TEE FOREST REPUBLICAN U abuha vry WeaMiAiT, ty J. E. WENK. Offlotln Bmaaxbaufh A Co.'t VullUii Kuf rraxrr, tiomsta, r. RATIS OF ADVERTISING I FOREST REPUBLICAN, One 8qnu-, one inoh, on Inwrtiaa,.! If' One Kqture, on inch, on month. .,, I 00 One Square, one Inoh, three month. , 00 On Square, one inch, on year.... . . 10 09 Two Bquares, one year iW Quarter Column, one year... .,.... ""00 Half Column, one year WOO On Column, on year. 100 V Legal aivertiseraaaU ten eeat per Ha eacb ueertion. Terms, I.SO Uimi(fi and death notion gratia All blllstor yearly aaveruiemenw He nkaertptleat rflTea f t UMrtai period tfeft three menlhe. Oorraepondmee (elicit frm il Mrtfl f th eonnirv. N utile vtU Ufcta ml tMaymeiu oatiuasleUou. quarterly. Temporary advertisements be paid in advance. Job work ab bn delivery. VOL. XXVI. NO. 23. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 27, 1893. $1.50 PER ANNUM. Tho way to stop tho grado-eropsing laughter is to mnko tho railroads pay for killing people. Over 81,000,000,000 of tlio scenritiei of tlio United States, micli oh railroad, State, municipal end United States bonds, are hold in Europo. Tho Atlanta Constitution think" peppermint must bo n profitable crop. It is stated that a Michigan funnel mado $11,000 out of it this year, Tho Chicago Times figures that all civilized countries nro it on I Buffer- .ing because of a rebound from extrav agance, speculation, overproduction and wild dissipation. Tho new pastor of tho Duryen Pres byterian Mission in Brooklyn, N. Y., has tried, unsuccessfully, tho experi ment of having young lady ushers in the church in order to got young men to attond. In tho United States 0,000,000 farm hands raise half as much grain as (, 000,000 iu Europe. Thus the uso of proper machinery makes ono farm laboror iu this country worth three in Europe A physician maintains in tho Medi cal Journal that it is not poverty of diet ho much as monotony of diet that exercises an niihealthful influence on tho poor. As a matter of fact they eat Ifongcr" food than tho rich, more bread, meat and si mplo vegetables, but their cookiug iB rude, and they eat tho samo things tho whole jear through. People who are well to do, or who aro better cooks, get more variety with fewer things, and always have some thing to tempt tho appetite. Sonp can bo mado to reaemblo greasy dish water, or it can bo mado a really savory - and nutritious thing, and there aro a hundred different ways of serving pota- toes. Tho physician thinks that free cooking schools would bo a first rate thing in tho tenement districts. Hays D. Brock, in tho British Fort nightly Review : "The American poo- pie are now tho moist comfortably housed, tho boot clothed and tho best fed people in tho world. This won derful progress has never been moro marked than it is at present. In the field of science there is an netivo re search and investigation, producing results that aro a constant surprise. Inventive genius is continually do vcloping new and better methods and applianoes by which labor is lightened, There is wonderful activity in all lines of industry, which turns out finer products iu greater abundance from the looms, the mills and tho factories, aud at lower price thun ever before. Tho opportunities for education by schoojs, colleges aud free libraries have been constantly increased. Never before has religious aud philanthropic thonght been more awakened and gen erous efforts more freely exerted to relievo the suffering, to provide for tho needy and minister to the unfortunate. All of these facts indicate, a great ad vance on right lines to a higher, better and purer civilization than has ever beforo existed in the world's history." Experiments that are uow being made with tho palmetto in Florida point to tho growth of a new and profitable industry from tho prolilic scrub growth of tho Florida forests aud fields. It has been proved that the leaf of the saw palmetto can bo ground into a pulp w hich makes an ex cellent article of hollow-ware for do mestic and other uses, aud the present experiments are expected to prove the adaptability of this material to the making of all kinds of paper. For some time past tho peculiar eabbuge liko substance in the top of tho cab bage palmetto has boen used with the tender tops as well, as a fibre in tho manufacture of parchment. It iB now proposed to obtain cheap paper fibre from tho ordinary scrub plant. Some of this pulp has been Biiccessfully worked up by o manufacturing cou- cent iu Bostou into puils, tubs, basins and other hollow-ware. Tjio supply of saw palmetto is practically inexhaust ible in Florida. Millions of acres are covered with it, and when cut down to tho ground it grows up again two or threo limes a veur. Tho Florida Times-Union, commenting on its pro' jectod use, says that for a plant that grows without cultivation, and in such inexhaustible quantities, the eaw pal uictto bids fair to have "more money iu it than most of the cultivated crops of Florida," and adds: "A fibre made from the loaf cuu be used profitably by upholsterers wherever curled hair, moss, or 'excelsior' is used ; tho root cau be turned into brushes of almost endless forms aud innumerable Uses; and the poplar aud other wood pulps of commerce are now likely to find a daucrous rival in palmetto pulp." BUTTERCUPS. Jennie was watching the cows home, lown by the meadow bars alone, And her eyes were as blue as her bonnet Jennie was only a fnrmnr's lass, And she lut down tho bars so the oows could para Out ot the waving, blue-cyod grass, With buttercups sprinkled upon It. Jennie was watching young Farmer Payne Picking a buttercup out of the lane Stephen was strong and merry. ! 'Jennie !' she heard hor mother call, Dut there at her side stood the furmor tall, And her cheeks grew as rod as a chorry. I'm coming, mother 1" she turned to go, Dut 8tophen stood at tho path bolow, And there went Daisy and Doss and Flo over Into the clover, riis arms were strong as her waist was slim, "I'll keep you till every cow gets In, Or tell me the name of your lovor." 'Jennie, Jennie 1 'tis getting late," Came mother's voice from the farmhouse gate, But Jennie was slender and could not mate With the tender strength of a lover. And who could do a single thing With a yellow bulteroup under their chin, But nestle the great strong arms within And grow as red as the clover. "Maybe 'tis Ben," thon she blurficd again, "And maybe 'tis only Stephen Payne" Then the dnrk crept over the meadow lane And buttercups a-sprinklo Not a single sound In the dusky dell Save tho tinkle of Daisy's silver boll, "Tlnk-s-link-a-tlnklo !" For mother's volco and the bars forgot The oows are into the meadow lot Knee deep in the dewy olovor. Jonnle and Stevo camo slowly up, Her soft chin yellow with buttercup, His handsomo face flushed over. "Where are you, Jennie? 'tis lato and cold. "We're comlu', mother," sold Stephen bold, "Tho cows got Into tho meadow, Wo stopped to drive them slowly up," Then he slyly hid the buttercup And kissed her again In the shadow. The Modern Argo. HOW DOLLY PROVIDED. BY 8. A. WEISS. II I S house does seem mightily changed since Dolly came," said Miss Martha to her neighbor, Mrs Staples, as tho two siit knitting iu the cool entry, with lWi- . . mo iromaooropen and looking on the street. "I don't foci nigh as lonesome as I did when I had uo company but Pinky and that Clarke girl ; and the land knows I'm glad to get rid of her 1 Dolly's only six years and five months next Tuesday ; but she's got more senso than a dozen Sairy Clarkes, and she's such company !" "Well, I'm glad to heur you say soj for seems to mo you weren't over anxious to have her at first." "Well, mebbe not. You see, I've never been used to children, and I thought she'd bo such an everlasting trouble, and keep the house turned just inside out. But I couldn't refuse Cousin Emily Jane when she wrote to beg mo to take cure of Dolly whilo she went to nurse her sick mother. bho offered to pay board ; but I wouldn't dream of taking board for Dolly. She pays for herself in good oompany ; and then she's snch a provider. " "Provider? Why, what can Dolly provide ?" 'Oh, pretty nigh everything that she thinks is wantin'l Why, sho hadn't been here three days when she wanted to know why I hadn't vines trained over the porch, like her mother's ; aud when I said I didn't know where to get any, off she wont and got a couple of sprouts of Madoiry vino from Capt u Winston. There they are, you sec, set out in tho yard, and growing like possessed. Then, t'other day, when I was bothered with mice eating my spice cake, I said Pinky was growing too old aud lazy to hunt for mice, and that same evenin' in comes Dolly with a white kitten, and bb'vs she, 'Aunt Marthy' you know she calls me aunt 'this little cat will be growed up by tho time Pinky dies, and then she'll cuteh mice for you.'" Tho two ladies joined iu a laugh over Dolly's "cutouess;" aud Mrs. Staples, craning her neck as she looked out of the front door, said : "Why, there's the child now, a-set-ting in old Capt'n Winston's porch, alongside of him. Poor man I he's been terrible lonesome since his sister Nancy married and went away. I de clare, I feel downright sorry for him." "Uh, ho don't seem to hanker after company ! He's got his business place down at tho wharf, and when he comes homo he jest goes to work iu his bit of garden, or Bets in his porch playing with the dogs and children. Dolly's powerful foud of lit'i, and loves to hear tell about how ho was ship wreckod once, and all about the strange places he's been to when he was cupt u of the Nuuoy. "Pity he ain't married. But Dau'l says he's about the most backward mun on yearth where there's wimuicu concerned. You know, when Nancy went away he tried Miss Snelliu's boarding-house, where tho Widder Tomliu was living, and them two wim miu set their caps so p'iutedly at him that ho got skeered, aud went back to his own house aud got that old colored womuu, Chloo, to come every day and cook ami clean up for liini. Ana sict cookm I I'jverytuing burnt or over done, and the risen bread like so much putty. It's a wonder he ain't dead of dyspepsey beforo this?" "Dear, dear!" Baid Miss Murtha, pityingly. Mrs. Staples commenced rolling up her kuittiug. "Talkin" of cookiug, reminds me I've got supper to got, and tho sun no higher than a beaupolo ; so I must bo going." And reaching her calico Run bonnet from a peg, ho bustled off, stopping to kiss Dolly, who was just entering the front gate. Dolly accompaniod Miss Martha as sho went into the garden to got a fow radishes for supper. It was a poorly cultivated garden, for it was not al ways possible to get a man to work it properly. But there was a big cherry troo on which the fruit was just ripen ing, and as they camo in sight of this they bbw that the ground beneath was strewn with torn leaves, while prints of bare feet lod to a looso board in tho fence. "Oh, them boys!" Miss Martha ex claimed. "They've begun, a ready, jest as they do every year, and now I'll have no rest nor peace until tho fruit's all gone. LaBt summer I could hardly save enough to make three jars of pre serves. "Can't yon do something to keep 'em . mr . nt 1 T- 11 away, Aunt Martyr saiu uuuj, sym- pathizingly. "No, deary there's nothing could keep 'em away but a dog, and I haven't got ono. I'm afraid to keep a dog ; he might bite me somo time." She hunted up some rusty nans, ana with an axe tried to fasten up the loose board, but it was of no avail. She was a small, neat, dohoateiy formed woman of forty, with a pleas ant, comely face, which now became flushed as sho toiled at her unwonted task. "The whole fence wants mending," sho Baid at length, despairingly, "and I'd bo as likely to knock it all down as make it whole. Bun over to old Chloe's, Dolly, dear, ani boo if hor husband can't eome and help me. If this board ain't fastened tip at once, Miss Curry's pigs will get in and root up the whole garden-" Dolly skipped away as light as a fairy, but in threo minutes was back again, accompanied, not by the old colored man, but by Captain Winston, bearing in his hands a heavy hammer and a box of new noils. "Aunty, old Uncle Jake wasn't at home, bo I brought Cap'n Winston." "Oh, Dolly" "Bo ploased to do anything for you, ma'am," said the captain, lifting his hat politely. "Took tho liberty of bringing those things, thinking possi bly you mightn't have 'em handy." He handled the heavy boards as if they had beon shingles, and securely fastened up bfilf a dozen which were hanging loosely by their rusted nails, Dolly looking on admiringly. Anything more I can uo ior you, ma'am?" he inquired, when tho lust heavy blow had been struck. . "Oh. res!" Dolly cried, eagerly. "We want a dog to scare away those bad boys a good dog that wou t bit, 'cause Aunt Marthy 'a 'fraid of dogs. Won't you lend us Pilot, cap'n?" "Why, Dolly, I'm surprised at you," remonstrated Miss Martha. But tho oaptain laughed. "That's a fust-rate idee, Dolly," ho said, patting her curly head. "Pilot never bites ; he's too good-natured for that. But he makes noiso enough to scare away a baud of robbers. So if you're agreeable, ma'am, I'll just fetch him over at night and anchor him to this tree till inoruin', and you may de- pond he'll do his duty. . So thonooforth every evening until the fruit was all ripe and gathered, Pilot was tied at the foot of the cherry tree, and iu the morning unloosened by Miss Martha and allowed to go home. Tho result was that besides having plenty of fruit to send around to her neighbors, she made preserves enough to fill a dozen jars one of which she presented to Dolly to toke home with her as her very own. Bv this time there was a very good acquaintance established between Miss Martha and her bachelor neighbor, the cautain. Whenever ho brought over Pilot, there would bo a little chat in the gar den : and he more than once insisted upon doing her some little service, such as pruning hea grape vinos and mending the back doorstep, to which Dolly was afraid to iu'.rust her small weight. 'And onco, when the captain was sick and Dolly reported that he wouldn't eat the breakfast which tjuloe prepared, Miss Murtha sent over a duinty tray of her own delicious watHes and broiled chicken, which the child reported glee fully the captain ate "every bit, and said 'twas the very nicest cooking he ever saw. It was about this time that Dolly be gan to look reflectively at her relative as tho latter would sit knitting iu her low rocking chuir in tho entry, aud ono day sho surprised her by saying, gravely : "Aunt Marthy, I think you wants a man to tako card of you." "Good gracious, child 1 What put such an idea iuto your head?" '"Cause," answered Dolly, with un ruffled gravity " 'cause there's a heap of things you can't do for yourself. My papa takes care of my mamma. Aunt Marthy, why ain't you never married?" Miss Martha broke iuto a laugh, but when the question was repeated, she said, with a sigh which seemed to como despite herself : "Because, deary, nobody ever asked me. " "Why not? Mamma said you was pretty and good." "Mebbo 1 was too quiet for folks to notice me ;" answered the old maid, dreamily. Aud then her thoughts seemed to po aw y from Dolly away iuto the )w4, perhaps hi speculations of what might have own ; und she never noticed Uiut the child slipped nuii't v awav uud rau swiftly ucross tlio street to tho little cottage of her friend. Captain Winston. The captain was seutod in his little back porch, sewiuac a button ou his coat ; Bnd Dolly sat and watched him for awhile ; then sho said, solemnly : "Men can't Bew. My mamma always bows on my papa's buttons. Why don't you get married aud have some body to sow for you 1" Ho looked up and laughed. "Why, Dolly, you've got a wise lit tlo hoad on them young ehonlders," shaking his own hoad gravoly ; "but I don't know of any real nice, goodJ wo man who would have an old fellow like me." "My Aunt Marthy is good and nice," said Dolly. "But Bhe wouldn't have me, Dolly." "I guess she would. Sho thinks you're real nice. And she ought to havo a dog and a man to take care of her and tho garden." - Tho captoin laughed until his jolly face was red and his blue eyes full of tears. Dolly was offended; and she slipped down from the bench on which she was seatod and ran home, without saying a word of good-by. ' But the next day the little girl was sick. She had taken cold ; and for a whole week the captain saw nothing of her. His conscience smote him that he had, however unintentionally, hurt the feelings of his little friend ; so one evening he stopped at the door with a pretty box of candies in his hand, which ho intended to leave as a peace offering. "Good-day, ma'am! How is tho little one to-doy?" he inquired of Miss Martha, who came to tho door in an swer to his modest knock. But Dolly heard him, and as she was almost well and sitting up now, she insisted upon his coming in, and thev had what she called "a fine tirao" examining and sorting the contents of the box. I am sorry I ever offended you, Dolly," said the visitor, at length, as he rose to go. "You must forgive me and come to see mo again soon as you are well enough. "Why, I never heard of Dolly ' being offended 1 Miss Martha said, "Whot was it about? Tho captain oolored ; but Dolly said, franklv : "I wasn't mad sure enough, Aunt Marthy. I wanted him to take care of you, 'cause you ought to havo some body to" "Dolly, you'll got flick again staying in this cold room. Go and sit by the kitchen fire." The child obeyed, taking her preC' ious box with her J but the captain hesitated and lingered. "Maybe," ho Baid, a littlo shyly "maybe, Miss Marthy, since the little one's mentioned it, we might aswoll talk tho matter over now. It ain't the first time I've boen thinking over it." What they said nobody ever knew ; but that night, when Dolly had said her prayers, Miss Martha took her on her lap and into her arms, and kissed her with unwonted tenderness, whilo the child was sure sho saw tears in her eves. "Are you sorry for anything, Aunt Marthy? she inquired, anxiously. "No. deary; I'm glad." And as the child sank to sleep, rocked in her arms, the little lonely old maid looked down at the fair face with a smile through her tears, and murmured : "Bless the child!" Dolly was such a provider. Satur day Night. A Dentist Talks, rather have three women pa than one man," said a well practitioner in dentistry, show without doubt a far amount of courage and pa "I'd tients known "They greater tience under the often excruciating tortures of the drill and forceps than men." "Have they more pluck?" "Indeed they have. Dozens of my women patients I could mention who undergo the most acute agony almost without a wince, while I find that the majority of men aro absolute cowards iu the operating chair, and tho very sight of the instruments is often enough to make some great, big, strong fellow pale with nervousness. "Men always demand gas when their teeth aro to bo extracted ; on the other hand I havo seen fragile-looking wo men refuse gas and sit down calmly in a chair and submit to tho otherwiso nuavoidublo painful process of extrac tion without a murmur." "Which has tho best teeth?" "Well, I think women are moro apt to attend strictly to their teeth, where as tho average man is too busy to stop for dentistry until tho stern necessity of pain causes them to do so. Tobacco is as great an evil with men as candy and sweets with women. "Whom do I consider tho best pay? Well, 1 cun very truly state thut I havo never lost a penny of money owed me by a woman. Oftentimes I have been warned by my brother dru tibts not to havo actresses as patients, but they have never failed to pay mo. In some cases it was two years after I had done work for an actress that 1 received the mouey nil the way from Engluud, explaining that circum stances had rendered it impossible for her to pay before then." St. Louis Bepublic. Underground Canal Sixteen Miles Lonir. The canal between Worsley aud St. Helena, iu North England, is probubly the longest and most remarkable canal of the kiud iu the world. It is sixteen miles long uud is underground from ono end to another. M'iuy yeurs ago tlio managers of tho Duko of Bridge water's e.stuto filled its old mines with waU'r that they mi','Ut transport tho coal under ground instead of uu the surface. Ordinary canal bouts uro used, the power being furnished by tho men. The tuunel urch over the eunul is pro vided with cross pieces, und tho men propel the boats along as they lie u their backs on the loads ox coal. Pittsburg Dispatch. SCIENTIFIC AXD INDUSTRIAL. Tidal wBves will often acquire a veloo Ity of one thousand miles a minute. Herbert Spencer haB invented a lit tlo ear-machine by which ho can shut out all Bounds. A steam jetcastsbuta Blight shadow, but if it iB given a chargo of electricity it tako an orange-brown huo and its shadow is very dark. To tho residents on other planets, that is, of course, providing there nro such beings, our earth is a bright bluo this on account of the cerulean nuo of our atmosphere. A Frenchman declares that vegeta tion can be aided by electricity. Pota toes planted in the path of the electric current grew enormously, andelcctri- neu tomatoes ueuauio nye ciu, uujo before the others. The snako worm is the name of a small creature which, when alone, has almost no power of locomotion. Large numbers of them, by forming a close rope-like procession, move with ease from ploco to place. A remarkable discovery has been made by Professor Emmerich. He finds that the blood of an animal which has recovered from an infectious dis ease can cure another animal suffering from the same disease, and the discov ery is likely to prove of tho greatest importance. Lieutenant Apostolow, of the Kussian navy, recently exhibited to some naval offioers in Odessa a now style of ship, without screw or paddle, but which had instead "a kind of running elec' trical gear round the vessel's hull un der the watcrline, and a revolving mechanism, which, he says, will pro' pel a ship from Liverpool to New York in twenty-eight hours. An ingenious contrivance for record ing sunshine is tho recent invention of Frofessor Marvin. The professor describes the instrument as consisting in principle of a Leslie differential air thermometer mercury, however, bo' ing used to separate tho air in the two bulbs, and the whole thermometer is designed in the form of a straight tube, having a bulb at each end. Experiments have been mado with aluminum for horseshoes by a Penn sylvania manufacturer within the last few months. Methods and machines used with steel had to be modified littlo first. The shoes aro light, of courso, but they wear rapidly, not last ing over a week or ten days on a dirt road and breaking easily. The experi menter thinks that possibly an alu minum alloy might be more servicea ble. Insects that spend most of their lives in a torpid or somi-torpid condition are not always killed by being frozen. In stances are numerous of travelers in the Rocky Mountains finding butter flies above tho snow-line frozen stiff. When carried to a warmer climate or into a cabin they often completely re vive. Their normal vital power is so low that a degree of cold thut would prove fatal to other creatures does not kill them. The decorations of walls prove to have a very important influence upon gas bills. From recent flguros it has been calculated thot with the different decorations a room would be equally lighted by the following candle pow ers: Ulack clotn, iuu; nark orown paper, eighty-sevon ; blue paper, seventy-two ; clean yellow paint, sixty ; clean wood, sixty ; dirty wood, eighty ; cartridge paper, twenty; whitewash, 15. Only about one-sixth as much il lumination is necessary for tho white washed room as for the same room papered in dark brown. A Queer Horned Snnke. Rome time during the first or second week of June of the present year, the children of Mr. Sol Benson (a well known farmer who lives seven miles north of Kuoxville, Iowa, and whoso postofiice address is at the above named place) came home from school and made the startling announcement that their teacher had killed a suako with a forked tail. Sol does not claim to bo "up" in "snakoology," but he says it struck him that this particular ophid ian must be "curiously ami wonder ously formed" to say the least, yet ho diil not take sullleient interest in the matter to walk over to where the plucky "school marm" had disputched tho monstrosity to make un examina tion of its bind caudal termination. The next morning, however, he was riding past the place with one of bis sons who was present when tho creature had met the school teacher and the ax, aud concluded to take a lesson in de formed herpetology. Arriviug at the place he found to his grout surprise a snake four feet oight inches in length with a perfectly formed horn on tho end of its tail. Closer examination disclosed the remarkable fuet that this horn was split from luise to point, and that it would open liko the beak of a bird ! It had probably beeu open when tho children examined it the day before, which caused them to infer it was a fork-tuiled snake. St. Louis Bepublic. Six (Jeueratlous. Phillis Jones, now nearly 100 years old, but active aud iu full possession of her faculties, lives near Greens boro, Ala. She sews, und iu threading a needle has no need of glasses. Phillis is the mother of twenty children, her descendants number over 200 now, and sho is probably the only greut-grcut-gruudmother in tho United States. Phillis was born on White Oak lliver, Xorili Carolina, exactly when is not recorded. There are those who doubt the story, but the proof lies in tho represent dives of each of tho six gen erations of her descendants, who ure to be seen to-day, and whose connec tion with Phillis is perfectly clcur. .Wv York Advertiser. DOGS HITCHED TO CARTS. WHERE HAN'S CANINE FRIENDS DO THE WOEK OF HORSES. Their I'se as Draught Animals In Ilrlglum Described by a United States Consul. T IEOE, Belgium writes United I f States Consul Nicholas Smith, I V is a city of largo wealth and great industrial activity, pos sessing tho largest manufactory ot machines and machinerj- in tho world, and cmployuig as ninny Iiothcs ai any other town of its sizo in Europe, and yet for every horse at least two dogs Bre to bo seen in harness on its streets. They are to bo met at all hours of tho dav, but in tho early morning tne boulevards are literally alivo with them. Traffickers (mostly women) ith caily painted carts drawn by well- fod doga are then seen striving to be first in the market place. A pretty, bnie-hcaded Walloon peasant girl, moving briskly at the side of a flower cart drawn by a stalwart mastiff, is a pleasing vision to the early riser. But not only the gardener, but the butch er, the baker, the grocer, the porter, the expressman common carriers of all kinds, indeed engage his services. His step iB so much quicker than that of the horse that he will in an hour cover twice the distance and carry with him a greater burden in proportion to his size. Six hundred pounds is the usual draft of an ordinary dog, though a mastiff is often taxed with as much again. They are driven single, doublo and Bometinies three and four abreast, and are hitched indifferently, in front of. beneath, or behind the cart or wagon. When the vehiclo is loaded, the driver walks, directing its course and in emergencies laying his shoulder to the wheel ; but w hen the load has been discharged, ho often mounts the box and rushes liko Jehu through the streets. It will not surprise those who know that the steam engine was familiar to the Romans as a toy to be told that the hollow revolving cylinder used in snuirrel cases has been turnod to ac count hero in the movement of light machiaery by enlarging its scale and substituting "lido for "Bunny. have also seen him treading an endless belt in tho service of a wood-sawyer, A gentleman of Liege, retaiuing his fondness for lounging upon tho bonlc vurd after losing the nso of his legs had a perambulator so constructed that a Danish hound which had been his companion for years could be hitched and almost concealed between the wheels and now appears as regU' larly in his old haunts as any of his frionds. The hound is not only as happy as when ho loitered at his master i heels, but is manifestly proud of tho service he renders him. Let it not be forgotten thnt the Bel giuns are among the most refined and cultivated people on earth, and that this new use of the dog is one of the latest and most approved developments of their civilization. Thirty years ago, I have no doubt, a dog iu huruesg would have excited as much remark in this city as he would to-dav in Louie ville or Memphis, though ho is now as well recognized an institution of the people as tho niulo is in either of those cities. Rigorous diseiplino and the long habit of wearing muzzles seems to have subdued tho belligerent instincts of these dogs, for they uow meet asstrang ers at the crossings without those su percilious inspections and hostilo de monstrations which characterize both men and dogs till they have received the lust touches of civilization. There remains, however, a rudimentary love of the chase, of which the artful driver often avails himself to quicken their speed; though, as Lord Chesterfield in his excessive refinement is said to have laughed without cachinnation, they have learned to hunt without barking. But a more interesting incident of their labor is the complete extinction of the Bbeep-killing propensity. Gen tlemen bred in tho country assuro me that this offense uguiust pastoral mor tality is no longer known in Belgium a reformation which would in itself justify tho harnessing of all tho dogs in America. Tho expense of feeding them where a number urn kept, or when placed, like horses, ut a livery is from live to six rents per day, horseflesh aud black bread forming the staple of their food ; though lure, us elsewhere, tho main tenance of one or two in a family is practically without cost. The expense of shoeing, no small item to the keeper of horses, is also wived. All the experiments of breeding which havo from time to time been tried for tho improvement of horses are now being made to produce a dog of special fitness for harness. New foundlands and rough-coated St. Bern arils are ruled out on account of their long hair. The mastiff has beeu found too long iu the back and legs, ami it is thought a desideratum to graft tho splendid chest and breathing capacity of tho bulldog upon this still Hurt stock. Markets are established, where they aro bought and sold like their equine co-laborers at Tattersnll's, and it is no uuusuul thing for a compactly built and well-broken dog to sell fur Sfi!) or 825. This Is Klshliiif. Frank Vinton and others caught u 'JOO pound sturgeon lust week aud made the line fast to a young tree standing on the shore. Later, when thev went to draw the big fish to laud, they found it had escaped by pulling the tree up by the roots uud taking over eighty feet of small ropo along. The fishermen had three other big lish tied up ut different places uloug the stream, Asotin (Washington) HeU-tineL THE ANGELIC HUSBAND, There are husbands who are pretty, There are husbands who aro witty. Theroepre husbands who In public are M smiling as the morn ; There are husbands who are health-, There are famous on'-s and wealthy, But the real, angelic husband, well he's never yet been bom. Borne for strength of love aro noted, Who aro really so devotod That whene'er tholr wives aro absent they are lonesome and forlorn-; And while now and then you'll find one Who's a fairly good and kind one, Yet the real, ang"llc husband oh, he's never yot been born. Bo the woman who Is mated To a man who may be rated As "pretty fair," should cherish him for ever and a day , For the real angelic creature, Forfeit, quite, In every feature- He has never been discovered, and he won't be, so they say. HUMOR OF THE DAY. Copper bottomed The National currency. The Cherokee strip was formerly a scalp. Dallas News. Imitation is a flattery that woman doesn't relish in mntters of dress. It isn't prido that makes a man in an attio look down on his neighbors. 'That iiiBt fills tho bill," said tho robin as ho seized a fat worm. Lowell Courier. Kicking a mnn when ho is down is sometimes the only way to make him get up. Puck. Hitch your w agon to a star if you will, but look to tho strength of the harness. Puck. The street paver isn't far wrong in characterizing his work as beneath him. Buffalo Courier. "I alius wonder if tho fish feels as big as he looked to the fellow who lost him." World's Fair Puck. A gentlo maiden, voting anil fulr Of loveliness a dream. And she juit dotes on no, not ma, but caramels and cream. New York Herald. There's a married man's scheme to abolish seal fishing altogether. No seals, no sucques. Mcridan Republi can. Contentment is better than riches, but it takes about the samo amount of money for ono as the other. Chicago Inter-Ocean. Horsedealer "I always pick my customers." Friend "Do yon? I was told that you skinned them." Brooklyn Life. Thieves may break through - ?d steal, but they can never rob tho tele phono girl of her rings. People's Home Journal. It is interesting to eoehow sorry tho man who wont to tho country for a vacation and tho man who stayed home are for each other. Washington Star. To lovo In a cottage she didn't demur, Her taste quite inclined her to that j The only occasion for worry to her Was the prospect of love In a Hat. Washington Htnr. A curious thing about politicians is that just so soou as they have a fiuger in tho pie they begin to talk of getting there with both feet. Philadelphia Times. The first year after a. girl graduates she makes the same disheartening struggle to live up to her ideals that sho makes after murriugc. Atchison Globe. Miss Whacker "Do you consider it a sign of weakness in man to weep, Mr. Factor?" Mr. Factor "That de pends on who is playing the piano." Clevelnud Plain Dealer. "We hear a great deal about the seven ages of man, but no ono ever al ludes to the seven ages of woman what is tho reason?" "ihillantry my boy, gallantry." Boston Gazette. "It must have beeu a lovo mutch, for she know he was poor." "No, he told her he had only a remuaut of his fortune left, and she, of course, thought she'd get a bargain." Inter-Oceau. Miss Sweetly "I bought ono of the veils that uro so thickly dottid I cau scarcely see, and I look like u fright yi it, don't I?" Miss Tartly "No, no; it almost conceals your face." Chieugo Inter-Oceau. A gentleman having noticed that his wife, instead of wearing her wedding ring on her finger, kept it concealed in her purse, took her to task about it. The lady replied: "What would you have? That is its proper place; you didn't marry me, but my purse!" Fliegendo Blatter. "I nm hunting for a place to cut," said the hungry man W illi I lie lunch basket. "You can look at all the places you please, sir, " replied the Co lumbian Guard, stillty, "but you can't eat any of them unless you get u cou ces ." But the hungry man had pulled his hat down over his eyes aud trudged on. Chicago Tribune. Soundbite the Deep Scu. A method of sounding the deep sea without a lino has been devised by John Muuro. Jt consists iu dropping a lead containing a cartridge hieh explodes on striking the bottom. The sound of the explosion is received by a submerged microphone apparatus comuiuuicat ing with the ship. The depth is estimated by the time occu pied by the lead ill sinking to tho bot tom. A very ingenious method of ac complishing the same end was em ployed iu Sir William Siemeii's bathy meter. This instrument was inteudtd to sound the deep sea without a line through the varying uttruetion ot gravity on a mercury eoluinu produced by tho different depths of water un derneath it. The bathymeter was tried on a cable ship, but given up V cause it was too seiisntive to the Mil face waves.---Chicago Record,