I THI FOREST REPUBLICAN b Mbuiita every Weiaeeday, ky J. E. WENK. Offloa In Bmearbamjh A Co.'sVulldlii; lm miMT, noian-A, r. Term. ... Ilo pirTltr. RATIS OP ADVKRTISINdl ' One Rqnare, on inoh, on. Inserttaa. .1 1 ' On. Square, on Inoh, one month. ... 1 00 On Bquare, on. inoh, throe month.. . 00 One Square, one Inch, one yew JO 00 Two Hqiinre, on year 11 00 Quarter Column, one year. ........... WOO Half Column, one year .5222 On. Column, one year. Legal adTortuwnuaM ten cents per Be each umrtioa, Marrlaf ee and death nottoee gratis. All btlie for yearly advertisements walaaaia ORE EPUB CAN. e nkeertptloai receive lot lkm r1oa Ikm .nth. Oorraiponamee tollcttaa fm al aarta ef lh eonntry. 14 aUc wlU ke lakea runiaoui oaimiialcatlea. VOL. XXVI. NO. 29. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, NOV. 8, 1893. S1.50 PER ANNUM. quarterly, lemporary mnryieuim i p. paid in Hmm, Job work oash on delivery. ST The two-minuto bicycle promises t arrive far abend o( tho two-minute trotter, observes the New York Re corder. Home ono 1ms figured that there aro ho ninny railway lineR, steam, rlevnted, coblo ninl horse enrs in New York City thnt a person may ride for nix hours at a total cost of fifty cents. According to nn election return just nindo to the TJritiKli Parliament, there nro ft,'22!,120 voters in the United Kingdom. Tliero were 4,5!I2,4H2 in England, 27),27fi in Wales, 747,271 in Ireland ami f.J'.I.O'll in Scotland. F. I'. Loom is, formerly United States CoiimiiI at St. Etienne, France, saya that from an iiiveHtigalion lio made ho finds nliotit 95,000 Americans visit Europe, every year, and that they spend about $100,000,000 annually abroad. Cardinal Gibbons has lochristened Chicago with tho classic title of "Thaumatiiolis,'' the wonder city. The appellation is deserved, but tho New York World thinks it will hardly displace that of "the windy city" in popular parlance. Tho name of Gay Head, applied to ft famous promontory of tho Massachu setts coast, means exactly what it seems to mean, and is peculiarly ap 1 proprinte. The headland, as seen from tho sea, is gay with many colors run ning in strata, tho result of chemical qualities in the earth of tbe cliff. A like variety of color is presented by many rocky islets and headlands in the Hound opposite Pelham Hay Park, Tho Wonmn's Library at Chicago contains 7000 volumes in sixteen lan guages and represents twenty-three countries. It is to bo pliicod iu the permanent Woman'- Memorial Build ing, which is to bo erected in Chicago, and will form a nucleus for the collec tion of tho literary work of women in the future, as well as, through iU catalogue soon to be issued, a complete bibliography of women's writings up to tbo present time. There are 22,000,000 soldiers in arms in Europe. If nil Long Island were a drill-ground, calculates the New York Recorder, it wouldn't bo big enough for their field manoeuvres. If they were to march iu a street pa rado, files of ton abreast, it would take tho lino of 2000 miles 100 days to pass a given point at fair marching peed. In Iudiau file they would reach around the world. In a year they would drink tho Hudson dry for over a niilo of its length. There has been a remarkable revival of interest in tho "abaudoned farms" of New England since so many mills closed their doors. A largo number of applications have been made to the Massachusetts Stato Board of Agri culture for its descriptivo catalogue of the abandoned farms of that Statu. It is believed that some of tho meu who are out of work think of taking up farming as a means of livelihood. "But will a mechanic be a successful farmer?" queries the New York Tri imne. Njw comes tho suggestion that the log power of the United States shall be utilized for draught purposes, ivh it in Belgium. A writer estimates that there are 7,000,000 dogs in this jountry, and then figures out their aggregate pulling capacity. Tbe idea may be new as to dogs, but the Now Vork News recalls that humorist Jobu I'hoeuix suggested the utilization of cat power more than forty years ago. His plan was to ruu sewing machines by cat power. Tho cat was to be placed in harness connected with motive works. A mouse was to be suspended just beyond tho cut's reach. The cat's jumping lor the mouse would propel the mncbiue, Says the Boston Cultivator : There is a deficiency of 34,000,000 bushels in the German rye crop this year, and this comes with a deficiency of 18, 000,000 bushels of wheat. Bye bread is the staple food of u large part of tho Gernmu people. They prefer it to wheat'en bread when they can get both. Owing t' the tariff war with Russia importations ofrye from that country pre cot off. is Russian rye the.t has heretofore supplied tho deficiencies of what Germany requires. There is sure to be a large demand for all the rye American farmers can produce during (the coming twelve months. It is a crop much less exhaustive thau is wheat. It can be sown later iu the fall, and if fertilized with mineral 'manures it respouda to liberal treat ment quite as freely us does wheat. In many places the demand for ryo htraw makes tho crop worth growing (.it the frtra-.v alone. ' TIS USELESS TO REGRET. We've done tbe best we could, my dear, There's nothing to regret ; We've taught the children many tr-'- On which our hearts wero sot j And if against our old-time ways Thny foolishly protest, Wo need never regret, my dear, That we have done our best. There's many a plan that's come to naught j There's many a light gone out ; And disappointments, griefs and euros Have hedged us round abont ; And many a snd mistake we've niado " Throughout our lives, and yet We've done the very boat we could j 'TIs useless to regret. For out of evil good has come, And out of darkness light j And all wrong do(m In this world Homo day will lie set right ; And though we have not reached tho height Attained by others, yet We've done tho best we could, my doar ( 'TIs useless to regret. We've tried to llvo like honest folks, To do our duty well, Gainst evil things to take our stand, Iu goodness to excel i Bo Judge yourself not harshly, dear, Nor at nilsjiirtunes fret j We've done the best we oould, and so 'Tis useless to regret. THE EDITOITS VISIT. BY FRAW01S O. WTM.IAMB. HE noon hour had come, and tbe city editor of the Chron icle was very busy, making out an as signment 'list, when a queer old-fashioned figure of a man came into the room and Btood waiting by the side of tho desk. "Well !" said tho city editor, look ing tip sharply, after an instant, "what do you want?" "I wanted to kuow if you could make use of this," answered the now comer, timidly holding . out a small bundle of manuscript. "I'm sure we can't unless it's some thing a trifle less hoary with age than that yon brought here the other day.'1 Tbe city editor, who was a compara tively young niau, very alert, very quick in speech, and all business, took the manuscript, unfolded it with a snap and ran bis eye over tho first fow linss. Then be wheeled bis chair, around and said, straightening up and speaking testily : "Now look here, John Harmon, onco and for ull, understand that it's no use bringing such stuff as that iu here, and I won't bo bothered with looking at it! Why, this is identically the same ancient history you tried to shove off or. me tbe other day." "But I polished it up !" suggested the old man. "Polished up your grandfather I" exclaimed the other. "Why, you couldn't polish that matter so thai it would be readable if you worked for ever. It's bard luck ; but the plain truth is there nre too many young men hustling for live news to allow of such back-number trash as tbat being good for anything but to stop a hole. I haven't got any more time to talk! If you get Hny news, bring it in and I will look at it ! Otherwise, stay away, please!" The city editor faced his desk again, picked up his pen and foil to work, not looking at tbe other. The older man for an instant stood motionless, then he picked up tbe manuscript, put it in bis pocket aud turning away walked slowly out of tbe room without a word. The wind waa biting bard outside and be drew his collar about his cars as be walked detpondently down a sido street. He bad not far to go, for pres ently lib went up the steps of a small bouse aud opened the door. Tbe room into which ho came was bare and mis erable looking, and everywhere showed the lack of a woman's hand to straighten the few bits of furniture, which only served by their mean repair to add to tbe forloru appearance of the apart ment. The old niau stood quite still, one hand resting on tho doorjnmb, staring ahead of him as if bo saw be yond tho opposite wall. As be stood there, there came a glad child's cry from the other end of tho room : "Oh, Gran'pop, I glad you come! It's awfully lonesome !' The old man's face brightened. He reached down and, as tbe little girl came running to him, caught her up and laboringly lifted her to his breast. Then he kissed her and put her clown. She did not see the tears on bis cheeks as he talked to her of the fun they would have that evening "after work was done." Aft,er work was done was the season when these two had grand romps together. Work, as little Polly woll knew, meant writing, writing, writing until she would crawl upon the old man's knee and beg him to come play, and ho would drop the pen from bis cramped fingers and let her kiss from his eyes the mist which would gather there, when he kept his mind ioug fixed ou the pages before him. John Harmon was nearly eighty, "a broken-down newspaper man" ho was called, aud his only inheritance from past days was it knowledge of news paper writing and a little granddaugh ter, whose mother and father had died iu a fever epidemio a few years before. The old man threw tho rejected manuscript ou a chair, then set about getting something to eat for himself aud the child, the little one all the while chattering to him of what they would do iu the evening. When they bad finished he pulled on his coat once more, kissed tho child aad went out again. A publishing house had prom ised to look over m duo manuscript In had left a week or so before. tie xvu . goiug there to fret their answer. Hi comprehended dully that this answer might mean something to eut, but, nioro likely, keener hunger than ever. When the child was left to herself sho sat down and fell to looking over some illustrated papers which were her invariable source of amusement. By and by, becoming tired, she wandered over to the table. The rejected manu script on the chair caught her eye. Gran'pop's papers were forbidden arti cles to her, but when she saw this package and slowly spelled out the writing on its cover, "tho Chronicle," there came to her mind that Gran'pop had told her when he was writing this address tho night before and was too busy to play with her, that the manu script had to be sent in to-morrow. This was to-morrow, she reasoned, and the manuscript had not gone. Gran' pop must havo forgotten it! He would bo sorry, she knew. Presently there came to her a bright idea and she stood very still for a moment, thinking bard. Why could not she take the manuscript to the Chronicle? She knew where the office was ; she had been there with Gran'pop. It would be such a surprise to him to find it already gone when be came home. She decided to do it. She took the bundle from the chair and pulled on her jacket and tied her hood fast. Sho was used to dressing herself and soon was on tho steps, the manu script clutched firmly in her hand. Then Bhe started off for the Chronicle office, proud of her self-appointed mission. Tho elevator boy waa much sur prised and not a little amused when she askod for the editor. He tried to chaff hor on the way up, bnt she re fused to take any notice of his re marks, if she understood tbom. All her thoughts were on the top story and tho editor. Despite his fun making the elevator boy was a trifle impressed, aud, thinking she might be one of the "old man's" relations, when they arrived at the upper floor he showed her to the door of the sanctum aud told her to knock. Then be left her and went back to bis post. The editor was greatly surprised when a timid knock sounded on bis door, aud in answer to bis "come in" bo saw over bis gold-bowed spectacles thu diminutive maiden wbo entered. Ho looked at h.r bard, but she did not appear discomfited. She came toward him without hesitation and stood with one little baud resting on tbe edge of the desk, the other extending the folded manuscript. "Gran'pop forgot to bring it down, so I fetched it!" she explained, her blue eyes looking up into bis puzzled gray ones. Now, the editor was not a man easily confused, but this was a novel experi ence even for bim. In all his life he never remembered having received ir his office so small and at the same time so confident a visitor as this. He looked at ber sharply, almost sternly, suspecting he was the victim of some joke but her gaze never flinched, and the baby eyes were not frightened. He took the manuscript from her grasp and opened it. There was no solution of the mystery to be obtained here, however. The story was some locol history of early days. There was no name, no mark of any kind to tell who wrote it or where it came from. Non-plnsscd, he turned bis eyes upon tho little figure beside bim. Somehow, iu spite of the old-fashioned and much-worn clothes, it suggested to bim that of a little one who bad ouce called him father, and a kindly smile lit bis face. "I don't know anything abont this paper," bo said. "Who did it come from?" 'From Grau'pop," sho answered, ns if that conveyed full information. "Yes, bnt who's Gran'pop? 1 don't remember him." "Why don't you kuow bim? He's been here often, and I came with him ouce or twice, that's bow I knew where it was." The editor racked his brain in vain to think who Gran'pop could be. "Well." ho said nt last, "you sit down iu that big chair there and I'll look over this paper and tell you what to suy to bim." Theu be wheeled his chair about and began reading. It did not take long, however, for him to decide what to do. He struck a band-bell on tbe desk and a boy came into the room. "Send Mr. Campbell to me !" the editor said. A moment and the city editor of the Chronicle entered. "Campbell," said tho editor, "do you kuow whose writing that is V" and ho handed him the manuscript. "Yes," answered the other "it's old John Harmon's. He brought it iu here this morning aud I told hiin we couldn't use it. It's all ancient his tory." "Well," said the editor a bit shortly, "it's the kind of aneieut history the Chroniclo wants. Can't you see that that's local matter that a good many would lather read than news? Give it a goou place on the fourth page of to morrow's issue, and I'll try to see that we have a column of just such stuff twice u week. That's all !" Tho city editor did not seo the little figure in the big chair, .and a bit dis concerted at being turned down so sharply, he took up tho manuscript agaiu und left the. room wondering what was the matter with the "old man," mid hew the historical stuff had come into his bauds. When ho had gone, the editor drew a sheet of paper toward him. Looking at the little figure in the chair, he said : "1 will write a letter for you to take with you and give it to Grau'pop." Sho nodded ber head wisely, and he rapidly wrote a few lines. Then he folded the sheet, put it iu an envelope and roo. Tho liltln girl slipped out of the chair and came, across to bim. "Good by I" he said, laying i: huud ou h ir head, "and come and seo me some tune ugain !" Then ha opened l!ie door anil watchsd her ring the bell and dibappear iu the elevator. The elevator boy was quite deferen tial to her going down ; but she paid no more attention to him than before. When she slipped out of the building she bnrried up the street, the letter in hor hand. As she turned tho corner near home sho saw "Gran'pop" just entering tbo door and ran hard to catoh him ; bnt ho had gone in before she came up, so she knocked on tho door. The same instant it was pnlled open hurriediy and tho old man, whito and trembling, stood in the frame. "Thank God!" be breathed, drawing ber up in his arms and burying bis face in her curls, "I thought you were lost." "No, I only been to tb' office!" ex claimed Polly, clinging to bis neck. "To the office? Where do you mean?" "Th' Chroniclo office. I took th' writin' down there you left on th' chair and th' editor gave me a letter for you ; he was awful nico." Tbe old man took the envelope she held toward him and dropped into a chair. With tho child drawn close against him he broke the paper with trembling fingers and read : The Duly Chbokici.e. No. 429 Street. John Harmon. Esn. Dear Rlr We will use your paper on loent history in to-morrow's Issue. We will be pleased to have you contribute a column of nite matter ns otten as you can give it to tis, for whloh we will pay you at our regular spaoe rates. Yours truly, C. N. Hapoood, jfanaging Editor. There was a mist before tbe old man's eyes as he read tbe last words. "Was he cross, Gran'pop?" queried Polly, seeing the tears. "No, Polly," said the old man, straining ber to him; "be has given us lots to do, but it Bball not interfere with your playtime, little one." Kate Field's Washington. Raising Foxes In Alaska, For the purpose of perpetuating the fast vanishing fur supply of Alaska certain enterprising persons have gone into the business of breeding blue and black foxea on uninhabited islands along that coast. When the seals have been finally exterminated the world may still look to tbat region for some of the most valuable and beautiful pelts known. The Smoda Propagating Company has recently stocked a number of isl ands with foxes, and the investment is beginning to yield handsome re turns. The lands thns employed are valueless for anything else, being wholly barren. The breeding of blue foxes has already been made very suc cessful on one of the Pribylof Islands tbat of St. George in Bering Sea. Of their increase ten thousand have been killed and skinned for market. One advantage of this industry is that it involves no expense for the oare or feeding of the animals. All that is re quired is to let loose a few pairs. Those of them which are taken must at all times be trapped and not shot. Thus they become exceedingly tame in the course of a few generations. In the same region there are red, white and "cross" foxes. Skins of the lost named variety, which is supposed to be a cross between the red and tho black, are quoted at from $5 to l8 wholesale. The white and red pelts are worth only about $1 apiece, because, though they are very beautiful, they are much more common and easily obtain able. Black foxes are so rare as to be hard to procure for breeding purposes. A Musical Canine Critic. A wonderful story of a French mu sical critic is related by persons who profess to have been acquainted with him and to havo seen bim iu attend ance on musical performances. He was a dog, and his name was Parade. Whether be bud a different name at home was never known. At the bo ginning of tho Frenoh revolution he went every day to the military parade in front of the Tuileries pulaue. He marched with tho musicians, halted with them, listened knowingly to their performances and after the parade dis appeared, to return promptly at pa rade time next day. Gradually the musicians became at tached to this devoted listener. They named bim Parade, and one or another of them always invited him to dinner. He accepted the invitations and was a pleasant guest. It was discovered that after dinner he always attended the theatre, where he seated himself calmly iu a corner of the orchestra and listened critically to the music. If a new piece waa played he noticed it instantly and paid the strictest at tention. If the piece had fine, melo dious passages be showed his joy to thu best of his doggish ability, but if tbe piece was ordinary aud uninteresting he yawned, stared about the theater and unmistakably expressed bis disap proval. Brandon Bucksaw. Salutations In Old Marhleliead. The customary morning salutation at all seasons in old Murblehcad, Mass., is, "How is the fish?" In the past rainy summer the answer, after a look down the street, has generally been, "Oh, her tail is going round au( round." This is the town's way o speaking of the weather vane on thi Congregational Church, the infullibh oraclo which determines whether bout shall put out to sea and leisurely lands men goa-ridiug. Rochester Union ano Advertiser. Fond ot Captivity. It would be difficult to find a more eloquent tribute to the kindness be stowed on the brutes kept ut the dog pound thau that paid by a dog dis posed of u few days ago by the pound authorities to some man ou the other sido of the river. The dog had not been away from the pound more thau forty-eight hours before he broke awuy from his new muster, swam the Ohio aud ull wet turned up at tb pound eutrauce aud burked for ad-! mission, CiuciuuuVi Times-Star, SCIENTIFIC AXI INDUSTRIAL. Edison, the electrician, makes rubies tbat excel the gcunine. The surface of a man's lungs is esti mated at 150 square feet, ten times tho surface of tho external body. In Grent Britain the annual sick rato for each inhabitant is ten days to the year; in tbo United States eight days. Nests of the termite ants of South Africa are often twelve feet high and grouped together in clusters, the tallest in tho center. Ants arc provided with a poison bag, which discharges a fluid having a strong sulphurous smell, sufficient to drive away most insect enemies. The smallest holes pierced by modern machinery nro l-1000th of an inch in diameter. They are bored through sapphires, rubies and diamonds by a machine which makes 22,000 revolu tions a minute. Sir James Criehtou Browne, the Eng lish specialist, is a believer in tho thoory that tho coming man will bo toothless. Ho declares that over 10, 000,000 false teeth are annually fitted into the mouths of Britishers. Many larvm of beetles and other in sects are used for food ; the bee gives honey and wax, the coccus manna mid cochineal, the Spanish fly a blistering drug, the gall insects an astringent and the silk worm an article of dress. Uranus has four little moons Ariel, Umbriel, Titania and Oberon which, funnily enough, rise in the north and set in the south. A single diminutive one, belonging to Neptune, traverses the sky from southwest to southeast. Neither Mercury nor Venus has any satellites. Doctor Neisser.of the Hygienic Insti tute at Berlin, has discovered in the city a new cholera bacillus which he calls vibrio berolensis. The inoccula tion of dogs, cats aud rabbits with this bacillus has proved that the vibrie is fully as potent as tho Asiatic bacillus. The Berliners manifest no alarm over tho discovery. Tho difference between the atmos phere of tbe best ventilated bouses and t he outer air is illustrated by the con duct of cut flowers. Blossoms tbat re tain their freshness but a day or two when standing iu water within doors will sometimes live twice as long when dropped in a shady place out of doors, even without tho aid of other moisture than they obtained from the earth and air. Experiments made by tbo scientists appointed for that purpose by tho French Government show that the re sistance of tbe atmosphere to tho motion of a high speed train often amounts to half the total resistance which the locomotive must overcome. Two engines, of which the resistance was measured repeatedly and found to be nineteen pounds per ton at thirty seven miles per hour, were coupled together and again tried. In the second trial the resistance fell to four teen pounds per tou, the second engine being shielded from atmospheric re sistance by the first. Great attention is now being paid by the German military authorities to tbe question of facilitating and expediting intrenching methods. Among other implements which they are testing is an intrenching spade, invented by M. de Layeh. When in use it is fitted to tho stock of the ritle, but it is sug gested that its proposed place, when not in use, on tho breast of the soldier, is likely to cause oppression and tc give little or no protection. The whole larraiigeiiinut adds rather more than three pounds to bis impediments. A Chinese Proverb's Origin. " 'He'll steal your shoes' is an ex pression which in China is used to de scribe an arrant knave and pilferer." says ex-Consul Edward Bedloe, re cently returned from Auioy. "Tho expression is hundreds of years old oud is baited on an adventure perpetu ated through the medium of decorated crockery ware. A wealthy Chinaman, whose gorgeously embroidered shoes were the envy of the community, was, according to the legend, despoiled of his pride in the following maimer : A rascal one day rushed up, gave the rich man a hearty blow ou the back aud seizing the astonished gentleman's hat pitched it upon a high wall. The next moment the fellow seemed to discover that it was not an old friend he was greeting so enthusiastically and' apologized profusely. f "'How shall I get my hat?" in-J quired tho man with the beautiful shoes. " 'Jump on my back and you can reach it,' replied the schemer. The suggestion was cariied out, but whilu tho hutleiis man was reach ing for his bead covering the rascal slipped off tho handsome shoes and made away, h aving the simple miudod millionaire clutching the wall." .V'xlcriilc Climate Conducive to Age. Undoubtedly the climate most coii-ducivoti- longevity in a moderate one. although a cold climate, other tli i ' being equal, bus a decided advautui;rt ever a hot one. For instance, the rate of mortality in Mi.itlieru clinic is much gr-.ater than iu that ot such regions as Scandinavia aud Riisi.t, while duration ' f life is longer in Norway than in any country, and of course Norway is de cidedly cold. Th.tt . execssixt) cold is prejudicial to long life is proved by the low maximum age which is reached by the inhabitants of su.-h piece us Iceland and Siln-ria. The African in tho hot, muggy hind of his fath 'rs on tho Senegal iu Africa nt;es curly aud does not live long. Truin-plauti d to a com paratively moderate ciimiito iu tl.is country, ho lives a much "luugtr li'..-, the census for New Jei.ey, for iustu'e e, showing ih'it Kinouir colored peopl.-, with their eusy goiug iiic, tluve is ouo centenarian tor every lll'l, but only one white centenarian uuiougi 100,000. Brooklyn tr.gle, WHAT THERE IS IN DUST. IT CONTAINS STARCH GRAINS AND OTHER SUBSTANCES. Difference Hctwocn tho Hunt of Cities and of the Country Ex amining a Plncli of Dust. ft f H, this dreadful dust I I I There is no getting rid of V J it. It is tho bother of my ' life." So says tho housewife. It never oc curs to her to wonder what is this ever-accumulating dust of which she complains. Yet thoro are ever so many strange things to bo told about it. Of oil tho materials of which dust is composed tho most interesting is starch. In every pinch of dust there is more or less of this ingredient in the shape of oval Btid spherical grains. Tho diiHt found in coffins with old Egyptian mummies contains starch grains just like thoso which fly about in the air to-day. A Bcientist with an inquiring mind once took the trouble to examine un der a microscope specimens of dust which had peuel rated the skulls of an imals embalmed in the days of tho Pharaohs. The samples revealed tho samo kind of grains of starch. Such grains are always in everybody's clothes and on tbo hands. Press your moistened finger upon a clean piece of glass, and on looking at the latter with a microscope you will discover several Btarcb grains. Wash your bands a dozen times and every repetition of the experiment will produce tbe same result. Whero does all all this starch como from? The answer is: From tho food of mankind. Wheat, barley, rice, po tatoes, etc., ore largely composed of starch. Little groins of it are widely scattered by the winds, and being very light are held in suspension. For the reason above mentioned much more starch is to be found in the dust of cities than in that of the coun try, where population is comparatively sparse. Thus it muy be said that in every town a cloud of starch always hangs in the air. However, the dust that blows through the streets, which settles upon furniture and makes work for the housewife, contains ever so many other things besides starch. Take a small pinch of it nt random and examine it at leisure. Perchance you will discover among it a fiber of wood, a scale of human epidermis, a frag ment of tho hair of a dog, a piece of an insect's claw, the shell of an ani malcule and the spore of a plant await ing a proper resting place, with tho necessary dampness to reproduce its species. These are all organic substances, animal or vegetable. Dust contains much inorganic matter, particularly small particles of silica. On account of their size aud shape such particles were for a long time mistaken for eggs of some kiud, but this notion was fin ally exploded by making chemical analyses of the alleged eggs. The history of a single one of these frag ments would bo most interesting to know. Ever so long ago perhaps it was part of a rock. The waves wore it away from the parent stone and threw it into a heap of sand on the shore. After a while the wind caught it and flung it upon the upland. Ruin took it from the ground and hur ried it along to a river. The river car ried it to the sea. From the sea water it was taken by an oyster to build tho latter's shell. Tho inoUusk was caught and eaten, aud the shell, being thrown away, wus trampled upon, powdered and dispersed by tho breezes. Thus tho particle whose story is here re lated was set afloat in tho atmosphere, to fall at length upon your lihrury table aud to afford a subject for spec ulation beneath your microscope. As you walk dowu tho t-treet ou ouo of the breezy autumn days a cloud of dust is blown iu your face, almost stifling you. it is u mixture consist ing largely of small fragments of sand. But if you w ill take a pinch of it home and subject it to examination, you will fiud that it contains an extraor dinary variety of other things, Nuchas the broken fibers of plants, pollen, fine huirs, fibers of clotliiug ami other fabrics, particles of lime aud soot, ashes and clusters of different kinds of micro-organisms. When a ray of sunlight streams into a darkened room it reveals thu finer dust particles which always till the air, though ordinurily invisible to the eye. Doctor Priiden, who has made a study of this subject, says that the particles in question consist mostly of fragments of vegetable and animal fibers, such as cotton anl wool, and of an enor mous variety of micro-organisms, singly or in masses, such as bacteria and the spores of mold plants. Such are tho "motes iu the sunbeam," re specting which so many poetic ideas have been expressed. Not u few of them are germs capable of producing diseases of various sorts if they happen to find lodgment iu the human system. Washington Star. A Singular Product of Haw nil. One of tho most singular products of Hawaii is u vitreous lava known as "Pele's hair. " It is a silky, filament ous substance, olive gleeu or yellowish brown in color, soft to thu touch, but very brittle. It is produced by tho wind catching the fiery spray thrown up from tho great crater Kiloue (which tho Huwuiiuiis lung since per sonilied us tho fire goddess I'cle), but the real caute of the lava forming into such soft, fci'ky libers is believed to be the gas and steam Fscupiug through the lava. Nearly all of the native hints of liawtiii use it as a ue-t build ing material. New Orleuus IVayuue. Iu 1H;1J there wire , 7lil , ri0 j deposi tors iu the savius bunks of tlnH conn try, who hi U-posited jt.Tll'.Toi'jOJd. WEAVINO. I placed my loom the slender threads along I lauirhed to see them glisten ; Then Idle weaver ! sat with careleea hand. And dreamful eyes to liofen. Tho whirring song crooned vibrantly, the warp Was wondrous fair that day ; At eve I rose I had forgot the weft ! j Tho threads were all ono way. A useless fabric, with unwoven slirods Aero?" no binding ties s Tho warp of alms may glint, but Idly runs, In whl'h no purpose lies. O careless henrt ! I eaid, and aro you thus An Instrument unstrung? A strain of harmony but hall complete, For words you loft unsung? O lint less dreamer! weaving shadows there, To echoes half contest, Acros? the loom, If you will only look, Love, inlllug, holds tlio weft. boulso Waraon. HUMOR OF THE DAY. Ruled off Ledgers. A tweed garment A sac coat. "Get off the earth," tbo cyclone said to the barn. A nervous affection A man on the eve of proposal. The crawfish is not very good to eat, but it will do at a pinch. Truth. One characteristic of good old Elijah was bis raven-ousappetite. Cleveland Plain Dealer. London's constant fog may ba caused by the continuous reigu. Dallas News. Tho fine wheat will insure the farmel and the English sparrow full crops. Cleveland Plain Dealer. People who are always scheming generally pay about doublo for what they get. Milwaukee Journal. When a man is dressed in a littlo brief authority,' he makes it more con spicuous than a red neck-tie. Puck. So far no one has ever made the blunder of painting a Cupid to look at if be had any sense. Atchison Globe. "Why does Snagsby keep his bail cut so short?" "Because Iio'b getting bald, and be won't have it long. " Philadelphia Record. "He says he owes you a lickiug, docs he? Well, you'll never get it." "How do you know?" "I'm hii tailor. " Chicago Tribune. "He's a very modest young man, isn't be?" "MudeBt as a burglar; h doesn't even want the credit of bil own work." Philadelphia Record. An enterprising hosier has an nounced a new button, which he colli The Old Maids Wedding. Why? Be cause it never conies off. Tit-BitB. The coalman's season may be th winter, tbe summer the icomau's harv est, so that it's possible the milkmau finds bis greatest profit iu tho spring. Hhiill I from her sweet spell depart, Or take her for betler orworbei The eholco is will she break my henrt, Or shall the, break my purse ? ruck. Demonstrator in Natural Science "Gentlemen, I hold iu my hand three shells." Voice (from amphitheatre) "it isn't nuder any of them." Detroit Free Presf. Watts "I wonder how this worli) will get along when you aud I have left it?" Potts "You'd better b wondering how we'll get along?" In dianapolis Journal. Pipkin "Does your wife kuow anything abont cooking?" Potts "J guess she does ; you can't get her intc any of your cheap restaurants. "- Kutt) Field'i Washington. "Hello, Bingley, how did the doctol succeed in breaking up j our fever ?'' "Oh, easy enough ; he presented bil bill, and I had a chill iu fifteen min utes. "--Chicago Iuter-Ocean. "Can I get this note shaved?" h timidly asked the money-lender. "Gracious!" ejaculated the broker, in he glanced at the date, "it's old enough to need it !''--Atlant i Constitution. Unless old words can be exchanged for the new ones that are being rmudlj coined, English dictionaries will soon have to be taken to a cotton coinprese to be rendered portable. Dallas New s. Applicant for Work - "But the oc cupation seems to be a dang- ruiis one. '' Manager "Yes; but then in -.-use you are killed the company would end flowers to your funeral." iiottoo Transcript. Richard -- '"When my w ile agreed to share her lot with me J didn't know there was a mortgage on it." Hairy "A mortgage?" Richard "Het mother, I found, went with the lot." Boston Transcript. A fellow iii Sirilhvillc who couldu't pare jf'J a year for a newspaper ent fifty two-cent stamps to a ilowu-oast Yankee to kuow how to raisu beets. Ho got an answer, "Take hoi-1 of the tops ami pull for nil you arc worth. '' 'Jswego Times. Oil. the. gold is rolling In From beyond the briny nns-. M'Mions rollni,- in t-ui-h day. P-iM;ill' us IIiihik IhI cue . M i! I i. uior. i;re tn ihe ivay. HolliiiK onward to tins ;:oal, An I Ms wo aro nonet. to Hush. N hy we'll just t her roil ' - Ksiman I'lty Journal. .Veasiirltii," the r.Inis. A recent nut il-er of the Roston (ilo'ie rtutoH th it Doctor Oliver Wen Ic'.i Holmes hss made a practice for some years of taking the girth of the lur.'c el. us and other tiws winch ho l:K ' -I'll ill his ib-.ilv .lines. ilo has, however, only found lour trees with a girth grcatrr thiu ti.-Uiii feet. Tho t'i;e has u iiially b en nppln-1 st u j oint ubout ti v ft uboe the soil, tile pla-'e selected for measuring, its Doctor Holmes stales, being I lie small est circle of tho trunk between the .)! of the roots aud the awvii of the branches.