Ml FOREST REPUBLICAN Is blHfct trtr? W4sif, T J. E. WENK. ffloe In Smearbangh ft Co.a Bnfldlui KJI rrKlCT, T10NK8TA, 1 RATI Or ADVCRTISIMOl On Square, on inoh, aw lnaartla. .1 ! On. Hquara, on. Inch, on. month. ... Od Rqau-a, on. Inoh, throe month.. . 00' Oaw Bqu.ro, one inch, ono yor 10 W Two KquarM, on. J ear 1 Quarter Column, ono yaar............ ""ft Half Column, on. yaar J0 J On. Column, on. Jr. -. Local arivarttsMnaiite tarn ewts por Jteo aoh Insertion. Maniac and death notloaa gratia. For REPU CAN. All bill, for yearly advertisement qnartorlr. Iwnpocary advarttasmesHe Oorroiietiine Mlltlt4 frm u aorta th. VOL. XXVIT. NO. 12. TIONESTA, PAM WEDNESDAY, JULY 11, 1894. .OO'FEE ANNUM. Mpaia in aaranaa. Job work aah oa delivery. BLI The sugar beet industry ia being rapidly ptiBhed In Australia. The countries of the world where women already havo some suffrage have an area of over 18,000,000 sqnnre miles, and thoir population is over S50,000,OCsr. Eays Texas Sifting: Seven ont of evory ten railroad accidents are settled with an annual pass. Some men wonld be run over by a whole freight train for the aake of a few free ridos. An the result of statistics showing a large increase in the number of youth ful criminal, the German Ministry of the Interior is discussing a roorgani cation of tho system of compulsory education. The New Zealand farmers are the most prosperous in the world. Within the past ton years the agricultural re aouroes have been developed until the dairy and frozon-meat industries havo attained enormous proportions. An English passenger rooontly bought a tiokct from London to Vienna. After twenty-four hours' traveling without having had a ohanoe to get any food, the traveler stopped off at Dresden rather than oontinuo hipourney for the remaining twelve ours in a state of starvation. The German railway company cancelled his ticket, which contained no stop ping privilege, and he was forced to buy her. Australia has not yet recovered from her finanoial troublos.' Rigid eoonomy has boon practiced in all de partments of the various Governments for months past, and there has boon entrenchment all around, but yet the revenue returns are not satisfactory. In the Colony of Victoria tho expendi tures of the Government daring tho quarter just ended exceeded the rev enue by something like (2,000,000. The interest on deposits in the State savings banks has been reduced from 3 to three per cent. VTho strong facial resemblanoe which, married couples often aoquire after living togother a long period of years, harmonious in thought and feeling, and subjeot to the same conditions in life, has often been commented upon. The Fhotographio Socioty, of Geneva, recently took tho pictures of seventy eight couple for an investigation of this subject The result was that in twenty-four cases the resemblanoe in the personal appearance of the -husband and wife was greater than that of brother and sister ; in thirty oases it was equally great and in only twenty-four was there a total absence of resemblanoe. , The Atlanta Constitution is con- vinoed that no money-making scheme is too rascally for some meu, as wit ness the gang lately arrested in New York, whioh for years has bsen plun dering insuranoo oompaniesand cruelly killing horses in order to aeoure in surance money. They rented a stable, filled it with fine horsos, good har nesses aud carriages, getting as large insurance upon the contents as wai possible. Then a lot of worthless horses, worn-out wagons, etc., were substituted and the stable sat on fire. The gang is known to have destroyed more than a dozon stables, involving the death of 100. or more horses. The law having got those rascals in its olutchos, it is to -be hoped a dose will be given them that will servo as o warning to others. A writor in the Lady's Journal, iu commenting on the story of the doo tor'a page introducing a patient .as "Jones" instead of "Mr. Jouas," upon the ground that be did not kuow he was raarriod, oouteuda that the boy was not to blame so niuoh as our own lingual deficiency la the matter. Man ought to have a prefix, sua aiys, whioh should indicate at once whether they are married or single. It would be tuora convenient, doubtless, for th fonllnine world! but some married meni writes James Payu, would not like this plan at alL Th only ohanoe they Lave of being received with civ tlity by the other sex is this doubt ol theif eligibility for matriiuouy. More over, though it be true the la lies have their- "Mra." and "Miss" to douota their connubial or celibate condition, there is nothing to indicate it in their spistolory communications ; they por sist in withholding this information from their correspondents, who consc Quehtly never know how to addrcai thorn. Editors, of course, are oou atantly placed ia this embarrassing position. It is safer to writs "Mrs."; biost women, unless they are advo oates of female rights, prefer it to be supposed that some mala has fallen a Victim to their bow ud spear, There are G8.000 postofllccs in tho United States, and of these 67,000 do not pay tho expenses of operating and maintaining them. Ex-Secrctary of the Navy Tracy is quoted as saying to a friend that ia addition to the work and worry bis cabinet life cost him $30,000 every year above his salary of 8000. "Worth its weight in gold" is said to be an inadequate expression when applied to a copy of the first edition of Walton's "Complete Angler." The amount of gold its value represents in England would outweigh many copies. Tho Japanese Government has is sued an ordinance for the purpose of restraining and regulating emigration from Japan, and has made a rale that no emigrant will be permitted to leave his own country for a land where his coming wonld be in violation of the law of that country. If the inheritance tax law, just en acted in England, had been in force in this country at Jay Gould's death, his estate would have paid to the Govern ment $5, 600,000. Mr. Kockfeller's es tate would have to pay $10,000,000; William H. Vandorbilt's estate would have paid tlC, 000,000. Supervisor of Indian Schools Moss has sent to the Bureau of Indian Affairs a denial of the statement that "Apache Kid," the noted outlaw, was an educated Indian, which has been used as an argument against eduoating the red men. While at San Carlos Superintendent Moss inquired about this, and learned that the outlaw was never in school a day. He was a Gov ernment soont, and while in that posi tion learned to speak some English, A novel and extremely interesting experiment is soon to be tried in Ohio, announoes the New York Tribune. It is a new departure in road improve ment, whioh is claimed by its author to have points of marked superiority over the building of macadamized roads. The plan is to extend the eleo trio railway tracks from cities and towns into the surrounding country, and to construct the roads in auch a way that they can be nsed for wagona and carriages drawn by horses aa well as by oars. Of course there will be a great saving in horse power wherever such roads are used, sinoe far heavier loads can be drawn on steel tracks with the same force. In two counties of Ohio trial will be made of this sys tem the present year. It need hardly be said that the result will be awaited with much interest not only in Ohio, but in other States. The question of road improvement is filling a large plaoe in the publio mind nowadays, and anything in the direction of solv ing it is sure of earnest and respectful attention. Something similar to the Ohio idea waa suggested by an Eng lish writer years ago, but nothing, we believe, eer came of it. Some interesting facts present them selves as to the social condition of the people of the United States in a study of the statistics of the Census Bureau, remarks the Boston Herald. The Census was taken on June 1, 1890, and then out of 32,067,880 male in habitants of this country the un married numbered 19,915,576. The. married were 11,205,228, the widowed were 815,137 and the divoroed were 49,101. Out of 30,551,370 female in habitants 17,183,981 were single, 11, 126,196 were married, 2,151,615 were widows and 71,895 were divoroed. The number of married females is thus much larger than the proportion of married meD, and the fact that the proportion of widows ia three times as great aa the proportion of widowers, and the number of divorced women much larger than the number of di vorced men, shows that the men who are widowera and divorced more fre quently married again than women in the same condition, Again, it ia shown that, by comparing the in habitants of fifty principal cities with the country at large, the greater pro portion of married men are in the cities rather than in the country, This is contrary to expectation, and the percentage of married males in the cities is one per cent, higher than it is on the average iu the country. In classifying the divorced persoEs, it is found that they are most numerous in the western division, and least numer ous in Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, the two Carolines, Georgia and Florida. In Maryland the proportion of mar riages is exceptionally high and yet in that State there are three times as many widows as there are widowers. Divorces are more common at tba West than in the East. These are a few of the faots that appear in the j study of the Census from the point of view oi tfi conjugal tviauv. SILVER AND OOLD, farewell, my littl. sweetheart, Now lore you well and free X olalm from you no promise, Ton elalm no vows from ma The reason why? tho reason Right well ws oan uphold I have too muoh of silver, And you've too muoh of gold A puzzle this, to worldlings, Whose love to luor. Dies, Who think that gold to silver Should oount aa mutual prlsel But I'm not avaricious. And you're not sordld-souled I have too muoh of silver, And you've too muiti of gold. Upon our heads the reason Too plainly oan be seen t I am the Winter's bond slave, You are tba Bummer's queen ; Too few the years you number, Too many I have told i I have too muoh ol silver, And you've too muoh of gold. Ton have the rose for token, I have dry leaf and rime , I have the sobbing vesper, Ton, morning bells at chime. I would that I were younger, (Yet you grew never old) Would I had less of silver, But you no less of gold. Edith M. Thomas. BACK FROM THE TOMB. BY. OUT DB MAUPASSANT. HE gnesta filed slowly into the hotel's great dining hall and took their places, the waiters began to serve them leisurely, to give the tardy ones time to arrive and to eave themselves the bother of bringing back the courses ; and the old bathers, the yearly habitues, with whom the season was far advanced, kept a close watch on the door eaohtime it opened, hoping for the coming of new faces. New faces t the single distraction of all pleasure resorts. We go to dinner chiefly to canvass the daily arrivals, to wonder who they are, what they do and what they think. A restless de sire seems to have taken possession of us, a longing for pleasant adventures, for friendly acquaintances, perhaps for possible lovers. In this elbow-to-elbow life our unknown neighbors be come of paramount importance. Curi osity is piqued, sympathy on the alert, and the social instinct donbly aotive. That evening, then, on every evening, we waited the appearanoe of unfamiliar faces. There came only two, bnt very peculiar ones, those of man and wo man father and daughter. They seemed to have stepped from the paces of some weird legend ; and yet there was an attraction about them, albeit an unpleasant one, tht made me set them down at onoe as the victims of some fatality. The father was tall, spare, a little bent, wiih hair blanohed white, too white for his still young oountenanoe, and in his manner and about his per son the sedate austerity of carriage that bespeaks the puritan. The daugh ter was, possibly, some twenty-four or twenty-five years of age. She was very slight, emaciated, her exceedingly pale oountonanoe bearing a languid, spiritless expression ; one of those peo ple whom we 6ometiines encounter, ap parently too weak for the cares and tasks of life, too feeble to move or do things that we must do every day. Nevertheless the girl was pretty, with the ethereal beauty of an apparition. It was she, undoubtedly, who oame for the benefit of the waters. They chanced to be plaoed at table immediately opposite to me; and 1 was not long - in notioing that the father, too, had a strange affection something wrong about the nerves, it seemed. Whenever he was going to reach for anything his hand, with a jerky twitch, described a sort of zig zag before it was able to grasp what he was after. Soon the motion disturbed me so much I kept my head turned in order not to see it. But not before I had also observed that the young girl kept her glove on her left hand while she ate. , Dinner ended, I went out as usual for a turn in the grounds belonging to the establishment. A sort of park, I might Bay, stretching clear to the lit tle station of Auvergne, Chatel Guyon, nestling in a gorge at the foot of the high mountain, from whioh flowed the sparkling, bubbling springs, hot from the furnaoe of an anoiont voloano. Beyond na there, the domes, small extinct craters of whioh Chatel Guyon is the stalling point raised their serrated heads above the long chain ; while beyond the domes oame two distinct regions, one of them needle-like peaks, the other of bold, pre cipitous mountains. It was very warm that evening and I contented myself with pacing to and fro under the rustling trees, gazing at the mountains and listening to the strains of the band, pouring from the Casino, situated on a knoll that over looked the grounds. Presently, I perceived the father and daughter coming toward me with slow steps. I bowed to them in that pleasant continental fashion with which one always aalutes hia hotel companions. The gentleman halted at onoe. "Pardon, me, sir," said he, "but may I ask if you oan direot ns to a short walk, easy and pretty if possi ble I" "Certainly," I answered, and I offered to lead them myself to the val ley through which the swift river flows a deep, narrow cleft between two great declivities, rocky aud wooded. They aocopted, and as we walked we naturally discussed the virtue of the mineral waters. Thoy had, as I surmised, come there on his daugh ter's account. "She has a strange malady," said he, "the seat of whioh her physicians cannot determine. She suffers from the most inexplicable nervous symp toms. Sometimes they declare her ill of a heart disease, sometimes of a liver oomplaint, again of a spinal trouble. At present thoy at tribute it to the stomach that great motor and regulator of the body this protean disease of a thousand forms, a thousand modes of attack. - It is why we are here. I, myself, think it her nerves, in any case, it is very sad." This reminded me of his own jerk ing head. "It maybe hereditary," says l; "your own nerves are a little disturbed, are they not?" "Mine?" he answered, tranquilly. "Not at all ; I have always possessed the calmest nerves. Then, suddenly, as if bethinking himself : "For this," tquohing his hand, "is not nerves, but the result of a shock, a terrible shock that I suffered once. Fanoy it, sir ; this child of mine haa been buried alive 1" I oould find nothing to say ; I was dumb with surprise. "Yes," he continued, "buried alive ; bnt hear the story ; it is not long. For some time past J uliette had seemed affected with a disordered action of the heart. We were finally certain that the trouble was organic, and feared the worst. One day it came ; she was brought in lifeless dead. She had fallen dead while walking in the gar den. Fhysioians came in haste, but nothing oould be done. She was gone. For two days and two nights I watched beside her myself, and with my own hands placed her in her conin, whioh I followed to the cemetery and saw placed in the family vault. This was in the country, in the province of Lorraine. "It had been my wish, too, that she should be buried in her jewels, brace lets, necklaoe and rings, all presents that I had given her, and in her first ball dress. You oan imagine, sir, the state of my heart in returning home. She was all that I had left ; my wife had been dead for many years. . I re turned, in truth, half mad, shut my self alone in my room and fell into my chair dazed, nnable to move, merely a miserable, breathing wreck. "Soon my old valet, Prosper, who had helped me place Juliette in her coffin and lay her away for her last sleep, came in noiselessly to see if he oould not induoe me to eat. I shook my head, answered nothing. He per sisted. " 'Monsieur is wrong ; this will make him ill. Will monsieur allow me, then, to put him to bed?" 'No, no, I answered. 'Let me alone.' "He yielded and withdrew. "How many hours passed I do not know. What a night 1 What a night t It was very cold ; my fire of logs had long since burned out in the great fireplace; and the wind, a wintry blast, charged with an icy frost, howled and screamed about the house and strained at my windows with a curiously sinister sound. "Long hours, I say, rolled by. I sat still where I had fallen, prostrated, overwhelmed; my eyes wide open, but my body atrengthless, dead j my soul drowned in despair. Suddenly the great bell gave a loud peal. "I gave such a leap that my chair cracked under me. The alow, solemn sound rang through the empty house. I looked at the clock. "It waa two in the morning. Who oould be ooming at suoh an hour? "Twioe again the bell pulled sharp ly. The servants would never answer, perhaps never hear it. I took up a candle and made my way to the door. I was about to demand : "'Who is there I 'but, ashamed of the weakness, nerved myself and drew back the bolts. My heart throbbed, my pulse beat, I threw back the panel brusquely, and there, in the darkness, saw a shape like a phantom, dressed in white. "I recoiled, speechless with anguish, stammering: " 'Who who are yon? "A voioe answered : " 'It is I, father.' "It was my child, Juliette. "Truly, I thought myself mad. I shuddered, shrinking backward before the spectre as it advanoed, gesticulat ing with my hand to ward olT the ap parition. It is that gesture which has never left me. "Again the phantom spoke: " 'Father, father I See, I am not dead. Home one came to rob me of my jewels they out off my finger the the flowing blood revived me.' "And I saw then that she was cov ered with blood. I fell to my knees panting, sobbing, laughing, all in one. As soon aa I regained my aensea, but still so bewildered I soarouly compre hended the happiness that had come to me, I took her in my arms, carried her to my room and rang frantically for Prosper to rekindle the fire, bring a warm drink for her and go for the doctor. "lie came ' running, entered, gazed a moment at my daughter iu the chair, gave a gasp of fright and hor ror and fell back dead. "It was he who had opened the vault, who b id wounded aud robbed my .child and then abandoned her ; for he oould not efface all trace of his deed ; and he had not even taken the trouble to return the oofiin to its niche ; sure, besides, of not being suspected by me, who trusted him so fully. We are truly very unfortunate people, monsieur." He was ailsut. Meanwhile the night bad come on, enveloping in the gloom the still and solitary little valley; a suit of lavbteiioua (tread, seemed, to fall upon me in the presonoe of these strange boings this corpse came to life and this father with his painful gestures. "Let ns return," said I ; "the night has grown chill." And, still in silence, we traoed our steps back to the hotel, and I shortly afterwards returned to the city. I lost all further knowledge of the two peculiar visitors to my favorite sum mer resort. RCIEimFIC ASD INDUSTRIAL, Artificial ear drums are a success. Insect eggs have the greatest vi tality. The sour gourd treos of Africa are the oldest living vegetation. The apple contains a larger amount of . phosphorous1, or brain food, than any other fruit. The United Statea has a lower per centage of blind people than any oth er country in the world. Microscopists say that the strongest microscopes do not, probably, reveal the lowest stage of animal life. There ore 100 stndents taking the course of electrical engineering at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor. It was twenty-nine days from the casting of the Lick objective glass be fore it had oooled sufficiently for safe removal.- The Electrical Review says the elec trical purification of sewage "is a com plete success, chemically and bacter iologically." The South Sea Islands is the home of a worm which emerges from its hiding plaoe only one day of a certain change of the moon in October. The East Indian ship worm will in a few months destroy any vessel by eat ing out the interior of the beams and planks. They will be left a mere shell that can be shattered by the fist. The onion has virtues to which thousands of people will swear. This is its ability to ward offattaoks of ma laria in any form, and to cure cases as rapidly as the strongest doses of quinine. A New York lady has so contrived matters that she can, before getting out of bed, start a fire in the kitchen by turning on the current, and when she comes down stairs finds the kettle boiling and the place oomfortably warmed. J. J. Hogan, a mechanical student of Yale College, has invented a re markable instrument, called the Kinn simeter, whioh ia nsed to measure the slightest motion perceptible to the test of touch. The measure ia one millimeter per second. The important discovery has been made by Doctor. Backeland that the addition of a minute amount of a solu ble finorid to yeast will preserve it for more than six months. Doubtless other important applications will be made of this remarkable property of the solu ble fluoride. Mr. Graham, the great British eleo trician, has invented a "loud-speaking telephone," an apparatus whioh gathers and materializes the wave sounds to such a wonderful degree that they can be heard any plaoj in a large room, even after traveling over the wires hundreds, of miles. How Hard Times Hake Soldiers. . It is an interesting faot' that hard times usually bring plenty 'of recruits to the United States Army. A recruit ing sergeant told me that it is easier now to recruit a good class of young men and plenty of them than it has been for years. "You see," ha said, "there are hun dreds of young fellows who usually earn good enough wages in the mills and factories of New York, Newark and other cities in this vicinity, who have been out of work during the past winter. When every other resource seems to be exhausted many of those young fellows t.irn to Uncle Sam and enlist in his service. "It isn't patriotism nor love of ad venture that impels them to put on the blue. It is stern necessity. The pay is poor and the task is hard, but they enlist, many of them, rather than turn to beggary or theft." New York Herald. Strange History of a Cherry Tree. In the management of a cherry tree the late Almeron Higby, of Watson, Lewis County, may be regarded by some people as wiser iu his day and generation than the youthful George Washington. When nine years old he planted a cherry stone, from whioh grew a tree that was known by his parents as "the boy's tree." When it began to bear cherries he picked the fruit, sold it, and saved the money. This he continued to do during his entire life. Last summer, at the age of fifty-nine, hia health declined, and the tree also began to decay. So he cut it down, had the trunk sawed into boards, and with his own hands made a pretty chirry coflln for himself. A few days ago he died, and all of hia funeral expenses were paid from the money that he bad saved as the pro ceeds of the sale of the cherries. Mil waukee Wisconsin. Oil Ol Eggi. Extraordinary stories are told of the healing properties of a new oil which is easily made from the yolks of hens' eggs. Tho eggs are first boiled hard, aud the yolks are then re moved, crushed and placed over a lire, where they are carefully- stirred until the substance is on the point of catch ing fire, when the oil separates and the oil may be poured off. One yolk will yield nearly two tuaspooufuls of oil. It ia in general use anion,; the colonists of South Kuia as a iiK.Hie of curing cuts, bruiser, etc, tii, Loitia Star -baying, J ODD FREAKS OF THE SEA. SOME STRANGE SIGHTS A WD QUEER EXPERIENCES. Effects of Gigantic Wavea Sub-Ma rlne Rrnptlons and Storms Show era of Klsh Bones. AILOES have more than thoir fill of strange sights and JJ strange experiences. Big waves range among these strange experiences. We do not refer to those waves whioh are the imme diate consequences of high winds and atmospherical distnrbanoes, but to those single waves of immense height whioh shew themselves suddenly in the midst of a sea comparatively smooth. A vessel may be sailing along, in fine weather and with no swell on worth mentioning, when, without the least warning, comes sweeping along a wave that towers hike a mountain, falls on the deck, and carries away everything movable, membera of the crew among the rest. The steamer San Francisco was once struck by a tidal wave of this sort in the Gulf Stream, and 179 persons swept into the sea and drowned. In Maroh but all the crew save one of the bark Johann Wilhelm were washed over board by a single wave. In June last year the ship Holyrood encountered another suoh soa which is said to have risen np "suddenly like a wall" and to have flooded her deoks fore and aft. TheCnnarders, Etrnria and Umbria, have both enoonntered, the phenom enon, and the former had one man killed and several others injured. The case of the Pomeranian will be fresh in the minds of alL Sometimes these waves are the result of submarine eruptions and land earthquakes occur ring in close proximity to the sea. An English bark crossing the North Paciflo met with one of these big waves and immediately afterward the ocean seemed to be boiling, and the sulphur fumes that emerged from the water were so powerful as to drive the crew into the rigging. Clearly there was en eruption here as the ship sailed over, and the wonder is that the great wave did not do more injury. Again, the American sohooner Dora J. Ward, while on a voyage to Seattle, Wash., from Cooper Island, was sail ing quietly along, when suddenly she was lifted as if a whale had struck her bottom, and then experienced a suc cession of Bhocka whioh cast every thing loose about their feet. There were a few big waves succeeding the main one, and then everything was smooth again. The biggest solitary wave ever known was that caused by the Peruvian earthquake of August 13th, 1868. In no other instanoe. we are assured, has it been known that a well markedwave of enormous propor tiona has been propagated over the lamest ocean tract of the globe by an i earthquake whose action has ueeu urn ited to a relatively small region not situated in the centre but on one side of the area traversed by the wave. At Afrioa it was fifty feet high, aud en veloped the town, carrying two war ships nearly a mile beyond the railway of the north of the town. It inundat ed the smaller members of the Saud wich group, 6303 miles away, aud reached Yokohama, in Japan, iu the early hours of the morning, after tak ing in New Zealand on the way. It spent itself finally in the South At lantic, having traversed nearly the whole globe. A singular occurrence was reported reoently by the English ship Cnoi para. She was about midway between the Cape and Australia when she en countered a hurricane. About raid night of August 4 last the sea sud denly fell almost calm. "It appeared as if the sea was aftected by some tremendous pressure," when suddenly the whole vessel fore and aft was en veloped in sheets of flame that rose half way np tho masts and overran the decks for three-quarters of an hour. It was an electrical storm, and the crow, never having enoonntered such a thing before, were pauio stricken, and very naturally ao. They expected every minute to see the masts go by the board. After what must have been a very cheerful forty five minutes the flames snuffed out suddenly, and left darkness ao think that it might have Wen cut Another singular ocourrence was that of the bark Peter Pridell. which waa off Valparaiso when a whirlwind passed over her stern, taking away everything movable, sails and all, on the after part of the ship, leaving the forward part untouched. Here waa the sharp end of a storm with a vengeauce. Almost as surprised at their good fortune and narrow escape must have been the orew of the barken tine Fortunate, whioh, while on a voyage from Bio Grande to Liverpool, felt a tremendous shook that could not be aooounted for until the vessel waa put into dry dock, when tha sword of a swordfiah waa found to have penetrated some feet into the wood of the hull. Yot another of the curiositioa of the sea ia the occasional shower of fish bonea or the like, falling on deok when many miles from land. These ahowera are easily explained. Tha fish are taken up in waterspouts, aud ooine down in more or less rare tied condition. But perhaps the most awful of all things that can happen at sea is a fire. A severe squall break ing over a vessel unprepared for it, aud with all her sails set, is bad, but the experienoe is short, sharp and generally deoisive; but for long-drawn-out agony there is nothing like a fire, especially if it ia among ooal, and there ia also dynamite or gun powder in the cargo. Pall Mall Gazette. If a snail's head b out off and the animal placed iu a cool, mois( spot a new head, will be grgwu, GOLDEN HOURS. GOLDEN DAYS. .Everything haa beauty In It In the world that 'round ns lies, Lifting np each waking minute, Giving Joy to longing eyes, That shall fill the boors with praise Oolden hoars make golden days. By ns joys are ever flying, Let us make our hearts their innro Tet na share tha sweetness lying All about us everywhere t Let ns walk In happy wars Oolden hours make golden days. Troubles come but they are fleeting t Soon their shadows will go by, A the elouds the sunlight meeting, Pass and show the simre sky. Life Is full of sunny rays Golden hours make golden days. George Blrdseyo, In Detroit Freo Press. HUMOR OF TUB DAY. A trying situation The cloak mod el's. It is seldom difficult to appear nat ural when yon have no desire to please. Puck. It frequently happens that tho fire of genius has difficulty in making tha pot boil Pnok. My neighbor calls his oat "There by" because from it hangs a taiL Arkansaw Traveler. Strange as it may seem, it some times happens that an old salt gets into trouble by being too fresh. Almost every woman we know wonld like to know what some other woman has got to be so proud of. Atchison Globe. Paddy's latest feat was to pawn his gun, preparatory to a day's shooting, in order to bay cartridges. London Truth. There is plenty of room at the top ; but there isn't enough for one-tenth of the people who think they ought to be there. Pnok. The peace maker is a oommendabla character, bnt he is not esteemed by the fellow who is getting the best of the fight. Puck. The part of a man's salary that ho usually doesn't spend is the part he wonld receive if he were getting what he is worth. Puck. "Galton had his lawn mowor stolen last night." "Great Caesar I What a luoky fellow he has always been." Chicago Inter-Ooean. Speaking of bereavement, Jones af firms that no death ever affected him so sadly as that of his wife's first hus band. Salem Gazette. Two words sometimes make a long sentence. For instance, when the judge remarks to the prisoner: "Twenty years." Truth. Yon may speak as you will of podi gree generally, but in a sleeping oar It is a man's berth which raises him above his fellow passengers. An exohange tells "how to make a fountain pen work satisfactorily." Another way is to give it to one of your enemies. Texas Sif tings. There is that in a woman's disposi tion that induces her to give anything; the has to the poor, providing tiiay will use it her way. Atchison Globe. I kissed her a dozen times last night, Ami now it makes me sore To think that 11 I'd only stayed, I might have had ona more. Life. A woman's idea of loyalty is to loan hex best silverware to a neighbor who is giving a party, and say nothing when she hears it praised. Atchison Globe. Jack "What sort of a girl is ahe?" Jim "'Oh, sho is a miss with a mis sion." "Ah!" "And her mission is seeking a man with a mansion." Spare Moments. Tha lightning flashed, the llghtnlngorashod, The sklea were rent asaodur, With shriek and wall loud blew the gale, And then It rained like thunder 1 Pack. Willy Wilt "Do yon know, I fancy I have quite a literary bent." Van Demmitt "All right, my boy ; keep on and you'll be worse than bent you'll be broke." Puck. Madge "Er Miss Laura, I hopel am not talking too .muoh about my self." Miss Laura -"Oh, no. You have to be talked about by somebody, of oourse." Indianapolis Journal. No wonder the modest violet Drops shyly out o( sight If It hears nil the poems People about It write. Chicago luter-Oonan. Housekeeper "Are you sure that this tea isn't half copperas?" Dealer (oonvinoingly) "We oouldn't afford to sell copperas at the extremely low prioe we charge for thia tea, ma'am." New York Weekly. L'Enfant Terrible "Have you got another faoe?" Mrs. Hoinelei:,'h "No, dear; why do yoa ask?" L'En fant Terrible "Mamma said you are two-faoed ; but I thought if you had another one, you wouldn't wear that one. " London Tid-Bits. In ths gloaming, O my darling, Where tha nights are six months long, If I stayed till midnight, dnrlin. Would you thin Ic that It was wrong? Would you work the old gags on mat Would you murmur, soft and low, That I might be late (or breaklatt. Or the clock was six weeks slow? Detroit Frew Press. Teaoher "Now, Johnnie, you may tell us thia : Suppose your mother had told you to come home at five o'clock, and you did not go ; what would you be doing?" Johnnie "I don't kuow whether it would be ewiuiuiiu' or playiu' baseball. " Chicago Inter Ooean. "What have yoa named your new boy?" "William. I wauted to get a name that would be sure to fit." "J don't quite oatoh." "Why, don't yoa eee, if he grows up to be a real nice, good kind of young man he will be called Willie, and if ha should happeu to tarn out pretty tough be cau bo called. BUI," Indianapolis Journal J