Tiie Forest Republican Is publlilioj every Wednesday, by J. E. WENK. Office in Smearbanga & Co.'i Bulging ELM STREET, TIONE8TA, TA. Torim, - Sl.iml'otYoar, No subscriptions received for a shorter period than throo month. Correspondence sollollej from nil parts of ths country. No notloa will ba taken of imonymous conimunlaatlons. RATI OF ADVERTISinOl For t R On. Sqnara, on. 1Mb, an Inm Moa. .1 On. Square, on. Inch, en. month.... On. Fquara, on. Inob, tbrM months.. OnaHquars, on. inch, on year,.,... Two Bqurx on. year Quarter Column, on. ;sr,H 1 m w 00 1 15 m m M oc oc no liau Uolumn, on. ym&r tin. uommn, on. yr 100 Og Legal advarUMmaats Urn eats par lima sch lBMTtloa. Marriages and death aottata gratia, All bill, for yearly ad vertttaratnt qaartarlv. Temporary advartMamtBta M paid la advanoa. Job work oaah oa d.l.'rary. VOL. XXVIII. NO. 39. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, JAN 15, 189G. S1.00 PER ANNUM.! EPUBLICAN. German women nave been appealod to by the International Woman's League for Tcaee in'Taris to help thorn in bringing about a general disarmament. Count Oknmn's proposition of a world's fnir iu Japan is a sensible one, thinks the Now Orleans rioayuue. The Occidental attendance at an Oriental exposition would be immense. Ilenry Wattcrson, editor of the Lonisvillo Courier-Journal, is gcing to write a life of Abraham Lincoln from the standpoint of an ex-Confed-rrate who admires tho genius "of tho martyred President. Four professors of the University of California, after listening, as judges, to a publio dubnto on the New Wo man movement, voted rolidly against tho New Woman, deciding that the movement "is not for tho best inter ests of the race." Alphonse Daudot, the French nov elist, has been sorely troubled by his uncomplimentary remark about Eng lish women. He declared the other day that ho bad decided to say noth ing about women in the future, be cwse this "sex, usually callod feeblo, has too many defenders when at tacked.' The Pennsylvania Railroad Com pany has BRke.l all the important linos using Pullman sleepers to join in a request to tho Pullman Company to reduce the price of upper berths twenty-five per cent, below the prioe charged for lower berths. Pullman cars are ran on 127,000 out of 173,000 miles of road in this country. Feminine caprice in dress has ruined many a flourishing industry, and now tho Calais lacemakers are the sufferers. Tho present fancy for thick heavy guipure laces prevents sale of tho fine delicate fabrics wrought in the neigh borhood of Calais. Calais manufac turers hive distributed their laoe free to Tnrishu shops, but customers will not take it up. The tiuth of the a Inge that an hour oT sleep before midnight is worth two hours after midnight is questioned by Dr. E. T. Colby, who states that ho made some study of the subject while iu naval service during the Civil War. The ship's company on shipboard officers and men alike stand four hour watches day and night, with the interpolation of a dog-watch of two hours to change tho time of each set of men on successive days. These men are therefore obliged to get their re quired sleep very irregularly, but in more thau two years of observation Pr.. Colby could never discover that the watcn officer and men wore not a fully refreshed by their sleep as were the medical and pay officers, who etand no watch, and have hours as reg ular as any householder. In the varied industries of our cities, where many workers are employed at night and must sleep by day, further evidonoe could doubtless be found that the time when sleep in obtainod has not the in fluence upon health and longevity for luorly attributed to it. , Tennessee hie planned and is now conducting an industrial exposition of interstate uud international scope to celebrate the one hundreth anni versary of her admission into tho Union, to open at Nashville, the capi tal of the State, September 1, 1895, and to continue 109 days. The plans call for twenty main buildings to be grouped aronud a lake, a military plaza, and a reproduction of the Par thenon at Athens, standing snow white and alone in the middle upon a high terrace. In the maiu exposition buildings Tennessee will present in classified form under appropriate de partments the evidenoes of her re sourceful mines, her fertile fields and her numerous manufactures. She in vites every other State aul foreign land to come and plaoa its exhibits t ide by side with hers, and will make 110 charge for the space occupied. The management to wh-ioh has been in trusted the details of the fair desire that the most unique and the most complete exposition possible may re mit from their labors. For Teuues-M-'u's purt more than 1000 prominent men and women scattered throughout the State are said by the managers to be working earnestly aud patriotically, aud without talury, preparing exhib its. For other States, 4 'roe sparse iu large buildings for exhibits and sites for individual edifices are offered, unl the management will reader all assist ance to such commissioners as are ap pointed for tha fuocessful perform unco of their duties. "1'euuessee," tay tho uiaua'ers, "is in earnest aud the will prove again by her exposi tion the iituets of the term 'Volunteer Slate,'" WHEN MY SHIP COMES IN. My ship comes sailing In from the soa,. And I am glnd as glad can bp. Oh! I have kissed my love to-night, And all life SMms one calm delight. My ship comes in. my ship comes Iu. My ship comes sailing up ths son, And life Is like a dream to me. The stars look larger than before The moon Is silver now. The dool ' Of Paradise seems open wide As yon ohurch-door for my fair brde. My ship comes in, my ship comas tnj My ship oomw climbing up the sen, And land and sea are fair to me. I kaow full well In my ship's hold Lie neither gorgeous silks nor gold) But obi I know my lov. loves me And ask no mora of Ian t or sen. My ship comes in, my ship comes In; My ship has crossed the lonesome sen, And I am glad as glad onn be. --Joaquin Miller, In His "rooms." A BAN ON THE NAME. AM Agnes Grey, or at least that jgc-' when, one bright uu.uu.w MWJ, kUU sky as blue as though there never oonld be another oloud in it. I camo home across fields from Nellie Iiobart wedding, when my foot caught in the grass, where some boys had tied it, and down I fell, twisting my ankle aud hurting my head so thet for a while I knew noth ing. At last I felt some one lift me off tho ground, and opened my eyes to see that it was a great, swarthy, blaok eyed girl of seventeen or so a girl with all her tangled ourlstuoked under a'dress which wsi not ladylike, bntshe had the voice and manner of a lady, and she asked me very kindly if I were much hurt; and, seeing that I was, picked me np in her strong arms, and carried me through a garden gate, and into a little parlor, where she laid mo on a sofa and bathed my head with roso water, and told mo to keep up my courage for "Gideon had gone for a dootor." That name told me where I was. I was under a roof that I had never thought would shelter me, no matter what came to pass. I would have risen and gone away, if I could have stirred from the odd old sofa, for this was Gideou Leed's old homestead, and here dwelt the children of the man who, sixteen years before, had been hung for the murder of my Unole Matthew. I was but a baby when it all happened, but I could remember how the whole village was astir in searoh of the missing man, and how a body was found, at last, in the heart of Aloott's woods, and how the facts that there had been a quarrel between Gideon Lee and Unole Matthew, and that Gideon Lee owed the latter money, and how they were last seen together quarreling in Gideon's gar den, where a bloody handkerchief marked M. G. was found soon after, brought Gideon to the gallcws. Ter haps hearing tho story afterward from my grandfather made mo fancy I re membered it ; but, at all events, the name I had learned to hate was that of Gideon Lee, and now it was the child born on the day of her mother's death, tho very day on whioh the fath er met hia awful fate, who lifted me from the ground, dusky Madge Lee, who had never founda playmate nor a friend in the village, because of the ban upon ber father's name, and Gid eon, the son, who had been old enough to understand it all at the time, who oame in with old Dr. Humphries soon after. They were not poor people. The gray stone house was a substan tial one, and the farm had prospered in Gideon's hands, and thero were more books and pictures and tokens of refinement within than country homes generally boast of ; but even the farm hands spoke contemptuously of the "son of the man who was hung," and the servants who were hired by Madge Lee were not natives of the place. And here was I, Matthew Grey's own nieoe, lying uudur the roof, and like to be there some time, for the dootor forbade my removal. "I must go home I must go away from this house," I said, angrily and feverishly. And Mudge, looking down on me as an Indian prinoess might, with her dark eyes aglow, said, in a bitter voice, "Never fear, Miss Grey, we'll not murder you," and somewhat abashed me, haughty as I was. Grand pa was away from home, or I thiuk even the risk of my life would not have kept him from taking me home ; and I grew ill and delirious, and Madge Lee nursed me as a sister might, and Gideon was kinder thau a brother. He found sweet flowers dripping with dew in the woods; and he sang, as I never heaid anyono sing before, those Scottish ballads that are lovelier than auy other luusio ever written to my mind, and it ended by my loving them. So when I was well enough to go away, I took Madge's hand in mine and said, "How shall I ever thank you for your tender caro of me?" "And she answered : Agnes Grey, the only gratitude I ask is belief iu us. The people down there," and she pointed with her brown hand toward the town, 'call us the children of a murderer. We are the children of a martyr instead. I never saw my father, but we both know that he is innocent. Your Uncle Matthew for give me, but it is the truth was a wild, bad fellow. He quarreled with my father, not father with him, and the debt was paid. And for the bloody handkerchief, he had cut bis hand and unbound and washed it and tied it op afresh in mother's very sight thaf, day. Don't be 0 cruel as to doubtji', Agnes Grey." And then she brought me the pie ture that thoy kept as a sacred relio, and verees writ ton by his hand, and tender love-letters, yellow with age ; and as I looked at the face, so sweet, so good, so like that of the Gideon Lee I knew, I folt sure that those who stood before me, though they were the children of the man who was bung, were not the offspring of a murderer. And afterwards Gideon also spoke. "It is hard for us to bear," he said "hard to know that We must bear it all onr lives ; but, if you only see the truth if only without proof you will understand that we know no murder was ever done by our dear father's hand we, who have his pictured face upon the wall, the letters written to our mother, the words our mother wrote, begging ns to read them often when she was dead, and never doubt the man who, on his knees in the con demned cell, oallingon God to witness his last words, had sworn to the wife who woul 1 have love 1 him even had he, in some hasty moment, dealt a fatal blow, that he knew nothing of Matthew Grey a death, and even donbted that he was dead at all if you can believe with us, and not with those who were his murderers, I, at least, shall have a lighter heart." And I put my hand into his, and gave the other to Madge, and said hon estly : "I do believe as you do, and I al ways will." A pretty scandal there was through the town when 1 began to go down to the gray stone house to see my friends. I knew it, and fought it bravely. "Gideon Leo never killed any one," I vowed aloud to those who chided me. "I will not ban his children for tho fault of others." But thero, in the village, were those who had been at the trial, and eleven of the jurymen, and the Jadgeand the Sheriff and the witnesses, and under a stone in the graveyard were the bones that had been sworn to as Uncle Matthew's, and in a bleak, lonely spot tor they refused it burial in holy ground the coffin of the man who was hang; and how dared I, a baby almost at the time, to judge for my self? I knew they were right enough, but I never faltered. I was as sure as Madge was that her father never killed Unole Matthew. They would not come to my home. Indeed, grandfather would have had the door olosod in their faces, but nothing could keep me from them. And it was dangerous work for me, too, as I began to know before long, to sit so much by Gideon Lee's side, to hear his voioo so often, to feel my heart thrilling with a loving pity for him for whioh I have no words. He was my wounded and despised knight, this dear Gideon Lee, before I had known him three short months, and I would have given my life for him. But he said no word of love to me, nor I to him. We were sitting together one even ing, when grandfather walked into our midst and clutched me fiercely by the arm. No need to repeat the words he ut tered. The insults stung me as sharp ly as they could Gideon Lee's chil dren. . But he forbade me ever to speak to them again, and took me home with him. The last glimpse I caught of the brother and sister showed them to me standing hand-in-hand, their fingers clutched tight, their teeth set, their faces white with wrath, uuder the bright moonlight. It was my last glimpse for many years, for the day after this we sailed for England. Grandfather was an Englishman, and it was partly to revisit his native land, and partly to put tba ocean between the Lees and me, that he took the voy age. But he could not tear my heart from them. I loved them better than any people I ever met ; most of all, I loved Gideon. But I never heard of him or from him, nor could guess whether he lived or died, remembered or forgot me, for three long years. At tha end of that time my poor grandfather died, and I, his heiress, returned to my native land a rich wo man and my own mistress. Thisoodi oil to his will had left me all : "I, Henry Grey, having cause to fear that my beloved grandchild is easily misled by artful persons, and is not guileful enough to understand their guile, do, for her own welfare, add this proviso, that, should she ever give ber hand in marriage to the son of the murderer of my son, Matthew Grey, all claim upou the moneys and estates above bequeathed her shall be forfeited, and said property go, with out reserve, to the Hospital of Saint Martha and tuechuroh attached there unto, to be used by the trustees of said church and institution as they see fit." But, despite this codicil, I went down into the valley iu which Gideon Lee's homestead stood before I had been at homo a day. It was sunset when I reached it, but the light did not, as of yore, gild the panes of the upper windows to sheets of burnished gold. Every Bhutter was closed, and the house seemed to frown upon me. The garden bad run wild, the fields lay desolate, the broken branches of the orchard trees told of boyish depre dation. Strange cattle grazed in the meadow, aud Hover's kou nel was empty. I went up to the old porch aud found there, wet with rain aud tangled in the dead relios of last year's morning glory vine, a scarlet ribbon, one Madge must have worn. No oue could tell me anything of Gideon Loc'e children, exoept what the empty house had told me that they were gone. I had lost them. 1 was not happy, I c ild not be gay. I could not care for anything very uiuob, aud 1 lived a quiet life for two long years, aud let those call me cold and proud who would, I was not cold, but those who courts! we wcra Gidoou Lee's cue- mles, ani had persecuted pretty Maige since her new birth, and had done their innocent father to death, and I had hated them for it, though I said nothing. But at last, one bright morning, walking np the road to look at the desolate dwelling where I had come to love Gideon Lee's children, I saw a change in it. The windows were open ; a man was at work in the gar den. Three figures in traveling cos tume had just entered the broad porch, and a carriage Btood at the gate. I knew Gideon's tall figure at a glanco ; bnt who was this superb, glowing, beautiful, with a look of tri umph on her face who came toward me? And who was that old man, with the strange, sarcastic smile, that I fancied I had seen before? As I advanced, I knew that it was Madge Madge, grown to be a mag nificent woman Madge, who kissed me ns of yore, and who left me in a moment alone with Gideon, and drew the stranger away with her. And Gideon held my hand, and I oould only say, "It has been very long," and try to hide my tears I "It has been long for me, Agnes t" he said. And then there was a pause. He broke it by saying : "Yon are Miss Agnes Grey, and the world honors yon. I am the son of the man who was hung. Even now, loving you as I do as I have all this weary while that stands between us, a barrier you could not cross. Is it not so? Were I all else I am not, and 1 so worthy of you, I should still be j Gideon Lee, and an outcast branded j with Cain's brand, and yon could neither love nor wed me!" Could I say, "I love you?" It was not in maidenhood to do that. It was impossible. I trembled ; I falt ered. "It is an unjust brand) My eyes never see it I" He showered kisses on my hand?, but he spoke again. "Do you dare to do it, Agnes to love an outcast, to bring upon yourselt contempt and hate; to relinquish wealth for the humble life of a simple farmer? Is your love strong enough for this? Will you never repent?" "Never!" I said, "When your gold is gone, yonr land another's, your friends turned to enemies and your name your very name, Agnes, that of the man who was hung?" he asked slowly. "Think! can you bear that igno miny?" And I took my hands from his and laid them on hia shoulders and said Bat no matter what I said. I have forgotten the words that told him that I loved him too well to doubt my oouraga to bear anything for his sake. But suddenly, as ho knelt there, looking up into my eyes, I saw a look in his face that I could not under standa look that made me cry out; and I saw the others draw near, and I saw Madge clasp her brother'a hand, and the old man held out both of his to me. "Wo hava been parted five years," said Gideou. "In that time I hava been searching for something that I believed must be hidden in the wide world. I have found it." "What is it," I cried. "Could any earthly thing bnt one embolden me to speak as I have spoken to yon?" said Gideon. "Do you think that I would ever have offered any woman a name that would have made her an ontoast? That which I sought, that whioh I found, was a living proof of my father's innooence. Look I do yon not know this man?" And I turned my eyes upon the old man, who had taken my hand in his, and I knew that 1 looked upon my Uncle Matthew. The whole town knowns the story now. He has told them how, yielding to his wandering impulses, he left, as he had done once before, the home and friends of his early manhood, and, far from all news of Christian lands, dwelt in the Arab's tent upon the desert, and wandered with him over the burning sands, loving the life too well to leave it, and never hearing of Gideon Lee's unjust condemnation, or of his terrible fate, until his son stood before him. They speak of Gideon Lea's children now as of those of a martyr, and the ban is lifted from the name that 1 have taken for my own. 'Career ot a Fauiom Surgcsn, The London Lancet says of the lata Frofessor Barduloben that "his surgi cal oareer extended over more than half a century; he began his work at the time when anaesthetics were first used, and closed it when surgery dares successfully to attack every organ of the humau body. Although not per sonally connected with any striking inventions or methods, he was always ready to avail himself of new meehods in Burgery. When more than fifty years old, at a period of life when a change of habits is seldom seen in medical men, he, with the lato Fro fessor Volkmauu, made the autiseptio method first known to the profession of his couutiy, and in spite of the scepticism which Sir Joseph Lister's work met with iu tho beginning, he was one of his most ardent champions in Germany." Freseuce oi Mind at ths l'olut ot Ilea Hi. Death came to Captain H. C. Mc Laughlin, of the steamer Resolute, while he was in the pilot house steer ing his boat across San Francisco har bor the other day. As he felt his senses leaving him he intuitively reached forward and rau the relief hell for the mate. When the mate reached the pilot bouse the captain was lying on the floor, senseless, aud in a minute or two he was dead. Early that day he had picked up a horse shoe near the wharf, aud took it aboard, telling his friends that it meant good luck for him. New York Suu. THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE. STORIES THAT ARE TOLD BT THE FUNNY MEN OP THE PRESS. "Is Rival Too Sudden A Genteel """ Kmployment Xo Reward Ac counted For, Ktc, Etc. 8h was happy In the love of him Hhe married tor his pelf; Though she adored another Tbat other was herself. Fuel:. TOO SrDDES. Cholly "How would aw like to own a little aw puppv, Miss Mon ey fnl?" Miss M. "This is so sndden, Mr, Softloigh."New York Herald. A GENTEEL EilTLOYMENT. Mrs. A. "Is it true that yonr son holds the appointment of warden in a jail?" Mrs. R. "Yes, but only criminals of good family ere imprisoned there." NOT A TOTAL LOS.- Towno "I hear yon had a fire out at your house at Lonesomchurst. Did it do much damage?" Hubbubs "No, not much ; we had it ont before the local fire company got there." Puok. TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE. Goodfello "If my clothes were not too big for you, I'd give you an old luit." . Hungry Hank (gratefully) "Boss, if you'd give me 'the price of a square meal, I warrant they' fit mo all right." Truth. MATHEMATICAL OEXIT'8. Teacher "Now suppose there were five boys going skating, and they had only three pairs of skates ; how many boys would have to look on?" Boy "I know; the two that got the worst of the fight." Harper's Bound Table. NO REWARD. "Well, my littto boy," said ths nr bane visitor, "what does mamma give you for being good to-day?" "3ho doesn't givo mo anything," said the youngster in an injured tone. "I am just good for nothing." De troit Free Press. - ACCOUNTED FOR. Farmer Waybaok "Only thiuk, Samanthy ; thet rich Mr. Vanderbilk allows his wife five .thousand dollars a month fer pin-money alone." Mrs. Waybaok "Wa al, Josh, I nf fen think an' uster wonder where all th' p.ns went to, an' now I know." J udge. THEY WERE WELL NAMED. "These suits," seid the salesman, "are fitted with our great Corbett Fitzsimmons prize fight buttons." "Er ?" faltered the customer in quiringly. "Yes," explained the salesman, "they never como off. "Rockland fribune. ALWAYS IN STOCK. " Dyspeptic Customer "The doctor says coffee isn't good for me, anil I must quit drinking it. Haven't you some preparation that makes a good substitute for coffee?" Grocer "Yes, sir. Our 'Pure After sinner Java, ready ground, at twenty eents a pound, is an excellent er imitation, sir." Chicago Tribune. TROOP POSITIVE. Gladys "What are yon going to do when you leave college?" Toin "Ob, live on my income, I gness." Gladys "A man as clever as yon might do something to piove his cleverness." Tom "Living on my income would prove me one of the cleverest finan ciers of the age." Life. A SCaClESTlVE CONVERSATION. "Mr. Smith, I suppose you've heard tbat the year 1900 will not be a leap year?" "Ye es, Miss Jones." "So that thero will be no chanoe to to that is, no chance between 1890 and 2004." "Genius, Miss Jonee, makes its own opportunities. But I fear I'm staying too late. Good night !" New York Recorder. AN EASY INTRODUCTION. The young man had gone into a de partment store to buy a fountain pen. The girl in charge of the fountain pen show case had supplied him with a sheet of paper, a bottle of ink and several of the pens, and in trying them, one after auother, he covered the sheet with the words "lompus Fugit," tho girl looking on with a kindly interest. "If you buy one and it doesn't suit you, Mr. Fugit," she remarked, "yon can bring it back aud change it." Chicago Tribune. AN EVEN TIIINO. "My friend," he t-uid in the soft tremulo whioh bespeaks the meudi cant, "I'm in hard hick." The man whom ho was endeavoring to touch only walked tho faster. "I'm hungry and sleepy aud I ain't pot a thing ter eat nor any place ter lay my head." "I haven't anything for you. I've heard all that before.') "Heard it before! Why, look 'ere, mister, this aiu't no prize coutest for originality. An' if it is, you ain't got none the best o' me," he went on, slackening his paoe, and dropping be hind, "I've heard what you said be fore ; 'bout 'leven thousand tiii:e at the lowest calo'latiou." Washington Star. SCIEXTIFIC AM) I.NHCSTRIATj, Tahiti, in the South Seas, is now lighted by electrio lamps. Tho Lako street elevated railroad, iu Chicago, expects to have a completa electrical equipment by tho first of next February. Twenty-fivo per cent, of all tho babies born in Russia die before they are a year old, and forty -two per cent, do not reach the age of four. A mining expert declares that there are large deposits of gold-bearing gravel in Nebraska, not far from Lin coln, and that much of it is "fabu lously rich." Of 597 trees struck by lightning in Moscow, Russia, 302 were white pop lars. The planting of these trees a? protectors against lightning is there fore recommended to farmers. There is said to be a scarcity o! Cuban cedar for cigar boxes since the outbreak of the revolution in that country, A good substitute, and one often nsed, however, is cumber wood, whioh is dyed to the popular color. An immense flywheel, twenty-eight feet in diameter, having a face four feet broad and weighing 180,000, is on its way from Philadelphia to Joliet. 111. It is being transported in two sections on two cars built for the par pose. In Siom thera is a species of small black ant officered by mounted "gen erals." Among the working troops move at regular intervals'monster ants elephants as compared to the others and on each of these sits or rides one of the small ants, evidently in command. It was supposed that aluminum was a mineral that would not tarnish or deteriorate undor any ordinary use, but aooording to naval officers its use for naval vessels will not do at all. Thoy say that specimens submitted to tests in salt water hava practically crumblod to pieoes. Such is the clearness of the atmos phere in the vioinity of Arequipa, Peru, that from the observatory, 8950 feet above the sea, a black spot one inch in diameter, placed on a white disk, has been seen on Mt. Charohani, a distance of eleven miles, through a thirteen-inoh telesoope. New bread and hot morning rolls have been condemned as injurious and diffioult of digestion. However true this charge may be, the use of new broad appears, even from the hygienic point of view, to have some compen sating advantages. Dr. Troitiki states that he has found that new and uucut bread contains no micro-organisms, as the heat necessary to bake the bread necessarily destroys them, while soon after exposure many microbes, not in frequently pathogenic, are to be found on the loaves. - Musiles ot the Hail'!. In the palm of the band and between the metacarpal bones there are small muscles (lumbrioales and interossei) which perform the finer motions expanding the fingers and moving them in every direction with quick ness and delicacy. These small mus cles, attached to the near extremities of tho bones of the fingers where they form the first joint, being inserted near the center of motion, move tha ends of the fingers with very great ve locity. They are the organs whioh give the hand the power of spinniu;, weav ing, engraving and as they produce the quiok motions of the musician's fingers, they are oalled by anatomists fidioinale?. The combined strength of all the muscles, in grasping, must ba very great; indeed, the power is ex hibited when we soe a sailor haojia by a rope and raising his wholo body with one arm. What, then, must be the pressure upon the hand? It would be too much for the texture even of bones and tendons, and cer tainly for tho blood vessels and nervoe, were not the palms of the hands, tho insida of the fingers and their tips, guarded by cushions. To add to this purely passive defense there is a mus cle which runs across the palm, and more especially supports the onshiou on the inner edge; it acts powerfully as we grasp, aud it is this musolo whioh, raising the edge of the palm, hollows it and adapts it to lavo watsr, formiug the cup of Diojenos, San Francisco Chronicle. VulkltiT lor Health. When there is no orgauio weakness which isaggravuted by the exertion, it is the easiest and pleasautest tlnni? to walk right into health. Of course, there is no virtue in a dawdling walk. The slow and languid dragging of one foot after the other, which some peo ple call walking, would tire an ath lete ; it utterly exhausts a weak per son, and that is the reason why many delicate people think they cannot walk. To derive any benefit from ex ercise, it is necessary to walk with a light, elastic step, which swiugs the weight of the bo ly so easily from oue leg to tho other that its weight is not felt, aud which produoes a healthy glow, showing that the sluggish blood iu stirred to action in the most remote veins. This sort of walking exhilarate? the whole body, gives tone to the m-rves, and produces just that sort of healthful lutigue which encourages souud, rostful sleep. Demorest't Muijazine. Cryutoxruiii 011 a Headstone, In the northeastern corner of 'Irin ity .-hurcnyard a eertaic James Les sou u buried, aud purt of the incrip tion on his headstone is in the form of a cryptogram. The inscription is very short ; but as oue letter is used four times, and as this happens to be the oue iu most geuoral use, and also taking into account the place iu which it is found, it requires little penetra tion to find the hidden meauiug : "lie member Dsath 1" Now Vorli Advertiser, MITIOB1ES. As a p-rfnme doth remain In the folds where It h.itii lair. 80 the thoug.it of you remaining Deeply folded In my brain. Will not leave me, all tiling leave ai You remain. Other thoughts may eo-nc and go, OJher moments I may know. That shall waft me. In their goinj, As a breath blown to and fro. Fragrant memories; frajnnl oiomoriei Come and go. Only thought of yon remain It my heart where they havj lain. Perfumed thoughts of yon r.Mnainiu- A hid sweetness In my braiu. Others leave rae; nil things leave mo; You remain. Arthur Symons. . 11UJI0R OF THE HAY. It does not cost mora than tho prici of two or three ice creams to be a hero to a girl. Atchison Globe. The greatest trouble about blessings in disguise is their dilatoriness about discovering thomselves. Puck. It is said that the idea of the toboggan-slide first suggested itself to a man while swallowing a raw oyster. Lots of room tor clieerfuldes, Though it rains a flood Let's he thankful that It's not, Blush instea 1 of mil l . Silious "Leave me alone with my thoughts!" Cynicus "What perfec tion of solitude!" Philadelphia Bsc ord. There is a difference between a cold and the grip ; but yon will not realiza it until you receive the doctor's bill. Truth. Poet "Hope springs eternal in tho human breast." Cynic "Yes. That the pool of disappointment may never go dry." Truth. "dappy Thought:" Mom. (from note-book of careless man) "When nothing elso to do, wind up my watuh. It saves time." Punch. There nr! bacilli in n kiss, I've heard it onct) or twiee: I really didn't know did you? -That germs could he 90 niee. Washington Sla-. Tisitor "But this portrait of Mr Bulger is a good deal more than life size." Artist "I know it. That is the size ho thinks he is." Boston Bulletin. Bowlder (excitedly) "I tell you, sir, this town isn't big enough to hold us both." Waugh (calmly) "All right. When are yon going away?" Somerville Journal. "I am not going to tako my meals at the Hash restaurant any longer." "Why not?" "I heard the proprio tor tell a delinquent customer to 'pony up!"' Detroit Free Prees. j! Proprietor "I can't engago yon; your feet are too large!" Clerk "But they will bo hidden by the counter, sir," Proprietor "No counterfeits allowed in this establish ment!" Waterbery. "Women," said ho oracularly to her, "are rarely good listeners." And the prospective mother-in-law in tho hallway only applied her ear a little closer to tho koy-holo an I smiled grimly, Indianapolis Journal. "Why, Willie t whathavo you dono to Jimmy Woo la that lie has gone homo crying?" Willie "Well, he told a lot of boys that his ma said our family was one of tho oldest in the place an' I licked him," Pittsburg Bulletin. "Cheat Scott!" howled the boss, "Joes it take you four hours to carry a message three squares and return?" "W'y," said the new office boy, "you told mo to see how long it would tako me to go there and back, and I dono it." Indianapolis Journal. Ethel "I suppose I shall have to weur this veil ; it's the only one I havi?. It's so thick oue can hardly see my face through it." Edith' "Oh, wear it, by all means. Every body says you never had on anything half so becoming." Boston Tran script. "I want to buy a makd-up Lot," said the young married man. "A make-up box?" the confeotionor echoed. "We don't keep theatrical supplies." "I mean a box of candy to take home to my wife. I promised to be home three hours 830." Indian apolis Journal. Judge "What is tho use of up poiutiug a receiver for this corpora tion? There is nothing left to re ceive." Lawyer "Your Honor, I will show by numerous oases that it is not customary to appoint a receiver while there is auytbiu; left to re ceive." Brooklyn Life. ' "Papa." (She knelt beside the de jected figura and fondly kissed tho drooping bead.) "Papa, run I not keep the wolf from the door with my liu.iu??" Ho was without hope, al though ho smiled. "Aly child," ho sighed, ".yonr siugiug would keep al most anything from the door, but tho wolf is pretty nervy. "---Detroit Now Tribune. A Kcm.ii-kablo Ink. One of the most remarkable inks known to the chemist is made of a preparation of Prussiau blue in com bination with uitrio and hydroi-hlorio acid. The writiug done with this ink has tha singular property of fading when exposed to tut) liht aud recnv emu i's color when taken into tho litt le or pla;ediu perfect darkness. indi iuapolis Journal. CUtiese (ireat Top Spinner. The Chinese exctd at Hyiu kite, but they ra eveu greater at spinui tops. Soma of thtiir tops ara at Ur,'.j as half a barrel, aud it requires tuo strength, of three ('hiuameu to sec them n-Siuuiu,'. Tha htimmiti;' '. tueae tops can be heard ut a diiuucj vf several luulio.l yar .Is.