THE FOREST REPUBLICAN k bUskd rrnr W4aey, fry J. C. WINK. Offlo In Bmaaxbaaca A Co.'a VuHdiag lm rrairr, tionksta, r. Terms, ... IjOO pr Yr. "'Tll rwiT4 f t awtar ino4 l thrr months. OerrMponUn solicits from tl Mitt f tht eounuy. N. noUcs will k taa ( unmoui ossumnlcaU. ' A RATIS OF ADVERTISING! ORE REPUBLICAN On Bqnar, on. inek, an insertioa. .9 I 0" On Bqnar, on Inch, on month. .., 00 On. Bquara, on. inoh, Urw month.. , 00 On. Hquara, on. inch, on jar.,,. ., 10 00 Two bquaren, on yar ,, IS 00 Quarter Column, on ;w,.,n 80 00 Half Column, on yar . 60 00 On. Column, on yar . 100 W LKal KdTfirtlM miita tea end pr Uaa aoh liiMrtioci. Marriage and death notion. rratts. All bills tor yearly advertisement enf VOL. XXVI. NO. 25. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, OCT. 11, 1893. $1.50 PER ANNUM. quarterly. Temporary adrertlasmaat I b paid in adrano. Job work -oash on delivery. A Wandering bicyclo riders havo lately cansod a vast increase in tho business of wayside iuns. Tho Forostry Department of India is successfully naturalizing the inahog any troo in Bangalore. Labrador, a country -which wo nl ways associato with Arctio snowdrifts, loeborgs. etc., has 000 species of flowering plants, flfty-nino ferns and over 250 species of mosses and lichens. Handkerchief)) were first mado for tho market at Paisley, Hcotland, iu 1743, and sold fur about $1 each. Last year it is computed that 80,000,000 dozen wcro sold in tho United Htates, Many Germans aro leaving Kansas and Bottling in Maryland. Tho groat West has been over-boomed, and thou sands of people want to get away, says tho Atlanta Constitution in explana tion. An English woman of great wealth claims that the clergy pay so much at tention to the poor that ahe could not got on to attend her husband when ho needed spiritual consolation. She admits a great deal, is tho comment of tho Atlanta Journul. Venice is in hopos of reviving her ancient maritime prosperity. Im portant .harbor-works have beon going on for the last twenty years to form tho "Lido Tort," which probably will be eady for vessels next year, although tho works will not bo concluded till 18D5. Once in St. Taul, Minn,, a $1.00--day laborer had lung trouble. Ho went to Southern California and began keeping boos. Last year he sold $40,000 worth of honey. Bees do well iu Sqnthcrn California, for flowers bloom at all seasons, and they keep on laying up honey for tho winter that never cornea. Great joke on'tlio boos, isn't it? The Western Tobaoco Journal ad duces figures to show that the annual pcr-capita consumption of manufac tured tobacco in this country, on a basis of 05,000,000 population, is flvo and ono-third pounds, costing not less ' than 85 at retail No other country approaches the United States iu tho amount and value of tobacco consumed per capita. Tho wheat outturn will not exoeed 443,000,000 bushels, acoording to the American Agriculturist's own reports, and of its interpretations of Govern ment returns, compared to 614,000, 000 as tho averago for tho last two seasons and 400,000,000 bushels in 1890. Nearly 2,500,000 less acros were devoted to wheat than last year, and .the bulk of this decrease was in the surplus States, which bid fair to have 78,000,000 fewer bushels than last year, and 125,000,000 bushels un der the surplus States' product of 1891. Princo Bismarck made a suggestive statement in his address to an organi zation of schoolmasters. lie drew a comparison between the French and the German systems of education, showing tho bearing of the latter in the unity and strength of tho Nation. He dislikes tho French system because it ineuleates "National vanity and ignoranoe of tho geography and history of other Nations." No Nation excels Germany in its educational system, and the ex-Chauoellor well knows the ad vantage of making tho Gorman school "a specino institute, like a corps of officers. " Great excitement prevails in France owing to tho discovery that, of tho twenty-eight companies which own the various submarine cables which en circle tho globe as with an iron net, no less than nineteen are English," and thut during the recent troubles in con nection with Siam the dispatches ad dressed to the French Government from the far east wore read aud known at ihe English Foreign Office several hours before their delivery in Paris. France is, in fact, entirely dependent upon English compuuies for cable com munication with her various colonial dependencies, including even Tunis, and actually goes so fur as to grant a State subsidy of $(50,000 per annum to the English "African Direct Telegraph Company," whose lines she is obliged to use iu order to reach her possessions on the west coast of Africa. ' Of the twenty-eight cable companies only two are French, one Danish, three North American aud three South American. Indeed, of tho 125,000 miles of sub marine cable which constitute tho sub marine telegraphic system of the world, more than three-quarters are in the hands of the English, who are placed thereby iu a singularly advantageous position with respect to other nationalities. From Chicago comes a loud protest against street parados, which are char actcrized as a nuisance uui tnclisii silverware is much in domand in tho United States just now, and genuine pieces, especially those of historio interest, fetch high prices. Weathor forecasts in Great Britain grow more acenrato every year, and the meteorological council announce with pride that eighty-four per cent. of thoso givon last year woro' suocoss- fuL Throe years ago nearly seventeen per cent, of the storm warnings were not fulfilled, but now tho rata has fallen to seven per cent. Tho park policemen of San Francisco use the lariat to stop runaway horses, and all are experts with tho rope. Tho Captain of tho Golden Goto Park squad says his men "can stop a horso within a distance of fifty yards without the slightest danger to themselves," and he implies, though he doesn't distinctly say so, without danger to the runaway or its ridor. Tho Chinese are- the most lightly taxed poople in the world. They have no Chancellor of the Exchequer wor ried over budget-making. All the land there oolongs to the btate, and a trifling sum per acre, nover alterod through long centuries, is paid as rent. This is tho only tax in the country, and it amounts to about $5 per head yearly. Two little girls, Gertrude and Ethel Hodgor, who are wards in chancery and heiresses to $100,000 each, were rocently arraigned as vagrants in a London police court. Thoir fortunes are bo aecurely locked up iu chancery that by no process of law can any of the money be obtained until the chil dron are of ago. They are at present practically destitute, and unable to procure dooent surroundings, clothiug or education. The beauty Of tho olm is more than skin doep, says the New York Post, and a high light of forestry gives it the first rank as a shade tree, both for streets and parks, because it is like wiso strong, vigorous, and can be grown in so many places. The leaves are so tough that dust has little effect on them. Certain kinds of maples also have a good stand ing for shade, beauty, and rapid growth, though the soft maple is use loss for heavy shade. Oak trees, tho English and the Turkish, though rarely seen as shado trees in our streets, take high rank for that nse. Says the New York Tribune : "It may not bo flattering to our vanity, but it is a foot, nevertheless, that Europe doos not take nearly as much interest in America as America takes in Europe. This has long been indi cated by the paucity of American news in the European press ; and it is now foroibly brought to our attention by the indifference of Europe to the greatest Exposition that has ever been held. The average European classes tho United States with Australia, Madagascar, South Africa and other out-of-the-way countries, whose do ings can' have no possible interest for him. This being so, tho wonder is not that there have been so few Euro pean visitors to the Fair, but that any one in this couutry should havo ex pected thorn to come. " As a result of his investigations, Pro fessor MoCook estimates the army of tramps in tho United States at 45,845. Practically all of them are in the prime of lifo and in good health, with noth ing to prevent them from earning a livelihood, three-fifths of thorn having trades by which to support themselves, and nine-tenths able to read aud write. And yet they are loafers and non-pro-duoers, refusing to assuroo the obliga tions of citizenship, and are a mere burden to society. At a conservative estimate, their maintenance costs tho public $3.50 a week, eighty-four cents of which is spent for spirits and to- bucoo ; and if to this is added police and hospital charges, the expense is increased to $4.40 a week, as much as it costs to support the most dangerous criminal. Tho aggregate sum thus required to keep tho tramp army in motion is $0,109,000 a year, a sum double the cost of the Indian bureau, aud moro than ouo-quurter of the an nual interest of the public debt. Worse thau this, tho army is a con stant meuuco to public morals and publio health, the greater that it is al ways iu motion, iu that of those who are ill by far the lurger proportion suffer from exceedingly loathsome and contagious diseases. The trump evil is thus a most pressing one, not only because of its demoralizing effects up on industry, but because of the moral and physical dangers to which it ex poses the working population. BWWO HIGH AND 6WINO LOW. Swing high and swing low, wbilo the breezes they blow It's off for a sailor thy father would go : And it's horo in the harbor, In sight of the soa, Ha hath left bis woe babe with my song and with me "Swing high and swing low, While tho breeze they blow !' Swing high and swing lor, whllo the breezes they blow It's oh for the waiting as weary days go 1 And it a oh for the beartacho that smltoth me when I sing my song over and ovor again : "Swing high and swing low, While the breezes they blow !" "Swing high and swing low" the sea slngeth so, And it walleth anon in its ebb and its flow And a sleeper sleeps on to that song of the sea, Nor recketh he ever of mine or of me I "Swing high and swing low, While the breezes they blow IfM off for a sailor thy father would bo !" Eugene Field, In Chicago Herald. A LOVE LETTER, BT 8. A. WE IBS. QUIRE MADDOX an 4- n A l. t r a reading the leading , vuunuig Willi toast and indigna tion at a fierce ed itorial attack upon his own political party. "Confounded nonsense a n d i d - Wrtfjfy iocy I" he exolaimed, , rf t length, as he con temptuously tossed aside tho paper. "Hero, Eva, child, another cun of coffee !" As his daughter received the empty eup, he noticed something of an ex pression of sadness on her usually bright face, and his conscience re proached him as being the cause of it. Since tho death of hia wife, whom he had tenderly loved, his daughter had been dearer to him than anything on earth, and he did not liko to see her looking unhappy. "What is tho day's programme, Evie?" he asked, quite mildly. "Hadn't you better drive down with mo to Chestjr and see the Lyne girls while I call on my lawyer?" "No, thank you, papa. The Lyne girls are coming hero to tea and cro quet this afternoon. "Aht And who have -yon to meet them?" Eva's hand was a little unsteady as she poured out the coffee, and her aunt, Miss Maddox, quietly answered for her : "Young Mr. Moffit and his sister, and tho Harmon girls and Jack Biver ton, and Mr. Patton will bring a friend with him." The (quire's brow darkened. "Wasn't Jack Biverton here yoster day?" "No, not yesterdoy. " "Well, tho day before then. Seems to me ho is always here. Pity his father don't keep him more closely to his desk in his office, or that he can't find some other place thau my house in which to pass his superabundant leisure. And I don't see. " he added. frritubly "I don't see why he should have beon invited here, when I have already expressed my objection to I LIE "He is not particularly invited. "his sister answered. "It in only the seo ond meeting of our little croquet club all that we can find to amuso us in this dull country neighborhood. And. of oourse, you can't blamo him for coming with the rest." Eva s soft, dork eyes hod filled with tears. "Papa," she said, with a little tremor iu her voice, "why do you ob ject to Mr. Biverton? Everybody likes him but you. " Ihe squire hesitated a full half min ute, as he make a pretenso of care fully buttering his egg. 1 nave nothing against the yonnir man's character," he said at length, still more impatiently, "but I don't like him. personally that is, his ways. I wish to hear and see no more of him if possible. I object decidedly, Eva, to your accepting tho attention which he has receutly been paying you, and I must request you, Matilda, not to enoourage his visits here. " "I am sure I don't enoouracre him." Miss Matilda replied, bristling a little, woll aware in her own mind that Mr. Biverton needed no encouragement from her. "But I oan't understand. brother, what you can find lo object to in Jack Biverton's manners. Every I one says they are delightful, ond you never found fault with him until lately." I hat is i list li. His mnuneis have entirely changed of late. When r. man comes courting my daughter" this in a very possitivo tone of voiuo "i lilte him to appear us a man, and a man of sense and biuiuoes. He should come to mo in the first place and sy frauklv that be wishes my ooiixoiit to his ad dressing my daughter as he er finds that ho er has a regurd for her. or something plain and simple of that kind. But Biverton is a epoony, ud is making a fool of hiinvelf. If there is anything that 1 thoroughly despise, it is to see a tall young fellow !iko thut languishing around a woman, mukiii sheep's eyes at her on all occasions even in church and dawdling about for hours in the moonlight, r"peatiuu' poetry and calling her durliug and dourest, aud other such baby numes. It's disgusting !" Here ivu, whose cheeks had been graduully assuming the hue of the damask rose which was pinned at her throut, suddenly leaned back iu ber chair and burst into tears. She knew now that papa must havo ovorheard that talk between herself and Jack, when they sat in the moon light under tho drooping roses right beneath his open window. And she had never dreamed that papa could bo mean enough no, she would not say that but unfeeling enough to listen. As she softly cried, with her dainty handkerchief pressed to her eyes, sho heard her father's concluding words : "When you find a man making love in this idiotio way, you may bo posi tive of one thing that the love is only skin-deep, and that ho will make an indifferent, if not a bad husband. For this reason I objoct to Mr. Jack Bivcr erton conrting my daughter. " That evening, in the quiet twilight interval between tea aud croquet, Eva took occasion to convey to Mr. Biver ton a warning hint of what her father expected of them in the future. Jack knew as did most of the squire's acquaintances that despito a "good heart at bottom," the old gen tleman was apt to take up absurd and unreasonable prejudices, and to stick to them with tenacious obstinacy especially when he found himself op posed. But on this occasion the young man's spirit rose in high rebellion, and it took all Eva's influence to pacify him. "No, Jack," she said, with a gentle firmness, in reply to his excited re marks, "yon must not speak to papa at present. It would ouly make mat ters worse while he is in this mood. We can do nothing but wait and see if in time he won't yield to more reason able impressions. " "In time!" repeated Jack, im patiently. "Why, Evie, he don't change hi views on any subject within five years' time." "Well," she said, with a sigh, "I suppose we shall have to wait, even if it is as long as that." One day the squire, returning from his morning ride, found his daughter and hiB Bister seated in the pleasant little sitting-room opening upon the garden. Eva's white fingers were deftly fashioning some rose-colored ribbons into dainty knots and loops. "What are those for?" her father inquired, as he seated himself in his own big arm-chair and unfolded his paper while glancing admiringly at the silken stuff. "To wear at the lawn party this evening, papa. And you will go with us,' of courser "A lawn party? Ah, I had for gotten! Well, where is it to be at the Lyons' ?" "At the Bivertons'," Miss Maddox said. He scowled as he roughly shook out his paper, "I don't wish to interfere with your pleasures or enjoyments, Evo," he said, "but I would rather that you should not go to this party at tho Bivertons'." She knew that when her father ex pressed a wish, it was intended as a command, and her hands dropped listlessly into her lap, crushing the crisp ribbons. Tears forced them selves between the long lashes, and she presently rose and quietly loft the room. Then Miss Maddock lookod up from her own work, and there was some thing unusual in hor expression. Archibald, she said, gravely, "I have something to say to you. I would warn you not to carry this matter too far, nor to be too hard upon Eva and Jack Biverton, lest you drive her into open disobedience Mid oven an elopement." "An elopement !" His sister took from the little work box which Eva had left on the table a folded letter. "I found this here, just where you see that sho keeps it. Perhaps I ought not to have read it, seeing that it is a love letter ; but, under the cir ouiustances, I consider it my duty to let you know the contents. Will you road it, or shall I do so?" The squire replied with inarticulate grunt, which a sort of his sister interpreted in Jier owj accordingly commenced aloud : way, and reading, " 'My owa precious angel, Eva ' " t'Bah !" said the squire, with an ex-pressiou-of unutterable disgust. " 'since a cruel and relentless fate at pres ent forbids our meeting, 1 ean but take this unsatisfuetory method of oonmiuntcatiug with you, and teiliug you, my own dearvst darling, of how unspeakably and uuutturulily tleur you are to me. " "The fool!" muttered the squire. " 'Oh, my soul's bolovod ' " "For heaven's sake, Matilda, spare me any moro of that sickening and idiotio stuff! Why, it's worse even that I would have thought Jack Biver- ton capublo of. What wero you say ing about an elopement? "It in this," answered his sister, glancing down the page : " 'I Huil thut I canuot exist apart from you, and siueo your uufueliug luthur ' " "Humph!" " ' will not cousont to our union, we must take our fortunes into our own bumls and dffy uny earthly power to koep us r.iumler.' " "The rascal!" cried tho etsrliug erect iu his chair. squire, But his sister put out her hand, ''(.'precatiugly. "Hear the rest, Archibald !" "Not another word! The idua of a ravul nu-1 idiot liko that presuming to court my daughter " "But ut leabt hear the lust lines : " 'GooJ-uljht, my soul's beloved ! May neujs fnu ycu to slumber with their frj-(.rni'X-lailrn winys ! uud iu your an'iins V.iia'i of your own devoted " MnrHiiiAi.u Maddox.' " There was a bluuk, bewildered psn:ie. "What does this menu, Matilda? What letter is that?" His sister quietly handed it to him. "It is one which you wrote over twouty years ago to thy woman whom yon loved and married Eva Chcsnoy. Your daughter found it a few days ago among somo old letters and papers iu tho attic closet." The squire looked over tho fadod and torn sheet as one in a dream. "I wonld not have beliovcd that I could ever hove written in a stylo such at this," ho said, in a strangely sub dued voice. "And yet you woro a devoted hus band and made your wife a happy woman." Ho read tho letter through, and a moisture gathered in his eyes. "We nro apt to forgot apt to for get!" ho muttered, as he refolded it. Just then Eva entered tho room. "I must put away my work," sho said, apologetically, and there were traces of tears in her eyos. Her father put out his hand, and drew her gently to her former seat. "Sit down, dear, and finish your ribbons. 1 will take you over to the Bivertons' this evening." And Eva never knew until after her marriage to Jack Biverton what had caused so sudden a change in her father's views and sentiments in regard to that subject. SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL. The average woman lives longer than the average man. All medical authorities hold that fruits are essential to prolongation of life. Attempts have been made to coun terfeit meteorites, because they are bo valuable, but without success. According to the tracks found in a stone quarry in Connecticut, a bird with a foot eleven inches in length in habited those parts. Dr. Brown-Sequard says that press ing in the neighborhood of the ear, es pecially in front of the right one, will stop a fit of coughing. . Tho bydrographio office at Washing ton is disposed to attribute the heat and drought in Europe this season to the scarcity of icebergs in the North Atlantic. The Chicago Common Council has empowered the Mayor of tho city to negotiate for the erection of garbage crematories of a capacity of 100,000 tons a day. Criminals aro usually of weak phys ical organization. In 1885 sixty seven per cent, of the men in French prisons and sixty per cent, of the women were sent to tho hospital at some time during the period of incar ceration. The narrowest part of tho Strait of Florida, through whioh the Gulf Stream flows at tho rate of five knots an hour, is fifty miles wide, and has a mean depth of 350 fathoms. If this wore stopped up the climato of this country in winter would be totally changed. A recently constructed submarine boot, destined for tho French Navy, is moved by electricity, carries a crow of twelve men, and cun romain under water for two hours. It is planned to lodgo under an enemy's vessel a tor pedo powerful enough to break a big steamer in two. A. D. Bisteen, in a recently pub lished paper in the Astronomical Jour nal on a new method for determining the direction of tho sun's motion through space, concludes that he has obtained results which not only show the reality of suoh motion, but that its rate is 10.9 miles per second. fter two years' trial with pine, oak and greenheart in the Suez Canal Com pany's arsenal basin at Port Said, it has been found that while the pine und oak are almost entirely destroyed by the "taret," or borer worm, the greenheart haa suffered no injury whutevor. This wood is a native of British Guiana. Experiments with a bicycle fitted out with a small chemical tank and tire axe are being made by a South Boston lire company. The bicyclo has cushion tires and with its whole outfit woighs about sixty pounds. Tho tank holds about two gallons of ohomical, which amounts as au extiuguishcr to about twelve pails of water. It is popularly supposed that the sudden downpour which usually fol lows a bright Hash of lightning is in some way caused by the flash. Me teoroU gists have proven that this is not the case, and that, exactly to the contrary, it is not only possible but highly probable that tho sudden in creased precipitation is the real cause of the flash. A Curious Indian Kcllc. wot long ogo tnere was dug up in Ashland a curious stone with some dim and crude inscription upon it. It be ing shown to an old Oregon pioneer he prouounoed it a teiuauewas stoue, worn as a breastplate by the ancient Indian priests. It hus holes in the upper corners by which it may be hung upon the priest's neck. It carries upon it a pieturo of the sacred wigwam, aud at one end of the wigwam stands the totem polo, on tho top of which a little flag was huug thut wurned the evil spirits off while the priest performed his divine func tions iu the sacred house or wigwam. This temauewas may coincide with the breastplate of tho Ephod, worn by tho aucieut Hebrew priests, so that tho pieturo of tho wigwam on this stone may represent the primary an cestor of all ihe temples ever dedi cated in the world, and all lings and liberty poles of all ages and countries may possibly be the hueul descendants of th j original totem represented on the stone. Probably this Ashland stone is tho only oiiu of the kind now iu existence. Ashluud (Oregon) Tid ings. Of the 200,000,000 natives of India but 2,000,000 cau speak Eugliah, tho language of the rulers. HUNTING FOR BIG GAME. THE PERIM OF ELEPHANT SHOOT INO IN SOUTH AFRICA. Laws for the Protection of Rlephanti Tho Heaviest Tusk In the World at tho Fair. TIT HE heaviest olophant tusk in I the world, so far as known, is I at the World b Fair in the . & Capo Colony exhibit. It is seven and a half feet long and weighi 158 pounds. At the thickest part it is about six inches through. The mate to it, which is a little lighter, is in the museum at Cape Town. There is an elephant tusk largor than this, be longing to tho King of Siam, but it is not so heavy. Ihe elephant who carried these monstrous tusks more than 800 pounds of ivory, or twice the weight of an average man was killed in the Zambesi conntry, South Africa, some years ago.. Ho was about fourtoon feet high and was a genuine king of tho for est who would have dwarfed Jumbo himself. Elephant hunting is the first of all sports with the gun, but the slaughter oi tnese great animals has been bo pro digious since tho Arabs aud other traders have sold breach-loading rifles to the tribes throughout Africa, that many fear their siieedv extermination. However, Bobcrt Lee, who is one of the men in charge of the Cape Colony exhibit, and who has traveled much in the elephant country, thinks that the groat beast will hold on for many gen erations yet. Africa is so vast, many regions ore so difficult of access, and the elephant is so tenacious of life, he says, that man cannot kill all his tribe as he has slaughtered the buffalo in America. "Elephant hunting is extremely uungorous, said Mr. Lee. "I know of no other sport in which tho hunter is so liable to become the hunted, am not a sportsman mvself. and have nover tried to kill an elephant. but I was once with others who thought iney would accomplish such a feat. "In 1887 I accompanied Colonel Carrington's expedition into the conn' try north of the Transvaal. While rid ing along through an open country we saw a herd of elephants. I think there were about twenty of them. Wo came closo enough for a shot. The Colonel called for his elephant gun ana Diazea away at the elephants. In stantly the wholo herd dartod toward us, trumpeting fiercely and really presenting a most terrifying appear ance. None of us paused for another shot, but turned our horsos and gal loped away as fast as we could, tho elephants in full ohaso. So far as we knew, tho Colonel's bullet had missed entirely. "My horse was not au especially good one, ana l Drought up tho rear of that Hying column. An elephant, de spite his awkward appearance, can run very fast, and 1 began to think of my . t . ... .. sins, my norse Bteppea into a hole, stumbled, fell and threw me over his head. I wasn't much hurt, and jumped to my feet instantly and seized the horse's reins. The animal wasn't much hurt, cither, and I got him to his feet and was on his back and off again in about fifteen seconds, I think. I don't know how close the elephants were to me when 1 fell, for I never looked back, I overtook the rest of the party, and whon we stopped the ele phants were to be eeeu no longer. People who aro fond of a chase with plenty of danger in it should hunt tho elephant. I don t care for it myself." Mr. Lee says he has seen many herds of elephants along the Zambesi Bivcr. and they are still more plentiful further north. Though Cape Colony has been settled about aa Jong as tho United States, there are still some elephants in a portion of its mountainous region, known as the Knysai country. Thev are supposed to be about five hundred in number, and protected by tho Gov ernment. Elephants are said to grow larger south of the Zambesi than north of it. There are considerable herds in the country of Kahnia, King of the Bow longs. This man is the most advanced of all the South African kings or chiefs. He has provided a set of game laws for his couutry, aud they are rigidly enforced. Hence in the large territory over which he rules tho elo phauts uro increasing in numbers rather than diminishing. Khama, nat urally a man of good disposition, is largely under the influence of a Pres byterian missionary, a Scotchman. aud a very enlightened and a humane man. 'I know Khama very well." said Mr. Leo, "as I accompanied one of the expeditions of the English into his country. He is a remarkable man in appearance, as well as in character. lie is at least six feet four inches tall. and enormously fat. He received us kindly aud asked us muuy questions. He was greatly pleasud with our olothes, and discarded his African at tire in fuvor of a suit liko ours." Proper Kittlug Position. "A proper sitting position. " sovs somebody, "requires that tho snino shall bo kept straight, aud thut the support needed for tho upper part of tho body shall be felt iu tho right place." Therefore, sit as fur back as possible iu the chair, so thut the lower eud of tho spiue shall be braced ut tho buck of tho seat. New York Times. Big fallloriilti Buses. N. W. Hcudder has upou his desk a mummoth rose of the Houehu Coucha variety. It measures six inches across, whilo exactly two feet of tupo is re quired to find tho circumference. This extra large specimen wuu grown upon a bush which hus yielded some forty blossoms almost as lurgo us this one. I'etuluma (CuL) Courier. FOR LOVE'S SAKE, Ayo love me, sweet, with all tby heart, Thy mind, thy soul, and all thou art And hop'st to bo love mo with love That naught beneath the heavens may move ; Yet say not wherefore ; say not why Thou loveet slnee in these do Ho Tho seeds of death to Love, but say, Thou lovest, and must lovo alway 1 For should'st thou love somo witching grace Of word or manner, form or face Should thy heart's worship thus be bought By any gift that Time hath wrought, So art thou false to Love's pure creed, And like to fall in sorest need : But love for Love's dear sake, I pray. Then shalt thou love me, sweet, alway ! Zitella Cocke, in Llppincott'S. 1IL310R OF THE DAT. It is thyme that makes the old man sage. Well dono The farmer who falls in with bunko men. Philadelphia Call. The quickest way of smoothing rough characters is to iron them. Texas Sif tings. Many a fond parent does not get to sleep until after the bawl is over. Boston Globe. Even when the acrobat is bending the crab on the front lawn he is, figura tively speaking, on the back stoop. Detroit Free Press. Geography Teacher "Tommy, how is the earth divided?" Tommy "Er, not at all ; cause everybody most wants it all." Chicago Inter-Ocean. "Smith's business is going along like clockwork." "Pooh, his place is in the hands of a reoeivcr." "That's it, being wound up." Chicago Inter Oceau. Dinklo "Funny thing about Not rich and his new piano." Dankle "Is, ch?" Dinkle "Yes; plays it by ear and pays for it by note." Buffalo Courier. . Arrival "Can I put up at this house?" Clerk "I suppose so. Got any baggage?" Arrival "No." Clerk "How much do you want to put up?" Detroit Free Press. Mrs. Jones "Is your wife at home, Mr. Wilbur?" Wilbur "Not certain, but if you'll hold that screen door open half a minute you'll hear from her." Cleveland Plain Dealer. The Consolation of Matrimony : She "I suppose you would have been happier if you had not married me?" He "Yes, darling, but I wouldn't have known it." Life's Calendar. Prisoner "But I would rathor tell my own story. Don't you think it would bo believed?" Lawyer "Yes. that's tho trouble. It would carry conviction with it. " Harlem Lifo. "You seem to liko the Colonol, Uncle Mose?" "Yes, Bah; he's bo gentlemanly, sab !" "Gentlemanly, in what way?" "With his money, sah, with his monoy." Buffalo Courier. Tenor "Sir, this music is a trifle too high for mo." . Mauager "Let us take it a note lower." Tenor "Oh, half a note would do." Manager (solemnly) "Here, sir, we never do things by halves !" Tit-Bits. Mr. Baldboy (smiling kindly) ' 'The waves are using you rudely. Will you permit me to assist you to the shore?" Miss Waterly "Never mind, thank you. Ihe waves may bo rude, but they ore not fresh." Brooklyn Life. Mr. Sinker (in searoh of a bonrdinir- house) "There is no limit to the diet, I presume, madam?" Boarding-house Keeper (proudly) "No Umit, sir. During the last year five of my boarders died from over-eating. " Tit-Bits. "Mr. Metemau," said tho young wife with great severity to her butch er, "those last eggs you sent mo were all spoiled, and unless you chaugo your old hens for now ones I shall bo obhgod to trade somewhero else. Chicago Bccord. Baudom Observer "Pardon me. but what are you putting down in your note-book? World s Fair Visit or "Oh, I'm just putting down tho things that have mode an indelible im pression upon my memory so that I won't forget thom. "- Chieugo Bocord. Freshleigh (to stranger at a recep- ion)--"Gud, this is a funny house! I came here to-night without an invita tion." Stronger "Ho did 1. How did you come here?" Frcshleiuh Just wulked in. How did vou como here?" Stranger "Just walked in. It's my house." Vogue. He was a small man, tho conductor of au electrio car, ami she was u large, powerful looking womuii. "I wunt oil to put me off ut Concord street," she said. Ho viewed her majestic tig. ure for a moment, und ro plied : ".Mud am, I will stop the ear und let you get n. riuvi xorkl ress. I suppose the panic hasn't struck you yet, Mr. (iotrox? "It hasn't. h? Here I've got more'u $10,000 that I can't act people to borrow at 11 they're all afraid to go into busi ness any deeper, if these times keeps p a little longer I'll laud iu the poor- house in six mouths. " Indianapolis ouriiul. A judge, iu crossiuc tho Irish Chan nel one stormy night, knocked against well-known wittv luwver who wad suffering terribly from seasickness. Cau I do auvthing for you?" said the judge. "Ves," gasped the seasick yer, "I wish your lordship would overrule this motion." White Moim- tuiueir. Chidlio "I hate to say anvthiiur ill f a dead man, but tho doosid law vers ho have been looking over Tippvr- on a pupers huve bwought to liirht iugs that showed him to be ii- emeii. I huppio "How! What did they find?" Chollie "Evwy time ho oaiiud auv money to any of tho men in the club he mado a memowauuuui of it." ludiauapuliu Journal. A