching: sometimes. "You," said the new oashier, "will fiid me like a watch. You can judge SB by my works." "All rifi-ht." responded the banker, arising to the morry oocasion : "I will bear your case in mind and see that you do not accumulate any superflu ous dust in your movements." In dianapolis Journal. TWO PHASES. "When Nan was engaged to Jack she didn't get enough sloop, beoauso she had to lio awake and think how muoh she loved him,"., "Woll?" "And now their engagement is broken she doosn't get enough sleep because ho has to lie awake to hate hip." Chicago Record. snn'p save him the thovble. Jack "Maud wants to know why you shun hor company now?" Tom "Woll, tho fact is, I'm broke." Jaok "I'll toll her, and you needn't shun her any more." Tom (brightening) "By Jove ! Do you thiuk bo I" Jack "l'csj she'll tliuu you." Tit-Bita. THE fcYNID. ne "I wondor how ho got suoh a good job. She "Why.don't you know? When ho applied for it he told them that his marriage the following week depended apon his getting something to do at nee." Ho "How ready pooplo ore to help a mau to get into triable, arou't thoy ? ' Chicago Post. II.ti-IIltSCTKD SYMPATHY. Clara "Why so melancholy?' Belle "Oh I I had tho worst shock this afternoon that I ever experienced. You know those flowers 1 was going to tako down to tho jail to that poor man who murdered oil his first cousins? Well, I got lulo tho wrong cell nud gave them to a big bloar-oyod bruto who was there for robbing a bauuua stand." Pack. A MISAN ADVANTAOK. Charley "No, I guess I'll not cull at the Piukhaius any more." George "Why not?" Charley 'Tho old mau lias had a system of elcetrio appliances put into the house that enables him to stand iu the hall, aud by simply pressing a buttou, light tho gas all over the place. He worked it on mo last night. Say, throw me that cuhiou. will youi." Clovelaud Leader. SCIENTIFIC A5D ISDUSTKIAL. Dr. Koch is Bald to have discovered another anti-tuberculin. A process has been discovered by which milk can be hardened to form buttons and billiard balls. A Berlin physician, Dr. Fcahlincr, says that rheumatism is often duo to the excessive nso ot meat. The poles of Jupitor are flattened almost exactly like thoso of tho earth. The phenomenon can bo plainly seen with the telescope. It rains on an average '203 days in the year in Ireland, about 150 in Eng land, at Kozan about ninety days aud in Siberii only sixty da-yt. From figures recently published nt Munich, it appears that there are now in Central Europe 15,041 gas engines, whioli aggregate 52,0111 horse power. In tho fiords of the Norway coasts the clearness of the water is wonderful. At a depth of thirty fathoms objects the size of a silver dollar may bo clearly seen. Of the 100 kinds of car couplers enumerated by the United States Interstate - Commerce Commission, sovonty'eight wero in use in 1895, whon the number ot automatic couplers of all kinds had increased to 408,850, from 80,510 iu 1880. A London inventor's driving wheol for cycles, motoscars and railway lo comotives has its circumfcrcnco mounted on sixteen or more smal'cr wheels, which strike tho gronnd in succession, It is claimed that a bi cycle gearod to 150 inches is propelled as easily as an ordinary one geared to sixty inches, a speed of a milo a minute not boiug difficult. A product called "wire glass," which, it is asserted, presents au effective bar rier against fire, consists simply of a moeh work of wiro imbadded m a glass plate. Even when licked by dames and raisod to a rod heat it does not fall to pieces, and it not ouly resists tho heat of fire, but also tho shattering effects of cold water poure d aver it whilo it is yet g'owing hot. The oonstruotion of the owl's foot is peonliar. Unlike the well known foot of the parrot, which has two toes in front and two behiud, and that of the eagle or a more familiar example, the common sparrow it has one toe behiud and three in front ; but the first of these is capable of much lateral taction, while the fourth or outer toe is reversible, and when tho bird poroh os is turned backward, bo that the bird Bits on its perch with the two middle toes in front and the two outer toes bohind. Producing Pain. A simple experiment iu producing rain may bo made by the uso of a cyl inder of glass, about four inches in diameter and eight'iuchos high. This is to behalf fillod with ninety-two per cent, alcohol. A china saucer is placed over the. cylinder, which is then put into a hot water bath nud heated quite hot, but not the boning point for al cohol. Then tho cylinder, still cov ored, is carefully aud quickly plaocd upon a table in 11 cool portion of tho room. ery soon vapor will be dis covered on the nuder side of tho sau cor, clouds will form and from them littlo drops full down upon tho alco hoi. This miniature showor mav last for an hour or more. The top part of the cylinder clears diroctly po that the condensation is seen midway between the alcohol and the saucer. It is a curious and interesting sight, the water below tho clouds and tho clear atmosphere above. If immediately after removing tho cylinder from tho Lot water bath a cold saucer replaces tho hot one, etorm currents arc dis ceruiblo. Often tho currents will ae semble upon one si do of tho cylinder and doscend upon the other. Conduct ed npon a somewhat larger scalo, this experiment would bo of great interest to classes of students. It is not an ex pensive ono, and is very easily man aged even by amateurs. Tho Food of School Children. It is a lamentable fuot that too little attention is given to tho hygieuio eur roundingsof the pupils iu the schools, end by tar too littlo to tho nuturo of the food aud the manner ot eating. Tho aim often seoms to bo to so pro pare tho food that it will require little or no masticatiou before it is swallowed, and when solid food lx taken it is not sufficiently masticated to properly prepare it for tho digos tive organs. 801110 years ago a doctor requested mnuy of his patients to re port as to tho number of bites it re quired to masticate different foods. Ho especially desired to leara how much less children chewed tho food before swallowing it than their parents. Ho got reports from oue hnudred aud fifty intelligent people, and learned that practice in this regard varies very much, that tho children generally wero entirely too apt to bolt their food. Ho thought tbo habit of swal lowing food before it was properly mastnated tho cause of insufficient nourishment in many casus. Social Status of .Models. A Loudon oourt has recently dono something to settle the social status of artists' models. A yuiiuc woman brought suit for breach of promise agaiust a man who promised to marry her, but had been ul.iruiud by tho dis covery that iuotcud of sitting for tho head alone sho ha I also sut for tho figure, though not without drapery. The decision of tho Court was that the profession is respectable and that sho was entitled to iluma-cs. Apoplexy Iu l;iiglaml. Apoplexy has in. ri.ased iu England iu a very rumaikuulo decree siueo 1H50. lu tho sixteen year cudiu; with 1800 thero wero 107 ileaths of apoplexy per l,0i)0,000 inhabitants. Last year year the ratio was 577 per l.UOO.uOJ. THE PLEDGE OF LOVE. I pledge! my soul to dwell with Love In the Joy of swoot content; In a snow-whlto cot with tho blooms above, By sIqkIdk robin nnd sighing dovn, Oil, I plodded my soul to dwell with love. But the tlthc-men came for rent! And Love had neither purjo norscript The tlthe-mea heard him sl'h; lint what enred Ihey fir bis rosy lljis, For the thrilling touch of n flnffer-tlp Or the honey-blooms that tho brown bees sip, Oe Ihe light of a loving eye? 'Pack and travol!" They eriod, nnd far Over valleys and plains we went; But wo saw tho lluht of a beckoning star, And tho lnnd whero the fairy dwellings aro: Lovo tossed his curls nt the tlthc-men far, And kissed his hrinlft to tho rent! F. L. Stnnton, lu Atlanta Constitution. HUMOH OF THE U.VY. "Thnt contortionist seems very con ceited." "Yes; he is completely wrapped up in himself." Yale Kecord. "Who was Ananias, papa?" "I be- liove ho was the loader of the opposi tion to George Washington." Truth. Farmer Whillletree "Did you say yon was lookin for workr woary V likens " es, boss wid de accent on de was." Jndge. "How would you define nn opti mist?" "As a mau who expects to pay last week's board by drawing his next Weok's salary. " - Truth. Mrs. Easton "I understand that your husband can't meet his credit ors." Mrs. Weston "I don't believe he wants to, especially." She "There's that Mr. Flyp across tho street. lie says he knows all the pretty girls iu our club." He "Knows you also, doasn't ho?" Puck. Jorkins "When young people marry thoy get into a pickle." Nowed "I suppose that is why all their friends send thota picklo dishes." Truth. "Sort of a Damon aud Pythias com bination. But isu't it funny they don't see through each other? ' "That's of ten the way whou pcoplo get so thick." Puck. Wild-Eyod Customer "nave you any goods made of solo loather or boiler iron?"' Clothing Merchant "No, sir; wo don't keep boys' clothing. " New York Weekly. Papa "And did yoa think for one momont that that clerk of mine was in a position to propose to yon?" Daugh ter "Why, certainly, pap ; he was on his knees." Yonkers Statesman. "Why did Simpson send his boy to tho prize ring?" "Well, ho always displayed a love 'or argument, aud tho old man oonsiders tho field of law overcrowded." Priuceton Tiger. Emma "And, Charlie, dear, would you have really Bhot yourself if I had refused you?" Charlie "Indood, i would. I had already sent to fonr houses for price-lists of revolvers." Fliegende Blaotter. Journalist (ta editor) "Excuso vna, sir, but I am literally starving. Will you buy this article, sir?" Editor "VVhfrt is it about?-' Journalist "It's on Tho Bad Effects of Over indulgence iu Eoting.' sir." Fuu. Mrs.Kittywiuk 'Tommy 1 Tommy I Como horo this minute I What do you mean by using such louguage?" Tom my "Well, ma, you told ns to play some play whero wo didn't have to light, and we's playing Goueral Wey Icr; and we had to do something. " Washiugtau Capital. V joker oflered to bet SIC to $1 thai he would ask sixtcou persons one and the samo questiou to which he would receive the same answer. The bet was aooeptcd, and tho joker asked Aaclua one of the sixteen this qttostion : "Did you hear that Smith is bankrupt?'' and "Which Smith?" was tho stereo typed reply. "Do my vocal lessons disturb you?" askod tho young woman with musical ambition. "Xot that I know of," re plied tho truthful young mau. "Why, 1 should thiuk you'd know if they did." "No. Siueo tho dentist took tho front room on tho first floor, I can't tell whether you're practising uiusio or he's practising on his patients." Dublin World. Visibility ol Lights at Night. Tho result of tho experiments in light visibility oouducted by the inter nitionul committee on behalf of the governments of the United States, Germany aud tho Netherlands, says au article quoted in Current Literature, aro giveu as follows : A light of one oandlo power is plainly visible at ouc milo, and oue ot throe c.iudle power at two miles. A ten candle powei light was seeu with a binocular at four miles, ono of twenty-five at five miles, though faintly, aud ono of thirty three candles at the same distance without difficulty. On an exception ally clear night' a whito light ot 8.3 caudlo power could bu distinguished at three miles, ouo of 5.0 at four, aud ono of 17. J at live miles. The exper iments wero made with green light, as it has beeu conclusively proved that if a light of that color tills the required touts', u red light ot tho samo inteusitv will more thau do so. It was fouud that tho caudlo power of greou light, whioh remained visible at oue, two, three aud four miles was ", 15, 51 and 100 respectively. "Vinegar li Lie," Tho "Vinegar Bible" wan thus named from a ludicrous typographical bluuder "l'ho l'aiablo ot the Vino yard," in the twentieth chapter of Luke, being made to road "J'uoPura bio of tho Vinegar." This edition of tho Bib'e wis published iu 1717, and most of the copies wore destroyed by ho publishers, though several got into circulation boforo tho bluuder was dis covered. It is inserted 1 hat 00 more than a dozen copies of this book are now in existence. 4