THE FOREST HEFCTlLICAM b bllg Tv'teM4aT, ky J. C. WENK. Ofllo In Bmeaxbangb Co.' BuUAin; KLM ITHJUT, TIONISTX, f RATIS Of ADVERTISING I REPUBLIC On Square, on inch, on inmrtfoa). .1 I W On. Bquara, on. Inoh, one month .... I 00 On. Square, on. inoh, three month.. , t 00 On. Square, on. inch, on. year 10 00 Two Kqunrn, one yrar 18 OC Quarter Column, on. tvt. ........... W OC Half Column, on. ;r W 00 On. Column, on. j.ar 100 K 171 arlTwtia.nuata ten drill par Um each lnmrtion, MarriKirr. and death notloes gratia. All bill, (or yearly advertisement enOaaM Ttrma, I.BO ptrTur, Werlplt natytt fat MwUr mto4 tii xhrm months. Onrmpondanc nllclttd frra tl Mfta f lh eoDnirf. N nauc win k lakes r unjmoui ovuiaalciUou. quarterly, lernporary iaieruKu VOL. XXVI. NO. 44. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, FEB. 21, 1894. 1.00 PER ANNUM. tn paid in advano. Job work ouh on delivery. FOREST AN. The favorite ConrHe of study among he Yule Btudents this year is tho Con etil utional history of the United States. From all over the country comes tu the San Francisco Examiner "an omi dour iittimstion tlint tho tramp whe will liot work shall not eat." Appendicitis, which has become a fashionable diaease during the past few year, has had more victims nt Yale College this term than in nil tho rent of the State of Connecticut. Now t he cry of suffering comes from India, where, it is reported, 50,000, 000 are on the verge of starvation, not because there is unusual deficiency of food, but because excessive taxation and the monetary uneertniuty have re duced tho pittance left to tho people to a lino bordering on pnuperism. Tho four leading Danville (III.) newsdealers luivo entered into au agreement not to sell the dime trash .f tho "Jessie James" type. Since the boy murderers, Tato and Stark, de clared that they owed their ruin to these novels there has liecn a decided crusade against their sala in Danville. Only thirty-five vesnels have been built at Baltimore during 8i3, while sixty-one were built there in 1802. Tho registered tonnage shows an even greater decline. In 180'J it was 17,277 tons, whilo in 1803 it was but 5580. "This,". comments the New York Sun, "in a striking indication of the extent of the depression in tho shipping in dustry during tho year." Thoso who read juvenile literature of thirty years ago will recall the queer pseudonym ''A. L. O. E." weich ap peared on the books of Miss Charlotte Tucker. A Loudon cable records tho death of this lady iu India, where she was engaged in missionary work. She had the gift in an unusual degree of interesting young readers, and many of her stories are so good that, in tho cstimBtion of the San Francisco Chronicle, they are worth reprinting for a new generation. The healthful ness of Now York is a reason- for. rejoicing in the midst of the prevailing gloom, maintains the Tribune. In spite of the increase of population, the number of doaths in 1803 waB little greater than in 1892 only forty-ono larger whilo tho num ber of births increased more than 2000. Tho death rate for lost year was 23.40 per 1000, against 24.20 iu the previous year, whilo for the last ten years tho average has been 24.72 The Board of Health's most recent es timate of the population of the city is 1,891,306, the estimated increase from the previous year being nearly 50, 000, so that a year from now the popu lation will approximate closely to 2, 000, 000. The Manufacturers' Becordhas pub Hsbed two pages of letters from baukers in all part of the South in regard to the general condition of businesH, but especially as regards the fiuaucinl position of Southern farmers. Without exception these letters say that tho euforced economy of the last two years has caused a complete change in Southern farm methods: that tho farmers are giving more at tention to diversified agriculture, and that they are now well supplied with corn and provisions, which will pre vent the heavy drain of former years to pay for Western food-stuffy. Sum ming up theso reports the Manufac turers' Beeord saysr "They show that tho whole economic policy of Southern farm interests is undergoing a change and the credit system is be ing superceded by a cash basis. The low price of cotton for tho last few years forced upon the farmers tho necessity of raising their own food stuffs, and added to this was the de cision of baukers and factors to ad vance niuflf loss money on cotton than formerly. Tho result has been a change that for tho time being, while passing from the credit with its liberal buying to a cash system requiring tho closest economy, there has been less trade with, fanners, and hence u de creased volume of general business iu the South. But this has brought about a more solid condition of busi ness iu those dependent upon farm trade throughout the South than we have had for many years. Merehuuts are carrying small Mocks and buying only as needed ; farmers are paying off their debts to such an extent that without exception these letters from baukers say that the fanners are loss ' in debt than for years. The money that formerly went North and West for provisions and grain has been retained at home, and tho full result is that this section is probably less iu debt tu its own hanks and less in debt to the Noith and West for supplies thau Ju any year since the war ended," In Holland the year 1803 was only marked by a first trial of an extension ol the right of suffrage. The Chicago Times alleges thai trol ley mortality statistics are filling the daily space formerly given to cholera reports. The Boston Commercial Bulletin estimates that the total yield of wool in 1893 was 364,156,6(10 pounds, the largest American clip ever raised. Tho impression prevails iu leading commercial circles in Germany that tho seven loan years are ended and that better times are coming with the new year. " Onida describes tho nineteenth cen tury clothing of an Englishman as "tho most frightful, grotesque and disgrace ful male costume which the world has ever seen. Charity pawn shops, where people may get mora nearly tho worth of their goods that thoy are compelled to part with than now, aro suggested by goino of tho charitably disposed, states tho Detroit Free Press. State Ooologist Smock, of New Jer sey, who has been on a Business irip to Holland, aavs ho thinks 300,000 acres of Jersey meadow land can be reclaimed by adopting the Holland system of embankments and dikes. The Cleveland Leader thinks that the proposod improvement of country roads, by laying steel railway tracks to be used bv wacons and electric cars, will hardly satisfy tho wheelmen, to whom all the credit for the agita tion in favor of better roads is due. The New York Journal avers that the hard times have had a curious cf feet in reducing the Bales of condi meats, sauces and similar table lux uries. A man who has a family to provide for would rather buy corned beef than curry when the money runs short. A composite picture of tho Ameri can of the future would bo worth going along way to see. According to Henry Watterson, of the Courier- Journal, he will be a union of Cava lier, Puritan, Celt, Teuton, Scandi navian and other elements too nnmer oua to mention. Reports received at the War Depart' ment of recent small-arms competi tions among the troops in the Far West show conclusively, relates tho Washington Star, that the noble red man as represented in Uncle Sam's military service does not compare very favorably with his palo-face brother in the matter of sharpshoot ing. There is a popular idea, gained from Cooper's Leather Stocking Tales and even more modern literature about the "dusky denizens of the for est," that all warriors are superior marksmen. Army statistics prove that this ia a romantio delusion, so far as the Indian soldier is concerned. Some time ago Mr. Carnegie, the ex tensive iron-master, was approached by the relief committee of Pittsburg and asked what he was willing to do for the Buffering unemployed of that city. Mr. Carnegie repliod that he would duplicate the sub scriptions of the whole city. The committee went to work with a will to make him give aa much as pos sible, and had up to a few days since secured subscriptions amouuting to $00,795, when by some means Mr. Carnegie's offer became public. Tho committee says that the publication has done an incalculable injury to tho good work, as tho subscriptions at once fell off to almost nothing. The people of the city argue that if tho millionaire is going to give so large a sum it ia unnecessary o make an The "Excelsior," the largest dia mond in the world, iB now deposited in one of the safes of the Bank of Eng land. It was found iu June lust iu tho mines of Jagersfonteiu, Cape Colony, by Captain Edward Jorgausou, the in spector of the mine. In his opinion, corroborated by that of the director, Mr. Gilford, tho "Excelsior" is a stone of tho purest water, and is worth about $5,000,000. It is fully three inches in height, and nearly throe inches iu breadth, weighing 971 carats, or about seven ounces troy. Thocolor of the Jagersfonteiu diamond is white, with a very slight bluish tint ; and its lustre is matchless. At tho centre is a very small black spot, which exports conbider will be easily removed in the sntting. According to M. X. West, j the British Government have offered i half a million pounds sterling for this ' diamond iu the proprietors, Messrs. I Breituieyer and Beriibeimer, but the pffur hm been refund. THE COMING OF NIOHT. The loitering Day looked backward, smiling, And slipped out through the west, Where rosy, misty forms beguiling Besought her tor tholr guest "Oh, follow, follow through the west I Our golden portals wide are swinging For thee alone, for thoe. And wistful voices olear are ringing Across the darkling sea, In eager welcoming to thee." Aloft her silver censer holding, The star-eyed Night drew close, Her mantle round the hushed earth folding. More sweetly breathed the rose, As Night with tender tears drew close. Her dusky sandnls softly gleaming With wandering threads of gold, Eroldered by vagrant fireflies, seeming Doneath each wing to hold A fair- spinning threads of gold. With silent footfnll, weaving slowly A mystic, slumb rous spell, Bhe came ; and something sweet and holy The weary earth befell When woven In the slumb'rous spell. Celia A. Hayward, in Llppencott, ON THE MINK. B FRANCOIS COPPEE. HEN Lucien de Hern saw his last piece of money rakod in by tho banker, and got up , from tho roulette table where he had just lost the re' mainder of his lit tle fortune which ho had brought there for his final effort, he was seized with verti go and narrowly escaped falling to the floor. With a weary brain and trembling legs, he threw himself upon a long leather safe which surrounded the gambling table. For several minutes he looked vaguely about these private gambling rooms where he had spoiled the most beautiful years of hie youth, recog nized the worn features of tho differ ent gamblers, cruelly lighted by the great shaded lamps, heard tho soft clinking of the gold upon the green table, felt that he was ruined, lost, and remembered that he had at home, iu the drawer of th? commode, a pair of pistols which had once been the prop erty of his father, General de Hern, when he was a captain; then, only, worn out with fatigue, he fell into a profound Bleep. When he awakened, his month dry and parchod, he ascertained by glanc ing at the clock that he had scarcely slept a quarter of an hour, and he felt .an overwhelming desire to breathe the fresh, cool, night air. The hands of the clock pointed to a quarter of an hour of midnight. As he arose and stretched himself, he remembered that it was Christmas eve, and with an ironical play of tho memory, he saw himself a little child and putting, be fore ho went to bed, his shoes in front of the fireplace. At this moment, old Drouski, a pillar of the place, a typical Pole, wearing a rusty, long coat, trimmed with braid and large ornaments, ap proached Lucien and muttered these words through his gray beard : "Lend me five francs, sir. It is now two days Bince I have not left the club, and during these two days I have not seen 'seventeen' win. You may laugh at me, if you wish, but I will cut off my right hand if soou, at midnight, this number is not the one. Lucien de Hern shrugged his shoul ders. He had not even enough in his pockets to give to that beggar, whom the frequenters of the place called "lea cents sous du Polonais." He passed into the anteroom, took his hat and coat and went down the staircase with a feverish agility. Since 4 o'clock, when Lucien went into the elub, the snow had been fall ing steadily and the street a narrow one in the centre of Paris, with high houses on either Bide was white with snow. In the calm, black-blue sky the cold stars scintillated. The ruined gambler shivered in his furs and began to walk rapidly, turn ing over always in hi mind those hopeless thoughts and dreaming more than ever of the box of pistols which awaited him iu the drawer of his com mode; but after having taken several steps, ho stopped suddenly before a heart-rending spectacle. Upon a stone bench, placed accord ing to au old custom near the large door of a private house, a little girl scarcely six or seven y ear i old, dressed In a ragged black frock, was sitting iu the snow. She had fullen asleep there despite tho cruel cold, in a pitiful at titude of fatigue and dejection, and her poor little head and tiny shoulder had dropped into corner of the wall and were resting upon the icy stone. One of the old wooden shoes with which the child was shod had fallen from the foot, which was hanging down, and lay drearily before her. Mechanically Lucien do Hern put his hand to his vest pocket, but hu re membered that a moment before he did not find even a frauc, aud that he could not give a fee to the club waiter ; nevertheless, pushed by an instinctive sentiment of pity, ho approachod the little girl, aud he started, perhaps, to raiso her in his arms aud to give her a place of shelter for tho night, when he aw something glisten in tho shoe which had fallen from her foot. He bent over it ; it was a tweuty-five-frauo piece. A charitable person a woman, no doubt had passed that way, had seen on that Christmas eve that shoes that had fallen in front of the sleeping child, and recalling the touching legend, tdje had curwlully placed there IK great gift, bo that the little aban doned child could bolieve yet in Santa Clans, and should retain, in spito of her nnhappiness and misery, aomo confidence and some hope in the good ness of Providence. Twenty-five francs! There was in it several days' rest and wealth for the beggar, andLucien was upon the point of awakening her to tell her of it, when he heard near his ear, like an hallucination, a voice the voice of the Pole with his thick and drawing accent that murmured low these words : "It is now two days that I have not left the club, and during theso two days I have not seen 'seventeen' win. I will cut off my right hand if soon, at midnight, this number lB.nottheone. Then this young man, twonty-three years old, who was descended from a race of honorable people, wno core a superb -military name, was possessed with a mad. hysterical, monstrous de sire ; with one look he assured himself that he was really alone in that deserted street, and bending his knee and push ing his hand tremblingly into the fallen shoe, he stole the twenty-five- frano piece Then, running with all his strength, he returned to the gambling house, climbed the staircases with a few i:.i ..,i.,i .tti. io A. ha uuin, pn,. "1'"" . reached it just as the clock was etrik- tlm o-rfin cloth .Ug T.V,.. ( - -rw O the gold piece and cried : ( IT ... 1. it. 11 ..., t, I ' " Number seventeen was tho winning numbor. With a turn of the hand Lucien place his double funds on "red." Bed was the winning color. He tried all of his money again on the same color. Bod came the Becond time. He doubled his preceding stakes twice, three times, always with the same luck. He had before him now a cup of gold and banknotes, and he scattered them over the table Iranti cally. All the combinations brought him success. It was a chance never heard of before. Something supernatural, One would have said that the little ivory ball jumping into the pigeon holes of the roulette table was fasci nated and magnetized by the gambler and obeyed him. He had recovered in a score of plays the few miserable notes of a thousand francs, his last re source, which he had lost at t he begin ning of the evening. At present covering with several hundred francs at a time, and served always by his fantastio luck, he was in a fair way to regain all, aud more than his family fortune which he had inso few years squandered. In his haste and desire to play he had not taken off his overcoat ; already he had filled the great pockets with rolls of notes and gold pieces ; and not knowing wnere to neap np ma gains ha Tliiiiof Tionnr anil rrn I ii int.il T.hA nnilroia rf hid inulllll nAOf hiB VAttt. ATI 1 1 trousers pockets, his cigar case, his uanaKercmei, every piaoe xu uM uAwcrA na a .Ajicntan a Anil ha VIHVAr1 I k,,.,...,,... - f.-j always, ana ne gainoa aiwayp, nae he gained always, like a madmau, like a drunken man I and he threw his handfula of gold upon the table at hazard, with a gesture of cer tainty and disdain I Only there was something bnrning iu his breast like a red-hot iron, and he thought constantly of the little beg gar from whom he had stolen. She is still in the same place ! She must be there I Immediately, yes, when the clock strikes one, I swear to myself that I will get away from this place. I will take her, asleep, in my arms. I will take her home with me ; she shall sleep in my bod to-night ; I will bring her up aud I will settle a large amount on her ; I will love her as my daughter, and I will take care of her always, always! But the clock struck one, and a quar ter past and half past, and a quarter to two, and Lucien was still seated at that infernal table. At laBt, ono minute before two, the head of the house got up abrubtly and said in a loud voices: "The bank is broken, gentlemen ; enough for to day." With one bound Lucien was on his feet aud, pushing aside recklessly the curious who surrounded and regarded him with an envious admiration, he went out ouicklv. rushing down the stairs and running to tho stone benou there. From a distance, by the light of a eras jet. he could see the little girl. "Thank Godl" he cried, "she is still there." He approached her, and seized her tiny hand. "Oh. how oold she is. Foor little thinu I" He took her iu his arms, and raised her to carry her. The head of tho child fell back without awakening her. "How one sleeps at her age !" He pressed her against his breast to warm her; and, seized wit U a vague inquietude, he tried, iu order to draw her from this heavy bleep, to kiss her on the eyelids, oti ono does to awaken gently a loved one. Ami then he perceived with liorror that the eyelids of the child were half open, uhl that the eyeballs were glassy, set and sightless. His bruin whirled with a horrible suspicion ; he put his mouth closo to that of the little girl; not a brent h came from it. During the time Lucien had gained a fortune with the money stolen from the little beggar, the poor child with out a home had died, died from expos ure to the cold. Feeling in his throat a horrible choking sensation, Lucien tried to cry out, aud in the effort that ho made he woke up from this nightmare and found himself ou tho club-room sofa, where he had fallen asleep a little bo fore midnight, and where the waiter of the gambling room, m going out about 5 o'clock, had left him Bleep ing, out of pity for the ruined man. A misty December sunrise lighted up the window panes. Jjucicn went out, pawned his wat.cn, took a bath, breakfasted, and went to a recruiting officer, where he signed a voluntary engagement in the First African Infantry. To-day Lucien de Hern is a lieuten ant, he has only hiB pay' to live on, but he gets out of it very well, being a steady officer and never touching a card : it wonld seem also that ho finds it possible to Bave something out of it, for the other day, at Algiers, ono of his comrades walking a little behind in a hilly street of the Kaspa, saw nun give something to a little sleeping Spanish girl in a doorway, and he had tho indiscreet curiosity to see what Lucien had given to the child. Tho inquisitive one was mnoh Bur- prised at the generosity of the poor lieutenant. Lucien de Hern had put in tho hand of this indigent child a twenty-five- frano piece. Translated for Boston Transcript. His Hair Turned White. Andrew Lindsey, who has lived near Pease Bottom, Montana, for many years, was strolling tnrougn ine TT i.l ,,f J sombrero, and had a estern flavor to his speech. Said he: I want to tell yon a yarn about how a man's hair was turned gray in one whack. It was just after the Custer massacre that an old fellow named Pease we called him Major Pease, because I believe he had been in tho great and only Civil War well, he pressed forward several miles beyond the hog-back where the famous fight took placo, and built a stockade at what came to be called, after him, Peae Bottom. He and his men were carrying on a very thriving trade with the redskins, but at that time this business had to be conducted with creat caution, because the savages were ugly and scalp hungry Two miles from tho stockade was i high point, from which a survey of the country could be had for miles in all directions. A lookout was kept here for Indians, and suspicious circum stances or warlike demonstrations were at once reported to headquarters, One afternoon in the summer a man named Paul McCormick and his partner, . named Edwards, were sent out to the observatory. They were riding along at a gallop through the tall grass, and were approaching the mouth of a little eoulie. Edwards wasn't a tenderfoot, but he was a new comer in that region. As they careered along, McCormick said "Edwards, what would you do if the Indians should bounce out of that ooulie?" "Well, I'd either fight or run." These words hadn't fallen from his lips before bane ! went a rifle and war-whoops rent the air. Poor Ed .dB dr d from hi horse, and I - -w. . . I . . , there knew what was np, and the pursuers were picked oft as ... they came within range ol tne lead, Tq - te8 were onened Bnd McCormick rushed in. His hair was white, and has continued so. The body of Ed wards was found lying in the bloody and disordered grass, and the scalp was missinsr. it was uuriea on ina spot, and the legend of Edwards'i Coul ie is one of the beit known in the far West. The folks at the Btookado put up a rude headboard, but this has long ago gone to decay, A Mining Opportunity Missed. "Speaking of gold excitements," said George W. Beal in the presence of a little social gathering in West Park street a few evenings since, "re minds me of a chance I once had to purchase a plaoer elaimin Confederate gulch. The men wo owned the bar offered it to me for $400 cash and were anxious to sell at that figure, but 1 hesitated. Finally I told them I would have an expert examine and test the ground and if it was what they repre sented it to be I would purchase it. This was satisfactory, and my expert made the test and reported unfavor ably upon it. That settled the deal, and 1 went ou my way in search of other fields. About two months later I returned to Confederate gulch and found a Bix-mule toam and a wagon behind it containing two tons of gold taken from a portion of the bar those men wanted to sell me for $100. The team was ready to Blurt for Fort Ben ton with tho gold aud was surrounded by thirty armed men, who were to guard the metal on the way. After I refused to purchase the ground the men concluded to work it themselves, and from a space of 100 feet square had taken the two tons of gold. I have not seen the 'expert' since then." Butte Miner. The Arab at II nine, Dr. J. P. Peters was the manager of the expedition sent out by the I'ni versity of 1'uuuHylvauia iu 18SS to ex plore the ruins of Babylon. "During the two years 1 was there," said he, "1 lived with many of the wild tribes u round the umrxhes of Arabihtuu. The conditions in which I found them were most deplorable. They were a most depraved race, robbing, cheat iug, lying and fighting being tho daily outline of their existence. The priueipal diet of these people is hnlf-cooked barley bread, aud with a large percentage of the tribes this forms the sole diet. When I offered twelve cents a day for diggers and guards I had hull the population applying to mo for work, aud was forced to reduce the day's wages to ten cents. When one of theso men has a headache bis friends bum him with red-hot irons, aud many times 1 have seen wounds carefully filled with iron rut. Their govern uwnt, or rather luck of government, is a practical exhibition of anarchy," A WONDERFUL TIMEPiuCE. MARVELS OV THE CLOCK IN BTRA83BURO CATHEDRAL. Wound lrp to Ilun From 1H40 Tntll 0909 Crowds laily Walt Its Noonday Hour. FOR the third time tho n.nnie ipalitvof Strassburg decided, in 1S30, that a new estro- : 1 1 . .1. .1 1 1 l. ..1 in the framework of the old one. A Strassburg watchmaker named Schwil- gue was entrusted with the nndertak- mcr. and within four years he finished tho unique mechanism which Btands to-day tho wonder and amusement of natives and visitors. Not only does this clock keep the time from day to day, but it runs from year to year without tho intervention of any clock- maker. Besides this, its face con tains a disk indicating all the variable holidays of the year, Easter, and so on. It regulates itself in the leap years. It gives tho phases of the moon, the eclipses, tho equinoxes, and the revolutions of all the planets of the solar system. The fineness of the structure can be understood when it is -known that of tho seven golden balls, of different ize, representing the planets, tho nearest to the sun, Mercury, takes eighty-oight days to make tho circuit of its orbit, while Saturn only can complete its course in 1717 days, or nearly three years, says the Philadelphia Telegraph. The entire mechanism, its maker calculated, would run until the year 9999, if the brass and other metal of which it is built do not wear out in the meantime. This wonderful contriv ance is unfortunately in a dark place, where those who constantly wish to view it well aro scarcely able to do so. Its Bite ie a wing, which can bo en tered through the Cathedral proper or a portal, which directly leads thither from outdoors. The time of greatest interest iB at noon each day, though there are little performances at every quarter hour. At noon is the time the cock crows, and that is what every one wants to hear. The interest never Beems to wane. For an hour before 12 o'clock, day after day, a crowd goth ers in this corner, waiting for tho ex hibition. This early arrival is partly in order to get a good place, aud part ly because the clock keeps solar time, which now is a half hour behind ordi nary St rassburg time. Here are tour ists, soldiers, nuns, bridal couples, peasant women with baskets, boys with bundles, who have run in from the street to get another look at the thine. Now, it is only a half hour until tho performance ; will the room hold any more? The beadles, like the street-car con ductors, are sure there is plenty of room "up front." or rather, in this case, behind. Thoy wave the wands of their majesty, and back tho peoplo surge. Still more aro comiug. The natives, who never seem to tire of tho sight, aud who know better about the variance in the times, are now drop ping in mothers with babies, business men from around the corner, and everybody else. There is not space to sneeze. Now there are only live nun utes until the rooster crows. Maybo he will not crow to-day. Everybody s looking at the clock. Don't wink. Now comes the fateful minute. In the very centre of the big monument to the clockmaker's ingenuity is a gallery. Here stands Father Time, representing Death. He has about hiin, on a revolving plane, four figures Childhood, a boy ; Youth, a young hunter; Manhood, a fully-armed knight ; Old Age, a gray-haired man, clothed in the skin of a beast. Child hood had struck tho first quarter-honr, Youth the second, Manhood the third aud Old Ago the other hours of tho day; but now at noon it is Death's own chance. The four figures come oiit in view before him, while, with a grim hammer of bone, he sounds with twelve strokes the death of another slay. A little figure down near the face of tho clock now haH his turn, and, with a little shako reverses bis hour glass. Above all this is another gallery. It begins to squeak. The machinery is iu motion. In the middle is a figure of Christ, aud around llim are to pass tho twelve Apostles. Out they come, one bv one. Each stops au instant before the Saviour, turns his face, bows, and receives the blessing from His outstretched hand. But the rooster; where ia he? There he still is, high up on a pedestal, besides a stained-glass window. Now he clucks. Now his old metal-plated throat swells. Ho flaps his wnifs and crows. An other minute. Again ho flaps his wings aud crows. Aud a third time. Was there ever such a rooster as this? It is all over. The bi-H.lb s drive the people out, shut up tin) e:ithi'dral, and go to dinner. The t inn' of grt'ati'sl interest comes but once a year, in the night from De cember 31 to New Year's May. Then au immense crowd always assembles to watch tile revolutions of the machinery aa it regulates itself ready for the la bors of the coming year. Twentieth Century Aif l iciillinc. The belief ia gaiuiir ground that the model farm ot the future will be an electric one. The necessary current can be had by utilising the xtusted forces of nature the waterfalls being sutlicient in many places, while l it iithers windmills can be used iu con nection with storage batteries, in ventors ure undoubtedly capable of adapting electric machines to every kind of farm work. With well-made roads, electrically-lighted houses, and a well-planned equipment of electric machinery - including, possibly, elec tric carta aud carriucK -the lot of tho tiller of t lit; soil wi'l be greatly iui proved. Trenton (N. J.) American. WHERE MY HONEY U.'.VUVS. Roft the Southern moon Is shining i Sly tlio star of evening peeps Through tho honeysuckles, twining 'Itonndthe window where she sleeps . Where my honey, true-love sleeps. Bwcotly now the wind is blowing ; 'Mong the leaves the dewdrop gleams. While thosoont of roses Rmwinn Fills the sweetness of her dreams. An' her face with love-light beams Now, my mocking-bird, sing true, Tho' the old owl hoots "To whoV" An' the ring-dove says "Not you !" So the mock-bird's softly trilling. From his trembling hoart and moutU, That sweet song my heart is flllinp. For my honey, way down Soutf Down the winding river, drilling I am coming, love, to you : ThrouRh tho trees the moonlight's smtng, 'Cross my dugout, gum canoe Coming, honny-love, to you. In the deop, dark woods a-hidlnif. Pipes the pining whip-poor-will All the other hirds a-ehldlnif, With his plaintive "Still, be still ! Like my heart, old whip-poor-will. -Will L. Vissoher, in Chicago Figan IIL'MOR OF THE DAY. Stands to reasnn Tho debater.- Philadelphia Becord. The characteristic of our time is that we have no time. Fliegendo Blaettcr. Long hair on a man covers a multi tude of crank notions. New Orleans Picayune. It seems that the good points ol somo people have all been broken off. Galveston News. It is curious how quiet people can bo about a thing without the least ef fort. Indianapolis News. "Yon say he is a bad egg. How did yon find it out?" "He showed it the moment he was broke." New York Press. Stranger "How long have peoplo been sett ling hero ?" Collector ' They haven't commenced yet." Atlonta Constitution. Not only can a woman laugh 'in her sleeve but bo cau her whole family, aud there's room for the neighbors. To peka Journal. The nearest thing to a vacuum is a letter written merely for the purpose of keoping np a correspondence. Mil waukee Journal. Miss Yalo "Do you ever play foot ball, Mr. Eanswi." Mr. Kansas. "No ; but I now and then dally with a cyclone. " Hallo. Gudders "Why don't yon act always as your conscience tells you you should?" Cynicns "I make euougb enemies as it is." Chicago Becord. "What an ethereal, exquisite crea ture Misa Sinilax is, isn't she? Just look at the dainty pose of that left arm!" "Humph I That ain't pose; it's vaccination." Chicago Becord. Brown "How long have you known that man you lent a dollar to this morning?" Jones "I never knew him long. He's been short ever since I first met him." Detroit Free Tress. "Is the man Grace is going to marry rich?" Jennie "lam sure he must be from the way ho acts." "Gives her expensive presents, eh?" "No; hor ribly stingy." Chicago Inter-Ocean. "I'm even with Blimmiug at hist," said the society reporter. "How?" "You know how jealous his wife is? Well, I have alluded to him as a 'great favorite among theladios.' "Indiana polis Journal. First Passenger "I wonder why we are making such a long stop it this station?" Second Passenger (u trav- r eler of experience) "I presume it ia because no ono is trying to eaten lue train." Tit-Bits. Chollie "Don't yon think it would be a noble thing for you to do with your wealth to establish a home for the feeble-minded?" MIhb Box "Oh, Mr. Sappe, this is so sudden I" In dianapolis Journal. "What did you get, popper?" asked the little fish, as ho saw his parent make a dart at a nieo fat worm. "Hooks," answered the parent. And then he soared to the world above. Indianapolis .Journal. Jackson "1 believe I have at last discovered a cure for the ills which Btlliet our municipal politics. " MeCommick--'"! was unaware that you were anxious to be a political healer." Baymoud'B Monthly. Elephant "Yes; I'd liketu keep up with the times, but 1 can't afford it. It would bankrupt me to have to buy even a spring overcoat." Giraffe But tluuk what it would cost ine to wear standing collais." Chicago Tribune. Customer "Among the other items on this bill you've got Tour an. I a half hours' work.' ion worked just exactly four hours by the clock, pci hanger -"Yes, sir; but it toe hall au hour to make out the bi! Chicago 1 libu lie. "There l'ocs .lude Sohkcni," I'a- lue id Tdeamiei'iiu; Mike. "Vn old acquaint ance of yours, 1 s'iosc," rejoined Plod ding lVtc, sarcastically. "Oh, we're pis! on speakiu' terms. I know him well cuoii-h to say 'not guilty' t 'nu oueet iu a w hile. " -Wuslnugt il Slar. ".lust my luck !" exclaimed Sowerby, as he encountered au advertisement headed "All diseases healed free." "Look at that forau offer 1 And hero am I without so much as a single soli tary disease about me! Did any mail ever hae such luck?" Bofton Tl.ni bcript. Dusty Khodcs - "1 had a private box at a food exhibit this afternoon. " Fitz William "Mow di I you come to get it?" Dusty Khodcs "I was looking in a restuui am window to see a lnu make hi al c.ikcb and a policeman stepped up and gave it to JUC." Ksltf Field t WubhlUjjtU.