f THE FOREST REPUBLICAN If pibHek.s trti7 WsilaetaaT, ky J. E. WENK. WBo la Bmaarbangh Co.'a ulldlng lm rnurr, tionkbta, r. Terms, ... uo ptrTttr. RATS OF AOVEHTWIKOl One Square, one Inch, on lnrtlo. .t On Square, on Inch, one month . . . , I" One Square, on Inch, three months.. On Square, on Inch, on year . . . . . J Two Squares, on yar HOT Quarter Column, on year 99 Half Column, on year .5222 On Column, on year.-, Lgal adrertiMmanta' ten cent p as each ineertioa FOR T REPUBLICAN. Man-lag. ana aeetn notice gri ik "k'Ptot reealve fee (kertar wicxl Onrnwpond.nr toilette: frM U MrU f h eonntrr. N. eetlce wtll IUM All Din. lor yearly MTnurai quarterlv. Temporary advertisement be paid In advance. Job work oab on delivery. VOL. XXV. NO. 43. TICWESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, FEB. 15, 1893, $1.50 PER ANNUM. i.nlcauou. Mexico Is seriously considering plans or bui'.dlng a nary. Tlio nsscssnblo personal property In New York City is sot down at $1,500, 000,000, but only about ouo-fifth of tbat amount is actually tnxed. ' W. II. Mntlock declares in tho Forum that Scott and Dickens aro not only rend by many people, but tlicy aro read by more people to-day than they ever were before. In the consular district of Piedras No grasj Mexico, there is not a Binglo Amer ican comrr.eTcial house. Trade is en tirely in the hands of Mexican, French, German and English houses. Augusta, Ok., will realize, in 1803 trom her canal, in water tents from tho pcoplo and amounts paid by tho facto ries for water, power, at least $90,000 or 4t per cent, on $2,000,000. Tho Boston Transcript declares that 'American ongineors have cvory reason to congratulato themselves over tho fact that several large bridges on the line o( the Transandino Railway, In South America, were, built by American com panics in the faco of English competi tion. A "culinnry academy" has been formed among tho leading cooks of Faria. Tho members aro thirty in num ber, and they meet onco a month in an establishment in the Passage Saulnier, under tho leadership of a cook attached to one of the most celebrated restaurant in Paris, According to one cstiinato the total Value of the crops of the United States during 1S2 -as 3,000,000,000, of ' whroli Iho largest item was $750,000,. 000 worth of hay. The animal products, Including meats, dairy products, poul try and eggs and wool, are placed at at (905,000,000 more. The Ban Fraucisco Examiner relates how a St. Paul (Minn.) man has had his gold plate attached by a dentist for debt. This not only interferes seriously with his diuing, but ho- cannot even gnash bis teoth in disapproval. The only teeth he has havo the misfortune to appertain, to the gold pluto aforesaid. The fame ot Kentucky as a horse breeding centre has penetrated even to far Japan, a number o,f line animals hav ing been purchased thero by an agent of the Mikado's Government, which leads tho Chicago Times to remark that it pays to get a reputation for a specialty estab lished for a given district. Then buyers come direct to that market. ' Tho Philadelphia Uncord is horrified to know that two thousand peoplo be como insano in New York every yenr owing to tho noise and confusion inci dent to life thero. There aro no statis tics at hand, retorts the Now York World, to show how ninny are mado insano by the dullness aud mouotouy of villugo life in Philadelphia. "Peoplo who movo thero from tlio cities are suid to die off rapidly." France lost a valuable citizen a few da) s ago, says the New Orleans Picayune, in Qeorgo Hachotte, tho publisher, who between 1S67 and 1S78 brought out 1 GOO volumes. Every work bo believed useful for instruction he published re gard'rss of fiuaucial considerations, lie had the monopoly of railway station libraries, and exercised over them a supervision which was equivalent to a vigorous censorship, but it was an en ' lightened censorship, and those who protested against it had little sympathy from men of education. ' The eight-hour-a-day proposition for domestio servants and various other schemes for getting the British Parlia ment to interfere between servlfcts and employers, which have been urged by the, London Domestic Servants' Union, have failed to make even a favorable im pression in a critical examination before the RoyalVLabor Commission. The com mission jjave a long heariug to a repre sentative of the uubn, but the case fell to pieces under questionings. The im practicability of the eight hour idea ap plied to domestio servants was very clearly demonstrated. It also appeared that the union itself was very weak, aud that the vast majority of domestic ser vants seemed to be well treated aud quite eouteot. The investigations showed that the servant is far better oil in regard to facilities for legal redress than is tho employer. Tho union had a piopositiou to substitute a system of paying servants "in kind" but its representative was "not quite prepared to Biiggest a system to take the place of money wages." The conclusions arrived ut by the Commis sion so fur are that the relations between employer and domestic servaut must bu of a give aud take character, and any in terference by the Legislature would do more harm than good. the childhood of the heart. Ob, the rosy days ot childhood, How blissfully they sped, When not a charm had vanished , And not wonder fled! The year was full of promise then, The tongue was full of praise Cut I think the cup I sweeter now Than in the childish days. Oh, th laughing wra-ld of childhood, Of ignorance and easel The lightest touch could quicken, And the least pleasure please; Vet the upward paths are dearer, With all the thorns ther bear. Than a garden of a hundred flowers When Ignorance Is there I Ob. tb beating heart ot childhood That little heart of show, That doubt hot never entered, Nor sorrow has brought low I Trust me, not all the rapture Its eager life can span Can shadow forth the perfect love That warms the breast ot man. Dora Read Ooodale, in Harper's Weekly. A DOMESTIC REVOLUTION. UKE MARPOD was toeitber better nor worso than the gen eral ruu of mortals, wm and Mrs. Surah Mar pod, his wife, was, as the world noes, a very fair sample of a woman. Luke Mar pod was a farmer. mm hence Sarah Marpod was a farmer's wife; both bard-working, unsophisticated people, conscientiously pursuing the straight path of life, while, on the other band, a little keener insight into human nature and its motives might have shielded them from many a blow, and materially aided their right economy. lb spite of hard work they advanced slowly in the acquisition of home com forts. Disappointments and misfortunes accumulated with pitiful rapidity and lrozc the fountains of domestic happi ness. 'Before marriage the happiest of couples, they looked with sanguine hope to the future, not expecting great re wards, but trusting in Providence and loving each other fervently. They never had a lover's quarrel and the idea of post-nuptial disagresmeuts dawned not upon their youthful imagi nation. A comfortable home, -conten t inent and love was all they bargained for; all they lought, and surely fate might yield this to any one who means well and thinks honorably. Thus they thought, and thus they ex pected it would be, but the path of life runs continually into the dark. What jagged rocks may pierce the feet of the traveler on this highway no one can fore tell. We can only judge by tho light of the past, and tJ people of limited ex perience this light is a line so narrow as not to reveal the rocks and thorns on either side. Luke Marpod was simple, honest and narrow-minded. Airs. Marpod was was simple, honest and narrow-minded also, and perhaps the trouble lay in this very uniformity of tastes and tempera ment. Luke's little farm was mortgaged at the outset, and the few hundred dollars that Sarah received from her father disappeared in a twinkling and left no trace or loot print, lheir Hrst season was a bad one; crops were a general tail ure aud weeas ana c .editors arose on every side. Tho neighbors, who always liked Luke's conscientious good nature, began to look askance at him, for they saw the tables turned, aud, paradoxical as it may appear, found it much more convenient to be Luke's creditor than his debtor. As time passed without bettering their condition and creditors became impor tunate, Luke and Sarah took to brooding over their troubles and occasionally fiud iug fault with the ways aud means of the other, which might never have led to anything serious had tho second year's crop proved a good ouu and helped to make up for the deficiencies of the first. This, however, was not tho case, for, whereas, tho year beforo the drought had baked the soil aud scorched the growing blades of wheat and rye, the second year it began to rain in April a very good prognostication, everybody thought, of a bountiful harvest, but Pluvus, having other aims in view, refused to recognize limits and give tho farmers time to plow and sow. Through April, May and June the rain poured down incessantly, day after day, until at last all hopes were abandoned aud the Jlsrnods entered upon their second year of infelicity. Luke, who began to think that the cause of all his troubles lay in his mar riage, was rash enough one day to hint the same, aud received a retort from his spouse that roused his latent dignity of marital lordship. Words were ex changed, and the result of their first pro nounced disagreement ended by Luke's slamming the door behiud him, And go ing hastily across the lot after the cow. That night he whipped the dog for lot tiug the brindle heifer escape through the bars into the cornfield, hud trouble with" the same member ot the bovine genius at milking time, and rose wrath fully to his feet after extricating the cow's hoof from the milk pail, to swear an uumistakable oath for the first time in his life. Then he beat the animal aud made such a hubbub that Sarah came in hot haste to remonstrate on his brutality. "Shut up; mind you' business, will you?" shouted Luke, as he hurled the milkiug stool after the cow aud chased her around the yard. The same eveuing Mrs. Marpod, con doling over the loss ot milk, cava vent to her indignation at her other half's carelessness, and the quarrel was re newed with vigor. These lirst storm clouds in the do mestic atmosphere soon cleared away, but each bad discovered the other's lack of infallibility, and accordingly, while Luke lost a little of manly pride, Sarah lout also in gentleness of disposition. For more thuu a mouth all went well, but aggravating things will happen, es pecially during harvest time when reapers and mowers are Constantly got- tihg out of repair. Luke one day went to cut wheat in a field from which every stone and sfump had been carefully eradicated. The sky was lowering and he wished to finish before A storm. Around and around tho field went the horse; faster and faster fell tho grain be fore the sickle. Luke s blood was warming with hope, when suddenly, smash chunk chunk went tho ma chine and the horses were jerked vio lently Lack upon their haunches. The big cast iron seat hurled Luke clear across tho sicklo-bar into the grain. (scrambling to his feet he found that a sad accident had happened. A large stone had been lifted to the surface of tho ground and left for removal. lie had forgotten All about it, and hence a serious loss of time right in the busy season. It took several days to obtain repairs, and in the meantime the rain came on apace, levelling the wheat to the ground and causing great damage. Luke be came gloomy, and Sarah could not help speaking regretfully of the loss her hus band's forgetfulness had incurred) Everything was propitious idr a quarrel and tho quarrel came. Mutual recriminations became frequent and seldom did a day pass without unlovable scenes between the two Marpods. The neighbors began to make comments. Qossips took occasion to condole with Mrs. Marpod respecting the unreason ableness of her spouse, and, seeing her take their sympathy kindly, grew bold enough to betray all the rash things Luke had been guilty of prior to his marriage, acts which ought to have been burled long before in the graveyard of oblivion, so extremely remote was their connection with the present. Poor Mrs. Marpod t She took them to. heart and at the next opportunity hurled them at the head of the aston ished Luke. lie owned up to every thing, not even trying to soften his wile's too serious interpretation of his escapades, as he might cosily have done, for the sinfulness was more against con ventionalism than morals. lie was in no mood to extenuate, and declared coldly that he didn't "care a cent about it" and that he "would do the same thing over again for all of meddling ueighbors and ill-natured wife." Life gradually lost it charms for the Marpods. Through perpetual clouds and storms they . pursued their gloomy pathway to the grave. Sarah had begun to think seriously of preferring charges against Luke for cruelty and praying for a divorce, when an event happened that temporarily dis missed the idea from her mind and made Luke more solicitous and tonder. A lit tie cirl was born to them, and because it was in the springtime of the year tbey named her Flora. She came like A ray of sunshine to brighten the hearts of the parents and show them their dependence ou each other for happiness, but by the time Flora was able to toddle around by herself and lisp the names of papa and mamma the parents had resumed their old fault finding habits, and having once resumed them they were not long in re gaining their former facility in the use of sarcasm and taunts. Luko in the first place found fault with the mother's method of nursing and declared it a miracle if Flora did not prove a weak, sickly child, lie was sure that so much fussing would engender frail constitution, yet as she grew older she seemed as strong and robust as a child ever is that breathes pure, couutry air. On the other band. Mrs. Marpod de dared that Luke's example was enough to contaminate the family, and tbat seeds sown in so young a mind would some day bring sorrow upon their heads. "Mercy on me, man I she would shout, "don't touch that child with those dirty hands of yours. If you don't know how to be civilized, you had bet ter not try to bring up children." One day, atfer a quarrel had been brewing between the parents for some time, they came to an understanding that something must be done at once. Thoy seemed tacitly to ajrree that the time had come for them to separate forever. Dis passionately they sat down to discuss terms, aud to an outside party all evi dence of ill-temper had passed away. There was no question as to the di vision of property. Luko was willing to do more than Sarah wished, but regard ing little f lora botn were keenly sensi tive. After discussing tho matter for sometime they agreed to hitch up the team ana drive to town to see Lawyer Hoboes. Not wishing to go before a court, they decided that .Mr. ilobbes should draw up all necessary papers and arbitrato as to the possession of the child. By this decision they were willing to abide. So, with Flora on the seat between them they drove to town. In sad and faltering accents tbey told Mr. Uobbes bow matters stood. Mr ilobbes, a benignant gentleman, with long, white locks that had never been put to shame by a single meau act in all his life, and whos heart was as tender as a child's, tried to remonstrate, but both Luke and Sarah were sure that the old life would be revived and that it would be better to separate kindly; and in this they stood firm; so Mr. Ilobbes, much troubled, entered upon the business Little f lora listened witb open-eye: wonder throughout the discussiou. At lost she seemed tocomprehcud, and the tears coming to her eyes, she toddle to ber father, and graspiug bis coat i her tiny bauds, lisped plaintively want to stay wiv oo, papa," and then turning, she ran, and burying her face in her mothers lap she sobbed out: luv oo and want to stay wiv oo." Mrs. Marpod's eyes sam with tears Luke's lips worked convulsively, am Lawyer Uobbes brushed somethiug from his eves. Raising her head, she laid her fare agaiust her mother's cheek and mill' mured: "1 luv oof bol, I want to liv wiv oo bof." I ne long silence that followed was broken suddeiily by Lawyer Uobbes. The little girl is right t" he cried, enu phatically. "She ought to live with both. Luke, confound your patet you've got A good wife to bo proud of) end you Mrs. Marpod, have a husband to be proiid of; and by gosh," Cried Mr; Ilobbes, becoming red in the face and striking the desk a heavy blow with his fist, "1 11 have nothing more to do with I tied the knot whon I was magis trate, and it looks as though you had lost confidonco in me." Flora ran to bim, and smiling eagerly through her tears, cried out: "Yos, yes; want cm bof." That settled it, for Luko rose to his feet, and taking Sarah's band in his mur mured : "I'll 'low tbat it's been all my fault, and if you'll forgive me I'll never get mad Again." Mrs. Marpod; on her part; protested that it was sho who had been to blame, but Lawyer Ilobbes scolded both and sent them home as lovingly as possible. Flora, who is now a handsome young lady, has a slight remembrance of the event mentioned, but just the tenor of it she does not recollect. She would not believo us wore we to tell her how seriouf that trouble wa?( so great has been the revolution. Chicago Nows. A Race With a Waterspout. Tho British steamship Amur, Captain Rouse, from Caibarein, dropped anchor a Gloucester, N. J., on a recent mghl and her outward appearances foretold the thrilling experiences she had with the elements. When on the southern edgo of the gulf stream, the steamer had an escape from destruction bv a aterspout, which fortunately passed under her stern not many yards from the hip. The first seen of this monstrous Uis- urbauce was in the shape of a heavy oud on the horizon directly to the windward. But as it drew near it ap peared as though it would overtake the ship and send all on board to the bottom; It was a desperate struggle to get out of its way and the ship already a disabled condition, the engineer stood by with the. engines wide open, realizing it was a race for life. Nearer and nearer the dangerous water column rew to the ship, but by the time the noise of its approach met the ears of the crew the ship had gotten north to a place safety. It passed the Amur's stern with a deafening noise. It quickly passed and disappeared. The same evening the wind freshed up and by midnight was blowing a gale, tbo ship driving directly uuder the waves and sweeping from her decks everything movable. The tarpaulins on the hatches were washed away, ports were sealed and boat coverings torn away. A tremendous sea from the northeast still continued and decks were started through tho immense pressure brought about by the great quantities of water that was being continually shipped. Everyone on board were more or less injured through the ship's terrifio rolling, and Captain Rouse pronounces it the worst passage he ever experienced. Now Orleans Picayune. Antiquity of the Saw. Tho saw is an instrument of high an tiquity, its invention being attributed to cither Davdalus or to his nephew Perdix, also called Talos, who, having found the aw of a serpent and divided a piece of wood with it, was led to imitate the teeth in iron. Iu a bass-relief pub lished by Winckolman, Dxdalus is rep resented holding a saw approaching very closely in form to the Egyptian saw. St. Jerome seems clearly to allude to the circular saw, which was probably used, as at present, in cutting veneers. There are also imitations of the use of the cen tre bit, and even in the time of Cicero it was employed by thieves. Pliny men tions the uso of the saw in Ancient Bel gium for cutting white building stone; some of the oolitic and cretaceous rocks are still treated in the same manner, both in that part of the Continent and in the south of England. Iu this case Pliny must be understood to speak of a proper or toothed saw. The saw without teeth was then used just as it is now by tho workers in marble, and the place of teeth was sunplie), according to the hardness of the stone, either by emery or by various kinds of sand of inferior burduess. In this manner the ancient artificers were able to cut slabs of the hardest rock, which consequently were adapted to receive the highest polish, such as granite, porphyry, lapis-lazuli and amethyst. Scieutitic American. Danger in Feather Spring Rifles. Army authorities are in great fear that the new magazine rilles now iu use in the British army will be the cause of the death of many soldiers, because it goes off so lightly that a man, after being shot, may in the death spasm pull the trigger aud shoot some of his comrades, or that even the moviug of the body may discharge the weapon. It 13 therefore ordered that two men shall be detained from each company to follow the line in ac tion, aud when a man falls to immediately remove the magazine from bis riflo and carry it away. The opponents to the uso of tho new nnu say that this looks to them to be a very clumsy arrangement aud oue likely to counter balance the ra pidity of hnug gained by tho use of these feather spring weapons. Now York Press. lhn Duration of a Dream. Thobe learned and scientific gentlemen who have gone into the subject declare the longest dreamt hardly lait a few minutes. The following instance leuds support to their views: Oue evening Victor Hugo was dictating letters to his secretary. Overcome by fatiguo the great man dropped into a slumber. A few moments afterward he awoke, haunted by a droim, which, as he fiouglit, extended over several hours, mid be blamed his secretary for sitting there waiting for him instead of waken ing him or else guing away. What was his surprise when the bewildered secre tary told bim that he had ouly just finished writing the last sentence dictated to bim. BREAD F0K ALL WHO ASK. K DAILY EaRLY-MORNlNtJ SCElfE BEFORE A NEW YORK SAKEBY. Human Wr.'Ckt Shnfflinn; Paft A Bin linker v Door In Lock Stnp lor Ktalo I oaves A Weird Spectacle. TI1E1 mo is 1 To HERE is a weird sceno every morning, while tho tired city fast asleep, at Broadway ana Tenth street, which tolls in eloquent silence of tho depth of human woe and misery. Jit is proDaoiy Known, but not always remembered by persons who have loving families, cheerful homes, downy beds and well-stocked lardors, nnd who live in an air of luxury, that there is A half-starved army in this city against which the doors of organ' ized charity are closed. It lives no one knows where, and it comes out on the streets, like rats from a hole, After dark, seeking food And everything that it can devour. It is only the night workers who see the big city when the light are turned low who catch a glimpse of the starving Army, and the sight is not pleasant; It was between 2 and 3 o'clock in the morning the other day. The wind came piping with a North Dakota chill through East Tenth street, and nearly ripped the tattered clothing from an old man who came stumping along Fourth avenue with a feeble step. lie stopped At tho Tenth street corner. Tho lamp light showed the skin peopiug through bis clothes in many places. lie sank a little deeper into his rags after a quick glance up the street and moved slowly toward Broadway. "Just wait for A little while," SAid Policeman McConnell to a reporter who was on his way homo after his night's work, "and you will see the strangest gathering that you ever looked at in this town." The old man kept moving until he reached the bright light which shown Cheerfully from the windows of the Vienna Bakery, midway on the block. He looked wistfully at tho scene or good chser within, then leaned against a lamp post with head bowed low, violently trembling from cold and hunger. "He s the first on the line, saia mc- Conncll, "and he's not missed the honor for over a year." The policeman remark was vague, but in a little while the explanation came, xne solitary tramp soon aau plenty of company. Men with want and poverty stamped on every feature of their gaunt faces and every shred of their eloquent rags turned into East Tenth street from Fourth oven ue and Broadway. They came- singly and in groups, and foil in behind the first ar rival. At 3 o'clock tho line extended around In front of Grace Church, and there wcro over 200 men standing closely together, waiting, apparently, for some signal to march. It was a silont crowd. There was not a word spoken above a whisper. Some of the men were drunk and hardly ably to stand, but they were held in "place by their comrades in misery. One fellow dropped on the walk and rolled into the gutter. No one disturbed him. Not even the po liceman. There was a flutter of excitement slong tho line as the doors of the bakery were thrown open with a loud bang and several bakers in white cap3 and aprons rolled a half dozen big boxes filled with bread on the sidewalk. The bakers banded out the bread to the men, and the line moved slowly along with the shuffle of tho lock step, well known, apparently, to many of the gang. To every man was given a loaf of bread a day old. There was more than enough to go around and some got two loaves. The long wait in tho open air seemed to hnvo added an extra pang to the hunger of tho men, and almost every one took a rsveuoas bito from the loaf as soou as it reached his hand. They acted like hungry wolves iu sight of prey, aud to many of them tho dry bread appeared lit for a kingly feast. Some sat down on the curb, broko of! largo chunks of the loaf and fairly crammed it into their mouths until every morsel of it was gone. Others, after a few bites, stowed the bread away among the rags which covered their bodies, and a few hurried away without tojclimg it at all. Iu fifteen minutes the street was deserted and no sound was heard save the merry song o( the bakers as they piled up big btacks of bread for their customers with the feeling that steals iuto the human heart when a good act has been performed. "That's tho best object lesson," said Policeman McConnell, as the last bundle of rags moved away, "of what rum will bring a man to if he sticks at it. Most of these poor chaps come here night after night, and many of them have told me it's tho ouly food tbey have had in twenty-four houre. The gang is made up of ex convicts who have lost even tho desire to steal, aud drunkards who have reached tho bottom of the ladder. Among the latter aro men who have been in good circum stances, and thero is ono who about ten years ago owned a largo wholesale gro cery in Washington street. This charity is a godseud to them, snd it's all the de cent treatment tbey got during tho day. Tbey are kicked and shunned by every body, sheek shelter wherever it cuu bo found, and most of them will wind up in Potter's Field. No questions are asked hero if these meu are worthy ob jects of charity. They are all hulf starved and drunkards without home., and thieves have to eat as well as any one else. Although they aro a hardoned lot there has not been the slightest dis order on the block during tho years that they have been coming hero." New York Recorder. Queen Victoria has given orders for extensive decorative repairs to be car ried out iu llolyroid Palace, and the office of works is now eugugud iu clran iug aud restoring the ceilings and walls of Queen Mary's audience chamber and supper room aud the adjoiuiug corridor. SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL. The glow worm lays luminous eggs. Banana flour has been produced in small quantity in some parts of Australia. Nutmcgi in the quautity of two or three drachms will cause both stupor and delirium. Oyster shells laid on tho hot coals in a stove or range will loosen clinkers on the firebrick, so that tboy may be easily removed. It is stated by an actor that the elec trie lamp used as footlights is harder on tho eyes of the performers than either gas or caudle light. Numerous experiments to determine the best fire-resisting materials for the construction of doors have proved that wood covered with tin resisted the fire better than an iron door. Tho nisid elements in the make-up of tho world are oxygen, nitrogen, hydro gen, chlorine, carbon, fluorine, phos phorous, silicon, sulphur, aluminum, calcium, copper, iron, lead, potassium and sodium. Oysters come nearor to milk than all most any other common food material as regards both the amounts and the rel ative proportion of nutrients, tho food values of equal weights of milk and oys ters being nearly the same. It is somewhat singular that, notwith standing the great advances mado in chemistry and metallurgy, no other more satisfactory silver alloy has yet been dis covered for coining and other purposes than the alloy used 800 years ago. The best lighted city in E irope is Milan. American machinery only is employed in its two central stations. A curious feature of tho system of distri bution is that the wires, instead of being carried on poles, are suspended from the brackets under tho eaves of the houses. In summer at Paris the Sicne delivers to the two parts of the bridge Pont Neuf about a hundred cubic inches of water every second, moving with a force of 3500 horse-power. Every hour 360,000 cubic metres of water pass un der the arches of the bridge, or 8,6J0, 000 cubic metres in a day. A Roman has offered King Humbert a novel instrument of warfare. This is a projectile, which on being shot from a cannon and striking an object will produce a luminous disc of 100,00'J candle power, and thereby expose to view an enemy's position by night at a distance of from three to four miles. A miniature thunder factory has been constructed for the science and art de partments at South Kensington, Eng land, with plates seven feet in diameter, which, it is believed, would give spar'.& thirty inches long, but no Layden jars bave been found to stand the charge, all being pierced by an enormous tension. M. Bourdolles, Chief Engineer of French lighthouses, has porfected a sys ira by which ho can project a forco of tf,500,000 candles by means of four lenses instead of twenty-four, as previously, and by a novel system of rotation make the "flash" every tweuty seconds. This, the inventor claims, is the finest result yet achieved anywhere. Electric light baths aro among the latest inventions. The necessary parts of such a bath are a ca! let which will incloso the entire body except the head, and fifty electric lamps of sixteen candle power, or 110 volts, arranged about tho body in groups, with a separate switch for each group. The light is thrown on a ssction at a time, making the patient frisky and browning the skin like an ocean bath.- C. C. Jennings, formerly Superin tendent of the Brush Electric Light Company of Buffalo, N. Y., has pat ented a system of telephonic communi cation, bv meaus of which barbed wiro fences can bo utilized between railroad statious, farmers' bouses and lnrge ranches. Tho patent involves tho use of a portable transmitter or telophone, which can be attached to the barbed wire at any point, nnd by which mes sages can be recoived or soot to railroad stations or other places at which there are regular telephones. Has a Finger-Keilucinr Patent. Tho Patent Ollico has granted a pat ent on A device worthy of the ancient Greeks. It is a system of fluger-taper-ing and joint-reducing bauds. The idea is to make thimble-shaped bauds of tbin and pliant aluminum iu sets of various sizes to fit the fingers and thumbs, aud by wearing them at night gradually pro duce the slender aud tapering dibits so much admired by the fashionable half of the "vorld. The aluminum bands ure provided with rings which are crowded down ou the outside so as to compress the fingers and drive the blood back to any desired state of diminutiveness. The letters patent do not state whether the use of this now device is attended with pain or not. It is said theso bands have been thoroughly tested by several of tho best known women of fashion iu Wash ington and New York, aud they speak of them in the highest terms of praise. The leading merchant iu cosmetics nnd toilot articles in Chicago is forming a stoc k company to buy the patent and boom the finger taperer at tho World's Fair. The patentee says his idea will go like wildfire, as have so many other inven tions to produce beauty, ud be thinks his patent is worth at least $30,000. Chicago Herald. Iniiiieuso liiulnir Hall for Students. An immense diuing hall for students, to be known us the Mensa Aeademica, was opened in Vienna, Austria, the other week. In it 2000' students can diuu together. The intent of the institution is to enable students to eat together at a minimum cost, instead of being com pelled by reason of their small means to obtain their meals iu cheap and low re sorts. Tho privileges of tho Mensa Aeademica are restricted to reg ular sub scribers, and the rates are foi diuuer, $2.50 a mouth', for breakfast aud din ner, and lor ureuKiosi, dinner and su I'l'cr. $4.75 mouth. Chicago Times. BEHIND THE MASK, Life Is not what It might hav been, Nor are we what we would I And we most meet with smiling mi, And part in careless mood, , Knowing that each retains unemn. In cells of sense subdued, A little lurking secret of the blood A little serpent secret rankling keen Tbat makes the heart Its food. Owen Meredith. HUMOR OF THE DAT. Cut and dried Hay. The Irish Sea "Say." Trying work Experimenting. - A race across the Atlantic The Eng lish. Life. Hard pressed for money The produc tions of the Mint. Many a man hAS made a goose of him self with s single quill. Texas Sittings. Even the highest-priced surgeons will give cut rates when asked to. Philadel phia Record. The office boy who was taken on trial was let go because he proved too much of one. Puck. Contrary as it may seem, it's the tailor who makes sales, and the lailor who makes tales. Life. The man who salts away money does not thus prevent bis heir from being "too fresh." Truth. The stereopticon-man is never blamed as a turncoat, although he is continually changing his views. Puck. Don't judge hastily. What may seem to be very ordinary drum-majors are often leading musicians. Elmira Ga zette. Mr. Hownow "Miss Passee, what is your opinion of the coming man!" Miss Passee "That ho is very, very slow." What's Odd. Imogene "Oh, stop your flattery, or I shall put my hands to my ears." Alonzo "Ah, your lovely hands are too small." Fun. The chrysanthemum is a most worthy flower; but, for tho best of reasons, the verse-makers fight shy of singing its praises. Puck. Now, children, you must very good to-day, for your father has hurt his hand, and if you are naughty ho cannot whip jou. Fliegendo Blaetter. Some folks not only count their chick ens before they are hatched, but also spend in advance the price of the pros pective eggs they are to lay. Truth. There was one New York hackman, the other day, who failed to overcharge his customer, but he diod on his box be fore he got to his destination. Truth. The boy stood on the burning deck But who could blame him, please. The price of coal had gone so high - It was either this or freese. Chicago Inter-Ocean. judge "Did your wife pick a quarrel with you!" Victim "No, she don't seem to have much choice about thom ; any kind suits her." Chicago Inter Ocean. First Girl "He said your hair was dyed." Second Girl "That is false." "I told him it was false, and he said that was worse than dyeing it." Phil adelphia Record. When a girl gets so she can play mu sic in which sho crosses her hands, she stops referring to it by name and title, ond calls it "a little thiug by Batoven." Atchison Globe. "There is ono thing sure," said tho editor, who was reading the new re porter's long article; "you are in no danger of boiug troubled by a shortage in your accounts." Washington Star. "He'll be heard in the world," sdd his mother, He'll bo beard, It is easily to tell." And he was, quite beyou I any other. When bis college cl-iss startei its yell. W'a-hingtou Htar. Tommy "Paw, what is a special providencei" Mr. Fig' "It occur when some other fellow is the victim of s misfortuno that would otherwise have happened to yourself." Iudiauapolis Journal. "How do you feel uowl" asked a Texas lawyer of his client, a coudomned murderer, who has just been reprieved. "As playful ss a child, my boy." Lawyer (slapping bim on tne duckj --au, x v V i. ...... i.: 1 .r,o ' IViu you have just skipped the rope tiiftin Idaho's Precious Stoiiw. Collections being mado in Idaho afford unusual opportunity for studying the geological and mineral production. The exhibit for Custer Comity contains a beautiful specimen of onyx. Indications are that an agate field exists in the county. Sapphires have also been found thoro, one lot of which sold for $1100. But recent efforts have failed to produce one for tho exposition. A samplo of rock has been received from Lewistou, the exact character of which has not been determined, but which appears to be a variety of j as par. This specimen cuts glass more readily than the diamond, aud is so hard that ten minutes' griudiug on an emery wheel has scarcely any ellect on it. It is varie gated in color, with pink nnd green tints. It is quite small, aud efforts are being made to secure a larger oue. The value of the rock is not known. The variety of opals will be very large. There two mines iu Latah and oue about forty miles from Boise City. They are the geuuine tire opals, aud are said to bo ol a very superior quality. Petrilicatious ure very numerous in the Stute. The chief specimen iu this department is a samplo from the petrified forest in Custer County, near Challis. This distinctly shows tiie bark and wood of a conifer, a species of pine. The stump from which it was taken is four, teeu leet above the ground, twelvo feet iu diameter at the top, and fifteen at the base. The bark is six inches thick. It was discovered about five years ago. Now York Times. Tho walls of Babylon are f'd by lleio lotus to lmvo been 3.'.U high atd 100 levl thick at tho blue. I