(Jentle Annie. Oontlc Annie wnn tho plrl who went forth when the uprlnR-timB enmo to pother wild flowers, daisies along tho hillxMm, and for got her rubbers. She eam back with wot fwt, followed by the worst cusp of neuralgia she ever hnd. Fortiinntnly she was told and had lonij known tlmt for any kiml of nou rulKlc affection 8t. Jaeob-i Oil Is the most re markable remedy ever used. All tho year round any ono subjeet to such attacks should not full to have It la the house. For nil aches and pains which nt nil time beset ia there is nothing to equnl It. N'ervo pains s peolally nre brought on by sudden ehangns of temperature, but the Croat remedy, np plied promptly, will surely euro. Portland, Oregon, has just eompleted a lystem of water-work, at a cost of 2,000,000. Pr. Kilmer's Swjur-lloot euros all Kidney and Wndrtor trouble, rnmphlet and Consultation fma. Laboratory ninghnmton. N. V. The Forth Roods stntlon, Nowcnstlo-ou Tyne, Is now the largest in ((rent Britain. One l'nrkntff Mikes One (Jnnrt. and If yon follow the direction von will be re. lirved of thnt "tired feellnr.' ltillouncs. Iysieisla, t'nnsiipatinn, IndU'i'tion or Kick HcmtAclie is removed nt once. If your liver is torpid or your svMem requires a thorough rlennsinx, yulrk's Irish Ten will net Imineili ntely, an.) if given a fnlr trinl. will eiTect n cure. It is a combination of herbs, plensant to the tnste. and never fniK At druggists or mniled for SSo. KUlottAi lingers, 111 West Hist St., New York City. "A PresB Kinll.h Complexion." Thnt healthy pink nnd white might just ns well be the typical American complexion, if iieoplo would uiko reasonable care of their henlth. Hipnns Tubule go to tlte root of the trouble, because a stomach in good order produces pood blood. Tite Grin of Pneumonia tuny be warded off with little's Honey or Horehnund nnd Tnr. Plko's Toothache Drops Cure lu one minute. STRONG NERVES Depends upon pure, rich, red, nourishing, Btrength-givinR blood. Tho nerves derive their sustenance from the blood and when they are weak It Is because they do not re celvethenourishmeut needed. Thetrueeuro for nervousness will not be found In opiate or sedative compounds. Those, only nllay the symptoms and do not permanently cure. Hood's Sarsaparilla Remove the cause by purifying and enrich ing the blood, giving to it Just those qualities which are demanded for tho proper support of the nervous system. Hundreds of people who once suffered from nervousness, write that they have taken Ilood's Snrsnparilla and nervousness has disappeared. This was be. causo' flood'. Sarsaparilla purified theii blood. Rend the following: Weak and Worn Out Close confinement causes thin, depleted blood, and that tired feeling. Hood's Sarsa parilla gives pure blood, appetite and strength. A well known telegraph operator Hood's writes as follows: 1 1 have taken several bot- QarMrmrtll'i tles of Hood'8 Bnpart OalOdjJalllld and am continuing with it . regularly. It does every- M3K6S tbiuS tuat Is claimed for it. It is an excellent blood purl' fler. When I commenced taking Hood's Sarsaparilla 1 Red Blood was troubled with Impure blood, boils and pimples broke out on my body, but now they have entirely disappeared. Hood's S.irsnparilla Is an excellent medicine for that tired feeling. It puts new life into weak and tired out peo ple." Hilton 8. Bettioer, 2371 North Third Street, Philadelphia, Pa. Hood's Sarsaparilla i Is the Only True Blood Purifier By purifying the blood, It gives nerve, mental, digestive and bodily strength. Hflftrf'c DSHe the after-dinner pill and iwww p tii lamity cttuiarnc. ic. ilk. folk li u u u Kftdnay'i Headv Itclii t U safe, leliable nn4 ntKtuHl Un-auati o( the Bilnmlaf lug action whk-h it rxurt overibe uervns and vllil powertt of tlte Uxly, ftUiiiuK lone to the one uu4 tuclttriK to reuo-v ed anJ lucrfaitcd vj(ur the sluinU'ring vttalliv of the physi cal tructurtf.aud throuKh Uitn beulilif ul btlnmlatluri fcu.l Inert tuoJ actliU (he CALK of ihe fmu li driviia away, auJ a natural euti iim rt.'ton-.l. It im tbiu that the IttHtly Id-Met U ao alinlraMy vlapU'd ftr the ( urr of I'nlii, Mil l without the rikk of Injury which I rime tort-Milt from the uw of uiauy of the ao-culted pain runttxlica of the day. It is Highly Important that Every Family Keep a Supply of EJ AD WAY'S READY RELIEF Always In the hunts. Iti use will prove beneficial on ail oocaloun of pain ur BU-ku-.-4. 1 here U uotlilutf lu the world that will itop p iluor arreiit Uta prurva of uueuMi ua tjulck a the heady Kcllc. STOPS PAIN 90 ttm. bottle, gold by drugglnu. H AIIWAV A- '.. Sew Vul-k. WALTER BAKER & CO. 'fne Utrifent Munufucturert ot LiH. PURE. HIGH CRADE C0C0AS AND CHOCOLATES "fcr . On Ihli CobUi.h. bin nuU4 k,iJH!nHFRT awiipna frum tha rMt id M EXPOSITIONS Tv !n Europe and America. I lie 01 oUitr 1 hcr.irl vt lt r uuJ in of thlf l,rl,rlii i,. Tkttdiitai HKI AhTAfT tin uA U 1UW. ynfma twaUi, ua ium u tAoa m cmi a cup OtO tV Olt6ctHCVCRVWHI.RlU WA171R EAKIR i CO. OORCHESTER, MASS. I "THE KANGAROO IWRT." A UNiaTJR FEATURE OF I.TFE AMONO IMPRISONED TRAMPS. Trlnl of I'rltoners by Their Fellows to Collect Tobacco Money Ex perience in a County JhII. WRITING about "Club T-ifo Ainonp OntcBsts," in Har per, Josinh Flvnt, who lins lived with trumps nml knows them belter, perhaps, thu auy other author, snys: llio most interesting of these im promptu clubs in the ouo colled in the vermicular 'The Knni;roo Court. " It is found almost entirely in county jnils iti which potty ofl'ondcrs aud per sons awaiting trial are confined. Dur ing tho day the prisoucra nre allowed the freedom of n lure hall, aud nt nis'lit they lodge iu eolln, the locks of which nre sometimes fastonod and sometimes not. The hall contains tables, benches, daily papers, and, in tome instances, stoves and kitchen uteusiln. The prisouurs can and do walk, jump and play various games. After a whilo these games become tire some, and "luo Knugaroo Court is formed. It consists of all the prison ers, and the oflieers nre elecled by them. The positions thcr fill nre the 'judgeship," the "searchership," the 'spankcrship" Bnd general "jury- ship." To illustrate the duties of these various officials, I shall give a personal experience in a oouuty jail in New York State. It was my first en counter with "The Kangaroo Court," I had been arrested for sleeping in an empty "box-cs,r." The watshinan lound me and lodged me in the station-house, where I spent a most gloomy night wondering what my punishment would bo. Early in the morning I was brought before "the quire." . He asked me what my name might be, and I replied that "it might be Billy Rice." "What are von doing around hore. Billy?" he queried further. ".Looking for work, your Honor." "Thirty days," he thundered at mo, and I was led away to the jail proper. I bad three companions at the time. and after we had passed the sheriff and his olerk, who had noted down all (acts, imaginary and otherwise, that we bad cared to give him about our family histories, we were ushered pell mell into the large ball. Surrounded tn a twinkling by the other prisoners, we were asked to explain our general principles and misdemeanors. This over, and a few salutations exchanged, a tall and lanky rogue cried ont in a loud voice : "The Kangru will now Meet." There were about twenty present, and they soon planted themselves about ns in a most solemn manner. Some rested on their haunches, others lounged against the walls, and still others sat quietly on the tlag-stoues. A.8 soon as eutire quiet had been reached, the tall fellow, who, by-the-way, was the judge, instructed a hlf grown companion, whom he nick named "the searcher," to bring his charges against the new-comers. He approached ns solemnly and in a most conventional manner, and said: "Prizners you is charged with bavin' boodle in yer pockets. WhV does ye plead guilty or not guilty?" I was the first in line, and pleaded not guilty. "Are ye willin' to be searched?" asked tho judge. "I am, your Honor," I replied. Then the searcher inspected all my pockets, the lining of my coat, the leather band inside my hat, my shoes and Bocks, and finding nothing in tho shape of money, declared that I was guiltless. "You are discharged," exclaimed the judge, aud the jurymen ratified the decision with a grunt. A young fellow, a vagrant by pro fession, was the next case. He plead ed not guilty, and allowed himself to be searched. But unfortunately he had forgotten a solitary cent which was in bis vestpocket. It was quickly confiscated, and he was remanded for trial on the charge of contempt of tho "Kangru." The next victim pleaded guilty to the possession of thirty-six cents, aDd was relieved of half. The last man, the guiltiest of all, although he pleaded innocence, was found out, and his three dollars were taken away from him instnnter ; he too, wac charged with contempt of court. His case came up soon after the prelimi naries wereover, an.l he was sentenced by the judge to walk the length of the corridor one hundred and three times each day of his oontiuomont, besides washing all the dishes used at dinner for a week. After all the trials were over, the confiscated money was handed to the geuuino turnkey, with instructions that it bo invested iu tobacoo. Later in the day the tobacco was bron -lit into the jail and equally divided among all the prisoners. The next day I, with the other late arrivals, was initiated as a member of tha Kangaroo Court. It was a very simple proceeding. I had to promise that 1 would always do my share of the necessary cleaning and washing, and also be honest and fair in judging the cases which might como up for trial. Since then I have had opportunities of sludiug other Kuuaroo Courts, but they have all been very much like the one I have just described. They are both bocialistio and autocratic, and at times they are very funny. But wherever they are they command the respect of jailbirds, and if a prisoner insults the court he is punished very severely. Moreo ver, it avails him nothing to complain to the authori ties. He has too many ugainst him, and tho best thing he can do is to be come one of them us soon as possible. Remarkable rire Screens. The Sultan of Turkey is said to pos sess a lire screen made of funded hu man skin, exquisitely embossed uud over 200 years old. The skius were those of twelve faithful servants who rescued one of His Majesty's auoestovs from a blazing wing of the palace, af terward succumbing to the efl'ects of their burns. A li st grewsome but ul inobt as remarkable tire screen is made up, not of skins, but of human faces those faces, lUtiJ in number, all pho tographically portraying Hir Augustus Harris at ditlVreut stages of histukcix. London Auswera. A small oolony ol uljoiit foi ty lepers baa Lieeu ettablinhed 14 lllmsk, in K&Httiru Sihtiri. NEI.ECT KltTI MM. There is silk enough in a mnqta co coon to exteud a distance of M miles The coius of Siam nre mado o! porcelaiD. Those of Japan are made principally of iron. A conplo at rrovidouoo, R. I., met for the first time, fell in love, became betrothed and were married inside ol an hour. The practice of iuoculatiou as means of preventing disease wn do ecribod by a modern Greek writer, XI mono, in 1 71 :t. "The Sword of Runkor Hill" came from tho pen of William Ross Wal lace, a Kentuckian. The music was tho work of Bernard Covert. A California farmer trapped an cagl that had boon carrying off hiB lambs. It weighed twenty pounds and meas ured seven feet from tip to tip. Workmen found nftor a laudslido near Fort Washington, Now York City, the othor day, a thirty -two-pound cannon ball imbo Mod several feet in tho ground. Cayoayo, a Wost Indian Island, 11 inhnbitated exclusively by turtles, tome of which grow to an enormous size. Attempts to establish human habitations on the island have alwayi failed. The Arotio fox shows the greatest change in the color of its coat through out the year. It summer its coat is dark bluo, and gradually lightens un til snow begins to fall, whon it is pure white. George W. Hall, of Marion County, Kentucky, is seventy-eight years old and the father of twolve children, ton of whom are living, no has ninety ono grandchildren aud fifty great grandchildren. "Hail to the Chiof" is a song in tho second canto of Scott's "Lady of the Lake." It is a boat song, designed to imitate those of the Scottish boatmen. The melody was written by Sir Henry Rowley Bishop. There is good reason to believe that tho kyohonophane, for such is the nearest approximate to the Japanese name of the chrysanthemum obtain able in onr spelling, has been culti vated in Japan for centuries, and its use as a decoration for services ren dered to the State is, in Japan at least, venerable in its antiquity. WISE WUKDM. Be deaf to unjust criticism. Keep your seorets to yourself. Newspapers are the best salesmen. Men view life from their own ex perience. Economy may be as unwise as ex tr.tvagauoe. It is a great thing to know how to take a hint. Our motive power is always found in what we lack. Humor is one of the most deceitful things in the world. The most unsatisfactory thing in the world is the weather. Those who really deserve success rarely fail to achieve it. A fhoroughly equipped lawyer is always a close law student. Love often makes a man miserable, bnt it very seldom kills him. When good seed is sown, tho better the ground the better the crop. If some men had a bull dog's teeth they would bite when he wouldn't. It generally takes a blockhead a good while to find out what ails him. When there are a thousand reason for anything there is seldom onj good one. Men dislike details, anj woraoa are never content with mere stacemonU of fact. A man never learns how to step on tho tack of adversity with comfort to himself. If our faults were written ou our faces, how quick we would all hang our heads. The more money othor people make the better chaucd you will have to make some. A man may ruu into debt, but he seldom como out at anything faster than a walk. Tho man who lives only for hirnsolf will not have miuy mourner i at hii funeral. Tho South-West. Oslrk-U taruis. Ostrich farmers who rushed into the business a few yer.s ago wheu it was first boomed have found that it is not all their fancy painted. Instead of be coming multi-millionaires iu a few years, many of them have not paid ex penses; others have made a littlo mouey, but less thaa the same amount of capital aud labor would have brought them in uluiojt any other busiuess. Tho great mistuko was tho failure to realize that tho ostrich, being still wil ', could not successfully be sub jected to the same treatment and con ditions uuder which domesticated ani mals an I birds will thrive. In con finement they multiply but slowly uu 1 produce feathers of au inferior grde, while their vicious instincts are still bo strong that it is often im possible to remove tho feathers with out killiug the bird. To make tho busiuetis the sucoess expected it is ueoessary to gain more experience in tho proper management of the os triches, and by a careful course of breediug to eradicate or tame down the wild nuture so that they may be npproached aud handled in compara tive Bafety. Ostrich farms will doubt less eventually prove a success, not only in California, but in Florida and Texas, but they cannot be made so in a year or two. Time, patience and skill are even more requisite in this thnu iu other branches of furmiug. New York World. A Duke on Uike." The Duke of Fife, husband of Princess Lou.se of Wales, aud, there fore, son-in-law of thel'rinoe of Wales, is causing much amusement iu many circles. The Duke is learning bicycle riding, and in order to do so ho is practicing iu the secluded streets of Brighton. But the amusement is not iu this fact, but is occasioned by the escort of the Duke. On one side ot the Duke, during his bicycle practice, wulks a solemn-faced footman, aud ou the other side trots a page iu buttons. New York Advertiser. rn.nrivun k vvn A onr.AT pokt's stroko works. 0 mildness, to think use of stmnptost wlnw , And stmniniit drinks our chlof support of, henlth. 1 When Ood, with those forbidden, made choice, to rear ITI mighty champion, strong above oompnro, Whose only drink was from the liquid hrook. Mlltou. NOT OWB. Not one Rood act thnt will live In tho mem orlfw of men, thnt will find a plnee of honor upon stone, mnrhlo or brass, has evor twen done hy a man bract ted by drink. It never ennobles, It always degrade. It never brighten, but always clouds the Intellect. It never makes n man stronir or enduring, U always weakens and lowers him. 1 DRINRimi nARITft. The Reoteh nnd Irish, within nlmiit a cen tury, have become n whlsky-drlnklng peo ple, but It cnnn.it besnid that thev nre lew solier thnn the English. On the fair dnv lu the South of Ireland there Is much drunken ness, though perhas of lex nolsv character than In tho North of Euirland. The drunken mnn Is guarded by a sober friend, or a wife or sister, and tho brawls which follow are not more numerous or murderous than In London. A village of a thousand Inhabitants mnv. It is true, have forty public house, biit drunkenness depends more on the quality of liquor than on tlie number of places where it can Iw bought. The evil Is quite as groat in the larger Island as it is in Ireland, and ns terrible a scourge on the educated classes ns It Is on the jKMksantry. The drinking nt wakes is still a scandal, but they, are con ducted with much more decency than of old. Blackwood's Magazine. THE CONSKWUISCIS or DRINK. The hereditary consequence of strong drink are something nnpnlllng. A specialist In children's diseases has for twelve years been can-fully noting the difference between twelve families of drinkers and twolve fami lies of temperate persons. Of tho drinkers, twenty-five ehildren died In the llrst week of life, as ngnlnst six on the other sido. Among the children of the drinkers were five who were idloUi, five so stunted tn growth as to really dwarfs, five when older became epilep tics; one, a boy, haj grave chorea, ending in idloeyj five more were diseased and do formed, nnd two of the epileptics became by inheritance driukera. Ten only of the 11 ft v eevon children were normal in body arid mind. On the part of the sixty-one children of the temperate two only showed Inherited nervous defects; five died in the first week of life, while four in later years of childhood had curable nervous diseases, and Dfty were In every way sonnd la body and mind. Sao red Heart Ileview. oh! ib utt or it! We are fully aware of the fact that It Is Impossible to exaggerate the horrors and the extent of the misery produced In tho homes f a large proportion of the people by this drink habit; we know that we cannot fully estimate tho loss and Injury that the odni munlty suffer on account of its awful tax on the resources of labor; nor can wo fathom all the crime and degradation that is tho dl foct outcome of this terrible appetite for strong drink. No amount of regret can attne for tho wntl of a mother's awful agony over her lost son, no amount of good inten tions will compensate the wife of a drunken husband, no tears of anguish or even real re pentance will ever repair the broken hearts or stifle tho cries of homeless, starving chil dren who have been mado worse than father less by the toleration, and even protection, thU the liquor trnfna has obtained through votes. Eternity alone will reveal all the hor rors that this traffic in alcoholic poisons haa firoduced. But that the people should tame y and willingly tolerate these atrocious out rages Is a fact that challenges credulity and shooka our moral sense. Demorest, HOW TO COMBAT TRI SALOOS. At the Bloomlngdnle Church, In New York, the Rev. Madison C. Peters preached to a congregation of young men on "The Man Traps of tho City." Tho permon was not sensational, as its title might Imply, but dealt simply with an abstract phase of the situation. The preacher began by reading this extract from a letter by Abraham B. Hewitt: "Outside tho domestio circle provision should bo mado by tho city, by the churches, and by every social organization to give the young healthful amusements. I sometimes wonder that any boy in New York grows up in the paths of virtue." Following up this Idea, Mr. Totem said: "Tho only way to eombnt tho saloon and the lower class of amusements is by giving the people something better. Under existing so cial conditions the saloon supplies the popu lar want and tho masses stand by it, though It Is their worst enemy, and they will stand by it until some counter attraction Is pro vided them. It would bo a wise charity for some rich man to give tho poor a first class place of amusement. As an ethical question, every one agrees that amusements are a necessity. Tho iniiid, if kept on a stonily stretch of duty, will lose its healthy action. There is not, iu all this great city to-dnv, a place where tho great masses enn get first oloss amusement at reasonable rates. "If tho churches want to counteract the saloon evil they must establish people's club9, where all kinds of innocent games and amusements can bo given. Our saloons are invested with all tho attractions which the wealth of the brewers, who own most of them, can give them." A COLO WATEB ST0BY. Somewhere lives a farmer of such social habits that bis coming home intoxicated was onoe no unusual thing. His wife urged him In vain to reform. "Why," be would say, "I don't like to break off at once; It ain't wholesome. Tho best way is always to got used to a thing by degrees, you know." "Very well, old man," his helpmeet would rejoin, "see now if you don't fall into a bole, ono of these days, while you can't take cars of yourself, aud nobody uonrto take you out." Sure enough, as if to verify tho prophecy, a couple of days after, returning from a glor lous frolic, tho old fellow reeled Into his own well, aud nfter a deal of useless scrambling sbiutedtor his wife to come and help him out. "Didn't I tell you so," said tho good wo man, showing her cap-frill over the edge of tho parapet; "you've got into a hole at Inst, and it's only lucky I'm in hearing or you might have drowned." "Well," she continued, after a pause, let ting down the bucket, "take hold." Aud up he came, higher at evory turn of tho wind lass, until, tho old lady's grasp slipping from tho handle, down he went to tho bottom, again. This occurring more than once made tho temnirary occupant of tho well suspic ious. "Look here,' he screamed in fury, at the lnt splash, "you're doing that on pur pose, I know you nre." "Well, now I am," resiionded his wife, tranquilly, whilo winding him up once more; "didn't you toll mo it's best to get used to a thing by degrees' I'm 'fratd if I was to bring vou right up ou a sudden, you wouldn't find it wholesome." The old fellow could not help chuckling at her application of his principle, aud pro tested that ho would sign the pledge on tha Instant, if she would lift him fairly out. This she did, aud packed him off to "swear in" a Soon as ho got dry clothes ou. TESII'EBANCI MKWS AND H0TU. Rum slavery la the greatest slavery tho' world ever experienced. The annual drink bill of Cleveland, Ohio, Is said to Le ilu,uoO.(HIO. Wheu money is tight a young man who has little of it should keep sober. I'atrouiziug tho saloon Is greasing the. wheels of tho drunkard lactones. The best "closing act" is when a man closes bis mouth gaiu.st all intoxicating drinks. It is estimated that (40,000,000 were spent for liquor lust year in Chicago. What a waste! In New Zealand a person convicted of be ing au habitual drunkard is photographed and every saloon-keeper supplied with a copy. Mrs. Mary II. Hunt is quoted as saying that "Tho liquor traillo Is so protected iu Blum by tuglnud aud America that mission aries do not daro to put tho American nag over school bouse.-, lost tho natives think they are saloons." Dr. Hammond says In spfcuitlug of alcohol as a medicine, "I aiu free to say, that, weigh ing all tho points for and auiust, mankind would bo bettor, not only physically, but mentally aud morally, if its use wore alt o ithr utuilt-liM.1 " Novel Advertising Scheme. A novel scheme of advertising is accomplished by moans of the tricycle. A Fronoh inventor is using tho ma chine for printing various trado state ments on the pavements of l'nris. This font is accomplished by moms of im mense typos set into the tiro of tho hind wheels of tho machine. Ink is nsed in the printing and the typo is made of rubber. Enoh r.ibber typo is independently inserted in the wheel so that it enn be removed and othor typo inserted. Thus the machine cau be mado to print any sontenco whoso length is not longer than tho circum ference of the wheel. A reservoir, or fountain of ink is situated back of tho soat and flows to rollers, which boar on tho top of the wheels. Then as the bitter loll around the ink is conveyed to tho pavement and tho impression of tho letters is loft there. Whilo the streets of Tnris are traditionally clean, yet there is al ways enough dust which would be caught up by the iuk-facod type, a condition which would result very soon in tho clogging of tho machine. To prevent this a littlo blower, or bel lows, is placed in front of each wheel, aud as tho machine moves it ejects wind enoigh to blow away all dust immediately in lino with tho wheel. Tho machino was shown at a recent exhibition of bicycles iu rnris. St. Louis Post-Dispatch. Novel-Writing Under Difficulties. Cesaro Cautio, who died at Milan, Italy, rocently, ninoty-two years old, was tho author of a colossal "Univer sal History," and of a novel, well known aud still popular in Italy, whoso title is "Margborita Pustorla." This story ho wroto when in prison for a political offense iu 1S33-4. He wrote it on pieces of torn paper, such as he could procure, with a toothpick and iuk made from the snuff of a can dle, which he diluted with cesspool water. The work i a monument of indefatigable industry. He was a nativo of Brivio, in tho Province of Como. New York Times. Tagcs Itlacked Out, An artiolo in the English children's magazine, "Littlo Folks," about tho Czar of ltussia was entirely "blacked ont" by tho Russian oensor bofore be ing delivered to tho Russian subscrib ers of tho periodical. Tho objection nble paragraph is supposed to bo one in which the Czar, bidding farewell to the daughters of the Trinco of Wales, says: "Good-bye, my dears; vou ar9 going back to your happy English home, and I to my Russian priBou." Washington Star. A WAR ECHO. EVERY IIONOKAIILE VETERAN NERVES A PENSION. IE- And the Lone Lltnh Is not the Only Rra fton for a tiovernmeut Reward Either. (From Journal, Lewitton, Mr.) Samuel R. Jordan has just given tha Jour nal an account ot his life, which in vlow of his extremely hard lot for the past fow years will be read with Interest. "I am 48 yours old and have always lived In Now Portland. I enlisted In the army In 1862 as a private in Company A, 34th Ma. Volunteers. My army experience Injured my health to some extent, although I worked at blacksmithlng some part of the time, when iuddenly, several years ago, I was prostrated with what able physicians pronounced Lo comotor Ataxia. At first I oould got around somewhat, yet tho disease progressed quite rapidly until I had hardly any fooling In my legs and foot, they felt like sticks of wood and I grew so much worse that I could not move for three years without help, as my neighbors aud friends could testify. I em ployed several physicians In my vicinity, and elsewhere, nnd they all told me that modi oines would not help mo, that they could do nothing to effect a euro, and that tn time I should become entirely helpless. I became discouraged. I was a groat care to my wife and friends. Shortly after I met an old army comrade, Mr. All. I'arlin, a resident of Mad ison, Maine, and he Incidentally mentioned how he had tried Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for a severe ease of rheumatism aud a spinal and malarial trouble, that he had suffered with consequent of his army lire, and been greatly benefited by their use. Ry bis earnest rec ommendation I was induced to try tho pills. After taking them for a time I began to fool prickly sensations in my logs and a return of strength so I oould move them a little. After a few weeks I began to fool a marked Im provement In my condition. I soon was en abled to walk around a little with the help of crutches. After taking for some time I can now walk without crutches, my general health is much Improved and I have re gained my old-time vigor. I con walk about and enjoy life once more, for which I fool very thankful, and this happy result Is due to the use of Dr. Williams' l'iuk Pills." Dr. Williams' rink I'HIb for Tale Peoplo are not a patent medicine In tho sense thnt name Implies. They were first compounded as a prescription and used as such in general practice by an eminent physician. Bo grout was their efllcacy that it was doomed wise to place them within the reach of all. They are now manufactured by tho Dr. Williams' Medicine Company, Bchcueetady, N. Y., and are sold tn boxes (never in loose form by tho dozen or hundred, and the public are cau tioned against numerous imitations sold in this shaie) at 50 cents a box, or six boxes for J. 50, aud may bo had of all druggists or di rect by mail from Dr. Williams' Medicine Company. The fkill oud Knowledge Essential to the production ot the most perfect nd popular laxative remedy known have en abled the California Fig Syrup Co.to achieve a great success In the reputation of its remedy Syrup of Figs, as it Is conceded to be the uni versal laxative. For sale by all druggists. Mrs. Wiuslow's Soothing- tiyrupfor children teething, sufteus the gums, reduces iutlamina lion, allays pain, cures wind colic. Xfic. a bottle A GREAT G Perhaps you may think that Scott's Emulsion is only useful to fatten babies, to round up the angles and make comely -nd attractive, lean and angular women and fill out the hollow cheeks and stop the wasting of the consumptive, and enrich and vitalize the blood of the scrofulous and anaemic persons. It will do all this but it will do more. It will cure a Hard, Stubborn Cough when the ordinary cough syrups and specifics entirely fail. The cough that lingers after the Grip and Pneu monia will be sof tened and cured by the balsamic heal ng and strengthening influences of this beneficent food-medicine namely, Scott's Emulsion of Col-liver Oil and Hypophosphites of Lime and Soda. Refuse substitutes. They are never as good. Scott & Bowne. New York. AU Druggists. 50c. and Si. ;Vyy(Dill fowdev IX NcWpsss .no.strengtt' rnlcavenns0vd Hlp-lieStot a" g&mment rub utt v- Absolutely Pure ; A Joke on the Congregation, Rev. Mr. Mc.Vnuy, of Tntrytown, N, Y. , perpetratod a joko on his con gregation Sunday. Ho said some body had sent him a clipping about a deacon who wore fly paper in the crown of his hat. Ouo verso was as follows : And so 'twas not singular that This good deneon. solemn and fat, Found n dollar or more When oolloctiou was o'or Htlcktng up In the crown of his hat. Tho trouble with tho deacons of his church, tho minister said, was not thnt they had lly-pnper in their hats, but thnt they had it in their pockets. As ho couldu't livo on nothing a year ho resigned. Chicago Times-Herald. Where Rubies Are Plentiful. The ruby district of tipper Burinub is about twenty-six miles long and twelvo broad, and lies nt an elevntiou of from 4000 to 6000 feet above tho level of tho sen, Tho present area being workod for tho gems is about forty-fivo souuro miles. Chicago Times-Herald. The Door of Life. The fear of pain aud the dangers of parturition fill many a woman's breust with dis may. There is no reason why childbirth should be fraught with daneer aud distress. It is a natural function, and should be performed in natural way without un Nature never intended due suffering. thnt women should be tortured iu this way. Taken during gestation Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription robs childbirth of Its dangers to Inith mother and child, by preparing the system for delivery, thereby shortening labor, lessening pain and ab breviating the period of confinement. TheOreatest fledical Discovery ol the Age. KENNEDY'S Medical Discovery, DONALD KENNEDY, OF ROXBURY, MASS., lias discovered In one of onr common pasture weeds remedy that cures every kind of Humor, from tha worst Scrofula down to a common pimple. He bos tried it In over eleven hundred cases, and never failed except in two cases (both thunder humor). He has now In bis possession over two hundred ccrtlll Batea of IU value, all within twenty miles of Boston. Beud postal card for book. A benefit Is always experienced from the first bottle, and a perfect euro Is warranted When tho right quantity Is taken. When the lungs are afTected It cause shooting pains, like needh passing through them, tho same with tha Liver or Bowels. This la caused by the ducts being stopped, and always disappears In week after taking It Itead tha label 'If tha stomach is foul or bilious it will Cause squeamish feelings at llrst No change of diet ever necessary. Eat tho best you can got and enough of It Dose, one tnbltpooulul In water at bed time. Bold by all Druggists. W.L. Douglas S3 SHOE n'ro 3. CORDOVAW. rntNCNSttNAMClLUCAir. f'4.3.sp FincCai (.Kangaroo j.'ypoLiCE.ssoLts. Bo'i-s'SchdolShdei P 'LADIES. !7 srNnroFrATincirf Ovr On Million People wear lh W. L. Douglas $3 & $4 Shoes AU our hoes are equally aatlafactory They frlv th bet value for the money. 1 hey equal cuttum hoes In etyle and lit. Their wearing quo lit let r unsurpavactl. 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Hall Cnfarrh run H taken internally, and actn di rectly on tho Mood and niucoitn anrfano. 11 all' CHtnrrh Oiro if not n qnnek inedirinc. It wan prt'ftrritred by ono of thn lst phyrdriitna n this Country fur year, nnd in n ronulnx ttrwrriptlon. It H mmiHirM'd of thnh.-flt tonic known, com bined wlUi tho brut blond tvrlnr, noting di rortly nn tho moroun auvfiHvu. Tho porfoot combination of thn two inirredfontn to what produce Htich wonderful rtnlta tn curing cf tarrh. Hrnd for ttMimonlnln free. K. J. Chknuy A Co., 1'rope,, Toledo, (X I Bold by (lruixuirtN, price 75c. After phyl(tntn had irtven ni 11 p. I waa nvd by I IW Cur.- Hai.imi Kiuku, WlU-lam.-port, l'n.t Nnvenilor iSJ, lfux If a filleted with unrwryrnune fr. NnnoThomp Bona Kve-water. I ru Atrial mU nt .'V tvrr hot 1 10 Tha Aarmotor all 8 to I Food Cutter Worth S40for$1 I Uter . 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