Ul FOREST REPUBLICAN fa fabUiktf every Wdandr, kf J. E. WENK. Offloe In Bmearbaugh ft Co.'a BuDdluf LM ITEUT, TIONB8TA, r Terms, ... tUO ptrTttr. ""tA"? relT4 fM t skerUt frioi uia thrve b.dUik. O.irrwpondmcw tallcttee frm U iirti f ik, in.?T-. Ntl wW Uk .i.ri.u. vwumnlcauou. RATIS OF ADVKRTISIHOl ORE EPUBLICAN. One Bqnar, on inch, n inserttoa. , On Bquara, on inch, on month. . . , On Square, on I noli, three month. , On Square, on inch, on year... Two Hqunm, on year Quarter Column, on year. ........... l0 00 00 10 00 is nc an ot eo oo Half Column, on yaar On Uolumn, on y 10010 Lacal adTrtiimnt tew cant par 11a each loMTtion. Marriages and death notice grata. All bill for yearly advertisements on0e quarterly. Temporary advertisement at be paid in advanoa. Job work oah oo delivery. m VOL. XXVII. NO. 5. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, MAY 23, 1894. S1.00 PER ANNUfo. R ST Abont fifty Ramblers commit sui cido at Monte Carlo every yoar. English football players aro debat ing changing tho rulos with a view to fewer killings. Nearly every workingman in Italy wean board, on account of tho cost of shaving. Now it ia proposod to aid tho barbers by putting a tax on boards. ' According to tho Now York World in eloven principal Western States tho buildiug of 20,000 miles of railroad line oausod tho settlement of 90,500, 000 acres of farming land. Tho railroad companies of Great Britain pay an average every day of $7000 in compensation, about ftixty per cent, being for damages to passen gers and tho remainder for lost or in jurod freight. Tho gold product of west Australia last year was double that of the pre vious twolvo months. Tho total ex port for tho year was 110,391 ounces. Tho prospects for tho present yoar aro most promising. President Eliot, of Harvard, Raid tho other day that tho Greeks, who know more about athletics than we shall learn in a hundred years, held thoir Olympian games once in four years, whilo to-doy tho college stu dopts want at least four contests every year. Although tho court of Austria-is commonly known as tho most aristo cratic in Europe, no monarch is easier to roach than tho Emperor Francis Joseph. Ho has certain audionoe days, when any of his subjects, high as well as low, aro permitted to call to discuss with him any nlTuir which they choose. It is said that tho leading magazine publishers aro using manuscripts now which havo been on hand and paid for, some of them for years. This saves paying out nionoy now, of course. Some of these magazine offices havo manuscripts on hand which thoy ac cepted and paid for five, ton and even fifteen years ago. Two London florists, becoming des perate because of the dullness, mado an effort to revive the interest in tu lips and croate an artificial demand for the bulbs. They spent all the money they could procuro in bribing penny-a-liners to assist them. Thou failure was complete. Ono of them became insane. The other was for coil to acoept tho humble position of an under gardener at a merchant's coun try Beat. In Franco cattle and ehoop are rarely, if ever, sold by actual live weights, declares the American Agriculturist, and proper appliancos for weighing are practically.unknown. A Govern ment measure is under consideration for making sales by weight compulsory at publio f airs. Tho bill provides that stock exposed for sale, in any markot or fair must have a ticket showing the weight, as ascertained on a scale, or, as it is called in England, a "weigh bridge." A twelve-story oflloo building will soon be begun in the heart of Chica go by a man who sold the lot recently for $180,000 and then scoured a lease for ninety-eight years at $21,000 a year. Borne of tho provisions of the lease are peculiar, remarks the Sun Franoisco Chronicle, lie binds him self to build a twelve-story structure, costing $200,000, and to permit no one to sell liquor on tho premises un der penalty of forfeiture of tho lease. This is said to be tho second case on record of a like restriction in Chicago. Should such clauses bocome general the rent of saloons in tho business dis trict of Chioago will be advanced. Emperor William, in the estimation of tho New York Tribune, deserves considerable credit for the reforms which he has inaugurated in the Ger man army in connection with tho uni form and tho equipment of the mon, whose comfort and welfare are now studied to a much greater extent than ever before. The weight of the equip ment has boon reduce J by some fifteen or twenty pound, and the tight, stiff collar around the throat has boon superseded by a loose and open one, allowing the man to move his head and nook without difficult and to breathe with greater ease ou the march in hot weather. The Austrian i military authorities are following suit in the matter, and are taking a leaf out of the book of their allies at Bor lin, among other innovations decided upon being the substitution of a gray uniform in the place of the blue ouo now in use in the army of Emperor Francis Joseph. ereTAix out of life you can, TIs a very good ruin as rule rrmy go Of value to boy and to man ; To set the dnys by tho star ot faith And got all out ot 11 to that he can. The coffers of hope hold Inllnlto stores, And ws may supply thorn at will , We may honp thorn with treasure that novor shall fade, rf Ith wonderful beauty may fllL Yes, get out of Mo all we enn evory day . But lot us refloat on tho meaning. Shall we wrest from tho weak because we aro strong Each thing that of value is scorning? Shall wo fool that possessions aro rlohos alone? And Insist that wo load In tho van? In fulfilling this rule that we bold for our dnys, To gut all out of life that we oan? Tliore are thoso who do this, but you will not, I know, For rou hold that the secret of living Of bonutiful days full of infinite oharm Lies only In loving and giving. To get out of llfo we must put Into life All genorous oourago, all swootnoss , Bo thoughtful for others, be courteous and kind, And then will llfo grow to completeness. And thus will the days as they glldo Into years nold their riches for boy and for man Who follows this rulo In Its meaning subllmo, to got all out of lire that he can. Lillian Whiting. THE KEY TO SIXTY-SIX BY E. M. BALLIDAT. in wootner was cold, and everybody looked pinched and blue. It was not the sort of day when business is brisk anywhere. Out of doors it was so raw, eo penetrating, that tho constant effort to keep np a circulation to tight against ine weakening influence of the cold. absorbed every energy and loft little over for thought, for plans, for busi noes or pleasure. Inside, rooms were boated to a suffocating, baking close ness, and men were languid. They stood at windows and looked at the icy streets, or held hands to aching heads over ledgers. In the big insuranoe oflloo two men were talking in a private room. A card was brought in, and an old man fol lowed it rapidly. He was a little bent, which shortened his fig ure, and lie held his head nt a peculiar sidowise angle. He shuffled a little as he walked, but the very loose and heavy Arctio overshoes npon his feet may have had something to do with that. His brown overcoat, a good deal worn at the elbows, was locg and of a comfortable, old-fash' loned pattern. A gray knitted woolen scarf was wound around and around his neck, and woolen gloves wero upon his hands He put one of those hands up to his car, and cupped his palm to catch every sound when he was spoken to, and then you saw why he carried his head so oddly. He was deaf. Ho had come in, he explained, to have his life insured. He had often thought of doing so. but had never been in a position where he folt that he could regularly pay the premium before. He was a kindly faced man, who seomod to state facts because they wore such, without understanding any reason why they should be concealed. His eyes were clear and apparently good, although not very wide open. "We shall require you to fill out a blank before we can consider your ap plication," the manager said. "Wc seldom take men of your age." "1 am not so old as I look," tho ap plicant replied. "I know that the premium will be largo, but I have a regular income, which ceases at my death, and I have lately found a dear young friend to whom I should like to leave something. I might take a fancy to go walking on the railroad track some day,' and he smiled whimsically. we win nave that put in your pol icy," said the manager, gravely. When he had filled out his applica tion blank, we disoovote I that his name was Louis A. Cattermolo, that he was forty-four years of ago, and came of perfectly healthy parents. He said that he was born in central Missouri, that his father had been killed in the war, and his mother had been blown up ou a Mississippi steamboat. Ho had no near relatives whom he knew. He had been a wanderer upon the face of the earth. Three years before, he had met John Mackley, a young New Yorker, on a journey through the south, and he had ooine to Now xork rery rooently to live. He seemod to be a sociable sort of fellow, although looking ten years ol lor than ho suid he was. lie hud an Ingenuous way of talking, which might have come from central Mis- louri. McCury, the insurance mana ger, came from Kentucky, and he rathor enjoyed verbosity when he could jonsciontiously listen to it, without feeling that ho was establishing a pre sedent.) "I am afraid," ho said to Cettcr nolo, 'that you will never pass the loctors. But he did. They were astonished lo nnd so vigorous a frame 'Sound as a nut. In remark tble state of preservation. The teeth aru't good, but leav ing out that and the deufniss, that's is fine a specimen as I ever saw at forty-four, the doctor reported. So, after all the preliminaries were gone through, Lioms A. Cattermolo received t policy upon his life, made out iu fa for of Johu Mackley, the young stock broker on Mew street. We made a great many'iuquiries, of laurso, Jtlaokiey, who wo a big, straight backed, bluff follow, who had a reputation for turning pretty sharp corners on tno street, evidently had no idea of tho admiration he had ex cited in his friend, Mr. Cattermolo. When he was asked abont him, he laughed, and said ho was a queer old duffer, who told a first rate story with nib" m it. 'He lives across the street from me. I live up in the Dalton, you know,and old Cattermole is in tho Merlin, just opposite. He comes over and smokes a cigar with me now and then, and I return the visit and smoke one of his old pipes, when I am down on my luck, and need pulling out.- Yon don't mind his deafness after you get used to it. Ho tolls a capital story. " And Mack ley laughed at tho stray memory of some one, showing all his big white tocth. He had had his mustache Bhaved lately. John Mackley was al ways very much in the mode. Ihe first premium was paid in cosh, and when the second one came around we had a letter from Mr. Cattermolo, inclosing a check. Ho had been away for some months, traveling about, and didn't know when he would be at homo. Tho letter wos from Philadel phia, and tho chock was paid in due course. Next spring Mr. Cattermole wroto the insurance company a letter, say ing that he wanted to make some ar rangement by which he could cut down his policy. It had been an enormous policy, all tho office had thought; and knowing John Mackley, and Mr. Cattermole'B slight acquaint ance with him, we had regarded it as almost ridiculous that the old man should spend what in nut have been the major part of his income that that overgrown young follow might have a lortuno some tune or other. "Good Lord l"the doctor said. "That man is good for fifty years. John Mackley will be dead firBt." McCary went up to tho Merlin to see Cattermole. He found him in. The elevator boy said he hadn't been well for some days ; that Mr. Mackley had been in almost every day. 'lie s a mighty clevor gont, Mr. Cattermole is," the elevator boy gra ciously remarked. The apartment was small, and plainly, almost poorly, furnished. McCary looked about and thought of all the luxuries this lonely man might buy with the sum he annually spent upon insuring bis life lor tho benefit of a rather heartless, rather raffish young man, who would doubtless make ducks and drakes of the money when it came into his possession if it ever did. And then McCary gave a cynical sort of a sigh for tho vagaries of human nature. Mackloy had let McCary in. "Mr. Cattermole isn't very well to day," the young man said choerfully. "1 nave been trying to get him to go to bed. He 11 be out in a minute. must be getting along down town," and he opened the door and was gone, Cattermole came in presently, in i flannel dressing gown and a pair of list slippers. He was hollow eyed, and had a towel around his head. He said one of his ears hud developed an ab scess, and he was almost stone deaf, and in great pain. McCary had some difficulty in making him understand the obstacles to lessening his policy. "1 ve lost money, sir," ho said, "J feol as though I were robbing John, He's been like a son to me ; but 1 must do it 1 I must do it!" And then after McCary had gone all over the ground again, he made np his mind that he would not do anything of the sort. The saorifioe seemed too great. MoCary's people went to the moun tains for the summer, and he went down to the Oriental Hotel at Man hattan Beach, and dined and bathed j and slept. Two or three times he met Cattermole walking along the ocean front. Tho walk, and the odd car riage of the head, seemed exaggerated. The old man told McCary that he had been ill ever since the winter before, that grippe had gotten the better of him. Then he would ask McCary if he had seen Mackley. Ho often had seen him going gayly about with some friends; but ho never saw him with Cattermole. He used to despise John Mackley for an ungrateful cub. And then he realized that Mackley had no reason on earth to suppose that poor deaf old Cattermole had put him under any particular obligatiou. No doubt he knew nothing about the policy. Mack ley was like all his class. Cattermole said that he thought the sea bathing did him good. He and Mackley had taken bathhouses side by side for the season, and often went iu together, he said. McCary saw Catter mole in the witoroneday and laughed heartily. He had tied up his poor ears in wads of cotton, and a rubber band, and covered almost his entire head with a straw hat. His arms were covered, too, aud altogether he mode a conspicuous figure in the water, even in that great and motley crowd at Manhattan Beach. He was a bold swimmer, and often went away out be yond the float. One day it happened that MeCary was in the bath house when Mackley came in for his key. "Give me (1(1, will you?" he said to the attonduut. "The other gent's got 0(5. I give it to him 'bout ten minutes ago." "Oh, that's all riijht 1 Give mo 68." "I thought you had bathed, Mack loy," McCary said. "I saw you com ing out of the bath hoube just as I came in." "1 went up through from the beaoh. I forgot the formality of a key and my bathing suit. I had to come all the way around. Did you see old Cat termole? I haven't seen the old beg gar for a week. We'll have a swim. Many people iu? Ugh I" MeCary went up into the pavilion and looked at the bathers. The water was black with people, Ho saw old Cattermole come out of the bath house in his qunor rig, aooentnated by his curious walk and twisted neck, and plunge into the water. Two hun dred people turned to look after him with curious eyes. He went away out beyond the float, and then presontly in the chopping ot the waves MoCary lout sight of him. Presently he saw another head bob bing about, and then he saw a man spring upon the float and wave his arms wildly. He seemed to have something in his hand ; and then he plunged into the water again. A dozen swimmers started for the float, but it was a long way in that oold water. They found John Mack ley dancing about, half crazy. He had been swimming out there with his friend Cattermole, and the old man had been taken with cramp, or some thing perhaps it was the undertow and he was gone. Mackley had pulled the hat from his head in his efforts to save him. He had been there but a minute before. McCary pressed his way down into the crowd. He too had seen Cattor mole but a few minutes before. Every effort was made to find the body, but thoy were all unsuccessful. "It will wash in, " the guard said. "They always do.' "He was a great friend of mine," John Mackley said with feeling. "And he was the best story teller in New York." McCary followed Mackley into the long row of bath houses. He was an insurance manager. He had soon the whole thing, and he might as well know all the details. Mackley went down the corridor with his heavy, majestic- tread, his shoulders straight, his head well up, and his bare, brawny arms shining. He stopped at his door and tried to fit in his key. It wouldn't turn. He looked at it again. McCary saw it too. On the brass tag were the figures "66." MoCary put his hand npon the key. "You threw away the wrong one, didn't you?" he said coolly. "What do you mean?" Mackley asked angrily. His big fist was in the air. "Hnshl" McCary said sternly. "You don't want any trouble, any ex planations. It was all perfectly done, and you were very elever to carry it out so far, and right under my eyes. I advise you to go on the stage. It isn't so dangerous as this, and it's more profitable than Wall street sometimes. Mackley's face was rigid, but de Cant. "I never should have suspected you in this world, exocpt that I had my field glass to my eyes when you tore the nat and bandage on your head out there in the water, I saw it. It saw Cattermole turn to Mackloy and as you stripped your arms I saw your plan. It was clever, and it was simple ; but you ought to have gotten under the float, and thrown away the key to CO, in stead of the key to 68." "Perhaps you can prove some- of these things. "I can prove that your teeth were drawn very bad teeth in February oi last year, and new ones put in. .Perhaps the physicians who examined Cattermole, and the dentist, could corroborate my actual vision. Mc Cary smiled. "But I will relieve your mind, Mr. Mackley. The case will never come to court. We will keep the handsome premiums you have paid us, and not advertise your histrionio abilities. I advise you to dress your self if you can get into 68 and be ready to meet the reporters." And Mr. MoCary went over to the hotel and ordered bis dinner. Mun sey's Magazine. "The Lamb tlourd." The Duke of Holstein in his "Travels in Muscovy and Persia" (1636) gives a full account of a wonderful vegetable growing in the neighborhood of the city of Samara, Russia, and known as the "lamb or sheep gourd." The Duke says: "It most resembles a lamb ia all its members, and on that acoount is called 'the lamb gourd' by the peo ple. It changes place in growing as far as the vine or stalk will roach, and wherever it turns the gross withers. When it ripens the stalk withers, and the outward rind is covered with a kind of hair which the Muscovites use instead of fur. They showed us some of these skim which were covered with soft wool, not unlike that of a lamb newly weaned." Scaliger also speaks of the "lamb gourd" in his works. In one chapter he says that the queer vegetable con tinues to grow as long as grass is plentiful, but that when the gross falls, the "pore creetyr dyes fronie lao of nourishment." Ho also says that tho wolf is the only animal that will feed upon it. St. Louis llepublio. Nervous Singers. The effects of nervousness are varied and amusing. One young mezzo-soprano was prevented just in time from walking on to the platform iu a hugo pair of fur-lined overshoes, which were put ou above her slippers, and which contrasted comically with her dainty! gown. Another songstress, who was gifted with a good verbal memory, was sing ing without note. During a ruther elaborate symphony, preceding the second verse of her song, she chanced idly to glance at the book of words which she was holding. Confusion followed. She could not link tho melody with the poem. It was a tor-' rible monieut ; but she stopped swift ly to the piano, glanced at tho accom panist's copy, uud finished her song con ainore I It appeared, ou inspec tion, that by a printer's error two lines of her song had been left out of the book of w ords. This had confused her, aud was the cause of her lailure to blond word and music tjgether, Atulunta. SCIENTIFIC ASD INDUSTRIAL. The bones and muscles of a human body are capable of over 1200 different motions. There is a boy in tho Philadelphia Stock Exchango who can read tho "ticker by sound. St. Louis druggists say that tho fashionable vice of cologne-drinking is on the increase there. A steel bar magnetized whilo cold loses its magnetism upon being heated ; one magnetized hot loses it on cool ing. Drosses ere made of wooden fibre which, when ppnn or otherwise pre pared, is scarcely distinguished from fine silk. A ton of puro gold is worth $G02, 799.11, and a ton of pure Bilver $37, 704.84. A million dollars in gold coin weighs about a ton and three-quarters. In New Mexico canyons one may see natural stono pillars cut into fan tastic forms by tho Band blasts formed by tho wind sucking up and down the narrow passes. The first habitable planot, aocording to tho scientists, was the fifth satatel ite of Saturn, which began to cool about 5000 years after the origin of the planetary system. Watchmakers as a rule are singular ly free from affections of the eye, al though they wear a powerful magnify ing glass in one eye only for at least five hours out of the twenty-four. The strongest timber known is the "Bilian" or Bornea ironwood, whose breaking strain is 1.52 times greater than that of English oak. By long ex posure it becomes of ebony blackness and immensely hard. The weight of a German soldier's equipment when in marching order is now forty-seven pounds, fifteen less than that of a British soldier. The Czar's foot soldiers carry a weight of sixty-eight pounds each. An ice locomotive was some years ago constructed for uso in Bussia. It is employed to haul freight between St. Petersburg nnd Cronstadt. The front part rests on a sledge aud the driving wheels are studded with spikes. James Wortham, a farmer living near Seuora, Ky. , is puzzling the physicians. Blight blue spots cover his body at periodical intervals. When the spots appear a knot the size of a walnut presents itself and re mains until the spots go away. The surgical treatment of consnmp tion has, it is stated by a medical au thority, long been a dream of Euro pean surgeons. It is now announced that, as a beginning of a scries of ex periments, the diseased apex of the lung of a patient suffering from tuber culosis has been successfully removed. A singular aberration of the side arms of marines on board English ships is reported, says tho Electrical Review. It appears that tho bay onets belonging to the marines have, in many cases, bocome highly mag netized through contact with, or closo proximity to,' dynamos, and tho result is that compasses have become af fected by sentries passing near them when wearing these sidoarms. An order has been issued that in future sentries ore not to wear sidearms when on duty in tho neighborhood of dy namos, and it is expected that this will overcome the difficulty. The Word "Mrs." The word "Mrs." is a curions ono; if indeed it is a word. The "Century Dictionary" calls it "an abbreviation of Mistress or Misses;" but the spell ing oertainly makes it an abbreviation of the first, and the second form is apparently only a contracted English pronunciation. The full word has fall en into disgrace now, and so, unless one makes it very plain that tho term is quaintly used, ouo has to suy Misses. "About 150 yearB ago ami curlier,' says an English writer, "'Mrs.' was applied quite impartially to unmar ried as well as married ladies. Even children were sometimes styled 'Mrs.' The burial of ou infant daughter of John Milton, who died at tho ago of five months, is recorded iu tho regis ter of St. Margaret, Westminster, aud her name is entered as 'Mrs. Kathorine Milton,' followed by a small 'o' to in dicate that a child is meant." Thus, apparently, ono is historically justifiod in writing "Mrs." before a woman's name, whenever there is doubt. And yet the lady may bo so unscientific as to take offense. Rochester Post Express. A Strange Musical Instrument. A musical instrument, tho like of which has never been seen before, is the outcome of muuy years' hard think ing by a Swedish electrician and musician. There is a frame, and on it are hung a score of tuned bells, a series of steel bars struck by luotullia hummers, a row of stool strings of neoessary tension, a xylophone, aud a fraudulent bagpipe, made out of a bar of steel aud an eloetrio current. The operator can sit at the keys a few feet away or a hundred miles it doesn't matter which.so long as tho connecting electric wires aro fixed up. For a be ginner I should recommend tho hun dred miles radius. The keybourd, which is like that of u piano, but with few keys, is equipped with switches, so that one set of instruments or tho whole lot may bo operated on at once. Now York Dispatch. A Ilai'oiucter Tree. Attention has been called to a re markable properly of tho Foutuino bloau service tree. Thn leaves of this tree (which are green above and white below) turn so as to present tho white under surface to tho sky jiiHi beforo a rain. Those who aro well acquainted with thn peculiarities of this vegetable barometer say tho "sign" uevof Mils, St. Louis Republic, ATMOSPHERIC PHENOMENA. ELECTRICAL AND OTHER CURIOUS FREAKS OF NATURE. The Tornado's Funnol-ShHped Cloud Extraordinary Performances Of Lightning Sand Storms. TORNADOES are tho most ex traordinary and among the most destructive of atmos pherio phenomena. It has been reckoned that on on average each of them costs one life. That which struck Louisville in 1890 wiped out $3,250,000 worth of proporty and 135 lives. The funnel-shaped cloud which does the damage runs at a speed of from forty to eighty miles an hour. It looks like an immense balloon, black as night, sweeping its neck round and rouud with terrible fury, and tearing everything to pieces in its path. Its traok is always from south west to northeast, tho width of it boing rarely over 300 feet. Warning of tho storm's approach is given by a still and sultry air. with a lurid or greenish sky. People feel depressed without knowing why. ' This gas that covers the surface of the earth, by which wo live by breath ing, is a wonderful element. The electrioity which pervades it, though employed for various useful purposes by man, is a mystery yet. Some of its phases are astonishing and beyond explaining. For example, there is the most intense form of it known, termed globular lightning. It tokes the form of spheres of dazzling brilliancy. Such spheres were seen playing about during the great .Louisville tornado. People on board of ships hove often observed balls of fire "as big as bar rels" rolling along the surface of the ocean. These sphere are apt to burst with deafening reports. Tubes of glass mode by lightning are often found in sand. The eleo tricity passes into tho ground and molts the silioious material, forming little pipes, tho inside diameter of which represents the "bore" of the thunderbolt Suoh tubes measuring as much as twenty-seven feet in length have been discovered. No doubt ex ists as to the method of their manu facture, inasmuch as people have sought for them and dug them upBtill hot from places freshly struck by lightning. Lightning does a great deal more damage and is much more fatal to human life than is generally imag ined. It kills sixty-nine persons every year in France. In this country it has been reckoned to destroy twenty two lives annually, but this is prob ably an underestimate. By a single flash 2000 sheep were wiped out on one occasion in Ethiopia. In New Grenada is a place, noar the gold mine of Vega de Supia, where no one will willingly dwell on account of the fro quent strokes of lightning. A stroke nt Brescia, August 18, 1709, exploded a mazazine containing 207,000 pouuds of gunpowder, wiping out a great part of the town and 3000 lives. A long list might be givon of similar fatali ties nearly as disastrous. Beforo the invention of lighting conductors churches and other lofty buildings were constantly struck. One of the most interesting of elec tricul phenomeua is the so-called St. Elmo's fire. It appears in tho shape of brush-like discharges from metal points in the rigging of shi and else whore. These are tormod by sailors "corpse candles." If threo of them are seen at sea it signifies that the ves sel will be lost, while a single one means a continued storm. However, the superstition varies considerably. In a passage of the "Commentaries," Caesar, says: "About tho secoud watch there suddenly aroso a thick cloud, followed by a shower of hail ; and the same night tho points of the spears of tho fifth legion seemed to take fire." Columbus ou his second voyage behold several corpse candles playing about the mast of his ship. He sont a man aloft to fetch ono down, but it could not bo grasped somehow. The St. Elmo's tire is said to give out a sort of roaring sound like a port flro. In some of the desert regions of the West notably tho Painted Desert of Arizona those prankish phenomena called "sand storms" are frequent. Sometimes they rise seemingly to the clouds and obtain a diameter of fifteen or twenty feet. A spot of ground becomes excessively hooted, ouus ing tho oir obove it to ascend. This occasions an influx of tho at mosphere from all sides, but un equally, the result being a gyratory motion visible in tho sand or dust raised into the air. In other words, a sort of natural chimney is created, through which there is a powerful up draught. Such whirling columuBhave a very wicrd appeurauce as they move hither and thither, sometimes muuy of them at once, across the desert. One might imagine them to be ani mated by evil spirits, aud it is no won der that people in India cull them "devils." A peculiar phenomenon observed iu various places, but most perfectly among the mountains of tho lirockou iu Germany, is tho so-called "Brockeu spootro." It is on enlarged bhudow of tho observer cast by tho sun, near sunrise or sunset, upon tho fog which envelopes iuui. Its eu ormous size makes the apparition rather itaiilinH. Presumably, it is duo to the fact that tho shu low is thrown upon tho particles of moisture suspended iu the air all along to tho limit of vision. Washington Star. Measures are being taktu by the authorities of Crete to revive tho silk industry of tho island, which was once flourishing, but which has Ikumi dwin dling for Home years owing to tho use of l-id seed. A good supply in to bo furnished free. JUST A3 OF OLD I miss you from my side this lonely ntght, And teol that nothing new on earth Is tru Old sweet pictures In the mellow light Give to me the happy past and you, Just as of old. I wish that you would steal behind my chair And preag your Angers to my tired eyes, And when, surprised, I found you laughing there You'd lay your dear head down, where sow none lies, i Just as ot old. And ns the fire flickered on yonr hair, , Till eanh bright tress was like a skela ot gold, I'd give the world If smiling, restful there, Tfou'd whisper low,, "I love you," as of old, Just as of old. Chicago Times. HUMOR OF THE BAT. The camel probably thinks his hump a thing of beauty. Puck. Nothing succeeds like the man who has tho rewards of success to dis tribute. -Truth. An ounce of prevention is not worth a pound of cure in the pork-packing business. Puck. Some people are too good to gossip with you because they don't trust you. Atchison Globe. We never see a bankrupt at the charity soup house. That's where his victims go. Truth, Mabel "With what verses are yon the most familiar?" Poet "Reverses" New York World. If some men were half as big as they think they are the world would have to be enlarged. Txaa Siftings. "Down brakes 1" cried the railroad man's wife as the dinner platter slipped from her grasp. Lowell Courier. A little choppy weather was natur ally expected in a month that came ia like a lamb. Philadelphia Record. Revenge is sweet sometimes, possi bly, but never when the other follow gets in his work on you. Somerville Journal. A teakettle can sing when it ia merely filled with water. But man, proud man, ia no teakettle. Texas Siftings. Though his is largely a robust sort of life, the average dairyman is pretty mnoh of a milk-and-water ohap. Buf falo Conrier. Little Girl (looking at impression istic landscape) "Mamma, what made him think it looked liked that?" Harlem Life. "Her hair is just too sweet for any thing." Ah, indeed I Perhaps she dressess it with a honey oomb. New York Mercury. "Do you think Officer McGobb is square?" "Surely, he must be; hois never 'round when wonted." Indian apolis Journal. She "And what have you fcoeri studying Bince yon loft college, low or medicine?" He "Neither ; economy." New York Ledger. Teacher "What hove the varioui expeditions to the North Pole accom plished?" Dull Boy "Made geogra phy lessons harder. " Mrs. Captain Smith "And youthink any soldier can be fearless?" Colonel Stoton "Yes; all he has to do is to keep out o' danjah, mam 1" In ullonoe the family aro sitting, Each keeping as still as a mouse, As they ponder the annual question, "It it better to move, or clean house?" New York Mercury. "Man's a fool." He walks out on tho lawn and orders the billy goat off his premises, follows a mule and argues with his mother-in-law. Galveston News. A telephone girl receives calls, but she doeBu't pay them. This part oi the business is attended by those hir ing the instrument. Philadelphia Times. We have great respect for the wis dom of the ancients. They were born in time to say all their smart thing? before we had a chance to think ol 'em. Puck. Tho Wife "John, theso carpet must be boat," The Husband "Why, my dear, when I bought them th dealer told me they couldn't be beat." New York Press. It is only guileless boyhood that vows he "will never do it again. " Even when caught in the act, tho full-grown man of sound mind tries to prove that he didn't do it at all. Puck. Witts "There goes a woman whose successes have turned many another woman's head." Watte "That'l queer. What is her line ?" Witts "Millinery." Buffalo Courier. "I hear your sou has beoome an ac tor; how is ho getting ou?" "Very well, indeed. He begun as a corpse, aud now ho has already advanced to the role of a ghost." Fliegeude Blaet tor. Fuir Visitor "I should like to see the editor of the woman's page." Of fice Boy "Dere he is over dere ; de fat mau iu his shirt sleeves, wit de clay pipe in his mout. " Brooklyn Eagle. Old Physiciau "Now, in a case like this, where the putieut is inclined to hysteria, would you look at her touguo or ." VouugStudout "No; I would listeu to it, I think." Chicago Inter Ocean. "When Bill Walker went to the Leadvillo silver mines iu '72," said the Old Reminiscent, "he hadn't a rug to his back, aud now now, by jingo, he's covered with em." New York Mail and Express. Watts "Tebsou must be awfully afraid of his wife. Ho is always tell ing us how she will give him tits if ho don't hurry home." Potts "That's the best sigu iu the world that ho is not afraid of her at all. Tho man who is bossed by his wife never says a word about it," Iudianapolia. Journal.