THE FOREST REPUBLICAN If tUkt rrny Wday, fey J. E. WENK. Offlo in Bmaarbangh Co.'a Building BUI ITUn, TIONKSTA, r Terms, . . tuo ptrTar. K nW-ttrtloii mcIt fc a ifturUr Mriod tk Ikrn Biontb. RATI OP ADVERTI3INC Fok REPXJB CAN On Square, on Inoh, n. 1 n Mr-tin . , On quar, on inch, on month.... On Square, on inoh, tor, month. , On ISquara, on inoh, on 7w Two Squares, on ynr Quarter Column, on yor. ........... Half Column, on var.... 09 00 MM 15 00 80 0C SO 00 'On Column, on yar. - . - 100 "0 Lacal xiTertuwnunti to enti p Ma aeh Inwllaa. Man-iac and death notion. fnfc. All bill, for yearly advsrtiarawnoi on VOL. XXVIT. NO. 18. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 22, 1894. &1.00-PEK ANNUM. quarterly. Temporary ndwtwim ts M paid In advance Job work wth oa delivery. ennnu-y. N Bllc will Uki I a unruu ovumucaueu. Ono-sovonth of the" territory of France in oomposed of forests. American watches nro now made equal to those that come from Switz erland. Butter has not depreciated in price like grain, note the American Farmer. It in higher now than whon wheat wag SI and rye and corn sixty oonts a bushel. At Washington, alleges the Detroit Free Tress, there is a list of all the known Anarchists in the world, and their plnoe of residence when last heard from. Tho French Government has a similar lint. Tho Southern States are said to contain at least 70,000,000 acres of waste land which might bo devoted to tho production of rice. This would increase the present annual crop of 237,000,000 pounds to 70,000,000,000 pounds. In Nanking, China, a poor man can limit his food bill to two cents a day, and on $4 a mouth ho cau support a family and lay up money. A good farm hand can be hired for (12 a year. A man cau be well fed and woll dressed on a dollar a month. Judge Colt, of the United States Conrt of Boston, has denied the appli cation of Shcbaxto Suito, a Jap, for naturalization papers. He holds that Japanose, as well as Chinoso, are ex cluded by the expression, "white mon," in tho Chinese exclusion act. It is proposed to establish an inter national marriage bureau, with head quarters in Berne, Switzerland, for the purpose of regulatiug marriages between natives of different countries and so doing away with the anomalies nnd cruelties which at present too often result from marriages between aliens. There is a dearth of good poetry in these times, according to the poetical editor of a New York magazine. He says that the demand for it has for a good while been greater than the sup ply, and he believes that the pro ducers of it have been discouraged by the newspapers. For years past a number of papers have often taken occasion to Bneer at a great deal of the poetry throwj on the market, and the younger poets especially have felt disheartened under the slighting re marks of writers who were unable to appreoiate their verse. It is evident that these poets are determined to withhold their products from the pub lic until such time aj they can have a reasonable assuraaoe of better treat ment. The older poets are hardened against abuse, but they cannot turn out poetry every day. ' -Alaska has been a part of the United States since 1867, and of late has been rapidly growing in commercial im portance, enforcing the need of the statutes and the enactment of a sys tematic code for the regulation of its concerns. It is as large as England, Ireland, France and Spain put to gether, containing 585,000 square miles, so that it is no pocket borough or Northwestern Rhode Island which is to be legislated for, but a spacious and stretching territory likely in time to beoome of the first commercial and other importance. Its fisheries stand in the first rauk, its production of gold increases year by year, and may some time be as abundaut as that of California or Middle Africa, and it possesses many other productive capabilities likely to be rapidly de veloped. Immigration thero shows a steady increasing volume, as do its tables of export and import, and alto gether it is entitled to the most seri ous and attentive legislative considera tion. The statement that advices have been received at Copenhagen, by way of Greenland, that the two young Swedish botanists, Bjorling and Kall stenius, had started for Labrador in a small open boat will revive interest in these hardy explorers, thiuks the New York Press. Bjlorling and Ilall stenius, with five assistants, set out two years ago on a voyage of discovery in the Arctio regions. Their hazard ous expedition awakened much atten tion at that time from the fact that the young men defrayed the expenses of the journey out of their own limited resources and were actuated purely by enthusiasm for scieL title research. Nothing had been heard from them for a long time, although repeated ef forts hud been made to fiud traces of them, and it had begun to be feared that they had suffered the fate of so many others who have braved the perils of the polar zone. Many besides relatives and frieuds will hope that the brave Swedish explorers will yet be restored to their homes, The value of tho steel manufactured in tho United States every year is abont $500,000,000. The oombined assets of tho Roth sohild family in Europe aro not less, it is said, than 12,000,000,000. Since Denmark established dairy schools and made a science of butter making 100,000,000 pounds of butter have been exported from the country annually. The Japanese in New York have formed a sooicty to promote tho wel fare of their peoplo in that city. The first Btep to be taken will be to estab lish a free night school, where lectures on pertinent subjects will be given. It is estimated by the New York Witness that $1,500,000 worth of fire works are imported into the United States each year three-quarters of which are used on the Fourth of July. How many boys bid farewell to fingers or thumbs is not Btated. The Atlanta Constitution observes : An interesting plan is under discus sion in the Legislature of the colony of Victoria, Australia, for the relief of farmers who wish to borrow money on their land. The Savings Bank Commissioners are to be authorized to "assist produoors" by lending them money to the amount of half tho value of their land, under a plan by which borrowers will repay principal and five per cent, intorcst in extended half-yearly installments. The Com missioners would be recouped by four per cent, mortgage bonds, issued locally and guaranteed by the Govern ment. The hatred of Italians in Franoe by the French lower classes, intense be fore the assassination of President Carnot, has beoome so bitter that the Italians are fleeing for their lives from many sections of France, states the Chioago Record. The people of Italy are maddened by this unreason able hatred, and in Turin and other places reprisals have already com menced against French residents. The little fire of individual persecution blazes brightly now. There is danger that it may extend and beoome a con flagration of international war. There has been no love lost between the countries for years. Tho Louisiana Legislature has with out opposition voted an appropriation for the construction of a bust or statue of Thorny Lafon, the colored philan thropist, who died in New Orleans a few months ago. The Governor will have the selection of the statue, and will deoido upon its location. It will probably be placed in the State House. It is asserted that this is the first statue ever erected to a colored man in the South, and one of the first in the country. Lofon, who was eighty years old when he died, left a fortune of $600,000, nearly all of it to charity. He founded an asylum for old people and one for girls, and gave the rest to other benevolent institutions. His original intention was to make these institutions open to both white and colored, but he was persuaded to abandon that idea because the whites are already well provided with elee mosynary institutions. The Louisville Courier-Journal re marks: "Congress was quite right to make Labor Day a National holiday. It does not matter what motives urged Congress to do such a thing. There is nothing the American peoplo need more than holidays. We haven't anything like enough of them. There is too much striving and scraping1, too much work and more worry, too fast a pace and too little rest, too much burning of the caudle at both ends, too much high-pressure living. We don't know enough about how to rest. We too rarely invite our souls to mer riment, but keep body and brain bent upon the wheel of daily cares, and pride ourselves more upon showing how far we can defy nature than how wisely we cau conserve it forces. It is telling on us. Nature is beginning to exaot its debt, sometimes all at once in the suddeu breakdown of a vigorous physique, sometimes with the usury of a wicked mind, often in the shattering of nerves and the enforced rest that comes too late to comfort and repair. We have been spend thrifts of our energies, and have be gun to think of economy none too soon to avert bankruptcy. Plenty of holidays, plenty of outings, plouty of parks, plenty of nonsense, plenty of fun aud frolic that's the prescription for the overworked, overworried American. He wants now and then to lose the trail of the dollar and cool the fever of chasing it. He needs to coin some of his time into health aud happiness and not all of it into money. FOUND THE YEAR, Oh, beautiful world of green 1 When bluebirds enrol olear, And rills outlenp, And new buds peep, And the soft sky seems more near. With billowy green, and leaves, what then? How soon we great the red again 1 Oh, radiant world of red ! When roses blush so fair, And winds blow sweet, And lambkins bleat, And the bees hum here and there. With trill of bobolinks Ah, then, Before we know, the gold again I Oh, beautiful world of gold ' When waving grain Is ripe, And applos beam, Through the hnsy gleam, And quails on th ienoe-rall pipe. With pattering nuts, and winds, why then Bow swiftly falls the white again I Oh, wonderful world of white t When troes are hung with laoe, And the rough winds chide, And snowflakes hide Each bleak, unsheltered place. When birds and brooks are dumb, what then? Oh, round we go to green again I George Cooper.tn New York Independent. ANGEL, BY MRS. It. L. BAYNE. A-V-Y, oh, D-a-y-y, o-o-m-e h-o-m-e ; m-a-m-ni-a w-a-n-ts y-o-u." The mother's call rang ont clear and good-natured ly shrill over the long garden where the convolvulus M3 3 beWs were closing, irA-' J and the nastur tiums nodded their yellow heads, and reached the ears of a little boy who was playing "all by his lonesome in the old-fashioned summer-house at the foot of the garden. "Tummin", mamma," came book the quick answer, and Mrs. Pond, Davy's mother, went back to her pleasant sitting-room and the company of a neighbor who had called. "He's a strange child, Davy is," said the mother. This was no gossip she was talking to, and it was a relief to speak of Da vid's peculiarities to one who would listen to her, and aid her by advioe or sympathy. The child's father looked npon her fears as the expression of rank heresy. His Davy his little man I There never was such a boy in the world, none as bright and com panionable. At the same time the father knew that his boy was not quite like other children, or why would he prefer to play alone rather than with the little ones of the neighborhood? "Yes," Mrs. Pond was saying, "he talks to himself nearly all the time. I can hear him ia the arbor, and I have stolen down there often, but he was always alone, playing with the leaves, or talking in a low voice. And he has hallucinations. I know it, beoause he talks in his dreams of a plavfellow he calls 'Angel.'" "Perhaps," suggested the neighbor, cautiously, "he really does see the angels. I read in a book once a story of an old lady who had died but couldn't rest in her grave beoause she had hidden her will, and her nieoe, to whom her money was left, could not find it. So she came back to earth to try and show her where the will was. The girl eould not see her, but walked through and through her, but the dog could see her and the child in the cradle, and it reached out its hands to her." "That," said Davy's mother, "is only a book story. I couldn't believe it if I tried." I "I believe there are influences we do not know how to receive," said the other women ; "some are born of flame, some of flesh and some of the spirit. Perhaps Davy is under control ; he may have visions." At that moment the little fellow came running in. He was a pretty boy, but not healthy-looking. His soft, curling hair lay in rings on a pale, high forehead. A blue mark, said to predict early death, lay between his delicate brows. The same blue ap pearance fettled about his mouth. He panted, with the exertion of running. Mrs. Pond looked meaningly at her iriend and began to question the ohild in the lingo of mothers. "Where has Davy been?" "Play in' wif Angel." "Why doesn't Davy bring Angel home?" "Angel won't come." "Where does Angel go when Davy comes in the house?" "Davy doesn't know." The child spoke with a sad regret, even as the little boy in the story of the Pied Piper, who all his life lamented that because he was lame he did not get to the cave in time to be swallowed up with the other children, but only caught one glimpse of the wonderful country into which they were gone. Another year has passed over Davy's yellow head. He is in a new country, but he knows little of it. From the garden of Iowa to the garden of Michi gan is not a great change to a child who is so ill he must be carried on a pillow all the way. He had fallen siok and faded from the day, almost from the hour, when the family left their old home, and he was torn, sob bing aud unhappy, from the old arbor and his "dear Augel." His mother hud been very patient with him and the kind neighbor who came to see him oil told him that angels went everywhere; they were not subject to rules like other people, aud did not need to be conveyed by steam curs or boats from one point to another. But Davy wai not comforted. It was strange then and it seemed stranger afterward when they thought about it, although none of them sus pected the truth. Davy's lather took it for granted that the boy was play ing that he had an angel visitor, just as children play "house" or "com pany" to amuse themselves. Once ho had stolen on Davy unawares, not to surprise any celestial visitor the big, healthy man would have laughed at such a delusion but to make the boy scream with the happy surprise of see ing him. And he had heard a strange, low singing, something like the sing ing of a bird, but of no bird he had ever listened to, and it surprised him greatly. When he ponnoed on Davy from the door of the arbor the boy was alone, but there was a strange rustling of the loaves and bushes, as if from some invisible presence. "Were yon singing, Davy?" "No, papa." "Who then, my boy?" "Angel," and the child hung his head. And Mr. Pond did what he was sorry for long after. ' He Bhook the child angrily, and insisted npon a descrip tion of the angel who was supplanting father and mother in the heart of the boy. But Davy would only sob and say, as he had often done before, that his angel was "boo'ful, an' Davy loves him." It was circus day in the new town to which Davy's folks had moved, and Mr. Pond tried to interest the child in the street parade, but his sick senses were wholly inadequate to the task. The disappointed man bore the little white-robed form baok from the low window opening on the lawn, and laid him on the pillow with a sinking heart. He knew now, what neither dootor nor parson oonld have made him believe, that the hours of the boy's life were numbered. if the prancing horses, the gay bands of mu sic, the wonderful animals, could not charm away his sickness, then noth ing could help him, and the father cursed, in the feeble fashion of impo tent humanity, the unknown evil that was destroying his child. While the child lay panting on his pillow, there was lively scene under the big oircus tent where a great many things were going on at once. It is only with one part of the circus that this story has to do, and that is known as the side show. It was the tent of the beautiful and renowned Mme. Selika Houssan, the oriental snake charmer. This lady was advertised in mammoth posters as the Queen of Snake Charmers, and she drew great crowds, for this was really the part of the show that answered fully to all its advertised attraction,. Mme. Hous san was young and beautiful, and handled her snakes in the most fear less and expert manner. She stood within a railing, and close to her was a glass case filled with baby snakes, that looked like silver ropes as they twinned about a blanket in whioh they were wrapped. She wore snakes on her wrists, clasping them like brace lets. Big boa-oonstrictors wreathed themselves about her white neck and shoulders. She would lift their flat heads, and they would dart their forked tongues against her cheek, when she said in her pretty voioe, "kiss me." Then she would lay them on the shelf that ran outside of the railing, the crowd would fall back in a panio, but the reptiles hung there slightly mov ing their protruding heads, but not offering to slip away. "Now," said the madame, taking out of its box a beautiful, brilliant-striped snake of the variety known to natural ists as the "Colubres Eximius," or house-snake, "I show you my so uni que pet, my beauty, lie loves me ; he knows what I say. nee, how smart ho is? the nice fellow 1" Madame put the snake through his paces, and he was indeed a pet and prodigy. He saluted her with so many varieties of Oriental kisses that the young fellows wanted to strangle him. Then he playfully bit her finger, and was scolded, whereupon he sulked. "Now you shall hear him sing," said madame, and, at her prompting, he gave a little chirping sound that answered very well for a song, and was curiously sweet and fascinating. "Now I shall show you something so very strange, so uncommon," said the snake-charmer, and she tied a piece of bright blue satin ribbon around the arched neck of the dappled snake. "You watch, you see. What you call a transformation scene so. " The ribbon turned from bright blue to a pale color. Soon it was intensely, purely white. "What does it?" yelled the crowd. "It is how you call it? electric snake." Then to questions by the more curi ous of the crowd she informed them glibly that the pet had come to them when they were performing in Guiana; that it was a native of the Brazils, aud that its classic name was "Trigono cephalus inutus," and that the natives of that part of the world regarded it as sacred. All of which was a rodo montade ont of madame's textbook on the education of snakes. But the peo ple swallowed it all and felt that they were getting their money's worth. Next iiimUmo laid her pet on the shelf while she turned the baby snakes loose. The crowd lost sight of tho ribbon decorated pet iu the excitement of seeing the new excitemout, and so did madame herself, aud it was not until she had finished her performance for that time and reached out for the pythoness and the anaconda, that she missed it. There was an instaut clearing of the place, people tumbled over each other in their haste to get away, but never again did the eyes of Madame Houssan rest upon her "so unique pet." Hj had vanished from her horizon forever. The doctor, who had given Davy up, his father and mother and a few sor rowing friends, sat by his pillow and fanned him incessantly to keep the breadth of life in his frail little body. There was no sound of talking or weep ing, but in utter silence whioh was suddenly broken by the sweet song of a bird. They all heard it and on each it bad a peculiar influence, something uncanny, like the spoech of inani mate things. But Davy was transfig ured. He lifted himself on his pillow and, with incredible strength, screamed at the top of his voioe : "Angel my boof'l Angel !" The astonished parents looked at each other. Then, before they could speak or move, a strange thing hap pened, so strange that I, its historian, will not ask you to believe it without the evidence of Btranger things that have previously occurred. A long, sinuous, brilliantly-marked snake dart ed in through tho open window and sought Davy's bed. Those present fell back in a fright. The next mo ment it was clasped in the child's arms, was caressing every line of his wasted face, singing thst weird song that sounded like a harp's vibration and twining itself about the frail body with a loving clasp. And Davy was restored bofore their very eyes, say ing over and over again in his blessed baby patois: "Me love Angel me so glad." How the snake came into the pos session of the circus can only be guessed. In its long search for its lit tle human playmate it had probably been captured, when its beauty and tameness made it an attraction. Natu ralists familiar with- the species as sured the child's parents that the snake was as harmless as a kitten, and as it caused the little fellow's speedy restoration to health, it was endnred by them, if not loved. That it had found Davy by some powerful oocult faoulty seems certain. It was soon known that this was the attraction that had escaped from the cirous, but the oir cus had gone its way and knew noth ing of its performer's fate. And Davy's prior right to his Angel was never disputed.--Detroit Free Press. WISE WORDS. Cupid is thinkless. Love is the divino hypnotism. Only a fool fishes with a gold hook. Custom is oftentimes an ignoramus grown old. Occupation is the necessary basis of all enjoyment. A woman will do more kindly things than she will say. A certain amount of friotion is neces sary to friendship. Man's inoonstancy is no greater than woman's inconsistency. There are as many men angels as there are women angels. Men would be different if their con sciences were not elastic Truth is mighty aud will prevail when there is money in it. "Love me little, love me long," and remind me of it occasionally. An obstinate man does not hold opinions, but they hold him. There are many good women who make bad wives, and vioe versa. To kick the man who kicks your dog is no satisfaction to the dog. When impious men bear sway, the post of honor is a private station. "Put yourself in his plaoe," but don't expect to stay there forever. What a woman says to-day does not apply to what she may think to-morrow. The sunshine of life is made up of very little' beams, that are bright all the time. The chains of habit are too small to be felt, until they are too strong to be broken. Do not wait for extraordinary cir cumstances to do good actions; try to use ordinary situations. Adversity has the effeot of elioiting talents which in prosperous circum stances would have lain dormant. When a man asserts that all men are rascals at heart, you may be certain that there is at least one man who is a rascal at heart. One difference between wealth and fame is, fume is what other people think a man has, and wealth is what he knows he has. Curious Habit of Beetle,. Certain! beetles have long been known to ejeot or give out a repul sive fluid from joints of their bodies, or from their legs, or from eversible glands. M. Cuenot has recently studied the oases of . the ejection of blood from these beetles. The fluid, however, is not red, as the blood of insects is either oolorless or slightly yellowish. Lady birds, oil beetles aud other vegetable feeders are such as possess this habit. The winter ha, added to this list one of our oommou' beetles whioh sends out a pale milky fluid smelling like laudanum, the odor being exactly that emitted by oortaia moths of the Arctiau family. New York Independent. Etna's Climate. The variations in temperature at the summit of Mount Etna, whose height is nearly 11,000 feet, have been re corded, after many difficulties, by rrofessors Kioeo and nana. The climate resembles that of the North Cape or the Crocken. Automatic or personal observations on 4'Jt days be tween August 27, 18!ll, aud February in, lH'Ji, showed a meau annual tem perature of twenty-four degrees F., with a maximum of sixty-one degrees aud a maximum of thirty-oue degrees. the mean daily vunatious was about thirty in winter and twelve degrees iu summer. Atlanta J ournal. A REMARKABLE LIBRARY. QUEER ABORIGINAL BOOKS OWNED BT AN ETHNOLOGIST. Origin or Printing Hooks for the In dians, With Interesting Facts About the Cherokee Alphabet. PERHAPS tho most remarkablo small library in this country is the property of James C. Pilling, the well-known eth nologist of Washington. It is the largest existing collection of books in Indian languages, and of these lan guages there are no less than fifty-five in North America north of Mexico. All of them are distinct tongues, as different from one another as Chinese and English. More than one-half of the 500 dia lects into which the fifty-five languages referred to are divided are preserved in books. It is believed that the first book printed on this continont was in an Indian language the "Nahuati" published at the City of Mexico in 1539. The first Bible printed in Amerioa was in an Indian tongue the celebrated Eliot Bible. This is one of the most costly of all rare bonks. Abont forth copies of it were specially prepared with a dedication to Charles II. One of these, in good condition, is now worth about $2000. The first printing done west of tho Rocky Mountains was in the Nez Perce language. It was a primer for Indian children, turned ont from the mission press at Clearwater, Idaho, in 1839. Tho press that did the work had been brought by the missionaries all the way from the Hawaiian Islands. The first book printed in Dakota was a dictionary of the Sioux lauguago, produoed in 1866 at Fort Laramie. It was prepared by two officerj of the United States army, Lieutenants Hyde and Starring, to pass away the weary hours during a long and cold winter at that lonely outpost of civilization. They were aided in the work by an in terpreter and by the Indians who loafed about the fort. The type was set up by the soldiers, and fifty copies were struck off on a crude hand press. Only two copies are now known, one of them belonging to General Star ring, of New York, a brother of the author, and the other to Mr. Pilling. The only existing alphabet that is the product of one man's mind and iu which a literature has been printed was the invention of a half-breed Cherokee Indian. His name was Se-quo-yah, and he had no education whatever, but it occurred to him that he could express all the syllables in the Cherokee tongue by characters. Finding that there were eighty-six syllabic sounds in tho language he devised for eaoh one of them a pe culiar mark. For some of the marks he took characters of our own alpha bet, turning them upside down. With these symbols he set about writing letters, and by means of them a cor respondence was soon maintained be tween Indians of his raoe in Georgia and their relatives 500 miles away. At present this alphabet or, more properly speaking, syllabary is iu general use among the Cherokees. Iu no other language cau the art of read ing be learned so iiuickly. Whereas a fairly bright child learns to real well in English in two and a half years, a Cherokee youngster is able to ae quire fluency in reading books writ ten in this syllabary within two months and a half. In 1827 the Amer ican board of foreign missions de frayed the cost of cisting a font of typo of the characters. The literature composed with them is now very ex tensive, numerous books and some of the newspapers of the Cherokees be1 ing published in the syllabary. Later, iu 1810, an improved sylla bary wail devised by the Rev. James Evans, a missionary anion? the Crees. It was phonetic, and the char acters were simpler, beiu? composed of squares and parts of squares aud circles and parts of circles. The zeal ous clergyman cut his type out ot wood aud made casting from the orig inal blocks with lead from tea chest. whioh he begged from officers of the Hudson Bay Company. He manufac tured ink out of soot and on a hand press of his own construction pnntj.l many little tracts aud leaflets for the benefit of tho Indians. Wit h some mod- incations uis characters nave come into general use, not only among the Crees, but also among many tribes of the Northwest which speak luugii'ize in no wise akin to that of the Crees, and scores of books have been printed in them. A (Jueer African People, Strange stories are told of the Dokos, who live amuug the moist, warm bamboo woods to the south of Kaffa aud Susa, in Africa. Only four feet high, of a dark olive color, savage and naked, they hive no lire. Tuey live only ou ants, mice aud Berpjiits, diversified by a few roots aud fruits, They lot their nails grow loujj, like talons, the better to dig for auts, aud the more easily to tear iu pieces their favorite snakes. The Dokos use I to be invaluable as slaves, aud they wer taken iu large numbers. Tho slavj hunters used to hold up bright colore 1 clothes us they cune to the Im n'm.i woods, where these huiu-ia monkeys still live, and tho poor Dokos coul 1 Hot resist the attractions otl'ered by such superior people. They crowded rouu 1 them, au I wd taken in thou sands. In slavery they were do -ih-, attached, obedinut, with a few wants and excellent hjaltli. These queer people have one fault a love for nuts, mice aud serpents, and a speak ing to Yer with their heads ou the ground au I thuir heels in th air. Yer is their idea of a superior power, to whom t'uey talk iu this comical manner when they are dispirite I or angry, or tired of auts an I snakes, and longing for uukuowu fojJ. 'w York Witness. BEWITCHED. I know not If her Angers small Were brown or snowy white . How'er I strive I oan't recall Their form and tint aright. I know it seemed the softest hand, The night when Brat we met i And, oh, the clasp she gave me I never can forgnt. I know not if her eyes were blue, Or jetty black, or gray, They owned a very charming hue, But more I cannot say. Have I forgot I I frankly vow I'm quite ashamed ; and yet The gaze within them gleaming I never oan forget. I know not where her dimple danced, If on her cheek or ohln ; I only know I gazed entranced And felt my heart fall in. A dimple 1 'tis a tiny thing To dream ot and regret ; But how that dimple twinkled I never can forget. -Samuel M. Peok, In Boston Transcript. HUMOtt OF THE DAY. A lazy horse always knows his driver. The eel is not bo slippery as a one dollar bill. There is no place like the home of one's sweetheart. Galveston News. There is no severer test of self-reliance than a threadbare suit. Chicago Herald. Try as best as she may the woman suffragist is no gentleman. Adams Freeman. Doubt others more and yourself less and yon will have more backbone to sell. Tammany Times. Clerk "Are you going to discharge me, then?" Druggist "Yes ; I think we can dispense without you." Har vard Lampoon. Little Boy "How long have you had that doll?" Little miss "This is a girl doll, an' you oughtn't to ask her age. " Good News. Convince some men that it pays to be good, and you couldn't keep them out of the churoh with a shotgun.- Barn's Horn. "Just think, captain, the major has actually married the rich old maid." "Obviously he wanted to have his golden wedding at once." Fliegenda Blaetter. Sadirn "You say Becklesshas sealed his doom?" Cooley "Yes J I just saw him lick an envelope which contained a letter asking Miss Bossall to marry him." Boston Courier. Anxious Inquirer (to crnsty old gen tleman) "When do you suppose this rain is going to stop?" C. O. G. "When it gets to the ground, of course." South Boston News. Foreign Visitor "Is it true that one man olton hangs a jury in this country ?" Litigious Native (with evi dent rogret) -"Yes, stranger; but not with a rope. " Buffalo Courier. "Whur ye bin?" said Meandering Mike. "Lookin' fur work," replied Plodding Pete. "Well, you wanter look out. Yer idle curiosity'U be the ruination of ye, yit" Washington Star. Toby (to ecentrio man) "What are you doing with that box?" Poperkaq "Going to make a wagon of it." Toby "Where'll you get the wheels?" Popperkaq "Out of your head." New York Journal. "Did I tell yon that dear Mrs. Flim sey has invited me to spend the sum mer with her?" Madge "No. Then I was right. You have not known each other for a very long time, have you?" Chicago Inter-Ocean. ' The Young Man "Graoie, what is it your father sees in me to object to, darling?" The Young Woman (wiping away a tear) "He doesn't see any thing in you, Algernon ; that's why he objeots." Boston Home Journal. "Can any little boy here," asked tho visitor, "give mo an example of the expansion of substances by heat?" "I can," said Tommy. "Our dog's tongue is twice as loug now as it was last winter. " Indianapolis Journal. Ho "I had my picture taken along with Nero my big St. Bernard, you know. May I have the pleasure of presenting you with a copy ?" She "Oh, I guess so. I always did admire a handsome dog," Indianapolis Jour nal. New Arrival (to subdued-looking man in the hotel office) -"You are the clerk of this hotel, I suppose, sir?" Subdued-looking Man "Oh, you flatter me, sir I I am only the pro prietor!" Browning, King & Co.'i Monthly. Mrs. Yuarwed (besecchinsrlvi "Oh. if I only knew some way to keep my husband at home nights. Can't you, from your loug married experience, suggest a plan?" Mrs. Oldhaud (grim ly) "Certainly ; chain him. "Buf falo Courier. Mr. E. Couomio--"Did you write to that man who advertises to show peo ple how to make desserts without inilk. and have them richer?" Mrs. E. Co- nomio "l'es, aud sent him the dol lar." "What did he reply?" "lse cream." New York Weekly. "Fact iH, " said tho grocer, "there's no mouey iucolTee nowadays." " That's comfort, replied tho customer. "but there's 'most everything else in it. in the last pound 1 got there were eight beans, three pros, six shingle nana and a liaiullnl of gravel stones. Boston Transcript. "Did you ever notice," said Mrs. N. Peek, "that about half the pictures iu the photographers' windows are of bridal couple? 1 wouder wiiv they always rush oft' to a photographer as soon as the kuot is tied?'' "1 gues the husband is icmponsililo for it," said Mr. Peck, "tie realizes that it is about his laat chance to ever lojlt pleasaut. " Ikucinnati Tribune.