THE FOREST REPUBLICAN Is Mbl(.h wy Wdj, ky J. E. WENK. Offloe In Bmearbaug h Co.'u Buildlii; kji mm, TioNUTA, r. Tmrm; ... luo ptrTur. RATIS Or AOVCRTISINOi One BqnUMv on. inoh, on. lnwrtlM.,t Ifl On. Square on. inch, OB. month . . . , 00 On. Square, on. inoh, tbrw months. , 00 On. Square, on. Inch, on. ;mr. . . WOO Two Hqunrjs, on. yr IS 00 Quarter Column, on. year...., ....... WOC llalf Column, on. jut SO 00 On. Column, on. ;nr, 10010 Leml advertisaraanta tn onti psr 11m each iaMrtion, Alirriurn and dmth notloa. gratta. HOR XJBLXCAN. tkra month. OnrrMpondme MllelMa fm fcl a&rU f h Sonniry. N. mum VU1 k UtH iM.njiaoui "otarasnlcauou. All bill, for yearly advertise-nanta en VOL. XXVI. NO. 51. TIONESTA, TA., WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11, 1894. S1.00 PER ANNUM. quarterly. Temporary advertisements I M paid in aaranoa. Job work oah on delivery. Rep China in fiunisbitifr n chain of fortH along licr Boaooast with Krnpp gnus. . i F. 0. Scions, tlio celebrated African hunter, says tho flesh of Iho lion in capital rating, lion pio being almost as good tin veal pasty and quito as white. England in to lmvo no poet laureate, not, at leant, until ouo Brines of suffi cient distinction to bo worthy to suc ceed Wordsworth and Tennyson. "OladHtono thinks that there in no such man in England at the present time. The British training squadron, which consists of four training cruis er?, and in which about 1200 young officers and seamen have annually been trained in tho management of vessels under sail, is to be abolished. Tho Admiralty evidently assumes that it is unnecessary to teach au art which, in these days of steam war ships, might never be practiced. Mrs. Eliza Archard Connor's sermon to young women, which won tho prizo among moro than 1000 submitted, was elaborated under the following heads: "Do some useful work, uud do it with enthusiasm. Lny up some money. Be siuoero. 156 helpful to others. He neat. Stand by your own sex. Up hold forevermoro tho purity, diguity and worth of womankind." M. Martin Conway, who is lecturing at the Hoyal Institution in London on his recent exploration in tho Hima layas, has traversed more ground in those perilous regious than any other explorer. Although his jonrueyiugs there have covered over 3000 miles, he says that the section of country which he explored ooraparod with tho mouutainous region that has not yet been touched is as tho size of a post age stamp to that of a large-quarto Authorship aud book publishing are in a bad way in Franoe, according to a number of experts who havo been figuring on tho situation It is said by M. Albert Cim, and corroborated by other experts, that there are scarcely six novulists in France who oan count on .receiving equal to or abova 10,000 francs a year for their literary work. An examination of the books of a prominent publisher of Paris allowed that two-thirds of the accounts opened for works of fiction, verse, travel, domestic economy and military science showed considerable losses. A volume of reasons are offered in ex planation of tho situation, but the facts are admitted. Development of tho coal beds in Western Texas promises, according to the Bt. Louis llepublic, to add very materially to the wealth of that por tion of the State. Fuel is very scarce at present in the surrounding coun try, but that is because of the lack of roadways from the coal fields. The best road there until recently was a burro path. A wagon road was finished last year and a railroad is now being built. It is to connect with the Texas and Facilio at Van Horn and the Southern Facitic at Haskell. ' The Stato Geologist of Texas has just made his report on the coal in Presidio County : "On account of its quality aud extent at well us from iU location in a region otherwise practically desti tute of fuel, this deposit of coal must prove," he says, "to be a prominent factor in the development of the west em portion of tho State." Western Texas .is to be congratulated on the prospects, as are also the gentlemen of Bt. Joseph, Mo., who recently in vested in some 130,000 acres of hind in Fresidio County. In the effort to prevent the supply ing of firearms to natives of the Pacific islands regulations have just been made by the British High Commis sioner for the Western Bacillo pro hibiting British vessels from currying more than one rillo and one pistol for each member of the crew aud each bona fide passenger not a native. It Las also been made au offense, punish able by fine and imprisonment, for any person to supply firearms, ammuni tion, explosives or intoxicating liquors to the natives of any of tho Paoifio islands under British control or protection. . Unscrupulous traders have recently supplied the natives of several of these islands with Win chester rifies and ammunition, with the result that the natives so armed have muderuidson neighboring islands and slaughtered the inhabitants. A British war vessel on a recent tour of the islands found that a party of these armed marauders, notorious cunuibals, had visited a near-by island aud butchered the inhabitants of a lurge village, leaving every evideuco of sub sequent horrible cannibalistic prac THE FLOWER OF SORROW. Bummer eomns and summer goes, But all month, of all years There It falling ot tears ; Bummer oomea and snmmor goes, All hoars are grief's, and the sower sows : To-dny and to-morrow The Flowor of Sorrow Buds and blows. John Vance Cheney, In Century Magazine. AUNT TABBY'S UMBRELLA. WO of the three Fosdiok girls as pired to wealth and social position. They claimed a few rich relatives, who visited them occasionally and raved over the "lovely fields" and "darling cows." but nevertheless would have suf fered tho pangs of hunger before thev would have made an effort to till these same fields or soil their dainty hands by milking a cow.' Among the country relatives was Aunt Tabitha Himonds. Hhe began lifo with a little amount of property, and had been known to have been very economical for many years. Bho was a very peculiar woman, but received due courtesy nt tho bauds of some mem bers of the family on account of "what Aunt Tubby might possibly do for thorn." Tho shrewd old lndy intuitively gauged those courtesies and knew just nhoro to draw tho lino, where true deference should manifest itself. Tho Fosdicks were a family of six, father, mother, son and three daugh ters. Celinua, Clora and Mario were the daughters, but were unlike in char acter aud personal appearance. Ce liuda was tho acknowledged beauty of tho family, Clara considered hersolf of the most importance in literary matters, and Marie, the youngest, a plain, sensible, good little daughter, who made everybody happy. JuBt now all were busily discussing a letter just received. It was Celinda who spoke first. "Of all things I That Aunt Tabby should thrust herself upon us this sum mer I And we might just as well have had some guest from the city who would havo returned the hospitality for mo next winter. And no knowing whether we shall make anything out of her." "Celinda, I'm ashamed of you. Why need you be so mercenary?" exclaimed her father, reprovingly. Celinda toowled. "I'm sure Aunt Tabby is mersen ory," she said, in a compluining tone. "If sho would ever do anything for us or make ns presents it would bediffer ent, but she just scrimps all the time aud allows ns to scrimp, too. " Celinda tossed her head fretfully, "And I'm sure she has no regard for the poetry of life," simpered Clara. "Maybe Aunt Tabby doesn't dare for the poetry in books, but she cares for another word that begins with p aud that is 'practical ;' she takes right hold to help with tho housekeeping," said tho tired, overworked Mrs. Fosdick. "Yes, indeed! I don't know what wo would have done that hard summer without her," said Marie, with a grate ful renicmbranco of Aunt Tabby's will ing aud ready hands. "We ought to have souls above such drudgery," exclaimed Clara, rolling her eyes towards the ceiling. "Well, Clara, I can tell you oue thing," interposed Mr. Fosdick. "Books nro all right enough in their places. Folks ought to have plenty of em and know what is in 'em, too which is more than half of 'em can say who have a big library. All the same, I guess if it wasn't for this same drudg sry as you call it, you wouldn't be quite as comfortable as you are. " There was a little silence while Mr. Fosdick drank his tea and then con tinned : "You like pie and cake well enough, but you don't want to go into the kitchen to help make 'em. Seems to me you might help mother and Mario a little more." "Ma .says I bother her," replied Clara, in an apologetio tono. "That'B because you aiu't teachable, like Marie. She had to learn. " "It'B no use of fussing, girls," said Mrs. Fosdick. "Even if Aunt Tabby is old and sometimes queer and cross, I think we can manage." "She needn't bo so queer," said Ce linda. "Sho is just as sho was made, it she is my sister, aud we've got to make tho best of it," said Mrs. Fosdick, rising wearily from the table. Abuer Mason, sitting in tho kitchen, had heard all this conversation. Ha compared tho fretful, complaining voice of Celinda to Chita's drawling tones, and again with the cheerful, practical words of the pleasant Marie. Abuer was something more than a farmer's hand. He possessed a fine physique and fair educution, broadened by a course of good reading. He wanted to know how to run a farm. He had views of a time when he might ou a farm of his own aud he wanted to leurn how to utilize every aero. He had also had his day dreams of the time when his home might be pre sided over by a fair, good woman, aud somewhere in the depths of his soul hud been registered a purpose to make Marie his wife. But of this Marie was blissfully ig norant. She worked about house ail day aud served Abuer at table as grace fully as if he were a titled guest. Marie had no nonsense about her aud respected tho young man who so faith fully lightened her father's toil. On this particular afternoon she watched her futher as he stood in the back porch, pausing for a few mo at menta' rest beforo sotting out for the hayfield for tho afternoon's work. She noticed he passed his hands wearily over his pale, tired-looking face, and turning suddenly to him, said : "Pa, can't you sit down and rest a little while? You look moro tired than usual." "No, child. Thoro's that lot to be raked up this afternoon, and a good job it is. I must be going. " Abner came near and said : "I'm willing to work extra hard on it if you rest for a little whilo. I think myself you don't look quite well. If you will trust me I will look after that this afternoon." Mr. Fosdick had learned to rely on Abnor much more than on his own son, Henry, who, if truth must be told, was inclined to shirk. Henry disliked tho farm. In fact, ho dis liked labor or application of any sort. "Then I gness you may go on, Ab nor, aud 1 will rest a spell. To tell the truth I don't feel very scrump tious," and he seated himself in the old-fashioned rocker out in tho shady side of tho porch. Ho soon fell asleep. Two hours passed, and Mario began to feel anxious, as her father seemed still sleoping. Sho passed her hand anxi ously over his brow. Ho awoke, but seemed dazed. He failed to recognize her, as he failed to recognize all the other members of tho family. Dr. Rome was hastily summoned, who said ho was suffering from sunstroke, and gently intimated that his working days were over. Abnor camo homo much later than usual, having stayed to finish tho lot. He found tho family in distress over Mr. Fosdick's condi tion. Somehow the blow seemed to have crushed Mrs. Fosdick. She sat in a stato of apathy, from which they could not arouso her. Everything fell upon Mario. "Mario" must do this. "Marie" must direct that. Henry, instead of bracing himself to help meet the needs of the place, grew lazior than ever, and absolutely refused to be dictated to. "There's just one thing about it, Abnor," said Marie emphatically ono morning, "we have got to make our plans exactly as if Henry were not here. He can't bo depended npon. You had to do his work yesterday as well as your own. Ho is determined to go to tho city. Let him go. I shall oppose him no longer. Then we shall know just what wo have got to depend upon." The next day Henry started for the city, leaving his share of the burden to full upon Marie and Abner. "I'll do tho best I can, Miss Mario," said Abner. "I want you to feel free to cull upon me early and late and I will servo you faithfully. "I don't doubt you will, Abner, but oh ! if only mother had not fallen into such a strange condition I She doesn't scorn to care about anything, and I don't know much. I shull have to do pond upon you entirely about tho farm, and if I fail to show judgment you'll know it is because I don't know, not because I don't care, and then we will talk things over and get as utraight as wo can. " Marie was not a crying girl usually, but just now such large tears stood in her pretty eyes, and she looked up into Abner's face with such an appealing, dependent look that he felt his heart jump straight into Mario's hands. "It's not much that I know, but you may trust me, Miss Marie." Somehow Marie felt extremely com forted from that moment, although she could not sing about the house in her old-time way, yet she worked and directed with a feeling of greater se curity than before. Aud in the midst of it all Aunt Tab by came. Even Marie, hospitable as she wus, felt a bit more weary after she had welcomod her aud helped her place her few garments in tho neat "spare chamber." "Now, look a' here, Marie. I mado up my mind to come, even if your pa an' ma air sick. 1 can do a little to help, an' I will, too, if you an' I can ugreo ou a fow things." "But you are getting old, and you are not strong, auntie, You must not do much; you'll got sick." "If I aiu't caimblo there's folks in tho world as is an'wo can get 'em. " "No, wo can't, for we've no money to do it with," said Marie, decidedly. "Well, I have, an' I'll do it, pro vided a good sniurt gal can come here an' help you, but if you say you'll allow Iter to wait on thorn lazy girls an' work over their fiounees an' furbe lows instead of helpin' you, why 'tiuut of much use." Mario caught eagerly at this hope of help. "Well, auntie, I promise you faith fully that Celinda and Clara shall wait upon themselves and iron their own flounces. We will have good work done in an orderly mauuer, aud I am tired, Aunt Tabby." "Well, there's one a-comin' by next stage. 1 counted ou how it would be an' took the liberty to have her prom ise to come. She's a stout, likely gal. " Marie know her aunt's compliments would not be undeservedly given. She ran down with a lighter heart. Abner came in with hispailsof milk and won dered at tho uuusual brightness of Marie's tired face. "You cau't always tell what folks will do," he said, after Mario had ex plained. "I felt as if she had a streak of good in her which emergencies would bring out." And so the summer waned, and the aged father and mother were still in valids. ltwas vith a sad heart aud sometimes tear-dimmed eyes that Marie saw Aimer's favorite books gathering a suspicion of dust upon their covers. He hud no time for study or reading. And then Aunt Tabby suddenly fell ill. "It's of no use doctoriu'." she said. "My time has Come. I feel it, an' to morrow I want things fixed pretty much as I wuut 'em, au' I'll get you au" Abner to help me tend to it." j Bo ft timo was set apart for tho duty to Marie a sad duty, for sho really loved tho old lady, who had been so kind to her. With the renewed strength and clear voice which is sometimes givon a dying person, she gave a few explicit direc tions. "Jest hand me that tin box out o' tho upper drawer o' my bureau, Marie." She did as she was bidden. "An' now I want that umbcrcl o' mine out o' the closet." A faint smile touched Marie's lips ss Bhe brought an old brown umbrella that had been the derision of her sis ters. Aunt Tabby took it in her trem bling hands and deposited it carefully on tho bed beside her. Then she opened tho box. "Now, here in this old black wallet is a hundred dollars. I calkerlate it will pay my funeral expenses. An' here in this brown wallet is $200 more, which I give into your charge, Marie, to help pay some of the house expense. An' here is my will. You take care o' that, Marie, an' see that everything goes straight as I have got it. Lawyer Sibley drew it up an' you can get him to road it when I'm gone. An', Abner, I give to you this umberel o' mine. Take good care on't, an' maybe it will help be purtection to your old ago. I guess that's all only, Marie yon may give my old clothes to Mammy Oiddons. Don't bury mo in my best dross. Give it to her ; second best will do !" And with these strange words she turned her head on the pillow and expired. A few hours later Marie, standing in the porch, with the sunset rays falling about her, said to Abner : "I hope you won't feel insulted by Aunt Tabby's giving yon that dread ful nmbrola. It was a singular thing for hor to do, but you know she was partly crazy. I know she thought a great deal of you, Abuer. I wish sho had done something for yon." "Never mind, Marie, I shall not hold it against her, you may be sure; and as for the umbrella, if I were at all a believer in luck which I am not I should say the poor old weather beaten thing will certainly bring it to me. I shall certainly take care of it, as she said." Celinda and Clara were in haste to learn the contents of the will. "Not nntil after the funeral," said Marie, decidedly. And so, after those last rites were performed, Lawyer Sibley was called to read the will. It bequeathed $1000 to Mr. and Mrs. Fosdick, $100 to Ce linda and Clara and $2000 to Marie. "How strange that she did not men tion her farm in Vermont I She has not spoken of disposing of it ; but per haps she has done so and this money is the price. Still, I should thought sho would have mentioned it," said Marie to Abner. The next morning it was raining as Marie stopped into the darkened porch. "There's a chance for your new umbrella, Abner," said Marie, smiling a little. He answered with a look which showed no signs of offense. Now, Abner, we must make ar rangements for you to have more help. We can do it now. You have worked too hard. I shall never forget your faithfulness and you Bhall be paid as fur aa money is concerned. Most young men would have gone away and loft us in such straits. " "I don't know who could leave you, Marie," he said, with an earnestness which made her cheeks flush. Just then Celinda called from the dining room : "I want to go out, Marie. My um brella is broken, and so is pa's. Can't I take yours?" "Yes, came the reply, and they watched Celinda and Clara as they waded persistently through the little puddles botween the door and gate. "I think I'll take my new one," said Abuer, aud he soon reappeared with it. As he opened it a large paper fell to the floor from the inner folds aud a folded note also fell out. Abner read the note first : "To Abnor Mason : I hain't watched you all summer for notliiu', an' I've made up niy mindthnt what is yours will be pretty likely to Iw Marie', too. Ho I hereby give you the deed of my farm lu Vermont. 1 know you will make good use of it. Koep tho old nm berel iu remembrance of me. 'rniTUA Simnus." It was several moments before the young people could speak, and then Abuer said : "Is it true, Marie? Will you lit what ii mine be yours?" Marie's answer was tearfully but happily given. "But we will not leave father and mother at present." "Surely not but by and by we can make our plans." . When the winter snows came thoy fell upon the graves of the aged couple to whom sickness could come no more, and iu the early spring Abner and Mario went to their now home. The old brown umbrella was carefully pre served as a most precious relic Chi cago News. A Marvelous Talo, Mr. OoonrodStiwiuter, our esteemed fellow-townsman, caught a snapping turtle, curried it home, cut off its head ami threw the head over into the back yard aud ate the turtle. A duy or two afterward some chickens came near the turtle's head, aud ono was caught by the jaws of the head and the head held it grip until it thundered. Cave Spring (Oa.) Herald. The Silk Hat Still on Top. The silk hat continues to hold its ground in London, but iu the prov inces it has lately been almost entirely displaced by tho hard felt Derby. There is a brisk and increasing demand for rescusitated chimney pots in South; Africa aud Australia, whether by thil natives or the whites is Uot apparent. Chicago Herald. OUR IIKJIIfiST TRIBUNAL SOME CHARACTERISTICS OF THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT. The Robing Konm, Where the Jns tlcM Tut On Their Silk Vowns A Mirror That Was Missed. IN entering the robiug-room 1 passed through a small antecham ber, with presses around the walls, where the Judges' gowns are kept, and a mirror hung conveni ently for them to put the finishing touches to their toilets. An old col ored man stood bowing and smiling at the door, and the marshal presently called out to him, "Archie, can't yon Bhow ns ono of tho Judges' gowus?" In a few minutes he apperred with a rustling mass of black silk, which he proceeded to show off like a shop-girl shows a jacket by putting her hands in the armholes and presenting the back of the garment for your inspec tion. "How long have you been tak ing care of tho robing-room, Archie?" I asked, looking at his gray head and wrinkled face. "Ever siuce the 10th day of October, 1849," he answered, with much pride and a flourishing bow. This here is Jedge Shiros's gown, presented to him by his club mates when he was appointed. Feel how Boft and rich the silk is. But it won't last long. They never does, on account of theJedges twistin' round so in their cheers. Yes, it takes a heap o' silk to make 'em. Fifteen yaids, and they cost from $00 to $00, ao cordin' to the quality." Saturday is conference day at tho court. The Judges meet in a large room on the floor below tho court to discuss the business of the tribunal. It is a bright, cheerful library, lined with law-books from floor to ceiling, and looks very cozy and attractive. Liko the robing-room, it is entered through an antechamber, which is also piled with law books, for they are very much pressed for space. Noticing this I was surprised to see one entire wall sacrificed to a wash-stand, with an old-fashioned mirror hanging over it "Why don't yon move those and use that space for more shelves?" I asked the marshal. "What is the use of that wash-stand when yon have such a nice lavatory adjoining?" "Well, we are very conservative in the Snpreme Court," he said. "I thought myself what a pity it was not to utilize all that space, so one day I had the wash stand and mirror moved away. Pres ently Judge Field came in and walked slowly through to the conference room. From force of habit be raised his eyes, expecting to seo his faoe re flected in the mirror as usual. Missing it instantly, he stopped short and de manded of the servant why it had been taken away. When the reason was ex plained to him he mado no further comment, except to say to himself, half aloud, 'I've' looked at myself in that mirror for more than twenty-five years, and now it is gone. ' He really seemed to feel as if an old friend had deserted him, so while the conference was going on I had everything put back just as it was before, and when the Judge again passed through ou hit way out, and turned to look at the vacant wall, he stared hard for a moment, and then said, iua dazed sort of way, 'Weill I would have sworn that mirror wasn't there this morn ing.'" Judge Lamar, who died last winter, was one of the characters of the court A gentleman of the old school, he wai always making fine speeches to women, and there are no end of stories told about him. On one occasion ho was taken to task by a lady at Bar Harbor who thought he did not recognize her. "Ah, Judge," she said, "I am afraid you don't remember me ; I mot you hero two years ago." "Roiucmbei you, madam!" was his quick reply, with one of his courtly bows; "why, I've boon trying ever siuce to forget yon." And she laughingly exclaimed, "Oh, go away, you dear, delightful old Southern humbug !" Harper's Weekly. It Was a Deserted City. Malvern W. Cresivorth, an English mining man well known throughout Southwest Mexico has arrived at Ma pine, Mexico, from a long overland journey through the Sierra Mailro Mountains, his starting point being Culican, near the Pacific cousK iu the State of Sinaloa. He claims to have discovered a largo and beautiful deserted city. He says it is situated about eighty miles west of Lake Colorad , in the very recess of the Sierra Madres, and occupies a basin ten miles long by eight miles wide. Perpendicular cliffs surround the basin on all sides, rising to the height of hundreds of feet. The only entrance to tho city is through u deep cauou thirty feet wide. Mr. Cresworth says he stumbled onto the secret entrance by accident. The buildings, he says, are con structed of blocks of red stone re sembling granite. Tho business blocks are two and three stories iu height and are different iu architec tural design from the structures built by the Aztecs aud Spaniards. The streets are narrow, 1ml are laid out in regular order, lu tho city is a small park, which is overgrown with rare flowers and tropical vegetation. He found many strange ornaments, but little of value. While no out) in that section ever heard of the city, Mr. Cresworth's story is generally believed. New York Telegram. A (irrat Luke State, Florida is one of the greatest ot lake States, if tho number of its lakes aud lakelets entile it to be so clussed. It has a half score of considerable lake, including Okachohue, with more than bOO square miles, an I .cany scores of small lakes aud poll It . it tered over an area forty -or fifty ui '; Wide aud ttveial hundred utiles Juu , SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL. Brick is made from slag. Machine glass blowing is a failure. Tho only nee of a bird's tail is to serve as a rudder during flight. The "Georgia thnmpor" grasshopper baa a wing spread equal that of a robin. Tho pearl is only carbonate of lime, is readily effected by acids aud burns into lime. The diamond has been found on all continents and in almost every country in the world. Alcohol is distilled from Bweet potatoes, one bushel of the potatoes yielding a gallon of tho fluid. Motormen who ring gongs with their feet get a pecufiar pedal malady which they call "trolley foot." In a square inch of the human scalp tho hairs numbor about 1000, and the whole number on an adult scalp is about 120,000. The latest pattern of rapid-fire guns throw a projectile through the air Bt the rate of 2287 feet per second, or 1908 mileB an hour. English opthalmic authorities say that the incandescent lamp judiciously placed and shaded is superior to any other artificial illuminaut in its effect on the eyes. Taking tho earth as the ccntro of tho universe and the polar star as tho limit of our vision the visible universe embraces an aerial space with a diam eter of 420,000,000,000 miles and n circumference of 1,329,742,000,000 miles. The Chicago municipal authorities have instituted a crusado against cer tain stockyard packers, who havo been slaughtering diseased cattle and plac ing the meat on sale. The present method of inspection is reported as faulty in the extreme. In fntnro the licenso of every violator of tho law will be revoked. It is fair to presume that a vessel which has developed high speed under trial will always be a swift vessel under ordinarily favorably conditions, and the new ships of the United States Navy may, therefore, well be regarded as among the foremost examples of what can be accomplished by modern naval architecture applied to purposes of war. In children of consumptive parents a number of deep respirations accom panied by a horizontal extension of the outstretched arms at each inspira tion distend every part of the lungs and expand especially the apices where this insidious disease first appears. In cases of contracted lung from pleurisy such exercise will break up old ad hesions and restore lost breathing power. This pulmonary gymuastio exercise in moderation should be practiced by all persons of consump tive parents. The name of the Chinook wind is taken, acoording to II. M. Ballon, from that of the Chinook Indians, near Puget Sound. During the prev alence of the wind the thermometer rises in a few hours from below zero to forty degrees or forty-five degrees. It is analogous to the Fohn of Switzer land, and similar winds are reported from various parts of the world. All that is needed to produce them are high and low pressure ureas, whereby the air is caused to pass over the mountains, depositing its moisture on the ascent, and descending ou tho lee ward side. Dogs Spread Consumption. The medical profession in Franco is. much stirred up over the great iu creaso of the deaths from consumption shown by recent statistics. This dis ease carries off five persons out of each 1000, or 170,000 a year, in France, whilo in England the mortality from this cause has fallen to two per 1000. The scourge is worst in Paris, where oue death out of every five is duo to consumption. At Marseilles it is oue out of six, aud at Dijon aud Nancy it is one out of seven. Dr. Oilbert, a specialist on the disease, says that drunkards aro specially susceptible to the disease, and that the tenement houses, whore the poor live, are very hotbeds for itsspread. In such places five out of twelve deaths uro duo tu consumption. Professor Cndiot, u prominent veterinarian, says that there can be no doubt that dogs very often communicate tho diseuse. Ho says that a microscopic examination has shown thut many dos aro infected with it. He has held pout mortem examinations of a largo number of dogs, which were supposed to have died of cancer, aud in every ease found that tuberculosis was the cause of death. Ho says that people who keep infected dogs about thorn are almost sure soouer or luter to contract the diseuse. New Orleans Picayune. Mutton (Ironing in Popularity. The rapid increase in the consump tion of muttou iu this country is lurge ly due to improvement iu the quality of the meat. People who formerly objected to whut they termed the "woolly" tusto soon lose their preju dice when persuaded to try really good muttou. The disagreeable odor which is apt to accompany this meut can be avoided if, as soon as tho animal has lost sulli cient blood to render it insensible, ar opening be made iu the abdominal cavity to allow tho gases to escapc.an 1 and the wool then rapidly removed. The carcass slu iu hi be quickly cooled ami washed out with cold witter. Tho sheep should bo kept without food for several hours before killing, and the latter operation should be per formed out of doord, us frenh meat is peculiarly susceptible tu bad odors. A little more attention to these two points would go fur touurd still fur ther popularizing muttou uiuons' CJU" burners. .-.New York Woild, RUNNINa AWAY FROM MAMMA. Running away from mamma, liarehnnded up the streot, Kicking tho dust into yellow smoke With little roirulsh ft. Tossing It over his clean white dress Into his stocking hels, Checking the little wooden bono That trundles along on wheels. Dreaming away with wide blue eyes, And speculating why God won't give him the golden ball That drops In tho quivering sky. What Is the use of that pretty pink cloud, Bailing away so high. If he can have a ride in it? And it's no use totry. If that woman grew with glasses on, If this house Is papa's ; Why that nice red cow won't talk to him Looking across the bars. Into the neighbors' gates and doors, Under their cherry trors, Into mischief and out again, Wherever ho may pleaso. Wandering at last to the old church steps, Little horse and all, Climbing up laboriously Too bad if he should fall ! Pushing in with dimpled hands The great doors strong and tall, Letting the warm, sweet summer light Slide down the shadowed wall. Standing still In the solemn hush Of chancel, nave and dome, Thinking It Is prettier Than the sitting room at home. Not a bit afraid, ah ! no, indeed, Ot the shadows vnst and dim, Quite at home, and sura It was made All on purpose for him. The old, old story comes up to me Written so long ago, About the hoavenly tomple, Where you and I must go, The beautiful waiting temple, That has uo room for sin Something about a little child And the wav of entering in. Boston Transcript. HUMOR OF THE DAY. Sweet meets Lovers' appointments. Never strike a man for five dollars when he is down.' Life is so short that man is but a paper collar on the neck of time. Puck. Ine worn-out clock usually comes to an untimely end. Glens Falls Repub lican. Yes, Minorva, there is a vast differ ence between fust days and fast nights. Elmira Gazette. Delsarte was nowhere alongside of a dog's tail in the art of expression. Boston Transcript. When money talks, even the deaf mute can get on to its meaning with out the aid of signs. "The modern servant doesn't know her place." "She can't. She changes it too often." Puck. When a friend turns out not to be a trump, then is the time to discard him. Boston Transcript. There are some friends who can't be good to you unless you will let them own you. Atchison Globe. A girl may be almost pardoned for throwing herself at a man if he is a good catch. Albany Press. "There is a time for everything" when the boarding-house cook makes hash. Binghamton Republican. Woman may be the weaker vessel, but it's always the husband that's broke. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Y'ou can always tell the boy who has no skates, by his industry in breaking the ice. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Bakers ought to make good friends. They can always raise something for you iu timo of kueitd. Hartford Journal. "With bloodless lips, the villain glared at her." His eyes, doubtless, were otherwise occupied. Boston Transcript. "The great trouble with Duff is that lie doesn't know anything." "Oh ! on the contrary, that doesn't trouble him at all." Puck. Ho careful of your language when talking with the elovutor boy; ho is apt to take you up very quickly. Boston Bulletin. "How did yon discover sho ns a woman masquerading as a man?" "She sent me a letter with two postscripts." Yankee Blade. Hicks "Snider says he hates a ?i mil ling. " Wicks "Well, there's nothing c.gostieul ubout Snider, is there,?" Boston Transcript. Sho "This is so sudden. " He "That's where you are mistaken. I've been thinking about it for a whole year."- New York Press. A scientist, who is probably still owing his tailor, claims that all the diseases of Immunity are duo to wear ing clothes.- Hartford Journal. Wife "What would we do without a doctor?" Hushuud "Well, we might get along, but what would the druggists do?" Texas Sittings. That Nicetowu man who named his hen "Mucdutt" has a neighbor who culled his rooster "itobiuson," hcvausu he crew so. Philadelphia Kecord. "Have you gained her father's con-, sent to your marriage?" "I cau't tell." "He's away, eh?" "No ; her mother is." Chicago Inter-Ocean. Mrs. Hicks--"That girl broke only ono dinh to-day. " Hicks -"How did that happen?" Mrs. Hieks--"lt wus tho only ono left. " Now York Herald. "You cannot judge a niuu by the umbrella he carries." "Why not?" "Because tho chances aro it belongs to sonielKidy else. " New York Journal, Uuelo "Well, Bobbie, how did you stand ut school last term?'' Kobbie--"Sometimes with my fuco in tho cor ner uud sometimes up at the teacher's desk." Chicago Inter -Ocean,