I THE FOWST REPUBLICAN f .. WENK. Oflota n.rbaot;h A Co.'i tullUn, kji mur, tionjbta, r. Trm, ptrTtir. M ntaeitptlMt ncalTea fw , RATXS Of ADVERTISING f ' One Square, on. Inch, ona lusw tlue). .1 Is1 On. ftquara, on Inch, one month. . ., 0O Una Squ.ro, on. inoh, tbraa months. , 00 On. Sqn.ro, on. inch, on. yaar . WW Two Square, on. year 1ft OO Quarter Column, on. ;wr SO 00 Half Column, one yaar . .. BO 00 On. Column, on. year. ... .. IW Lagai dvertisemat tea e3t pa ttw each Imwtkra. . ; Marriage ud dmth notion, gratia. Tf All Mi), for yearly advertisement. awBectati quarterly. Temporary advertiseoMats Beat be paid ia advance, i Job work oa.h on delivery. 1 forest Republican. VOL. XXV. NO. 52. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, APRIL 19, 1893. S1.50 PER ANNUM. One-fourth of the land surface of tha globe it occupied by English-speaking people, Tha year 1893 began on a Sunday ind Will finish on Sunday, so that it will ontala fifty-three Sundays. Indiana has more Germans than any other State, Thoy constituo flfty-flvo per coat, of the population. Ex-Boctetary of War Elklns inclines to the abolition of both the word and the saber, on the grouud that they are no longer of the slightest practical use in actual warfare. One of the most striking .features in connection with this age of electricity, "remarks the New York Independent, is the wondorfully iargo and rapid growth of books and pamphlets bearing upon the subject. An electrical journal recently assured Its readers that within a comparatively hort time many trolley roads will be constructed in country districts for the express purpose of carrying farm pro ducts to market: The New England Farmer is authority for the statement that "the condition of the average farmer in New England, all things considered, is much better than that of the average farmer in most other sections of the country. Two car-loads of Boston girls have gone to Texas to supply the demand there for wives, which leads the Detroit Free Press to exclaim that "the man who seeks to escape from woman recklessly tackles the Impossible." Fresh Government clerks in Washing, ton are tempted by offers of credit on 11 tides. This, explains the Atlanta Constitution, is because persons em ployed by the Government must pay tha dobts contracted while in office oi suffer dismissal. When a clerk is tardy in set tlement the creditor can have the mounnt of the debt doducted from the debtor's salary. During the year 1892 England published 4915 new booke and 1339 new editions, or a total of 6331. Last year the figures were 5 TOG. The increase has been especially iu tho department of novola, uanu-ly 1147 as compared with 890 in 1891. Thoology reports 528, philosophy 679, medicine 127 new pub. lications, while law has only twenty-six, altho paetry has 185, history 293, and geography 250. Chief Justice Fuller, having gone to bis doctor's houo In Washington recent, ly in preference to sending Jor the physician, found that gentleman absent and was invited into the library to await his return. The attendant who ushered the visitor In was ignorant of the latter's station, but recognized him as a man of culture and kind impulses. This was evident from the surprising request that the Chief Justice should improve the time by writing a love letter for the man who let him in. Pens, ink, paper and envelop were proffered, and without hesitation the favor was granted, the missive being completed before the phy aiciun's return. It is said that when a native of Hawaii wishes to give evidence of his sorrow at the loss of a kinsman he goes to some secluded apotaud endeavors to knock out one of his frout teeth. In case it it his maiden effort at mourning, relates the Atlanta Constitution, the bereaved not uo frequently bungles the job, and ou looking over the debris often finds that he has knocked out a couple or more. If the griet stricken party, however, lacks the .nerve or distrusts his prowess to accomplish the tooth's displacement, a dear and obliging fricn 1 is always at hand to offer his assistance. As a result of this custom a inau of middle age Is often short so many teeth that gastronom ers are embarrassed iu eating their food. American dentists will do a land office business in Hawaii if the United States au nexes the islauds. The New York Tribuue maintains that there has been no revolution in the pro duction of cotton siuce Whitney In vented the gin and too t the "seeding'' of it out of the bauds of the old women and chudrea. Now, however, there is a prospect ot another great change. Over 600 machines have beeu inveuted in the last twenty years for picking the cotton from the boll, and all have failed to give satisfaction. Hut still another is to be tested, and cottou men believe it will bo successlul. It will pick, it is said, 10,000 pouud a day. An ordin ary field band cau pick of the short staple about 150 pounds a day, and of the' long staple about 350, so that the new machine will do the work of about forty men. Fifty cent a hundred pounds is considered fair wages in the cotton belt. The machine, therefore, will earn 50 a day. I BONO, Whore wind-flowers to the kissing win Tk bend their dainty leave, And gold ot chaery celadlds Doth mock tho August sheave. Where blu. bells, elfin marriage-bells, King out their tiny chimes There will I baste me In lb. Bpring, To fashion fragrant rhyme. There will I haste ma In the Spring, My lovely lady's charm to sing . Oh 1 Lady mine, what wind-blown flower Hnth half thy way wnrJ grace? What blossomed gold was e'er so bright A. that which crowns thy face? What blua balls hut thine eyes would shame And make with envy pale? Tbou art more fair than gracious Spring E'er drest a Winter vale. '-' Then haste thee, haste thee, pretty Spring, That I may prove the truth I sing. Amelia Rives Cbanler, in Oncj A Week. AT LONE MOUND STATION. BY TOM P. MORGAN. OOD-BYE, Hall" the conductor called from his perch in the turret of the yellow ca boose of freight train No. 43. "Good-bye, Abel" Keanley answered, as he trudgod along be tide the long train toward the small depot, beyond the brown water tank, me engine soon slaked its thirst at the tank and got under way again. A moment later the caboose passed Kean ley, and, with ever increasing speed, swayed onward toward the curve at the Lone Mound. As Keanley nearrd the little depot, the strains of a violin floated toward him. Soft and tweet came the tuno, liko the tinkle of musical glasses, and there was in it pathetic, wailing undertone, as if the player was striving to tell in music of a heart ache and trials bravely borne. Keanley could hardly repress an ejacu lation of surprise as he entered tha littlo office and behdld the wiolder of the magic bow, a pale-faced boy, almost a child. As the lad carefully deposited the violin in the open box at his tide, and slowly rose, Keanley taw that tho little fellow was a cripple. One leg, distorted and shriveled, swung, a useless member. Resting on his crutches, the boy raised bit hat. "You're tho new agent, I t'pose," ho said. "Yes," Keanley answered, "I am tho new agent. And who are you?" he con tinued, kindly. "The ex-agent?" "No, only bis ton," the boy replied. "And where is your futherf" "Over there, on the tlope." The boy't chin quivered as he spoke. Keanley looked from the wiudow. On the tlope ot the Lone Mound was a tiny grove yard. One oblong black blotch in itt midst marked a new made grave. The agent was, there. "Pardon me," Keanley taid; "I did not know. My instructions simply told me to take charge of the station. I sup posed the agent bad been promoted or discharged." "He was promoted," tho boy said gravely. "And what will you do now?'' Kean ley asked, presently. "I don't know," the boy answered. "I've been thinking and thinking, but it's no use. I don't know what to do. P'raps the superintendent will give me a Elaco in an office. I can write a fair and and wire pretty well, but I ain't much on heavy work." This last with a rueful glonco at his crutches. Then Keanley lied, tnd deliberately, too. He had no need of an assistaut, but a lightning resolve flashed through bis brain, and he said to the cripple: "You are just the chop I am looking for. I need a boy to help roe." "What for?" asked the lad. "To to why, to write and look out for things generally," Keanley answered, half desperately. "I'll feel safer to gad about when I have an assistant whom I know I cua trust. Then, too, I might be sick, you know." The boy looked doubtfully at him. "If you are in earnest, I'll jump at the cbauce to stay," be said. "In earnest?" Keanley cried, in pre tended pique at the lad's doubt. "Of course, 1 am. Do you think I don't know my own mind, young man?" The boy taid nothing. Aud so it was settled, and crippled Ben became Kean ley't assistant, although there was not work enough to occupy half of oue per son's time. At the days wheu the breeze brought from tho slope the perfume ot the wild verbenas were succeeded by those when the snow came with a rush aud hiss against tho little depot, Keanley grew more than fond of tho little cripplo. To be sure, to board and clothe the lad and to pay him an occasional dollar made quite a gap iu each mouth's salary, but Keanley never grudged a penny of It. It was pay enough to witness the boy's gratitude, and to sco the lad's great eyes following him with their glances of posi tive beatitude. Often nud ofton the violin tang its tweet songs, but now they seldom had the pitiful, wailing undertone. The lad's father had planued to do justice to his talent by having him taught by a Waaler of the violin. .Now, Kean ley and little Den planned in a happy, visionary way. Tlicy wore to save what money ihcy could, nud thus littlo Ben was to have the coveted musical i us t ruc tion . But, at best, the accumulation of funds went on t'owly. The plans of the two went further than this. Keanley ha1, "once upon a time," been foolish enough o fall iu love with old Senator llicks's daughter, and the returned his love. The old senator, when be founJ how matters stood, pro ft ceeded to squelch the whole affair; Ite even forgot the time when he bad boon as much bf a pauper as the young fellow uo acni pncKing irom nit presence. Tho girl, with her tear-wet face up turned to his, promised Keanley to wait for him till he succeeded in accumulating the $ 10.000 that tha nl.l un. n..,1 as the amount of wealth Keanley must l . . . potauss oeiore ne could aspire to winning her. Then, when order hud mnt trn. ley to tho west, ha had gone with the determination strong within him to very soon gam toe money and the girl. But he speedily grew despotidenti The fates seemed against him. He struck ho bonanza or highway to speedy wealth, and finally half gave up the stiuggle. Tho money that would flow to Utile Ben aS tha BUllfltftntifll MwirJ nf Ilia ffnnlm was to be invested by Keanley, who, in tola manner, won hi innn nM. n coveted (10,000. Then when prosper ity .mill .V... . J found son-in-law, little Ben't wealth was to De returned to hlra. The two plotters placed great faith in 'this plan, chimerical as it was. Then, came the great storms, and, with them, one that the "oldest inhabi tant," popularly supposed to know every thing, declared was tho largest and heaviest rainfall since '31. The creeks seemed to have wholly forgotten their boundaries, and, later, the work begun up toe rain was completed by the cloud burst, over in the next, county, near tho bead of Hackberry Creek. It was nearly 10 o'clock when a message went clicking oy, and Keanley, who had been nursing an acning tootn all day, remarked to Bun, who was playing the violin loudly, to shut out the sound of the rushing rain : "Dispatcher it telling them to look out for an east bound special that leaves Hamilton al 10:40. That means 11:29 when it passes here." Ben nodded and went on with his tune. Presently the train dispatcher was heard calling "G." That was Giddings, the station just beyond, whero the rail road bridge spanned Hr.c'tberry Creek. "What is tho condition of bridge 381?" the message ran. The operator at Giddings presently clicked back the answer: "Bridge 381 is O. K. Water high but not. dangerous." The cloud burst bad not yet oc curred. Meanwhile Keanley't tooth grew more painful, till its victim did little but walk the floor and anathematize the of fending molar. "If it don't ease up toon," he taid, presently, "I'll tiamp over to the settle ment and have it out, storm or no storm." Soon, the pain not abating, he donned hit rubber coat and boots and started away in the darkness and storm. With hit violin tor company little Ben scarcoly felt lonely. He wondered pres ently if it were not time for Keanley't return. Suddenly tho sender bogaa to click furiously: "II. H. H." the Hamilton call. Then came the message: "Bridge 381 is down. For God's sake, hold the special I" The cloud burst bad done Itt work. Ben glanced quickly at the cloe'e. The hands indicated a fraction of a minute less than 12:26. The special was on time, and, even as Beu turned, there came the flash of tho headlight through the storm that drowned the noise of the engine's approach. No time even to take the red lantoin from the cuddy and light it. Little Ben remembered afterward how, even in the intense excitement of the moment, it had flashed through his mind how useless the effort of the frightened operator at Giddings had boon iu tele graphing to Hamilton, when ho might have known that the special had passed there half an hour before. The engine gave no call for brakes, and Ben knew that no stop would be made there and that the train would rush ou to destruction at tho wrecked bridge at Hackberry Crook. Tue headlight seemed abreast of him as he flung open tho door, and, with a mighty spring on his crutches,, threw himsolf out on the platform of tha little depot. Thsre wot no use or time to signal, and there seemed nothing to do but to let the train rush on to wreck. Then, like a flash, the littlo cripple raised his right crutch, and, with the rapidity almost of lightning, hurled it, lance-fashion, at the window of the engine cab, just as it flashed past him. Then ho slipped and fell headlong on the wet platform. Passing just above the back of the d re man, as he bent to open tho furnace door, the crutch struck the engineer's shoulder with a force that made him cry out. His quick perception took in the situation, and he knew that something serious had caused the train to be sig naled in that manner. Soon the train came to a standstill. Then it backel up to the little depot, and the eugiuoer, crctch in hand, descended hurriedly from the cab. Ho found the owner of the crutch crawling to his feet with a face much paler than usual. The story was toon told, and then it was retold in the parlor car, whero the conductor speedily carried little Bon. In the cab, the engineer said to the grimy fireman: "Bill, it utmost makes me ashamed of myself to have my life saved by such a weak, palo little feller, an' a cripple at that." Though not numerous, the passengers in the parlor car were generous, aud the sum of money that they droped into the hut, parsed by a white-bearded man whom they called "Senator," was a goodly one. Then, when little Bun had bashfully expressed his gratitude, ho asked, timidly, it any one present could tell bun where to go to obtain tho coveted musical education. The story of his hopes bad to be told, and when he was done, the while-bearded man cleared his throat in a manner that souuded sus piciously as if be was choking back a sob. Then he took Beu into the little depot, aud the two talked euruestly to gether. When Keauley returned, muddy and wet but minus the aching tooth, he was 3tuuisheJ to ee the special stuudiug in front of the depot, and Senator Micks and little Ben in earnest conversation In the office. The old senatir did not ap pear to recognize Keanley. "So y'i are tho agent, young man," he taid. "Allow me to congratulate you upon your good judgment in selecting so efficient an assistant. Now let me in troduce my recently engaged private secretary, who will accompany me when the special leaves." The old man laid bin band caressingly on Ben't shoulder. "And," spoke Bed, eagerly, "he says I shall have the best teacher ho can find, and all the time I want to study 1" Soon the special left to return to Hamilton, and with it went little Ben. "Good-bye! Good-byel" tho cripplo called from the receding parlor car, and Keanley answered with a mechanical farewell. Then ha sat in tho little office and stared moodily at the fire for a long time. "How lpnesomo it is without him I" he taid, "I loved that little cripplo, think." Then the sounder began to click irom Hamilton, and the message came: "Good-by, old follow. Little Ben." Then Keanley sat listening to the fall ing rain for a long time. Three months later he was surprised at teeing Senator Hicks and little Bon alight from a train at the faded station. "Young man," said the Senator, abruptly, "hov much of that $10,000 have you accumulated, hey?" "A trifle over $100," Keanley an swered, dejectedly. 'Near enough, near enough I" jerked out the old man. "This boy has been continually talking of you, and and I sometimes change my mind, and well, there it a girl at my house who seems anxious to soe you." And to it all turned out happily, just at all stories should. There is a new agent at Lone Mound station now, and Hal Keanley is rising in the lucrative position procured for him by the old senator. At tho wedding that made Keanley Senator llicks's son-in-lnw, a young musical artist, who, though a cripple, is rapidly rising in popular favor, held tho guests almost spellbound by the strains of a violin, that seemed tinging a song of happiness.- Romance. A Stork Monopolist. In Skane, In the southern part of Sweden, a pair ot storks lived for many yean on the roof of my father't parson age. One tpring, a pair ot young storks appeared in the place, who, after survey ing the old nost probably their parental home set about building their habita tion on the opposite side of the roof. When it was finished and the eggs had been laid, the old female stork returned, took a look at the new-comers, but al lowed them to remain in their borne in peace. Her attention was soon occupied by a number of young suitors, who zeal ously wooed her, though she rejected all their offers. Some days later, this Pete- lope among birds was rewarded by the arrival of her old mate. But then came an end to the truce with the young birds. That very evening the old stork, followed by his female com panion, flew to the nest of the new comers. By violent blows of their beaks they first put the young male ttork to flight, and then began to attack the sit ting hen. Patiently she suffered all ill usage and remained upon her eggs. The assailants then altered their tactics. One continued to attack the young mother- bird, while the other, watching till iu bcr struggles to evade the blows an eg; became uncovered, instantly pushed it out of the nest. Thus, one by one, the (our precious eggs were remorsely sacri ficed. When all the eggs bad been de stroyed, the youug female ttork. after ttaoding for some time in the courtyard, looking up to her ruined home as in de spair, sadly flow away. There was never any sign of that pair of storks on our root again. The old ones had attained their eud; henceforth they were the only storks in that part ot the country, and were left in sole possession of its food supply. To the inhabitants of our par sonage, whoso sympathies for the old storkt were thus rudely shaken, it seemed a just retribution that, though the birds had some eggs that summer, nooo were hatched, and thus the old storkt had to return alone to their Southern quarters that winter a solitary pair. London spectator. How to Bun Fast. In the mountainous villages of Gor- many the lotter carriers are the hardest worked people in the country. They carry all the mail and are compelled to go at the rate of about five miles an hour. You know that in running even a short distance you quickly get "out of breath," as you suy. The German letter carriers, to avoid this shortness of breath, carry a quill in the mouth so that the air cauuot be so rapidly ex pellod from the lungs. It boys who want to become "sprinters," or very fast runners, will practice carrying some thing iu the mouth wheu ruuning, they will una that they can soon run a loug time without losing breath. They must be very careful, though, not to swallow what they are carrying iu the mouth. And they must be such careful runners that they will not fall. Very youu.f sprinters would do well to wait awhile before tryiug to become champions. .New iork Ledger. Mongolian Pheasauti. If the Mongolian pbeasaut at all re sembles in gatuy spirit its European af finity it is hiore fitted for a barnyard fowl thau a sportsman's trophy. Proba bly it it juat as easy ot dotuesticatiou. It is a common thing to hatch out pheasant under ordinary fowls, aul they readily come at the cill for lood. The less of the game quality they have the better are they fitted for the spit. It is amuaiug to learn that as the Mongo lian pheasants are greedy grain feeders they should be boarded out ou the tinn ers of the Siicrumuuto aud San Jonjuin. Jlarysville (Cul.) Appeal. UNCLE SAMYSGRUATSUAL ITS TKTJH HISTORY AS PREPARED BY THE STATU DEPARTMENT. It Is Contained In a Massive Mahog any Bos and la Caret ully Guard ed by tha Clerk. THE great seal of the United States, which is contained in a massive mahogany box in the Stato Department and carefully guarded by the clerks, whose duties are to see that its impress1 it ptoptirly affixed to Stato papers, is of much interest to visitors to the department, but its true history was never written until a few months ago, when, under orders from the Cabinet, an account of it wns pre pared by one of tho historians of the de. partment and printed at the Govern ment's expense for distribution among Stale libraries and prominent persons. The pamphlet was prepared with all the care that its importance carried, beund In rich covering, with the stamp of the teal imprinted upon the outside. It tells that the final attempt to perfect n seal was made by order of tho Continental Congress, which appointed a committee, consisting ot Thomas Jefferson, Jobn Adams and Bonjamin Franklin, who were told to go ahead and prepare a dc. vice for the National seal aud coat of arms. After several months' labor the committee suggested a disign most elaborate in execution, but which did not meet with very general approval. This device represented Pbaroah sitting in an open chariot, with n crown on his head and a sword in his hand, passing through the waters of the lied Sea in pursuit of the Israelites. Rays from a pillar of fire in a cloud, expressive of the Divine presence and command, beamed upon Moses, who stood on the Bhore and extended a hand over tho sea, which caused it to overwhelm Puaroah. Under neath was tho motto, "Rebellion to ty rants is obedience to God." Later on another attempt was made to arrange a device by a second committee, which resulted in one not quite so ela borate and pretentious. This design contained a constellation of thirteen stars, with the same number of alternate stripes. This, too, met with disapproval, aud the matter was let alone for soiuo years. Then, after tome experiments, a device was submitted that suited, and was adopted on June 20, 1782. The first seal was cut out of brass, and was fust used upon the commission grauting full power and authority to Washington to arrange with the British for an exchange of prisoners. This device was iu use for fifty years, and varies little from the pres ent seal etcept in detail of execution. The second seal was cut in Philadel phia in 1841, and, by some mistake, seven ot the thirteen arrows which it should have bad were left out. The present seal was mtde by Tiffany in 1885 by order of Secretary Freylinghuysen alter the de sign had been passed upon by a commit tee of historical scholars and authorities on heraldry. It is not true, as generally supposed, that the seal is affixed to all appointments made by tho President, as its imprest is put only upon commissions of Cabinet officers, ceremonious commu nications from the President to heads of foreign Governments, conventions, treat ies, and formal agreements of the Pres ident with foreign powers, pardons, or commutations of sentence, warrants and miscellaneous commissions of civil of ficers, whose appointments are not now especially directed to bo signed under a different seal. All treaties to which the teal is affixed have the impression made also with a wax wafer, with a red, white aud blue cord running through it. The treaties are then packed in boxes of highly-polished and expensive woods, to be sent to the country negotiating them with us. The treaties of some foreign Givertments have been sent in boxes of gold and silver, richly ornamented, in some instances, with valuable stones. These boxes are carefully stored in the archicves of the department. New York Sun. The Couraxe ol Elephants. They will submit day day after day to have painful wounds dressed la obedi ence to their keeper, and meet dauber in obedience to orders, though their intel ligence is sufficient to understand the peril, and far too greut for man to trick them into a belief that it is non-ex stent. No animal will face danger more readily at man's bidding. As au instance take the following iucldent, which recently occurred in India and was communicatod to tho writer. A small female elephant was charged by a buffalo In high grass, and hoi rider, in the hurry of the mo ment and perhaps owing to the sudden stopping ot the elephant, fired an ex plosive fchell from his rifle, not into tho buffalo, but into the elephant's t-houldcr. The wound was so eerere that it bad not healed a year later. Yet the elephant stood firm, although it was gored by the buflulo, which was theu killed bj an other gun. What is evcu more titruuge is that Ihc elephant was not "guu-suy" afterward. London Spectator. Frozen la a ilospilul. It seems to be a tacitly understood principle in Eugland that oue who is nol robust euough to resist the efl icts of cold is not fit to survive, and any attempt to keep public places reasonably warm in the winter is teldom made. A public hospital is the last place iu tho world, oue would think, that could do without heat, but it is reported that a child was actually frozen to death the other day in the waitiug room ot Guy's Hospital, one of the most famous institutions of Lon don. The child wa". sick with ttcthing, mi l tho mother took it to the hospital to see the doctor. She had to uit live hour iu the cold till her turn ca ue, and when the doc.or finally did see the baby, lie loiiuti it iu the liiit stages of freezing to deaili. An inquest was held, aud thero has been mucli talk about cold waiting iiiDin", but so fur as beard from i n .-t.ive has liceu put up iu that one, New Orleans 1'icuyuue. sCltMlt'iC AM) IMJt'Si'li'.L. Professat Hermann bos photographed (he sound of vowels. Tanning extract is ilsed to treat rail" road ties to preserve them front decay. Bacteria grow most rapidly In tho warm, sultry conditions which usually precede a thunderstorm. Among tome recently observed inter esting results of application of cold, M. Ilaoul Pictet bos found that at 150 de grees all chemical reaction is suppressed. A Brussels dispatch says a now phar maceutical bottle has recently been in vented which indicates the hour at which the medicine is to be taken. A Belgian establishment has secured tho solo right to manufacture these bottles. A considerable freight business is be ing carried on by an electric railroad in Maryland operating eighteen miles of track in a good farming country which is not reached by steam roads. The cars used have a capacity ot five tuns. Sugar is nothing but charcoal and water, combined in certain proportions. This is proved by weighing resultants Into which sugar resolves. If weight wore loss, something lost; if more, something gained. But weight of re solved charcoal always equals weight ot sugar. The operation of the electric under ground ro.id to South London has not only demoralized the telephone service of the entire vicinity, but has rendered futile observations on the earth's poten tial. At Greenwich Observatory, tome miles distant, it has been found neces sary to abandjn the testa. A Frenchman has recently conducted a series of experiments which will go far towards correcting a popular impression regarding the effects ot electricity ou vegetable growth. He has demonstrated that currents ot electricity passed through tho roots of vegetables tends to Injure them, but that static electricity might be considered slightly beneficial. A wide awake New York real estate agent proposes to remodel antique office buildings on the electrical plan. He has a large steam plant lying idle in the basement of one of his buildings, and bo is utilizing this plant for the geueratiou of electric powei to be distributed to manufacturing concerns in tho sime block with the office building, besides Installing in the building itself electric elevators, electric lights, elcctrio fans and electric heaters. An effective method of warning line men who may be at various working points of a city, of the approach ot the electric current, has been provided in the "screechur" whistle. Oue ot these whistles has been attached to the boiler at the electric-light station in Chatham, and will be blown each day five miuutes before starting the dynamos. Thore cau be no mistake as to the fituess of this Instrument for tho purpose to which it has been applied, as it is guaranteed to bo beard at a distance of fifteen milos. A startling proof of the value of the fire-proof wire was given by its in ventor, who, taking a number ot pieces of various insulated wires and joining thcin together, had a current of 150 amperes passed through the circuit. The current destroyed the pieces on tho outside of either band, but the section of wire held between the bauds re uaiue 1 in such a cool conditiou that its holier, in spite of the risk he would have ruu with an ordinary wire, was the calmest and least concerned member of the party. Dost Way to M Iti I ol Rats. The best way to get rid ot rats an 1 mice Is not to poison the n, but to mika them thoroughly tired ot the locality au l so induce them to leavo. They ars gen erally too smart to eut poison, even when it is prepared for their benefit in the most seductive fns'iioa, but they are not so particular about tartar emetic. When a little ot this is mixed with aoy favorite food they will eat as groodily as thoug'a the phyic woro not there, but in two or three hours there will be the most dis couraged lot of rats about tho place that anybody ever saw. T.ie tartar will not kill them, it only makes them deathly sick. If you put your ear to their holes you cau hear theiu trying to vomit; sometimes thoy will crawl out ami wulic about like a seasick man, a ill tint they do not seen to care what becomes of them. But it disgusts thorn with the whole vicinity, aud as soon as they ure able to travol thoy march oil and you see them no more. New York News. A Chan ?e of Air In n Sick Roam. A clever doctor has just completed a wonderful inveutiou, whereby a chauge of air desirable for auy patient may be brought direct to the sick ron.u. Bot tled ozone, condensed Alpine uir, or tinned tropical summers; theto are tho possibilities the discovery appears to open up. Tho poor patient whose menus do not reach the sum necessary for the physiciun's prescribed chaugo ot uir will perhaps, be I ore long, take halt au ho.ir's inhalation four times a duy before meals, or the overwoiked business man, unable to leave town fur a holiday, may take bis fresh air iuto the city with him every day. However, the iuventiou does not go so tut just at present. What cau be accomplished is the impregnation of u sic't room with the frugrauco of pine forests, the beulth restoring perfuuu which delicate persons are seut to Swilzerluud to breath. New York Times. A (juuiiit Edtapll. A collector of curious epitaphs and there seem to be ua many such as there are collectors ot coins and stamps aud imiccU aud ferus claims, accordiug to 1 Harpers touiig People, to have louud this tiugular iuscriptiou upou i;ravu- stouu iu a New Hampshire buryiug ground : To all my frion la I hid a lieu, A iiion huuutm tiuatu yon uuver ku-w As 1 wcu Ifattiu.i thd ol t mart to tlriuk blie kickuu, aua killed iud i)uielcec'u wmk. ins. WiTCHINO HOUR Snow for hours hail blown and drifted. And the rack went scudding by Spectral ly the branches lifted Naked arms against the sky. ? Wnnt cared we though time was flitting. Waat eared wo though winds made moan, In the witching twilight sitting All aloner" She with a rock -r coiy, I upon a hassock low, Watching o'er her face tha rosy tf.'.. Cupid dimples com) and go; For the lover firelight heightened J Krery blush with ardor bol I, And ber looks of brown warn brightmed Into gold. Llka the fabulous "Jack II wnar" Of the merry nursery psg Gleeful from a dusky corner Grinned an idol gray with -re; And raetbought bis dark lip. mu'.teral. What I longed to there avow: "fell herl" were the wjrd uttoro !, "Tell h?r now rr Then there fell a sllenos swjetnr Than when air is stirred with onj, Than when strains Iu mellow meter Swing with rhythmic tweopatoug. In her eyes a look beguiling Bade me not to break the spolf. Something tol I me In her smilinj All was well . Slowly grew the firelight dimmer Till the angles of the roo-n. Lighted by no ruddy glimmer. Molted in tha shrouded gloom f And not e'en the ancient I Jot Saw love's apotheosis. Or the presage of a bridal In a kiss. Clinton Scollard, in Munsey's. IIUMOIt OF THE DAT. Stand and delivor Saleswomen. A common report The sunset gun. A force pump A repouer't inter view. Out of the fashion A drcssmakei't profits. A checkered career Tho chesr-. player's. Love is merely a very pleasant faith cure. Galveston News. The auctioneer is a man who likes to have you talk bank. Statosmau. Even when hard at work the cooper has a staving good time. Boston Courier. "We will lot it go at that," taid tho young boy as he threw aa applo at a dude. Harvard Lampoon. When a man sayt that the world ia growing better, it meaus that the opinion of himself is growing higher. Rnm's Horn. "I can dispose of a whole boat load of sailors," remarked tbo whale, "but it's when I swallow their yarns that I feel worsted." E mir Gazette. When doctors Jis.rje, An' dunno w.iat Jo.'i ail yer, Then, 'twixt you an' mo. They joe' c ills it "heart lailure I" Puck. The bee of Northern Greenland has no sting. But there is nothing in Northern Greenland worth stinging. Nature sel dom makes a blunder. Chicago Tri bune. Tho great difficulty about politics it that it is utterly impossible for the ap pointments to make any kiud of a nu merical showing alongside of tho disap pointments. The idea of employing pretty women for bill collectors looks feasible, but it would not work. Tuc delinquent debt ors would all want tuom to c ill again. Somerville Journal. The question ot deportment is not au uniuipoi taut one. A man always looks bettei who carries himself well than wheu two or more frieuds are trying to carry him. Philadelphia Times. He talkn I of lovd in i cottage, It wan his fon'lest drea'ii; fiat h- lariat tha awlul fiensa U. ht-itiDj it tiy steam. L h icii jo lnter-Oc?an. Pi'.ys'ciau "Considering the weak state of yom eyes, it will be ns well If you gazo as iuucuus posible into empty space." Patient "All rig it, then; I'll keep looking iuto my puri" Ulu ncn lese. Yupsley "Miss Pasuty seemed offend ed at you U"t evening. What did you sayl" Mudge "Blusted if I kn iv. I ouly asked her if she didn't drea 1 having to wear hoops iigaiu." Indianapolit Journal. "I thought the Miltons wore going to give a Inrgo party.'1 "T-iuy wero, but a water pipe broke iu tha house." "Couldn't it be mended?'' "Yes, but thu plumber took tho home as part pay." Chicago Inter-Ocean. Flora "Why dues Mrs. Miuton Worcester invariably wear while tbit seasonf" Dor.i "Oil, hadn't you heard that her )Udi"J vasu was broken I And white, you know, is t'.io mournin ( color for China." Vogue. Wife "Oo, George, tho wu'or pipe is leaking aud the water is spoiling tho new ballcirpet. G a-i l got a pi imber, quic'.tl" Husband "That's all right, my dear; let it go; it's chewier to get a new carpet." Harvard La np ioa. Cook (ou the ilay after het arrival) 'Please, mil n, I'm a bit liery at times, and wheu I'm tiery I'm apt to be a bit roirh spo ;eu; but yoa uee l i't let that put you about with a little present you can alius bring me round agiin." fit Bus. Mistros "No.v,Jaue, cleat away tho bre.tklast dishes and thua loo: after tho children. I'm giiug iirouu I thu earner to have a dress iltted. ' Kiiith'ttl " Yes, mil u. Will ye la ;e the night key, or .iaU 1 set u,i for yd" l'eu Sifl iug. New II ly " There's a man n itsi le as acts as if he i viie I the pi n"." A'ent '-Tell him l'.n out. (Iitei) What did he say I" No.v B n -- l'h it if yon couldn't stay heie and a'ten I to lnnimMS lie woul.i ct au a.-cti'. will Aoild."- iu v V ji Suu,