m FOREST REPUBLICAN I abUih4 vnrj Waaatadajr, ty J. E. WCNK. Ut ITUn, TIONMTA, IX Term, . . . IJQ yrTr, Cr.rrMponrt.nr. Mll!t4 (nm al Mrt. .f th. RATIS Or AOVKRTISinOl On fVjnara, an. inrth, an lnrMti, , I 0V On. Square cm. inch, cm month .... f W On. Fkjuare, on. Inoh, thrae month. , CO Una Square, one ln -h. on. ;, . , 1W lira KanitrM. (1n TUnr .... 90O publican. - ail na Half Column, on. jnnt.,, . SOW On. Column, on. yaar. VlOrW Lfal adTOTtiMinMiti fa end par w aach tuaartlotn. Marriagea and death not! (Mi gratia. All Mll for yearly advertisement nllaM quarterlf. Taroporary advertl-wmaota aaast M paid In advanoa. 1 Job work eah on delivery. VOL. XXVI. NO. 12. TIONESTA, PAM WEDNESDAY, JULY 12, 1893. &1.50 PER ANNUM. Forest Re Washington lias come to bo qui to a honeymoon city. Each of the four British Australia,!! colonies has n Scotchman et the head of its government. Statistics aro "aid to show tliat the introduction of machinery into manu fnctories 1ms decreased tho number of the unemployed. Our foreign visitors, now bo numer ous among us, aro pleased to say wo havo belter and cheaper restaurants thnu even Fnria affords. Moro factories for the making of handles for implements have been established in the South during tho past, year than in any five previous years. With no drunkenness, no crime, 110" fires and no disturbances of any sort during tho past year tho Boston Her ald admits that "Brattleboro, Vt.,may fairly lay claim to being tho Utopia of America." By a simpln invention, just adopted, every lighthouse on the coast is to identify itself hereafter by flashing out its number. This will relieve mariners from tho necessity of remembering many combinations of colors and also from uncertainty in ascertaining whether a light seen. dimly through the fog is white or rod. The wonder is, observes the New Orleans Picayune, that such a useful and simple device was not adopted long ago. Says the New York Independent : If tho United States of America has no name, neither has it a dcfinitcNational air. Of course the National air called "America" is English and identical with "God Kavo the Queen." "The Star Spangled Banner" possibly should be considered onr National air and sung as such at tho Chicago Exhibition. At Trinity College, Dublin, when tho American candidates camo forward to receive their doctorates the band played "Yankee Dopdlo" and set the Ameri cans in a titter. The lato Doctor Agnew, of Phila delphia, said that caturrhal affections were almost unknown among the Quakeresses whom he attended, and ho ascribed it to the fact that the Quaker bonnet protects tho back of the head and the nape of the neck from cold air. He might have gone further and added that the Quaker women have come nearer than any others of their sex to discovering tho perpetual bloom of youth. One moots in and about Phila delphia scores of Quakeresses who re tain in old age frosh, unwriukled faces, clear eyes, and erect figures. The peace aud health of their spirits seem to conform faco and figure. In tho great momentum of tho wo man movement, which guins new re cruits every day, the Chicago Herald protests that one is inclined to over look the fact that woman was a power morally, socially and intellectually in the, Fifteenth Century as well as the nineteenth ; that tho doors of univers ities were open to her not only to study but to teach within their sacred pre cincts. In the University of Salamanca the has had a place, and w hen Isabella of Spain desired to. acquire the Latin tonguo it was to a woman she turned for a tutor. In Ituly, even in the Thirteenth Century, a noble Florentine Ituly won the palm of oratory in a pub lic contest in Florence with learned doctors from all over the world. It is said that the Austrian authori ties are very much concerned about the constant heavy immigration from their territories, and are doing all they can to cheek it by publishing harrow ing accounts of the miseries undergone by their emigrants in foreign countries. They have lately published a state ment to the effect that Austrian emi grants in Brazil hove appealed to their consul at Rio do Janeiro to request the Brazilian Government to give them work or assistance. As the re. suit of this intervention, up to the first harvest, they were provided with fifteen days' work per month, at nominal daily wages of two florins eighty-four ki-eutzers, or about $1.18. This, however, explains the New "Orleaus Picayune, was not paid in ready money, but in paper, which shopkeepers would only accept at such a heavy discount that the unfortunate laborers were barely able to secure the necessaries of life. Tho present Brazilian Government, moreover, have not kept the promise made by their produce lEors to assign land to settlers au3 Advance money for its cultivation. Consequently, the im migrants have been reduoed to desti tution through tho increase in the pri of provisions, tho bad harvest, Huiiou oi worn, on me roau f ttoppatfft of cultivation. MY QUEST. When Time and I set forth together In April weather, lh, tender was the Moos' morning For winter doad 'Ireen teasels, maple-topt adorning, Tossed high o'erhead tnd nnderneath a blue and sparkling sky iVe Journeyed joyously, young Tims and L ( could not tall you bow It happened so, But this I know, That some time twixt bright dny and dark' some night, Time slipped away, Vanished this airy winged sprite Who will not stay Tho kings by subln art strive to unchain , and left ma only hope "We moot again." What should I do? Bend criers through the town To hunt him down? Or should I pray the clooks, "When next ye chime Some passing hour, With both hands seize this truant, Tlmel Onoe In my power " I'd clip hit wings, he could not fly so fast, already golden summer is o'erpost V" at length we met, both gray and bent and old, With greetings eold , Fbe snowflakos fell from out the leaden sky, And in my ears The wind's sad spirit seemed to sigh, "Alas, the years t Where are the deeds thou promised in tby prime, Who now art old, but In thy youth lost Timer Nancy Mann Waddle, in tho Independent. A GRAND JUROR. BI BOBKKT C. T, MEYERS. HE day Mary Ham i mond aooepted Joyce, her mother handed her a thousand-dollar b o nd, her share of her father's life insur ance. She thought of pretty gowns to be worn as a bride, Then she sobered up. David would think her silly, he was so practical. She was sorry for David. About a month after the eusracrement John Alroy was made postmaster of Uarrett He was young, quick and clever, and handsome. Joyce was busy at the store, so Mary often wont to social gatherings without him, hefcalling for her later on in the evening. He did not dance ; Alroy did. It gradually dawned upon him that Mary danced a good deal with the post master. Ho also found that the post master often met Mary by chance whoa she took sunny walks. n. April he mado his usual spring trip to buy goods. He had been away a week when he received a letter from Mary. She asked to be absolved from her engagement with him. The calm ness with which Mary met him told him his doom. "It is Alroy, of course?" ho said. "It may seem o you that I treat you badly," she returned, "but I never knew what love was till I met him ;" and Joyce went away. Throughout tho summer he saw littlo of the happy pair, invented business excuses taking him much from home. Winter came, and the store claimed him. April loomed up the anniver sary of his shattered hopes and he heard that Mary would be married in June. In June the marriage was put off till autumn. This was the reason. The postoffice at Garrett was third-class. Out of his oalary tho postmaster was expected to defray all oftico expenses. In a second-class office, clerk hire and other liabilities were met by the Govern ment, while tho salary of the master was considerably increased. Alroy proposed to raise his office to second class, so as to be in a position to mar ry. To do this he must prove that the business of his office had increased for a year to such an extent that it equalled existing second-class offices. Late in the summer he said that this was so. In September an expert dis covered that, while the sale of stamps for a year equalled that of an office of the higher grade ,it did not represont a corresponding increase iu mailed matter. Alroy was accused of fraud. In January Joyce was summoned to act as grand juror on the 20th of Feb ruary, in the city, more than a hun dred miles away. The afternoon of the 18th brought Garrett a bliuding snow-storms: the streets were deserted, business was at a standstill. About four o'clock and nearly dark, a lady entered Joyce's private room at tho store. It was Mary Hammond. "I have heard," she said at once, "that you are a grand juror in the February term. The postmaster's case comes up before you. " Joyce's heart gave a bound. He had not thought ot that. "The grand jury, I am informed," she went on, "decide if there is suffi cient ground to make out a case to go before the court. You will have a voice in deciding whether or not there is a case against the postmaster." Joyce's eyes were like coals of fire. "If it were in your power, you would convict the postmaster," she said. Joyce found his voice. "If I knew him to be guilty, yes," he said. "He is guilty," Bho went on. "The stamps were bought by me, with the thousand dollars of my faUter's insur ance. I proposed the fraud. Love for lika made me do as I have done ; love for me made him do the rest. " Without another word she went from the room out into the snow-storm. Joyce trembled in every limb, The insult drove hiin wild. She knew that he still loved her, and she called upon that love to save Alroy even at the oost of honor, The, outrage of it I Alroy was guilty, and there was but one thing to do. Love and honor contended hopeless love, inalienable honor. There oonld bo no question as to which would win. The following day, the outrage the insnlt -gnawing at him, he went on the hundred-mile journey, Ort the rooming of the 20th he took bath that ho would do his duty as a good and loyal man in the matters to be placed bofore the grand jury. In a few mia- ntes more he waa sitting with twenty- three other men round a Jong table listening to detectives and others testi fying against unseen people. How many cases were disposed of he hardly knew, when ho heard the name he had waited for. Joyce raised his head. Now would come the revenge for all the pain he had silently suf fered; and yet bis revenge would be only his honest duty. His face grew hard and grim. A post-office expert testified among other thing, that Alroy had openly boasted that ho would- raise his office to second grade so that the increase of salary would warrant his marriage. Two other witnesses testified as to the facts already known. "Well, gentlemen," said the fore man of the jury. . "I move that a true bill bo found," cried a juror. "I second the motion," said another. "All in favor of a tmo bill signify their assent by saying 'Ayo.' " Several "Ayes." "Contray 'No.'" Several "Nob." Tho foreman and an officer of the court looked round the table. "He may, or may not, have thought the sales legitimate," said one. "Oughtn't ho to have the benefit of the doubt?" asked another.' "It is getting very easy to accuse men in of fice of dishonesty." "An official like a postmaster, " said a third, "should be above suspicion." "Rather unfair to make hia wish to be married tho cause for his rascality," said the youngest juryman. "And to blame him for his ambition in trying to raise his office," said a kind voice. "Gcntlometl," said the court offioer, "a majority of one is sufficient to make out a true bill, and a liko majority of one may ignore a bill. Those in favor of a true bill will please rise. " The man next to Joyce sprang up to his feet. Another got up. Joyce counted three, four, five. "If he knew the bare sale of the stamps did not substantiate his, claim, that would make a true bill against him, " said a juror. Another man stood up, still another. "Only seven. Ah, eight, nine, ton, eleven. " The juror on the other side of Joyce rose. "Twelve." Joyce with a feeling of exultation that his revenge was to be even great er than he had hoped when he could give the casting vote to decide the case against Alroy staightened his knees to rise and form the majority of one. At that moment he heard a low, tremulous voice: "I proposed the fraud. Love for him made me do as I have done ; love for me made him do the rest." He glanced fearfully around, almost expecting to see the owner of that voioe the woman he loved the woman who had treated him. so badly the woman who had gauged his honor and his love. "Your duty as a good and loyal man " "No majority," sang out the court officer, "a tie. Let me try again an other way. Those in favor of ignoring the bill please to rise. " ("Your duty as a good and loyal may") Twelve men were standing np. "How is this gentlemen," said the court officer, "still a tie." ("I proposed the fraud," came that low, tremulous voice. "Love for him made me do as I have done.") Love. Did Joyce know what love was? Did he know the power Mary's love must have exercised over the man she loved the man she had ruined? Did he know her suffering now that she realized what she done? And did he think of Alroy's love for her; of his striving after hap piness with her even at the price of that which men hold to be the first principle of man hood honor? Was there not yet a chance for retrieving, a chance for their peace, made purer by mistake and suffering? Was there nothing higher than mere duty? Was it duty to irretrievably ruin two lives which might yet be mode better? Mary would never be sure of the part her discarded lover played in this case, de spite her guessing, and oh, his honor, his honor ! and oh, his paiu his hope less love t "Still a tie," impatiently said the oourt officer. Oh, his honor I and oh, his pain his hopeless love I But oh, Mary's happi ness! Joyce, the thirteenth juror, suddenly shot up on his feet, making the ma jority of one. "Majority !" proclaimed the court officer. "The bill is ignored. " The thirteenth juror fell in a heap to the floor. New York Storiettes. Queer Matrimonial Method. A convenient way they have in Hol land and Batavia of tying the matri monial knot when the lady is in ono country and the gentleman in thn other. For the Hollanders are such a thrifty industrious people that they like not to lose time even over the most solemn services. Tho marriage is af fected by procuration. The watches of the two parties the one Bay in Am sterdam and the other in Batavia are regulated to accord, or the difference iu longitude allowed for. Then at the same instant of time tho marriage cere mony is performed in both places, and the, thing is done, THE PICTURESQUE COWBOY Kb isj rafidlt passing away In thh fab west, liapld Decline of the Range Business the Cause ot Ills IMsappearaneO What He Was In His Prime, THE rapid decline of the range business of Wyoming began six years ago. Before that it had been of a character to tempt even tho rich. At one time men paid two per cent, a month for money, and made 100 per cent, profits a year. That was when cows came tip from Texas at a oost of $7 each, sold in two years for (22, and in three years for $40 and more, when the ranges were not overstocked, the pasturage was good, and all the conditions, including boom" prices at the stockyards, were favorable. The men who did the best pushed into new territory as fast as the Indians were crowded oil, and kept finding new grass and plenty of it. But the risks soon came, and multi plied. If one man was careful not to overstock a range, he could not be sure that another cow outfit would not do so precisely where he had put his cattle. Prices fell, fences cut up the ranges and shut off the water, winter losses became heavier and heavier, and the "good old days" of this inhuman, devil-may-care, primitive, and clumsy business came to an end. The cowboys of picture and story existed in the brilliant days. At first they had come from Texas, but in the zenith of their romantic glory they came from every where and from every class. They in cluded young Englishmen, college graduates from the East, well-born Americans all sorts who did not "strike luck" at anything else,- and who were full of vim and love of ad venture. They got $40 a month and good keep during the greater part of each year. They rodo good horses, that had as much of the devil in them as the 'boys" themselves. They bought hand-stamped Cheyenne saddles and California bits that were as ornate as jewelry, and stuck their feet in grand tapaderos, or hooded stirrups, richly ornamented, padded with lamb's wool, and each as big as a fire-bat. Their spurs were fit - for grandees, their big broad felt sombreros cost more than the Prince of Wales ever paid for a pot-hat. And then, alas t the cow-men began to economize in men, food, wages everything. The best of the old kind of cowboys, who had not become own ers or foreman, saloon-keepers or gamblers, or had not been shot, drifted away. Some of the smartest among them became "rustlers" those cattle thieves whose depredations resulted in what almost came to be a war in Wy oming last year. They insisted that they had to do it to live. From the cowboy stand-point it was time for the business to languish. Towns were springing up every here and there, each with its ordinance that cowboys must take off their side-arms before they entered the villages ; wages were low down ; men had to cart hay and dump it around for winter food ; ettlers fenced in the streams, and others stood guard over them with guns; it was time such a business languished. From tho stand-point of Nineteenth Century civilization the same conclusion was reached the range business was an obstruction to civilization, a bar to the development of the State, a thing only to be toler ated in a new and wild country. And now I am -assured that there is not an intelligent cow-man who does not know that the business is doomed in Wyoming, and that the last free-roving herds must move on. There is not one who does not know that small hunches of cattle, held in connection with agri culture, must take the places of the range cattle, because better grades of cattle can be bred, better meat can be produced, all risks will nearly disap pear, and the expenses of the care-of the cattle will not be a tithe of those of the old plan. Julian Ralph, in Harper's Magazine. A Papler.Mache Hospital. Papier-mache, which can be com pressed almost to the solidity of iron, promises to come into vogue as a building material. A portable hospi tal large enough to accommodate twen ty beds has been made of compressed paper. Every part of the building is numbered, and the whole can be packed up in such a way as to be car ried by three transference trucks. These trucks are bo planned as to form the bases of the hospital, T-shaped joists of iron keeping the foundation steadily in place Over this comes a flooring of compressed and varnished paper boards, which adapt themselves admirably to cleanliness. The walls and ceiling are of the same material, while the beams, composed of thin galvanized iron wire, connect the parallel walls. Holes are bored be tween the walls and tho ceiling for purposes of ventilation, aud the win dows are made of wire gauze with a transparent coating. Such a building would be of great service in tropical countries, especially if in addition to its lightness aud strength it can be made fireproof. New York Telegram. Can Telegraph to China. One can now telegraph from New Orleaus to any of the principal cities of China direct, if he wants to, and is willing to pay the charges. The Chi nese land system has made connections with the Russian system and the Celes tial empire is now no further away than across the street. The charge for tele graphing to China is said to be $2 a word, plus the cable, rates across tho ocean, aud the service is rapid and satisfactory. Hunan is the only pro vince of China that is not reached by telegraph. It remains indomitably opposed to all foreign innovations. New Orleans Picayune, WISE WORDS. Superstition render a man n fool, and skepticism makes him tnad. There is no substitute for thorough going, ardent and sincere earnestness. The less a marl thinks ot knows about his virtues the better we liko him. Honorable industry always travels the same road With enjoyment and duty. To love to preach is one thing to love those to whom wo preach, quite another. Poets are the mirrors of the glgantio shadows which futurity casts upon the present, The strokes of the pen need delibera tion as much as those of the sword need swiftness.. From the body ofpne guilty deed a thousand ghostly fears and haunting thoughts proceed. Every burden has two handles ono rmooth and easy to grasp, one rough and hard to hold. The wealth of a man is the number of things he loves and blesses and by which he is loved and blessed. He that honors, his neighbor on ac count of his money will in the end part company with him in disgrace. Long customs are not easily broken ; he that attempts to change the course of his life very often labors in vain. ' The world is seldom what it seems. To man, who dimly sees, realities ap pear as dreams, and dreams realities. Tho martyrs to vice fa exceed the martyrs to virtue, both in endurance and in number. So blinded are we by our passions that we suffer more to be lost than to be saved. Offer to the world a large, generous, true, sympathetic nature and, rich or poor, you will have friends, and will never be friendless, no matter what catastrophes may befall you. A Strange Charity. Of the many strange ways of bestow ing charity which owe their origin to the eccentric whims of wealthy testa tors there are few more peculiar than that which takes place at the Priory Church, West Smithfield, every Good Friday. This is the Money Dole. On that day twenty-one widows might have been seen picking tip sixpences from a tombstone. This singular cus tom has been observed for so many years that the actual date ot itsMncep tion is forgotten. Even the name of the benefactor is unknown. It is stated that a sum of money was originally left by a lady to provide masses each year for the repose of her soul, but when the Reformation dawned the trustees were puzzled how to carry out the bequest without incit ing hostile criticism. Eventually they resolved to distribnte the interest which accrued each year from the fund to a certain number of poor wid ows, who should be obliged to kneel over tho tomb, and pick up the money from the stone which covered it. In this way it was hoped that the recip ients would involuntarily offer a prayer for the welfare of her soul. Another difficulty, however, arose in the fact that the nave of the churh in which the lady had been buried had been demolished, and the site con verted into a graveyard. Utterly un able to decide where the lady actually was buried, the trustees selected a rude, unlettered gravestone in tho churchyard, and upon this slab the money was placed for the women en titled to receive it. About the end of the last century the fund which sup ported the charity was diverted, aud since that timo the custom has beeu maintained by the generous donations of wealthy people who are unwilling that such a quaint charity should be discontinued. The Million. Frightful Slaughter of Oame Birds. A clipping from a Texas paper uu nonnces that an official of one of the Panhaudle counties of that State has made a contract with a Kansas City firm to deliver 80,000 dozen prairie chickens within the next five months. These birds, it is said, are to be sent to Chicago to fill a contract made with parties in that city, so that Chicago may have a supply of these hens dur ing tho whole time of the World's Fair. It is hard to imagine that 300, 000 prairie chickens could be deliv ered by any one contractor, but it is certainly worth the while of the au thorities of Texas to investigate this matter and to endeavor to protect the birds that still exist in the Loue Stur State. The game of Texas, like that of other plains States, has been ruthlessly slaughtered, and to-day there is little of it left in comparison with what there used to be. This little should be preserved by every legitimate means. The destruction of the prairie chicken over so large a portion of tho territory where it was onoe enormously abun dant is still fresh iu the publio mind. This is ono of the birds whose ex termination over a vast territory has been oomplete, and nuless measures for its preservation are soon taken in sec tions where it still exists, it seems likely that in the course of a few years it will stand in the same position now occupied by its relative, the heath hen ofNaushou; that as, may exist only iu little colonies which are always grow ing fewer in numbers and are speedily to die out. Forest and Stream. . Two Mammoth Apple Trees. The two largest apple trees in the State of New York are both near the town of Wilson. The largest was planted in 1 HI 5, aud thirty-three full barrels of apples were once picked from its branches in a single season. The other is on the farm of J. G. O. Brown, aud yielded twenty barrels of "choice" fruit aud five barrels of "culls" in the aeaoou of 1891. St, Louis Republic, 3CIEMIFIC AXD INDUSTRIAL. An electrio railroad is one of th lights of Biam. The Greenwich clock was electrically connected with several London rail way clocks in I860. Scientists affirm that ice frozen at f ero temperature is more durable than that which forms when tho mercury is above that point. The Lancet says that Egypt as re gards sanitation is now about on a level with what Kngland was in tne days of Queen Elizabeth, when the mortality of London was forty-five per 1000. It has been determined that the tem perature of an electrio aro light re mains constant at about 3500 degrees. This temperature cannot be inoreased or diminished by changing the size or amperage of tho aro. It has long been known to architects that the perpendicularity of monu ments is affected by the rays of the sun. This phenomenon is due to the greater expansion of the side upon which the sun's rays fall. A remarkable increase in the nse of oil as a fuel on Russian railroads is shown by recent statistics. In 1861 there were used 1914 tons of naphtha, while in 1890 there were used 291,307 tons of naphtha and naphtha residues. A French novelty in the way of a timepiece is a floral clock, the long hands of which sweep above twelve flower beds, each bed being different from all the others in color and varie ty of flower. The hands are moved by subterranean mechanism. The smallest holes pierced by mod ern machinery are one-thousandth of an inch 1n diameter. This drilling ap paratus, which was the invention of one John Wennstrom, is designed to make 22,000 revolutions per minute and is used in boring sapphires, rubies, diamonds and other gems. It ia estimated that too Mississippi River annnally discharges into the Gulf of Mexico 19,500,000,000,000 cnbio feet of water. Of this prodig ious quantity the l-200th part will be sediment. Thus the Mississippi River annnally deposits alone into the Gulf of Mexico sufficient mud to cover a square mile of surface to a height of 240 feet. It is a well-known fact that heavenly bodies invisible to tho human eye, even when assisted by the most power ful telescope, may be detected by the photograpio plate. A practical illus tration of the value of photography in this connection is fonnd in the ex perience of March, when no fewer than eighteen small planets were detected photographically. Twelve of these were discovered by M. Charlois, at Nice. Dr. E. Hutchinson said, in a recent lecture before the Royal Institution, at London, that with an electrio motor a speed of 1000 miles an hour could be obtained "though beyond that point they perhaps entered the region of projectiles rather than of locomotives. " This remarkable speed is obtainable because of the great advantage of the purely rotary motion ot an electrical motor over the reciprocal motion of the piston and connecting rod of the steam locomotive. Something wonderful in tho clock line has been constructed by a mechan ic in Warsaw, Poland. It represents a railway station with a clock tower giving the time in four countries. Trains run into or depart from the station every fifteen minutes. Station agents, telegraphers, ticket sellers, with lines of passengers, are seen in action, and the usual bustle and tumult of a station are heard and seen, bells ringing, whistles blowing, eto. The (Jarden Way. In a littlo village in Sussex, England, there is a veritable milky way of lilies, where thousands of white blossoms shed their perfume and where women gardeners tend and pack and ship the fragrant products. Twenty-five years ago a single lily bulb was given to Mrs. Bates, a larmer's daughter, who tended the gift with the care women bestow on flowers, and when sixteen bulbs had resulted from the original one, and Mrs. Bates, finding that her chil dren, as she called them, had outgrown the sunny window where they grew, she planted them in the corner of the garden. Ten years ago a daughter of Mrs. Bates, inspired by the enterprise of the time, sent some blossoms to the Loudon market, and now. iu associa tion with her sisters, has made the Bates lilies famous for their beauty and perfection. The daughters are keen business women, interviewing their buyers at the six o'clock market, selling without interference of agent to private customers, florists and com mission merchants. The average pro duct is 000 dozens a week, which are packed by women iu the gardens. Women are taking up floriculture to a considerable extent in England, and at the Horicultural College landscape and kitchen gardening aro taught by lectures, demonstrations aud practical work. If is an interesting fact that applications are received at the college faster than the women can be trained. Prairie Farmer. How to Secure t'unlldcuee. This from an authority: "Don't ask questions, don't mention names, listen occasionally, and you will find yourself a society favorite." Tho first "don't" seems to have been most cor rectly placed. There is nothing which creates a pleasanter impression, aud which really leads to the most complete confidence thau the tact which listens sympathetically t all a companion will say, but uever proltea deeper by au impulsive interrogation. One learns to trust such au acquaintuce, aud feels iu her company a peculiar sense of se curity that is veuy btttUiyiiig. Brovk lyu Citizen, THE VALUE OF ADVERTISINGS, A wealthy man endeavored once to show,1' . That Fortune conies to those who advert) A poor man said, Twas money tbrowa away," and seemed the other's loglo to despise. v flicy argued long, till each to his own view, Dnknowtng, had the other one converted. Hie rich man hastened to withdraw his ads, The poor man rushed to have an .id. Inserted. A year ago or more Is It, I trow. 81nce those two men thus argued and eon versed. One rich, one poor, they still exist to-day But Fortune their positions have reversed. Yankee Blade. HUMOR OF THE DAY. Headquarters Hats. Puck. A rakish craft The gardner's. Slight of hand A refusal to marry. 1 An open secret The combination to your safe. Truth. Cnpid beats all Congress as an intro ducer of honse bills. Puck. Liko nnto a woman, the beauty of a cheek is seen in its face and figure. Life. Tho matrimonial race is often begun at a rattling gate. Chicago Inter Ocoan. "He's an ideal ladies' man." "But he never says a word." "Precisely." Detroit Tribune. ' It is a strong boarder who can eat three plates of hash without turning a hair. Boston Courier. Few men are driven to drink in com parison to those who walk there vol untarily. Troy Frees. Millions aro striving for wealth, thousands for fame, a dozen to be good. Chicago Tribune. . Originality is the ability to present old things in a new form that meets popular approval. Puck. At tho Midway Ploisance a man can have a fight in forty languages. Memphis Apeal-Avalunche. Life is no joke, but we refuse to give it np, even when it becomes tho oldest kind of a chestnut. Truth. In the household the children usually find that "pa" is the most martial an "ma" the most partial. Boston" Courier. People who "would give tho world for" something seem to forget that thef desired object is a part of that world;1 they give np. Truth. , Miss Grostesque "Do you know . te-he-no man has ever kissed me.'j Calloway "Most men are cowards." New York Herald. Rose "Does Mr. Very dull know anything?" Lillian "Know any thing? Ho doesn't even suspect any thing." Life's Calendar. What wondering eyas on him will turn What e'er may le his track ! He is the borrower who gives I His neighbor's pencil back. Washington Star. "Miss Billion looked as if sho felt" awfully cheap when she was intro duced to Savepenny." "Sho knew how to appear attractive to him." Chicago Inter-Ocean. Sympathizing Friend "Yon ought to ask old Skinflint to keep oue thing in mind " Discouraged Debtor "He'd charge mo for storage." De-' troit Tribune. ' There are said by statisticians to be about 420,000,000 Christians in the world. Nevertheless, it isn't Bafo to lose sight of your umbrella even for at moment. Shoe aud Leather Reporter J Merchant (to applicant) "Do you think you know enough to assist me in the office?" Boy "Know enough? Why, I left my last place because the boss said I knew more than ho did." Society Journal. Son (who is stndying bookkeeping) "What is double entry?" Absent minded Father (who has had experi ence) "Putting half the money in the drawer and half in your own pocket." Harvard Lampoon. Doctor "Well, my fine fellow, yorj have got quite well again I I was sure that the pills I left for yon would oure you. How did you take them in water or cake?" "Oh, I UEed them in my pog-gun. " Tid-Bits. Bride (just after the wedding) "Fred, you promised to give me grand surprise after wo were married. What is it?" Bridegroom (who is widower) "I have sTx children, my pet all boys." Bride "How de lightful, dear ! I have four daughters. Shan't we all bo happy together,' love?" Tid-Bits. , A Itomaullc Story, V A wedding recently took place in St.j Petersburg, Russia, which excited vory general interest. It wua tho marriage of tho daughter of tho Semenvoskv Regiment of the Imperial Guard with! Lieutenant Alexander Ilcdausky of the Eighty-sixth Infantry Regimcut. The young lady, who is now eighteen yenre of age, aud has always gone by the name of Semenovskaia, taking her patronymic from tho regiment, wo found as a baby, lying in a ditch, by the men of the Scmeuovsky Regiment as they were marching from Plevna' upon Constantinople iu Deceinler, lb78. Tho littlo Turkish foundling? was tenderly cared for, aud after tl time baptized into the Russian Ortho dox religion, her godfather being the Surgoon of the regiment and her god mother the Princess Eugenie of Old enburg. The regiment intrusted her education to qualified persons, and the bride now brings to her husband a handsome dowry, provided by her military guardians St. James'a Uuzette. Carthago was forty-live miles in cir jumference, situuted oil a peninsula. On the laud side there were triplo wa lls.i retarded by towers so large that the iMMtemeut of each contained stalls for JCW elephant.