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The whole English press is full of xidioule for Poet Lnnrsate Austin, A Georgia paper complains that the Atlanta Fair "scattoied measlos all over lbs State" It is claimed that tho "honor sys torn" in oollegc originated in the Uni versity of Virginia. General Campos says of Weylor'f coming to Cuba that "the (load will riso and fight him." Baltimore as well as Brooklyn is t city of churches, eaoh having a greatei number in proportion to the popular tion than any other cities in the United State. Tho Now Orleans Picaynno announce! that "the Koeloy motor is motiug again, but in tho line of its former wonder ful achievements in nioting cash out of its stockholders' pockets." . The late Congressman Lawlcr, oi Chicago, ouco told a Chicago audience that tho majority of the people of this country constituted the bulk of the population and was vociferously np plaudcd. A Loudon weekly paper recalls the fact that at the breaking out of the Napoleonio wars, whioh lasted, in all, twenty-two years, Englaud had about 10,000 mercantile seagoing Teasels. During the wars no less than 10,871 of them were destroyed or captured ly tho enemy. Tho Southern States Magazine, oi Tlaltimore, publishes reports from over JiOO correspondents in all parts of the flonth os to tho financial condition oi farmers. "These reports show that tho Southern farmers as a class are lees burdened with debt than they liave been at any previous time since Iho war." "In a hundrod years," said Napo leon the Great at St. Ilolena, "Europe will be Cossack or Republican.' Russia has been doing her part to realize the prediction for tho Cossaok, observes the Chicago Timos-Herald. The Russian lrontior has boen moved toward Berlin, Dresden, Munioh, Vienna and Paris about 700 milos. It has boon moved a thousand milos in tho direction of Teheran, 1300 miles nearer British India and COO miles on the roa I to Constantinople. Professor Becker, of the United States Geological Survey, who has just returned from the Alaska gold fields, ttntos that although the precious metal abounds in different parts of Alaska, gold seekers should tako into account Iho hardships and chances of ill-for-luue that they will encounter. Food and other necessaries are very expen sive. Notably rich mines already developed are the Treodnoll, on Doug las Island, which prodtioes $500,000 worth of ore yearly, and the Apolle mine, near DelaroffBay, with a yearly output of 8300,000. Mutual fire insurance among farm crs has proven wonderfully success ful, remarks tho American Agricul turist. The Legislatures of tho Mid dle States have done much to aid thin movement by passing about all tho laws they have been asked to. The huudieds of farmers' mutuals in New York and Pennsylvania represent many millions of dollars' worth of property and without exception the members report adequate protection and a great saving in premiums. Actual losses and the necessary operating ex penses are very small. The money ia retained in the community and does not go to fill the coffers of those al ready rich. It is a practical demon stration of co-operation which con be practiced in other lines where farmers are bonsst an I can trust themselves and each other. Dr. Jameson is reported to have laid in an interview that "our Maxims could have knooked the spots out of thorn, but wo had no ammunition." That is going to be the trouble with the machine guns, especially for armies of invasion, predicts tho Atlanta Con stitution. No ammunition train, no matter how long, can carry cartridges enough to foed these greedy corn poppers winch shoot away in a min ute as many rounds as a soldier can carry. The Maxims and Gatlings are all right in their place, but they will sot lessen the iinportaueo of accurate small arm fire. A beleaguered fortress with big magazines might be able to till the air so full of lead that no liv ing thing could approach, but an army in the field will still find it nec essary to shoot to hit, aud it will take sharp overnight to keep the soldiers from wastyig too much lead even with a magazine rillu, to say nothing of a machine gun spitting from i00 to 1000 bullets ft iuiuute, AS YE WOULD, If I should sco A brother languishing in sore distress, And I should turn and leave bltn com fortless", When t might be A mossongor of hope and happiness How could I ask to have what I denied, In my own hour of bitterness supplied? If I might share A brother's load along the dusty way, And I should turn and walk alone that day, How could I dare- When In the evening watch I knelt to pray- To ask for belp to bear my pain and loss, If I had heeded not my brother's cross? If I might slug A littlo song to cheer a fainting heart And I should sent my lips and sit apart, When I might bring A bit of sunshine for life's ache and smart How oould I hope to have my grief re lieved. If I kept silent whon my brother grlovod? And so I know That day is lost wherein I fail to lend A helping hand to some wayfaring friond; But If It show A burden llghtenod by the cheer I send, Then do I hold the golden hours well spent,' And lay me down to sleep In tweet ccn tout. Edith Virginia Bradt. THE LITTLE OLD MAS. BY CAROLINE CAMBLOS. UI1E high up in a high house, in a poor quarter of Paris, lived a little old man. He blew a horn every li igbt in the orchestra of a theatre. It was rumored he had saved considerable monev. What he would do with this money no one knew; only the mothers in the house hoped he would remember their children when he died. For he loved the children in tho house. There were many children, for many families lived there, so he had much to love. When he went to rehearsal he had to clear a passage on tho stairs, the little ones crowdod so to meet him. lie usually had a paper of sweetmeats for them. Again, whn a child of the house was missed, its mother would trudge up the many stairs to the top most room and say : "M. Clerville, my little ono should be here," and, sure enough, there it would be. When the little ones were disobedi ent, you had but to say : "Ah, if M. Clerville oould see you now," and the naughtiest one became an angel of goodness, - His love for their children made tho mothers hope he would some time bestow sotuo of his savings npon Jaqueline, Armand, and the like. For he had lived here for nearly eighteen years, had worked all that timo and i-peut but little, so he must have saved much. And for what? No one ever came to see him, ho went no where but to tho theatre, and he had no friends save the children. They did not know that the little old mnn was hoarding and saving for a child he had never seen. It was like this: He had once thought that he could compose a great opera. For years and years he had dreamed about it, worked at it. In theso years ho had earned but littlo monoy, his wife toiling hard to sup port herself and hor daughter. At last, just before the daughter's mar riage, M. Clerville finished his opera, sent it to a manager, aud had it re turned to him. His wife was angry; she bad stood so much. She and hor daughter left the disappointed man, hud he had never seen them from that day to this. Ho knew that his daughter had mar ried, that a littlo child hud come. He determined to work and save for this little child. He put away his opera, and weut into an orohestra. This was eighteen years ago. He hud lost sight of his wife and child, and grandchild ; they had drifted somewhere. But one dream remained to him ; he would some time have a goodly sum of money, aud then be would hunt out his grand child and give it to her, thus proving ho had not been entirely useless in the world. He always thought of her as a little child. For this reason he loved all children. Now, one night as he returned from tho theater and was going up to his room, ho beard a Bweet voioo singing a tune he had not hoard for years. Ho stopped on the stairs. The song rose on the quiet air; it was an old Provencal song his mother had sung years ago, the tune he had suug to bis wife in the early happy days, the tune she in turn had sung to their child. Tho door opposite where he was standing opened a young girl stood there. "Mademoiselle," ho said, "I thank you for the song ; my mother sang it to me wheu I was very young." In his garret he thought of the song aud of the young girl what a sweet face hers was. Was it really like a face be bad once known? Ho thought und thought about it until be fell asleep. Now Marie, the young flower maker, was alone in the world, and bad moved into tho house that very day. It pleased her that she had pleused the little old man. So the next uigut when she heard him toiling up the stairs she again saug the old song. "It lmibt be pleasant for him to bo reminded of bis mother," she thou'il. "My mother sang it to me, too, aud now she is dead." The old song took the old man way back to happier days. "And where have I seen a face like this young girl's?" thought ho. Night utter night he beard the sou,' wheu he came home from the the iter ; ho would leave his room door open that bu might hear it to tho end. Occe it was ft t',)U spriug uilil, and the lilacs were blooming he felt it more than ever. "Oh, my dear grandchild," he said, "will I ever, ever find you? And will you ever, ever love me?" Again, one day he met Marie as be wont down the stairs, the children all about him. "Are yon qnite alone, mademois elle?" he asked. "Quite alone," the answered. "My parents are dead. I had a kind grand mother, but she died, too. And this is my birthday, monsieur. I am sev enteen years old." He stepped up to her, raised him solf on bis tip-toes, and kissed her pure white brow. "It is thus I would have embraced my grandchild," ho said to himself, as be hurried away. After that he did not see her for a long while, though bo often heard her singing the old song when be came back from the theatre. Yet, when he was practicing, up in his room, when the children were with bim, when he was blowing his born in tho theatre at all times he thought of Marie, and the thought of her brought back the old feelings he had once had, till he brought out' his opera again, and dreamed once more of being success ful. One day, when he held a sleeping child in his arms and looked down upon its flushed face, be thought, "Marie is young, and should have some one to protect her. I am old why, I am old enough to be her grand father. Her grandfather 1 How strange. "My own granddaughter may be as old as she ! I never thought of thai before." He leaned over the sleeping child, and presently something sparkled on its round check. May be it was a tear that fell from the little old man's eye. Just then, Marie, making flowers down in ber rocm, lifted up her voice and sang the old song of Provenco. After that the little old man was braver in his clothes, and some times he even had a flower in his coat. "I must look well," he said. "Mario shall teach me bow my granddaughter would like me to look. My grand daughter 1 Ah, soon I shall go to her. I have saved a good deal." But he did not see Marie for a good while, and only her song told him she was near. It bade him be hopeful of yet meeting the granddaughter who should love him as he already loved her. Then one night ho came home and tho song was silent. Startled, he hurried np the stairs. In the doorway of Mario's room stood a young man. Mario stood there, too, and eeeing M. Clerville, she began to sing the well known song. But the little old man passed on to his garret. "On," ho thought, "my granddaugh- tner may not love me when she knows me thore may be someone else. The next day the room was locked : the children knocked on the door and called, but be did not heed them. At night, when In went home, Marie was singing tho song, but he hastened to bis room and clotcd the door. Three weeks went on, and M. Clerville often saw tho young man talking with Marie, atd he thought that it might be thus with his granddaughter, and then she would never love him. At the end of the three weeks Marie spoke to him as he came home from rehersal. "The good people in tho house re member that to-morrow is vour birth day, monsieur." sho said. "I was telling Raymond here that you kissed me on my birthday." The young man at ber side nodded. "I kissed you as though you were my grauddaughter," faid the little old mon, "as though I were yourgrand- latner. "My grandfather !'landsho frowned. "My grandfather was a usoless, fool ish creature, not right in bis mind, with the insane idea that he could write an opera. I should despise him if I knew bim." It all flashed upon the little old man her old song, her familiar look. Here is the graudchild he had been saving for for years; the graudchild wnom lis bad longed for for yoars, and whom be bad loved and whose love be had been sure of. And she called bim useless, foolish, not right in his mind, anl vowed that she should despise him if she knew him ! "How old and feeble he is," said the younjf mau, Raymond, watching M. Clerville go up tho stairs. On the morrow Marie and Raymond weut up to tho garret. Marie had a parcel in her baud. The old man's room was full of smoke he had burned his opera. Mario handed him the parcel. With trembling fingers he opened it. There was a littlo wreath of forget-me-nots. "I made it for your birthday," said Marie. "It is my last work. For to morrow I shall be Raymond's wife, caring for no one else." "Caring for no one else!" repeated the old man. "Now suppose your grandfather should bo living " "1 should despise him," interrupted Marie, "He was useless in the world." M. Clervillo took a paper from his breast und gave it to her. "The savings of many years," he said ; "it is your wedding gift." no put tho two happy youug people out and clofco I tho door. He heard Mario singing the old song as she went away, lio held tho wreath of forget-me-nots in his hand, uud bo looked at the grato where smouldered the ushes of his opera, ile listened to Mario's song growing fainter aud fainter; he did not know that tho children had opened tho door and stood looking in at bim. In vaiu Marie waited to b.at. ."eruim that night ; hi step did not sound on the stairs. Sho grew uneasy. At last she had Raymond go with her up to tho garret. She carried a oaudle, and tliut was tho only light in the room, wheu they readied it. Anl there on be I Iny tUt "tCv i.'l'l lU'tu. TU wreath of blue forget-mo-nots was pressed up against his heart that beat no more. Under the candle light be looked almost young. The house was roused, and men and women sorrowed. Had be not loved their children? The dock struck twelve. "It is not too late,"said Marie, with streaming eyes. "He kissed me on my birthday ; I will kiss him on his as his grandohild might do." She leaned over and placed her face beside the white one on the pillow. "No one to love him," fhe wept, "and loving; nothing but the memory of his mother who sang the old song I sing." Ah, but Marie did not know. Home Queen. Statue Hidden by Verdigris. An Egyptian statue, the finest of the kind existing, and as a work of art ranking with the Venus of Milo and the Venus de Medici, has just been discovered in the Egyptian Gallery of the Louvre, almost by accident. It is in bronze, and is the portrait of a queen of the thirteenth dynasty, named Karomana. This statue was covered with a thick coating of verdigris, which concealed its most striking beauties, so that visitors constantly passed it without even suspecting what a treasure was before them. An almost invisible trace of gold having been detected on the surface, it was thought that perhaps some gild ing lay under the verdigris, and tho statue was scraped a little with extreme care. Something was brought to view far different from gilding. Whon the beautiful queen was relieved from her verdigris she was found to be clothed in a robo damascened in gold and sil ver. The workmanship is of tho most exquisite description, surpassing any thing known in ancient or modern art. Indeed, the artists in work of the kind in Paris often stand for hours before this marvel in an eostacy of ad miration and despair. Tho face has a caressing fixity of purpose, not unlike that of the wonderful Venus of Milo in the same building, but even greater delicacy of outline. It sets ono dream ing as to its meaning and mystery. Boston Traveler. Artisan's Dlgccruin? Eye, A stranger in the city stood in front of a Columbus avenue apartment hoUBO in process of construction, ap parently interested in what be saw, and picked up a brick which be turned over in his hand once or twice. "I will give you a job if you want it," said the foreman, who had ob served the stranger. "What kind of a job?" asked the other, as be shook tho brick dust from his gloves. "Laying brick, of course," was the answer. "I know from the way you picked up that brick that you are a brick maeoD, and we are short handed, with the cold weather on us." "Thank yon," answered the stranger. "Once I would have jumped at your offer, for thirty-five years ago I wandered these streets looking for such a job and couldn't find it, though I needed it as much as any poor fel low in the city. I took Greeley's ad vice, and went West, where I have laid tens of thousands of bricks, and employed men to lay millions for me. Now I don't need the work, but am pleased that you recognized in me a member of the craft." The stranger was William MoManus, one of the largest contractors in St. Louis. New York Herald. Mexican I'emeierr. A correspondent desoribes tho queer cemetery of the Mexican city of Gu auajuato. There is hardly room in Guanajuato for the living, so it be hooves thej people to exercise rigid economy in the disposition of her dead. The burial place is on the top of a steep bill, which overlooks the city, and consists of area inclosed by what appears from the outside to be a high wall, but whioh discovers itself from within to be a receptacle for bodies, which are placed in tier?, much as the confines of their native valleys compel them to live. Each apartment in tho wall is large enough to admit one coffin, and is rented for 81 per month. The poor people aro buried in the ground without the for mality of a coffin, though one is usu ally routed in whioh the body h con veyed to the grave. As there are not graves enough to go round, whenever a new one is needed a previous tenant must bo disturbed, aud this likewise happens when a tenant's rent is not promptly paid in advauco. The body is then removed from its place in tho mausoleum, or exhumed, as the case may be, and the bones Are thrown into tho basement below. Boston Trav eler. Ono ot the Charms ol Music. "Do you find your orchestra a pay ing investment?'" I a iked of tho pro prietor of a rt-stauraut. "Indeed I do," he answered. "It's the bet investment about tho restau rant. It makes mypalrous more com fortable and better ple:sed with them selves. People always feel more liberal when hearing music; so thev eat more. Then tho rhythm of the music, increuses tne appetite, particularly for delicacies, and materially increases the ordois. Besides, themusio both draws customers from tho street and holds them after they have entered. Yes, it does puy." New York Herald. Natural Reins and Bridle. Certainly the beurdod freak of the United States is James Brown, who lives near the village of Bealingtou, Brnxtou County, W. Va. His mus tache is the; lougett in the world, be ing exactly six feet from tip to tip. lirowu hasn't shared siuco the war. ilu is i , i I . - tliini six feet lull Mud bus, UV) Lllllt of H llru-Vvs. TOE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE. STORIES THAT ARE TOT,D BT THE FUNNT MEN OF THE PRESS. TheCavallcr'g Lament Not Inconsol ableAn Odd Antediluvian Re taliation Its Value, Ktc, Ktc. I camiot tune my mandolin, Havana! My lady's smiles I fall to win, Havana! For Just when I begin to sing Tho insurgent bullets round me ring. And "snap!'' goes every blessed string, Havana! My lady from her lattice shrinks, Havana! Of shells and flashing swords she thinks, Havana! The wild insurgents rear nnd rip! I would not make a skyward trip, And so, my love, I'll skip, I'll skip Havana! Atlanta Constitution. ITS VALUE. "Now that you've beard the poem tell me what yon think? Oughtn't I to get $10 for it?" "Y-e-e-e-s. Ten dollars or thirty days." FEB SO HIGH. Spencer "Did you feel any pain at all when yon went to that painless dentist's?" Ferguson "Only when be present ed bis bill." AN ODD ANTEDILUVIAN. Teacher "Noah sailed forty days and forty nights." Dick Hicks "And did it all without a yachting cap." WHERE TO FIND THEM. "This age demands men who have convictions," shouted tho impassioned orator. "Whero shall we Cnd thorn?" "In the penitentiary," roplied a man in the gallery. NOT INCONSOLABLE. Passenger "Man overboard 1 Man overboard 1" Mate (carelessly) "Its on'y a deok hand ; bad more' a we wanted, any way." Boston Courier. """""" RETALIATION. "Hurry up, Maud. Mr. Jones has been waiting an hour already." "Humph I Let him wait. Didn't be keep me waiting three years before ho spoke?" Harper's Bazar. INCREDIBLE, Mrs. Snaggs (reading from a news paper) "Gas meter manufacturers have formed a trust." Mr. Snaggs "I can't believe it. No trust is to be placed in gas meters." Pittsburg Chronicle. a mnn OLD one. Teacher "Tommy, you may define the dillercnco between a whilo and a time." Tommy " Wy wy when paw says he is going downtown for a while, maw says she'll bet be is going for a time." Cincinnati Enquirer. FUItF.LY IMAUINAItV, "Mario," said Boggles to bis wife, with au idea of instructing her in political economy, "do you know what civil service is?" "Jasper," said Mr3. Boggles, with memory of recent contact with the cook, "there isn't any." Boston Trausoript. A HOME Ol-ABD. Razzle "That Major Durham you introduced me to doesn't look like a soldier. I'll bet he never drew a sword in his life." Dazzle "You are really mistaken, old man." Razzlo "Well, he may have drawn one in a ruffle." INDISPENSABLE. "You have left out an important statement in this rescue story," said a professor in the School of Journalism to ono of his students. "Indeed, 6ir?" "Yes, yon neglect to say that the boy was rescued just as he was going down for tho third time." INSIDE KNOWLEDGE. Timdiddie "I think Hugh Raugh has more assurance than any mau I ever knew. I've seen biui where a man of uuy sensibility ought to show a littlo embarrassment, but it didn't come out on Ruugh." IIumgruff-"'o? Well, I wish you had my account against him. I tell the man is always embarrassed." THE flKRM AGE. Scene. A schoolroom in tho rear 1900. Teacher (to new boy) "Have yon got your eertitleato of vaccination against smallpox?" "Yes, sir." "ilavo you been inoculatod for croup?" "Yes, sir." "Have you a writtou guarantee that you are proof against whoopiug cough, moaslos and scarlet fever?" fij"Ycs, sir." "Are you provided with your own drinking cup?" "Yes, sir." "Will you make a solemn promise never to exchange sponges with tho other boys ami never to use any other peuoil but vour own?" "Yes, sir." "Do you agree to have your books fumigated Iwith sulphur and your clothes piiriukled with chloride of lima once a week?" "Yes, sir." "Hans, I see that you fulfill nil tho requirements of modem hygienics. Now you can climb over that wire, pltu'e youicelf iman i.-, dated uliiniiuuiu trnt, itud couiiueuuodvii'j,' Clir fiitus." J SCIENTIFIC AX1) INDUSTRIAL. Compressed air operates Paris clocks. London is to have a new under ground railway. The distance to the nearest of the "fixed" stars, as computed by As tronomer Ball, is 20,000,000,000,000 milos. According to the beliefs of tho Ari zona Indians, the Cliff Dwellers built along the bluffs because they feared another deluge. An aerolite which recently fell in Australia bad a spot in one side nearly twelve inches in diameter, which was composed of pure copper. Nicola Tenia has invented an electric machine which, he claims, will cure every organio disease of the human system exoept consumption. French "paste" from which artifi cial diamonds are made, is composed of a mixture of glass and oxide of lead. Rubies, pearls and sapphires are also successfully imitated by the Parisians. The doubtful assertion is made by Professor Hebra, of Vienna, that chil dren under six or eight years of age, whether exposed to the sun or not, do not have freckles. The sun, he says, does not produce freckles. M. Maspero has found that the scarabs and other Egyptian ornaments discovered at Eleusis all belong to tho time of the Ptolemies, and conse quently their discovery does not help the theory that the Eleusinian mys teries originated in Egypt. Mathematical calculations show that an iron ship weighs twenty-seven per cent, less than a wooden one, and will carry 115 tons of cargo for every 100 tons carried by a wooden ship of tho same dimensions, and both loaded to the same draught of water. The vocal cords .in action have boen photographed by Professor Uallock and Mr. Muckey, who have thus shown that the pitch of a nolo is raised by rotating tho arytenoid cartilage with out stretching tho cords at all ; much as a violinist makes high notes by shortening the string by tho pressure of his finger. Some interesting discoveries have recently been made about animal life on the Hawaiian Islands. It appears that all the land and fresh water shells are peculiar in the locality. Nor is this all. Fifty-seven out of the eighty speoimens of birds and 700 out of the 1000 speoies of insects do not exist in any other portion of tho clobe. A workman in a limestono quarry at Maquoketa, Iowa, the other day found imbedded in the rock, twenty-live feet below the surface, a fly. Tho fossil is perfect. The feelers and legs and doli cate wings, as well as the body, are as complete as when the insect alighted and stuok in tho ooze away back in the upper Silurian period ages ago. Professor Raoult, of Greuoblo, has received the biennial prize of $1000 from tho Academio des Sciences for his discovery of the numerical ratio between the molecular weight of a substance and tho difference produoed on the freezing point of the liquid that dissolves it, as well as on the ex pansion of the vapors of the liquid. A Bird Story. A few years ago a lady living iu tho Via.Volturno, in Rome, had some pet canaries in cages, which she every day hung out on a balcony iu front of her kitchen window. Sho observed a spar row frequently come and perch on one of the cages, and one evening when she brought in her birds sho unawares brought in also tho littlo wild visitor perohed on its favorito cage. It showed no fear, and peeked tho crumbs she offered it. Evoning after evening the same bird continued to como iu with its imprisonod friend. Au empty cage with food was left near, aud iu this it made iti ubodo at night, the door always being left open. Spring came and tho sparrow flow away; then tho summer passed, and with the shortening days she returned, boldly entering the kitchen, sur rounded by a brood of four or live lit tlesparrows. She hadcotue, it seemed, to greet ber old friend, and iutroduco her treasures to her. They ull con fidingly ate tho crumbs scattered for them on tho kitchen fioor. Soou win ter came, aud with it tho sparrow agaiu as au established lodger "with board." Agui,n tho soft breeze of a Southorn spring whispurol of new nests and broods, and the sparrow How away, but this timo, ulasl to return no more. Tho Spectator. A Simplifying Process. ' Tho preparation of rumio fiber for manufacture has been attended with a great deal of troublesome detail. Of late, thero have beeu marked im provements iu tho machinery used for this purpose. The new inventions reduce tho power required and in crease the capacity of tho machiues to such au exteut that eight or ten tons of green ramie stalks may be haudlcd in a day. There U a tenacious gum iu the stalk, however, that his beeu au obstaolo in tho way of its successful preparation. This is now being neu tralized by new proccsse-s, and the latest machines claim to bo able to prepare tho fiber and make it ready for spinning ut a cost not exceeding seventeen cents per pouud. in is in- i eludes the cost of the raw material, the bleaching uud eleauiug. The j Lodger. i A Mo ltd Country. In Iceland thero are neither prisons, soldiers, druulieuuess nor police. Col onized iu 871, it soou alter became independent, uud its isolated position, far away from tbj beateu truck of ooeau commerce, has preserved its population from many of tho vices which soem utmost inseparable lroui a high statu of commercial prosperity und extensive intercourse w ith the rest, pf iimukiud. A SONO OF LIFE. Bolls the old world ever rlk'ht. dear, Hun by day and stars by night, dear; Here Is rhyme, nnd here Is reason; Btill the red rose comes in s-a-on; Iu tho flebls the toilers sowing. Hear tho harvest bugles blowiu.': Life, my dear, is joy and w-ep'ng Sowing time, and time for reaping. Take thy task If joy nr sorrow; Still the dark will bring the morrow. In the Btorm the birds are singinc. And the bolls ot heaven arc ringing. Atlanta Constitution, HUMOR OF THE DVT. Trying to bo witty is like trying to be pretty. Fliegendo U'netter. A woman may bo quite given to wringing her hands nnd vet not be very much of a belle. Richmond Dis patch. "Does Scribbles write mi d v stories?" "Well, I should say so; he has to use an incubator to hatch his plots." Chicago Record. "I don't mind getting caught," said the fox, bitterly. "What grinds me is that they set this trnp for a rabbit !" Chicago Tribune. Mildred I wouldn't marry the best man in tho world." Mr. Suitor "Thero is no danger; tho brido never . gets the best man." Tit-Bit?. "HasMrsCatchonau artistic home?" "Yes; her pictures aro hung so low that you have to lie down on tho floor to look at them." Chicago Record. A Dark Subterfuge: Effic "Jack, papa said we must not tee each other anymore." Jack "Indeed ! Shall I turn tho gas out?"---Uarper's Bazar. "Yes, Doctor, it still hurts" me. to breath in fact, the only trouble uow seems to be my breath." "Oh, well, I'll give you something that will soou stop that." Life. Peasant (to conductor) "I haven't . quite enough money to go homo on tho flyer. Couldn't you go a littlo slower and tako ino on au ordinary ticket ?" Fliogcndo Blaetter. MaBter-""IIow was this vaso smashed, Mary I" Mury "If you please, sir, it tumbled down and broke itself." Master "Hump 1 The au tomatic brake agaiu !" Tit-Bits. "Why is it," said Mrs. Wilbur to tho ragman, "that yon don't buy old paper anymore?" "I saves money by sub scribin' direct for the Sunday news papers, ma'am," said tho ragiDun. Harper's Bazar. She Wus Warm: "Darling," soid Mr. McBride iiolicitonsly, "I am afraid you are not dressed warmly enough." "Do I look stylish, dear?" asked his wife. "Yes; perfectly stunning." "Then I am very comfortable, thank you. "---Life. Adjustable: "You must have mis understood me, waiter. Those aro veal cutlets, breaded, nrcu't they?" "Y-yos, sab." "I ordered pork teu dorloin." "Yes, suh. Jes' take off do breaded part of it, sab, au' dare am do po'k toudahline, soli." Chic ago Tribune. "I don't know who you are, sir," said the red-haired man iu tbe restau rant, turning to the guest with tho chin whiskers, "but you're a geutle mau." "How did you tin! it out," inquired tho other. "You have sat by me half an hour an 1 haven't looked onco to see what the figures are on my check." Chicago Tribune. Hard Fate: "This, ladies aud gen tlemen," said tho dime-museum orator, leading his audienco over to tho next plutform, "is tho armless wuuder, Sig. Basil Ragstock, who was not only born without arms, but is also deaf and dumb. Tho great grief of his life, ladies and geutlemeu, is that he can neither say anything nor can ho saw wood. Chicago tribune. Con!a,':o:i in Rank Nofcv. A well-known bauk cashier was talk ing tho other day about th' possibili ties of contagion in toiled bank notes, and took occasion to remark that a much cleaner lot of paper inouey was uow iu circulation tu in formerly. Tho banks, ho said, now send their soiled notes to tho United Wtutes Treasury to be destroyed us soon as a sullioieut quantity accumulates to justify it, uud uow notes are issued iu their place. This has beeu rendered not only pos sible, but udvisable, owing to tho in creased facilities for printing bank notes. Oue never sees a soiled bank note in Loudon. They are nil crisp and white uud now, simply because tho Bank of Euglund never lets a uoto go out tho second tune. Although the average life of a Bauk of Kiigluud uoto is said to be live days, tho notes; which Uud their way to tho rolomctt aro kept iu circulation for yerus1, ami theso aro found to Iu iu au iv-n wor.su condition thuu our owu greenbacks Philadelphia Record. They (Jut Fveu Willi linn. Our Vienna corresmm lent tele graphs: A remarkable in -nK-ut took place on Sunday in one ot tlio elegant restaurauts here. A few weeks ago A workman who entered the restaurant uud ordered a glass of beer was refused tho same, first by a waiter uud thi u by the landlord liitnse1!. A .roiip of geutlemeu seated ut I i'iIo near here upon invited tuj man to sit with them uuil ordered Iho beer for lr.iu. Tiio landlord then insulted tie v.Uolo group, and u regular s.iul.it lol lowed. On Sun lay ttflei u,).iu 'J ill workmen entered the lelani.iut iu small group-, uud tiiough they or dered only one ulass ol beer each, they ntayod until nwht, e.eeupviuy every seat and every ta le, so that mi one else could get u pliu'.. !J loio they loft they saug tho ".-Song of Work" iu chorus. The proprietor of the rest.iu luut, to whom this w.n a KM Sunday, bus tiuco been to the workmen's paper uud declared that ho was ready to givo uuy kind of nitislaitiou to the griuvej woiUmuu. Lou Ion Nw,