The Wrn W.
There Is It way o( looking nt iMntf tHftt
Is carious anil wrong. The. .1 wing, ".r.f
of tho pudding Is in rntinit it," Is snind
iwim, Anil another "never condemn In-foro
trial." In 1 ho treatment of iiiivthinir I rent
it in (rood faith, so when Infirmities In-set ii.
tweet them with good will and force, 'i'li.ui-
Mnils have in this wiy overcome tlio w rt
(forms of rheumatism liy using St. .lu.-ot.s (1 I.
Never shrink from what Is known to li hv
thousands a positive cure for this dread com
plaint, ami tnnt is th thinn to remove t.i
trouble and solve the dotiM.
Trains worn first run on tho Thir l nvcnuo
elevated road. Now ork City, In IsTM.
, Dr. Kilmer's Nwamp-Hoot ruroj
all Kidney and lllndder troubles.
IVimphlet and Consultation tree.
I Laboratory rllnghumton. N. V.
Tha world's output of gold in IHM
amount o.l to f l.",'i,fii2. ft XI.
The Mtnnrinral
remedy for nil stomnrh and liver romplnlnts
is ltlpan Tubule, tine liil.nle nive-i re'icf.
but in severe -Mfr one should he In I en nftc
each nieiil until the trophic lis ilii;tpertml.
Mrs. Wlnslnw's Sooihinvr f-vrupfnr rhlhlren
teething, softens the kiiiii. reduce inflamma
tion, allay pnln. rnrp wind rolir. .'"e. a lol tic
I use Piso's Cure for Consumption loth in
myfsmllvnn.l prKi ih e -Iir. i. v. I'attkh
B0W, lukMer, Mull., N'ovemln-r 3, l.ii.
If afflicted with soreeves use llr. tsn.ic Thomn
nn's Kvo-wnter. 1 IriK-irist- well nt li.V ner loltl
Weak and Sore Eyes
Eyesight Became AlFoctod
Unable to Go to School
Hood's Sarsaparilla, Wrought Cure
and Built Up System.
" Two years ago my little daughter Elsio
was afflicted with ulcerated soro eyes. I
tried one of the
best doctors in the
city for about a
year but her eyes
seemed to grow
worse. I had her
fronted by an oc
ulist but tils treat
ment did not ben
' ellt thom. I then
Sik!,'V8 commenced to
' 'i Rive tho little one
r?"" -"tji Hood's Sarsapar-
C " ilia an,! Bflar
, , ' V nrst bottle I could
Elsie Cnnne.lv, nee that there was
i ArknnsK City, Kin. great improve
ment Elsio Is now nine years old. Besides
benefiting the special trouble mentioned
Hood's Sarsaparilla has made her a strong
and sprightly child. I will always speak
highly of Hood's Sarsaparilla." J. H. Cas
hed, 215 North Fifth Street, Janitor Fourth
Ward School Building, Arkansas City, Kan.
Mood's
JL parilla
Be Sure to get XYQ$
HOOD'S. Vav
Hood's Fills zr. "in.TrsVj:;-
PILL
Always Reliable, Purely Vegetable.
Perfectly tateleM,clK,intlriHitel, puree, renu
lare, nurltjr, i-lnuitt an I atreiwt len. K All WAY'S
"11X8 for the cure of nil itlr.l-rii of the Momai-h.
Bowels, Kl.tneya, lllal.ler, Nervous Ulaeaatis. bull
Dew, Vsrllgo, OMUroueai, Pile.
SICK HEADACHE,
FEMALE COMPLAINTS,
BILIOUSNESS,
INOICESTION,
DYSPEPSIA,
CONSTIPATION
All Disorders of the LIVER.
Otnerve the followln ymiitonn. reuniting from
dlM-..of the dw-Mlve orum: l omtipa, in. In
wanl plleMullDe.. of blix. l I . u-n I it i ljty o
the Mnmaota, nAiisra. hearlliuru, dik-u-.t of loo
Jul neaaut weiKht ..t tho atomaeli, sour eructatlnua,'
inklnnor nuiterlnnof the a, urt, ehnitiux or aiin.p
caUuii aenaatlona hen lu a 1 lm Puture, dhuuea
ot ylalon, douorwatia la-fore Uie .iKiit. lever and
dull im In thetaeail, detleleuev of iplra ion ve.
Kiwuoai of the nkin au.l eyea, pain In the xi.le. en'et,
fleih 'd'a flushes ul beat, Uuruiuu In thj
A fewdoaeanf RADWAVS PI1.LS will free tne
yatem of all the above named .1 laor-ler.
frtca 43c. a Box. Hulil by Uruoulaia, or
arnt by wall.
WAL i ER BAKER & CO.
ine Largest Manufacturers of
PURE. HICH CRADaT
COCOAS m CHOCOLATES
U,na taU Contuunt, hav. racetTat
inuiibu i nimnuj
flMmthagraat
Industrial and Food
EXPOSITION'S
- In Europe and America,
I Ur. or cUirr t'htmicU or Ilv.i ar.
t..i, i.u. bhk ; hv v.i".v: r!v:S!:
F auluula, auj ton. l.u Moa at ctnl a cuy.
OLO BY OHOCERg EVERYWHtHa.
JfALTEH EOKEHIiCO. DCRCHESTER. MASS.
TheUreatest Hcdical Discovery
of the Age.
KEriNEDY'S
Medical Discovery.
DONALD KENNEDY, OF ROXC'JRY, MASS,,
Haa diaoovurad lu one ot our common
Iiaature weeds a rumeJy that cur evary
kind o! Humor, from the worst Scrofula
downtoaeommon pimple, txnd fur Book.
Manish e, Mich., Feb. 14, 1805.
Dr. Kennedy,
Dear Mr :
J am (he little boy you r,nt the
Discovery to about nix weeks ago.
1 tiseU two buttUt unit also the
salve. When I bt rjan to use the
metluune my sores were as large as
a guarttr of a dollar, and now they
are as large as a ten cent piece and
1 feel much better. Mamma and
J feel very thankful to you. J shall
write again and tell you how J
am getting along.
J remain your little friend,
ANDHK V 1'OMFJiOY,
T.akf. Street.
V N l -IO
DAVIS CREAM SEPARATORS
l uu J lfcc M-eiai KM a'- I1. an.-., I it VB
i.,.. l,iu.. Il..(. lllii.lr.wd l'aiiii,a.M
M.I. led Fre. iri.i.M.h.Hc.
UAVIf Sl RANKIN BLDC. AMO MFC. CO.
Sola raianufuutureia, cnicua.0.
67R'"""'1' ' ' I'aiiilliia il a'UT.i au.l purlie
9 w u wi Iia'J. UiuaUaid a Cw., AUaiua, fc. V
rX 4. -i H:':
s
n
T- -
Timos Whon tlic Sun Fnllott.
Tho nnoiont LiBtorinu mention or
rral instances of the mm "(joiiiR out"
or failing to shino ami pivo forth its
timial amount of lient nnil light for
perioils of time varying in length from
three hours to rrvernl niontliH. Ae-
oonliiifi to rintarch the year 44 1?. C.
was olio iu which tho sun wna "weak
ami iale" for a jiorioj aiiiroxiiniitiii(r
eleven inoulhe.
Tho I'ortut,Miepo historian reeorl
"several months of iliniinisheil snn
liglit in tho year SHU A. ., ami, ne
conliiiR to Huniliolilt, thin nncnnuy
jierioil en.le.l with "ntriviro nml start
ling sky ihouomena, such as loml at
inosjiherie explosions, rifts in the
vaulteil canopy of tho blno nhovo anil
in ilivers other rnrcntul tuiaocounlnlilo
freaks." In tho vear lO'.U, on Sep-
temher ii'th (Seo Hiimholilt'a "Coa
inos"), tho mn titrueil snil.letily
black ami iemaine.1 so for threo
hours, ami iiil not regain its normal
conilition for severnl ihiys. Aocord
ins to the note.l Helu.tith's "iSolar
Energy," theilays of seeming inactiv
ity on tho part of tho sun (tho days
following the smhleu blackening of
tho great orb) were noted for a peculiar
greenish tinge, and aro marked iu old
Spauish, French and Italian records
fta "tho tiny of tho green un." Feb
ruary, 110t, A. 1)., is noted in the an
nals of marvelous phenomena s rt
month in which there were several
days that "tho sun appeared dead and
Mack, like n grant circular cinder
floating iu tho sky."
"On tho last day of February, 1200,"
says Cortvza, au old Spanish writer
on astronomy, astrology and kindred
subjects, "the sun appeared to go
suddenly out, causing a darkness over
tho country for about six hours." In
1241 tho European countries experi
enced another siojo of supernatural
darkness which the superstitious
writers of that timo attributed to
Qod's displeasure over the resnit of
tho great battle of Leigniz. Atlanta
Constitution.
Followed by a Deliig-e.
The depth of water has considerable
effect upon a vessel's speed, shoal
water retarding her. In sonio ships,
running at a high rate of speed in
shoal water, tho Btern, or after-part,
is drawn down very considerably.
This is caused by the water not filling
with sufficient quickness the cavity at
the stern caused by tho forward move
ment of tho vessel. This lack of
water at the stern causes the ship to
settle there and be pursued by a huge
wave. In one of our small, very fast
ships this settling, or "squatting," as
it is usually called, was so marked
that the crest of the following wave
actually boiled over the stern and
broke upon tho deck, and in some
much larger vessels this water oomes
pretty well up towards the dock under
similarcircumetances. Harper's Mag
azine. SEEVED IN THE WAS.
THE GRIP ALMOST WON WHERE THE
BULLET FAILED.
Our Sympathies Always Enlisted In the
Infirmities of the Veteran.
(.From the llrraUl, Woodstock, Fa.)
There is an old soldier in Woodstock, Va.,
who served in the war with Mexico and in
tho war of the rebellion, Mr. Levi MelnturfT.
Ho passed through both these wars without
a serious wouud. The hardship, however.
told seriously on him, for whon the grip at
tacked him four years ai?o it nearly killed
him. Who can look upon the infirmities of
a veteran without a foeliug of the deepest
sympathy? His townspeople saw him con
lined to his house so prostrated with great
nervousness that he could not hold a kuifo
and fork tt tho table, scarcely able to walk,
too. and as ho attempted It. he often stum
bled and fell. They saw him treated by tho
best talent to be had but still he suffered on
for four years, aud guve up dually in despair.
One day, however, he was struck by the ac
count of a cure which had been affected by
the use of Dr. Williams' link Tills. He Im
mediately ordered a box aud commenced tak
ing them. Ho says he was greatly relieved
within three days' time. The blood found its
way to his lingers, aud his hands, which had
been palsied, ushumwl a natural color, and
he was soon enabled to uso his knife and fork
at the table. He has recovered his strength
to such an extent that he is able to chop
wood, shook corn and do his regular work
about his home. He now says he can nut
only walk to Woodstock, but can walk across
the mountains He i.-i utile to lift up a tlfty
two pound weight with one hand and savs he
does not know what Dr. Williams' Tiuk 'Fills
have done for others, but knows that they
have done a great work for hi in.
He was in town last Monday, court day,
aud wa.- loud iu his praise of the medicine
that had given him so great relief. He pur
chased auothcr box and took it home with
him. Mr. MelnturfT is trilling to make nfll
davit to these fuets.
The proprietors of Dr. Williams' rink Pills
state that they are m.t a put cut medicine, but
a prescription used fur mauy years by au em
inent practitioner, who produced the most
wonderful results with them, curing all forms
of weakness arising from a watery condition
of the blood or shattered nerves, two fruitful
causes of almost every ill to which riesh is
holr. The pills are also a soeciilu fur the
trouble peculiar to femali-s, such as suppn-s-sious,
all forms of weakness, chronic consti
pation, be,-iuK down pains, etc., au.l iu the
case of men will give sedy relief uu.l efl.i-t
a iiermuueut euro in all cases arising from
mental worry, overwork or excess-s oi what
ever nature. They an- entirely harmless and
can be given to weak ami sickly children
with the greatest good and without the
slightest danger. Fink Fills are sold by all
dealers, or will be sent postpaid ou receipt of
price 4oe, a box or six bu.vs for 2. SO -they
ure never sold lu bulk or bv the 100; by ad
dressing Dr. Williams' Modicinu Company,
bchonectady, N. 1".
A tax on dogs was levied in Homo
during the reign of Nero.
Deafness Cannot be Cured
by local application, as thaycannut reach the
diseased portion of the ear. '1 hern is only one
way to cure I JeafneM. aud that is by t.,u, til u
tlonol remedies. Deafness is caused by an in
flamed condition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian 'lube. When this tube nets In
named you have a mmiillim sound or imi.er
fect heariDK. and when it is entirely d Ued
Deafness la the re-ult, and Unless luo iiiiian,.
iiiation can be taken out anu this tube, re
stored to Us normal condition. Inuring ill be
destroyed forever; nine cases out ten are
caused by catarrh, which is nnthiii l u- an lu
named conilition of the mucous surfui. s.
He will uivo One Hundred 1) nKra f.,r anv
case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can
not be cured by lloil a Catarrh Cure, bend for
circulars, free.
if' Co.. Toledo, O.
HSold bv Drumriftta, Vic.
Ural si All
To cleanse the system in a gentle and trulr
beneficial manner.when lheHpriutiuieconie.s,
use the true and perfect reuaedy,Bruiiof Figs.
One buttle will answer lor all the family aud
cosU only SO cents: tho lares futs.tl. Try it
aud be pleased. Miunifu:lurd.fejr the Cull lor
niu Fig & riip Co. oulv.
Karl's Clover it. mi, the :ral olojd purill.ir,
KlVes fresliliess su.l clean, eo U ths complex
ion uud cnr.- ci.li-i.o.lioii. cl.. (Octs., Iy.
t V."i"iy' wll"!'V"""'- hl-edy, f..r coughs
in lisle b ii.nies ! lloivlioiliid and Tar.
l'iko'a 'iuoihache Dnijis l ure iu one iui:iu;c.
''Ilrunrttes seem to bo much in
fashion this season."
Enrgo, stout women wearing tho
small derby mnke even the melan
choly smile.
Ex-Senator John .T. I ngalls describes
a woman who wants to voto ns "an
opalescent phantasy. "
Mrs. Joseph M. Whito has built a
homo nt Kensico for tho waifs ol New
York, nt a cost of about SKI, 000.
There are not more than twetity
fivo Chinese women in Now York City.
They carefully avoid tho publio gaze.
Tho Oueen le:rent of Spain has been
warned that there will bo a dotiblo as
sassination if she walks out w ith her
sou.
Mrs. Maria Lawrence, of Palmer,
Mass., has obtained a position as a
member of tho lire department of the
town.
One of tho latest eccentricities of
fnshion is to dyo owls' ho i Is au.l winirs
a bright parrot green, an. I to plaod
them on the fronts of hats.
A prominent physician says that a
capacity for tears abundant, warm
and ready oues is one of the surest
preservatives of femiuino beauty.
The toquo is tho popular hat. Black
is tho favorite color, aud to fasten
these small toques to tho hair with
rhincstouo hatpins is considered most
chic.
Manager Frick, of tho Carnogio
Works, will give the iron beams for
the Woman's Building nt the Atlanta
Exposition. It will cost him about
StWO.
To the list of fashionable colors and
shades given must bo added cream
with a slight greenish tinge, fre
quently combined with pnio pink and
blue.
Natural violets depending in water
fall bouquets from their sablo muffs
were the finishing costume tonehes of
tho six bridesmaids at a reoent Gotham
wedding.
Miss Julia Hardesty, of St. Louis,
who was born in 1811 , claims to bo
the oldest "old maid" in that city.
Thus far no one has couae forward to
dispute her claim.
Ostrich feather trimming made of
small tips is very popular for evonina
dresses, and comes iu sets shaped to
ontlino the neck, with larger feathers
to form the sleeves.
Miss Willard, niece of Francis Wil
lard, is a guest of Mrs. Cleveland at
tho White House. Miss Willard is a
singer of much excellence. She has
had superior schooling abroad.
Mrs. Florence Howe Hall, daughter
of Julia Ward Howe, is called "the
woman humorist of the oountry," and
whether in conversation, lectures or
essays, she ia always lively and witty.
A black lisle hose with a dainty red
rose design, consisting of a full blos
som and green leaves, is exceedingly
pronounced, but some would doubt
less say this was a little overdoing it.
"Senora" ia the name of the new
bright shade of Spanish red that ia
slightly less vivid than the popular
oherry-oolor, bnt more brilliant than
either the geranium or nasturtium
dyes.
The wife of the arctic explorer,
Frau Eva Nansen, is an accomplished
musician, and has lately been giving
a series of concerts in .Norway. Her
beautiful voice brings her a ready
weloome.
The'Denver (Col.) Woman's Club ia
the most remarkable organization in
the oity. Among its 350 members are
most of the women who are prominent
in art, music, literature, eduoation
and philanthropy.
Mrs. Cornelius Vanderbilt'a indi
vidual contributions to charity an
nually aggregate a very large sum.
She ia a most unostentatious giver,
and many of her deeds of benevolence
are 6aid to be done anonymously.
Mrs. Harriet Duterie, a colored wo
man, is one of the most suooessfal un
dertakers in Philadelphia. She has
carried on the business for twenty-five
years. She furnishes hearses, car
riages and all the requisites for fun
erals. Silk waists and fancy waists of other
pretty materials have become so muoh
the rage, and are still to be so greatly
the fashion, that a number of estab
lishments are now opened in this city
and out of it manufacturing nothing
but these beooming and attractive
garments.
Hand-painted dresses, with flowers
and fruit thrown in garlands all over
the skirt, or landscapes painted in
medallions on the front am' sides, are
an extravagant fancy in Faris. And
added to this elegance is a lace which
is threaded, in portieres, with small
diamonds aud costs $2000 per metre.
The Vassar girls recently decided
on a uniform to be worn in the ool
luge, to consist of a black serge dress
witn cap, tne oost of which would be
S3. 50. Rich students and poor alike
agreed that distinctions of college
dress should oease, but the President
of the institution has vetoed the uni
form. Frances Hodgson Burnett estab
lished her popularity as a writer of
fiction iu 1877 by her tale "That Lass
o' Lowries." She published "Through
One Administration" in 1888, and since
then has written mainly children's
stories, the best known being "Little
Lord Fauutleroy." She was born iu
Lancashire, England.
The annual report of the New York
Exchange for Voman'a Work shows
that last year it sold over $13,000
worth of home-mudo cukes, and that
tiuoe 1878 the value of the cukes sold
has been nearly $140,000. The Ex
change has thus fur rilled 73,'Jii2 or
ders for sewiug, embroidery and
fancy articles, and only 271 were "uu
batisfaotory." Ludy Randolph Churchill, it is not
generally knswu, had conferred upon
her by Queen Victoria some yeurs ago
the Imperial Order of the Crown of
India, a distinction exceptional
among woiiien, and to bo interpreted
us a speoial mark of royal favor, al
beit Ladv Churchill often refrained
from attending the court "functions"
whuu it'was lier privilege aud right to)
do tut.
TltK ALconot.tn AOE.
In spite of the marvellous ndvantagm ol
our present age, a great retrounwion, in an
ethical sense, Is umlcnlnlile, I lie chief cause
of which is principally dun to the iiicrwn
of drunkenness, because the beer-saloon has
become the centre and focus of social life.
This is the greatest alcoholic age the world
has ever seen. Dr. Iltvndel. Address to tho
AutliriiMiligical Society, Munich.
TOTAL ABSTINENCE AND Tit OOSrKI
When moderate drinking wns substituted
for total abstinence, Canon 1'lllson, nn.l like
minded earnest men, found that the preach
In:? of the (lospol was like "casting pea'ls
More swine. Hut when the stumbling
block of drink was removed bv "entire n!--
stinenee from that which had "b i the oc-
rasion of the sin." and Christian men niul
women, "in the overeiso of their Christian
liberty" associated themselves with the vic
tlmc of the drink, "in their voluntary ab
stinence." It trnti f,tt.l l.u l... .i I ...
catne again "the power of Ood unto snlvii-
lvu- nullum rnniosmnu.
A Dl-SINESS VIEW or MODKHATK KH1NKINO.
A writer who ti .liueiiujlt... tln .....wt.,.. ..r
drinking and total abstinence from n practi
cal business point of view uud. ignoring the
moral fin, I neiithnentiil l.l. u..t.o. ..1 .r.. i..
suraneo companies find the'nioderate drinker
a inure niuiLr.'r.Mis nsK ami ins mortality
greater, hence refuse to insure him nt ordi
nary rates, or at all. Mercantile n jcncii-s
find that hllMincttu i..in.li,..l,bl l.i- ......I......
drinkers is more precarious nn.l followed by
n n'-eio-r uuuiueroi itiiiuros, neneo rate such
linns Iowbs to reap.sn-ifhimv. Hiitlrond com-
nnilloei find thfit ncel.lent nn.l 1.,ou.h l.,...,n...
under the care of moderate drinkers; that
the Income and stability of the rond are
diminished, compared with the same service
by total abstainers. Capital everywhere dis
covers by figures and statistics, which have
no other meaning, thnt under the care nnd
COlltrol of mn.li.rnin ... nv..iu.divu . Irit.
loss., perils and risks of buines nro iu-
snuiMed." l,,i,nln. llnltl. XI
I - I.""""' ..
A sick House.
A brewer once liouuht a horse from n fnrni-
sr, audsetltto work drawing a beer wagon.
aunougu tint annual was well irroomel
and cared for, it was observed that in the
course of a few weeks he beirnn to full awnv
In flesh and spirits, and soon went off his feed
altogether. The ease was so mysterious that
he went to see the farmer alsuit It. "I cau
not account for the matter at nil." said the
farmer; "that horse was a most jierlwt ani
mal, perfectly sound in every way, and I
never had any trouble with him. Let us call
In a veterinary surgeon." Having secured the
professional, all throe proceeded to the stable,
and the expert proceeded to mnke a careful
examination of the horse. "I am completely
Bt a loss to account for it," said the surgeon.
"The horse is in nerfeot condition, so far as
I can see. I cauuot explain." "Then I will,"
Mid tho horse, who had somehow found hu
mnu speech. "I am simply ashamed of the
business I am In! When 1 was working for
the farmer I was doing something useful.
Now I am employed in doing that which
serves no good purp we, but rather eurs-stho
community, and it makes me sic1;!"
Moral It would be better for huinanitv if
horse sense w ere more eommon. Cauudiau
Templar.
thk pot or cuiLDitoon.
The drunkard's children come Into tho
world mentally and physically weak. Di one
lunatic asylum, out of some' threo hundred
Idiots, half were found to bo the children of
trunken parent. Dr. J. B. Hellier, Leeds,
,8 m,
Of fifty-two pawnwbrokere in Mirailnglinm,
fcrty-three say that the pawning of ehil
Iren's clothing constitutes from ten to twen
ty per cent, of the general trade. Child's
Sunrdlan, 1803.
I have seen a man strip his child in the
Itreet, and take the clothes to pledge, in
iruer to get artnk. 1'awnbroker s testimony
n Child's Guardian, 18H3.
The birds of the air will tear feathers from
heir breasts for the oomfort of their young
0 the nest, and It is sad to know that them
ire homes where parents strip the the cloth
Jig from their children for drink. Dr. Stow
ill Rogers, lilruiingham, in Child's Guar-
uan, lava.
The SooietV for the Proventlnn nf rnieltv
io Children hud that, while an enormous
tumner ot cases of cruelty am not due to
Irunkenness, the total child suffering in the
and, due to that one cause would furnish
naterial for on inferno to which all imagina
tive compositions on the place would bo
Tanquillzing reading for delicate sensibill
des. Child's Guardian, 1893.
In a taper read before the Fhiionnohical
Jooiety of Liverpool, in 1893, the authors,
Dr. H. K. Jones and Mr. H. E. Davlee, state
;nat nine out oi every thousand children
born In Liverpool die by violent means, and
he conclusion could not be avoided that the
(reat source of this criminal violence Is
lrink. Thev also state that more of the un
timely deaths occur on Saturday night than
upon every otnei night ol the week.
TBS BtOHT SORT OF PLCCX.
Thirty years ago two Irish immigrants.
tmployed as porters In New York warehouse,
undertook to study law. After working from
morning until night packing goods, loading
irays and making deliveries, they sat up un
til Vi o'clock In their rooms in a boarding
bouse reading law books and discussing
principles and coses.
The ambitious young men were so doenlv
Interested in their night work that they fre
quently argued points of law during leisure
moments at the store, ond naturally exjiosed
themselves to charting and ridicule. With
Irish wit they parred every thrust and never
lost their tomjiers.
Their companions nicknamed them IhA
"Judge" and "Lawyer Johu," and asked
them mockingly whether they thought that
merenants would consult them as lawyers
after employing them as porters.
"They may do It." answered the "Judge."
"after we have worked up a tine criminal
practice In keeping out ot the penitentiary
night brawlers like yourselves, who ought to
be in their beds aud asleep."
"Instead of loading your druvs," said an
Intemperate clerk, "you staud there arguing
whether an injunction could lie brought
against the ilnu for obstructing the sidewalk.
You are your own lawyers and you have fools
for clients. "
"Judgment may be affirmed." said "Law
yer John," "but not with cost. We have
borrowed our law books and we save money
by keeping out of the saloons. It costs us
less to fuddle our bruins with law than with
drink. A debauch over Blackstoue leaves a
better taste in the mouth than a night spent
in carousing."
o the laugh in the end turned aguiust the
intemperate clerk. The young porters knew
how to take and return a joke, liy theit
good humor they amused everybody in the
store, aud it was not long before mcmlrs of
the firm helped them to get clerkships in law
oflloes.
One of them is to-dnv on the bench, and
the other is a lawyer with a lucrative prac
tice. They made their way rapidly, and
neither criticism nor ridiculo kept them
back. Catholic Iteview.
TZHPEBANCK KEWS AND NOTES.
Every drunkard used to boast that he
could drink or lot it alone.
Tennessee's Legislature will be petitioned
for a scientlflu temperance instruction law,
and to extend the benettts of tho four udle
law to incorporated towns.
Ths population ot tho earth is estimated at
1 ii.l .bt IUI u. h .... In.-,!...1. ...... ...I
drink bill Is but little less thuu a dollar for
every Inhabitant ou the globe.
Bishop Fallows, ot Chicago, has liought
out a saloon to run his new temperance
drlnkiug-huuse iu. His llrst act was to empty
tlia whole stock ot wines aud liquors into
the gutters.
One of the foremost women physicians ot
Engiund, Doctor Anderson iirowu, lias estali
lishud au industrial farm for iueiiriutu wo
men. The test of the practicability of out
door life as a cure for druiikeuuuss will !e
made under the auspice of the Womuu s
iuuiperanue Association.
A sample of ginger wine bought iu a Lon
don store where only temperance Is-verages
were sunnosed to be sold was found to con
tain ten percent, of proof spirits.
Temperance that virtue without pride.
aud fortuue without envy; that best gtiar.liau
of youth and support of oid age; the precept
of reason as welt as of religiou; the universal
mediciue of life that dears tho lieu I uud
cleanses the blood and strengthens the
nerves; iu a word, that seeuros anil per'ouie
the digusiiou. Sir Wiiliau Temple, !&?,
r
A lioso ltnrgain.
A man, notorious for his "ncor
ness," lately weut iuto a butcher's
and inquired tho prico of a soup bone.
The proprietor of the shop is a gen
erous fellow, aud iu nuswer to the old
man's question he said, "Oh, I'll give
you that."
The customer put his hand to his
ear. Ho is somewhat hard of hear
ing, aud had missed tho other's re
ply. "Citu't you take something off that ?"
he asked.
Tho butcher took pity on him.
"Yes," ho said, "call it twopence. "
And the old man went homo with a
comfortable sense of having made a
good bargain. Tit-llits.
Wb
GIVE AWAY
A Sample Package (4 to 7 doses j of
Dr. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets
To any one sending name and address to
us en a postal card.
QNCE USED THEY ABB ALWAYS IN FAVOR.
Hence, our object in sending them out
broadcast
mm Qy -rot" -
They absolutely cure
SICK HEADACHE,
Biliousness, Constipation,
Coated Tongue, Poor Ap
petite, Dyspepsia and kin
dred derangements of the
Stomach, Liver and Bowels.
Don' I accept some substitute said
to be "just as good."
The substitute costs the dealer
less.
It costs you ABOUT the same.
HIS profit is in the "just as
food."
WHERE IS YOURS?
Address for FftEE Sample,
World's Dispensary Medical Association,
A'o. 663 Mala SL, BUFFALO, ft. .
Coughs and Colds,
Sore Throat, Bronchitis, Weak Lungs, General Debility and
all forms of Emaciation are speedily cured by
Scott's EmuLaSipn;
Consumptives always find great relief by taking it, and
consumption is often cured. No other nourishment restores
strength so quickly and effectively.
Weak Dabies and Thin Children
are made strong and robust by Scott's Emulsion when other
forms of food seem to do them no good whatever.
The only genuine Scott's Emulsion ia put up iQ salmon
colored wrapper, lief use cheap substitutes!
Send for pamphlet on Scott's Emuliion. FREE.
Soott A. Bowne, N. Y. All Druggists. 60 cents anrl 9 1.
I) i-n.an'llV..IVI r J.
nM-.r&-nnf;ulCi'
Why ho Never Married.
When a mnu tempts fato by remind
ing a spinster of her couditiou, his
punishment is generally swift au.l
sure. In a oouuty of Ireland where
tho Quakers aro numerous the entire
body ou one occasion gathered to
gether for oue of their quarterly
meetings.
After the exercises of the uioruing a
public luncheon . was held, at which
all tho Friends attended. Thooouver
sution turned to matrimony.
"Uridget," said au unmannerly
youthful member of ho society,
speaking across tho crowded tublo to
n prim, elderly maiden "lady, "wilt
thou toll mo why thou bait never
married?"
"Certainly, friend William," re
sponded the ready liridget, iu a voice
audible over the room. '"Tis be
cause I am not so aisy pleased as thy
wile was." Tit-Bits.
BEECHAM'S PILLS
(Vegetable)
What They Are For
Biliousness
dyspepsia
sick headache
bilious headache
indigestion
bad taste in the mouth
foul breath
loss of appetite
when these conditions are caused by constipation; and
constipation is the most frequent cause of all of them.
One of the most important things for everybody
to learn is that constipation causes more than half the
sickness in the world, especially of women; and it can
all be prevented. Go by the book, free at your drug
gist's, or write B. F. Allen Co., 365 Canal Street, New
York. Pills, 10c. and 2 5c. a box.
Annual sales more than 6,000,000 boxes.
THE CLEANER
'TIS." WHAT IS
APQL
For Tripping Tongues.
Tho popularity of Teter Tiper'i
celebrated peek of pickled poppers
will probably never wane as a snare
to catch the tongue that would fain bo
a;ile; but the teat has formidablo
rivals. The following short sentences,
as their authors iiuuiitain, do wonders
iu ballltug tho ordiuary powers of
speech: "lla.o ou the gay gray
brigade." "Tho sea coaseth, and it
stilliceth us." "Suy, should such a
shapely sash shabby stitches show?"
".Strauge strategic statistics." "Qivo
Orimes Jim's gilt gig whip."" JSarah
in a shawl shoveled soft snow sofiNs"
"A cup of coffee iu a copper colleo
cup." Loudon Weekly Telegraph.
Thcouioial returns of the produc
tion of sugar iu Queensland for the
year 1804 show that the output ex
ceeded that of 1893 by ten thousand
tons.
sallow skin
pimples -
torpid liver
depression of spirits
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