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'lucre has been a steadily increasing i.mniiJ for American horses in England. This mny hnvo arisen iftrgcly fromj tho greatly reduced rices. AmericRD flBher Indians used to live in the proportion of 100 to twenty : ut square miles, whereas in India tit) 3 persona are found t.n the rngo .of twenty-four snu'tre milos .'.! in Europe 15,00". ia rr.i! il. : . . cror 'William 13 utility of rocall-- whom he loaned to . ..veraient for the pur . instructing tho Mongolian .iiorsinthe arts of civilized war lure; ' Xho ICO families near Dnlutb.Minn., n lo'have sold out there and aro about testart for Georgia, are only tho ad vance gflard of, a host of immigrants i UU ntiuutnjuta luu nullum vuiiium, will como from the Northwest to Georgia ' during tho next twelve rriontbf ' eh phygioinn is said to Lave d ii means of injecting phys ical cotirngo into a man by means of A hypodermio syringe, A little of tho liquid wouhlnot be a bad addendum to the kit of certain alleged cycle iao ing men, who always want to quit after jhoy have ridden a lnp or two. For lzefighters of the modern type, it Ould, however, bo duugorous. It iight Manse them to fight. . 1 41.- Il1. T...r..l Iron ha been culled tho thermome r jf tr-.li; and perhaps it does fur :i n bolter taut of general oomtner : 13 I tions than any other oao U in therefore- gratifying to Atlanta Journal to ob3orvo a rery uul tone in the pe,rioliools in this W wh are devoted to the vari Vnrtments of tho iron trade. exei'Dtion thev "declare that ;;.S. been a roraarkablo improve. iour in business and thit the iuJioi ' 'i : nra that this improvement will : 'iniir., - " .Miimn Palace Car Company i iriaurauoo policy iv time a passenger At least, that is what .hi courts have held in the nylit against the company by I, McQuflla-an. a tea merchant ' i, John, New Brunswick. He !ii a ticket in Boston, but when "Hiit on board found all the berths '! '"id occupied, and ho had to ao : i a seat in tbe car. During tho lit the bent was shut off and heoon-.i--i,l a sovore cold, flo asked, $20, ' I damages. TI10.B1 'more Sun says that Julius ' I inn A. is to establish the beot-sngar 'u-fry in South Carolina. . He has v L:Ay returned from Germany, h,!i e he spent some time among the Armors in the interest of his project. Ho will bring over COO families from S irony within tho next two years. He hits secured 18,000 aores of land in South Carolina, and will divide it into f iron of twenty-Qvo, fifty and one hundred acres. The average size of n beot-sugar farm will be about fifty u:rc. It is not proposed to plant tho I-v 'To of this land in the single orop, r o devote a third t beets and put i rest iu the' usual-crops of the .n-iiib,' What are wasps good for? Frofes eor Meldola explains iu Nature: "We found hundreds of wings scattered about the window-ledge inBide the room, and we were at first at a loss to explain the depredation. While watching, tho mystery was solved. Tiio upper part of the window had Keen left open a few inches, and a ua-p cume through, caught a fly on t iso glass pane, instantly clipped off its wings, and flew out of the open upper pnrt of the window with the body. Other wasps followed and re peated the process. For about an hour we observed the continuous arrival of wasps, every one of which tecured a fly before departing." J mi go Barker, of Arkansas, has just Wo.l, leaving behind the unique dis n ii, tiou of having imposed the death re unity on more men than any other .i.i iht iu the Uuited States. This may t-ecui a Hurt of gruesome bouquet to lay upon a dead man's grave, remarks the t York Times, but when we consider the increasing number of homicides in the United State.", and the em all number of executions (less than the lyuohingh), it is not such a mean tributa after ull. It would be interesting to know how Judge Parker inuuugtd to get juries that would convict. It would also be worth wLile lo inquire how many of his teuteiices were tet aside by Appeliato Courts or defeated by pardons from the Governor. .At all events, a few More Judges like Parker are needed ill Arkansas -uu J several other States, A HUMAN BOt.IL. A wise tniin walknd by the river, And tho wnfnr spirit's Bl(jU ' As she yearned for a soul, it moved him, And h in inured thiiii bor cryi "Ciwi yon smile whan your hoart is nching? Itnir.mnbor wlmn otlier.i forftntV LnnRh llKhtly, whlla hope Is taking Its flnal fiirswoll of youi ynt B'oet the world, and strive oa to the ending Of life, be It over so dread; Firm la faith, without falter, unbending; With never a sigh or a tear?" "All .this I enn do," said she. "Can yon face your life if left lonely, While another has Rained his rest, And you have the memory only Of one who was truest and best! For evor to you tho world's brlghtnoss Then passes away for ayej The sun will Rrow cold, and no llRhtne?s Can ptorce through that darkest day." "All this I can do," said she. "Can you pauso to do doods of kindness In the midst of your deepest woe? For grief, it must not bring blindness To tho trials of others bolow. Yon must ever strive on, and your sorrow, Though heavy and soro to bear, Remains till tho dawn of that morrow, When pain it Is no more there." "All this I can da," s lid sho. Made nnswer tho wise man slowly, "If this be so, and thou Canst bear grief, yet holp the Bufforln.f, ' Thou hast a soul even now." F. Poneook, iu Chambers's Journal. A PAIR OF EAR DROPS. HE queerest things that happen pever find their way into the newspapers. It is difficult to see why ; perhaps it is becauee thev are too n ii a a r. For in. l-KJS-l stance, I doubt if : . l - . - yon have ever heard of a certain lit range incident that hap pened only a season or two ago in that select sootion of the fashionable world known as "society.". A lady of title. Lady Barmouth, re quested me to call on her one morning about the beginning of June, tho Lon don season being then at its height. "I want yonr beip, Idr. Lowe," sho beian, and then stopped awkwardly. ''Perhaps yon are not aware that at several balls and dinner parties this season there have been jewels and or naments stolen. It has, of oonrse, caused a great deal of Unpleasantness. In several oases trinkets have been actually taken from the wearers, with out their knowing how it was done, or who did it." I heard several wild tales of articles having been missed at fashionable gatherings, and there was soma spec ulation as to who was the culprit. Tho articles wore not, as a rule, of im mense value, and they always disap peared singly, consequently no pnblio notice had been directed to tho,, mat ter. In one or two cases the police had been consulted, but it was impos sible for them to help. There could be no doubt that the thief was a per son who mixed in society as an equal ; probably a women, who had allowed her love of jewelry to tempt her to dishonesty. "I 'presume, then, that tho er thief is a guest a person in sooiety ?" I said inquiringly. "I am afraid so. Two or three things were missed at a dunoe whioh I gave last week. Now, I am giving another danoa next Thursday, and I am, of oonrse, most anxiouj it should not occur again, at any rate in my house. I thought I would engage yonr services for the evening, to see if you could detect anything bus pioious. Of oourse, you wou.ld be treated as a guest." I made arrangements about terms, and it was agroed that I should be in troduced as an American, by name Captain Burke. "I suppose, Lady Barmouth," I said ourelessly, "you don't auepeot anybody in particular?" "Ob, no," she said, lint I noticed what I thought was a look of J anxiety on her face, and mado a mental note of it. As I was leaving, Lady Barmouth (aid: "Of oourse, Mr. Lowe, you quite understand, there must be no expose. If yon make any disoovcries, they must bo treated as secrets. I can't have a scene of any kind. It must be hushed up." I returned to the office impressed with two ideas. First, that my task was one of those delicate oases that re quire all your tact and yield very lit tle erodit; secondly, that Lady Bar mouth kuew more, or at any rate, gueesed more, than, she oared to tell. Thursday evening arrived, and I went to Merion Houso. Praotically, my duty was to mingle with the guests, enjoy myself, and keep my eyes wide open. Nothing seemed to be more improbable than that there should be thief among the brilliant throng ihat crowded the rooms. Everything was oouduoted in tbe most eumptuous and luxurious style, a Hungarian band discoursed the sweetest of danoe musio, and the guests were among the higheut in the laud. For a long while nothing occurred of tbe smallest signiticauce. But at about 2 o'clock in tho morning, while I was sitting in a snug corner of the conservatory, where cigarotte emoking was permitted, I noticed a couple take np a position in the opposite corner. They were both young, and evidently very much in love with one another. The girl was handsomely dressed, and wore some valuable jewels. In par ticular I noticed a pair of diamond ear drops, which hud just come into fushiou airHu. Without heingacou- noUseur ol f-v ,UH "tunes, I under- stand them JWi-ough to know that j these were very valuable indeed, and likely to bo worth several hundred pounds. These two young people were sitting ont during a dance, and they flirted all through a set ol lancors, without any impatience at thoir length. At last they got np and went into the ball room ngniu. On the chair where the girl had beon sitting, lay something shining. I strolled across and examined it. It was her vinai grette, which sho had probably loft there by accident. I replaced it, thinking it might serve as a trap for our fashionable thief, if he were iu the neighborhood, and withdrew to my corner, where I wns almost invis ible. Presently an old gentleman strolled out to smoke a cigarette. He was a tall, hnndsorae, intellect ual looking man, rith the air of the true aristocrat. His name I didn't know, but 1 had noticed him chatting with the guests. Hewns evi dently Known to every one, and was a man of social importance. Presently his eye caught tho little jewelled vinaigrette. Ho looked care lossly round the conservatory, to see if ho were observed, and picked it np. He now had his back to me. I was on the point of stepping np to him, when he turned round, and replaced the vinaigrette and walked quietly away. It was luoky I had not moved, I should have looked rather foolish. Same ourioas instinct ba le me cross the conservatory, and look at the vinaigrette again. Without thinking abont it I put it to my nose. The next thing I remember is, that I found myself sitting in a chair. Gradually, things beoame clearer. The vinaigrette lay by my side. It was drugged. For a few minutes I had lost consciousness. I still felt dizzy anl sick, but knowing that everything depended on my being prompt and acute, I managed with an effort to pnll myself together. Then arose tlu qestion. What should I do next? Should I go'straight to the man who had tampered with the vinaigrette? A mem ent's thought showed me that that would bo worse than usoloss. 1 had no proof of any thing. The situation must be allowed to develop itself before I interfered. After Borne little reflection, I decid ed to go back to the drawing room, where I could see what was going on. Under'any circumstances I must not lose sight of the girl to whom the vin aigrette belonged. For nearly half an honr I waited in vain. She danced with two or throe different men, but did not seem to have missed it. At last, after one of the dances, sho appeared to be looking for something. With what was, I presume, an apology to her partner, she skipped across the room to a group of girls. Evidently she was asking if any ol them had seen her viniagrette. For some time she got no information, but presently a girl who was passing, leaning on a man's arm.lturned round and made some remark, pointing with her fan to the conservatory door. The owner of the viniagrette gave a little nod of thanks, and hurried aorosa the room. All this timo I obsorved that the man who had drugged the scent bot tle, and who was chatting with some of the people standing abont, watched the girl closely. As soonas she left the drawing room ho broke off his conversation, and strolled quietly toward the conserva tory. As be passed through the cur tains I noticed that he glanced round to see if he were being followed. That settled it; I had found my man, and must act promptly. Lady Barmouth was staudiug near the piano. Remembering her injunction that there was not, under any circum stances, to be an expose or a scene, it was necessary to proceed with caution I oaught her eye withoutmuoh diffi culty. She understood at once that 1 had something to say, and disengaged herself from her friends. "Will you come with me to the con servatory?" I said quietly. "I be lieve I have solved the mystery. She turned pale. "Very well," sho said. "Give me yonr arm. Be care ful what you do, Mr. Lowe, she added, in a troubled voice; "it must be hushed np." When we reached the conservatory we found, just as I expected, the young lady lying back in a chair un conscious. Her ear drops were miss ing. "Miss Dainton has fainted," said Lady Barmouth. "One moment," I Said ; "there is no cause for alarm. Do you see what has happened? Her diamond ear drops have disappeared." "Do you know who it is?" she whis pered. "Yes. Her vinaignette has been drugged not sufficiently to do her any harm. I saw it done." "What shall I do ? Fetoh Lord Ba r mouth, will you? He must advise me." "Whioh is Lord Barmouth?" Sheoame to thecurtaius, and pointed him out to me. "Very well," said 1. "Chafe Miss Dainton's hands, and try to bring her round, but don't bend for any help at present." I don't think I ever felt so reluctant to proceed with a case as I did at that minute. The man whom Lady Dar mout had pointed out as her husband was the man who had drugged the vinaigrette who had followed Miss Dainton into the conservatory. In a word, Lord Burmouth was a klepto maniac "Will you some with me into the conservatory, Lord Barmouth?" I said. As I spoke I looked him sternly in the face. He turned deadly white, and his eyes shifted nervously about the room. "What's the matter?" he said, hus kily. "Is anything wrong?" "Mies Dainton has fainted." "Ob," he murmured, with relief. "And her cur drops have disap peared, " I added. For a moment I thought he was going to drop down. I put my arm through his, and led him toward the conservatory. Ho was trembling like a leaf. When wo got well Into the shadow of tho curtains I stopped. "Lord Barmouth." I said qnietly, "take my advion and give them up to me at once." "What do yon moan?" he said hoarsely. "The car drops. It will prevent a scene." He put a trembling hand into the breast pocket of his dress coat and gave me the far drop?. He did it like a man in a dream, and I really believe that for tho time being he was uncon scious. Then he turned away and left the drawing room hurriedly. "Will he not come?" said Lady Barmouth, with nu awful look of tronblo in her eyes. "Lord Barmouth is not well," I re plied. "Here nro the ear drops." The poor woman wont scarlet. She knew what I meant and I was deeply grieved for her. From the first she must have had a faint suspicion of ttie truth, and wns anxious to save him from publio disgrace and scandal. She was thoroughly unnerved. Miss Dainton showed signs of return ing consciousness. "Now," I said, "put the ear stops back into her ears, fehe won't know what has happened." Lady Barmouth replaced them with trembling lingers. "Send some one to look after this girl ; I'll stop with hor till holp oomes. But you must go and find your hus band. Make haste," I added, signifi cantly, "or you will be too late." My work was not quite over. When Lady Barmouth found her husband in his dressing room he was, as I feared, on the point of committing suicide. She saved him. A number of trink ets, some of great value, were found in his Bate. There is, of course, only one explanation. On that one point Lord Barmouth was mad. There was no object in his stealing ladies' orna ments, as he is a very waalthy man, and had not put them to any use. There was not much difficulty iu finding their respective owners. I re turned them myself, asking eaoh one as a matter of courtesy ,to make no inquir ies as to how they fell into my posses sion. London Tit-Bits. The Tasmniiian Zebra-Wolf. The Tasmanian zebra-wolf, or native tiger, is not related to either zebra, wolf or tiger, but belongs to the same family os the kangaroo, the wombat and the opossum those animals which have pouches wherein to carry their young. But the animal is striped like a zebra, and is as ravenous and fierce in its nature as wolf or tiger. He is the most formidable marsupial of the more than sixty varieties, and is the largest and most dreaded of all the mammals in Australasia. The zebra-wolf has a dog-like face, a wolf's short and ereot ears, eyes like an owl, stripes like a zebra and pouoh like a kangaroo. He is a night prowler. The light of day blinds him as it blinds an owl, and, when pressed by' hunger, he emerges during the daytime from his lair, his movements are slow and ho is easily slain. Tho eyes, which are large, are fur nished with a nictitating membrane. This is almost continually moving in the daytime, as the pupils are ex posed to the light. The general color of the short, woolly fur is grayish brown, inclined to yellowish. Across this ground color the black bands show up sharp and clear. These stripes are usually fourteen in number, beginning just back of the shoulders, whore they are narrowest, and growing broader and longer back to the haunches. ' The skins are in demand for laprobes and rugs. It is not unlikely that in the oourse of a few years the zebra-wolf will hava become entirely exterminated. Long Voyage Iu a Small Craft. Yesterday's Australian mail brings news of the arrival at Sidney of Cap tain Slocum, an adventurous Ameri can mariner, who had voyaged alono from Boston in a little oraft of thir teen tons called the Spray. He left Boston on April 24, 1895, and reached the Australian oost on September 29, 1390. Asked what sort of a passage he hud, the oaptain, who is described as a tall, thin, wiry-looking Yankee, with a bald head and a pair of bright blue eyes, philosophically replied : "It was not fine by any meaus. A voyage in ajcraft like this, without a single com panion, involves many hardships ; but the sea is my proper element and I managed to pull through all right. Yon see, 1 have faith in the Almighty and great faith in myself, consequent ly everything turns up correct." The captain killed time by reading novels and he slept just whenever he liked. He called at rioruou, where he saw Mrs. Robert Louis Stevenson. He also called at Juan Fernandez and he had up in e rough experiences rounding Cape Horu. London Chroniole. Organ and Bell Duet. A duet by a chime of bells and a pipe or(;an was tried at St. Paul's Episcopal Church, Des Moines, Iowa. It waa tho first timo such a thing hag ever been accomplished. By means of a telephonic connection established between tho bolls and the organist, the latter heard tho chimes while at his position at the organ by a funnel attachment to an ordinary telephone apparatus. Chicago Iuter-Oceuu, 1'rotldeut Italians. There -ire about 1,000,000 Italians in the United States. One-third of them settled iu the principal cities. Half of tlese are laborers. Fifty per cent, are illiterate. They are hard and steady workers, very saving, aud anxious to improve themselves, Pitt burg Dispatch, . . THE MEto SIDE OF LIFE. 8T0RIE3 THAT ARK TOLD BY THE FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS. Her HIrIi Notes Its Usefulness Kx plalncil A Definition Some Suf fer How Ho Kefrnined, Ktc. Strong In the upper register Is the voice of neighbor Huc I live in the flat above hr, and It comes right up the flue. Truf A DEFINITION. Little Joan "Mamma, what in ft se cret?" Mrs. Talkington "Something you toll, dear." Puck. ITS r8EPtn,KES3 EXPLAINED. . "What's a dictionary, Chris?" "Oh, it's a book where you look np the words that other peoplo don't know the meaning of." BOMB SUFFER. "Docs your husband suffer from asthma, Mrs. Widdleby?" "Well, ho has it ; but he makes the rest of us do the suffering." Chicago Record. KO JEALOUSY. Friend "i suppose the baby is very much attached to his papa." Mamma "Extremely. Ho won't let anyone else walk the floor with him at night." Puck. "I may not be a red-hot success as a business woman, but I usnally manage to have several irons in the fire." The fair young damsel blissfully re sumed tbe task of curling her "gold lng" tresses. Naw York Journal. HOW HE REFRAINED. He "I hope yon ladies appreciate I ho great self control 1 am exhibit ing." One of the Girls "Self control? In whot way?" "I have said nothing about a thorn between two roses." Truth. TWO VIEWS. He "Mrs. Brown is a remarkably candid woman." She "Why do you think so?" He "She admits that her baby is not as pretty as ours." She "I call that insincority. A wo man who could bring herself to say any thing like that h not to be trusted." Puck. HE WANTED TO KNOW. Little Clarence "Pa?" Mr. Callipers "There, my bou ; stop right where you are I I do not know who Cain's wife was, nor why Monday does not come on Friday, nor why soma people can wiggle their ears and others cannot, nor anything of the kind." Little Clareuoe "Oh, pshaw, pal I wasn't going to ask any snoh foolish questions. I just wanted to know why peoplo always write finis without the final h." Puck. REASONABLE. Lawyer "I am very sorry, Miss Passay, bnt the Court of Appeals has reversed the deoision iu your breach-of-promise suit." Client "Goodness! Then I won't get the ten thousand dollars damages, after all?" Lawyer "Well, we must try the case again." Client "Then I just think you ought to get me five thousand more for this new shock to my feelings." Puok. BURINO TIIE ENGAGEMENT. Aunt Susan "What, sitting up writing at this hour?" Carrie "Yes, auntie, it's only a little note to Harry." Aunt SuBau "Why, Harry left you only five minutes ago. " Carrie "Yes; but there is some thing I forgot to ask him, and it's very important." Aunt Susan "Yes?" Carrie "I asked him if he loved me, aud he said yes, but I forgot to ask him if he would love me always." Boston Transcript. TAUGHT Bl EXPERIENCE. The wedding will ooour very soon, and she was telling her mother about her plans for a home. "When Harold is out late at night," she said, "I shall not scold him. I shall try to be reasonable about it. 1 think I shall go so far as to keep a light burning for him to make it seem cherry when he returns." Her mother was silent. "Don't you think it would be a good idea to keep the light burning for him?" the daughter persihted. "Well, it might do very well for the first month or so. But after Harold has paid a few gas bills you will prob ably conoludo that it will bo just as well to put the matchi & where he can find them easily and turn the light out," was the reply. To Kuu'Jcr S!ioi' Waterproof, Mix, over a slow fire, a pint of dry ing oil, two onnces of yellow wax, two ouueus of turpentine aud hall an ounoe of Burgundy pitch. Lay the mixture, while hot, on the boots or shoes, with a sponge. When thoy aro dry, apply it aain and again, uutit the louther is finally saturated. Thou put tuoiu away and do not wear thou until they have become eluutio auiu. New York Journal. Too Fust for a Swallow. A swallow is considered one of the fastest of flyiug birds, and it was thought until recently that no insect could escape it. A naturalist tells of an exoitiug chase he saw between a swallow aud a dragon fly, which is amumx the swiftest of insects, tho lat ter finally escaping. SCIENTIFIC AM) INDUSTRIAL, A sciontiot says that the entire sup' ply of coal will bo exhausted in 735C years. In the myxine we have an eye in which tho optio nerve has entirely disappeared. Wind power is dorivod from tho un equal heating of various portions of the earth by the sun's rays. There is a scheme on foot to furnish electric power to tho City of Mexioo from pout beds nine miles distant, owned by Boston men. Acid phosphato or super phosphate is the phosphate rook extensively mined in South Carolina, Flordia and Tennessee, dissolved in snlphurio acid. It averages H per cent, phosphoric acid, and soils in car lots at 812 to $1(3 per ton. The health of the European army serving in India was in 1834, on the the whole, less sotisfactory than in tbe previous year; tho death rate rose from 12.61 to 16.07, and the total loss by death and invaliding was 42 per 1000, being an increase of 4 per 1000 on the previous year. In due timo it is likely that an ex planation will reach us of the great prevalence of smallpox in Marseilles. In the seven months preceding July 80 there had been 4G8 deaths iu that city from variola ; and at this day peo ple expect some explanation of the reason why so many preventable deaths have occurred. On tho French State railways it is stated that a number of passenger care in whioh all the parts were formerly manufactured from brass, copper and iron, with the exception of nxles, wheels, bearings and Bprings, brake beams and couplings, are to be con Btructcd of aluminum. The weight ol a oar providod with aluminum fittings is one and a half tons loss than thnt ol the old coaches. As on ordinary trait in France consists of twenty vehicles, tho weight of the train would thuj be reduced by thirty tons. The Palm's Records. Marvelous things are claimed of palmistry, not only by thoso whe practice it as a profession, but by many who have seen the prophecies ol palmists come true in actual life. Telling the past by tho lines of the hands is, however, almost a new art. There is a man in town who beliovce he can do it, at least so far as mar riages are concerned. Still further, he claims that the lines of tho hand show whether a marriage in the past ended in divorce and whioh party it was that obtained tho divorce. "It is also possible," ho said the other day, "to find in tho palms the records of the number of ono's mar riages, a hiut of the experiences ol courtship and whether married life proved smooth or otherwise. . I saved one young woman from a bigumiid once. He was engaged to her, and they came together to mo. 'i'ou urt married already,' I said, after look' ing at his palm. Ho only laughed, but the young woman investiguteJ and found it was true, "On another occasion I saw in the hand of a hotel keeper the reoord ot two marriages ouo nt twenty-foui years, ana tho other at fifty. When 1 told him be was simply amazed. "1 was married onco at twenty-four," he said, 'and again nt forty-eight." "The hands are the records of the body. It is amazing what all is writ ten there." New York Herald. A Cui ioin Freak of a Momi, There aro still evidences of the re cent flood along tho route of the 4-Great Northern and Northern Pacitio Railways. Near tho narrow-gauge road, about fourteen miles from Seat tle, is a small house, about twelve by fourteeu feet, perched on the top of a large cedar stump. How the "house holds its placo in its exposed position is a mystery, for it sways to and fro in the wind, and, though it has been blowing very stiff the last few. days, the cabin still holds on. Much damage has been done to farm property along tho banks of the rivers, and many hundred miles of fences have been swept away. Many hop ranchers have lost their poles, and several of the hopyords in the White River valley are utmost ruined, as a thick coating of saud, brought down by the river, bus settled on tho land, covering it in many cases to the depth of several inches. The majority of the ranches, being on the bottom lands, have suffered a great loss in domestic, fowls and the prico of fresh eggs has gone to thirty-five cents a dozen. Portlund Orogouiau. Use ilnt fiinittco 'as. An interesting plant is being pnl down in the iron works at Hoerde, io Germany, says the Loudon Electrician. The gas irom the blast furnace, which rosembles Dowson gas, is to be utilized in large gas engines, which will be coupled to three phuso dynamos, gen erating currents at a high vollugu. The initial experiments have given good results. Should the system prove practicable it will pave the way to the extended use of ulectrio transmission of power in iron works. The use of blast furnace gases iu gat engines has been attempted before both iu England aud Gurmauy, but no cheap and suitable method ol cleansing the gas has yet buuu devised, anil u gnat di al of olcuusiug is uocea sury before the gus cuu bo used iu the gus engine. A Court Painter Demi. M. Boguloboff, tho Russiun court painter, who painted tho picture of the Kussiuu fleet ut Toulon, preseutel by Alexander ill to the Puns Circle Milituirc, bus just died ut the ngo ol sevenly-lwo years. Ho caught eold while making sketches of the arrival of the Czur ut Cherbourg for a picture 'which Nicholas II had ordered. THE MITTEN, Tho night was Trosty, bright and olear, And Bessie, oosy as a kltton, Was snuggled at my side, her doar Bmall hand held in mine, for foar It might chill through her mitten. The sleigh bolls jluglod. I, absurd. With Bosslo's charms was deeply smitten. Tho maro skimmed onward like a blrdj Of love I uttered not a word, But still clasped hand and mitten. " 'Tis love that makes the world go roifnT," No truer words wero evor written. My tongue, and Bessie's lips I found) And wbon we parte.l, on tho ground I found her tiny mitten. I have it yet. It's contraband. My wife don't know how I was bltton, 'Twas long ago, you understand. Borne othor fellow got her hand, And I I got the mitten. Chicago Record. HUMOR OF TIIE DAY. When a woman is deceived some man is avenged. Life. Every man thinks he understands women perfectly, until he falls in love with one. Lile. Adolphus "I've half a mind " Kate "There, Dolly, don't exagger ate." Boston Transcript. "Is Wheelhd a man of his word?" "I fear not. He says he has a bloyclo lamp that never goes out." New York Evening Journal. Smith "So you were married on election day, were you? You didn't vote, then." Brown "No, I was pairod." Somorville Journal. 'Well, now that you are back, you can tell us 'how muoh it costs to go to Europe." "All you've got and all you oou borrow over there." Judge. "What is a 'coign of vantage,' papo?" "Something American girls use in catching foreign husbands, my son." Cincinnati Commercial Tri bune. Maud "Why did Mabel give np Clarence Sprocket?" Maydio "Oh, he got a new wheel and she objected to the make." New York Commercial Advertiser. Benedict "That adage 'Marry in haste and ropen t at leisure' is all bosh I" Singloton "Why?" Benedict "Be cause married men have no leisure." Boston Traveler. "My dear," expostulated his wife, ' "why will you eat suoh a hearty break fast on Sunday morning? You know you are almost sure to have a night mare in churoh." Detroit Tribune. Puffy "Just savod a man's life." Gnffy "How was that?" Puffy "Met a follow on the street. Said he'd blow my brains out if I didu't give him my watch. Gave him the watch." Tit-Bits. Not Neoossarily Mutual : Mother "My doar, there can bo no domestia happiness unless there aro mutual concessions." Married Daughter "Nonsense, mother. We could get along very well if Charles would inako concessions. " Puck. Apprehensive: "I'm really worried about the baby," said young Mrs. Tor kins. "Charloy's worried abont her, too." "Is her health failing?" "Oh, no. It's her future that bothers us. We found her the other day trying to put her foot in her month, and we're afraid she's going to grow up to be a ballot dunoer." Washington Star. Whcro They Never Stamp Letters. The letters that the Sikh police, in Singapore, seud their kindred in In dia, and those that they reoeive in re turn, are almost invariably minus any postage stamps. One of their European otlicorB noticing this, asked one of the men the reason for this universal omission, aud it was explained that the native postmau's ideas of honor concerning the delivery of native let ters aro restricted to towns. Should the epistle bo addressed to a man in the village some miles from the office, tbe postman duly takes the letter and starts, but after going a little way. Blips into the nearest patch of jungle and throws it away, thus saving him self auy further trouble in the matter. It is curious to note thnt letters are seldom rifled. The trouble of walk ing so fur for a mere letter seems to worry the nutive mind, and no curi osity is aroused as to the contents. It the letter, however, is unstamped, the unhappy postman must deliver it at its destination, as he is bound to produce on his return a receipt for the line iuipotod for the omitted stamps. They bear no ill will to the post man probably they would do the same iu his place; but they know the length of his tether aud take steps to frustrate bis methods accordingly. (laut Turtles. The most giguutio turtles that ex isted during the geological ages ap pear to have inhabited the foothills of the Himalaya Mountains. The shells and bones of these cxtiuot oreatures, which occasionally wash out of the ravines where they have been buried for uutold ages, prove that they were more thuu twioo as large as any speci men of the tortoise family which now exists. A specimen of the shell of oue of these old-time mounters which may be been in tho National Museum at Calcutta is C1 inches thiok, twelvo feet and a fraction in length, 8 feet broad and more thuu rive feet in height wheu tduudiug upsido down like uu inverted saucer. Itrs'ni'liug lo Spectacles. As a result of the examiuation ot 4 )Ut) eyes, Dr. Miles, of Bridgeport, Conn., found that sixty five per cent, required glasses. Tho women and girls far exceed tho men and boys, duo period during which tho people have the moid truublo with their eyes is between twenty and thirty. 1