THI FOREST REPUBLICAN Is ptbllihct mij Wtdsoedsy, y J. E. WENK. ORIoa In Bmurbtnth ft Co.'a Budding KM mm, TIOHHTA, Us. Trm. . . . U0 pr Yr. fM,pt,f?, e-T ' period tkrr ninth. OorTMpondme solicit frost si Mrta of Ibt minlry No nouc wlU b Ukm lluniuil MonleUo. RATfS OF ADVERTISING l PUB One Square, one lnoh, one insertion..! 1 V One Hqusre, one inrh, one month. . ., CO One Square, one inch, three months.. 5 00 One Square, one innh, one year... ., 1000 Two Squares, one year 11 or Vuartr Column, one year 80 OH Half Column, one yesr 6000 One Column, one year. - 100 10 Legal dvertisemsots tn cento par Una each insertion. Marriages aDd death notices gratis. All bills for yearly advertisements collsesM quarterly. Temporary ndvertisements must be paid in advance. Job woik-;ash on delivery. CAN. VOL. XXV. NO. 31. TIONESTA, TA., WEDNESDAY. NOV. 23, 1892. $1.50 PEIl ANNUM. Fores Mora thnrouo million Fedoral sol diers of Uie4fvil War nro (till living. It is interesting to learn that Arizona U m large as Groat Britnlu and Ireland combined. "Soup, Soap and Salvation" la the conclsj motto in tho rooms of the Bal timora Free Sunday Breakfast Associa tion, In the new Maiue town of Rumford Falls, where not even a log hut stoor1 a year ago, a $10,000 residence Is build ing and 700 men nre at work upon mills and other structures. The report of the Society of Friends in England shows an incsoaso in its membership of 221 over last year, bring ing it up to a total of 22,287. Tbeie are now in Great Britain 310 "meet- The Victoria Government funis itself compelled to reduce tho bonuses paid for the export af butter. Last year as much as (150,000 was mod for this purpose, six cents per pound being paid on all butter that realized over twenty-five cents in the English -oarket. Few cities over got started "laid out," as it is commo ily cnllcd as they should be. They get in shnpu by mere chance and that, explains tho Chicago Herald, is why (hoy are so frequently misshapon. New York Uity has fewer alleys than any other city in the woild, notwithstanding it is one of tho largest. "London requires some women to act as sanitary inspectors," is the opinion of Dr. Corner, Medical Officer for Poplar. With the help of efficient women work ing among the poor, he thinks epidemics might bo nipped in tho bud. Glasgow, Scotland, already has six women in spectors, who aro doing an admirable . work. Cortaiu geutleinon of large ideas an nounce that they Intend building an air Una from the Atlantic to tho Pacific. "To those of ideas somewhat less magnified," comments the San Francisco Examiner, '.'the raising of the necessary 1700,000,000 might seem in tho nature of an obstacle, though attention is not called to tho fact with auy view to discouraging enterprise." ' Imports of wheat iuto Groat Britain during the fiscal year just closed have mounted to nearly 180,000,000 bushels. This large quantity is in excuss of the present requirements of the couutry, and the result has been that the price of this grain has fallen lower than ever known previously. It is believed that 160,000, 000 bushels will be needed to supply tho deficiencies of the coming year. It seems to the New Orleans Picayune that another expedition to rescue Emin Pasha is in order. Dr. Stuhlman has written a letter from Tubora stating that Emin is at tho south cud of Lnke Albert Nyanza, ajmoit at the raercy of the Arabs, whoso revolt has spread from the Congo Free Stato into the German terri tories, and that lie is waiting for assist ance. to get away. It is not stated . whether Stanley will go to his assistance again. - . British newspapers are alscussing earnestly the question of cloakrooms iu churches, referring to tho absence of, and aUolute necessity for, facilities f ji disposing of wraps, hats and overcoats. Some churches in the country have wire hatrackt beneath the seats, and a few have wire bars for overcoats and wrap) on the backs of scats. Ouo church in Chicago has regular opera chairs and the attendant convouionces. A cloakroom teems to the New York Tribune to fill a long-felt want, for there does not appear to be any good reason, these days, auy way, why a man or woman should not be as comfortable iu a church as in a theatre. At a recent meeting of the Americau Society of Civil Engineers, B. W. Dc Courcy related au interesting expciienco while acting at Supervisor aud Bridge Engineer of a railway. He had to use one of the three-whool velocipedes run ning on the railway, frequently employed ' by the maintenance of way officials, and as his track ran through a number of narrow cuts, he happeued onu day to think over the best thing to do should he meet an englue. He decided that the only way out of this trouble would bo to jump and at the same time overset tho velocipede to the right. A trial of this plan showed that it could be carried out without injury. The value of this study was apparent some time after, wheu Mr. DeCourcy was running out with his fore man to inspect a bridge and met a loco motive ahead of time in a rock cut about eighteen feet deep. Ho threw himself to the right ajid jumped at the same time, catching tho small wheel aud throwing bis back against tho rocky side of the cut. It was done so quickly that the engineer thought be had run over ths man aufl so reported at the station. THANK30IV1NO DAY1 With grateful hearts let all (rive thanks, All lands, all stations, and all ranks: And the cry comes up along the way, For what shall we give thanks to-day t For peace and plenty, busy mills, "The cattle on a thousand hills, " For bursting barns, wherein Is stored The golden grain, a precious hoard i Give thank! For orchards bearing rosy fruit, For yielding pod and toothsome root, And all that God declared was good In bill or dale, or Bold or wood: Give thanks) For water bright and sweeet and clear, A million fountains far and near. For i raolous streamlets, lake, and rills That flow from everlasting hills: Give thanks I For summer dews and timely frost, The sun's bright beams, not one ray lost. For willing hands to sow the seed And reap the harvest, great indeed: Give thanks 1 . For hearth and home love's altar fires For loving children, thoughtful sires; For tender mothers, gentle wives. Who fill our hearts and bless our lives: Give thanks? For heaven's care, life's journey through. For health and strength to dare and do, For ears to hear, for eyes to see Earth's beauteous things on land and sea : Give thanks I M. A.Kidder. BESSIE'S THANKSGIVING. BY KATE M. CLE ART. MOST diffident and modest knock it was. Perhaps because it was so very diffident, so very modest, irritated all the more the peculiarly alert nerves of Mr. Godfrey Kirko. "Oh, come in, come in 1" he cried, entered the room, withered face; a pleasant, gentle. 0 An elderly woman Sho had a small, pale kind face, though, She was dressed in a worn dark gown, The net fichu, crossed over her slender shoulders, was clasped by an old-fashioned medallion. 'To-morrow will bo Thanksgiving eve," she said; "I wished to know if I might prepare for the day after." An originally handsome apartment, this in which the old man sat, and it had been handsomely furnished. Now both the room and its belongings bore the mark of creeping poverty, or ex treme pemiriousncss. Tho master of the house, seated by the center table, seemed to share the character of the room. He, too, had been handsome once. Now he was expressive only of age and in digence, from the threadbare collar of his limp dressing-gown to the tips of his thin and shabby slippers. . ''Prepare what?" he growled. "Why a turkoy, air; or pie, or or a bit of cranberry -sauce, sir " He looked so fierce, her words died in her throat. "Turkey! And whore do you sup pose I can get the money to spend on turkey I And pie I To make us all sick, and bring doctors and doctors' bills down on met And," with a sniff of disgust, ''cranberry sauce the skinny stuff I No, Mrs. Dotty. A bit of bacon and some bread will be good enough for poor folks like us good enough." His housekeeper, for that was the un enviable position Mrs. Dotty occupied in Godfrey Kirke's household, resolved to make one lost appeal. "OB, COME IN, COME IN I" HE CRIED. "But I thought perhaps on account of the child," she began. "The child the child!" he repeated, irascibly, "I'm sick of hearing about her." Indignation made Mrs. Dotty quite bold for once. "She's your own granddaughter, sir. That's what she is." "Well, I didn't ask for her, did It I never wanted to adopt her. What right had ber mother to make such a poor hand of herself by marrying Tom .Bar rett, and then ccnio bact to die here, and leave me her girl J Eh? She's au expense, I tell you; that's all. An ex pense!" "The Lord help us, but he's getting worse than ever!" murmured the woman, as, with a bang that was downright dis respectful, she slummed the door behind her. "You you, Miss Bessie!" She started, as she looked up, and saw Bessie Barrett standing so near her. She was a slim, brown-haired little thing, of about seventeen. She was clad in au ill made gown of coarse maroon cashmere. Her eyes were large, gray, just now very sorrowful. Her lashes and brows were quite black. The delicate features had a pinched look, and the pretty lips were paler than should be the lips of one so young. 9 " "Yes; and I heard." "Oh, don't don't mind, doar!" said Mrs. Dotty, soothingly, putting a hand that looked like wrinkled ivory on the girl's arm. "He is just a cross, sourod, lonely old man." 'I do mind 1" Bessie passionately cried. "Oh, Idol I sha'n't stay here 1 I sha'n't bo an expense to him any longer. I will go away somewhere !" She broke down in a tit of bitter weeping. "Now, Miss Bossie, dear, you mustn't cry that way; you really mustn't. I loved your mother before you, and I love you." But the poor, little, old comforter was almost crying herself. Years before, the Kirkes were the people of wealth and position in that part of the country. But one trouble after another had come upon the house. First, the wifo of the matter died. Maud, the daughter, married a man whoso only crime was poverty. He was a frail, scholarly man, quite unfitted for a fierce struggle against adverse fortune. Ho fell ill and died. A year later his wife followed him, leaving thoir child to its grandfather, Godfrey Kirke. To the latter had come the final blow when his only ion Hobcrt, his hope and pride, had run away to sea. Then in the house, which since the death of the mis tress had been a cheerless and dreary place, began a rigid reign of miserliness and consequent misery. Bessie broke from her friend and ran upstairs and into her own little bare room. There was no flro in tho grate, though tho day was cold with the pene trating damp of a wind frdm oil the ocean. She went to the window and stood there looking out across the flat brown marshes, to whore the waters tossed, greenish and turbulent. "A horrid day," she said, with a shiver, "but it can't be worse out than in." She put on a short old Aslrahan jacket, a little felt hat and a pair of much-mended cloth gloves. Then she went quickly down and out. The dusk, the dreary November dusk, was filling the room when tho old man, plodding over his accounts, laid down his pencil and rang tho bell. Mrs. Dotty responded. Mr. Kirke kept but one other servant (if Mrs. Dotty could correctly be termed a servant), and she absolutely refused to enter the protest ing presence of her master. "Teal" "Yes, sir." Tho meek housekeeper withdrew. Ten minutes later she brought In a tray on which were tea, bread, butter, two cups, two saucers and two plates. Mr. Kirke poured out bis tea, shook a little of the sugar he was about to use back in the old silver bowl, added carefully a few drops of milk and cut a slice of bread. "Butter has gone up three cents in the last week," he said. "I can't afford to use butter." So he munched his bread dry, with a sense of exaltation in his self-imposed penance. He would not open the poorbouse-door for himself by using but ter. But, somehow, the rank tea tasted ranker than usual. Surely the bread was sour. And the gloom outside the small circle that the lamplight illumined seemed singularly dense. What was wrong! What was missing! What was different! He paused, his hand falling by his side. The child as be and Mrs. Djtty had always called her the child was not here. She used to slip in so quietly, take her seat, and when her meager supper was over, glide away just as softly. Yes, little as he noticed her, she was generally there. He rang the bell sharply. "Where is she?" he asked Mrs. Dotty, when she popped in her mild old head. There was no need to particularize. Mrs. Dotty cast a swift, searching look arourd. "Isn't she here!" Without waiting for a reply, she turned and ran up the stair to Bessie's room. There she knocked. No answer. She opened the door, went iu. The room was empty. Hastily she descended the stairs. "Shs is not in, sir." "Where is she!" "I don't know, sir." Impatiently Godfrey Kirke pushed his chair back from the table. "You ought to know; it's your busi ness to know. But it doesn't matter it doesn't matter in tho least." Down to Uanna in the kitchen went Mrs. Dotty. "Did you see Miss Bessie!" "Yes'm. Passin' westward a couple of hours agD yes'm." "Oh!" Mrs. Dotty breathed a relieved sigh. Bessie had probably gone to Rose Dever's bouse. The Devers lived almost a mile away. As a storm was blowiug up she would most likely stay there over night. About ten o'clock Mr. Kirke's bell again tingled out. Agaiu Mrs. Dotty appeared before him. "Has the child come in!" "No, sir." "Do you know why sho went out?" 'I suspect, sir." "Well, speak up." "She overheard our conversation to day." "What of it?" "Nothing of it," with a very angry flash from very faded eyes, "except that she vowed she would be au expense to you no longer." "She did, eh?" "She did." "Well," grimly, "I hope sha won't I" The child had a sulky fit. She was probably at tho house of some neighbor. She would return when her tantrum bad passed off. All this he told himself. Still be sat in his lonely room till long after midnight, listening, listening. When he finally went to bed it wai to roll aud moan till daylight, in the vague wretchedness of unhappy dreams. Noon the noou bei'ore Thanksgiving eve, came, went. Bessie did not re turn. All forenoon it rained. Toward even ing the rain ceased, and a fog, a chill, smoky, blinding fog, bogan to creep up from the Atlantic. "If you don't mind," said Mrs. Dotty, making her appearance with a shawl over her head, "I'll just run over to Devers and see what is keoping Miss Bessie." "Do!" he answered. She had spoken as if the distance were not worth considering, but it was quite a journey for her. When she returned she looked white and scared. "She isn't there hasn't been." "Hark!" said Godfrey Kirke, holding up one lean hand. "That is only the carrier with the flour." "Ask him if he has seen her!" Mrs. Dotty went into the hall. Almost instantly she returned. "He has not. He says there is the body of a young woman at the town morgue." "What!" Godfrey Kirke leaped from his chair. "He says that the body of a young girl was found in the East Branch to-day." Godfrey Kirke sank back in his seat. Mrs. Dotty smiled a hard little smilj to herself as she closed the door and went away. She knew how many friends Bessie had. She shrewdly suspected if she were not found at one place she would be at another; and the was malici ously and plea t.ntly conscious that she had given the hard-hearted old man a genuinn scare. Long the latter sat where she had left him. Thinking. For the first time in years he was thinking, sadly, seriously, solemnly. Than'sgiving-eve! In his wife's time the house used to be gay and cheerful on that night, so filled with com fort and bright anticipations, so odorous with the homely fragrance of good things in the kitchen, so delightfully merry with the brisk bustle attendant on the mor row's festivity. Now it was desolate, dreary, darksome with depressing and unutterable gloom. Whoso fault was it? His I decided Godfrey Kirke, as savagely relentless to himself in this moment as he would have been to another. His! when his devoted wife had drooped and died under his ever-increasing arrogance, dictation. His! when Maud married the first man who offered himself, to escape from her father's pretty rule. His 1 when Robert ran away to escape the narrow obligations and unjust restrictions laid upon him. His I when the child his dead daughter had left him could no longer endure his brutality, or accept from him the scant support he so grud gingly gave. His fault all hisl In those lonely hours the whole relentless tiuth dawned upon him, as such truths will dawn, in most bitter brilliance. He dropped his head on ' his hands with a groan. He looked around the dim, shabby room. He looked at tho dying fire in the grate. He wondered of what use would be to him now his twenty-thousand in hoods, his eight hundred acres of meadow land, the money he had out at interest. He rose in a dazed kind of way, a shadowy purpose takiug definite ness in his mind. Ho wished he had been better to Bcsse; ho wished but what was the use of wishing now! There could bo but one satisfactory answer to all his self-condemnation. A shot from the revolver in the drawer yonder.that he had always kept in readiness for possible burglars. H e rose. He moved toward the table. His figure cast a fantastic shadow on the wall. The tears were streaming down his cheeks. There might be thanksgiving for his death, though there could never have been any for his life. Hark! He had the weapon in his hand. He started nervously. Was that Bessie's voice? Ho turned, droppiog the revolver with a clatter. Yei, there she was, not three feet away, fresh, fair, damp, smil ing. "It is the queerest thing," she said, coming towaid him as she spoke. "I felt badly yesterday, and I went over to Mrs. Faroham's to see if she could get me work. I met Mrs. Nelson, and she asked me to go home with her. Dicky was ill, aud she wauted me to stay over night. She seut you a note. At least she seut the boy with it, but he lost it, and only told her so this afternoon. As soon as I knew that I started home aloue although Dicky was no better." "Yes?" said Godfrey Kirke. He was listening with au unusual degree of in terest. "And to-night, when I was almost here, (Nelsons' is quite two miles away, you kuow), I got lost in the fog." Her grandfather regarded her in amazerteut. What made he paie cheeks so bright? What excitement had blackened her gray eyes? "And a gentleman who was coming here found me, and and brought me home. Please thank bim, grandpa. Here he is!" With an iuciedulous, gasping cry, Godfrey Kirke retreated, as a big brown, muscular fellow came dashing in from the hall. "Robert!" "Father!" Theu they were clasped in each other'i arms. . "I'm back from the sea lor good, HE BAD THE WEAPON IN HIS HAND. father. And I chanced to find my little niece Bessie lost out there in the fog. A young lady, I vow! And I was think ing of her as a mere baby yet! Just think 1 She tellt me Charlie Nelson wants her "' "No? Well, Charlie is a fine fellow. Ho can have her a year from to-day." So now you know why tho Kirke homestead is dazzling with lights and flowers, and why it resounds with laugh ter this Thanksgiving; why old Godfrey "ROnEUT 1" "FATFIER !" wears a brann-new suit, and n flower in his buttonhole; why Robert, in his rightful place, looked so proud and pleased; why dear, busy littlo Mrs. Dotty beams benignly; why Bessie, gowned iu snowy, shining silk, thinks this is n lovely old world after all; why Charlie Nelson is so blessedly content, and why in each and every heart reigns supreme Thanksgiving. The Ledger. Thanksgiving Roast Pig. Take a choice fat pig six weeks old, not younger, though it may be a little older. Have it carefully killed and dressed, and thoroughly washed. Trim out carefully with a sharp, nsrrow-blndcd knife the inside of the mouth and ear.", cut out the tongue and chop off tho end of the snout. Rub the pig well with a mixture of salt, pepper and pounded sage, and sprinkle it rather liberally with red pepper, and a dash outside, too. Make a rich stuffing of bread crirubs corn bread stuffing is do rigeur for pig, though you can put half of one and half of the other inside of Mr. Piggy if somebody insists on loaf bread stuffing. If you use corn bread, have a thick, rich pone of bread baked, and crumble it as soon as it is cool enough to handles, sea son it highly with black and red pepper, sage, thyme, savory marjoram, iniuced onion just enough to flavor it, and plenty of fresh butter; moisten it well with stock, cream, or even hot water. Stuff the pig well and sew it up closely. If you have a tin roaster and open lire, the pig will be roasted by that much better. If you have not, put the pig in u long pan and set it in the oven, and leave the stovo dooi open until the pig begins to cook, gradually closiug tho. poor, so that the cooking will not be done too fast. The pig must be well dredged with flour when put in the pan. Mix some flour and butter together in a plate, and pour about a quart of hot water in the pan with the pig when it is put on the fire. Have a larding-mop in the plate of flour and butter, and mop the pig frequently with the mixturo while it is roasting. If a roaster is used, set it about two feet from the fire at first, but continue to move it nearer anil nearer as tho pic cjoks. Baste it frequently with tho water in the pun betwcenwhilcs of mop ping with flour and butter. To be sure the pig is done, thrust a skewer through the thickest part of him; if no pink or reddish juice oozes out it is done, and ought to be a rich brown all over. When the pig is done pour the gravy in a saucepau and cook it sufficiently. This will not be necessary if the pi' was cooked in the stove oveu. The pig's liver may be boiled in well salted water, pounded up, and added to tho gravy, which should be very suvory and plentiful. The pig should be invariably served with baked sweet potatoes and plenty of good pickle and sauce, either mushroom or green pepper catsup, for despite his tootusomeness, roost pig is njt very salo eating without plenty of red pepper. Good Housekeeper. Ait Informal R -past. "I suppose," said Mrs. Brown, "you would like me to wear a new dress at this Thanksgiving dinner you aro going to give?" "Can't afford It," growled old Brown. "A.lnmrfifl vnu have, thn turkev well dressed you will pass muster." Judge. Tho Thanksgiving Turiey. As Thanksgiving Day wulks down this way The strutting turkey is ill at ease; "I'm poor as the turkey of Job," ay he; "Tough and uuttt to eat, you s.w; 1 gobble uo more of my pudigroe, Lest some poor fellow should gobtde ine; And a turkey Uiiiir ! 1 think 1 II be. For the present, if you pleaae.'' Hmghaiiitoii ltupuolicm. Cause for Than glviur. Suuday-sehool Teacher " Willie, have you hud anything during tho week to be especially thankful for?" Willie "Yes'm, Johnny Podgers sprained his wrist and I licked him for the first time yesterday." Burlington Free Press. A Thought For iheSruioii. He in whose store of hlessiugs there may bo Enough, and yet to siiare, B.-fctowiug, with a gentle charity, U pon ttie poor a suaiv. By alt the gladness- that his ijifts provide Will have his own thaukaiviug multiplied. Tommy's Bream on '1 liunksgivin Night SCIENTIFIC AM) INDUSTRIAL A doctor has launched tho theory that the best mothod of inducing a flow of thought is to lay tho head fiat on the table. Dr. David D. Stewart, of Jefferson Medical College, Philadelphia, claims to have discovered that hydronapthol is a cure for cholera. There are ten places of the earth, dis tant from each other 300 miles and up wards, and yet none of tho ten has either latitude or longitude. Londoners seriously discuss the ad vantages of placing a school of crocodiles in the Thames, to act as scavengers, and thus purify the water. Curl Voght, the celebrated German anatomist, is responsible for tho theory that small-headed idiots arc a retrograde movement toward the monkey type. A post-mortem examination of the brain of a Missouri pauper showed that it weighed 144 ounces, or more than three times the weight of the normal brain. A microphone device has been invent ed by a Frenchman which will reveal the approach of di.itunt vessels by miking audible the noise produced, by tiie m ition of their propellers. The latest cure for obesity is to par take of only a single dish at a meal. This, it is said, will in a few weeks re duce the weight of the most obese per son to a normal coudition. If a man who weighs 16S pounds were proportionately as strong as a fly ing beetle of tho cockchafer family he would be able to push along level ground a weight equal to 131 tons. Chemical action formed a stone in the stomach of La Marshale, the famous hurdlo jumping horse of Paris. He died, and the stone, a ball nearly eight inches in diameter, is in the museum of a Parisian veterinary. It is suggested that tho muscular con traction to which the corpses of cholera victims aro subject might give a clue to tho real nature of the disease. These twitchings have led to tho delusion that many patients have been buried alive. Aside from the honey stored by the busy bee the Rhodo Island Experiment Station expresses the belief that the in fluence bees aud insects exert in the proper fertilization of the flowers of fruits and vegetables is of fur greater importance than is generally allowed. Fossil remains of the huge imimils that inhabited the plains of Kastcru Ore gon huudrods of years ago are found in the placer mine above Prairie City. A huge tooth several inches across tho crown was picked up a few days ago, while early in the summer tho immense skull of some ancient species of animal was found near the same place. Tho color of certain shrimps and crubs and also the color of their eggs are known to vary greatly with the sur roundings. Those living iu greea sponges are much larger, lay vastly more eggs, which are also a little larger, and the shrimps are green or yellow, and the large claws are always orange red, whi'.e those of the brown sponges are red, blue or brown. For all kinds of metals mix half a pint of sweet oil with halt a gill of turpen tine; stir into this powdered rotten stone till of the consistency of cream; use in tho ordinary way. For tin, to three pints of water put oue ounce of nitric acid, two ounces of emery powder uud eight ouuees of powdered pumice stone; mix well and use with a flannel, letting the mixturo dry on the article to be e'euued; then polish with leather. A Railroad Tolmrgiiu for .Hu It". . "Oue of the queerest ruilouds any where in the country," said Rev. 1). S. Banks, of North Ontario, "is a novel line that runs from South Ontario up to North Ontario, in San Bernardino Coun ty, California, where I live. The line is seven miles long. A span of stout mules draw the car up over the road. There is nothing singular about that, but it comes iu on tho return trip. "The seven miles are on a tilt all tho way, although the track does not look like it. So wheu the car starts back the mules gut on and take a ride, the car booming over tho whole line by gravity. The mules enjoy it, too. They ride there iu us self-sutisfied a way as any other passengers, aud the view seems equally as charming. North On tario, you may kuow, is situated at tho mouth of Shu Antonio canyon, but there are a lot of magnificent mouutuius around there. One colony, for they can scarce ly be called towns, is situate 1 ou the Suuta Fe road aud the other on the Southern Pacific. It is the seven miles of street railway that con nect the two. "The way they get the mules aboard is this: There it a little truck under the car, and it is pulled out, becoming an adjunct to the regular passenger de partment. The moment the truck is slid out the intelligent animals make a start for it and step up and ou. It H extremely auiusiusr the way they do i: , and the way they enjoy this ride, and ihey are great favorites with the people. " Sau Fraucisco Examiner. A Curious Difference. "Did you ever notice the curious dif ference iu the sexes which is shown iu the way a man or a woman fixes a date?'' reinurke 1 a gentiemuu to a lady the other d'ty. "You ask a mau when such aud such a thtug happened, uud he always au a wers, 'In the year so and so,'or, 'About lhlill and something'; but the woman invariably says: 'About so many year ugo'; or 'It was so many years after 1 was married'; or 'The year alter Teddy was born,' and so ou." "Yes," replied his companion, '! tiavo noticed it in myself. 1 feel that I am getting like the Americ.iu widow who dited all her farming operation! from or before 'Tne year I 'ilaute i Jim,' which was her realistic way of referring to her buubftud's burial." Yauke.i Blade. THE DOBOLINIC. Across the stretch of marshy plain Tho sunbeams fl ish ami quiver, Among the ranks of ripening grain And blooming brakes of rusting cans By many a winding river, l.'pon whoee low nn I sedey l.rink The blitho and bright eye 1 Bobolink Biugs "Chock I C'haekl Tneedlo duo' Come with mel You flinll In Glad and free slnd nn 1 freo! ( hack I Chsck! Tweedle dee-eef The sea wind pilfers miny a gem Among the dewy rushes. Upon her lithe and graceful stem. The queenly star of Bethlehem Droops. batheJ in crimson blushes; The sluggish waters rise and sink And time thy song, oh, Bobolink! Hark! "Chack! Cliack! Twe.edle.-deo! Fame nor fee troubles me! In my glee glad aud free! Chack! Chackl Tiveedle-dee!" Through interlacing boughs that liar The woodland's mystic bosom Among yon shadowy depths afar Shines like a newly fallen star A bright magnolia blossom, Near where the wild deer comes to drink From some clear pool the Bobolink Chants "Chackl Chack! Tweedle-dee! Fair and free wool and lea 1 urf and tree for tuon an 1 mo Chackl Chack! Tiveedle-deel" The g'int upon thy sheeny rout. The splosh of gold and scarlet; Who would suspect sueh tender uoto Should echo from thy dusky throat. Thou young Bohemian varlet? The bashful stars be ;in to blink, 'Tis vesper time, sweet Bobolink! Ah! "('hack! Chack! Twecdle-dee! Come with me so happy we Sorrow free our dreams shall le Chackl Chackl Tweedte-leu-ee:'1 M. M. Kolsoni, in Atlanta Journal. HUMOR OF THE DAY. A fire escape Insurance. i'uek. Retter off The mnn who is forced to ride a rail. New York Journal. The victim of lynch law is usually very high strung. Chicago Inter-Ocean. The ruin always falls on '.he ju-t when tho unjust has walked ofT with his um brella. New York Journal. "Did you know his business had ruu down?" "I supposed so. I heard ho was going to wind it up." N ist's Weekly. A man's friends never find out just how big a fool ho can be until he gets up to his neck in politics. Rain's Horn. .The man who always stops to tiiink what ho is going to say seldom sajs ex actly what he thinks. Somerville Jour nal. "I wonder why the Mediterranean is so blue?" "You'd be blue if you had to wash tho Italian shore." Life's Calen dar. "As terrible as an army with banners" has no reference to a political parade, although the banners aro terrible enough. New York Herald. The great value in nstrouomy ns science, morally speaking also, is that it tends to make people look higher. Philadelphia Turns. "It is the little things of life that count," said the man who realized how much noise a ten-pound baby c m make. Washington Star. "Mudge is still looking for a suap, I suppose: 'Yes, but he doesn't seem to have tho necessary giuger to make it. Indianapolis Journal. Mother "Do you know why your pa called Mr. Hlowhanl a liar, Tommy i" Tommy "Yes'm; he's a smaller man than pa." Hrooklyu Life. There are men with uatures so small that, if there is anything iu transmigra tion, they will probably appear as mi crobes. Washington Star. It would do awuy with a gr;ut deal of trouble in this world if the gray was more evenly divided between the inside and the outside of the skull. Chicago luter-Oeem. We have noticed liat good peopla usually wait until a guest lias repeated all the gossip she knows before admon ishing her on the sinfulness of gossiping. Atchison Globe. First Office Boy "That dentist in room 43 don't seem to do much bus iness." Second Ollice Roy " Why f" FiiBt Ollice Roy "I nevi r hear anybody yelling iu there." Yankee Uludc. Publisher "I wish you would '.rito us a good sea story." Great Author "Rut 1 have never been to sea." Pub lisher "I kuow it. 1 want a sea ..lory that peoplu can uiiderstaud." Til-liils. He "Why is it that men are not giveu to saying spitelul thiugs of other mem bers of their sex as women are;" Sue "I suppose it is becauM1 tliey a-o too busy bragging about ll.ein,eivc." Indianapolis Journal. The Hostou girl never hollers "hello" at thd mouth of a telephone. S.iu simply says, as she put-' the receiver to her car, "I take the liberty of uddrcMtiug you via u wire surcharged with electricity." Texas Sittings. licrtliu breaks her dol! and it is sent out to be lepuired. A lew d.ijs later Rcrthu goes to the stoic after il, but it cannot be found. "Her nunc is Mar guerite," she exiihiins to lacililute tho search. Paris Figaro. Customer (next February) "1 want fifty cents' worth of coal, if you plcamt." Coal Dealer "You'll have to g;i across the street if you want uu order of that kind tilled. We don't sell less th in onu lump." Chicago Tribune. "So," suid tho father, "you desire my consent to my daughter's engagement to you." "No," replied Algernon, who speut the suuuue.' at the -cahore, "we don't want to be engaged. We want to get married." Washington Star. ile "I ruu't make up my mind what to get for my new suit. 1 wml some thing that, us Shuke-phere says, will proclaim what kind uf man 1 am." Shu " Why dou't you get sonic dull ma terial J" Clothier aud fuiuisiiur.