THE FOREST REPUBLICAN J. E. WENK. Offloo in Bmearbaugh Co.'suilllii BLM ITUn, nONSBTA, r T.rm. . . . ua rrTtr. RATI8 Of ADVERTISiNOf "i "A. Fore On Square, " inch, en InaerMast. .9 f On.Kquare, on. inch, me month..., Vnm Hanaro on. inch, tbrw month. . EPXJ ICAN. 1 0 On. Hquare, on. inch, on. Tear ...... ! w on Two Bquarws, on. yr 15 Quarter Column, on. year . . .t BO Half Column, on. year 10 On. Column, on. v ear 100 on 00 no Lral adTrtimw)U tm ear, paw saek tmwtioo. Uli-hnt,!-! rwwna tm a so frioi Oom.(Mi..w Mllcttet fms kl Bafts ef th eonnirr. N miio wUl k lakes TumrMu Marrimrw and daath aottoo. frmtSa All bills for yearly arfTrtiMnn quarterlv. Temporary adTertaeem P. raid ia advaaoa, Jab work aah oa delivery. VOL. XXV. NO. 50. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, APRIL 5, 1893. S1.50 PER ANNUM. ;st BL The four great ocean routes employ 1100 steamship:. The output of (he American maml factories for the past year was $7, 215,. 000,000. Every State and Territory In the Union has ao organized militia except the Ter ritory of Utah. . The number of foreigners who took up their residence in America last year was 543,-117, of whom 118,273 came from Germany. What was once the heart of the Wis consiu pino region is now importing thousands of feet of that timber . from Washington State. General Schkopp, of the German army, says: "if his majesty draws his sword it will never return to its scabtard until liis last enemy is crushed, or he, with bis people, is overthrown." The increase of more than a million ot sheep in this country during the past year is more than matched by the in creased use of wool in producing woolen goods, which was' 69,000,000 pounds. The Chicago Mail estimates that the 3,000,000 people who are expected to Tisit Chicago during the World's Fair will expend while in that city not lest than $200,000,000. This is an average of over fCB apiece. The Now York Sun figures that if six men were to start on successive days from six American cities, and travel in straight line (round the world to the point of starting, the Chicago man would probably claim to have made the quick est time, while the Ohio man, if there was one, would be the first to arrive home1, but the distance traveled by all six, if added together, would fall 70,000 miles short of the nil road mileage of the United States, double tracks not counted. Should the Sandwich Islands really become part of the United States they will be the most picturesque feature of th. Republic, declares the Chicago Herald. They deserve the title "Flow, ery Kingdom" perhaps even better than Japan, sioco flowers bloom pa the islands all the year round, and are pecu liarly beloved by all the inhabitants. The foreign residents, and even transient visitors, catch the native fondness foi flowers, and at times people of all sorts go about garlanded with abundant blossoms.- It occurred to the long-headed, public-spirited citizens of Pennsylvania that the time had come to devise measures for the preservation of the forests of that State. Accordingly they procured the Introduction of a bill in the Legislature which provided for the appointment of a forestry commission whose duty it shall be "to examine and report on the con dition ot the slopes and summits of the' State and the pressnco or absence of forests thereon, for the purpose of de termining the influence on the stage of . the water in the rivers, the amount of timber remaining standing and host the supply can be increased and maintained." The American Library Association, which bos tbo co-operation of nearly all the great libraries of tbo country, will make a notable exhibit at the World's Fair. It will include samples, models, and photographs showing articles and mechanical devices in actual u-te; print ed matter, forms, blanks, constitutions, by-laws, rules for subscribers; accession departments and their management; cat alogue, classration and reference de partments; binding department, with samples of binding, -temporary covers and receipts for restoring, mending and cleaning, sholf and building depart ments and an architectural exhibit show ing plans, elevations, perspectives and models of the best library buildings. There will also be a model library of S000 volumes, selected from lists pre pared and sent in by the various librari ans of the country. It is related triiat a man who was writ ing a bistort of New York employed an expert to find out for hiin how many peculators in Wall street succeeded in the long rue.' After a laborious inves tigation the expert reported tbat the only single iustance which he could dis cover was a man from Rhode. Island, named Smith, who bad actually won, (30,000 in , a speculation in the street and carried the money away to specu late no more. It was the single bright instance In a long line of wrecks, adds the New Orleans Picayune, and was written down in the book to hand the name of Smith down to immortality. Unluckily for his reputation, however, hardly was the book published before Smith turned up on the street and put his $30,000 into another speculation. He never heard of it again, and the sole in stance ot a successful speculator was ruthlessly destroyed. England continues to increaso her irmed force in Egypt, and France is iherefore irate. The Protestant Episcopal Cathedral, 5t. John the Divine, in New York City, Kill cost 110,000,000. Vegetarianism is making great pro gress in Berlin. The German capital sow contains twenty vegetarian restaur ints which are largely patronized by the working people, clerks and students. In 1888 there were 43.94 square miles in Chicago. Now there are 181.70, and Rogers Park is soon to be annexed. Tho New York Recorder estimates that this will make as big an area as a Manhattan Island a hundred miles long. Tho police force of New York City numbers 3966 men, including the rank and file. The police force of Chicago is bout2700. The area of New" York City is forty-six square miles. The area of Chicago is four times as groat. ' A long-suffering London journalist, whose nerves were no longer able to bear the noise made by putting fuel on the fire from a coal-box, recently gave vent to ad earnest prayer that some inventor might be mercifully disposed to provide a silent coal-box for domestic sufferers like himself. A response to this appeal is now recorded by the Chicago News Record in the shape ot an ordinary coal box Hoed with linoleum and falling on projecting rubbers, so that no slamming is possible. Even the shovel has its case lined with felt, and is, therefore, lifted out and replaced noiselessly. The timber' used in the construction of the Chicago Exhibition buildings is estimated to exceed 75,000,000 feet, which represents the wood from ten square miles of forest. All the buildings are covered, with composition of plaster, ' cement and hemp, and the amount of this work is equal to covering the wall of a four-story building fifteen miles in length. The eloctrio lighting will require 5000 arc and 93,000 incan descent lamps, which is about ten times as much electric -lighting as the Paris Exhibition was provided with. The electric lighting plant has cost over tl.000,000. The Philadelphia Times says: . ,The growth ot many of the textile industries during 1892 was marked. The summary of new mills for 1892 shows a total of 272, with a combined list of employes of 31,500. In other words assuming that none of the new textile mills were erected to replace those destroyed by fire or abandoned, for other causes, 31,500 new employes were let to work, and the productive textile capacity of the coun try was increased seven per cent. Au examination of the statistics showing the textile growth of the year reveal some interesting fact, the first of which is that there were seventy-three new cotton mills employing 15,000 hands. The new cotton mills do not number one bait the total of new mills erected, but the mills were ot greater capacity than in any other branch of the textile trade, thus absorbing one-half of the new la bor employed. Massachusetts erected nineteen new cotton mills, employing S775 hands. The next greatest in. crease was in the South, North Carolina building sixteen new mills, employing 1835 new hands, South Carolina eleven new mills, with 2040 emplcyes, Georgia five new mills, with 940 hands, and Ala bama four, with 740. New York and Pennsylvania built three new mills each. Connecticut two, and Illinois, Indiana, Maine, New Hampshire, New Jersey, Rhode Island, Tennessee, Texas, Ver mont and West Virginia each one. There were forty-nine new woolen an! ninety-three new knitting mills erected, the first employing 2500 and the second 7500 new hands. Massachusetts leads with eight, Maine follows with seven and Pennsylvania third with six new woolen mills. The South does not figure much in the new woolen industry, Kentucky with three and Missouri with two mills being the only Southern States represented. Of the ninety-three new knitting mills Pennsylvania furnishes thirty-two, or more than one-third; New York, twenty, ind the rest distributed among twenty-two other State. Silk figures fourth in the list of new plants to the extent of twenty-one new mills, the majority of 'which are in New York, New Jeisev and Pennsylvania, with Paterson, N. J., as the center of the in dustry, both old and new. In the mis. cellaneous list are six new plush mills, six making shoddy,seven cotton batting, three linen, three lace, two upholster) and two gimp and dress trimming (oil four in Philadelphia), and a scattering list, including dye, bleaching, jute, bag ging and a few others. New England, Pennsylvania and the South seem to b the most prosperous manufacturing sec tions, if the erection ol new plants foi manufactures can be accepted as an in dex of prosperity. HOMEt. The prince rides up to the pal no. Rates And his eyes with tears are dim, For he thinks of the beggar maiden swet Who may never wsd with him. For home is where th. heart is. In dwelling great or small. And there's many a splendid palace Thai's never a bom. at all . The yeoman comas to his little cot With a song when day Is done. For his dearie is standing in the door And his children to meet him run. For home Is where the heart Is, In dwelling great or small, And there's many a stately mansion That's never a home at all. . Could I but live with my own sweetheart In a hut with sanded Boar, I'd be richer far than a loveless man With fame and a golden store. For home la where the heart is. In dwelling great or small, And a cottage lighted by love light Is the dearest bom. of all. George Hot ton. CUPID IN THE KITCHEN. BT MART K.LTB DALLAS. gl';iHE cook has given warning, ana me chambermaid says that, where Susan goes she goes like wise," said Mrs. Montgomery, in a tone of despair. "And as I have just paid their wages they are packing to go. What wicked, wicked women. Not a word of warning." "Why, mammal what is the reason of this sudden deser tion!" queried Emily, the only daughter of tho house, aged eighteen and she laughed. "Your papa found fault with the beef last Sunday. Ah there is nothing to giggle over, I am sure," said the matron, dropping into a rocking chair "A week it the intelligence office for me, while the house goes to w-"ck and ruin, and your papa loses his t r over the dinners, for old Mrs. Chumps the only person I can seed for, always ruins every dish she touches." "And we cannot have Mrs. Chump this time, mamma," said Emily. "She is in bed with rheumatism. I met hor little niece in the drug store buying medicines and lotions for her, and she said she was very bad. "Then the end has cornel" sighed Mrs. Montgomery. 1 "Don't fret, mamma, I'll do the work," said Emily. "I think it might be fun for awhile." "Do you?" Mrs. Montgomery iskcd, sarcastically. "Ah!" Emily laughed again. "It's the best you can do," she said, "arid I'll give papaa'high tea; with oine lotte and chicken sandwich, and all the little things he likes, and no doubt you can find some one to come to-morrow." "Ob, no doubt," said Mrs. Montgom ery, in still more sarcastic tones. " I wish I bad your sanguine temperament, Emily." "Good-bye, mum and miss, "said cook, looking in at the door. "Good-bye, and I wish you luck suiting yourself, I'm sure. No doubt there is them that might if they had the patience ot Job; not else." . "Gool-bye, ladies," said the chamber maid; "Pin sorry to leave you, but Susan and me goes the two of us to gethei, always, and if she is insulted, I am likewise," "Good-bye," said Emily, calmly. Mrs. Montgomery turned her back, and muttered "Ungrateful wretches 1" between ber teeth. "And 1 actually made over my navy blue Bedford cord dress for that woman," she said, after the door closed ; "and never has she had to buy an apron. There, I'll go and begin my martyrdom and, Emily, if you do go into the kit chen, put on my rubber gloves and my mob cap, that I wear for dusting ray room coal ashes are the ruin of the hair and a big apron your looks ate my prido." Emily kissed her mother, saw that she went off comfortably, and then obedient ly donned cap, gloves and apron, and descended to the kitchen. Cook, in her wrath, had left the kit chen in a state of chaos. Dishes piled high in the sink, towels on the floor, pots and kettles in sore need of scouring, overflowing tubs, a pan of potato peelings, a kettle of ashes all by the way of revenge for the in sulting criticism of lost Snnday's dinner. The prospect was alarming, but Miss Emily went to work with a will, finding it rather more difficult than in ber inex perience she had supposed, and wishing that her mother had not so carefully guarded her delicacy at the expense of her usefulness in kitchen affairs. Just as she took her pots and kettles in hand. Jack Spinner, the millionaire's son, flying along upon his bicycle, came very near running into a young man who sat upon a curbstone, moaning piteousiy, and at once alighted. "Good heavens! I haven't hart you?" he cried. 'No, sir," replied the person ad dressed, who was enveloped in a mys terious waterproof costume, and covered irom head to foot with ashes. "J. was clane dead when you came up. I've got the choleray or the typhus, I djnno which, and I'll loss my job, for I am able for it no longer, and there's no mercy on you if you neglect a thing, if it is ever so with you no mercy." "That is very cruel," said young Spin ner, who bad the teuderest heart in the world. "Is it that ash cart yoa are driving" "It is indeed," said the unfortunate. "And there is six bar'ls to empty yit, and me not able for it. I could drive back, but I couldn't lift the tar"ls." At home they culled Jack Don Quix ote, for he was always succoring some ti forlorn being in distress, maid or man it made no matter which. Now he in stantly bethought him what to do tor this poor ash crt driver. "Comlf" along," he said, tsking the man by the arm and leading him into a drug store hard by. "I'll tell the doctor to see you, and empty the rest ot the barrels for you jolly fun for me, you know, and you'll keep your place, and all that." The man, petrified with astonishment, could only lift his hands, and in a mo ment more a still more astonished drug clerk had a patient well paid for in advance and was dropping cholera mix ture into glass, and applying mustard plasters, in the little back room behind the store. "Six more houses," said Jack, walk ing beside the cart, "straight down, the man said." He shouldered the first barrel and dumped it. A shower of ashes covered hi in, but he only laughed. Next came a cine can, quite elegant in appearance, but filled with decaying vegetables, and ornemented by the inanimate forms of three murdered kittens. Mr. Jack gasped, but he intended to finish his work of charity now that he had begun it. And, with varied results, new experiences to him, the young ath lete emptied five barrels. Ou the sixth pavement he found none. What an ashman's duty was lie did not know, but he bad his invalid's interests at stake, and must do his best for him, so he descended the areaway and rang the bell. In a moment a girl in a mob cap, a big apron, and rubbon gloves, opened the door. "Beg pardon, I am sure," said Jack, bowing, "but do you wish your ash barrel emptied?" He spoke in the most elegant manner, but he was covered 'with ashes as with a garment; his mustache was whitened, his hands begrimedcinders adhered to his hair and bis face was dirty. The maiden beforehim was not quite free from marks of kitchen labor. r "it was Emily, who had ' been washing 'the pots and kettles for the first time in iher life. "What a beautiful manner he has," she thought; "he must be some one in reduced circumstances." And she smiled upon him: "You are the the (ash gentleman, I suppose?'' she queriod. "I call in that capacity," said Jack. "Then if it is not too much trouble, the ash can stands in this little place under the front steps, '"said Emily. "No trouble whaterer," said Jack, diving into the place .indicated; "I'll bring it back when it issemptied." "You are too kind," 'said Emily, un aware of the pot-black. on ber chin. "Not at all' said Jack or the Cin ders, and they "bowed as if they were dancing the lanciers. In a moment .Jack had dumpedlthe ashes, and returnedVwith the can. He was greeted switb. a great jpuff. of smoKe, anu imiiy uHinuiug anu'eougn ing, came out into the area for air. "Beg pardon," sand. Jack; "but tbo house is not on fire? "I hope not," said Emily; "the ,fire went out, and I'm trying to kindle it, but it smokes so." "Perhaps it is the damper," said Jack; "I'll look, if youl don't mind." "I shall be grateful,' gasped Emily. "It is the damper," 'said Jack, ' "and these things in the ovens; now if fl may have a bit of paper aud; some wood?'' He found them himself, made 'a fire, opened the windows and waited until the smoke vanished from the (kitchen, and then shut the windows. "What a wonderful ashman,," 'Emily thought. "What an elegantgirl ho be a cook," Jack said to tnmseir. "It is kindof you," saidj Emilys "so stupid of me. But I did not J know about the dampers; I neverfmade a fire U. I . UA .nmanll . hi.. . ... I. .... French leave." "Out" said Jack to himself. "The young lady of t henhouse doing amateur kitchen housework. . I might, have "known it. And she thinks me thai ashman," and he sighed. "Good-day," he said, bowing. Before Emily could reply! a head was thrust in at the ' window 4bat of the original ashman. "An' here you air, sirt" hetsaid. "An', sure, the medicine the doctor did be givin' me has niadmme a nesvmau, au' I'm forever obliged. And sorry I am you've spoiled the fine clothes you .have on ye. And you'll find yonr boy-suckle in the doctor's shop. I've trounoed the rascal that was goin' off wid it to a jelly. I'll drive down, sir, and never forget your kindness. SHiy you be Mayor oi New York yet." "Oh, you are welcome," said Jack,, and now Emily wan staring at him. "Not theashmanvl" she was sayingfun der her breath, and Jack, laughing,, an swered her glance. "My first ash-cart, as this was j your first fire," he said. "The driver vats ill, and I took his place. Itihas been great fun, though rather dirty -work. May I introduce myself?" He took a card from his . pocket and presented it. "I am Miss Montgomery,"' said Emily; "and I think my father must k now yours very well, if you are Mr. WMliatu .Spin ner a son. I bey are lu tne same busi ness." So it proved. For special v occasions who can say what the etiquette may be? Emily said to herself that it would be simply humane to help thismartyr to his kindly sympathies out of his coat of ashes, and sent him to her brother's room to find clothes brush and wash basin. When he met ber again one wore neither mob cap nor apron, but was at tired in a pretty morning dress, and ber hair curled bewltchingly on her fore bead. And, since this was the son of her father's old friend, it seemed but hos pitable to ask him to lunch. Mamma would not be at home, she was quite atone. It was awfully improper but this latter point never occurred to Emily, nor to Jack, and these two were both young and liked sweet things, and Jack declared that he bad never had ao de lightful a lunch before. It was a romance which is different from a flirtation that little episode, and it always remained in the memory of those two young people as the sweetest moment of their lives. When ber mother returned, Emily wore cap, apron and gloves. The high tea was ready, and all the work accom plished, after a fashion, and the girl looked so pretty, so happy. "Cooking must agree with you," Mrs. Montgomery said. But Emily did not speak of the ama teur ashman, or her lunch party of two, until long after oh, long, long at ter ror it was some days before Mr. Spinner called on the father, bringing bis son with him some weeks before they were asked to ao afternoon tea some months before Jack became an intimate friend of the family and quite a year before his engagement to Miss Emily Montgomery was announced to his friends. And it was only on the very eve of her wedding that Emily told her mother that Jack had fallen in love with her at first sight, and how and when and where. And Mrs. Montgomery declared that it would have been very, very shocking frightfully imprudent it it had been any one but Jack; but that made all the difference, Jack was such a nice fellow. SCIENTIFIC ANU INDUSTRIAL. Rose diamonds are liable to explode. Some of the stars move with veloc ity of nearly fifty miles a second. There are estimated to be over six hundred deposits of iron ore in the State of Missouri. The origin of the goysers at Sonoma, Cal., is supposed to be volcauic crater filled by a landslide. The moon gives out heat enough to affect the thermometer and make a dif ference of two or three degrees. If fish get beyond a certain depth in the sea tbey die from the pressure of the water, which they are unable to support. The most important domestic sources of potash are wood ashes, cotton seed hull ashes, tobacco dust and tobacco stems. Professor C. S. Sargent, of the Arnold Arboretum, Harvard University, has re turned from Japan, where he has been making a study of the botany ot the islands. It is not an easy matter to freeze out trichinae. After subjection to a tem perature of twenty-five degrees below zero for two hours they again became active when exposed to light and heat. A simple method of keeping iron and Y steel from rusting is to coat them with a solution ol rubber in benzol, made about the consistency of cream. It may be applied with a brush, and is easily rubbed off when desired. In one of the Comstock mines a new water wheel is to be placed which is to run 1150 revolutions a minute, and have a speed at its periphery of 10,805 feel per minute. A greater head of water than has ever before been applied to a wheel will be used. Interesting experiments on the sense of taste in ants have been made by H. Devaux. Among other results he has found that Lasius flavs, while fond of sugar, dislikes saccharine. The ants swarmed around sugar laid out for them, but turned away from saccharine as soon as tbey had tasted it. Even sugar be came unpleasant to them when it was mixed with saccharine. It seems, there fore, that sweetness is not the only quality which attracts them to sugar. It is very probable that, for health's sake, there will, after a time, be uni versal cremation ot the dead n cities. Burying in the earth is said to be very inimical to the health of cities. Then there will be no ground to spare lor burial purposes in couise of time. It is probable that the dead will bo quickly and effectually reduced to ashes by means of electricity. The remains cf a human body that has been cremated weigh only eight ounces no matter how fleshy and heavy the corpse may have been. A Kind-Hearted Giant'i Embargo. A number of anecdotes have been told of late of the famous old Keunebeo lum berman, Bodthb, whoso stentorian voice resembled reverberating thunder and could bo heard distinctly "from Ken dall's Mills bridge to Ticonio Falls," a distance of two miles. An old-timer says BodGsh, who lived at Kendalls Mills, though a rough man in his ways, bad a kind heart and gave aid to many poor people be thought deserving. Once a river driver was drowned at Kendall Mills and Bodtish having subscribed t handsome sum himself to aid his family, mounted a barrel beside the street, from which he harangued the people In aid of the sufforers. He laid down the rule that no man should pass that day until he had contributed, and in that way held up travelers all day long, securing a con siderable amount by nightfall, when the odd embargo was raised. Lewis ton (Me.) Journal. Test For the Purity of Milk. Whether it is worth while to know exactly the degree to which oue's milk seller is watering his milk is an open question which each must decide for himself. For those who do not consider that ignorance is always bliss a simple way of setting at rest any doubt ts to the purity of the milkman's stock in trade is provided in a new galactorneter. The instruments ordinarily used for this purpose consist of a gloss tube with a graduated scale of paper inside, and their record is not as a rule reliable. The new instrument is said to be much more accurate, and shows at a glance whether the milk is pure or adulterated. The iustruineut is a glass tube open at both ends, atong which a little ball of blue gloss acts as iudicator. The density of this ball is 1029, and it is so adjusted that it can float oily on pur milk, . Chicago News Record, THE BOOK OF ALL BOOKS. ff OTHINO THAT8 PRINTED CIRCU LATE8 LIKE THE BIBLE. Million ot Copies Going Oat Into All Part ot the World In Almost Kvery Known Tongue. INCE 1804 the Bible societies tlw alone, here and abroad, hsve )J distributed over 230,000,000 copies of the book. The American Bible Society, which is text to the largest distributor of Bibles n the world, during the seventy -six years f its existence has issued over 55,000, )00 copies of all or a portion of the Bi )le. The exsct number is 55,531,903 The headquarters of the society and its aresses are in the Bible House, in this jity. Last year this society printed 450,900 Bibles, 370,705 Testaments, 141,400 portions of the Bible, and 682 Bibles for ihe blind, making a total of 713,687 vol imes. Of these volumes 72,623 copies fore sent to foreign lands. There were jrinted abroad for the society 18,923 Bibles, 38,190 Testaments and 249,919 portions of the Bible. The foreign presses of the American Bible Society are tt Beirut, Constantinople, Bangkok, Bremen, Shanghai, Foo-chow and Yoko hama. The work of the foreign presses of the society at the different places was as fol lows. At Beirut, 6000 Bibles, 5000 Testa ments, and 22,000 portions in Arabic. At Constantinople, 5000 Bibles in Bulgarian, 5000 portions in Koordish, 4000 Testaments in ancient Armenian, 5000 Testaments and 3000 portions in modern Armenian, 6000 Testaments and 2500 portions in Turkish. At Bangkok, 39,509 portions in Siamese, and 2000 copies of the Gospel of Matthew in the Laos lauguage. At Bremen, 5000 Bibles and 10,500 Testaments in German. At the China agency 189,398 volumes, partly in Shanghai and partly at Foo Chow, including 1400 Mandarin Bibles, 5790 Testaments, and 156,000 portions in Mandarin, 21,960 portions in Soo Chow colloquial, acd 1343 Bibles and 2900 Testaments in Foo-ChoW col loquial. Enoch L. Fancher is President ot the American Bible Society. There are auxiliary societies in almost every State and Territory in the Union. The society is unseetarian and sells all its publica tions at cost. It receives from sub script one and spends annually about 1500,000 in printing the Scriptures, and through colporteurs and in every way in its power it energetically circulates the Bible all over the earth. The British and Foreign Bible Society since 1804 has printed and distributed 127,855,581 volumes of the Scriptures; the National Bible Society, ot Scotland, has distributed 12,710,390 copies; the Hibernian Bible Society, 4,968,450 copies; the Prussian Bible Society, 6,059,801 copies, and a hundred other Bible societies have for generations been swelling the total annual output. The American Bible Society has printed the Bible in the following tongues: English, Welsh, French, French Basque (Pyr enees), Spanish, Catalau (Eastern Spain), Portuguese, Norwegian (In Ger man type), Swedish (in German type), Finnish (in German type), Dutch, German, Polish, Hungarian, Bohemian (in Roman Syriao (ancient), ISynao (modern), Arabic, (Mesopota mia), Ejon (Marshall Isl ands), Kualeii (3 1 r ong's Islandi, Gillwrt Islands. I'onape (Ascension Island), Mortiock, Hawaiian, Zulu, Uenga (West Afrlns), (ire bo (West Africa), Mpongwe (W est Africa). Dikele (West Africa), Mohawk, Choctaw, Cherokee, Beueca, Dakota, Ojibway, Muskokee, Delawarr, Net ferces. . VP) Italian, Bulgarian, Estbonian (Russia), Eathonian (Dorpsat), Armenian (ancient), Armenian (modern), Mayan (Yucatan), Arabic, The British and Foreign Bible Society has printed the Bible in 200 languages and dialects other than those mentioued in the above list, including two dozen native African dialects, and including every Nation ia Europe, Asia, Africa and Australasia. Here is the first verse of the first chapter of the Lamentations ot Jereiuiati from the English Bible: How doth th. city sit solitary that was full of people! How ia she become a widow 1 Hue that was great among the Mations and Prineeas among tile provinces, how is ah become tributary I Translated phonetically into the lan guage of the Gilbert Islands and set up iu Roman type, the above verse reads as follows: K a tekateka kana te kawa ni katuaroa, ae on Irouia aomata I a riki kana n ain. a. mate buna I New kakanato i butkoia botanaoiuata, ae te toka 1 buakonaba aika burawinti. E a rikl kaua n t. tia auanabai uakon te neal The verse in the Gilbert Island tongue is printed after the mauner of poetry. The old Kiug James veision of tlo Scriptures treated the Lamentations as prose. The Gilbert Island word for Jeremiah is Ieremia, aud the word for Lamentations is Balbaeti. The Book of the Prophet Eaekiel becomes, iu that language, Ana Bokl te liurabeli Eteki era. lehovab is the way they pronounce Jehovah iu the Gilbert Islands. For the missions in the Pacitio Oceau which are under the core of the Ameri can Board of the Coogregational Church, the American Bible Society has now in th press an edition of the Books of Genise aud Exodus of tho Old Testa ment in the Ruk language spelled pho netically in English. The edition will number 2000 copies. New Yark Times. Mrs. Adlai Stevenson is a petite, fragile appearing woman of cultured mind. Shi is the daughter of a college President, and was reared in a literary atmosphere. . LAUOH AND a ROW FAT, Aye, langh and grow fatl Full often a chat Proves more potent than potions, Laughter acts on th. heart. Gives the blood a fresh start And a vigorous motion. Yea, langh and grow fatl Care," you know, killed the eatf It will yon if yoa let it; There's no surer relief For many a grief Than to laugh and forget It. Yes, laugh and grow fatl Though some sceptic hereat May scoff, wholesome laughter Doth body and soul, j Mind and morals, control; They are all better after. Then langh and grow fatl Don't be prim and "a' that;" Why should features be lengthened Just smile till you've heard, And I pledge you my word You'll be gladdened and strengthened Yonkers Statesman. HUMOR OF THE DAY. Dust-proof A bank-book. In at the death The heirs. dog star The prize setter. Tough characters Hieroglyphics. Puck. The crinoline is coming with a hoop and a hurrah. Washington Star. "No, Maud, dear, Joan of Arc was not Noah's wife." Philadelphia Record. The greatest part of a self-willed man's estate usually goes to the lawyers. Troy Press. The newspaper man is the great writer ot the people's wrongs. Galves ton News. The pen enables a young man to give his girl an iukling of bis sentiments. Texas Sittings. There is some bope that the fashion magnates will stave off the hoop-skirts. Lowell Courier. To one traveling through the country milestones are pretty good signs of pro gress. Troy Press. When you see a boy unable to behave himself you should lend a helping hand. Clevelaud Plain Dealer. Every dog has his day, but the night belong to the cats and the clubmen. Kate Field Washington. "Gee, that was a cold snap," as the bulldog remarked after biting tho Bos ton girl. Philadelphia Record. An Ohio physician proposes to abato kissing, but the average young man pro poses with a view to keeping it up. "It is pretty bard to be shoved to the wall this way," plaintively remarked the bill to the bill poster. Washington Star. The mother who starts to get a sleepy boy out of bed these mornings may be said to have a rousing time of it. Phila delphia Times. Citticus "I wonder how it is that so few women stutter when they talk?" Witticus "They haven't got time." Brooklyn Life. Mrs. Now Lee Wed "You are a fail ure, John. You've never had auy luck." Mr. New Lee Wed "Yes, once; I was born single." Brooklyn Life. "You needn't assume that I am holier than thou air," growled the Rochefort to the Schweitzer; "evorybody know you are not up to my tone." Puck. "Why did Columbus forgive tho mu tineers?" askod the toacher. " 'Cause they was half seas over when tbey kicked," said Johnnie. Broklyn Life. "I'm a 'Joaah,' " said ths urchin, W ith a most expressive wail ; "A ud 1 ate by fader's manner, I'm about to meet a whale." Washington Star. "1 think," murmured the handcuffed convict, "that I muit be a poor finan cier, for I have more bonds on haud than I cau manage." Baltimore Amer ican. The two most exciting periods in woman's life are when she is listening to hor first proposal anl bidding on a bas ket of brokeu crockery at an auction. Sittings. "Were you in perfect health when you were struck by the street car?" asked the lawyer. "No, sir," said tbo plain tiff, "I was a good deal run down." Boston Commercial Bulletin. Mrs. Goodkind "Thero's only one trouble about poor Mr. Careless. He' generous to a fault 1" Mr. Gruff "Humph 1 It's a pity that he isn't gen erous to bis family." Black and White. Iu'97' M s ress (to her maid of all work) "Miss Mulloney, the fire is get ting low; will you be kind enough to go to my room and bring me three piece of coal from my jowel case." Elmir Gazette. Making the Best of It" "Good morn ing, Uncle Charles. Did you sleep well! I'm afraid your bed was rather hard aud uneven; but " "Oh.it was all right, thanks. I got up now aud then during the night aud rested u bit, you kuow." Puuch. "Could you give me something to cat, ma'amf humbly asked the tramp in the suburb ot Bostou of the stem viaaged woman who opened the kitchen door. "Yes," said tbo ttero visaged woman, as she energetically closed the door in his face aud locked it with a jerk. "I could." Soniurville Journal.. One of the richest specimeus of a neat Irish bull was perpetrated by the clever sud witty but blunderiug Irish kuight, Sir Richard Steele, when invitiug an English nobleiuur. to visit huu. "If, sir," said he, "you ever couio within a mile of my house, I hope you will stop there." lusuiauco Ecououiist. Aborigiual America, in the person of a Sioux squaw, is to show its ideas on dress at the World's Fair. She live near San Diego, Cal., aud has been at work for taro years uiakiug this gown of deerskins euibroidured with aixteea pouiid ot bca ls.