THE1 FOREST EIFDBLICAN fc swMta r-wy Wscaestey, hj J. B. WENK. OBlo9 In Bmaarbangh A Co.'ioJ3dlu bui rrurr, ttoswta, n. Term. . . . mi pr Yr. nkstiitrttoM man fw thrt rio t Ikrw iDtha. ftmiiit MlkM frm aarta f tk Country. mie will k lakaa W uaimi BWtnuteMtoM. RATIS OP ADVERTISING l ' On. Pqnsrw, on. inch, on. hum Hu. .9 IV' On. tSqasrw, on. inch, on. month. . I CO On. (square, on. Inoh, torse month.. . 00 Ob. Kqttire, on. inch, on. year..,. ., 10 00 Two tsqasrwi, on. yir IS 00 Quarter Column, on. fMT 00 Half Column, on. jmr .. 00 00 On. Column, on. ;mt . - 10010 La(&1 advartiMnMita tm eriti par lima omca iBMTtiOB, Forest Republican. M imirn and riomth notions grans. All bill, (or Tewly atlvertnenjenw VOL. XXVI. NO. 28. quarterly. Temporary adverUmmeat I bt paid In advanoa. Job work fih on delivery. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, NOV. 1, 1893. S1.50 TElt ANNUM. Tho political situation in Europa continue to grow darker. The Japanese ent more fish than any either people in the world. With them meat eating is a foreign innova tion, confined to the rich, or rather to those, rich jeole who prefer it to tho National diet. Tho farmer who is feeding hi wheat to hi horxea idiotild, in the opinion of tho Courier-Journal, hold both bis wheat and bin horses until ho digests the fact that wheat will bo wheat iu tho world's markets during the year uhead of us. Tho new warships are a credit to tho Nation, llecently the Philadel phia made the run from Kio deJaueiro to Callno, a distance of 5000 miles, in twenty days and eighteen hours, with out stopping anywhere for conl. This was a speed of 242 miles a day and a continuous run of twenty-one days without stopping at any coaling sta tion. A poor old man, who once was a well-to-do merchant iu Wisconsin, and likewise was of much State renown as public sieaker of force and persna aiveness, has been taken to the alms house in Baraboo, weak in mind and poverty-stricken, and past eighty years of age. "The poorhouse is hospitable when all other friends fail," is the comment of the New York Times. Doctor J. T. Boyd, of Indianapolis, has added his voice to that of Lieuten ant Totteu, and declare that the end of the world is at hand. In support of his theory, ho nays that tho British Chronological Socioty, composed of noted scientific men, his arrived at the same conclusions as those reached by Lieutenant Totten and himself, and that all prophecy points to 1899 as the date of tinal smashup. Some idea of the enormous propor tions the business of hotel keeping has assumed in this country may be gained, declares the New Orleans Ficayune, from the fact that there are in the United States upward of 50,000 hotels, exclusive of what may projerly be termed inns and taverns, and what are commonly known as apartment-houses, although the latter are in many in stances conducted as hotels, in that they have a common kitchen and dining-room. Deer and bears are reported to be more plentiful now- in the "great woods" of Oxford County, Maine, thau at any other time during the present generation. These woods extend, in a belt from four to six miles wide, from Dixficld away tip into the un trodden wilderness of Northern Maine, and much of the area has seldom been visited by sortsmen. Driven from the hunting grounds about Raugeley Lake the game took refuge in these . woods, and have multiplied there un molested. The New York News observes : Now the surgeons have cut out a man's spleen, uud yet he lives and has red blood, and will, it is said, recover. No one has ever known absolutely what is the office of the spleen. Tho organ is not a vital one, but is ofteu much dis eased and very painful. Tho opera tion to remove it is technically called splenectomy. Many years ago a writer in Chambers's Miscellany con tended that tho spleen was tho manu factory of the white blood corpuscles. If that were so, the red corpuscles in the veins and arteries would have soon faded in vividness iu the patient, Athlete Short, of Yonkers. Are the spleen and the vermiform appendix, which are declared to be useless, left as hints of the evolutionary process? Was man differently constituted when they were useful to him, instead of being as now unnecessary? Who cau say? George Yanderbilt is one of nature's queer freuks. He is the leort known of any of the enormously wealthy men of New York. He must lc worth nt least $35,000,000, but he might walk the length of the entire city without being recognized by half a dozen per sons. He has never been prominent in any public movement. Hehas nev-r attended a public function where crowds of people congregate, and w heu he goes to the theatre or to the opera be hides himself iu the rear of a box, says the New York Herald. Young Vanderbilt has uiuny fads. First of all he is a lookworm uud is iu a way a woman-hater. Formerly lit; was rated as being, next to John .lueoh Astui , the wealthiest young bachelor iu ihe Uni ted Htates, having 81, 000, Oil!) in las own right and control for every pa-t yesr of his life. Now, as Jonu Jacob ibtor is a husband ami fnthti, CJeurgo Vanderbilt stands at the head of his class alone. The creation of money order offices in the small postofjiec is advocated by the Springfield (Mass.) Union on tho ground that such office would greatly facilitate the transaction of business in rural neighborhoods. A business man of Canada, of an en terprising nature, has established a "floating bank" on Kootenai Lake, Canada. It is in a steamer which journeys from place to place along tho lake ; thus enabling its owner to sup ply the inhabitants of the lake villages with banking facilities. Doctor Oliver Wendell Holmes says that the largest elm ho ever saw was iu Oxford, England, and measured twenty-five feet in cirenmference. There was an elm of about the same size in Springfield, Mass., some years ago. The Doctor estimates the life of the American elm at between 200 and 300 years. If any survive to be 300 years, he thiuks, it is as wrecks, liable to go to pieces in the first heavy storm. The method of harvesting wheat on the great bonanza ranches of the Da kota is said to have amazed tho for eign Agricultural Commissioners at the World's Fair. To clear up 610 acres of wheat in ono day with 150 bands and forty-five harvesters is a feat which has been paralleled in Cali fornia, Nebraska and other big West ern grain States, but it is doubtful, thinks the Shu Francisco Chrouiele, if any part of Europo can show such rapid work. Life insurance conjpauics are becom ing the holder of enormous masses of capital, notes the New York Tribune. Statistics made public at the last meet ing of the National Association of Life Underwriters show that the companies taking no account of assessment cor porations and societies, hold assets to the value of $800,000,000, that they receive from policy holders about $175,000,000 a year, that their gross income is nearly $220,000,000 annually, and that they pay about $100,000,000 annually to the insured in the form of death losses, surrenders and dividends. Though most people are equipped with thirty-two teeth only, the Shah of Persia appears to be more amply provided for, as we are told that he has just had his fortieth "molar ex tracted. The phenomenon is thus ex plained. The first time his Eastern Majesty suffered from a decayed tooth and had to have it removed his loyal subjects offered him as a solatium a number of presents amounting in all to ten thousand gold sequins. Hav ing thus discovered a new source of supply for his privy purse, the Shah, whenever he feels the want of those little presents that help to maintain the glow of friendship, causes the fact of his hsving another bad tooth to be procluinied by a flourish of trumpets . i all parts of his empire, and the presents begin to pour in. Great Britain has undertaken an other great enterprise in Africa, which will probably have an immense effect in the extension of its empire and tho civilization of the dark continent. It is to erect a telegraph line from Alex andia, in Egypt, directly through the heart of the continent to Cape Town. The preliminary surveys have already been made. The lino will traverse Egypt, the Soudan, the region of the great lakes, and the East Africa Com pany's territory, German East Africa, the Portuguese ossesbious, Mashona land, Khama's country, Bechuanaland, the Transvaal, the Orange Free State and Cape Colony. Contracts have already beet signed for constructing the line for more than half the dis tance, and work is being rapidly pushed, so that the whole is expected to be in working order early next year. The Atlanta Constitution says: Congressman Brosius, of Pennsyl vania, is a man who has a vivid recol lection of his experience during the war. He came near losing his life in the fight with Pickett's forces at Green Plains. He was one of the 300 men who charged across a wheat-field, a third of a mile in width upon a Con federate rifle pit and of the number only 125 came out alive. The Confed erates waited until the sturmiug party wai within twenty-five yards of the pit and then they opened deadly fire, he tells. Brosius, who was a boy of nineteen, Btopped to pick up a wounded comrade, and as he did so a rifle ball pier oed his shoulder, shat tering the blade and making him a cripple for life. He still carries a ujemeinto of that duy in the shape of a pocket diary, which he wore in his Vest. There is the mark of a bullet in it that would have gone through the young soldier's heart if it had not been btopped by the book. HACK AND HEW. Haok and How were the son of Gol In the earlier earth than now ; On. at His rlirht hand, on. at HI left, To obey as He taught them how. And Hook was Mind, aDd How was dumb, But both had the wild, wild heart ; And Ood's calm will was thflr burning will, And the gist of their toll was art. They made the moon and the belted stars, They H the sun to ride s Tbey loosed the girdle and veil of the se3, The wind and the purple tide. Both flower and bnat l-ennath their bands To beauty and Svd outgrew The furious, fumbling hand of Ha"k, And the glorying hand of Hew. Then fire and clay, they fashioned a man, And painted him rosy brown ; And God Himself blew hard In his eyes , "Let tbom burn till toey smoulder down P' And "There V said Hack, and "There P' thought How, "We ll rest, for our toll Is done." But "Kay," the Master Workman said, "For your toll Is Just begun. "And ye who served Me of old as God Shall serve Me anew as man, Till I compass the dream that Is in My heart, And perfect the vaster plan." And still tho crafstsman over his craft, In the vague white light of dawn. With God's calm will for his burning will, While the mounting day comes on, learning, wind-swift, indolent, wild, Toils with those shadowy two The faltering, restless hand of Hack, And the tireless hand of Hew. Bliss Carman, In Atlantic. EVERYBODY'S GOOD FRIEND HI JOHNSON BtTtT. HAT was the name by which he was mo s t frequently designated, al though all of his acquaintances knew very well that his visiting card bore the words, "Mr. Robcrtes Brune." He dressed well, carried in pnblic a cheerful counte nance and an in quiring eye, and, as to business, his desk was in the of fice of a private banking house near Wall street, and he was supposed to be a silent partner of the bankers them selves. He belonged to two or three clnbs and spent much time in each of them, which is not the way of city men of brisk business manner, such as Mr. Brune possessed ; and scores of strangers, brought into one or other of the clubs by city acquaintances who did not know what else to do with them, gratefully remembered Mr. Brune as ono of the evening's chief sources of enjoyment. He had a way of becoming acquainted quickly and of making new acquaintances feel en tirely at ease with him, and he also bad a way of remembering a call or two he had to make, and in w hich he would invite a new acquaintance of the proper sort to join, which was so unlike the custom of New Yorkers in general that men from other cities Cnd without New York connections were likely to feel under obligations to him and also to believe that they bad made the entree of metropolitan society. As time went on, it was remarked at the clubs that Brune himself intro duced many men from out of town, but as all of these were anxious to re pay all courtesies they received, and were fairly able to do it, the members who took most notice of Brune's hos pitality made no objection, for they were the professional club loungers a class of men who never fail to enjoy entertuinments for which other men pay. There pours into the great city a steady stream of men and families who have made money elsewhere and want to spend it where the most pleasure can bo bought. To all these who fell in his way Brune was as hearty as if they had been old friends. He did not introduce them to members of the "Four Hundred," but he explained to them, confident ally, that his own friends were not of that particular set because they did not care to be in it, and that they were quite as good and jefined as most of the people whose names appeared oftenest iu the fash ionable news of the dnily papers a statement which nobody could deny. He would take unwearied pains, too, with families who desired to make the city their home ; he would take them to real estate agents who could be trusted to deal fairly with them, and be knew tho best decorators and up holsterers, nnd dealers in furniture and pictures and bric-a-brac, and he would introduce newcomers iu a man ner which would make them truly grateful. He would also introduce them ta Holdem A- Trust, the bunkers with whom he had his office, taking care first to assure them that there was u great difference between banks iu a gTeat city ; the bigger institutions were mere machines, while Holdem & Trust was a concern modeled after the Eng lish banks, where the accounts were few but large, and where any customer was uiude to feel as much at home as if he were in a friend's parlor which, indeed the business office of the firm greatly resembled in its appointments and quiet. No one ever seemed to find reason to complain of Brune ; h- never took his male acquaintances to gambling houses or got tlit-m drunk, and he never made love to the young ladies of their families tint came to thy city. Indeed, to his newer acquaintances this seemed his only fault ; for a nuui lr of young women who had broken with their original cavaliers, ss be came dumsels who aspired t become city bclKs, found Brune much more to their liking than most of tho city youths with whom, through his kind offices, they became acquainted. He had so much of what women call "style," and he knew how to say nice things, and to suggest new ways of killing time, and to occasionally pro vide pleasant surprise that cost money a faculty which is quite as rare among citv youths, in proortion to their numbers, as in anv couutrv village. To be the wife of such a man ! would be to become a social queen so thought some pretty young women whose knowledge csmo principally from their day-dreams. But Brune seemed provokingly blind to all intimations that there were hearts nt his feet, waiting only to be picked up; even when rallied on le ing a bachelor he would escape by laughing and saying that he was really too poor to marry and do justice to a wife. This appeared strange to many who saw how freely he spent money when he wished to entertain a party ; but he was always able to say truly that a bachelor's personal expenses were comparatively trifling, while to maintain a home in good style in the city cost a great lot of money a statement which heads of families, whether new or old, were always ready to verify from thu depths of personal experience. The truth was, that Brune had started iu lifo with a firm determina tion to marry rich or not at all, and he was keeping himself faithful to that purpose. It cost him terribly, he sometimes told himself, for he was really a susceptible fellow and his heart got a new scar about once a year ; but he wasn't going to win a girl merely to have her taken from him by a matter-of-fact father, who didn't want his money spent by his daugh ter's husband. He was in the market ; if any rich man wanted him for a son-in-law there was a proper way for the rich man to bring the affair about provided the daughter was pleasing. Indeed, Brune was obliged to elude one brilliant opportunity to marry money, both father and daughter be ing willing and anxious ; but the lady was a kittenish creature past forty, while Brune himself was little beyond thirty. But the god of love and the goddess of plenty kept their eye upon him, and there came a time when they seemed to join forces. Miss Adah Moorhart, a handsome damsel from the far West, had set her heart on becom ing Mrs. Brune, and, as she had been accustomed to having her own way about everything else, she did not in tend to be thwarted in her one great est desire. She hsd an able ally in her mother, who held the family purse strings and wanted just such a man as Brune in the family, her own husband having amounted to nothing since he inherited his father's money; Being a prudent woman, she had interrogated her bankers, Messrs. Holdem k Trust, very closely about Brune's business and financial standing; but those gen tlemen declined to say more than that Brune banked with them ; his account, though not very large, was never over drawn ; he had a few thousand dollars' worth of securities in their safe; his business was a commission business, which, in New York, was a term which covered almost anything; but they chanced to know that Brune's own branch of it was of a confidential na ture, and that all the checks he depos ited with them were drawn by houses of good business standing. Behind all this there seemed some mystery which Mrs. Moorhart was determined to solve; but the bankers pleaded bus iness confidence as their excuse for not going into particulars, unless author ized to do so by their customer. From that day Brune's fortune was made, as he half suspected when his bankers told him of Mrs. Moorhart 's visit, for a woman of strong will and abundant leisure will expend a lot of both for the bliss of fathoming a mys tery. Certainly there could not be anything wrong about Brune, or some one would know of it ; no one who knew him said anything but good of him ; besides, had he not always been known as everybody's good friend? Mrs. Moorhart tried to make her borne even more agreeablo to hiiu than it had been, while the daughter let her glorious eyes rest upon him from time to time in a manner which no man with eyes of his own could fail to un derstand. "Mr. Brune," said Mrs. Moorhart one evening, after her daughter had entertained Brune greatly by telling of dashing horseback rides through the wild country a sport she longed to enjoy again, she said, yet dared not hope for until she could go back again to look over 'the family property "Mr. Brune, that property troubles the dead girl more thau a lit tle, uud I would like to consult you about it, if you'll allow me. You're everybody's friend, you know." "I am entirely at your service, my dear madam. " "I heartily wish you were," replied the lady with a sigh. "Much of the Western property which my husband inherited belongs to Adah she is not here, is she?--uo, I thought not. When she came of age, I insisted that tuv hnsbuud should divide the estate, as well as the personal property, and j give her a share, she being our ouly I child ; I wanted her to learn the value of money, and how to take cure of it, instead of growing up a silly, fashion able girl, only to squander the J property of her husband should she ! ever marry. Of course she will inherit i all that remains, in the course of time. She managed it with capital ability while we lived West, where she ; was practically on the ground, but I since we have been East it has not yielded as lnre an income as it should. It is very hard to secure good uents there ; all men of ability ure re,.-tie , until they get into business for them- selves. I would like our portion ct j t he estate properly locked after, too, and we are so desirons of feeling at ease alout it that we would be glad to give a competent person a third of tho entire income for his services. 1 sup pose it would bo presumptuous to hope that you could afford to give tip your business here for something that would bring you not more than twenty five thousand a yenr a sum which wo would gladly guarantee you ; but if you could entertain the idea, I assure yon that you could easily spend a large part of your time in the East." "My dear Mrs. Moorhart," said Brune, trying to keep his heart out of hi mouth, "I am more flattered by vour offer than words con tell. But really, I'm afraid you overrate my business ability. Were I to foil, I would feel unspeakably unhappy ; I would be terribly humiliated should MiB Moorhart find it necessary to dispense with my services, and, worse still, to be found fault with by her, of all women in the world." "I should imagine," said Mrs. Moor hart, slowly and with a confident look, "that yon are clever enough at busi ness to make your position so secure that she could not afford to dispense with your services, and that I wouldn't dare do so. "My dear madam," protested Brune, "I beg von won't think that I cor Id plan to take any advantage in business of a lady of two ladies, indeed. "I didn't suppose anything unfair," was the reply; "all's fair in there 1 I've said more than I intended, but I've supposed that you held my daugh ter in high esteem." "Higher, my dear madam, than 1 ever had for any other woman. But " "You must be less observing than your sex in general if you have not learned that Adah, who is no flighty girl, returns your regard." "I am deeply grateful for your con fidence, my dear madam." "May I ask whether any other woman stands in the way of your act ing upon my suggestion and becoming my daughter's business manager for life?" "None none. By your kind per mission, I will speak to her this even- . ing. "You will make her very happy. But perhaps my suggestion will lead you to neglect business interests of your own." "My own business," said Brune, slowly, "can be dropped at any time without loss that is, any loss to be thought of for a moment while I have such a wife to look forward to." "I have never known just what your business was, but " "It is merely a general commission business," said Brune. "Selling, or buying?" "Well, neither, strictly speaking; that is well, I assure you there is nothing wrong about it, for 'twas through it that I came to be called 'everybody's good friend. ' " Mrs. Moorhart bit her lip, and then smiled aa she asked : "Will you promise to tell mo all about the business as soon as you arc married?" "Upon my honor." "Insist upon an early marriage, then all men do, I believe and I will see that Adah accedes to your wish." The wedding was a splendid affair, according to the newspapers; the bridegroom alone had so many friends and well-wishers that not all of the in vited could get into the church. As to the presents, they were a6 numerous and handsome as might be expected by a bride who was rich and handsome and a man who was everybody's good friend. When the happy couple re turned from the church to the house, the bride's mother didn't fall in tears on her daughter's neck ; she led her son-in-law aside and whispered : "You promised " "Yes, to tell you abont my business. Well, it's been to be everybody's good friend, and be well paid for it, though none of them susect it. Holdem A Trust pay me one per cent, on tho de posits of everyone I've introduced to their bank, yours included ; real estate agent, furniture dealers, grocers, merchants every one, iu fact, with whom my friends do business on my introduction pay me a commission on my friends' business. It's a line of trade I never thought of getting into, because I didn't kuow it existed; but after I'd had some commission pressed upon me, I resolved that the business and I were made for each other. Of course, any commissions I get here after on your trade I will return to you. Perhaps, now you know all, you regret having selected me to munagd your daughter's affairs." Mrs. Moorhart gently boxed her sou-in law's ear and said : "I'm more than ever satisfied that you're just the man for the place and dear Adah will agree with me." Once A Week. Looking (Masses in Coffiiit. One of the ancient customs con uected with Swedish funerals was to place a stnull looking glars iu the I collin of au uutnurried female, so that I w hen the lust trump sounds she might be able to arrange her tresses. It wa.- the pructioe for Scandinavian umideus to wear their hair flowing loosely, while the matrons wore it bound about I the head and generally covered with some form of cap. Hence the unmar ried woman was imagined as awaken- ing at the judgment day with more un tidy looks than her wedded sisters uud more in need of a glass. Westminster Itoview. Central Park is bally tunneled by moles and New York park commis sioners have appropriated 8-j'l to pay for the services of a mole trupper for three months. This man cleared the moles out of the park seven years ago. i He buries lon wire traps iu their holes. He has driven the destructive I animal out of Prospect Purk and Greenwood Cemetery. AN ANIMAL'S EDUCATION. HOW FOUR-FOOTED CIRCTJ3 PER FORMERS ARE TAUGHT TRICKS. A Ring Master Describes the Way In Which Horses, Klepliantw, Dogs and Pigs are Trained. 1 EOPLE who go to circuses an I I and see horses, elephants and l dog perform wonderful tricks d mnt often ask themselves how the animals are taught to do them. A leading ring master supplies interest ing information concerning horses. "The horse," ho says, "contrary to general belief, is tho most rtupid ani mal on earth. He has only ono fac ulty memory. Having forced trick into his head, you must use the short whip when he resists, and give him a carrot when he obeys. Whip and carrots form the secret of the troiner. The horse murt be from five to seven year old. Before that age ho is too spirited, after it his muscles are not elastic enough. "The first thing to do is to accus tom your horse to the ring, to mako bim run round regularly and then to stop at a given signal. To accomplish this the animal is brought into the ring. The trainer holds in his left hand a tether, which is passed into the cavesson, a kind of iron crescent armed with sharp points fixed on thf) nose of the horse. In his right hand he holds the long whip. Behind the animal an assistant with a stout, short whip is posted. The troiner calls on the horse to start, and pulling his tether and smacking his long whip forces him to gallop round. If he re fuses the assistant uses his whip also. If he is obedient he is rewarded with a carrot. To make him stop short the trainer crocks his long whip again, while the assistant with his short whip throws himself suddenly in front of the animal, and tho result is obtained. "The horse has a great objection to kneeling or lying down nt any mo ment. This feat is taught by means of iron bracelets placed on his ankles and attached to a tether held by the trainer, who, by sudden jerks or pulls as he is moving, makes him fall or kneel. The animal remembers tho lessons, and, by dint of whip nnd car rot, ultimately performs them at tho mere command of tho trainer. The horse is taught to dance to music in tho samo way with tho foot brace lets." With respect to dogs, a celebrated trainer, who is now exhibiting a troupe of them, says their education is a work of time and patience. Some times it takes two years. "I use neither sugar nor whip," he informs us. "I take my dog in my hands, talk to him and try to make him under stand whot he is to do. I perform the tricks myself, and tho dogs follow and imitate me." At present he is show ing a carriage dog w hich performs on tho single wire. "I will tell you how I taught him to become au equilibrist. I made him first of all walk on a plank which was balanced to and fro. Tho plank was gradunlly reduced in w idth every day and the movement accel erated. At length the plank dwindled down to a narrow slip; this was re placed by a long, round stic!;, and ul timately the dog found himself on the single wire." Strange to say this dog is blind. Scent is the great quality which enables dogs to perform some tricks. For example, the poodles are taught by their scent. The trainer touches the dominoes which the dog has to play, and the animal, smelling them, picks them out from the rest and plays them. The pig is said to be tho most diffi cult nnimal to train. A clown who ex hibits a troupe of performing porkers does not believe in learned piirs. They are to be taught only by their weak point, their gluttony. "When I have got my young pig," ho says, "I begin on tho principle that I shall obtain nothing from him without satisfying his appetite. I fee 1 him myself, and during a few days I vary his food in order to find out what be likes best. As soon as I have discovered his favorite dish I deprive him ot it completely. This dish is my great talisman. The chief pig I am now performing with prefers beef fat. I put u piece in my pocket. I jump over hurdles ulid the pig follows me, doing likewise, in this way he learns his exercise uud gets his fat. 1 decrease the piece of fnt every duy and r.t lust 1 give him nothing. Should he refuse to work I thrash him till he does, and having completed hi" performance I recompense, bun with his favorite meal." The elephant, on the contrary, is ex tremely intelligent, end his educutioii would be easy but for his cumbersome weight, which forces the trainer to have recourse to cruel means. For in sln"e, to make him raise und hold out his foot an iron ring with sharp points is placed on it, and beint; drawn by a rope the point.- enter the llesh. Th-r elephant, feeling the puin, lifts up his foot and keeps it in the air till the pain ceases. After a few repetitions he re members the paiu, unl at the sight of the iron raise, his foot. His instruct ion, thanks to his intelligence, is soon com pletcd. Some elephant ore taught in less than a fortnight tophiyon a drum, work u tricycle, uud beg on their hind le' S, New York Advertiser. I'sin? Cameras to Check t'ruelty. At a meeting of the Director of the Mu-aehust tts Society for the Preven tion of Cruelty to Animals, President Allell exhibited picture.-, taken With koduks. lie propo-.es to use the ko- .1.1. r, t show not only high cheek rein , and horses mutilated by docking, to gether with owii'-rs who drive and ride them, but aKo ull kiudsof cruelty that cuu be found on cattle cars, in cattle yurds, slaughter hou:-s, markets, horoc-rai'iuji, polo games uud other wise. Button Transcript. FORTITUDE. The soul that suffers and for pntn h stronger Grows great with strength above the strngth of Fnt ; Though years be brief, or though forever longer They wax In pain Hint knows no end or date : Thoneh Time be woeful ; though Time's god are eru-l, His heart is still for love and truth n shrine Where, un'Mnsumed of fire, the altar fuel Burns ever with a llcht and life divine. William Vincent Lyars. Hl MOi: OF THE DAT. Every man with a bright son be lieves in heredity. Atchison Globe. There are always some rare bargains at the meat market. Galveston News. If you want to know a woman's faults, ask her dearest female friend. When the dealers put down the prices on peaches the women put them up. Boston Globe, 'What are you wearing glasses for?" "For my eyes, stupid. S'pose I'm wearing them for corns?" When the colleges open it will bo brawn versus brain, and may the best man win. Rochester Post-Express. H wore a wid hat and a sasb. And stared in sway thnt m bold, But the girls every one adored him. For you see he was four years old. Chicago Inter-Ocean. Many a girl makes a bad blunder in not taking a man at his word when he says, "I am not worthy of your love." Puck. "The pleasantest way to take cod liver oil, " says an old gourmand, "is to fatten pigeons with it, and then eat the pigeons." "I am told that Carson always heaps coals on his enemies' heads." "Well, he is rich and can afford to do such things." Truth. Friend "Well, Tommy, now that you've started to school, what do yu like best?" Tommy "lieccss. "Chi cago Inter-Ocean. Hark, from the toml a doleful sound Comes to us. on and all : It i a maiden down th str"t. Who sings, "After the llall " Detroit Free Press. .Tiggs--"The last I saw of Gayboy he said he was out for a time. I wonder if ho got it?" Jagg "Yes; the judgo gave him ten days." Buffalo Courier. Everything Americnn goes in Frauce. They even want American ser vants there, and have not yet learned that there is no such thing. Boston Journal. Mother "Children, have you said your prayers?" Tilly "Yes, mam ma." "You were very quick about it." "I prayed one-half and Daisy the other." Texas Sittings. The Debutante (aside) "How many verse shall I sing?" The Professor "Do yon want an encore?" The Debutante "Of course." The Pro fessor "One." Boston Budget. She was airy A a fairy. j And no man she'd ever lei T-i thfnt. I gu-ss. i Of heaviness. ' I'ntil "betook to baking bread. IiuftVo Courier. "I read nn account of how a pirl fell over forty feet without killing herself." "Good gracious! How did she do it?" "Tried to get out of a moving street car with exactly twenty men in it. "--Vogue. Hostess "So you are going to be married, Ethel?'' "dirl Friend "Yes. " "I thought you said you intended to remain single." "I did ; but I've been taking lessans in the cooking school, and I dou'l waut t-j waste them." Chips. Mrs. Fanglc "H:ivo yo'i secured o lodger for your second lloor yet, Mr. Gosliu?" Goslin (horrified) "I haven't been looking for i lodger, imubim." Mrs. Fangle "Why, I'm certain my husband told mo you had rooms to let in your upper story." W.iif. Her Friend -"I thought you xver going to murry a man vith a title or forever remain single." Mrs. Nuwcdde - "He has a title, I beg leave to in form you." "What is it, pr:iy?" "I'ueksy darling. I gave It to him myself. " - Indianapolis .loiiruul. "Von quite devoted yourself to that frightful looking Von Slick on the tiaiu the other day, F. I'.th", what on eaith made you do t!eit?" "Well, it was absolutely necessary to pay some attention to him. You ih'U t sup pose I wanted people to think he was my husban II" Brooklyn Life. For two boms the fa-htonablc lady kcit the draper exhibiting his ru.nls, an 1 at the t lid of that period che nn tly nsked : "Are y oi apiite sure you l.Hve shown nn- everything you have?" "No. mid-mi, ' s-aid the draper, w ith 'i ineinuit inc; sm:!e. "I have yet an oh! account in my l-.lgtr which I shtll verv oladlv show you." Tid-Bit. A misguided individual came up to a young lady the other day and cou j.r itiihited hi r r.p.c.i I.cr t iivj t ;euu nt. It may be rational to conirulubile a girl that it is no u.r-e or one ol un certain years o:i not i'ii.n.; her last trick, but neither would be i'..lvi-al le. The lu st thut an eior.ied gi-1 s frie'i hi ivti do is to extend to her tin lr best wishes and try to wi; ii'iold the hc.!l The mail is t he one t- be coti-Tut ulat ed. for he plui";c mt matrimony with la th ey- pen, r. n i it his own fault if he does Lot lUl 1 the !'! for which he sijhs. Brook! v ii Lib-. Ex cry American. Pj si.ieut h-i hue from thrie to tl.n-ty two to-.u., nai-icd fol hnu. Theiv ale thirty eitu.-. and towns ii mo ! Mexm-br Haiml- ion, th.itv 'hi-l oiv., U, nt T.cir W'ebslers, tttintv ii- lil"lc, thilt-li Jallioiins. iinn ('Jays. nn.it eu liu 've, t neuty-one D.-ut'hiM-s.ni'eii'y LiulUc.