(The. Forest Republican Ii publlshod ovory Wednesday, by J. E. WCNK. Office in Smoarbaugh & Co.'i LullCinrr I ELM STREET, TIONESTA, TA. Tcrm, l,(t Per Yonr, I No subscriptions roeolvod lor a shorter period than tnroo montln. OorreponJonce solloltol from nil parts ot tlio country. No noito will bo taken of anonymous coniuiuuloailoui. RATIS OF ADVERTISiaai On Bquar, on. Inoh, en. inaartioa. .9 1" On. Hquara, on. Inoh, on. month. . .. 0W On. Square, on. inoh, thrae montkf. . 0O On. Hquar, on. Inch, on yw.,,. . , It W Two Hquarn, on. yar IB 00 Quarter Column, on. yr. ...,..... IWOC Half Column, on. yaar....v 5900 'On. Column, on. fnr , ? . ... ...... 100 "0 iac:al vtvartiaatnaati te ents par Um Boh insartlon. AIerrfaa;es and doth aotloaa rrMta. All bills for yearly adrrrtinm.nU otJlnl i FORE KEP ican. VOL. XXVIII. NO. 11. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, JULY 3, 1895. 1.00 FEIl ANNUM, quarterly, l.mporary aarerusNntaia i b. paid In advanoa, job work cash on delivery. BL California Las just adopted tUa golden poppy as tho State flower. On the Belgian Btato railways fares are lower than anywbero elso in Europe. Sevonty-flvo per cent, of the enlist ments in the regular army hint year were of Americans. (Something like a boom is reported in tho gold region in the North Caro lina foothills, Tho field is like that of Goorgia's. Lord Kosebcrry thinks thai the "new Eastern question" is ono of the gravest that England Las over been called to consider. f Professor Frank Parsons asserts thot in New York City it costs a man from 830 to $100 a yeor for tho samo amonnt of transportation he gets in Berlin for 84.60. Clovoland, Ohio, the oity of bridges, is to have the first bridge operated by eleotrioity and compressed air. The bridge will be poised on Lugo stone piers, and give a clear channel over tho river of 115 foct. A league has been forn ed in Franco to assert the rights of pedestrians against bicyclists. The members agree novor to get ont of tho way of a bioyole; they think that in case of collision the cyclist is sure to get the worst of it. A girl baby was born at Kokomo, Ind., the other day who is the four teenth daughter of a fourteenth daughter of a fourteenth daughter, a reoord which is thought to bo un precedented. The New Orleans Fica yune maintains that she ought to be a witch, if thero is any truth in tradi tion. " The big statue of William Penn which surmounts the tower of the Philadelphia City Hall faces the old Penn Treaty Park. This displeases the oitizens who get only a rear or profile view of the statue. So, to please everybody, J. Chestor Wilson Las proposed to put the statue on a revolving pedestal, which will be turned around onoe every twenty-four boors by means of clockwork. 1 The Popular Health Magazine ob serves: "Tho desire in a child for candy and sweets is a natural one and should not be stifled. Good candy and sweets in moderation, if that point can be fonnd, not only do no harm, but are actually beneficial. Too much sweet upsets the stomach and spoils the appetite, but candy in mod eration if it is not taken bofore a meal is a food which children cravo nata. rally." The hansom cab will, in tho opin ion of members of the cab fraternity, eventually give plaoe to the bioyole, except that in this case tho bioyole is to be a tricycle, states the Chioago Times-Herald. The vohicle will Lave two scats, one for the driver and one for the passenger. This will savo the expense of keeping a Lorse and give tho cabman needed exercise. It is conceivable that two sets of pedals might be provided and reduced rates giveu to sturdy passongore who would help push themselves. One of the strangest coffins ever told of is that for which tho British War Department is said to be respon sible. The story is that a workman engaged in casting metal for tho man ufacture of ordnanoe at the Woolwich Arsenal lost his balance and foil into a caldron containing twelve tons of molten steel. The metal was at white Leaf , and tho in in was utterly con sumed in less time than it takes to toll of it. Tho War Department authori ties held a conference and decided not to profane tho dead by using the metal in the manufacture of ordnance, and that mass of metal was aotually buried and a Church of England clergyman read the service for the dead over it. Exit Sir Philip Francis in the role of "Junius," exolaims the Now York Independent. Mr. W. Frasor Roe, in a letter to the thenioum, introduces new and convincing evidences that Francis oould not Lave been tho au thor of the "Letters of Junius," aa he has discovered in the Loudon Morning Chronicle of August 2d, 1771, a hither to unnoticed lottor of Junius, pub lished nearly five mouths after Sir Philip Lad sciled for India, and refer ring to current political events which be could not have known. Thero is concurrent testimony of esveial lead ing statesman of tho time that they knew who Junius was, and that i4 was not Sir Philip Frnnoio. His vanity, however, inouurssod pioyla to at tribute tkt UHen to Lim, MABEL. ON THE FOURTH, "You light two crackers thus," she Bald. "That's your, anil I'll take thin. And now, If yours should go oil first, Why, you can claim a kiss. Wo watch the powdor quickly burn, Fizz, lujng! Oh, happy sight! I fuld the innldnn In my arms ,, And tnka what's mine by right, las! It iwm so easy thus To T.'!n what many men TTNI envy later on In lifo, . for Mabol's only ton. . Tom Mosson, A FRESH MR FOURTH, CY TOM P. MOBOAN. T was during the hottest hour of the hottest day thus far of the season that a small boy pre sented himself at tho office of the Secretary of the Fresh Air Fund Society. Uo seemed weak, as if ill from the intense heat. "Got "a 'chanoo for mo, sir?" he asked, timidly. "No, my boy," answered the Secre tary. "No one want boys ye ." The lad inado no answer. Ilia weak, drngging footsteps' oiiriiod him out of the building and down the hot Btrect for a few blocks. Then ho staggered a few steps, throw np his hands weak ly, wavered blindly and fell in a Leap on the pavement. "Another sunstroko," said tho po liceman who piaked hitn up. Noxt day another boy oaroo to the Beoretnry's office with tho question, "Any chance for me, sir ?" And again jW S "A BEG tX the Secretary answered that nobody wanted boys yet. This boy limped in and out on a crutch, for one of Lis legs Lung withered and useless, but bis limb was brisk despite the heat and Lis evident weariness. But Le stopped when out of hearing, and one Land slipped furtively np and dashed a tear or two away. Upon the following afternoon a tall, angular man name striding briskly into the office. The Secretary looked np from Lis writing, then greeted Lira politely. "Paul nallott, I reckon?" inquired tho new-comer. "That is my rjnmo, sir. What can I do for you? I why, of oourso I remember you, John Joplin," said Mr. Hallctt, with a hearty ring in his voice. "And I am truly glad to see you again, old friend." Mr. Joplin in Lis . well known pepper-and-salt suit, did not look particu larly prosperous, aud tho Secretary was afraid that Lo Lad been obligod to save and board in order to make this journey back East from Colorado, to visit old scenes. But ho was very glad to see him, and Le was talking over old times when he was interrupt ed by the eutranoe of the lame boy who had come tho day before and gone away disappointed with a whistle on his lips aud tears in Lis eyes. To-day Lis fuoe seemed to look a little older and thinner. But Lo hopped in briskly on his crotch. "(Jot a chance for mo yet, sir?" Le asked. "Yes, my lad," the Sooretary an swered. "I have just ouo chance for a boy. You can spend your Fourth of July week in the eouutry. What is your name?" As he spoke Lo held out a card. "Hi 1" The boy fairly snatched the card and hopped out of tho room with a sinoothered whoop. "That boy has a happy week bofore Lim," Baid the Secretary. "I wish it were in my power to make many more such littlo fellows happy in the same woy," "What's this business, anyhow?" asked Mr. Joplin. "I don't exactly see through it." Mr. Hallett briefly explained the so ciety. Its beneficiaries were among the children of the very poor, who could never hope to escape for even a day from the exhausting heat of the stifling eity unless helped. Kind people living out in the cool country sunt is. their nam-i signifying their -Vs-l It II c 1 w willingness to entertain a girl or boy for a week. The society paid for the transportation of the children to and from the country. "It's a good notion," commentod Mr. Joplin. "But yory few of these kind people want boys nowadays," continued Mr. llallett. "Tho little chaps are in clined to bo riotous. Nearly every one has asked for girls of late. The boys do a good deal of mischief, and behave, I presume, like wild Indians." "Or, jest simply liko boys?" sug gested Mr. Joplin. And then little Knncks, tho larao boy, returned. He hopped in and laid the card on tho desk. "Hero is tho picket back again, sir," he said. "Ivt some other boy use it ; I don't need it. I'm not going." He was outside of tho door by this time. Mr. Joplin's tall form arose sud denly from his chair. He took a few long steps and plaoed his big Land on tho lad's shoulder. "Here 1" he said, fairly propelling the littlo chap back into the room. "Come back here I" "I'm n', goin' to tho country to morrow," the lad persisted. 'Tjomme got I'm busy 1" "Sit down there 1" commandod Mr. Joplin. "Now, when Knucks had received the preoiohs ticket entitling him to the country week he bad flown homo ward as fust as his crutch would car ry him. Little Jimmy Patton, the sun-Etricken lad, lay on tho brisk lit tlo cripplo's bed. He lookod up weakly as Lis friend hopped into the room. "I've got it, Jim!" Knncks cried, eagerly, "l'vo got a ticket for one, an' you can go to the country to-morrow!" The sick boy's face lightod np and he took the ticket and looked at it. V. .NTT' k Alt riCNIC." "You'll got well now, old man I" cried Knucks. "An' Jim, you j&st re member everything yon do an' see an' hear f er tor tell mo. " The siok boy bold out the ticket. "I ain't goin',' Kuucky," ho said. "Yon are the ono that got the tioket ; you are to go." Mr. Hallott was a keen questioner, and it was not long till he had the wholo story. "Course I wouldn't liston to Lim," said Knucks in telling it. ' "But it's no use, ho says 1 got the ticket an' I've got to go on it. " "Well, why don't you?" said Mr. Hallett. "Me?" Tho boy's tono was defiant, but Le looked worried and troubled more than Lo would toll. "Me go? Who'd tako care of him whilst" His voice shook and he started to hop from the room. "Keep your ticket," ho jerked. "Sit down there again," said Mr. Joplin, "Here, littlo feller, both of yon can go to the country." Knucks had sat down, and for a mo ment ho stared at the man in tho pop per and salt suit. "Thore's only ono ticket," Lo fal tered, finally. "Hang tickets !" cried Mr. Joplin. "Yon fellers are goin' with me. To morrow's tho Fourth of J uly I'll give a potlutch 1 I git along with you ; tell the other little fuller that both of you are goin' to tho country with me to-morrow. Say, holdout Anymore sick boys you kuow of? Invito 'em all." "John," interrupted the Secretary. "Invite 'em all," said Mr. Joplin, tulkiug him down. "You've got to have a crowd whon you give a pot latch. Git along with you. Hold on 1 Better let Mr. Secretary do the in vitin'. But you an' tho othor little ohap be on hand hero at this olfioe by suu-up. Don't forget 1" Knucks glanced at the Secretary in quiringly aud got a reassuring nod. lie flew for Lome as fast as Le oould possibly go, wholly unmindful of the heat, and told the glorious news. Jim immediately sat up in bed, de claring that he felt well. "But, what's a potlatoh?" Le asked, presently. "I duuno,"answered Knucks. "But it's something good." Next morning a mob of children stood collected at tho door, of the Fresh Air Society before tho sun rose. Tuej wrs all boys. Buoa a crowd of weaklings as they wro--whito faced, skimpy ' littlo fellows buf every faoe ashine with eagerness. While Mr. Hallett had boen issuing the invitations tho giver of the pot latch hail been equally busy. He had strodo hither and thither, made pur chases and sent telegrams. Presently all was ready. Across the ferry they were bnndlcd into tho cars, ' and a variety of boxes of all sizes were thrust into tho express car and away they went. It was still early in tho forenoon when they reached their destination a pretty green bowerod oountry vil lage that Mr. nallet had recom mended and there was a brass band at the depot to moot them. "Wo're here, follorsl" cried Mr. Joplin to his boys. "This is the plaoo. It a out iu tho open air, an to-day's tho Fourth ot July. YeJl all yon want to. Tho band will now play I" The musicians Leaded tho proces sion of whooping lads to a pleasant grove just outside tho town. The boys who couldn't run, walked, and those who conldn't -walk rode in a long wagon on top of the boxes that had come from the city. In the coolest, shadiest spot in the grove a long, long table was set, al most staggering under its load of do lioious eatables. ' , ' "Tho first thing,? said Mr. Joplin's big voice, "is to eat. ' Some of us didu t have as much breakfaft as wo wanted, an' mebby somo of us didn't have any at alL So, eat now, fellers, an' talk later on." All those urchins fell upon that long table almost like as many ravenous wolves. And then in a moment Jimmy whispered something to Knuoks, and Knucks Lopped over to whore Mr. Hallett was and whispered to him : "Mebby wo oughtn't to eat too much, sir. It costs lots of money an' perhapB Mr. Joplin" "Mr. Joplin is tho owner of a great oattlo ranch out in Colorado," an swered Mr. Hallett. "He can afford this." "Wo didn't know," said Knncks, "His popper an' salt suit looks kinder well, we wo didn't know." And, when Mr. Hallett told the man from Colorado what Knuoks Lad said, Mr. Joplin laughed a big, hearty "Haw-bawl" and then Lo lookod him self over, and then ho colored, and then he laughed again. When thoy had all eaten and woro filled, Mr. Joplin stood up at the Load of tho mighty breakfast table in Lis seedy pepper and salt and said rather awkwardly: "I asked Mr. Hallett to mako yon a speech, but he say a I've got to doit. I haven't much to say. This is the Fourth of July. It's the proper thing to road the Declaration of Independ ence on the Fourth of July, but the only Declaration ot Independence we're goiug to have here is that we're going to do jest exactly as we please all daylong. We're goin' to yell as much an' as loud as wo please. There are two big boxes of firecrackers over there, an' we're goin' to help ourselves to all wo want an' shoot till they're all gone. Wo're goin' to eat again at 1 o'clock, an' again at 6 o'olock, an we've got to keep busy in the mean time or wo won't have good eppetites. After dinner the ice cream freezers will be opened, an every feller will grab a spoon. Thero are four or five barrels of red apples tho heads will be knocked in pretty soon, an' we'll fill our pockets an' Lata. This is my potlatch, understand, an' everybody takes all he wants an' does what he pleases with it. Fall into the brook if you want to, or eat yourselves sick, or break your arms; it's all right. A doctor goes with the rest of the pot latoh if we need-him. Wo " "Ob, John, that is not the way to talk to thorn," interrupted Mr. Hal lett. "I'd like to know why it ain't?" answered M. Joplin. '.'A potlatoh that ain't a free pitch-in ain't no potlatch at all. Well, then, I'll make this condition : No boy shall take ad vantage of any smallor boy if Le docs I'll thrash him." "3o will we," yollod tho boys. "I think I ought to add something to what Mr. Jophu has said," spoke Mr. Ilallott. "In the first place, I presume you are puzzled to know what a potlatch really is. ' I was my self till Mr. Joplin explained. Away out West, among certain tribes of In dians, whon a suvago aspires to stand high among his follows he savos up blankets and all sorts of desirable ar ticles till he has as great a store of them as possible. Then he invites his tribo to a feast and gives away all the accumulation. It makes him a beggar for a long time, but ho hu won the esteem of his tribo as long as ho lives. Mr. Joplin Las given you a potlatoh of happiness, aud I think ho has won more than the giver of any Indian potlatch ever won." "Hurrah I Yes, sir-eel" whooped the boys. The day was one long day of unal loyed happiness. They ate, shot fire craokers aud swung und raced aud chased, aud the baud played every time it was requested. During the afternoon Mr. Joplin arranged with various families in the village to take care of suoh boys as needed more than a day of tho coun try air as long as they roizht require it; and tho next week Knucks and Jimmy fouud that it was all settled that they should live iu the country for a year at Mr. Joplin's expense. At night, after tho fireworks bad beeu shot off aud it was time to begin the march for tho train, tho boys cheered for Mr. Joplin till they oould have been heard nearly a mile, and when they stopped Mr. Joplin said. "Thauk ye, fellers 1" New York Press. In time of war Franco puts 970 oat of every 1000 of her population in tht fltldj Germany, 810) ItmU, 210t THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE. STORTEB THAT ARK TOtO BT THS rUKSY MEN OF THE PRESS. Knew When to Keep Silent No Dis sembling Only One Way More Deadly Snrcasllc, Ktc., Ktc. Uncalled her toothy wootsy, lovo And blrdy, llko nil men; But when he came borne late at night lie didn't call her then. New York World. OKIT ONE WAY. "Does your wife talk in her sloop?" "Yes; I presume sho sleeps." BAnCABTIC. , "Tonghnut is dead." "Well, he's better off." "So they say. Did you know Lis wife?" Life. NO DISKEUnLI.NO. Amy "What did you do whon ho proposed?" Louisa "Oh! I just grappled on to hiral" Puok. NOT A BARGAIN. "The entire family refer to Ethel's husband as His Highness." "Yes ; 1 Buppose they all know what he cost." Puok. BEASON ENOUGH. HallRoome "'I've given up board ing, old man." Upton Flatto "What for?" Hall Roomo "Well, tho landlady wanted her money." PREVIOUS. Lawyer "You will get your third ont of the estate, madam." Widow "Oh, Mr. Bluebogs! How can you say snch a thing, with my seooud hardly cold in Lis grave." MOItB DEADLY. First Brookiynito "They say the trolley is to bo introduced into Franco." Seoond Brookiynito "To tako the place of tho guillotino?" Truth. TOO DULL A MORPECT. ' Impresario (engaging singer) "WVs will treat you with every considera tion, madam, and I assure you yon will have no one to quarrel with." Prima Donna (with dooision) "Then I just won't take the engage ment." Chioago Record. TAKING TUB LE3SEB EVIL. Moberly "You look pretty happy for a man who's on his way to the dentist to have two teeth extracted." Hansom (with great j6y) "You see, if I didn't go to the dentist's I'd have to stay at homo to my wifo's five o'clock tea." Chicago Record. ABLB TO FLY. The Major (reminisoent) "At this moment the enemy's hoavy artillery openod npon my right wing, creating a diversion, under cover of which Lis entire division fell upon my loft wing. " Miss Gushington (rapturously) "Oh, you dear old angoll" Judgo. PERFECTLY COOL. Clubfollow "I have resolved on snioide, James. It is my only re course. " James "Good graoious, sir " Clubfollow "Not a word, James. You shall see how a brave man dies. Bring me the cucumbers." Truth. OLD TIMS COURTESY. "What kind of a man is Judge Ba-irox?" "Undoubtedly a gentleman of the old school. Why, whon I askod him for his daughter's hand he pulled my nose, a form of insult which has not been in vogue for more than forty years." Truth. SARCASM. "This hasn't the sign of a clam in it," said the guest who had ordered clam ohowder. "It's a swindle ; that's what it is." "Excuse me, sir," responded tho waiter, who is too good for that busi ness, "but we ouly undertake to serve a chowder; not an aquarium." Life. A DOUBTFUL VINDICATION. "A woman has a wonderfully aoute sense of humor," ho remarked. "That's contrary to the popular im pression." "Yes, they've suffered an injustico in that respect for a long timo. And yet everybody knows that only a wo mau sees anything to laugh at when a man falls down on the street and hurts himself." Washington Star, CAU8B fOn COMPLAINT. Educated Pig (decisively) "This is tho last time I'll do my turn right after the snake charmer 1" Wrestling Boar "Why, what's tho difference?" Educated Pig "Well, they always leave that box of constrictors on the stage, and when them cold-blooded reptiles fiud my act is taking with tho house they hiss mo liko thunder 1" Puck. HEREDITY. "Woman I" ho Lissod, "give mo back the ring." The retired pawnbroker's daughter though) a moment. "I think I ought to keep it At least until you return to mo the offeo tion I have given you in return for this paltry bauble." "Will that suttloe?" "Yes." "Sure yon don't want ten per cent. I, month interest besides?" Than ho got tho ring, but it must bo confessed that iht threw it at htta, Cincinnati Tribune, SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL. Gei man sanitarians have pronounced against American dried applos. The latest achievement in photog raphy is taking a picture COO foot un der water. An earthquake observatory is to bo established by tho Turkish Itnperipl Government at Constantinople Tho brain of woman is absolutely smaller than that of man, but is statod to bo somewhat larger in proportion to tho weight of tho body. A new marking ink pencil has tho solid oolor at one eud in tho usual manner and st the othor end a reccp toclo for a liquid mordant. Tho great superiority and flexibility of electricity in transmitting power iu the driving of mactiino tools has been conclusively shown at tho riflo factory of tho Belgian Government. Divers now communicato with per sons above by means of tho telephone. Tho mouthpiece is plaoed near the lips, bo that a slight turning of the Lead brings tho month close to it. A writer in the Chautauqnan says that birds are guidod in their migra tion by the stars, and therefore on nights when the stars are hidden by clouds thoy always lose their way. A novel mining machine has been patented which combines ibe advan tages of compressed air aud electricity. The mechanism consists of a outter bar drill and an eleotrio motor, con nected by suitable gearing. A pair of wrought-iron tongs, or n piece of hoop heated and bent until the ends form a oirouit like the foot of tongs, will magnetize a kuifu-blade laid upon thorn and rubbed with an other piece of steel. The cause is not yet satisfactorily explained. Explosions in the streets aro now in a fair way to bo explained. Major Car dew has discovered that thore is a remarkable deposit of sodium in some of the insulators in tho boxes used for eleotrioal supply in London. Now, sodium is highly inflammablo by con tact with water, and therefore, pro bably sets fire to the escape of gas. It has been learned by experiments made at the gypsy-moth station at Maiden, Mass., that the Paris green, .London purple, and arsomo with whioh tho trees and bushes havo been sprayed does not kill the moths, but, on the contrary, they thrive and grow fat npon it. It would appear from thie that the work of the Massachusetts commission during the last years has served to propagate moths instead of exterminating them. Russian Lead Pencils. An order was reoeived last weuk from Moscow, Russia, and shortly after a similar order from Warsaw, Poland, for a carload of Sierra Nevada redwood, to bo used in tho manufac ture of load pencils. Pho orders in themselves aro of no great import ance, except as showing that a new use has boon found for a certaiu kind of California redwood, and that this is only tho beginning of an export trade which may develop into some thing worth looking after. What becomes of the lead pencils is almost as muoh of a problem ai what beoomes of the pins. Millions of pencils are used and lost and thrown away and disappear every year, and the demand increases constantly in stead of diminishing. Ot late years Russia has begun to make use of hor vast doposits of plumbago in the min nfaoture of lead pencils, and while as yet the Russian ponoils havo not taken rank with the best load pencils of other Nations, the output is on tho in crease and tho quality is sure to im prove. The wood which holds and encasos the lead is an important part of tho penoil. It must be soft iu order to bo sharpened easily, and yet it must not be lrittle or cross-grainod. Cedar is the favorito wood for peucils, but tho Russians evideutly believe our moun tain redwood equally available, as m seen by their demand for it. Tho supply of Florida codar boing limited has compelled a search for a substi tute, and our mountain redwood stands high up in the seoond rank. Redwood has ulready coma into favor for other purposes. It is used very largely as an ornamental wood, especially the knotty and curly va riety. If to this we can add the export of the straight-grained wood, nven for making lead penoils in Kiisua and Po land, wo may congratulate ourselves upon the opening of a now avenue of industry which may broaden aud ex pand in the future. Cost of Llrlnz in Eai-opo's CapiUI. An investigation into tho compara tive cost ot living at tho various capi tals results in tho following interest ing facts: At Vienna tho prices of most articles of food are lowest ; ut Madrid thoy aro dearer than iu any other capital, aud such thing tu bread, meat, sugar and ooal are very expensive. At St. Petersburg also tho price of broad is bj high that white bread is still considered a luxury ibovo tho means of tho working classes. Next to Vienna, Brussels is on inexpensive city, l'aris is a little higher iu tho scale, but Loudon is "terribly cxpousive." Westiuiuler Gazette. Electric Sterilization ol Ji ll. Two Dutchmen have invented a pro cess of sterilizing milk by subjecting it to the passage of au alternating eleo trio current. All micro-organisms taken up by tho milk from tho air, otc, Rro permanently destroyed by the eleotrio curreut. This germ-killing quality of tbo eleotrio current doai not hurt the milk, but a longer rpurienco only will to.r-u us whether this system oau bo applied to Jar jo quantities with piopor result, tua Journal of Commerce, j LOVE. love makes the rh of duty sweet With roses of the May, Tbnuirh winter rnlns around it beat And winter sktes nro gray. And Bwnoti-r far, 'Nenth storm or star Tn walk with love nlwny. lie lves tho rose Its white and red) He gives the Inmhg their fleecej Unto the poor dispensnth bread And bids their hun)?or cease. "And all his ways are plensontnerj) And all his path are peace!" Atlanta Constitution. HUMOR OF THE DAY. The great divide Socialism. -Pack.' The acrobat may not nlways be good at making jokes, but ho can always tumble Philadelphia Record. -A girl who can't sing, and who doesn't want to sing, shouldn't be made to sing. Boston Courier. Tho man who never forgets any thing never forgets to boast about it to everyone he meets. Boston Globe. 'Pld you read," he sweetly asked Lor, "Thnt poem I wrote last week?" 'I read it years aiio," she satd, Aud now they do not speak. Spare Moment?. Jaspar "Jones is a man who grows on peoplo." Jurapuppe "Well, I consider him a mighty poor crop. Pnok. Ho (protcstingly)-"Povcrty is no crimo." She "Possibly not mor ally, but it is matrimonially. "--Detroit Free Press. In spite of the fact that money talks, there are hundreds of peoplo who are always complaining that they never hoar it. Life. "Where are you enlnr, mv pretty maid? "I'm goinft a-movlnir. kind sir," she said. "I'll move alung with you, my pretty maid.' . "1'our motion's not seconded, sir," she said. Chicago Tribune. Muoh of tho fuilure in this world may be at ributod to tho fact that too many people are firing at tho bull's eye of suooess with blank cartridge.' Puck. Sweet aro tho uses of adversity ; but it generally happens that while ono person gets tho adversity some othor person corrals the sweetness. Boston Transcript. Mother "You are at the foot of the spoiling class airain, are you?" Boy "Yes'm." Mother "How did that happen?" Boy "Got too many es in scissors." Tid-Bits. "That's about as orooked a piece of work as I ever saw," musod Undo Allon Sparks, looking at the track the lightning Lad made on the body of the big tree. Chicago Tribune. So devotedly docs the Hubite Iova his native city that when he calls to tho telephone girl, "Give mo Boston," ho invariably adds involuntarily, "or givo mo death." Boston Transcript. "Why, she actually cut Mr. Stor flington, and Storflington, you know, is one of tho hotter sort." "Yes; choice cuts como high now, but wo must havo 'era." Boston Transcript. Mr. Dunn (unpaid bill in Lis hand) - "Whon shall I call again, Mr. Owens?" Mr. Owens "Wull it would hardly be proper for you to call again until I have returned tho present call." Harper's Bazar. Student -"Several of my friends arc coming to dino Lore, so I want a big table." Mino Host--"Just look at this ono, sir. Fifteen persons oould sleep quite comfortably under it." -Fliegcndo Blaettcr. "Doosu't Mrs. Noowoman striko you as a person of remarkably de cided opinions?" "NTaw. Sho can't mako np her mind, apparently, wheth er she wants to bo a gentleman or it lady." Indianapolis Journal. Mrs. Kayson "What U tho prica of that bonnet over thero?" Tho Mil liner "Just S18." Mrs. Hayson "What will it be if you cut that ua;ly piece of ribbon oft tho side?" Tho Milliner "Only $.10." Chicago Eoo ord. Blrj tlo .MatincrUuu. Each man retains tho peculiarities of his gait on a bicycle to a certain ex tent. One man, for instauce, who limps a little iu walking does tho samo thing on his whet, emphazing ouo stroke woro than another. A seooud, who moves with long strides when his) foot aro on torn tirma, simply trans lates this motion to moot tho now environment whon ho f;oes out for u ride. A third, beiu-r al ri W, euergotio littlo person, always walt.o.f r.ipidly, keeps his lej going at a relative speed nn his safety and coal 1 n't stroll along if ho tried. Chicaga TiuieH-Horald. Crus.tilo Against Sim-t I'rie?. C. II. Campbell, of tho London County Council, has b-.-guu a crusa io against street oriei in the metropolis, lie propose that the ouncil shall regulato thjin, prohi'iiticg tho cryiu,j of wares where- it can-be shown to bo a nuisance to resi.lentj. SUadei of CUarU-s Lau'jl- Chioago Timoe-ller-aid. . Tlio Blind .11 ay itead Uomau Characters, Py moans of a recent invention tho blind are cua'cled to wnto with facil ity, usin tl.o ordinary RjM tn alpha bet. Tho invention is desuribod us x hinged metal plate with square per forations arranged in parallel lines, iusido of wiieh the s'ylns is moved iu niakiug tLo letter. Now YorU World. To Pore'e.l turlh I'lal es. A Mexican professor of physics pro poses to foretfll eartcquakus by cju utctiug telephones to tho pipes of deep nrtcaiau wells tvud to uotnl plates sunk in ilap mountain rrvio.s. Any uu usual noise iu the bowels of the rartti would bo .t dibits in tho telephone, and woulJ iudiotte trouble. N York Uul aud Esprese,