RATX8 Of ADVERTISING! On Bqnar, on. Inch, on inMitiaa. .1 1 OH' On. Pqaars, era. Inch, on month. . , W On Rquara, one Inoh, three months. . W On. Pquara, ons Inoh, on 7 ear... ., 10 ) 1 wo Kquarn, on yr. It riC Quarter Column, on yar half Column, on jaar W W Un Column, on year 100 Lacal dTsrtuwmknta'tm 001U par 11m arh InMrtioo. Man-la; and drath notion frail. All bill, for yearly advertisement ool4 quarterly. Temporary advertisement atfjst. b paid In advano. Job work oash on delivery. Jb OR IGAN. J. E. WENK. Cffloa In Bmaaibaag a A Co.'i Bulidluj iiji run, tiohmta, n. Warms, . . p BWr rf"""sw",1""- IYm a f ik. VOL. XXVIT. NO. 13. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, JULY 18, 1894. S1.00 PER ANNUM, 17 k, REPUBL The London Timoii deolarcs that the upply of gold in now adequate for the needs of tho world. UvS varied is the climate ol Mexico ttiat all the products of the polar and the tropical regions can be raised there The Kaiser says that he is very plad ;to know thnt Germans in tho United States make such good citizens, as ho hears, and ho thinks that this is a great country. A Kentucky woman, as the New York World alleges, reoontly brought suit against a railroad for killing her horse and her Lnalwnd. She got $150 for the horsoaniltue cent for the hus band. Thjuew York World observes: 'WJle tlio farmer in prosperous times r,day not make as much money as the city man, ou tho other hand, he does not Buffer like him in periods of de pression for lack of food and shelter." Tho Memphis (Tenn.) Appeal-Ava-lanoho calls for a statute making it a felony for a manufacturer or merchant to put out short weight goods, and says that there is now geuoral com plaint all over the country of short weights. ' That quality is of more importance than quantity is shown, thir.ks tho New York World, by the fact that Wis consin has received $1,000,000 more for her butter product than Michigan, alQiongh the latter has produoed 45, 000,000 pounds to only 40,000,000 in Wisconsin; There are now only six Assistant Paymasters in tho Navy, and none were appointed earlier than 1892. This is the lowei t grade in the pay corps, and it carries the relutive rank of en sign. The Assistant Paymaster re mains, in that grade from seven to eleven years, and during the first three or four years may expeot billets only on small ships and unimportant shore duty. There was a pretence fifteen or twenty years ago to appoint to the pay corps after competitive ex amination, but it was abaudonod, and now appointments are obtained by in fluence of ono sort or another. Line officers who cannot get their sons into the Naval Academy are sometimes content to sacrifice their professional prejudice against tho staff and seek for the young men places in tho pay corps. The average age of men in the lowest rank of the corps is perhaps some what greater than that of line offluers of like rank. The Baltimore Sun has an editorial on the uso of steam wagons for roads, which it urges as the next step iu eoonomio transportation. It says that such vehicles, having broad-tired wheels, ' have been found to bouefit rather than injure the roads where they are in use. Those of the latest type are cheaper iu use than wagous drawn by horses, provided the freight offering for carriago is abundant iu mount and steady in supply. Steam wagous iu crowded streets occupy less space than horse-drawn vehicles. In army timet they are, ou this aocouut, of speoiul value and are about being used by some European Governments. The horse, besides takiug up space iu the road, niunt stop at intervals to eat and sleep, whereas the stoa 11 wagon can go twenty-four hours a day. The steam wagon, in fact, has every ad vantage that the locomotive and train have over the wagou train drawn by horses, exoept that of a smooth steel rail and easy grades to run upon. The Secretary of the Navy has just approved a report made by a Board of OSioers reoommending a complete change in the uniforms worn by the navy. Fortuuately for the ollioors, however, the changes are not such as will entail much additional expense in the purchase of new clothing, and are to be made gradually, so that they will not be compelled to purchase complete outfit at once. The present navy uniform is regarded as oue of the handsomest in the world, but tho changes which are now ordered are aaid to be demanded by convenience ami comfort. The present heavy over coat will lose the belt around the waist, and the hood at the buck is to be fixed so that it cuu be detached and need be worn only in extremely cold weather. The present white helmet for hot climates is to be abolished and a white cover, used over the regular service cap, is to take its plaee. Two years from now the speciul full dress is to suffer many alterations, which, it is believed, will improve it, and other changes that individually are of no great consequence are to be made from time to time, which collectively will make a considerable difference in ILs uutiit of m vtlicer, MY NEIGHBOR, My neighbor met me on the slroet, Hhe dropped a word of groat log gay, Her look so bright, her tone So swoct, I stepped to music all thnt day. The cares that tugged at heart and brain, The work too hoavy for my band, The ceaseless undorboat of pnln, The tasks I could not understand. drew lighter as I walked along With air and stop of liberty, Freed by the suddon tilt of song That filled the world with oheor for mo. Yet was this all. A woman wise, Her Hfo enriohod by many a year, Had faoed me with her brave, true eyes, Passed on, and sald,"Good morning, dear 1" Margaret E. Bangstor, In Youth's Companion LOVE AND HYPNOTISM. BI OEOnOE ETHEMIERT WALSH". HAT visit to Doc tor Secor seemed fatal to my hopes. Selma had always been somewhat er ratic and chimeri cal in her mental tendencies. There was a wayward in- Vyy&JtFs& I dependence in her Aw)iwir"m naturelthat marked her either for a deluded crank or a strong genius. I trembled sometimes as to which. I did not love her for these abnor mal qualities, but more for the beauty of her form and face, and a quiet, sympathetic personality that slum bered somewhere in her nature. She did not look kindly upon my efforts to reclaim her from her mental fads. felt at times that she believed in oc cult things just to shock my sense of propriety. When I was fully satisfied of this, I swung around to the other extreme and indulgently listened to all of her wild vagaries concerning mysticism, spirits, mind-readers and astral bodies. This was how we came to visit D r. Secor, the celebrated hypnotist. 1 decided to disarm her of all suspi cion. I would not cross her in any thing. But I soon had cause to ro- gret my approval of this extreme course. How well I remember the words of the dootor when he examined her as a subject for exhibiting his al most supernatural power I "i do not wibu to use you. You have in you the making of a powerful hypnotist. Yield to no one, but make others your subjeots." With that he dismissed her, but no one saw the look of exultation in her eyes as 1 mu. one was now con scious of her power. Her eyes were feverishly bright as we left the meet ing. I knew that the mischief was dono, and I quietly waited the re sults. Selma never did things by halves. When I saw the books piled upon her dainty table two nights after this visit, I knew that she was making a study of hypnotism. At first she was shy about her new fad, but she soon launched boldly forth into her subject. She was reading everything about the ques tion, from the first principles up to the latest discoveries. I tried to dis courage her, and to draw her mind toward other interesting subjects. But that was not elma to yield until she bad exhausted her passion, and the thing itself began to cloy. One evening I called later than usual. I was not in an enviable frame of mind. Things had irritated me that day, and I found myself in the desperate mood of wishing to bring matters to a climax between Selma and myself. It she would not accept my love I would give up the chase. I would uBe every legitimate means and argument to force her to love and ao cept me. She could not be won by quiet, modest wooing. She required the determined opposition of a mind that would conquer her own in the struggle for supremacy. Strange that I did not think of the words of Dr. Secor, as I revolved these thoughts in my brain I I never once thought of Selma's mind being stronger than my own. I had always treated her as a half-spoiled, petted ob.il J, that needed a master and ad viser. I had unconsciously assumed this funetion for myself. Despite my self-possession and self- absorption in one great subject as I entered her room, I soon became ware of a peculiar sensation. The articles in the room had all been changed, and Selma herself looked strangely bright and fascinating. Her eyes were sever more brilliant and attractive. She was dressed in an evening costume which set off her beauty rather than concealed it. She glided toward me in a winsome sylph like fashion, and extended a warm hand to welcome me. I shuddered as dropped the hand why, I could not say. My eyes wandered around the room, aud then back to Selma each time. She was always watching me, with her lips half-parted in smile. "Why have you changed the furni ture eo, Selma?" I asked in a voice that seemed somewhat dreamy to me. 'Why? Do you not like it?" she answered slowly, without removing her eyes from me. They were very brilliant. I could almost imagine they were two stars. They were a complete study in them selves. I wandered somewhat iu my thoughts, and then recalled myself. "Have you anything new ou hypuo tism?" I asked irrelevantly, looking toward her recent collection of books, "Nothing in book form, but . have " A strange idea nai-nod across my mind as if by intuition, and I inter rupted her only to finish her own sen tenoe. "You have seen Dr. Secor?" She noddod her head simply, and bruggtid her pretty shoulders, . v "Selma, this is going too far," I ! burst out wrathfully. "You should not do such " Sho waved her hand imperiously, and said decidedly: "Stop. You have said enough." This was so unlike Helma that I obeved. I thotight her eyes grew nioro feverish, and sho was making graceful motions with her hands that fascinated mo. I watched her mutely. Tlion I grew dizzy. I clutched the arms of my chair and caught for my breath. It dawnod upon me that she was trying to hypnotize me. Dr. Socor had initiated her into tho mys teries of his power. Tho thought at first was revolting and made me an gry. But before I could speak a heavy sigh came from Selma. She was breathing hard and fast. Did she think to triumph over me, to bring my mind under her control? She might have a strong personality, but I was willing to test my own powers against hers. I braced myself for the ordeal, and returned her steady gaze. The sudden wave of streugth which swept over me seomed to coufuse and mystify her. She sighed again, and olutched her hands nervously. Then she gradually grew quiet and passive. Her hands seemed to lose their power, aud her whole form dropped back into her chair listlessly. A wild feeling of exultation possessed me. I felt that I had triumphed. She was in my power. I could do with her as I pleased. Then came the strong desire to make her love me. I could force her to that against her will. She could not escape. I had come to declare my love. I would first tell her of it, and if she refused my pleadings I would command her to love me. "Selma," I spoke slowly, and my voice sounded strange and unnaturul. "You are in my power." She raised her head slightly as if to resist. "Not entirely," sho faltered. "I have failed, but you have not wholly triumphed. " "But I can," I answered. "No, no, I shall not yield. Yoncau go no further." It was. a far away voice, and it floated to me softly. It seemed un like that of Selma. The room itself looked poculiar. There was something in the atmosphere that was enervat ing. My own limbs were dragging me down heavily into the chair. The sensation startled me. "Selma, you must do my bidding," I said again, determined to try the effect of my power. "What I com mand, you must do." She laughed a low, silvery laugh. Then mookingly, she added : "You are ovor-estimating your power as I over-estimated mine. I am not your subjeot yet." It was not necessary to tell me this. I could see that our two minds were struggling for the mastery, and each was baffled by the other. My feelings were strange beyond comprehension. I felt almost as if I was in tranoo. I realized that if I should yield one inch Selma would triumph and obtain complete ascendancy over me. A weakening sensation crept upon my limbs and nearly paralyzed them. The thought that I was yielding inch by inch roused me, and I recovered my strength again witu great eilort. As I regained possession of my pow ers, Selma seemed to waver and grow more nervous. "I shall conquer," I muttered, more to my myself. "You must yield. I shall read your life, and make you tell me of the future ! Her hands fluttered nervously and her eyelids drooped. Her whole form threatened to collapse before me. For the moment 1 had gained the subtle power over her. Tell me, nolma, what 1 ask of you," I said, raising my hand. "It is impossible to resist longer, xou are my subject. You must answer me truthfully." She nodded assent, aud whispered lowly : "Yes, I must answer you ; but you cannot ask me the questions you wish. I know what they are. You caunot ask them, but I will answer what you ask." 'Ibis strange confession coufused me. Uould not asK tier wnat 1 wisiied. The thought made me smile. Had she tho power over me to keep back the question that was uppermost in my iniuu? No; i would declare my love and get her confession from her. I tried to frame my thoughts in appro priate language, but my mind was cou fused. I vainly eudeavored to begin, but each sentence that I revolved in my brain seemed unsuitable. My mind was never so uncertain and lacking in decision. Could I not speak? Bashful lover never hesitated so long as I did to declare his love. Was she really ex erting a subtle influence over me that confused my mind and kept back the words I wanted to utter ? "Selma, when did you see Dr. Secor?" I said, anxious to discover whether I had lost control of my tongue. "To-day," she said, simply. "Did ho teach you how to hypno tize?" I oontiuued. "Yes, he tried to, but I have partly failed." "Not partly, but wholly." I an swered, quickly. She smiled as she answered : "You ure mistaken. You are partly under iny power. You cauuot rise from your chair without permission from me, and you cannot ask me the question you desire. To show how absurd her words were I attempted to get up, but my limbs were paralyzed. I could not move. Neither eould I tell her of my love and ask her to accept me. The realization of my condition made the perspiration stand out iu great beads on my forehead. "How can I iree myself from this position?" I asked in desperation. J "Only by obtaining, my cuubcut," "And yon? now can you return to ' your normal condition?" She smiled. "You have it within your power to relieve me." "Then I will do it as soou as I have shown my power over you. I must tell you that I" "J could not get any further. The words choked in my mouth. My pride forsook me at the thought of my utter helplessness. I bowed my bead. "It is useless. There is some mys terious power holding mo back. I cannot tell you." "If I willed it so you could, and I would have to answer yon truthfully." I did not raise my head. I was sick of the whole business. It was ruinous to the mind and nerves. I almost dreadod the result of such a strain npon Helma with her sensitive, emo tional nature. "Release me, Selma, and I will with draw ray influence," I said, suddenly raising my head. But as my eyes met her bright ones a delicious sensation stole over mo. My spirits rose with jump. The heavy oppression was withdrawn. I only realized that Selma was before me bright, beautiful, entrancing. My tongue was now free, aud in the most eloquent language I poured out the story of my passion. I even rose from my chair and advanced to her side. She was still sittiug motionless, with her hands hanging listlessly by her side. She answered my questions as a child as a mere automaton. There was no animation or emotion in her words or voice. She was en tranced, hypnotized. 1 recoiled from her. The truth flashed across my mind in an instant. At my bidding she hadreliquishedhor subtle power over my mind, bnt in ray enthusiasm I had forgotten to release her. From a partial state of hypno tism she had then rapidly fallen into totally quioBoent, passive condition. I had unconsciously taken undue advan tage of her aud obtained her mechani cal confessions of love. The thought filled me remorse and disquietude. I turned from her and bowed my head on my hands. The whole night's experience had been disagreeable and even horrible to me. 1 vowed that it would be the last time I should ever tamper with hypnotism or other un seen mental forces. I dreaded to look around and see what effect the whole occurrence bad upon Selma. She was quiet and immovable, but her hard breathing fell monotonously upon my ears. "Selma," I said, finally, turning to her, "let us never try this experiment again." She looked up at me and shuddered. She was now in her normal condition. The feverish brilliancy of her eyes had disappeared. "No, never," she murmured. "It seems as if I was waking out of a dream. But it was a delicious dream, or at least part of it. I thought that--" A flush tinged her cheeks, and she dropped her eyes. "What, Selma?" I asked. , "Nothing, except that wo were to gether, and that I was happy." She remembered nothing. Her con fessions of love were a secret with me. With them still ringing in my ears, 1 then repeated my tale of dovotion, knowing full well beforehand that she loved me, though outwardly she might seem indifferent. Home and Country. Seven Hundred Miles Above Your Head. If it were possible to rise above the atmosphere which surrounds the earth, the sun would appear as sharply-defined ball of tire, while everything else would bo wrapped in total darkness. The explanation of this seeming oddity is this: There would not nor could not be any sensa tion of light conveyed to the brain through the medium of the eyes with out an atmosphero or something sim ilar to the sun s rays to act upon. But, on the contrary, if the atmos phere of our earth extended to a height of 700 miles, the sun's heat and rays could never penetrate it, and nothing in the shape of an organized being would ever have existed upon this planet. Again, if something should happen that would suddenly expand our atmosphere to a height of COO or 700 miles, wo would all freoze to death while wrapped in darkness blacker than the blackest midnight. St. Louis Republic. Au Ironclad Railroad. A railroad which tho Germans have built in Asia Minoi, extendiug from Ismid, a harbor about sixty miles east of Constantinople, east by south 303 miles to Angora, has as little wood in it, perhaps, as any in the world. Not only the rails and bridges, but the ties and telegraph poles are of iron, nine tieths of it furnished by German works; and chiefly by Krupp. There ' re no less thau 1200 bridges on the line, oue measuring 590 feet, one 415, and three 327 feet. There are sixteen tunnels, the longest measuring 1430 feet. This is the only railroad which penetrates into the interior of Asiatio i'urkey. Railroad Gazette. Refinement ol Cruelty. Two Rochester women were discuss iug the subject of saluds and their construction. The first said: "Now for lobster salad I always get a nice live lobster that weighs about one pound and a half or two pounds, and boil it cicely." The second spoke iu with, "How do you kill the lobster? You know, I never buy live lobsters because I think it is so inhuman to kill them by putting them into a ket tle of hot water." The first woman replied : "Oh, 1 never kill them that way ; that would be too horrible. I always put them ou iu cold water and let them come to a boil. " Rochester Pubt-iSxprtibd, A VAST NATIONAL EVIL. HORRORS OF ABSINTHE DRINKING IN FRANCE. Its Chief Ingredient Is Wormwood, and It Poisons the I?oly and Hums the Drains of Its Victims. PURING tho Algerian war, which lasted from 1814 to 1H47, the French army were more in danger from African fevers than from Algerian enemies. Several things were tried as antidotes or preventives by tho skilful Brmy physicians. Finally absinthe was hit on as the most effective febrifuge. The soldiers were ordered to mix it in small quantities threo times a day with the ordinary French wino. Tho luckless, happy-go-luoky privates grow to like their medicine, which at first they sworo at bitterly for spoiling with its bitterness that beautiful purple vinegar they foniUy fancy is wino. But when absinthe alone began to usurp the time-honored place of claret in the affections of the French army, the evil became au unmixed one. Absinthe straight as a beverage is a direly different thing from absinthe mixed as a medicine or an occasional tonio. The victorious army on their triumphal return to Paris brought tho habit with them. It is now so wide spread through all olasses of Parisian society and Paris gives tho cue to France that French men of -science and publicists regard the custom of absinthe tippling as a vast national evil. The oonsequenoe of the use and use of this drug ripens to abuse, even with men of unusual will powor has been in France disastrous to a dread ful degree. Many mon of remarkable brilliancy have offered up their brains and their lives on tho livid altar ot absinthe. Baudelaire, who translated all Foe's works into French, had a terrible grotesque passion; for tho pleasant green poison. In one of his mad freaks this minor French poet aotually painted his hair the saino tint as the beverage that cerrodod his brain, possibly from an odd fancy to have the outside of his head corre spond with or match the inside. Paul Verlaine, a French literateur and criminal, still living, who had a poem in the May number of Mr. Astor's English magazine, is another absinthe fiend, and Guy de Maupassant is re ported to have burned his brains away with the same emeraldine flames. The brain disease caused by this drug is considered almost incurable. Far worse than alcohol or opium, it can only bo compared to cocaine for the follness of its clutch ou poor humanity. Yet, we take it occasionally as au after dinner settler of digestive debts in this oountry, and quite often as an appetizer or tonio before meals, whila in New Orleans, throughout the oldei quarter, little cabarets, devoted almost exclusively to the sale of it, are quite common. What, then, is this dreadful drink composed of, and how is it made? The answer is easy enough, though the process, to insure perfection in the evil, is not so. Absinthe may be tech nically described as redistillation of alcoholio spirits (made originally from various things, potatoes, for instance), in which to give it the final character, absinthium with other aromatic herbf and bitter roots are grouud up, or macerated, in chemist lingo. The ohief ingredient is the tops and leaves of the herb artcmisia absin thium, or wormwood, which grows from two to four feet in great, pro fusion under cultivation, aud which contains a volatile oil, absinthol, and a yellow, crystaliue, resiuous com pound, called absinthin, which is the bitter principle. The alcohol with which this and the essentials of other aromatio plants are mixed holds there volatile oils in solution. It is the precipitation of theso oils in water that causes tho rich clouding of the glass when the absinthe is poured ou the cracked ice; double em blems or warnings of tho clouding and the cracking of the brain if it is taken steadily. Thus every drink of the opaline liquid is au object lessou iu chemistry that carries its own moral. The continued use of tho absiuthe gives rise to epileptic symptoms as au external expression of the profound disturbance of the brain aud nerves. One largo dose of the essence of the wormwood, indeed, has been noted as causing almost instantly epileptiform convulsions iu animals. But the drug is not without its uses from a broad point of view. As the name implies, it is au anthelmintic, or a pretty sure cure for certain kinds of animal life that sometimes infest tho intestines of men, causing pain aud death. This peculiar property was well known to the Greeks, who had a wine infused with wormwood called absinthites. The first effects of it are a profound serenity ol temper aud a slight heightening of the mental powers, coupled with bodily inertia. This is the geuerul rule, but us a famous phy sician once remarked of a dreadful disorder iu his lecture-room, "Gentle men, the chief glory of the beautiful disease I am now explaining is the re markable variety of its manifesta tions." New York World. Mystery ot ludiau Corn. The ludiau com, or maize, was first found uuder cultivation by the na tives. Its origin has never beeu do I termiued beyoud all question though mauy ingenious guesses have beeu cur rent. Dr. Johu W. Harshberjer, of the University of Pennsylvania, bti recently made a botanical an I eeono ' micttl study of the plant, an I contends that its original native home must have beeu, "iu all probability," uortli of tho Isthmus of Tehuantepeo aud so'lth ot the twenty-second degree uortii lati tude, Uear theauciuut seat ot ttio .1 tya tribes. Now Xurk IwJopgudcut, SCIENTIFIC AM) INDUSTRIAL. Pnpor pneumatio tires are iu process of experiment. Photographs havo been taken 500 feet under water. There are mora muscles iu tho tail of a rat than there are in a human hand. It was twenty-nine days from the casting of tho Lick objective glass be fore it had cooled sufficiently for safe removal. An aurora seen from Toronto, Cana da, last year has boen calculated to bo 166 miles high and 2300 miles from end to end. In tests last year in the German town of Dessau it was shown that cooking by wood and coal costs a little more than twice that done with gas. A German officer has invented a mo tor in which a fine stream of coal dust is utilized to drive a piston by explo sion in the same manner as the gas in the gas engine. All plants have periods of activity and rest. Some are active in the day- tin- e and sleep at night; others re pose during the daylight hours aud are awake at night. The longest continued cataleptic sleep known to science was reported from Germany in 1892, tho patient having remained absolutely uncon scious for four and a half months. The largest mammoth found in Si beria measured seventeen feet long and ten feet in height. The tusks weighed 3fl0 pounds. The head with out the tusks weighed 414 pounds. The director of the Sydney (Aus tralia) Observatory has collected facts regarding eighty-four icebergs, show ing that they do not appreciably affect the temperature in their neighbor hood. Electrioity haB been adopted for towing the canal boats on the summit level of the Canal de Bourgoyue,which connects the Siene and Soane, cross ing in its course the divide between the channel and the Mediterranean. The new Sheffield Laboratory for the scientific department of Yale will be four stories high and seventy-two feet front by 130 deep. It is to be the largest and best college laboratory iu the country, aud will cost $130,000. The following represent the best meats for childrou, in the order of their digestibility : Cold mutton, mut ton chops, venison, tenderloin, sir loin, sirloin steak, lamb chops, roast beef, rabbit meat and chicken. Veal, pork, turkey, goose and duck should be excluded from the children's bill of fare. The bluo mould on cheese resembles bread mould. It bears a cluster of branches, each of which is a layer of naked spores, like a string of beads, 11 breaking apart whon matured. These produoe new fungi. This same mould is found on old leather, and oftentimes develops on the surface of preserved fruits. Dr. Sohiff, of Vienna, has applied photography to the study of the human skin. A bright light is projected on the part of the skin to bo examined and by direct exposure many small details of the skin, includiug mark ings not usually discernible, are pho tographed. The enlarged negatives show these details with great clear ness. Don't Worry. Worry is curse and a source of untold evils. It seams the face with lines and furrows, aud has a most de pressing effect upon that hyper-sensitive organ, the stomach, which at such times beoomes a most unwilling aud laggard servant. Indeed, it is safe to say that unless encouraged by a cheer ful temper and bright, or, at least, hopeful, thoughts, the stomach will play truant or Bulk and do no work which it can shirk. The physiological explanation of this is the cljse alli ance of the great sympathetic nerves, which are worso thau the telegraph for carrying bud news ; the worry and anxiety which depress the brain pro duce simultaneously a semi-paralysis ot the nerves of the stomach, gastric juioes will not flow, and presto! there is indigestion. One sign of mental health is se renity of tomper and self-control that enables us to bear with oquuuiiu ity and unruffled temper the petty triuls and jars of life, esuecially those rising from contact with scolding, irascible, irritating folk. It is well to remember at such times that these unfortunates are their own worst ene mies; and a cultivation of the art of not hearing will help us very much. It is a very useful art all through life and well worth some trouble to ac quire. --Detroit Froe Press. Clever Horse, Remarkahly Trained, An addition has just beeu m i4o to the show at the Crystal Paluue iu the shape of what is described as a talking and thought-reading horse. Muzeppu seems to be able to do auythiug but talk, aud by means ot her feet aud head to auswer any questions put to her either by her trainer, II. S. McGuire, or any of the audience. She first starts counting four by striking the grouud four times, aud then goes through a simple examination iu addi tion, multiplication, uud subtraction with perfect accuracy. After calling for the number of days in a week, the number of mouths in a year, aud the day of the mouth. Mr. McGuire asked how many days iu the week she desired to work, and her vigorous shuko of the head to indicate none caused con siderable amusemout. She also adds up a four-line sum, dictated from tho audience, and written on a black board ; tells the time by different watches, uud performs mauy other remarkable feats, which bear testimony to tho traiuiug powers of her owuer, who was loudly applauded at th close of the enter Uiuuieut. Lou4tfU Standard, TUB MEADOW BROOK. I turn no milt . no lake I (111 , No whlto sail 11 utters on my hronst. I show no grace of naiad's fac, Whoso soft, warm foot my s:ind? has pressed. From ono small spring purs draughts I brlnu, And tiptoe ttirouqh tho thirsty land. Cup-bearer I whnro brown wrens fly. And violets hide on either bund. In nntauffht sonR 1 flow alonf, Nor seek to utter that doep word The ooean spoke when first it wokn And all creation paused an 1 heard. Ood's hand hath hound Its own true, sound To every string Ho plays upon. HH listening ear hears, soft and eloas, Tho music of my whispered tone. When goldenrod and asters no I And grasses edge my narrow stream, When swallowj dip and orioles sip My shining waters slip aud gleam. Some little noe l In flower or weed To me alone In trust Is Riven, And knoll and tree loavo spaco for me To mirror forth a strip ot heaveu. Curtis May, In St. Nicholas. HUMOR OF THE DAY. An odd genius A genius who is not odd. A bright conscience is tho sun of lifo. Boston Budget. The paths of glory lead to a good many political graves. Puck. A boy's idea of a hero is another boy who runs off. Atchison Globe. He who fights and runs away may live to ruu another day. Truth. There is no fool like an old fool who tries to act like a young fool. Pucfc In these days a plagiarist is usually a man who writes a play. Yulo Reo ord. A word to the wiso is generally sull cicut to get the adviser into trouble. Puck. Maud "What is the best way to re tain a man's love?" Marie "Don't return it." The greatest organ iu the world with no stops woman's voice. Low ell Courier. The golden rule is just ouo inch longer than a thirty-fivo-iuch yard stick Ram's Horn. Few things are hurder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. Mark Twain. We should say that for longevity the best occupation would bo that of laster. Lowell Courier. The worst of the family tree is thnt it requires too much whitewashing to keep the insects off. Puck. A man who is well heeled can bo a trifle indifferent about walking ou his uppers. Philadelphia Times. Every mortal has a right to his owi, jaw, but he has uo right to give it to other people. Galveston News. It is no trouble to see that, wealth is a curse as long um the other follow has it. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Thorn's nothlu' like the we 1 lia' Fer ter make a feller louru ; For he thinks that sliu is liis'u. But Hails out th.it h is her'u. Indianapolis Journal. Some men give one the impression that if they were pricked with a pin there would be nothing left of them. Puck. Banks "What makes you look so sour?" Rivers "Old fellow, I'm ins pickle. Can you spare mo a little sugar?" Chicago Tribuuo. Toodlos -"Could you lot me hare $5 for a few days?" "No; I have more days thau I know what tJ uo with now." Chicago Inter-Oceau. Jillsou bays that he has noticed that some men are a great deal like rivers. When their heads are swelled you re alize it from their mouths. Mercury. A business man with a "ruuuiux aecounl" Discovers, when driven to duuuin.-, That his debtors surpass the uocouut very much In the matter of actual ruuuiutf. "The way to sloop," says a scientist, "is to thiuk of nothing." But that is a mistake, says au exchange. Tho way to sleep is to thiuk it is time to yet up. Elmira Gazette. Sometimes you can tell about ho much a man really loves his wife by notieiug which of them carries the baby when they go out together for walk. Somerville Journal. Though some look down ou pawnbrokers And quite despise the eroiitures, W must confess Their business Has its redeeming features. .Ill ll,'0. Mr. BiR "Here, Johnnie, is a niji new quarter. Now" Johnnie "If it's to find out who the other fellows are that call ou sister it's worth fifty cents to go over the whole list." luter-Oeeau. "I don't think it's right for docttrs to charge some patients more thau othois." "Oh, I do; life is worth a great deal more to a man win has a million dollars thau it is to me."--Newport News. A Woiiderlul Mosaic. A picture, inoasunu j jcircclv 'nro than oxH iuches iu its frame, aud yet Composed of 4 i),0 1 ) muiiitj pieces of natural colore 1 wails ho just lueti hung upon the v.-.ill ni Alcuioii il Hall. This wonderful triuuiph t: mosaic work was put together by au Ittiiau artist, of course, its builder h;iviu'$ been l'1-ofe-.s )i- C iralliui, ol i'ior Miee. It w.is scut over the sea to the World's Fair, and tiually came to Hud a rest ing place iu the Industrial Museum. It represents Christopher Columbus ou the Santa Maria at the moment ot discovery, when ths sailors are crying, "l.uidl Laud I" It is a remarkably beautiful uiosaio of marqueterie. '1'lij gift was made by Caiuello Hiccbardi, au lt iliau, who represented th. Royal Siamese Commission tit I ho City. Philadelphia. Kocord