7- THE FOREST REPUBLICAN b Xt4 mrf Wcftawaar, kf J. E. WENX. oo u Bmtubtih A Co.'stJoildJnt 141 ITUR, TIOIWTa, Fa, Term. ... 11.80 ptrTur, RATIS OF ADVERTISING i One Rqnar, on. inch, on. insertion. , on' On 8quar, on Inch, on month. . 19) On Bquare, on In oh. three month.. . 00 On. Square, one inch, on year.., . , 10 fX) Two 8quar, on yar IB 00 Quarter Column, on jsr. ........... 8u(X Haif Column, on yaar BO 00 On. Col win n, on year. 100 L(al advertiaanunts ten txrata par Ua aach inMrtlon. Marriages and riaath notices gratl. All billsforjnrly advertisement onJWW quarterly. Temporary advertisement ani b paid in advano. Job work oaah on delivery. Forest Republican. than Ifcr. m.ntha. Oorraapndmc Mllrlu4 tm as aula f tba VOL. XXVI. NO. 16. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, AUG. 9, 1893. $1.50 PEK ANNUM. - i c X. 'Hio birth registers show that "Eu laliu"' will lo a propnlor name this aeosoa for now young ladies. H the Chinamen in the United Mutes cbiuo from one of tlio eighteen provinces of tho Celestial Empire imiht of flit: in from one corner of that province. N ' , ssuming tho working age to be trnin twenty to sixty years, and count ing only miilo workers, 440 persona in this country livo on tho labor of every 100 workers. A foreign correspondent calls atten. tion to tho statistics of suicides in the Gorman nrmy as illustrating more vividly than words could the intolera ble horrors of the iron discipline of German militarism. Tho Russian city of Bnkn, on tho. western coost of tho Caspian Sea, is called by tho natives the "town of fire." It is the greatest petroleum center in the world. The sight upon which it is built as, indeed, the whole Caspian Sea rests upon naphtha. . Appendicitis, tho medical term for fnnnmnuition of a small intestinal ap endix, the use of which no one has teen ablo to discover, has become so common flint physicians are advocat ing its removal from all infants as a preventative measure, like vaccination Frederick J. do Fcyster, President of tho St. Nicholas Society, of New York, tho quintcsccuco of Knicker bocker gentility, declares in a recent interview that it is moro important to lie a member of tho St. Nicholas So ciety than to control 100,000 miles of railway. Tho noiseless London hansom, with lis india rubber tirod wheels, must, in future, carry bells to give notioe of its npponch. So many accidents have oc curred through pedestrians not hear iug the noise of approaching wheels that tho commissioner of police has in troduced this new regulation. A writer in the Atlantio Monthly de clares tho American desiro for gregar iousuess is our National vice, and he goes far to prove his point by many il lustrations showing tho eagerness with which people crowded into cities and towns, and their refusal to accept good employment if it requires residence in the country. The total taxablo wealth of tho city of St. Louis is $284,291,800, of which $45,348,030 is on personal property. The real estate valuation was made in 181)2. Tho assessment of personal property was made this year. TTliis is the plan of tho ofllce, tho two classes of property being assessed in alternate years. Tho totals on personals show an increase of over $4,000,000 over last year. A new cannon has just been invented iu Germany which is expected to revo lutionise tho artillery of all Europe ICrupp.it is reported, has offered $750, 000 for tho exclusive right to tho in vention, and tho inventor, Uerr Ebr hardt, has refused tho offer. Ho pro poses to establish a plant of his own for turning out his guns. It will be tho most rapid firing cannon in tho world, so far. Bees and birds court tho society of man that is, they seek the localities where fields and gardens abound, for they faro better when human industry extorts from tho soil llio products upon which they subsist. A Maine beo culturist says it is the rarest thing in the world to find bees away from the settlements or from openings where flowers grow. It is in the small patches of forests they are oftcnest found and generally not far from the edge of tho woods. It is the same with birds. Thero are no song birds in tho northern Maine wilderness and scarcely anything that can bo called bird life. Birds cluster around townsand villages. Tho trustees of the University o( Pennsylvania have asked tho city of Philadelphia to deed twenty-five acres of a tract of land known as tho alms house property to them in trust for use as a botanical garden. They promise to convert the land within five years, and that the garden shall at all times be open to the public, Tho property is not used for any purpose at tho present time. Tho trustees havo in view the erection on the tract of a museum of science and art to cost $500,000. Work on this building would begin as soon as the gardon was thrown open to tho public. The uni versity does not ask for any pecuniary aid from the city in carrying out tho plan, but a number of citizens have already promised contributions of $5000, and it is stated that there will be ii' difficulty in raising the fund bt-edid, Mere than two-thirds of fho malt prisoners in the State's prisons of th various States are under thirty year, of ago. Germany has one postoilice to every 1771 .inhabitants. In proportion to population the United States has twicu as many. Montana is larger than New Hamp shire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Ptbodo Island, Connecticut, New York and Pennsylvania put together. The averago weight of 20,000 Bos ton men was 142 pounds; women, 123 pouuds. At Cincinnati tho averago of tho same number of men was 104 pounds; of women, 131. In the United States tho average life for farmers is sixty-four years ; for lawyers, fifty-two; merchants, forty eight; mechanics, forty-seven; sea men, forty-six ; laborers, forty-four. Mrs. E. D. E. N. Bouthworth as serts that she is tho author of the first continued story ever published in the United States, which appeared in the Washington Era forty-five years ago. It was called "Retribution," but it seems never to have overtaken her. There is at the Executive Mansion a so-called "eocentrio file," on which all letters from palpable cranks are put. Most of these contain threats and warnings. This file has been kept ever since the episode of Guitcan, who wrote many such notes before he shot President Garfield. Doctor Ernst Har t, the editor of th British Medical Journal, who is now in Chicago, says: "I consider Chicago's water supply tho best of all the great cities in America. Tho greatest danger was done away with when the old in shore intake was abolished. But the city will not be absolutely safe until the two-mile crib is abandoned and the four-mile intake used exclusively." According to Eugene Field "a charm ing feature of life at the "World's Fair is the utter indifference to the rest of the world which possesses ono immedi ately upon entering Jackson Park. He who enters there leaves all else behind. Household cares and business considera tions are instantly forgotten. It is epidemic this glorious, health restor ing, brain-resting, heart-strengthening enthusiasm 1" The conquest of arid America has but fairly begun and will not be com pleted for some time in the nameless distant future. Water is taken from rivers and streams by means of dams, pumping devices and canals; vast areas in the mountains are covered by well constructed reservoirs; springs, see page and drainage sources are utilized ; and even the underflow that hidden and comparatively inexhaustiblo foun tain is being tapped in many localities. Artesian wells, counted by thousands, and nndcrground tunnels and channels aro flowing, and being constructed, almost everywhere. That sustaining element of plant-life, water, is sought and secured by men of enterprise and capital. A writer in London Truth suggests that an association of girls be formed who shall pledge themselves to pro pose to any man whom they may con sider desirable for a husband. He be lieves that proposiug should not be limited to men, and that men, who, as he claims, are naturally moro bashful than girls, often remain single because they have not the courage to propose, and, as consequence, many girls are husbaudless. But there is this differ ence in favor of tho present order of things: If a man is refused, he soon forgets it and in a few days is ready to ask another girl to marry him, while a girl who had suffered a failure would first cry her eyes out w ith embarrass ment, then turn cynical aud never look at a man again. It is the opinion of men familiar with tho character of the Navajo In dians, declares the Argouant, that a war with them will provo to be a seri ous business for tho Government. Tho tribo numbers about thirty thousand, of whom nino thousand nre fighting warriors. The reservation where they are intrenched is rough and diClcult, and contains many passes where, ac cording to one authority, "two Indians can bold their ground against the en tire United States Army." Tho Nava joes have traiucd their ponies to go without water for two days, if neces sary. Tho whole tribe is armed with tho most approved repeating rifles, and the bucks have been btoriug ammuni tion for yoars in anticipation of trou ble. Tho Navnjoes have a perfect sys tem of signals aud scouts, and are al ways informed hours in advance of ihe movement of W,y- i.it ugulust them, ;. , DAWN. ut of the scabbard of the night, l Br God's hand drawn, Flashes his shining sword of light. And lo the dawn I Frank D. Sherman, In the Century. A'STORY OF HINDOO MAGIC. EARS ago I sat one day on the deck of a ves sel lying at its moorings bo fore Calcutta. I had intend ed at first to go out to Gar den Reach while the Hhawmnt was disc liar a i n g and taking her new cargo, bnt illness in the family of the friend with whom it was proposed I should stop had in terfered, and I decided at last to re' main on board. I was the more willing to do this, as close beside us lay the vessel com' manded by a friend of mine, whose wife had also decided to remain on board while in port. Tho Fox lay closely enough for us to call to each other from our decks, and nearly every day we spent together. If I Could not go to the rot, Mrs. King would take her little niece and come on board the Shawmut I had my baby boy with me, and little Nera, my friend b niece, who was about three years old, would spend hours swinging with him in his hammock, which was hung from the spanker boom beneath the awning, that the baby might get what little air was stirring during the heat of the day. Nera would lie there for hours and play with baby if he was awake, or with her doll if he slept. Capttain King came aft to where his wife and I were sitting, and said "Would yon ladies like to see one of the best of tho native jugglers? 1 have been talking with the comprador about it and he says he thinks he can get one to come off to-morrow if you would like to see him. According to what he says the fellow is far beyond anything in the way of magical performance that you have ever seen. As neither of us had ever seen any thing of the sort, of course we were eager to have the juggler come aboard, and the Captain return to the hatch way and mado arrangements with the comprador to fetch him the next day. Mrs. King and I talked of nothing else during the rest of the afternoon. We rubbed up our little knowledge of jugglers tricks, recalled the stale stories of seeds planted and grown into a tree within a few moments, of the boy packed ir.to a bsskot and the basket cut into ribbons, with an ac ccmpauiinent of smothered shrieks and groans from ' the mutilcted child within, who afterward appeared in the background, safe and sound, and all the other accounts of the stock tricks of the Indian jugglers of which we had often read. We decided that this particular magician would be at rather a disad vantage, for he would bo working on a solid deck instead of in tho sand, and in an entirely unknown place, w-here he could by no possibility have made previous preparations to deceive his audience Next morning the Captaiu told me that tho juggler would come on board late iu the afternoon. Mrs. King, as usual, came to spend the day with me, and we sat on dock all day. We felt sure that as we had been there on the day when the performance was first proposed, and all of the following day, there had been no chance for any trick to be played beforehand, and that, therefore, wo were to have a genuine performance, whatever it should be. There could be no chunco of deception by hollow floors or easily moved sand. Iiato in tho afternoon, or rather early in tho evening, we saw a small boat glide toward us, in which sat a tall, slender form clothed in the white native robe, with arms folded and head bowed upon his breast. Beside him sat a slight form, whether malo or female wo could not at thnt distance distinguish, but we supposed it was the boy who in all the stories wchad read was one of the most important proper ties for tho magical performance. There were no baskets in sight, and but little else in tho wny of furniture for setting the stage for the coming show. Ihe boat came alongside, and her passengers were standing iu our midst almost before tho boat had touched the foot of the ladder, I think. The juggler was the finest looking man J ever euw. He was considerably over six feet tall, nnd was formed like a Greek god. His snowy robe wrapped around him left his arms and one shoulder bare, and his long, slim hands were as perfect as bronze cast ings from an artist's master work. He had the brightest eyes I ever beheld, but in thoir depths shone a light which made me shudder with not fear but, well, I could not tell what tho feeling was, but I know it was decidedly un pleasant to meet bis eye for more than moment. On comparing notes with my companions afterward I found that they had all felt this same strango sensation. It was not fenr, but nono of us could give it a name, though all experienced tho discomfort in greater or less degree. As the strangers reached the deck ve saw that the figure which we had een sitting beside the man iu the boat was that of a youug girl. Khe was almost as fine looking n rpecimen of her sex as the mur. was of his. They lost no time, but proceeded with their preparations for our a'rinse tuent. The man disdained to speak to Us at all, but gave his directions to the girl, who repeated whatever it was necessary for us to hear in a low melo dious voice. They mkc.l for Severn things, among others a t ill cane Lr.i!;-.!, at which Mrs. King and I smiled At each other ; a slender line, a pan of ashes, and some other littlo articles which I have forgotten now. Ihe line, which was handed the man, was our spare signal halliard, and after swinging it around his head a moment he seemed satisfied and laid down be side the mat which he had spread upon the deck. This mat was of woven grass, like thousands of others we saw every day. The only thing which he had brought with him was a long slender sword and a small crystal globe, which seemed filled with some liquid clearer than water, with a sparkle and shimmer in its depths even when nothing jarred the globe to account for the motion. After a short time the man squatted down upon his mat and his strange eyes gazed at each one in the circle surrounding him for a moment. As he looked straight into my eyes I felt a most unusual chill and shudder pass through my veins. I was not a nervous woman, and this heart-chill was a new experience to me. His gaze passed slowly around our little circle, linger ing for a moment as it met somo eyes, and passing rapidly over others. I thought he paused longer as he gazed into my face than he did at any other, but that may have been imagination. When he had completed tho circle he raised the crystal globe and held it poised Upon one hand and spoko some words to his young companion in the strange musical tongue in which ho had carried on all his conversation since coming on board. She turned from him and repeated to us his words: "Tell the strangers to each think of the dearest one in his own far-off land and to look deep into the magio crystal if he would learn what thnt loved one is doing at this in stant." We each fixed our attention upon the globe, and I wondered what my sister would think if she could see mo sitting here before this strange Indian looking into the depths of a glass of water (if water the globe contained), and wishing that I could really see her for but one moment. As these thoughts passed through my mind I gazed steadily at the globe and saw the con tents glitter and ripple as if moved by some wind which we felt not. Slowly across the surface passed a dim cloud, which grew rapidly more and more opaque. Then suddenly I saw a corner of tho old familiar dooryard in my far-off home. The big maple tree grew into form before my eyes; its leaves flut tered and swayed iu an unfelt breeze. The green grass beneath its branches waved and tossed as if it felt the fresh air of morning passing across its ver dant face. A slender form came swiftly out of the dim haze which filled in the background to the picture. It was my sister, and a look of wonder shone in her hazel eyes as she seemed looking straight across the thousand miles of water which divided us. I started up and the picture faded away. I saw nothing but the Hindoo squatting be fore me, holding tho crystal globe aloft and watching the faces before him with a keen intentness. He sat silent for a moment, then rose to his feet and began his perform ance by giving us some of the less im ortant tricks of the juggler, all the time his eyes roving from face to face as if he would read each heart to its depths, and I for one felt sure that ho could so read miue, for I could feel his gaze sink deep into my brain. I was half afraid of him, but wholly de termined to do nothing to break up the sitting. After some minor tricks of sleight of hand and of the commoner clusa of legerdemain, he spoke to the girl in a harsh, quick tone. She brought out from under her voluminous robe a small, flat silver salver, which I noticed was entirely covered by an intricate pattern of engraving. This the man put carefully down upon the exact centre of his mat, and taking from his bosom a small silk bag, he ecatterod tho contents, a white powder, upon the salver. He addressed tho girl in earnest tones, aud then took his seat again upon his mat, with his head bowed upon his breast and his hands gripped closely together as if he was making some desperate effort or was bearing some terrible agony. The girl lighted a small taper which had been among the articles they had brought with them and put it down beside her master. Then she also stood with bowed head and clasped her hands for a moment as if waiting some signal from her master. She waited but for a moment, for with a shudder he raised his head and spoko to her in a quick, shrill voico. Khe in turn repeated to us hisrequest that we should promise, that, no mat ter what happened, wo would nono of us move from our place. If we should move no ono could tell what terrible accident might happen. Of course we all promised, moro or less readily, and the man, to mako suro of our obed ience, beckoned us to sit closer to gether iu a ring almost touehiug the mat upon which hi) sut. Wo did so, laughing and crowding together, and when wo had taken tho required posi tion he spoke to tho girl, w ho imme diately cuught up tho signal lino und proceeded to arrange it in a ring sur rounding our littlo group as we sat around our entertainer. As soon as she had completed her task she took her station 'w ithin the ring, and, dropping her outer robe, stood in a closer fitting undergar ment, which left her slender limbs un covered froia kneo tosukle, from wrist to shoulder. When nho had tuken 2ier place the mun arose, and, muttering some in cantation iu a musical undertone, he walked urouud outside the ring formed by the ropo and scattered the ashes over tho line, covering it front sight. He then took his plaro again within th ciivle, and after the girl Ld again ' iiiipreued upon us tliut under no cir cumstances were wc to move, tho man took the tape in his hand, and, hold ing it high above his hesd, seemed to be invoking some power which he be held in the air abovo our heads. Ho then stooped and touched tho flame of tho taper to the end of tho rope which encircled us. The flame crept along the cord, and wherever it lighted a change took place in tho substance of the cord. It began to writhe and twist in a very lifelike manner. The flame crept around the circle, and tho slen der line which we had all seen taken from ouf own signal chest was sud denly turned to a twisting, gleaming Berpent, which Coiled and twined around our circle, hissing and darting out its fangs at every motion. It v.-as ono of tho moot deadly of the rori.v venomous serpents of tho country, and we shrank together with horror. "If the strangers sit silent nothing can harm," said tho girl, with a warn ing gesture. We sat still we could do nothing olse aud the juggler stood erect aud began again the melodious chant which had accompanied his scattering of the ashes. But then it was inarticulate ; now he seemed domauding aid from the higher power (or lower, as yon choose), and his eyes were lighted up until they soemod burning coals, and I wondered that they did not scorch my face when he glanced at me. He raised tho silver salver with its contents, and, holding it high above his head, waited for a moment in silence. A flash, and the powder on the salver burst into flamos. He lowered it to tho deck, and the flames died away, leaving behind a mist of smoke, faintly fragrant, which settled lower and lower around us until we viewed all ob jects through its dim haze. I glanced behind to tho hammock where the two children wero lying to see if they wero frightened, but baby was sleeping and Nera was swinging and humming to herself as she played with her doll. She lay with her head upon baby's skirts and he had one little hand buried in her hair. All this time the serpent had twisted and writhed around us, and the Hin doo had kept up his low, wailing chant. The girl stood with bowed head close beside him, and the smoko seemed to bend and twine about her form until it grew dim and seemed to wave and sway as if in a breeze. Then all at once she raised her arms and slowly, softly floated upward on the cloud waves like a loaf rising on the eddying winds. The chant grew more rapid, the smoke more dense, but still through its vaporous waves we could see the light form floating up ward, still up until it was lost to sight far above the tops of the masts. Louder and louder chanted the Hin doo. The smoke rose even thicker and more dense. We had lost sight of the girl All eyes were turned to the spot where she had disappeared far up above our heads. The Hindoo stood erect in the midst of the circle, his form swaying in rhythmio measnre with his chanting. He held his hands higher aud his voice took ou a deeper tone. Then from far up in the blue void above us we saw a tiny spot source, visible against the azure sky. It floated downward. Nearer it came, until wo could see that it was the form of tho young girl. Lower, still lower, she came, and we could see that she held a burden clasped in her arms.) The smoke grew more mistliko as she descended, until it vanished. She came down with ihe same swaying, drifting motion I had noticed when she ascended. Soon she was below the mastheads, and in a moment she floated jiiBt above our heads. Then, to my horror, I recognized the burden she bore. It was the form of myboby. She held him closely clasped iu her arms, and before I could move sho had floated across and luid him in the hammock, where I had seen him calm ly sleeping but a few moments before we saw tho girl floating upward iu the midst of tho smoke. Before I could move Bhe stood again before the Hin doo in tho centro of tho circle. Tho powder in the salver had ceased to smoke. The line encircling our group was again nothing moro dangorous than a simple hempen rope. My nerves had been so thoroughly unstrung by tho sight of my child dropping through tho air when I hud supposed him sleeping safely by my side, that I did not care for further exhibitions of the wondorful power which the Hindoo possessed. They received their re ward, gathered up thoir effects, and iu a few moments wero rowing toward the shore. When wo wero a littlo calmer, and could compare notes, we found that overy one had seen tho sume wonder ful sight tho girl, with empty arms, flout away out of sight, only to de scend bearing the child on her bosom. Tho only thing which differed in our several experiences was iu tho first vision. SVhcu tho crystal had been held up for us to look into each saw a different picture. Each saw tho one of whom he thought when told to send his mind back to his best loved friend at home. I have not the time to give tho dif ferent pictures each beheld, but in all the other wonders of the hour each saw the same surprising sign. Wo all saw the twining serpent ; every eye had seen the same picture that met mine of tho floating girl ascending uloue to return bearing tho infant in her urius. If one had been deceived all hud been all in our group, that is, for when in talking it over I turned to Xeia und buiil, "Who took baby boy out of tho hammock, Nera, Uiilo we wero biiny with tho man?" Nera looked up in wide-eyed surprise and uuswered : "Why, ho didn't bo tookeii up, auntie. I lied on him dress all the time so him couldn't full out, and we swinge ! all tho time tho man ttood up and preached-" "Bnt, Nern, did not you sco the pretty girl fly up in the air?" "No, her stood fight still all the time. Her kept watch of big man when he swing him arms, but her not fly, her not do anything." There you have it. They say now that the camera shows just what Nera said she saw that day. Men of scienco are about agreed that the mysterious power of tho Hindoo juggler is noth ing more or less than hypnotism, and that would account for Nera and the camera seeing things as thry are, not as thev annenr to tlionn who havo yielded their minds to the strango power of the Hindoo. San Francisco Chronicle SCIENTIFIC AS INM STRIAL. The Chinese hand is small, slim and with square phalanges. A map of the smokes of Paris has been recently prepared by 51. Foubert of tho Tour St. Jacques. The first nickel-steel crank ever cast in this country was turned out recently at the Bethlehem (Pa.) Iron Works. The largest spider of the world is tho migale of Central America, which, with legs extended, is sometimes fifteen feet in diameter. It preys upon birds and lizards. The only two foods which contain all the substances necessary to human life ore said to bo milk and the yoke of eggs. A man can livo in health on these two foods. In New Zealand a species of parrot is found that, finding its food entirely on tho ground, has lost its power of flight. It differs from the rest of the family only in this particular and in being almost voiceless. A submarine vessel named Gustave Zede has been launched at Toulon, France. Its movements resemble those of a swimming whale. It is easily sub merged when required and the naval experts present declared it a complete success. The telephone has lately been arranged for the use of divers. A sheet of copper is used in place of the glasses in tho helmet, and to this a telephone is fixed, so that the diver, when at the bottom of the sea, has only to slightly turn his head in order to report what he sees or to receive instructions from above. A rat of the mountain streams of central Peru enjoys the distinction of being the only rodent that utterly discards a vegetable diet and lives wholly on fish. The animal has been named Icthoroys Stolz manni, and tho only known specimen was obtained by a Polish collector in 1891 and has been placed in the British Museum. A technical paper gives the following rulo for determining the number of tons of rails required to lay a mile of track : Multiply the weight per yard by eleven and divide the product by seven. For example : Take a seventy pound rail ; . seventy multiplied by eleven equals 770, which divided by seven gives 110, the number of tons (of 2240 pounds each) required to the mile. Doctor Gullipe reports to the French Academy of Sciences, after eight years' investigation, that all stones, such as gravel, found in the human body are produced by microbes. Microbes are tho authors of that chemical decom position which results in calcareous deposits. Healthy organs may contain theso . parasites, for so long as the humors of the body are in a normal state they produce no bad effects. When the system becomes diseased the microbes produce tho deposits which develop into gravel or stone. Insects do not breathe through tho noso aud mouth. Down tho body run two main pipes. These pipes send out branches to right and left liko a uet work, extending to the extremi ties, even to tho ends of tho antennas aud to the claws. Each main tube receives tho external air through nine or ten spiracles or breathing-holes, placed at intervals along tho sides of tho body. Tho spiracles aro mado water-tight and dust-tight by a strong fringe of hair, which completely guards tho entrance. 200 Inches or Kalnfull Per Month. Cherra Punji, in the Khasi Hills, Assam, British India, is the "polo of the greatest known rainfall;" iu othei words, it is tho wettest region on tho face of the earth. Mr. Blandford, at a meeting of the London Meteorolog ical Society, read a paper entitled "Rainfall at Cherra Punji" in which he presented incontestable proof of tho extreme moisture of the country in question. Tho recor la go buck for nearly sixty-five years, but prior to 1872 are rather incomplete, there be ing several whole years in which no record was kept. Carefully compiled data from these weather iottrnuls, however, incomplete as they are, provo that quite frequently during tha sum mer, say from May till September, the rainfall for a single m.mth ranges from 100 to 212 inches i Think of it 1 Nearly eighteen feet of precipitation in thirty lays. Oolouel Sir Henry Yule's register for the year 1841 shows that there were 2H4 inches of rainfall during tbo month of August. That was something phenomenal even for AsMim, however, and is not taken into account in the deductions made above. St. Louis Republic. The Peculiar Penguin. Tho "birds of a feuther" thut "flock together" do not belong to the penguin fuuiily, as they aro entirely destitute, of feathers, having for a covering a skin of stiff down. Another penguin peculiarity is that it swims not ou but under the water, never keeping more than its head out, mid, when lishing, coming to tho surface tit such brief and rare intervals, thut an ordinary observer would almost certainly mis take it for a fish, Cuurier-Jouruttl. the magic Minnon. Dim clouds aTOfin the flHd thTfl (loot, And shadows slowly form, com' inn, And gather shape. A tiny boat I see, toseod in tho foaming brine. O rower, wolt ! Brave rower, stay I Nay, boat and rower fode away. Airoln the dim rloudi pother o'or, And slowly shape a battlefield. And, dead or living, wounded sore, One lies leido a broken shield. O warrior, canst thou heed or hear? Noy, for the vt'lons disappear. Fling down the shlninrr aurfuce lmro ; An idle tale it tells to me. Tho ehadowy form I imai?e ther 1 trace In earth and nir -iu,! ,.,i. Earth, soaand air, from pole to pol.i The majrle mirror of my soul ! -May Kendall, iu LoiiKuian'g JJaazmo- nUHOIl OF THE RAY. Gardeo truck Truth. . -Tho wheel-borrow". A believer in cold water The ice- man. Truth. The zebra is the most nncomfortablo of all animals except man. Puck. As a rulo the giant stands pretty high in the show business. Buffalo Courier. The Arab never leaves his home. He always takes it with him. Bing hamton Leader. The greatest dead-head scheme ever devised the Chinese deportation pro ject. Philadelphia Call. "Did Smiggs marry his wife for her money?" "No, it was for her futher's." Chicago Inter-Ocean. "Friend "Well. Psleuth, how is the detective business?" Old Psleuth "Looking up." Chicago Tribuue. It a wise man who keepeth his own counsel. Yes, but a wiser one who can sell it like a lawyer. Truth. It is unquestionably true that some of the greatest diplomats of tho age are lightaing-rod agents. Detroit Free Press. The trapeze performer's business is precarious at best. Ho should always nave some good thiug to fall back on." Troy Press. A man is always more truthful in his opinion of his second baby than of his first. Women call it more brutaL Atchison Globe. No longer wo'll wait They ore here in their glory, The fisherman's butt And tho sea-serpent story. Washington Star. "Colonel Bloodygeld's old war traits' still cling to him." "How so?" "I dined with him last night, and ho gave tho waiter no quarter. " Philadelphia Record. Droptin "How'd you happet to call your paper the Sun?" The Editor "It was started principally to make things hot for a few people. " Buffalo Courier. "Who aro those girls playing four handed pieces ou the piauo?" "Ono of them is the daughter of the hostosB." "And her accomplice?" Fliegende Blaetter. "Well I" said tho philosophic fisher man, as he drew his line out of the water, "I lost the fish, but I suppose I am entitled to are-bait." Washing ton Star. Old Lady (anxiously) "Does thit train stop at Liverpool?" tluurd -"Well, if it don't, ma'uni, you will see the biggest smash-up you ever heard of." Tit Bits. "Oholly, dear boy, don't you think you are taking cold here?" "Oh, no; my man alwayB attends to those things for me ; very clevah fellow he is." Chicago Inter-Ocean. "Have you received any pio yet?" said one officcseeker to another. "No, but I've received provisions of another sort." "What sort?" "Cold shoul der." Pittsburg Chronicle Telegram. We went out Ashing yesterday, And llshed witli euro und thought ; liy night we had a splendid mess Wllk'U some one else hud caught. Kansas City Journal. Vickars "Did you hear what Thompson said about you? Ho told me thut you were tho biggest ass he had ever met." Wiekars "Ho told you thut? You?" Indianapolis Jour nal. Tho young mclodramatist, telling the story of his play to the manager, said : "As the robbers crawl in at the window tho clock strikes one." Man ager "Good ! Which one?" Boston Globe. "Hquihbs is perfectly foolish about the safety of his babv, isn't he?" "Why do you think so?" ' Well, every time the iiiuse takes the baby out for an airing there is a policeman with her." Amusing Jouruitl. Spencer "There is only ono way of getting uliead of a 1 if 3 insur.uict company, und that is to die." Fer guson "No, there is ono other way." Spencer "What's that?" Feigusou "Don't insure." Brooklyn Life, Papa "So you let the Muxberry girl get away with all the class honors, th? I am ulinokt ashamed of you!" Sweet (Jirl (iraduute--"Oh, well, if I ucivaa homely as she is I should have gone iu for that sort of thing myself.' lfl tliauapolis Journal. Where Men Play Seeouil Fiddle. There is a considerable tribo of peo ple among the Kasia hills, iu the east ern part of Bengal, w ho consider the female the superior of the mule. The former everywhere und in everything asaert their superiority. The, nu n do all the housework and perform nil sorts of duties usually given to women iu ourpirt of tho world, while the wives attend to thu more serious alt'aiis of life. Fven the ownership of proplrty descends only through tlie women. As a mutter of course, tho girls of a family aro held in high voteiiu. 1'iu.vbuiyU Dlspaijli,