(The Forest Republican Is publlshod ovory WodmsJay, by J. E. WENK. Office in Smcarbaugh & Co.'t EuUiling ELM STREET, TIONE3TA, TA. Terms, HI.dii I'or Yonr, ' No suhsrrlntlom received for a shortor period llinn tliroo months. Correspondence Bolloltn I fro-n parts of llio country. No notion will bo taken of nuonymous communications. RATI 8 OF ADVeXTISINOl On. Bquara, on. Inoh, on. Insartioa. , 1 1ft On. 8quar, on. Inch, on. month. . . t 0U On. Kquarn, on. inoh, thre month.. . 09 On. Square, one Inch, ou. fr,.,, 10 W Two rlqunrM, on. ymr .. 15 00 Quarter Column, on. J MX... Bo 9C Half Column, on. year.,... BO 00 On. Column, on. ymr. -r . ... ...... 100 "O MTm-tmmaot. te ents pr Um bob buartion. JUarriage. and dmth aotloM fratla. All bill, lor yearly adfrtUemnU ooTli.. 3 For. EPUBLICAN. VOL. XXVIII. NO. 11. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, JULY 3, 1895. S1.00 TEH ANNUM. quartorly. i.mporarr .UTrusemnu i b paid In advanoa. Job work oajb on delivery. R California Las just adopted the golden poppy m tho Stato flower. On the Belgian State railways fares aro lower thnn anywbero clso in Enropo. Sevonty-flvo per cent, of tho enlist ments in tho regular army last year were of Americans. Something like a boom is reported in tho gold region in the North Caro lina foothills. Tho field is liko that of Georgia's. Lord Roscbcrry thinks thnt the "now Eastern question" is ono of the gravest that England has over been called to consider. . j 1 Professor Frnnk Parsons asserts that in Now York City it costs a man from $30 to $100 a yenr for tho samo amonnt of transportation he gets in Berlin for 81.50. Cloveland, Ohio, the oity of bridges, is to have the first bridgo operated by cleotrioity and compressed air. Tho bridge will be poisod on Lugo stone piers, aud give a clear channel over tho river of 115 feet. A league has been forn od in France to assert tho rights of pedestrians against bicyclists. Tho members agree never to get out of tho way of bioyolo; thoy think that in caso of collision tho cyclist is bum to get tho worst of it. A girl baby was born at Kokomo, Ind., tho other day who is the four teenth daughter of a fourteenth daughter of a fourteenth daughter, a record which is thought to bo nn procotiontod. Tho Now Orleans Pica ytine maintains that she ought to be a witch, if thero is any truth in tradi tion. The big statue of Williom Pcnn which eurraouuts the tower oi tho Philadelphia City Hall faocs tho old Penn Treaty Park. This displeases tho citizens who get only a rear or profile view of the statuo. Bo, to please everybody, J. Chester Wilson has proposed to put tho statuo on a revolving pedestal, which will be turned around once overy twenty-four hours by means of clockwork. The Popular Health Magazine ob serves: "Tho desire in a child for candy and sweets is a natural one and should not be stifled. Good candy and swoots in moderation, if that point con bo found, not only do no Larra, but aro actually beneficial. Too much sweet upsets tho stomach and spoils the appetite, but candy in mod eration if it is not takon before a meal is a food which children cravo nata. rally." The hansom cab will, in the opin ion of members of tho cab fraternity, eventually givo plaoo to tho bicyclo, except that in this caso tho bicycle is to be a tricycle, states the Chicago Times-Herald. The vehicle will havo two scots, one for the driver and one for the passenger. This will savo the expense of keeping a horse and givo tho cabman needod exeroiso. It is conceivable that two sets of pedals might be provided and reduced rates given to sturdy posscngora who would help push themselves. Ono of the strangest coffins over told of is that for whiuh tho British War Department is said to be respon sible. The story is that a workman engaged in casting metal for tho man ufacture of ordnanoo at the Woolwich Arsenal lost his balance and fell into caldron containing twelve tons of molten steel. The metal was at whito Leaf, and the min was utterly con sumed in less time than it takos to tell of it. The War Department authori ties held a conference and docidod not to profano tho dead by using tho metal in tho manufacture, of ordnance, and that mass of metal was actually buriod and a Church of England clergyman read the servico for the dead over it. Exit Sir Philip Francis in the rolo of "Junius," exclaims the Now York Independents Mr. W. Frasor Eae, in a letter to the themoum, introduces new and convincing evidences that Francis could not havo been the au thor of the "Letters of Junius," aa he has discovered in tho Loudon Morniug Chronicle of August 2d, 1771, a hither to unuoticod letter of Junius, pub lished nearly Ave monthii after Sir Philip had sailed for India, and refer ring to curront political events which he could not havo known. Thero is concurrent testimony of esveral load ing statesman of tho time that they knew who Junius woo, and that it was not Sir Philip Francis. His tauity, however, tnonursgod people to t trlbutt till WH;ii to Llio. MABEL ON THE FOURTH, "You light two crackers thus," sho said. "That's yours, and I'll take this, And now, If yours should ro off first, Why, you can claim a kiss. Wo watch tho powder quickly burn, Fljut, bang! Oh, happy sight! I fulil thu maiden In my anus And take what's mine by right. Alas! It seems so easy thus To win what many men vTill envy lator on In lifo, I'or Mabel's ouly ton. Tom Masson, AFRESH AIR FOURTH. HY TOM P. MORC.AN, T was during tho hottest hour of the hottest day thus far of tho season that a small boy pre sented himself at tho oflloe of tho Secretary of tho Fresh Air Fund Society. Ho seemed weak, as if ill from tho intoneo heat, "Got " a ' channo for mo, sir?" he asked, timidly. "No, my boy," answered the Sccro tary. "No one want boys ye ." Tho lad mado no answer. His weak, dragging footsteps carried him out of tho building and down the hot street for a few blocks. Then ho staggered a few steps, threw up his hands weak ly, wavered blindly aud fell in a heap on the pavemout. "Another sunstroke," said tho po liceman who picked hiin up. Next day another boy camo to the Secretnry's office with the question, "Any chuncofor me, sir?" And again the Secretary answorod that nobody wanted boys yet. This boy limped in and out on a crutch, for ono of his legs hung withered and useless, but his limb was brisk despite tho heat and his evident weariness. But he stopped when out of hearing, and one hand slipped furtively up and dushed a tear or two away. Upon the following afternoon a tall, angular man oamo striding briskly into the oflico. Tho Secrotary looked up from his writing, then greeted him politely, "Paul nallott, I reckon?" inquired tho new-comer. "That is my name, sir. What can I do for you? I why, of course I romember you, John Joplin," said Mr, Uallctt, with a hearty ring in his voioo. "And I am truly glad to seo you again, old friend." Mr. Joplin in his . well known pop-per-nnd-salt suit, did not look particu larly prosperous, aud the Secretary was afraid that ho had been obligod to save and hoard in order to make this journey back East from Colorado, to visit old scenes. But he was very glad to see him, and ho was talking over old times when he was interrupt ed by the entrance of the lame boy who had come tho day before aud gone away disappointed with a whistle on his lips aud tears in his eyes. To-day his face seemed to look a littlo older and thinner. But ho hopped in briskly on his crutch. "Got a chance for mo yot, sir?" he l asked. "Yes, my lad," the Secretory an swered. "I havo just one chance for a boy. You can spend your Fourth of July week in the oouutry. What is your name?" As he spoke he hold out a card. 'Hi ! " Tho boy fairly snatched tho card and hopped out of the room with a sinoothered whoop. "That boy has a happy week before him," said the Secretary. "I wish it were in my power to make mauy more such littlo follows happy in the same way," "What's this business, anyhow?" asked Mr. Joplin. "I don't exactly see through it." Mr. Hulltitt briefly explained the so ciety. Its beneficiaries were among the children of the very poor, who could never hope to escape for even a day from the exhausting heat of the stifling city unless helped. Kind people living out in the cool country seat in their numei signifying their $jf Iff ?M . "A REGULAR PICNIC." " willingnoss to entertain a girl or boy for a week. Tho society paid for the transportation of tho children to and from tho country, "It's a good notion," commentod Mr. Joplin. "But very few of theso kind people want boys nowadays," continued Mr. Hallott. "Tho little chaps aro in clined to bo riotous. Nearly every ono has asked for girls of Into. Tho boys do a good deal of mischief, and behavo, I preaume, liko wild Indians." "Or, jest simply liko boys?" sug gested Mr. Joplin. And then littlo Kuncks, tho larao boy, roturncd. He hopped in and laid the enrd on tho desk. "Here is the picket back again, sir," he said. "Lpt some other boy use it ; I don't need it. I'm not going." Ho was outside of tho door by this lime. Mr. Joplin's tall form aroso sud denly from his chair. He took a few long steps and placed his big hand on tho lad's shoulder. "Here 1" he said, fairly propelling the littlo chap back into tho room. "Come back here I" "I'm not goiu' to tho country to morrow," the lad persisted. "Lemnie go I I'm busy!" "Sit down there 1" commandod Mr. Joplin. "Now, when Knucks had received the procions ticket entitling him to the country week ho had flown homo ward as fust as his crutch would car ry him. Littlo Jimmy Button, the sun-etrickcn lad, lay on tho brisk lit tlo cripplo's bod. Ho looked up weakly as his friend hopped into tho room. "I've got it, Jim "Knucks cried, eagerly, "l'vo got a ticket for one, an' you can go to tho country to-morrow I" Tho sick boy's fuco lighted np and ho took tho ticket and looked at it. "You'll got well now, old man!" criod Knucka. "An' Jim, you jwt re member everything yon do an' see on' hear fer tor tell me." The sick boy hold out the ticket. "I ain't goin', Knucky," ho said. "Yon aro the ono that got the ticket ; you are to go." Mr. Hallott was a keon questioner, and it was not long till ho had the wholo story. "Course I wouldn't liston to him," said Knucks in telling it. "But it's no nso, ho says I got tho ticket an' l'vo got to go on it." "Well, why don't you?" said Mr. Hallett. "Me?" Tho boy's tono was defiant, but he looked worried and troubled more than he would toll. "Me go? Who'd tuko care of him whilst " His voice shook and ho started to hop from the room, "Keep your ticket," he jerked. "Sit down thero again," said Mr. Joplin. "Here, littlo feller, both of yon can go to tho country." Knucks had sat down, aud for a mo ment ho stared at tho man in tho pep per and salt suit. "There's only ono ticket," ho fal tered, finally. "Hang tiokets!" cried Mr. Joplin, "You follers aro goiu' with mo. To morrow's the Fourth of July I'll give a potlutchl I git along with you; tell the other little fuller that both of you are goiu' to tho country with ine to-morrow. Say, hold on 1 Any more sick boys you kuow of? Invito 'em all." "John," interrupted tho Secretary. "Invite 'em all," said Mr. Joplin, tulkiug him down. "You've gut to have a crowd whon you give a pot latch. Git aloug with you. Hold on 1 Better let Mr. Secretary do the iu vitiu'. But you an' the, othor little chap bo on haud hero at this olliue by suu up. Dou't forget I" Kuncks glanced ot the Secrotary in quiringly and got a reassuring nod. lie flow for home as fast as he could possibly go, wholly unmindful of tho heat, and told the glorious news. Jim immediately sat up iu bed, de claring that he felt well. "But, w hat's a potlutch?" he asked, presently. "I duuno,"answcred Knucks. "But it's something good." Next morning a mob of children stood collected at the door, of the Fresh Air Society before the sun rose. They were all boy. Such a crowd of weskliugi a they weiewaite faced, skimpy ' littlo fellows but ovory faao ashino with eagerness. Whilo Mr. Hallett had been issuing tho invitations tho giver of the pot latch Lad been equally busy. He had strodo hither aud thithor, mado pur chases and sent telegrams. Presently all was roady. Across tho ferry thoy woro bundled into the cars, ' and a variety of boxes of all sizes were thrust into tho express car and away thoy went. It was still early in tho forenoos when they reachod their destination a pretty green boworod country vil lage that Mr. Hallet had recom mendod and thero was a brass band at the depot to moot them. "Wo're here, fellers!" criod Mr. Joplin to his boys. "This is tho place. It's out iu tho open air, an' to-day's tho Fourth of July. Yoil all you want to. Tho band will now play !" The musicians headed tho proces sion of whooping lads to a pleasant grovo just outside tho town. Tho boys who couldn't run, walked, and thoso who couldn't -walk rodo in a long wagon on top of tho boxes that had come from tho city. In the coolest, shadiest spot in the grove a lonft, long table was set, al most staggering under its load of do lioious eatables. "Tho first thing," said Mr. Joplin's big voice, "is to eat. Some of us didn't have as much breakfaft as we wanted, an' mebby sonio of us didn't havo any at all. So, eat now, fellers, an' talk later on." All those urchins fell upon that long tablo almost like as many ravenous wolves. And then in a moment Jimmy whispered something to Knucks, and Knucks hopped over to where Mr. Hallett was and whispered to him : "Mebby we oughtn't to eat too much, sir. It costs lots of money an' perhaps Mr. Joplin" "Mr. Joplin is the owner of a great cattlo ranch ont in Colorado," an swered Mr. Hallett. "He can afford this." "Wo didn't know," said Knucks. "His pepper an' salt suit looks kinder well, wo we didn't know." And, when Mr. Hallett told the man from Colorado what Knuoks had said, Mr. Joplin laughed a big, hearty "Haw-haw I" and then ho looked him self over, and then he colored, and then he laughed again. When they had all eaten and wora filled, Mr. Joplin stood up at the head of the mighty breakfast table in his scody pepper and salt and said rather awkwardly : "I asked Mr. Hallett to make yon a speech, but he says. I've got to doit. I haven't much to say. This is tho Fourth of July. It's the proper thing to read the Declaration of Independ ence on the Fourth of July, but the only Declaration of Independence wo're goiug to have hero is that wo're going to do jest exactly as we please all day long. We'ro goin' to yell as much an' as loud as wo please. Thero aro two big boxes of firecrackers over there, an' we're goin' to help ourselves to all wo want an' shoot till they're all gono. We'ro goin' to eat again at 1 o'clock, an' again at G o'clock, au' we'vo got to keep busy in the mean time or wo won't have good eppetites. After diuner tho ico cream freezers will bo opened, an' every feller will grab a spoon, Thero aro four or five barrels of red applos tho heads will be knocked in pretty soon, an' we'll fill our pockets an' hats. This is my potlatch, understand, an' everybody takes all he wants an' does what he pleases with it. Full into the brook if you want to, or eat yourselves sick, or break your arms; it's all right. A doctor goes with tho rest of the pot latch if we need-him. We " "Oh, John, that is not tho way to talk to thorn," interrupted Mr. Hal lett. "I'd liko to know why it ain't?" answered Mr. Joplin. "A potlatch that ain't a free pitch-in ain't no potlatch at all. Well, then, I'll mako this condition : No boy shall take ad vantage of any smallor boy if he docs I'll thrash him." "So will we," yelled tho boys. "I think I ought to add something to what Mr. Jopliu has said," spoke Mr. Hallott. "In tho first place, I prosumo you are puzzled to kuow what a potlatch really is. I was my self till Mr. Joplin explained. Away out West, among certain tribes of In dians, when a suvao aspires to stand high amoug his fellows he savos up blankets aud nil sorts of desirable ar ticles till ho has as groat a store of them as possible. Then he invites his tribo to a feast and gives away all the accumulation. It makes him a beggar for a long time, but ho bus won the esteem of his tribe us long as ho lives. Mr. Joplin has given you a potlutch of happiness, aud I think ho has won more than the giver of any Indian potlatch ever won." "Hurrah I Yes, sir-eo!" whoopod tho boys. Tho day wus ono long day of unal loyed happiness. They uto, shot fire crackers and swung and raced aud ehusod, aud the baud played every time it was requested. During the afternoon Mr. Joplin arranged with various families iu the village to tako care of sucli boys as needed more than a day of tho coun try air os long as they niiht require it ; aud the next week Knucks aud Jfmmy fouud that it was all settled that they should live iu the country for a year at Mr. Joplin's expense. At uiht, after tho fireworks had beeu shot oil' and it wus time tn begiu the march for tho train, tho boys cheered for Mr. Joplin till they oould havo beeu heard nearly a mile, and when they stopped Mr. Jopliu said. "Thank ye, fellers!" New York Press. In time of war Frauce puts 870 oat ot every 1000 of her population in the field: Germany, 810 j Cumin, 210l THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE. STORTES THAT ARE TOLD BT THE FTJN.VY MEN OP THE PRE33. Knew When to Keep Silent No Dis semblingOnly One Way Moro Deadly Snronslle, Ktc, Ktc. Ilnr-allnd hor tootsy wontsy, lovo And birdv, liko nil men: But whon hn onme home late at night IIo didn't call her then. Now York World. ONLY ONE WAY. "Does your wife talk in her sleep?" "Yes; I prosumo she sleeps." SAUOABTIC. , "Tonghnut is dead." "Well, ho's bettor oft." "So they say. Did you know Lis wife?" Life. NO DIS8EMDI.IN0. Amy "What did you do when ho proposed?" Louisa "Oh! I just grappled on to him I" Puck. NOT A BARGAIN. "The entiro family refer to Ethel's husband as nis Highness." "Yes ; 1 suppose they all know what he cost." Puok. 11EASON ENOUGH. nallRooroo "'I've given np board ing, old man." Upton Flatts "What for?" Hall Roome "Well, the landlady wanted her money." MEVTOUS. Lawyer "You will get your third out of the estate, madam." Widow "Oh, Mr. Bluobags! How can you say snch a thing, with my socoud hardly cold in his grave." U0II8 DEADLY. Fir. Brooklynite "Thoy say tho (roller is to bo introduced into France." Scoond Brooklynito "To tako tho placo of tho guillotino?" Truth. TOO DULL A PnOSPECT. ' Impresario (engaging singer) "Wo will treat you with every considera tion, madam, and I assure you you will have no one to qnarrel with." Prima Donna (with decision) "Then I just won't take tho engage ment." Chicago Record. TAKING THIS LESSER EVIL. Mobcrly "You look pretty happy for a man who's on his way to tho dentist to have two teeth extracted." Hansom (with great joy) "You see, if I didn't go to the dentist's I'd have to stay at homo to my wifo's fivo o'clock tea." Chicago Record. ABLE TO FLY. Tho Major (reminiscent) "At this moment tho enemy's heavy artillery opened upon my right wing, creating a diversion, under cover of which his entire division fell upon my left wing." Miss Gushington (ropturonsly) "Oh, you dear old angoll" Judge. PERFECTLY COOL. CInbfollow "I have rosolvod on suioido, Jumcs. It is my only re course. " Jumes "Good gracious, sir " Clubfellow "Not a word, James. You shall seo how a bravo man dios. Bring mo tho cucumbers." Truth. OLD TIMB COURTESY, "What kind of a man is Judgo Bagrox?" "Undoubtedly a gontloman of tho old school. Why, when I asked him for his daughter's hand ho pulled my nose, a form ot insult which has not beeu in voguo for more than forty years." Truth. SARCASM. "This hasu't the sigu of a olaiu in it," said the gnost who hud ordered clam chowder, "It's a swindle ; that's what it is." "Excuse mo, sir," respoudod tho waiter, who is too good for that busi ness, "but we only undertake to servo a chowder ; not au aquarium." Lifo. A DOUBTFUL VINDICATION. "A woman has a wonderfully aouto sense of humor," ho remarked. "That's contrary to tho popular im pression." "Yes, they've suffered an injustico in thut respect for a long time. And yet everybody knows that only a wo man sees anything to laugh at wheu a man fulls down ou tho street aud hurts himself." Washington Star, CAUSE FOll COMl'LAINT. Educated Pig (decisively) "This is tho last time I'll do my turn right after the snake charmer !" Wrestling Bour "Why, what's tho difference?" Educated Pig "Well, they always leave that box of constrictors ou tho stac, and when them cold-blooded reptiles tlud my act is taking with tho house they hiss mo liko thunder!" Tuck. HEREDITY. "Woman!" ho hissed, "givo mo back the ring." The retired pawnbroker's daughter thought a moment. "I think I ought to keep it At least until you return to me the aft'eo tion 1 have given you in return for this paltry bauble." "Will that eutlioe?" "Yes." "Sure you dou't want ten per cent. 1, month interest besides?" Then he got the ring, but it must be confessed that she threw it at him, Ciuoiuaatl Tribune. SCIENTIFIC ASD 1XDUSTRIAI,. Gei man sanitarians have pronounced against American dried applos. The latest achievement in photog raphy is taking a picture 500 feet un der water. An earthquake, observatory is to bo established by tho Turkish Imperial Government at Constantinople. Tho brain ot woman is absolutely smaller than that ot man, but is stated to bo somewhat larger in proportion to tho weight of tho body. A now marking ink pencil has tho solid color at ono end in tho usual manner and at tho other end a recep taclo for a liquid mordant. Tho great superiority and flexibility of electricity in transmitting power iu tho driving of niocliino tools has been conclusively Bhown at tho rillo factory of tho Belgian Government. Divers now communicate with per sons above by means of tho telephone. Tho mouthpiece is placed near tho lips, so that a slight turning of tho head brings tho mouth closo to it. A writer in the Cliantaiiqnan says that birds aro guidod iu their migra tion by the stars, and therefore on nights when the stars are hidden by clouds they always lose their way. A novel mining machine has been patented which combines tho advan tages of compressed air and electricity. Tho mechanism consists of a cutter bar drill and an electrio motor, con nected by suitable gearing. A pair of wrought-iron tongs, or a piece of hoop heated and bent until the ends form a oircuit liko the foet of tongs, will magnetize a knife-blade laid upon thorn and rubbed with an other pioce of steol. Tho cause is not yet satisfactorily explained. Explosions in the streets aro now in a fair way to bo explained. Major Cardew has discovered that thore is a remarkable deposit of sodium in some of the insulators in tho boxes used for eleotrioal supply in London. Now, sodium is highly inflammablo by con tact with water, and theroforo, pro bably sets fire to the escape of gas. It has been learned by experiments made at tho gypsy-moth station at Maiden, Mass., that tho Paris green, London purple, aud arsenio with which the trees and bushes havo been sprayed docs not kill the moths, but, on the contrary, they thrive and grow fat upon it, It would appear from this that the work of the Massachusetts commission during the last years has served to propagate moths instead of exterminating them. Russian Lead Pencils. An order was received last week from Moscow, Russia, and shortly after a similar order from Warsaw, Poland, for a carload of Sierr Nevada redwood, to bo used in tUo manufac ture of load pencils, Tho orders in themselves aro of no great import ance, except as showing that a now use has beon found for a certaiu kind of California redwood, and that this is only the beginning of an export trade which may develop into somo thing worth looking after. What becomes of tho lead pencils is almost as much of a problem ai what becomos of tho pins. Millions of pencils are used and lost aud thrown away and disappear every year, and tho domand increases constantly in stead of diminishing. Ot lato yean Russia has begun to make use of her vast deposits of plumbago iu tho man ufacture of load poncils, and while as yet the Russian ponoils havo not t ikeu rank with tho best lead poncils of other Nations, the output is on tho in crease and tho quality is sure to im prove. Tho wood which holds and encases tho lead is an important part of tho ponoil. It must be soft iu order to bo sharpened easily, and yet it must uot be lrittlo or cross-graiuod. Cedar is tho favorito wood for poucilp, but tho Russians evideutly believe our moun tain rodwood equally available, as is seou by their demand for it. Tho supply of Florida cedar boiug limited has compelled a search for a substi tute, and our mountain redwood stands high up iu the second rank. Redwood has already conic int) favor for other purposes. It is used very largely as nu ornamental wood, especially tho knotty aud curly va riety. If to this we can add tho export of the straight-grained wood, uvon for making lead pencils in Russia and Po land, wo may congratulate ourselves upon tho opening of a new avenue of industry which may brcudeu aud ex pand in the future. Cost ot Livlnj in Etropu's Cupit-iU, An investigation into tho oompara tivo cost of living at tho various capi tals results in tho following interest ing facts : At Vicuna tho prices of most articled of food aro lowest ; at Madrid thoy aro dearer thau iu uny ather capital, aud such tuin ;s as bread, meat, sugar uud coal are vc in expensive. At St. Petersburg also tho price of broad is sj high that white bread is still considered a luxury ibovo tho moans of tho working classes. Next to Vienna, Brussels is an inexpensive city. Paris is a littlo higher iu tho scale, but Loudon in "terribly expensive." Wctiuiualcr Gazette. Lleetrie Slerilization ol .M'l!i. Two Dutchmen have invented a pro cess of sterilizing milk by subjecting it to tho pasotte of an alternating elec tric current. Alt micro-organisms taken up by tho milk from tlio uir, etc., r.re pcrmuueutly destroyed by tho electrio current. This ccrm-UHl-ing quality of tho electrio current doof not hurt tho milk, but a longer erpurieuce only will teach us whether this system cau be applied to larja quantities with piopsr results. B tvu Joutaal oi Cuuiuer;e. j LOVE. lovn makv the path of duty wot With roses of the May, Tlmuifh winter rains around it boat And winter skies nre gray. And svertr far, 'N'e.ith storm or star To walk with love alwny. IIo (fives tho rose Its white and rodj Ho (fives tho lambs thlr fleece; Unto tho poor dispensoth bread And bids their hunger renin, "And nil his ways are plr:isantnc:'9 And all his paths aro peace!" Atlanta Constitution. HUMOR Or' THE DAY. Tho great divide Socialism. --Puck. Tho acrobat mny not nlways be good at making jokes, but ho can always tumblo. Philodelphio Record. -A girl who can't sin?, and who doesn't want to siug, shouldn't be made to sing. Boston Courier. Tho man who never forgets any thing never forgets to boast about it to every ono ho meets. Boston Globo. 'Pid you read," ho sweetly asked her, 'Tiiat po?m I wrote last week?" ('I read it years aifo," she said, And now they do not speak. Kpare Moment?. Jaspar "Jonos is a man who grows on people." Jurapnppe "Well, I consider him a mighty poor crop. Puck. He (protcstingly) "Poverty is no crime." She "Possibly not mor ally, bnt it is matrimonially. "--Do-troit Free Press. In suite of tho fact that money talks, thero are hundreds of pcoplo who are always complaining that they nover hear it. Life. "Where aro you trnintr, mv pretty maid?' "I'm Koiufl o-movinif, kind sir," sho said. "I'll move along with you, my pretty maid.' . "iour motion's not seconded, sir," she said. Chicago Tribune. Much of tho failuro in this world may be attributed to the fact that too many peoplo are firing at tho bnll's eye of sucoess with blank cartridges. Puck. Sweet are tho uses of adversity ; but it generally happens that while ono person gets tho adversity some other person corrals tho sweetness. Boston Transcript Mother "Yen aro ot thn foot ol the spelling class aa;ain, are you?" Boy "Yos'ra." Mother "How did that happon?" Boy "Got too many zs in scissors." Tid-Bits. "That's about as orooked a piece of work as I ever saw," musod Uncla Allon Sparks, looking at the track tho lightning had made on the body of tho big tree. Chicago Tribune. So devotedly docs the Uubite love his native city that when he calls to the telephone girl, "Give ine Boston," ho invariably adds involuntarily, "or givo me doath." Boston Transcript. "Why, she actually cut Mr. Stor flington, and Stortliugton, you know, iR one of tho hotter sort." "Yes; choice cuts como high now, but wo must havo 'ora," Boston Transcript. Mr. Dunn (unpaid bill in his hand) - "When shall I call again, Mr. Owens?" Mr. Owens "Well it would hardly bo proper for you to call again until I have retnrnod the present call." Harper's Bazar. Student -"Several of my friends aro coming to dino horo, so I want a big table." Miuo Host--"Just look at this one, sir. Fifteen persons oould sleep qnito comfortably uudur it." -Fliegendo Blaettor. "Doesn't Mrs. Noowomnn strike you as a person of remarkably do cidod cpiuiona?" "Xaw. Sho can't znnko up her mind, apparently, wheth er she wauts to bo a gentleman or a lady." Indinuapolis Journal. Mrs. ITayson "What is th- prica of that bonnet over there?" The Mil liner "Just 518." Mrs. Hayson "What will it bo if you cut that ngly piece of ribbon o'X tho side?" Tho Milliner "Only $:it)." Chiuago Roo ord. Bicycle .MumurlsuH. Each man retains tho peculiarities' of his gait ou a bicyclo to a certain ex tent. One man, for instance, who limps a little iu walking does the samo thing ou his whel, emphuzing ono stroke Lacro than auother. A second, who moves with long strides when his feot are on torn lirma, simply trans lutca this motion to meet tho now environment whon ho fjoes out for it rido. A third, being a brisk, energetic littlo person, always walsiug rapidly, keeps his lcf-; going at a relative speed on hia aafoty and couldn't stroll alona; if ho tried. Chicago Times-Herald. Crusade Ag.vlust Street Crie. C. H. Campbell, of tho London C iuiiiy Council, has b.-guu u cruss to aguiust street dries in the metropolis, lie proposes: that the cr.iueil shall rogul.ito Hum, prohibitiL-g tho cryiu ot wares where it cvrbe shown t bo a nuisance t resi.leutj. Suadci o! ChurL-a Lam'j!- Chijugj Timea-Hcr-aid. Tlio Blind JI.iy ileud Koinau Characters. By menus of a rocent invention th'l blind are enabled to writo with facil ity, usin.i tl.o ordinary Rjm iu alpha btt. The invention, is described us n hinge I metul plate with equaro per forations urrau,ved in pai illi l lines, inside of which the s'ylus is u'.jved ia making tie letter.--New Yorli World. Tj I'ore'f.l i:ai(li piali's. A Mexican professor of physijs pro poses tJ foretell earthquakes by con necting telephones to the pipes of deep nrtcsisu wells uud to metal plates tuuk in duo mountain rroviois. Any uu usual noise iu the bowels of th taitU would be a.idible lu the tclcphonn, aud woulJ imHotto trouble New Yvtlt Mail aud Expre,