TEE FOREST REPUBLICAN la ptbUihc tiny Wtdnttdar, kf J. E. WINK. CfBo in Bmaarbaugh Co.'a Building KM ITRKCT, TIONMTA, 1". Term. ... Cl.eo pr Year. H nfettriptlont km1t4 f a skertar MrlO v.rrpo?.dmc MHttt frm U But f th 'nrlry N itlc will fc IUn ifuntlloul OVIUSlUOtlOa. RATI 8 OF ADVERTISINO-l Republican. On Square, one inch, on insertion..! 1 On' On Square, on Inch, on month. ... 8 00 On Square, one inch, three month. . (1 00 On Square, one inch, on year.,. . . 10 00 'I wo Bquares, one year 1A 00 Quarter Column, one year,..., .,... 80 00 Half Column, on year 80 00 On. Column, on y.ar. , . . 100 10 Legal alTrtismat ten cent par Una each innartion. Marria;e and death notice grattt . All bill for yearly advertisement oollsutea quarterly. Temporary advertisement moat be paid in advance. Job work oah on delivery. , VOL. XXV. NO. 28. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, NOV. 2, 1892. S1.50 PER ANNUM. Forest Ad observer say that mnn'i dre. from head to ankle consist of a 0)1 leeiion of atove funnel made of cloth. The pension agency in Topcka, Kan., l.i the largest in the country. It pays out annually fifteen million dollars to the veterans of Kansas, Missouri and Col orado. ' It it estimated that during the bus; season Id London, when the fashionable set aro not away, $10,000 worth of cream and $150,000 worth of milk are consumed daily. Say tho New York World: Con gratulations are due to our sister Repub lic of Mexico on the completion of iU eighty-second year of Independence; lo on tho condition of prosperity which President Dial recognizes in bis address to the Congress. It is estimated that in the United Rates the annual expenditure for publio charitable institutions is fully $125,000,. 000, and not leas than $500,000,000 is invested in buildings and equipments for carrying on the work of these insti tutions. In this estimate no account tukeu of penitentiaries and jails. The New York Post states that the Russian language it to be taught in two i the Paris colleges, and that if the ex j tuiment succeeds, Russian will be placod a tho samo footing as German and Eng. H in secondary education. The appar it intention is that if one day French men, and Russians fight side by side they shall be able to understand each other. There is a gjod deal of profit in the prophet businoss in Java. A prophet of that inland hat been paid 400 a year for ;lo last fifteen years "for not predicting ii tidal wave which will tweop clear over' the bland." But, after all, he cannot bfl very enterprising, concludes tho New York Tribune. With the amount of credulity ready at hand to work uparr, he could get (1000 a year as easily at not. An American, biologist, who returned recently from a yuar't ttudy in the Gor man, laboratories, declares that the Vcod't Hull (Mass.) Laboratory is now uoing mora research work than any otl , institution of its kind in the world, the X a plea Station alone excepted. There is certainly no doubt that the most emi nent of fo "eign biologist are taking a profound interest in it, as their letter to Dr. Whitman, the specialist in charge, testify. Tho little house in whioli Benedict Arnold it said to have plannod his trea toa has just been demolished to make room for a laigor buildiug. It stood in Market street, Philadelphia, and was over 125 years old. It was to this spot that Arnold invited Clinton's . agent to be sent from New York to meet him; it was here that he lived. A mob chased him to this house once on account of some unpopular measures with which be was supposed to be identified, and from its wiudowa certain celebrities of the city saw bitn hanged in effigy in 1780. Washiugton met Jefferson and Hamilton ia this cottage in later years, separately, in an endeavor to patch up a truce be. tweea these two statesmen. A tunnel, the longest in the world, hus been projected and begun, practic al!,;, uuder Slmpion, to supersede the ; uncus road over the mountain con r; runted by Nupoleon. Tho "Route of Sir&pion" is thirty-tight miles in i.iigth; the tunnel will be a trifle less than twelve miles and a half. The wagon road it 6592 feet above sea level, is twenty-five to thirty feet wide, crosses Gil bridges, and passes through several tunnel. It takes eight or nine hours to cross the mountain by the wagon road; -he tunnel can be traversed in three f iiarter of an hour. The power to run iUe drills, light the workings and venti Ute tho tunnel is to be derived from the iiver Marsa. The cost it estimated at -,!.out $1,210,000 a mile. liiiTaio, N.Y., seems to be the magnet r Poles who came to this country. No !.er city of its size, the New York Post i-rs, has to large and prosperous a aish colony. P.ir litis of between one ml two hundred are continually arriv- ng; and although they bring no money . .ith them, or at best a trifle with which t make a new sturt in life, it is not long fore they find some employment aud u age to save something out of their lilies. Their versatility often excites :rie. One Pole who appeared in :ilo with $100 five years ago it now ith $50,000, which he made as a -.ntbout ticket seller and real estate L The business of telling tickets 1'jliah imuiiLjrants, by the way, it fur the most part on this aide of iter, and furnishes meant of tup. to many a shrewd exile with a large :,tuce in his native land. The . population of Buffalo at tho pre. U miJ to be 50,000, THB TIMES. The time ar not degenerate! Man's faith Mount higher than of old. No crumb ling creed Can take from th Immortal oul IU need Of something greater than itself. Th wraith Of dead belief we eherlnhed In our youth Fade but to let us welcome new-born truth. Han may not worship at the ancient sbrln Prone on hi face In elf -accusing- scorn That night is passed; he halls a fairer morn. And know himself a something halt divine: No humble worm whoa heritage I tin, But part of God be feels the Christ within I No fleroa Jehovah with a frowning mien lie worships. Nay, through love and not through fear Ha seeks th truth, and finds It source is near, And feels and owns th power of things un seen Where onoe ha scoffed. God's great pri meval plan I fastunfoldlng In the saul of man. Ella Wheeler Wilcox, In the Cosmopolitan. SIDE DY SIDE. BT L. H. BICKrORD. "jgsgalKST, to discover a 1 lmine. Second, to know that you have something to base your hopes on, and last, to get into a law suit and evenually the Supreme Court by litigating with your neighbor in under ground adventure. This, I believe, is the Aspen method. With out entering upon a discussion scientific and chemistic as to apex and side lines, I can tell you of an Aspen exception. It bad, at the outset, all the elements of a good case on both sides, from a lawyer's point of view, and might now be enjoy ing its musty run in the Circuit Chambers with others of it class. It almost seems a pity that it isn't, if you look at it from what tho newspapers call a "legal aspect." The case in point it that of Boulder Trampennitig, a prospector. One of hit claims was in the Woody district; no matter where; it is enough that it was and It. Boulder usually spent the month of September at this particular claim, and frequently did more of his assess ment than the law required. It was an itsolated place, half way up a hill, and Trampenning seemed to fit in with it, being rather of the rockt and burnt stumps than apart from them. He was very like a middle-aged tree anyway, be was as silent. There were four reasons for this; the first was that be was dumb; no matter about the others; if there were four hundred it would be, under the circumstances, useless to tell tbem. The claim adjoining belonged to one Asechiga. It was said that he was a Mexican, but Boulder and he got along very well considering everything that was likely to cause troublo, from wind lass to bedrock. They met duriug two Septembers. When the third came Boulder reached the ground first. Asechiga' cabin was closed when he got there. It was closed for two days. When Boulder woke up on the morning of the third, be looked across the littiu ravine and taw the door open. A woman came out. There is no questioning Boulder's sur prise. He was not much for women. He had seen them during the winter at tho restaurants and in the vaudevilles at Aspen, but be never had to do with them. And in the summer he was too far away. Hit ideas of them were un substantial. This woman was not much for looks, to far as he could judge. Her hair was wbispy and like streaked talc. Her complexion was patchy, like rillle blocks, and in carriage she was not graceful. At this time she was fetching water from the spring, and the sleeves ot her dress were tolled up, showing big arms, with firm muscles. Seeing Boulder, she stopped an instant and regarded him with a speculative tUre. Boulder bowed, principally because be could think ot nothing else just then to do. She did not return the salutation, but walked on into tbe cabin. A little while later tbe came out again, this time with pick and shovel and her feet encased in boots. She wore a red shirt of tome thick material and a miner's cap. The effect was wholly sanguinary. One would guest that the either in tended to rob an express train or to lead a f rentied mob of revolutionists against the bastile assuming that there were express trains and bostilus in the Woody district, which there are not. She walked over toward Asechiga'a little tha!t and paused on the dump to again contemplate Boulder. It hat been mentioned that this mine, which has been named the Cheetah not that there were cheetahs thereabout, but because tbe Mexican bad once aeon auch au animal in India was but thirty foet above Boulder's owu modest prospect, the elevation being abrupt. Boulder. retivo uuder thit deliber ate observation ot the person in skirts, bowed once more, with results equally at unsatisfactory. The woman turned toward the windlass, lowered tbe bucket and shortly afterward disappeared down the shaft. Boulder shook bis bead and went to work himself. It was not just clear to bim as to what course he should pursue. The Cheetah was Asechiga' claim; what manner of right had a woman to work it? He could come to but oue theory. 8'ie was trying to jump it. If it bd been a man in tho matter, Bouldrr's course would have been inslautly plain; but a womanf Midway between the claims, and terving as a boundary post, there was small blackbouid, securely nailed to au old tree. Tbis bad been provided by Boulder as a convenient metbed of in tercourse betweeu Aevbi;;tt and himself T when they were "on top" during the day. It was hit custom to write his question and answers on the black sur face witti a piece of chalk which be kept banging by a string from the top of the board. When he came up, an hour latter, he noticed thnt the woman was just leaving tbe tree, .and, further more, that the had writtem something. Boulder went up to the lice, no roid : 'I know you. you ate dum. i am Asechegat widow, be gojt kilediin a mow slide, i am here to worlds hit dame." She was (landing on a knoll, a little way off, and Boulder nodOed again. This time tho returned recognition. Carefully rubbing out 'het' words, the man replied: "i am pleased to makev your acquain tance 1 am not deef you kan tak to me all rite but ill have to wrlteto you." She came down to tho board again and took the chalk: "i dont care wether, you aro y pleased or not. I dont talk 'because I am in your fix only worse I am def and dum." Boulder'looked at hersympathizingly; a look that met with avcold return. The reply shocked him. "go to grass with yiur sympathy! dont want eny more to say to you. just -wanted youto now loaint here to jump." With thit the went to'ber cabin. Bounder returned to bit prospect. If be bad known anything about women he would, probably, have considered her a. queer one but, atil have aaid.jhe didn't, and was merely puzzled. He went about his work in hit usuabrmetmodical way, ignoring hit neighbor juttias suc cessfully at she ignored hin. In this way an unevontfiul month passed. Finally Boulder struck ,a vein in.'his prospect and prepared to follow It up. It led norfbward, and in the eccentric way some veins have, trended up instead of down On the seventh day he was in a good ten leet wben he met with a sur prise. He could diatincty hear the un steady and yielding thump of a pick almost in front of bim. Now, by all reasonable-calculations, Bnulderfs claim extended twenty feet to the north; the stump blackboard proved this; that was mainly what it was there for. It was plain to him that the woman, striking the evidence of a veint its upper end, was, with a true minor's instinct, fol lowing it up, or, in this, case, down, and had, in her ambition .overstepped the bounds. Making this disco vety Boulder paused a while, aud in tbe cool blackness at tempted to decide whattcourae to (pursue. Finally the sound above him became more and morodiatlnct. Suxldnnly there was a crash. Tbe yielding mast came down and with it a red petticoat in which floundered a very geeatly excited, not to tay frightened "woman. Sitting tbeie on the most of mineral debrit the blinked in a dazed manner at.Boulder't candle and then at Boulder. In an in stant she was up again, and climbing through the aperture she had uncon sciously made. Boulder also started for the surface through Ms own property. They arrived at the blackboard by a common impulse almost at the same time. Boulder seized tbo chalk. "Your on my ground." Her fingers were atill yellow -and gray from the mass of stall she had struck in her fall, but she found them, useful enough to write: "Your a lire." Bauldcr did not Uesitato thisftime. He wrote: "Your a lady." Perhaps tb.it appealed ber rsbmewhat. Perhaps- the modest and indisputably manlike attitude of tbe miner1 took her fancy. She was-certainly less vehement in ber use of the balkwhentsbo .replied: "Whare it the line." Boulder indicated the tree. and board and, taking a ttick, traced a mark in tho ground for soveral fee Ijetween the claims. Commou soone was enough to thow the creature in the petticoat that the mau was right. She did not traat herself to reply, but walked away. Fif teen minutes biter Boulder saw a blanket flying, withoutany risible meant of lo comotion, from the doorway ot ber cabin. It was fdllowcd by another and then another. Therovwas no-doubt of it, Mrs. Asechiga was pneparing to leave, aud that suddenly. Boulder, looking vumaclf over, hesi tatingly walked timidly toward the door and beckoned ber to come out. She did so and walked behind bim ungraciously toward the blackboard, bbe followed him with interest as be .formed the fol lowing: "I don't like to give you the-wuratot it. Thai o is ono way out of this: Tak i iotrest in my clauie aud I'll tak) J ia yours. She nodded "no," ana wrote: "No, that wobla't be fare tot you, you haf the vane.''' But the was wavering in toe toiler, even after she had declined it. They looked steadily at ojie another for tome time; finally, seized with an idea and growing bolder, the. man ventured thit: "i am 45 yrs. old and waut a part ner, and baf a little money and we mite get rilcb. Will you except, a proposle of maragef Mrs. Asechiga looked at hi nx doubtfully for a second, aud then even became coy as she took tbe chalk : "Asechiga sed be mare J me because I was deef and dum and coukln't talk him blind." This time, the handed the bit of white over to him, and their hands met for tbe first time. I believe there was tome blushing, and Boulder inscribed. bit final message : i know a justice of the pece in aspin who will marry us for $2, we can go over to-morrow; will youl And the decided: "Very well." I believe they are working the Chee tah Tiger totjolher now. New York Press. The entire Salt River Valley of Ken tucky is said to be honeycombed with cuvc. WISE WORDS. Matrimony is hard work. Love it material pantheism. Women are great in small things. Most men outlive their usefulness. Occasional defeat has a tonio effect. A good laugh is sunshine in a bouse. A bath is often timet a great moralizer. The man who can't tell a lie it dead. A man will get fat quicker on paid-for board. If a family has no skeleton gossip will give it one. It is almost as difficult to stay there at to get there. A rose would not be halt a rose with out a thorn. Cupid does not care whether he pays house rent or not. In this world a man must be either a hammer or an anvil. A good deed it better than gold, but not nearly to negotiable. Before a man hat begun to think a woman has begun to talk. Lifo is a campaign, not a battle, and bit its defeats as well as its victories.. A woman with pretty teeth finds many thing in this vale of tears to laugh at. The intelligent have a right over the ignorant; namely, the right of instruct ing them. The more one endeavors to sound the deptht of hi ignorance, the deeper the chasm appears. It you have great talents, industry will improve them ; if you have but moderate abilities, industry will supply their de ficiencies. Language ia the memory of the human race. It is as a thread or nerve ot life running through all the ages, connecting them into one common, prolonged and advancing existence. There it no happiness, there is no liberty, there is no enjoyment of life, unless a man can say, when be rises in the morning: "I shall be subject to the decision of no unwise judge to-day." Oil From Cora. It will probably be a surprise to many to know that there it a company which purchase! corn tololy to extract tho oil from it. Thit is precisely what a sugar refining company in Chicago it doing, Thit company is tbe only one which has tbe secret of obtaiuing the oil, and em ploy it alter the corn hat been converted into a starch or glucose to that nothing will be wasted. The oil ia a toft yellow liquid, and resembles linseed oil in ap pearance. Dr. Arno Behr discovered tbe process of separating tbe oil from tbe corn, and tbe doctor says thit in regard to the oil: "It has been known for a long time that maizs contained an oily property, remaining for tome one to turn the idea to account. There it no dan ger of corn oil ever taking the place of linseed oil. In the first place, it will be too scarce. The amount ot oil contained in corn is only four per cent, of it total weight, and we lose almost halt of it in the process of abstraction, to that we get a very email amount of oil after all. The assertion has been made that corn oil can be put to little use that it can not be employed in making either soap or paint. The great value of linseed oil paint is that it dries readily, and it has been asserted that corn oil will not dry. Now, this is a mistake, and as a matter of fact, corn oil can be used in making paint or varnish, and also in toaps. It makes a splendid soft soap. That there are valuable uses to which it can be put is shown by the fact that there is a de mand for it in foreign markets." Amer ican Farmer. A Mooted Question. Why some seals sink and are lost after being shot and others float, is a mooted question not likely soon to be decided. Wnere they are struck or whether they have much or little blub ber, all of which have been urged to ac count for tbe anomaly, seems to have little or no influence. It has been often observed that a teal falling head down on being shot will come up and float, while if the head is up he sinks and it lost. It may be that in the latter case he more readily fills. With weak seals or pup it has been seen that they, too, are often not recovered. Of those that are killed, discarding pups, the chances teem to be about equal as to whether they will sink or float. Sometimes a considerable interval elapse before the dead body rises to the surface and haite or carelessness may loose it. The great damage to the sealing iudustry lies un doubtedly in the indiscriminate killing which lays low so many cows on their way to tbe islands, heavy with young, whereby two lives are lost. It is impos sible to distinguish the female iu the water, and she would not be spared were it possible to do to. Detroit Free Press. A Fly Klllini Brigade. The last Siam Free Press aayt that an order hat just been issued from Siamese military headquarters directing that tbe troops in garrison at Koh-si-chaug should be employed in killiBg flies. Each man, aid the order, must exert himself to tbe utmost and capture each day at least a match box full of blue bottle flies, or be punished in default. Says the paper: "Though the order reads exceedingly ridiculous there .it no small need foi thinniug down the myriads of imperti nent blue-bottles that bask in the smile of royalty at Koh-ti-chang. Tbe Siamese warriors will have their hands full, and are not to be envied. Tbe pity it that the troops were uot exercised in some evolution by which tbe nimble enemy may be annihilated at one ttroke. How ever, with our new colonels we hav tuflicient military talent to guaranbti the success of tome strategy by which the grand army of blue-bottles might be destroyed, and at the same time a very covetud decoration well earned coin mauder of the fly catchers in ordinarj to bis Siamese Majesty may yet be eag erly competed for among Siamese militarj wen." SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL. Mart is five times at bright now at be will be when on the far tide of the tun. The average duration of life in the cold climate of Norway is said to be greater than in any other land. The number of stars visible to average eyesight on an ordinary night does not much exceed 4000 for both hemi spheres. After considerable study a Connecticut scientist calculates that there are 43, 560,000 mosquito larva to an acre of swamp land. An astronomer baa figured it out that it would take a cannon-ball 3,000,000 year., moving at its ordinary rate of apeed, to reach Alpha Centauri, the nearest fixed ttar. Dr. Koch has expressed himself ttrongly against excessive watering of the streets during a unolera epidemic, on tho ground that the bacili thrive un der the influence of moisture. Corrosive sublimate, in the strength of tixty-four grains to tbe gallon ot water, it found by tbe Health Depart ment of New York City to be tbe most effective of the germ-destroying agents. The new sub-treasury building at San Francisco, Cat., has an electric burglar alarm installod between the rows of bricks to that any interference with either the bricks or cement will cause an alarm to tound. A fendsr for electric can it made of sheet iron attached directly to the trucks, the lower plates coming within an inch of the rails, springs of great stiffness enabling the fonder to throw aside any object before it. The difficulty of making an indelible marking on ivory push buttons has been, it is said, overcome by a London con cern. The process employed is called endolithio printing, and the markings are claimed to be indelible in any climate. The Swedish Government has adopted a new smokeless powder, which is said to have the following advantages: It is easy of manufacture, produces no flames and does not heat the rifle. It gives tbe ball an initial velocity of 2100 feet, with a pressure ot 2260 atmos pheres. Jacques Inandi, tbe French lightning calculator, sayt that it is tound which guides his mind in its process, and not the memory ot or imagination how figures look. He was born with a gift for figures ; long before he could read or write he solved the most intricate arithmetical problems. The bones of the hoad of tome large prehistoric animal were taken out ot tbe ground at Ruby Creek, Washington, the other week, at a depth of 250 feet. The great mastodon, judging from the depth at whicn the bones were found, must have lived in an early period and is at present extinct. The shape ot tbe head resembles that of a cow, only it is much larger. The three single eyes of bees have been a puzzle as to their use. Mr. Grim shaw, of England, starts the theory that they are not eyes at all, but bull's -eye lanterns that emit a very feeble light to guide the bees in their work at night. Such production of light is quite com mon among insects, and the source of tho theory gives it some title of respect, for Mr. Grimshaw is an able observer. Mr. Romanes is experimenting in breeding rats and rabbits, with reference to heredity. Those now bred are tbe re sults ot experiments intended to dis prove what Mr: Romanes believes to bo cortain errors made by some writers on heredity. In the particular case's experi mented on by him tbe progeny have certainly taken cither wholly after the father or wholly after the mother. Mr. Romanes does thow certain cases of commingling, or rather reversion, whicli are highly tuggestive. The Lnugs of a Plant. One of the prettiest microscopical ttudiet it the examination of the luns of a plant. Most people do not know a plant hat lungs, but it has, and its luugs are in it leaves. Examined through a high-power microscope, every leaf will show thousands upon thousands ot oponings, infinitely small, ot course, but each provided with lips which, in many species, are continually opening and closing, Tbeso openings lead to tiny cavities in the body ot the leaf, and by the opening and closing of the cavity air Is continually passing in and out, so that tho act of respiration is continually going on. The sap of the plant ia thus purified, just as the blood of an anitml is cleared of impurities by passing through the lungs, and the average sized tree will, therefore, in the course of a day, do as much breathing as a man. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Growth of the Poetry Habit "When I began writing verse," said Mr. Whittier once to the writer, "it was considered a great gift to be able to make a rhyme with any facility. Percival and Bryant were the active poets then. Now almost any one can turn a couplet or stanza and many write poetry which in a less voluminous time would be re garded as remarkable." Nothing so emphasizes the advance in general cul ture in this country as tbe fact indi cated by Mr. Whittier in that remark. It is a more difficult thing to achieve a reputation as a poet now than a half century ago, and there is no occasion to grieve because we have so many "versa writers'1 aud no "poets." Boston Jour nal. A Simple Text for 31 ilk. The following test for watered milk is simplicity itself. A well polished knit ting needle it dipped into a deep vescel of milk and immediately withdrawn in an upright position. If the sample it pure some of the fluid will hang to the needle, but if water has been added to the milk, even in small proportions, tbe fluid will not adhere to the ueedle,- Bootot) Commercial, KILLED BY ELECTRICITY. HOW MILLIONS OF BUGS, BEE TLES AND BIRDS PERISH. Their Vain Flatterlngr Around the Aro light l)-lroctlon of Blrda by the Cloddes ot Liberty Beacon. "T" T"PT"ilEN a person meet death ' from contact with an elec Y Y ,rc current the news is heralded far and near, but of tbe millions ot the lower forms of animals life which are daily sacrificed, we rarely hear a word. Tbe employe of the electric light company who goes about supplying the lamps with fresh carbon sticks each morning learns more of the damage to animal life than Is evon dreamed of by others, but he is not an entomologist generally, and only cares to trim the lamps and removes the accu mulation of dead insect which are found in every globe in the summer months. He' carries a brush with which be quick ly whisks out from a gill to a pint of charred bodiet and singed wings. Now and then a struggling insect is found in tbe mass, minus a wing, a pair of legs or so, and occasionally a lace wing or moth takes wing and escapea from tbe gen erally dead collection. At these fall to the ground they are scattered to the points of tbe compos;, and in half an hour not a vestige ot a bug or a fly can be found, so quickly are the light bodies blown about, or ground into the load by passing men and teams. In a round made with the carbon sup pi yer in the month of July or August, it is safe to count on 500 insect to be found in each globe visited, and tome times as high as 1500, but of course an accurate estimate cannot be made, aa many bodies, winga and lega are sadly mixed in the mass. Thit collection in cludes members of all the order of in sect life, and about every well-known fly and beetle may be collected during a morning t search, and many rare ones, seldom found in other situations, are taken. On a favorable night, when it it very dark, and there it no wind to drive the giddy insects away from their death at traction, a great many may be seen flying close to the globe, where their rankt are often invaded by shadow-like bats, who dash dangerously near the globe iu chasing their prey. The bats are never injured by the lights and avoid it most adroitly in their evolutions. No one who is an observer hat failed to note the change about our residences in the tummer evening!. Once the rooms were filled with several varieties ot moths, bugs (so-called) and beetles, and if windows were lowered to prevent tneir entrance, numbers of thorn could be heard bumping against the panes and bumming about. All of this is now done away with, for if tbe electric light is burning neat your borne, the bugs and moths visit it and leave you in peace. I be difference in tbe persecutions ot the mosquitoes is a favorable theme for dis cussion, and all are willing to give tbe electric light the credit of performing an agreeable change. However, if we aro to free to ignore the destructions of the insects we are constrained to resent the devastation upon our birds, for there are fortunately very few who are possessed of to little sentiment as to abide ill to our feathered friends. It it impossible to secure sta tistica on the extent of the danger, but enough is known to convince all that elevated lights of any kind are a sad menace to the birds during migration, Some years ago the Government invest! gated in relation to the destruction by light houses, and the dauage was found to be very heavy, and a list of 160 spe cies was received, many being valued game birds and nearly all others well- known insect destroyers. Thousandi of birds are killed each tea' ton by tbe light in the Goddess of Lib' erty in the.harbor, as they migrate to or from tbe .North, and all tower lights throughout the country aro more or leas destructive, according to their location. But these greater dangers in a few cases are as nothing compared to tbe generally dispersed, combined lesser duugert ot the innumerable city electric lights, New York Advertiser. On:-Kyed People. Tbe most one-eyed people are found ia Germany, and in some portions of tbe United States. In the former country this is probably owing to tbe sword duels so common among German stu dent! when tbe faces ot the combatants get terribly scarred. In the United States, which contains the rough ele ment from almost every other country, quarrelling is frequent, and tbe gouging out of an opponent's eye is too common an incident amongst toe brutal portion of the population to attract much notice when it occurs. An eye-maker calculates that there are 336,000 persons with only one eye in tbe Republic. In proportion to tbe population, there are more one eyed people iu Patcrsou, N. Y., than in any other town in America or any other country. Apart from eyes lost in duels or rowdy tights, tbe great majority of artificial eyes are used by workmen, es pecially those engaged in iron loundries, where many eyes are put out by the sparks which fly about in all directions. It is a very rare occurrence to meet a woman having a glass eye. xankce Blade. A Llly-liko Cuoumb r. Tbe Indian cucumber is a t rt of lily, which grows iu great abundance iu almost every part of this country, and i said to bo an excel lent remedy for the dropiy. The best part of the cucumber is the root, which grows in the sizy of two inches in length by one iu thickness, aud was formerly eaten raw by tho Iudians just as we eat cucumbers. Its mediciuul virtues weie discovered by some old woman in Penn sylvania, and afterwards admitted by tho doctor, which is not the only ciwe ot the efficacy of an old womtn' remedy being acknowledged by the medical pro ftjMiou, Chicago Herald, RECOMPENSE, When the haze of autumn day 8tte over dale and hill, And the note from wood-birds' throat Break tbe tilenoe deep and still When the breezes bring a chill. Then we feel over ns steal Something of sadness and dread, Sweet regret and yearning yet For the summer that is dead, For the sunshina that is fled. But we know every woe Has a joy not wholly sighs Is our life, not wholly strife. Though we miss the aim we priza, It It farewell to the Hie. Detroit Tribune. RUMOR OF THE DAY. A double chin A dialogue. Life. When a man is hopelessly in love it greatly increases hit sighs. Sittings. Even an all-round man ought to be square in his dealing). Lo.voll Courier. Little Johnny thinks it a good deal nicer to be tanned at the seashore than to be tanned in school. Boston Tran script. They have "potato socials" in Kansas. Tbe name may be from tho fact that young folk go there to pare. Texas Sittings. "Do you enjoy good health, Mr. Testy V asked McQueary. "Yes, when I get any," snapped tbe old dyspeptic. Puck. Jake "I presume you love animals!" Cora "Ob, yes; a girl of my age is usually in love with somo man." Yan kee Blade. "A man may be drove to drink," said Officer McCobb, "but to git Mm away from it I find be has to bo pulled." Indianapolis Journal. "Charles is too timid to propose, and the it too timid to help him on." "I should think such a timid pair could easily shrink to one." Harper's Bazaar. He "It this the first time you've ever been in love, darling!" She (thoughtlessly') "Yes, but it'a so nice that I hope it won't be the last." Tid Bits. Manufacturer "What makes you think electric clocks should sell so freolyl" Drummer "They're nil to be charged, are they not?" Jeweler' Weekly. Shrewd Girl: Jennie "Do you be lieve in fate?" Bossie--"Yes, but I believe in giving fate a helping hand by doing a little judicious flirting." New York Herald. Secretary Nibbes "Did you discover any irregularities in tbe Red Tape Bureau?" Inspector Sharp---"Ycs. Four of the employes were hard at work."- New York Herald. Lovell "This marrying a rich wife is of no use." Markhatn " Why not!" Lovell "Because even after she's asleep you can't find her pocket." New York Herald. Teacher "What are you doing there, Johnny, acting like a monkey?" Johnny Bellows "Picase let mo off this time, teacher, and I won't never mock you no more." Yankee Blade. Mamie (aged six) "Mamma, wa Mr. Gourmand born with a silver tpoon in bit mouth!" Mamma "I guess to, dear, and maybe with a knife and fork, too." Jewolers' Weekly. It is not always tbe man who looks the wisest who knows the most, but most people don't know this, so that it will pay you to look just as wise as you pos sibly can. Texas Sifting. Cora "I'm much pleased with my new acquaintance, Mr. Jimpson. I hope to know him better." Dora "Well, it would be impossible to know him worse. "---Yaukee Blade. Brown (who is very proud of his argumentative powers) "I always carry my p'int." Gray "I think I have seen you when you were carrying a good deal more than that.'' Boston Transcript. Miss Young "Have you seen Mis Waite't engagement riug'f" Miss Green "Yes, I think it is a horrid insult. The idea of a man giviug a spinster of her year a ring of old gold." Jewel ers' Weekly. "They say be is a literary man, and perhaps be is. He talks rapidly, but, upon my word, I can't make head nor tail of what he talks about." "Ifa! Perhaps he ia a nutaziue poet." New York Press. "Her taste in music is improving wonderfully," suid oue youn woman. "Why!" replied the other, "she never plays or sings now." 'Yes," was the rejoinder, "that is how I know." Washington Post. Tho Rev. Dr. Fourthly "I shall see you at church next Sunday morning, at usual, Mrs. McBwat, I presume!" Mrs. McSwat "I I am afraid not Dr. Fourthly. Bridget ha just got a new bonnet." Chicago Tribune. "Don't you thiuk Mr. Twiddles it very abseut-miudud!" said a young woinau. "No," replied Miss Pepper ton. "He displays admirable caution. Wbat little ho bus he always brings with bim." Wushiugtou Star. Mrs. Keone "There are time when I wish I were a mau." Mr. Kccue "For iustaucc?" Mrs. Keeue "When I pass a milliuei's wiudow and think bow happy I could make my wife by giv ing her a new bonnet." Texas t'iltiug. Mamma (enthusiastically) "How I wish we could afford to uetid Nellie abroad for a few finishing touches to her musical educatioo !" Pupa (no ear for luusic) "If I could buy the finish with out the touches, I'd pawu the furni ture. "-Lippincott's Magazine. Tbe Professor "In some respects Miss Wbackster is a highly gifted young woman. At school, 1 remember, she excelled iu mathematics, in a large class in geometry sue was easily the first." Miss Laura Kajones ' Vcs, the dear girl was ulwavs toso aii'-ulur. you kuow,"--Chitau TriOuuo,