THE FOREST REPUBLICAN U Babllshed every Wtdaeaday, kf J. E. WENK. Offloa In Bmajrbau(h A Co.'a Building lm mutrr, tioicmta, fs Tew-nts, . . tl.so pirTur, RAT2S OF ADVERTISING 1 One Square, one inch, one Insertion.,! lV OneFquare, on inch, om month..., 80 On. Rquare, one incb, three months. A CO One (Square, one inch, one year.... . 30 K) Two Hquares, one year 15 00 Quarter Column, one year.,.,,....... 80 (Hi Half Column, one year , BO 00 One Column, one year 100 10 Legal advertisematits ten cent per lima each insertion. Marriaa-es and death notices eratlt. OREST PUBLICAN. All hillsfor yearly advertisement coll. OnrrMpenaenee olleltei freta al aarta af th. "try. N. eeuce will k lakea .fiM,,' ""Ulsatcatloas. ' " VOL. XXV. NO. 29. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY. NOV. 9, 1892. $1.50 PER ANNUM. quarterly, Jemporary advertisement I De nam in advance. Job work cash on delivery. -j Mains bas wild land worth f 20,000, T)00 tt low estimate. The demand for California canned and dried fruit ha increased till, the San Francisco Examiner declares, it is almost a boom. It if proposed to change the uniform of the Dorlin police. The present "out fit" is too heavy and cumbersome, espe cially tho helmet and sword. For the first half of the current year the returns of no less than seventeen En glish railroads show a falling ofT,and the losa in coal freights is responsible for more than half of that. The German merchant marine stands next to that of England. In 1889, the latest year from which figures have been published. Qcrnian vessels made 66,834 voyages, carrying 21, .193,522 tons of cargo. Tho New York Commercial Bulletin says that "it may bo noecssary to secure Congressional action to relieve impor ters of the hardship of paying full rates of duty for merchandise that has been fcapa,ire,d iu value by processes of fumi gation." Tho presiding otiiccr who used a re volver sj a gravel, the other day, in an Atchison (Kin.) deliberative assombly, had no difiiculty in maintaining order. The chair will always bo respected, avert the Atlanta Constitution, when it it ready to blow oil the top of soinebody'i head for uu parliamentary behavior. A butter merchant of Loudon was re cently fined rather heavily for soiling butter that contained twenty-eight per cent, of water, whereas in ordinary cir cumstances the percentage ought not to bo more than fourteen to fiftoen. II r proved in court that at tho time the sales were mado the defendant was awai On his wedding toir, and yet the) court refused to accept tho excuse, holding that an employe ought to know the law. When the President passed through Philadelphia recently, the carriago con veying him to tho ferry was tempomriU dolayed at Ninth street. A tmall newk. boy standing on tho curbstoue callod "outi . J.'Mister, give us a ridel" "Where re you going!" asked tho Chiof Magis. Irate of sixty millions. "To Camden." waa the reply. "Jump in then," said the President, and the boy clambered eagerly into tho carriage, his atock of papers under his arm. "When -the ferry was reached," says tlio voracious Phila delphia Chronicle, "tho newsboy pre sented the distinguished gentleman with one of his papers as a mark of gratitude, the gift being accepted with grateful ac knowledgmcnts. " A study of the mstoorologicul data of Idaho leads to the conclusion that the humidity of the atmosphere is increas ing year by year. Never since the set tlement of Idaho has there been such an immense crop all over the Stato as dur ing the present season. The product of grass and grain has been wonderful. Scientific estimates attributo this result to a chango in climate produced by tho multiplication of irrigating canals, which moisten a great eitent of coun try and create a humid atmosphere. It bat been observed that frcquout rains now fall during the mouths of July and August. Nature is closing up the gap between the wot and dry reasons and equalizing tho rainfall. Many be lieve that the timo is not far distant when the arid lands will beoomo arable. Speaking of the establishment of banks for the benefit of fariv.cr', recent writer says: "The F.'-nch idea it for the Government to advance $2,000,000 as capital to enabk each municipal dis trict to ostabli'u a bank of simple form, which shall oe managed by an agricul tural syndicate or a select number of farnnrs who would decide upon the sol vency of tho applicants for loans, and who would collectively become a guar antee to the Government for tlu amount of the i ebt. The money advanced by the State would be loaned at a rate of interest lower than that paid to deposi tors in savings banks, and the Statu would have the right of Inspection ut any time of the bunk's affairs, while tho responsibility for its assets would rest with the fanner or body anting as a Board of Management. Paper would be discounted for as small a sum at one dollar, and the farmer would be able to deal direct with the wholesale vendoi of seeds, fertilizers or agricultural im plements, giving his paper iu payment of bis bill, the bank cashing the same for the merchant and the farmer redeem ing it alter harvesting his crops. Tho Jarroer would thus save the expenses ol the middle ruau aud also effect a saving of four to five per cent, in discounting hit paper, the management, of course, be ing careful, as they would be responsible, that loans were nude only to economical and progressive farmers of good stand AUTUMN'3 MIRTH Tis all a myth that Autumn grieves, For, watch the rain amid the leaver; . With silver fingers dimly teen It makes each leaf a tambourine, And swings and leaps with elfin mirth To kiss the brow of mother earth. Or, laughing 'mill the trembling grass, It nods a greet in ; as you paa. OhThear the rain amid the leaves 'Tis all a myth that Autumn grieves! 'Tis all a myth that Autumn grieves. For, list the wind among the sheave; Far sweeter than the breath of May, Or storied scenta of oi l Cathay, )t blends the perfumes rare and good Of spicy pine and hickory wood. And with a voice as gay as rhyme, It prates of rifle I mint and thyme. Ohlocent the wind among the sheaves 'Tis all a myth that Autumn grlevesl 'Tis all a myth that Autumn grieves, Behold the wondrous web she weaves; By viewless hands her thread Is spun Of evening vapors shyly won. Across the grass from side to side A myriad unseen shuttles glide Throughout the night, t II on the height, Aurora leads the laggard light. Behold the wondrous well 'In weaves 'Tisall a myth that Autumn grieves 1 Samuel Minturn Peck. THE CHILD. . T was the J 2th 01' Brumaire in the second year of tho JTcnrn Republic TL. . I .. .. l 5W (Mf tS U"J " :uecr t2iW?V:'&7,W2 less, and the skv IIWA dark with a threat- J1S. enina snowstorm. '4V(f as tho beautiful Delphine, Countess of Athis under the monarchy, alighted trom a hack on the Pont Neuf, close to a liberty tree sur. mounted with its red cap. A man, who had been leaning for some timo against tho pedestal from which they had dis lodged the statue of Henry IV., came eagerly forward and lifted his fur cap. His hair was close cropped in Revolu tionary fashion, and ho wore a ragged carmagnole open at the throat, without any cravat; but even thus disguised, the lady recognized Maurice Dcspies, ono of tho youngest and most promising advo cates in the last Parliament. "Maurice," she laid, "your dress is admirable; but that does not insure your safety. I have sent for you to take me before tho Revolutionary Tribunal." "I, Delphine, take you before these executioners 1" "Vou know that our friend, Lcfebvrc, is brought to trial to-day." "Yes, I know that, Delphine, and I kuow, too, that be will not be alive to morrow." "And I, Maurice, know that I ought to testify in his behalf. Since the 12th of July I have often heard him declare himself a Republican, and I can provo that ho refined a place offered him as tutor of tho Dauphin against my ad vice, it is true. I enn bring forward many instances of his patriotism that raust convince his judges." "Tbey will not listen to you. Write, send word; but do not go yourself." She looked at him beseechingly. "Do not try and discourage me, Maurice. If you only kuew how fright ened I am in such a crowd and bow hard it is to do my duty I 1 am trembling now, and I only go because I mutt." "You ask me, Delphine, to take you to certain death." "If you really love me Maurice, you would not have me cowardly." "But it is so useless." "It is never useless to do our duty. I have been perfectly frank in acknowl edging my weakness; but what would you truly think of me if I ahould follow your advice, turn now and go back to my house at Auteuilt" "Come then," said Maurice. She took his arm and they walked along the quay, talking in a low tono of the old frieud whose courage had brought him before the bloody tribunal. "Ho was hidiug," said Madame d'Athis, "at Mauame d'Aubry', my lace woman's and he was perfectly safe there; but he insisted on leaving, because ho had reason to think that his stay was en dangering bis benefactress. Ho suc ceeded in reaching Sevres in safety, but be wag recognized in a wineshop by some Jacobins, brought back to Paris, and now he is iu the Conciergerio awuitiug bis trial. It will go hard with him." "Thank you, Delphine, for sending to let me know.'' "Who but the mau I love, Maurice, should share my danger?' As they turned the corner of the large square clock-tower that abuts on the quay, they saw a crowd of armed men, tumultuously swaying to and Iro before the iron gateway of the Palace of Jus tice. Delphine quickly withdrew her hand from Maurice's arm. "Keep me in sight," she said. "Sly courage will fail me if I do not feel that you are looking at me all the time, but it is best that we should not seem to be together. I had better appear to bo quite alone; for I have an instiuctivo leeling that I shall be safer if these crea tures think me eutirely unprotected. " He yielded to her imperious sweetness stoojwd outside the gte, and then en tered, following at a distance the woman now threading her way through the brandished pikes aud sabres. The widu staircase was crowded with a rabblo in subots, carmagnoles, and rod caps, sloging, shouting, aud surging to and fro. Groups of men blocked the en trances to the different Revolutionary tribunals, loudly urging summary pro ceedings aud a general massacre, ac us ing the authorities -f lukewarmness and leniency towards the guilty. Newspaper venders came and went, cry ing : "Here you have the list of the lucky numbers iu the lottery of the holv guillotine I Buy tho treason of Joseph Lefebvre, former physician of the iu famous Capet. Buy the account of the dreadful conspiracy of the traitor Le febvre to bring about the uiassuure of all good patriots." Delphine made her wny through the crowd. She was oing upsatirs when she was brought to i stand by a a man dressed in a carmagnole, a self-appointed sentinel. "Where are you going, citizen?-' "I am going, citizen, V attend the trial of Josoph Lcfcbvrc;'I am a wit noes." Ho made no objection, and she was moving on when a hideous woman, with a baby in her arms, protested, declaring that aristocrats ought to be kept away from the tribunals, where they only went to corrupt the judges. She, for instance, that woman, would go and show her face, and veep and fnint away and turn tho heads of all those men Inside. Such creatures know perfectly well what they were about, and that was the way justice was cheated and traitors escaped who let people die of statvation. But Delphine hurried on to the room where she heard the clerk of court reading the summons of Joseph Lefebvre. Protected by his dress, Despies fol lowed her unmolested. But the woman's railing bad enflamed vindictive hatred, and on all sides cries arose of, "Marat has gone. We have lost our best friend Since he was killed the aristocrats are raising their heads. Down with the aristocrats 1 Death to the conspirators! To the guillotine wish the enemies of the people I Death to false witnesses! Down with the sorceresses, tho fine ladies I" The indictment against Joseph Lefe bvre was read, the interrogatory was ovei the witnesses were to be heard. Every moment some one coming out cf the court-room gave to the crowd outside a distorted account of some incident con nected with the trial. Among other things it was asserted that it was proved beyond a doubt that the infamous Doctor Lefebvre had constantly administered poison, instead of medicine, to his poor patient,. And when it was reported that a woman had testified in favor of the ac cused, the tumult reiched its climax and there were shouts of: "She is his accom plice! Send her to tho guillotine with him." Then there were interminable disputes, shameful exhibitions of brutal ignorance and hendish cruolty. 1 he hours wore away and the popular impatience grew more uncontrollable. kept at fever height by occasional ru mors of a possible acquittal. The cries, "Death to all false witnesses I crew louder aud louder. The September butchers, massed on the stairs, were talking of breaking down the door, when it opened and Delphine appeared. At tho sight of the furious, threatening moo, sue paused lor a moment, proudly erect, out very pale. Maurice, who had followed her closely, pressed to her side as she stood there encircled by the bare, brawny arms, the clenched fists, and up lifted sabres of these bloodthirsty men, but she restrained him by au almost imper ceptible motiou of her bead. The threats redoubled. The women's shrill cries roso fiercely nbove the drunken yells of some of the men. The most frighful of all theso women, the same creature, with a child in her arms, who lind kept the crowd in a state of contin ual excitement for hours, now pressed forward, aud shaking her fist in Del phine's face, shrieked: " Yes, my fine lady, you have (got to bleed for it!" T.ien a hall-naked, hairy-breasted giaut pushed the woman aside and seemed about to strike. Madame d'Athis bit her lips to bring back the ebbing blood, and conscious that hsi lofty aspect of virginal purity and calm ness was her only protection that the terrified shrinking of a predestined victim would bo instantly fatal she cast her eyes about her and remarked the hideous mother who stood there still in a threatening .attitude. Advancing to ward Her, sueisirnplysau "You hawo a beautiful cVild." At these words, the kindest perhaps she had ever heard, the mother's heart was touched. Tears came to her eyes. "Tako him," she said, and she held the baby out to Delphine, who took him in her arms and walked down the stain unharmed, smiling in tho child's face, while the crowd, hesitating, subdue!, taken by surprise, made way for her to pass. She walked thus across the court with her innocent protector and was safe. Outside the gatesho gave the baby to its mother. Neither uttered a word, but a tear fell on the child at she handed him back. Maurice had gone before, and they both took shelter in tho carriage waiting for them at the clock-tower. Turning away, the wheels of their hack came in contact with the rough cart driving up to take Joseph Lefebvre to the scaffold' From the French. Trees That Sting. In Australia grows a curious treo which is dangerous at well at wonderful. Iu the old trees tho stem it grayitli white and red berriet grow on the top. The leaf it nearly round and jagtred r.a around its edgea like a nettle an t uai a point at the top. The tree emits a very disagreeable odor. This tree when touched stings one like a horuet. A traveler says: "I have seen a mau who treats ordinary pain lightly, roll on the grouud in agony after being stung, and I know a horse so completely maddened after getting into a grove of these trees, that he rushed open-mouthed at every one who approached him aud had to be shot. Do"s when stun" will rush about whining pitcously, biting pieces from tho affected part." New York World. Some (nleudar Odditiee. The duys of the mouth and week are always the same in March and Novem ber, in April aud July, aud in Septem ber and December; that is, if March "comes in" on a Monday, November will do likewise, the tame rule applying to the other months named above. In leap year January is with April and July, in other yeart it is with Octobe r. Feb ruary, in leap year, is with August, iu other years with March and Novem ber. The last day of Februar y aud the fourth day of July always ccur on the tame day of the week; the tame is true of May Day aud Chrutuiiis . American Farmer. DUCKING FOK HIS LIFE. A TEXAN'S THRII.tflNO ADVEN TURE AT A NOTED SPRING. About to Krlnk, He Sect the Reflec tion of a Colled Itattlesnakc In the Water A Close Shave. It ( y EE'MS to me, if I was going V to make a curious and varied lltj collection of snakes, venom ous and non-venomous, I wouldn't lose any time in getting down into Texas," said J. T. Barnctt, of Kl Paso County, to a New York Hun man. "When I see the rattlesnake they brag about up North hero I am amazed, for the biggest ono I've seen yet seems dwarfish and lamblike compared with the interesting Texan rattler, especially the bloated rattler of tho Staked Plains. I made my first acquaintance with the ordinary rattlesnake of Texas at the time the route of the Texas Pacific Railroad was being located through El Paso County. I was along with the engineer corps, and one Sunday I strolled out in the direction of the Sierra del Diablo, whose gleamy peaks and rocky front were apparently not more than a rifle shot distant, to clean cut did they stand out against the sky, but they were teu miles from camp. But tho bills were Dot the attraction of my tramp. Some where between the foothills of the Sierra del Diablo and camp was a famous spring, called Rattlesnake Spring, at which, according to the tradition of the Indians, two big rattlesnakes were con stantly on guard. The water of the spring was alleged to have great medi cinal properties, but it was death to any one who attempted to drink at the spring unless he first killed the two rattle snakes, for the instant he stooped to quaff the waters one or both of the deadly serpents would strike him and sink their poison fangs into him, thus putting bim out of the way of all future trials, tribulation and trouble. That a rancher had once been found lying dead with his face nt the surface of the spring, wbeie he had lain down with the evi dent purpose of quenching his thirst, two purple incisions in his temple and his bloated body showing beyond a question that he had been struck by a rattlesnake while lying in that position, was a well authenticated story in that part of Texas, and the snake that had doubtless bitten him was killed in the rocks at the edge of the spring by the person who discovered its victim. Still I had my doubts that any ol these ven omous reptiles habitually lay in wait there for thirsty roomers, and the pur pose of my trip that Sunday was to in vestigate the matter. I went alone, be cause no one would go with me. I found the spring. It was four miles from the foothills in a rocky basin, and it came up from the white sand in cool and tempting volume. I saw no sign of the presence of rattlesnakes, although the surroundings looked snaky enough, and no mistake. I was hot and thirsty, and after a close and careful scrutiny of all the rocks and" scrubby bushes about the spring I was satisfied that if that water was under the guardianship of rattlesnakes they must have gone off duty for that day at least. Still, if I hadn't been so terribly thirsty, I believe I would have come away without risking-a drink, oil the same; but as it was a tramp of six miles back over the bar ren r lain that lay between me and camp without quenching my burning thirst was not to be thought of, and I prepared to lie down on tho rock at one side of the spring, just where they had found the dead and swollen ranchman, I sup pose, and quench my thirst. I had bent my face so close to the water that I could see myself and everything about me reflected in the crystal depths as distinctly as in a French plate mirror. It is, beyonr question, well for me that theso reflections were so intense aud vivid, for I paused a moment to gaze in to the water at the remarkable mirror ing. Suddenly something that I at first thought was the reflection of a nodding twig or vine tendril, quickly moved by tho brisk breeze that was blowing, shot back and forth midway between the glassy surface and white bottom of the spring; but as I gazed my heat turned to cold and my thirst was forgotten. The swift-moving, quivering reflection I had thought was that of a twig or tendril was the mirrored image of the long aud forked tongue of a tnake, as it shot back and forth from beneath a shelving rock, wnicn, seen from above, bad hidden the lurking danger f-om view. Coiled in a crevice beneath that sheltering rock, not two feet from one side of my heed. and with part of its own fearful head visible even by reflection, was an enor mous rattlesnake ready to strike. For an instant I seemed paralyzed, but know ing that another instuut's delay would probably be death, I ducked my head clear to my shoulders beneath the water, the position I was in making it impossi ble for me to rise quick euough out of danger. As I ducked I felt the snake strike. I wore a heavy, wide-collared flannel thirt. The suako's fangs struck the shirt near the lower edge of the col lar, not an inch away from my jugular. Ibe instant 1 felt tho strike I sp'.-ug to my feet. The rattlesnake's faugi, were fast in the collar, and its Ion-' body I squirmed and contorted along my side and clear to my feet. I drew my revol ver as quickly as I could, and placing the muzzle against the rattler's jaw, blew bit head to pieces. The snake fell to the ground, aud so did I. There was do more life left m me than there is in a dishrag. It was a good while before I got strength and nerve enough to get ou my feet again, and if there is anyone iu the world who knows how it feels to bs snatched from the very jaws of death I am that person. When 1 bad recov ered sufficiently I straightened the dead snake out. Without his head be was wo good paces long not an inch less hail six feet, lie hud sixteeu rattles, which I cut off and have to-day. I don't know whether this was one of the wo alleged rattlesnake guardians of the priug or not, for I didn't spend any time looking for auother tne. Neither did I quench iny thirst at the spring, but made tracks away from it as speedily as I could, and arrived in camp about at iveur famished as any man ever was." Manufacture of Ensilage. That the extensive introduction of en silage as a stock-feeding article was not long since accomplished in the United States is a matter of surprise, consider ing the fact that the system has been in vogue in nearly all European countries for years. About fifteen years ago the discovery was made by August Goffart, of Burtoi France, that planing corn tedder in air-tight cellar or silo, it could be so preserved as to retain all its rich su e culent juices, and possess a feeding value for stock superior to any other winter foraae. GolTart's first successful silo was established in 1873, and though many modifications have since been made in the construction of silos, the method in use at present is identical with the first plant erected. In TS79, Francis Morris, of Maryland, built the first silo in this country. The general use of ensilage was, however, long retarded, first, beciuse of the ap parently heavy expense attending the construction of silos; and next, owing to the inability to secure the proper ma chinery for preparing tho fodder for the silo. After many unfortunate and dis couraging experiences, this difiiculty hns been solved, and ensilage bas already be come a standard product with a ma jority of the intelligent dairymen and stockraisers in the country. Uf late years farmers' institutes have given the subject much consideration, and the es tablishment of silos have been generally recommended. In tho State of Wisconsin the use of ensilage has become especially popular, and here, too, have been built the larg est establishments for the production of machinery. Those who have investi gated the subject thoroughly say that the adoption of the silo means better kept stock ; an increase of at least fifty pet cent, in the winter product of tho dairy, and the wintering of all kinds of stock in our northwestern climate for about one-hulf of the cost of feeding under the ordinary method. Chicago Graphic. Where And Whpn America Originated. It was not until 1837 that Alexander von Ilumbolt, in his critical examination of tho history and geography of the new world, pointed out tho real culprit, and showed beyond question that tho name "America" wa first suggested in a small Latin treatise on cosinogruphy, written by one Martin Waldseemuller, and pub lished during the year 1507 at Saint Die, a village situate! in the upper valley of the river Meurthe, in southeastern Lor raine. This little book was entitled Cosmographiae Introductio Introduc tion to Cosmography and the ttory of its authorship and publication, and the unforseen part that it played in christen ing tho Western hemisphere, forms one of the most curious narratives in the whole record of bibliography. Whether Humboldt made this interesting discov ery by mere accident of research, or was led to it by Foscarini or Bandini who in two successive editions of Solinushad noted the suggestive passage in the Cos mographiae, without apparently com prehending its real importance cannot now be ascertained. However this may have been, it was the author of Cosmos who first took up seriously the task of vindicating the loug-maligned Floren tine, and in so doing threw into the arena a topic in the discussion of which bibliographers have racsacked libraries, labored and disputed, until the whole liue of evidence hat been developed, ar ranged, and the demonstration male complete. A publication which in the dun early twilight of American history made the little hamlet of Saint Die the godmother of our mighty continent is an object of no ordinary interest to Ameri cans, and this fourth centenary of Columbus's discovery would seem to be a fitting moment in which to bring to gether in simple narrative form the sub stance of what is known concerning the Cosinographiuo itself, the men by whom it was written and published, the place where they lived, and tho motive by which their work was inspired. Harper's Magazine. The German Hurs xhoe. The Germans ar using a new style of horseshoe. Instead of tho horseshoe be ing simply a curved piece of iron, part of the shoe is made of rope. Tho shoe is mude of malleable iron, and ou the bottom is a deep groove, ruuuing from end to end. In this groove tightly fits the new feature of the shoe a piece of tarred rope. The rope is about three quarters of inch thick. The stands are firmly twisted, and the application ol tar makes the bit of hawser tough and durable, yet soft enough to afford the horse a relief unknown with the ordin ary shoe. The shoe is fastened to the hoof by four nails driven through the rope ou each side. The tarred rope re-ding on the pavement gives the horses a firm grip on the grouud, aud as it makes the shoe much lighter and infi nitely more comfortable than the solid iron, its advantage is readily apparent. The new invention increases the liorte's pulling pjwer and saves the hoofs a deal of hard wear which cannot but result from the iron shoe pounding the rough pavements. Sporting World. Why Ouloksji-nls Swall .iw One. The reason a person sinks in quick- sand is because the lutter is composed chiefly of small particles of mica mixed largely with water. The mica is to smooth that the fragments slip upon each other with the greatest lacility, so that any heavy body which displuccs them will sink aud continue to sink until a solid bottom is reached. When particles of sand are rugged and angular aoy weight piessiug ou them will crowd them together uutil they are compacted into u solid mass. A tund composed of mica or soapstoue, wheu mixed with sufficient water, seems iocapubleof such consolida tion. Chicago Herald. PERCHANCE. Perchance In that mysterioas realm, so far and vague and dim, Yon cannot hear the ca lenoe of this world's undying hymn A song of Love which thrills my soul like chant of cherubim. Perchance there Is no note of mine which may your soul beseech No sound which tells you of the heights that earth's joy's sometimes reach When dwelling with aublincr thoughts than mortal Hps may teach. Perchance there is no song of Love that I eavenly choirs have banned; 1 care not whether simple be t he lay, or an them grand, If only you, of all the world, shall hear and understand. Dexter Smith, in Hoston Transcript. HUMOR OF HIE DAY. Called out on strikes The Puck. militia. - Women seldom tease men they do not love. Milwaukee Journal. The best "household receipt" A war ranty deed Texas Siftingt. A campaign lie may bo nailed, but caucuses are bolted. Somerville Jour nal. A boiling tea kettie does its best to whistle like a steam engine. Kam's Horn. The man who is blunt of speech ii not apt to make cutting remarks. noston Courier. The shoemaker is a man who fre quently gets beaten out of his boots. Statesman. Why does a man say he is going to button his coat up and then proceed to button it down? Truth. The man who bas wisdom never tries to guess what an embroidery pattern is meant to represent. Puck. When a boy is smart there is a quc tion whether he gets it from her folks or his people. Atchison Globe. The man who can honestly say that he doesn't believe there is any such thing as luck, must bo in pretty easy circum stances. Puck. Sie was a crusty person; That was plain to any eye That beheld her working briskly At the art of making pie. Washington Star. Why should any man in the bosom of his household, reading aloud of the cap. ture of a female pickpocket, look with a bard, hidden meaning expression at his wife. Philadelphia Times. Mamma "Arthur, didn't I toll you to take these powders every two hours?" Little Arthur "Yes, but you never told me where you wanted mo to take them to." Chicago Inter-Ocean. Some backwoods philosopher chops close to the line in the assertion that it often costs more to have a man do you a favor than if you were to buy the accom modation and pay cash. Blizzard. There is a great difference between military engagements and love engage ments. In ono there is a good deal of falling in, aud in the other there is a good deal of falling out. Statesman. "Mabel, this question of marriage is a serious one that I hope you have consid ered well." Mabel "O.i, dear, yes, auntie, I have worried myself sick al ready about my trousseau." Chicago Inter-Ocean. "That beats me," said good Mrs. Jason, as she read that a fire was sup posed to have been caused by "mice eat ing matches." "I've heard of pie-eating matches and sich, but this is a new one." Indianapolis Journal. , "Men is mighty skittish critters," ob served old Mrs. Thirdwed. "Either they air so cross that there's no a-beariu' 'em around the house, or so goodoatured that you dassaut trust 'em out o' your sight." Indianapolis Journal. Hev. Mr. Prolix "How did you like my discourse last Suuday, Mr. Foggf" Fogg "To tell you the truth, I was not altogether pleased with your premises, but I was delighted beyoud measure at your conclusion." Boston Transcr.pt. Mrs. Chugwater "Josiah, last Satur day was my birthday, and you forgot all about it!" Mr. Chugwater "Why, Samanth, my dear, the time passes h'm so swiftly in yoursncitty that your birthdays er come round before I know it." Chicago Tribune. Bald Teacher "Now, little boys, after what I've told you, can any of you define 'nothing?' " Little Yorick "Yes, fir, I can." Teacher "Well, how would you describe it?' Little Yorick "Please, sir, it's what you've got ou the top of your head." Drake's Maguziue. "Now, Mr. Lakteel," said Mrs. Vau Bruam to her milkman, "I am goin to ask you a questiou, uud if you evade answering I shall take my trade else where." "Yes'm." "Do you put water in your milk!'1 "Well, mum, I must confess that I put in a little, but I al ways boil it first. You ueedu't I)h afraid of microbes, ma'am." Pittsburg Chronicle. I wonder if I couldn't collect at least half of the insurance on my wife, re marked Colouel Percy Verger to Major Witherspoon. Why, is your wife dead? asked this friend. Well, not exactly. But every night when 1 come home lute she says she is half dead with fright auc' anxiety. It seems to me that in law aud equity I coul l collect half the insurance money. Texas Siflings. 1 lie Cruel Way (ulvis Are Killed. The usual way is to stic'v the calf's throat a little to muk it slowly bleed to death, giving it a whole night of agoa izing misery. No complaint is made nbout this. Even the Society for the Prevention of Cruelly to Auiumla is si lent u the iniquity. The butchers say it is necessary to make the veul white so as to make it suitable for the "chicken ialad" so popular at church aud other festivals and for tony private tutertain sncctt. Kicbmjnd (Ya.) I tun. SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL. Great heat seems to cause melancholia, Flatirons are now heated by electri city. About one-fourth of tho cases of In sanity are hereditary. A German scientist holds that all diamonds come from meteors. A meteorite weighing 500 pounds re cently fell near North Bend, Wis. The temperature nf the planet Neptune is estimated to bo 1100 degrees below lero. At the poles, where all meridians converge, there can be no natural stand ard time, for it is every hour of the day at once. "Masrinm" is the name of tho new chemical element which has been dis covered in the bed of an ancient Egyp tian river. Reviving an old project, a French company proposes that lightships con nected by telegraph be stationed at in tervals of 200 miles across the Atlantic. Brick made of plaster of paris and cork are now used in the construction of powder mills. In ca?e of explosion they offer slight resistance and are broken to atoms. Dr. Styles, of the Bureau of Aniina'. Industry, describes a new cattle parasite which lives in the follicles of the root of the hair, and produces disease in tho skin of the animal affected. Corrosive sublimate, iu the strength of sixty-four grains to tho gallon of water, is found by the Health Depart ment of New York City to be the most effective of the germ-destroying agents, A Russian physician declares that the electric light is a very effective anaes thetic, relieving paiu in many cases al most instantaneously. Neuralgia and oth er local pains succumb usually to a beam reflected from a bright arc liylit. The African is better protected against the evil effects of the excessive heat than his white brother in two ways. The texture of his cuticle is exception ally well adapted to encourage ireo per spiration and his natural temperament does not incline him to borrow trou'jle largely. Insects generally breath through spe cial pores iu various pnrtsof their body, and if these pores are closed by oil, they are suffocated. Any one may test this by dropping sweet oil ou the thorax or back of a wasp; it very soon dies. For this reason oil has been found ono of the best things to use for the destruction of insects. The stratified masses of tho earth's crust, where most fully developed, at tain a united thickness of not less than 100,000 feet. If they were nil laid down at the most rapid recorded rate of denu dation they would require a period of 73,000.000 years for their completion. If they were laid down at the slowest rate they would demand u period of not less than C80,UOO,000. A few years ago five foot drivers woro considered large on locomotives, but iu this age of advanced railroading they nave increased to seven feet in diameter. Probably the largest diameter wheels in use iu this country is that on engino 903 of the New York Central's pafseugcr series that is one of the machines hauling the Empire State Express. They meas ure seveu feet three inches, wuilo the next largest is six feet six inches ou an other engine in the same service. French chemists have demonstrated that it is possible to produce heat with out fire, and tho discovery is to be util ized on the railways aud strci't cars of thecouutry. The device consists simply of a block of acetate nf so la, which is plunged into hot water. As it solidifies after the immersion it gives forth as much heat us a coal fire for the space of live or six hours. There is no dauger of lire from the use of tho substance, und as the same fuel can be used a fcore of times its cheapness will be of great recommendation with many managers of corporations. Tho Story of u Picture. The death of John Graves, a LoikIou print dealer, may recall to some the pic ture entitled "Can't You Talk!" The history of its production, as told by Mr. Graves under the shade of the historic mound at Waterloo, is interesting. See ing one of his children playing with a pet collie dog one day, the idea occurred to dim that the subject would make a charming picture, ami hu gave a com mission to uu artist to carry out his idea. The price was one thousund dollars, and the picture was exhibited at the Royal Academy's exhibition, where it attract ed the notice of the Prince and that Princess of Wales, who expressed a de sire to purchase it. .Mr. Graves, who hud placed ou it wliut he considered tbo prohibitory price of 30110, informed the Prince that us hu had had tho picture painted solely for the purpose of en graving, he diil uot wir.li to dispose of it; but the Prince grunted graciously the eugraving rights an I became its pur chafer. I'p to the present time repro ductions ol the picture have netted more than ifl-.'u.OdO. .Near the field of Water loo Mr. Graves, pun-bused uu estate sev-t-rul ycur ugo, and he was almost n inonoinanic ou the subject of that de cisive battle. He confined his reading exclusively to it, uud he possessed a sin gular collection of books tint hud refer ence to it. Boston Truuiscript. Ila'chlnr Culejvi liars in I'iil B.ivm. E B. iiouttou. fascinated the Biology Sectiou of the British Association with the results of his experiments ou eatery pilltrs hatching in pill boxes. The pep per moth was the particular iusect which he experiuieuted on, ami his experiments how that if you take uu egg of oue of these uud grow it in a nilded pill box you get a golden caterpiller. Again, if the pill box be bluek, so is the cuter, pillar; while a mixed environment pro. duced u muddled creature, just us ir man the environment of the slum nt 'hu palace pretty much determines a person's thai acteristics.Scieuti tic American..