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The Detroit Free Press thinks "Ameri can wheelmen are doing a groit work in the interest of improved roads in this country." A well known educator has expressed 'he opinion that whilo university cxten non is an excellent thiug, there is danger if running it into tho ground. The Railroad Gnzctto insists tbnt auto matic couplers should not bo made obli gatory until 1900, so that the reform may only be applied to new cars that are built. 'Western Australia is about eight times the size of tho Unitod Kingdom. Iti population, according to tho census of 1891, was 4'.),7S2. There are about 10,000 more males than females. The cost of a woman's education in various American colleges is as follows: Cornell, $500; Michigan, $370; Wellos ley, $350; Smith, 100, Hryn Mawr, $i50; Vossar, $100; Harvard Annex, $000. A Sussex (Euglnnd) correspondent announces, on the authority of his vicar, that mno out of tea among tho humbler brides swear to "lore and honor cherries and a berry" instead of tho regular "cherish and obey" of the niurriuge service. The Boston Transcript says that it was Cyrus W. Field who more than any other, man made the Berkshire Hills fashiona ble. His father was for years the minister in the Congregational Church in Stockbridge, where Jonathan Edwards preached, and when tho projector of tho Atlantic cable becamo famous ho brought , foreigners to setTtho beauties of his old homo. Several young men in New York thought it a good joke, rclatos the At lanta Constitution, to mako one of their act tliiuk that he had inherited and would soon receive a fortune of $14, 000,000 from an uncle in Europe. The news got out and tho heir was flooded with solicitations from tho merchants and money-lenders. Ho began to live in a the style of a Monto Cristo, aud now re fuses to bclievo that ho has been de ceived. The doctors say he will carry bis delusion through life. The disappearance of tho Jim Fisk rcstaurunt recalls to au old New Yorker that there were as cheap restaurants in Now York forty years ago as uov.' In . the fifties there was a famous cheap res taurant on Chatham Sipiare. Here one could buy -for Gfc cents a good slice of beef with potatoes aud turnips. For cents more one could have plum pud ding with rich sauce. Thus one ob tained for 12J- cents, the old York shil. ling, a wholesome and satisfying uieal, and not always in bad company. Tho demolition of Heligoland is going on apace. Five military watch towers aio boing erected on tho island, which is slowly but surely crumbling away. Oue of them, a correspondent states, is just beginning to appear at tho South Point, tho rock which rises sheer and red above the clour, green water. Ouly two short years ago that point was the loneliest, loveliest spot on the sunny, silent isl and, and servo.l tho superannuated, weather-beaten fishcrmou as a station, whence they looked out when a storm was brewing, or when, the Ashing fleet was overdue. Now bricks and mortar cover the deep grass; the primitive scats have disappeared, and tho Uoriuau bluo coat reigns supreme. Close to tho Gov ernment House, in tho fluids, a powder warehouse is being built, and over tho graves of the old Frisian Kings tho wafts of big barracks are rising. Among tho very foremost agitators for the building of better country roads is ex-Governor James A. Beaver, of Pennsylvania, who made this the subject of an executive niessago during his term of otlioe. Governor Beaver has written for the Forum an explanation why most communities Hud it so difficult to get good roads. The school tax, he says, we have become accustomed to; so we have become accustomed to bo taxed for charitable institutions and for the relief of tho poor; but iu most Suites tho habit of generations, so far as concerns tho improvement of roads, has been tho ineffective system of "Working the roads," so that most men have not only had it firmly fixed iu their minds that roads are not proper subjects for direct taxation, but that the highways might be made by a small contribution of per sonal labor. It is this long and deep rooted hubit and unwillingness to pay a direct suilicient tux that is the primary cause of our National disgrace in having so few good highways; and the remedy lies iu such au agitation as is happily now going on iu most States for a keenci public appreciation of the direct commercial bruedts of wull-Luilt roads. PHILOSOPHY. Remember, O remember, while years are floating by, While springtime scones of joyous youth are measuring the sky, To garner in for lator years, when life may lose iU zest, That treasure which of treasures all is ever, ever blest A brave Philosophy I Remember, O remember, while manhood's summer grows, While striving 'mid the piercing thorns to pluck ambition's rose, Tbough failure, pain and sacrifice may mar thy daily path, That these do sheath their keener pang for him who always hath A wiso Philosophy I Remember, O remember, when youth is far behind, With only mem'ry's cloak to shield from autumn's chilling wind. That tbou may'st purchase refuge with the treasure thou has won. And fairer, warmer radiance than shed by summer mm, With tby Philosopbyl Remember, O remember, when winter's Icy hand Draws tighter and yet tighter life's slender, golden band. That there is hope and peace and joy and happiness indeed, And confluence beyond despa'r, whatever be thy creed, In true Philosophy I Carlyle Harris, In New York World. THE SNAKE BROOCH. HAD settled myself in my corner and the train was already swinging at a good pace down the "Gold en valley" before I noticed, first, that I was not alone, and second, that I was not in a smoking com partment. My fellow traveler was a lady, clothed from head to foot in a traveling ulster with a deep cape, and closely veiled. I wanted a smoke very badly, and so I ventured to ask her if she had any objec tion. Imagine my astonishment when, in stead of replying to my question, she sobbed out something utterly incoherent and burst into tears. This was startling enough, but when I saw that she made no attempt to take out a handkerchief to dry her eyes, but simply sat still with her hands folded under her cape, surprise very quickly gave place to bewilderment. In such a situation a man does not reason; ho simply acts on instinct. In a moment I was at the other end of tho carriage, begging her in a clumsy, masculine fashion to tell me what was tho matter with her. For an answer she suddenly parted her cape and held up two tiny clasped and daintily gloved bands. As she did so I heard the clink of iteel, andsomething bright bU,owq in the lamplight. My fair companion was handcuffed 1 Before she attempted any explanations she opened her right hand aud showed me one of the regulation screw keys which alone will open the steel bracelets that restrain the exuberance of the unruly or dangerous criminal. "Please unlock these horriblo things for me and then I will tell you every thing," she said, and the rcquost was supplemented by a beseeching glauco from a pair of tear-dewed eyes, to whoso witchery many an older man than my self would havo succumbed. I took tho key, aud, after a little fum bling about the strangely contrived locks, set free the dainty little hands that were stretched so appealingly toward me. Not knowing exactly what to do with the handcuffs, I slipped them tor the time being into the sido pocket of my ulster. As soon as she got her hands free sho unbuttoned her ulster and threw it back a little. As she did so I noticed that she wore a strikingly curious brooch at tho neck of her dress. It was formed of two thick gold serpeuts, coiled as if ready to Bpnng, with their heads thrust forward side by side and their emerald eyes gleaming with an unpleasantly life like expression. It was a pitiful tale aud to a great ex tent one which the newspapers have of late years made too commonplace. Forced by social and pecuniary consid erations into a marriage with a man old enough to be her father, and possessing no single taste in comueu with her, she had, under sore temp' .tion, broken hoc forced troth and tied from his house. Too proud to follow her himself, and yet mean enough to punish her by sub. mitting her to an unheard-of ludignity, he had put a private detective upon her track, told him she was tainted with a dangerous mania, and given him strict orders to briug her back to London when caught, hundeuffed like a felou. The detective, wheu he overtook her at Hereford, had given her a letter from her husband iu which he told her that if she did not submit to his instructions ho would prosecute her for stealing one or two articles of jewelry the brooch that she was wearing among them which she had unwittingly taken away with her in the hurry of her flight. To avoid the disgrace aud public shame sho had submitted to the brutal but private tyranny of his revenge. At Gloucester her escort had got out to telegraph to her husband to meet them and had lost the train through a porter telling him that the stop was five minutes instead of three, and she had just seeu him run on to the platform as the train left the station. As sho looked round tho carriage iu which she now lound herself free, un shackled, she saw the key of her haud cuffs, which must have fallen from his ticket pocket as he jerked his overcoat on, She tried hard to open the locks, but, of course, had been uuable to do so. pidcyt, aud Swludou we pabi u lit sho told her tale; we conversed upon the strange occurrences of tho night, and the only stop before Paddington was now Heading. Here my traveling com panion decided to leave the train, s by no means could she avoid running into her husband's arms at the tcrmiuus. Despite her gcntlo winning manner, I felt instinctively that persuasions would be useless, and so I opened the door, got out, and helped her to alight from the carriage, and with a few murmured words of repeated thanks she was gone. When I got back into the carriage I lit a cigar and lay back on the cushions to think over my adventure By the time the train drew into Paddington I had exalted my beautiful unknown into a heroine of romance, and, I regret to say, myself into something like a knight errant of the days of chivalry. 'This is it, twelve-ninety. Are you there, Fred?" The train had stopped, and a lamp flashing into the carriage woke me up from my day dream to hear these strange words, aDd to see a couple of men in police uniform and a railway inspector peering into tho compartment. "Hullo I this must be wrong. They aren't here, and yet this is the right number. Excuse me, sir, how far havo you come In this carriage?" "From Stroud," I replied, a bit dazed by drowsiness and my strange reception. "Have you como all tho way alce?" Some mad idea connected in a con fused way with tho beautiful woman whose soft, clinging clasp I could still feel on my hand, stopped the truth that rose to my lips, and instead uttered the foolish lie: "Yes, I have been alone in the carriage all the way." A moment later I would have given all I possessed to have recalled my words, for as I uttered them the' railway inspec. tor turned his lamp under the seat opposite to me and said in a hoarse whisper: "Good Heavens I what's that l' My eyes followed the glare of the lamp, and I saw the toe of a man's boot on the floor of the carriage a few inches back from the front of the seat. A minute later and the corpse of a somewhat undersized man, whose face was still drawn in the agony of a violent death, was dragged out, lifted up and laid upon the seat. Of course I spent the night in the cells, for if I could have procured bail to any amount it would not have been accepted. Not only was I charged with the most terrible of all crimes, but the charge was supported by prima facie evidence that looked practically conclusive. The handcuffs had been found in my pocket, and I was accused of procuring the escape from justice of tho notorious Maria S , tho wife of a member of the Nihilist Inucr Circle, then serving a life sentenco in Siberia. No fewer than four murders had been traced to her, and now I was charged with complicity in a fifth, that of a well known English detective who had sought to make a brilliant coup by taking her alone. She seemed to have the power of fas cinating men with her beauty till they became her slaves, and then striking them dead by some terrible aud myster ious agency that left no trace savo death behind it. There is no need to dwell on the hor rors of the time that followed my arrest. Everything that money and skill could do for me was done, but I was com mitted for trial on the circumstantial evideuce to auswer the charge of mur der. Whilo I lay iu jail awaiting my trial the search for Marie 8 became an absolute hunt to death. Despite all this, so perfect was her skill iu disguise, and so unlimited her fertility of resource, that she might have evaded pursuit after all, had it not been for oue of those slips that the cleverest of criminals seem to muke sooner or later. A smart young chemist's assistant, at a fashionable watering place, one cveu iog on the pier made the acquaintance of a very pretty girl, who said that she was studying chemistry for tho science and art examinations. This turned the conversation on chem icals, aud she ended by asking h tm to get her a quantity of a very poisonous substance which she wanted fur an ex periment, aud which she could not buy because sho was a stranger 'iu the town. Tho chemist's assistant was .a sharp young fellow, aud he saw the chemical she asked tor was not in tho syllabus of tho science and art department. He told his employer of the occurrence tho next day, aud iu tho evening took the girl some crystals of a harmless salt which resembled what she had wautcd somewhat closely. "This is not what I asked for," she said, as she looked into the packet. "No, you cun't mske prussio acid out of that.mhs, but it's sifer to play with," coolly replied the youth, aud as bespoke a man who had been leaning over tho rail of the pier a few yards away moved silently up behind tho girl, pinioned her arms to her side aud held her down to tho seat. The detective called a cab on tho es plcnadc, aud the three got iu and drove to the police station, pulling up the win dows to avoid any possible obsevatiou as they went through the streets. When the cab reached tho station there was no sign or souud of movement Insido it. The cabman got down and opened the door, and as ho did so he staggered buck and fell gasping for breath to tho pavement. Inside the cab Mary S sat with her two would-becuptors dead, and on the face of each corpse there was the same expression that there was on the features of the dead man who was takeu out of the carriage at Paddington. When the clothing of Mu.ie S came to be searched the mystnry was solved by the discovery of oue of the most infernally ingcuious contrivances that have ever served the purpose of murder. Inside the dress, just abovj the waitb4ud on the right baud sidty. were found two small rubber ball pumps, such as are used for ordinary snray producers. From these two tubes led up to a bottla suspended round tho neck. This had two compartments and two necks closed by rubber corks, through which ran thin tubes, which ended in tho mouths of tho two golden serpents coiled in the form of a brooch. Tho horrible apparatus was so arranged that, on working tho ball pumps by pressing the right arm against the sido two sets of vapors could be ejected from the serpents' mouths. Theso jets when united formed what was practically a vapor of prussio acid, which would bo blown directly in the face of any one within a couple of foot of the brooch, and would of course kill them almost in stantly. To the wearer of the brooch there would be little or no danger, provided she held her breath for a couple of min utes and moved quickly away, as tho gas mixes very rapidly with the air aud is soon lost. In a confined space like tho cab the atmosphere would soon bo so saturated that - it would be death to breathe it. All this was, of course, told to mo after my release, which was effected im mediately after the mystery was cleared up. Sheffield Telegraph. Detecting Bad Coins. "Here's tho way we test coins in tho Treasury." And the expert swiftly poisod the dollar piece horizontally ou the top of his forefinger, holding tho thumb a quarter of an inch away from it and gave it a brisk tap with another coin. A clear, silvery ring sounded out. "Good, but here; listen;" and he re peated the operation with another coin that gave out a dull, hcuvy cliuk that ceased almost as soon as it began. "Type metal and lead; moulded, too. That is a wretched counterfeit." "How do you tell that it was moulded?" He held tho two coins so that the light struck on their edges. "Just compare the recdiug, will you, or milling, as most people call it. In this genuine coin this is very clear and sharp cut; in tho counterfeit it is coarse and dull. That is because moulded instead of be ing stamped in cold metal, like tho Government coins." Why do the coun terfeiters not use the same cold process?" "It costs too much and makes too much noise. With a mould, you see, a coun terfeiter can carry on his work in a gar ret, and if a policeman comes in he can sby the whole outfit out of the window. But it takes great power to run a die. Still some high-flying counterfeiters do use them, and their work is usually harder to detect, though it is never so perfect as that of the Government Mint." "What is the surest tost for counterfeit coin for popular use?" "Tho looks of the reeding, as I was telling you tho milling, by t'ao way, is on tho face of the coin, aud not on tho edge, as most people think. That's the surest aad easiest thing, but of course other tests have to bo used, especially for weight and thickness. A little scalo for weight and measure is the handiest thing to set tle that. Then, for platod oiu, a drop of add squirted on the edge where the plating wears most will chew up the base metal in a hurry." "What acid do you use?" "For gold coin a mixture of strong nitric acid drams, muriatic acid fifteen drops, and water live drams, is used; for silver, twenty-four grains of nitrate of silver and thirty drops of ni tric acid, with oue ounce of water. One drop is sufficient. If the coin is heavily plated wo scrape it a little before put ting on the acid." Spriugfield ltepub. licau. Ho Makes I'j clones. Professor Douglass has succeeded in manufacturing miniature cyclones and tornadoes by means of electricity, thus proving the electrical character of tho "prairie terrors." In carrying out his plans he suspended a large copper pluto by silken threads and charged it from a battery. He then used arsenious acid gas, whereupon the combination of gas and electricity could be seen hanging from the underside of the plate iu the form of a perfect funnel-shaped cyclone cloud. When everything was ready, the Professor swung tho plate and the miuiature cyclone to aud fro across a tablo litered with matches, pieces of paper, pens, pencils, etc. The lighter objects wero instantly sucked up, tho heavier scattered in alt directions. The effects wore exactly tlioso of destructive cyclones. These curious experiments explain cyclonic plieuomeua. Low clouds become charged with electricity, descend and form a connection with the eaith. Then a violent electrical com motion ensues, dually settling into a whirl which continues until an electric equilibrium is established. St. Louis Republic. Leflhauded Suddenly. Three years ago a young lady of Fall liiver, Mass., was hit ou the left sido of the head by a fulling sign as she was wulkiug uloug a street iu Boston. This was followed by a bruin fever. After some weeks she wus as well in mind aud body as ever, but fr )ui a right handed persou she had become so left handed that sho could neither cut, suw nor write with her ri,'ht hand, but found it easy to dc all tiieso things witl her left. Her right baud was just about as us ful as her left had been before, she was hurt. What is strange is that, with so recent a chauge iu the use of her hands, she never makes au awkward motiou, and is as graceful iu the use of her left hand as if she had been bora lefthaudo J. Boston Post. To Utilize Icebergs. A company has beeu organized in Newfoundland to gather ice from ice bergs for the use of icu consumer, ila chiuery has beeu perfected for cutHug ice from bergs, aud the airivul of a steamer load is reported at Pilley's Isl and. The ice is suid to be much purer and harder than that harvested fsAni streams and ponds, and a large deniuui fur it is expected. Nvw Vorn WurlJ, j SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL. The solar system has twenty moons. A Cincinnati doctor recommends eat ing lemons for rheumatism. Chewing gum's main component, gum chicle, is the sap of sapodilla, a Mexican tice. The great Italian warships are 400 feet long, with a beam of seventy-five feet. A man obtains bis miximuin weight at forty years of age, and a woman at fifty yeurs. The human skin is exactly like that of a fish, as It is covered with minute scales overlapping each other. The right sido of the body perspires more than the left, and the palm of tho hand four times moro than the skin of the chest. A spermaceti candle consuming 120 grains per hour, or at the rate of two grains per minute, will give an illumina tion of one standard candle. M. Dameny has takou successive photographs of the lips of a speaker, so that on arranging them a deaf mute, able to real from tho motion of tho lips, can understand them. A new islet has been pushed above tho surface of tho Caspian, near Baku, Rus sia. It is three and a half miles from shore, measures 175 by 100 feet, and rises about twenty feet above the water. There is said to be a volcanic area forty miles square in extent in Lower California that is a veritable fire land. Every square rod of tho territory is pierced by a boiling spring or spouting geyser. The soldering of aluminium, which has long been a difficult problem, has been recently solved. By sprinkling the surfaces to bo soldered with chloiido of Bilver, and molting down, tho soldering is effected simply and satisfactorily. Dr. Peters, the African explorer, has discovered tuormous saltpeter beds be tween Mount Kilima-Njaro and the vol cano Donjo Ngai. Tho whole great ter ritory betweon Kilima-Njaro anl Donjo Ngai is said to be one great salt petet bed. Food for cattle is scarce in Norway and a winter diet of cows in some parts of the country is said to be a mash of cod fish heads. The milk of cows so to i has an uupleasant taste of co i-liver oil, but is thought to be a valuiblo drink for consumptive patients. When alternating currents aro sent through tho human body the physio logical effects increase in severity with au increase in the current strength, ac cording to Professor Edwin J. Houston. AVith current strengths greatly in excoss of those employed in electrotherapy, addi tional effects are produced, and a tonic contraction of tho muscles follows. Moreover, in such cases the ssverity of the physiological effects is increased by the high potential of the break-induce 1 discharge. The World's Largest Active Volcano. Hawaii is chiefly famous for its volca noes, says the Ariatic Quarterly. Kil auea, tho largest active volcsno in tho world, lies ou the side of the mountain Mauna Loa, at au elevation of four thou sand feet. We usually think of au ele vation as a cono, but Kilauca is rather a great sunken pit, in the midst of a vast desolate plain which slopes up gently to the summit of the mountain. It is a pit of no less than nino miles in circumferance and the area of its lowest level is six square miles. Tho level varies; but it is at present six hundred feet below tho surrounding country, and is reached by a steep descent dowu the sheer face of a precipice, which extends right uround the crater, aud, as it were, walls it in. Within tho crater, toward its southern end, is an iuuer crater, with one or more hikes of fire, called ilutomuumuu, or House of Everlasting Burnings, which constitute the true chimney of tho vol cano. Hero Kilauca exhibits its cease less activity. In the outer crater occa sional grand eruptions occur, but signs of the slu nbering forces below are ever present iu the form of blowing coues aud steam cracks, varying iu size from nar row clefts to great fissures, from which issue puffs and clouds of steam, fumes of hot poisouous gases, and, from some, liquid lava. The general bed is made up of countless lava news, of a variety of forms aud contortions difficult to de scribe. At times it is surrounded by a circle of crags, thrown up from thu lake in a molten state and solidified as they rose. They tower above tho level of tho outer basin to the height of 100 to 600 feet. From thu top oue gazes down ward into a sea of liquid fire. Boston Transcript. Coreuu Hospitality. In the matter of hospitality wo might learn much from the Corcuns, who ap pear in the following story to keep alive the ancient notion that uothiug should be too good for the stringer within their gates. When Admiral Shufeldt went to the hermit Nation to arrange for a treaty, Mias Shufeldt missed a valuable bracelet, the theft of which wus duly reported to the proper authorities. Suspicion rested ou two uutives, who weio taken before tho tribunal ami subjected to a rigorous examination. The olliciuls found that no incriminating evideuce could bo ob tained agaiust the suspected culprits, and iulormed Miss Shufeldt of thu fuot, but added, iu a spirit of courtesy, "If madam wishes, however, wo will at once cut oil the heads of both men." Boston Tran script. How Eur Pulling lliiran. Aucieiitly, iu many parts of France, wheu a mlu of laud took place, it was the custom to have twelve adult wit nesses uccouipuuied by twelve little boys, aud when the price of the luud was paid, and its surrender took place, the ears of the boys were pulled, aud they wero beaten severely, so that the puin thus iu f.ictcd should make au impression upou their memory, aud, if requited after ward, they might bear witness to thy tale. New Yurit H'tirld, THEAIAKKETS OF HAVANA. TJNIQUK SIGHTS IN TUB METROP OLIS OF CUBA. rroflnce Carried to Market on Male Hack The Hucksters and Their Wares Milk Dealers. -JV MONO the most interesting sights of a unique and intcr eating city are the markets o( Havana. A visit to them helps the stranger to the better understanding of the methods of life not only of the city people but of the country dweller." as well, and shows strikingly the curious mixture of races that goes to make up the population. There aro three largo markets, each one occupying a huge low stone building plustcrod on tho outside, tho manucr in which, most of the build ings of Havana aro constructed, and constituting a block by itself. Ap proaching the market during the busy hours of tho morning we find the streets on every side almost blocked by heavily ladcucd mules, just iu from thu country, carrying produco of every sort. Tho roads throughout the island are so bad that almost all heavy load), except sugar cuno and the huge casks of sugar and molasses, are carried in this way. Panniers made of very course bagging, or woven from straw, or of palm fiber, are fastened upon cither sido of the mule, uud theu filled with merchandiso until tho mule is almost hidden from sight. In this way almost every sort of fruit and vcgctttblo is carried, also cocoanuts, corn-fodder, livo chickens, livo pigs, cans ofmilk au d whatever else the couutry may send to supply the town. Corn-fodder is oue of the prin cipal articles of this ommercc, as it is almost tho ouly feed that is used for tho horses and cows kept in tho city. It grows all the year through, rarely attains a height of more than four feet, and is cut when the grain if hardening. Thon it is tied in bundles and bound on mules until nothing but tho nose and tail of tho animal can bo seeu, and so brought in to market. Tho hucksters and traffickers who come with the mules are as varied and curious as the wares they bring. There are Cubans and Spaniards of tho poorer cluss, Indians, Coolies and Ginjivos tho native men of the mountains. They area ragged, dirty, uncouth lot, shoeless and hatless, sometimes tramping along besido their loads, and again mounted upon the very apex of tho crowded pan niers. It may be seen at a glance, not only from their own poverty-stricken look but also from the leanness of their beasts, that they are wretchedly poor. A visit to their homes would still further emphasize this fact, as there are few poorer habitations kuown to civilized man than the palm-bark cabins of these Cuban small-farmers. But they are good-natured and apparently happy. Ou arriving at the market they are noisily busy for an hour unloading their mules and arranging their wares for sale. Or anges are poured from tho panniers into large, flat baskets, until one wonders that they could havo held so many. The baskets, holding perhaps a bushel and a half, are lifted upou the head tho fa vorito way here of carrying all burdeus aud takeu into the market. Thou there aro piueapples and plantains aud ban anas, as plentiful as apples or potatoes with ui at home; these ate all ridicu lously cheap, a dozen line oranges for a dime, a good pineapple for five cents, oi tho very best for teu, and in many bau unas as you care to c.rry for a dime. 1 he potatoes here are quite as fine ai one would see in auy Northern market. Thcia are also those other tropical fruits, sapotas, sapodillm, and some whose names 1 could not easily ascertaiu, curi ous looking, many of them with rough brown coats, all of them sweet and, to a Northern palate, somewhat insipid. Iu midwiuter there is iu thu vegetable booths everything thut we havo iu mid summer, new corn, celery, lettuce, oni ons, tomatoes, artichokes, etc., aud there are some curious looking messes, ready cooked, uf which tho odor is uuotigh for us. It goes without saying thut there is dirt every whero, for these people aro not at all cleanly, when judged from the American standpoint. The interior of the market is given up mainly to the sale ef things eatabio. Tho outer portions, fronting upon tho streets, are filled witii booths of various sorts where one may buy a thousand things of little value, uud hardly anything of real worth. One may buy poor cuudies, flowers made into gaudy bouquets, imi tation jewelry, cheap toys, brilliantly colored pictures and books with strik ingly illustrated covers, deculcomuuiu supplies this seems to bo a favorite decorative art cheap little woodeu statuettes of the saints, in fact anything and everything thai is calculated to catch the eye aud the money of the iguoraut aud unwary. There is much noise aud chattering wherever two or moro are gathered together, or where even the smallest commercial transaction is being conducted. The people, though most of them are t'resse 1 in rags, show some bit of color thut helps to euliveu tho sceuo. Did crone-, perfect wifmes iu form und feature, hobblu about selling herbs, charms and lottery tickets. Chi namen sit stolidly behind counters whereon are shown delicately carved bits of ivory uud finely worked boxes of scented woods. T.ie milk dealer is about the ouly merchant of any sort who cannot bo found iu thu market. Bui hu is just now going uloug tho slreet outside, urvitig his herd before him aud stopping at each door to draw, direct from tho ( ow, such u supply us may be wanted. Most uf 'he milk used iu the city is procured iu this way, and almost ut any hour a hurdsmuu may be seeu iu thu street drivings l.ulf dozeu covj ur .i be fore bun from houe to house. Ameri can Agriculturist. The oldest and laigest ine lic il schocl In America is thut ot the Lti'vers u oi Pennsylvania. It was Intitule I in J 703 ud ti4 ,'luJunteJ, l'J,iJ.- uit'U, I WOULDN'T, VOUNO MAN. Yon can marry a woman with plenty of gold I wouldn't if I were yon She is haughty and proud, and her lips are cold 1 wouldn't if I were yon . True love alone can the heart assuage, .- And to live one's yoars in a gilded cage Would make of life a lontr, dull page I wouldn't if 1 wore yovi. You can do all sorts of foolish things I wouldn't if I were you For a lying part no pleasure brings I wouldn't if I wore you. -r Ob, who would forfeit the depth of bliss 1 That always comes in an honest kiss 'Tween a faithful youth and a trusting miss I wouldn't if I wore you. You can cheat, and ta', and grasp, and clutch I wouldn't if t were you For wealth bring never a joy to such I wouldn't it I wore you. And better than gold is a loving fri n 1, Whose heart will a ray ot sunshine lend. You may strive, it you will, for a eolflsh end I wouldn't If I were you. You may, bBtimea, grow strangely blind I wouldn't if I were you To the debt you owe to alt mankind I wouldn't if I were you. For all who breast life's troubled wave Have a common birth an 1 a common grive; You may praise the king aud spurn the slave I wouldn't if I were you. You may be tempted to quit the truth I wouldn't if I were you That a mother's love has taught your youth I wouldn't if I were you. And the ongols will bless you whilo you sleep, And they'll kiss your honest lips and keep Sweet watch o'er your slumher soft and deep I wouldn't if I wero you. Nixon Waterman, in Chicago Tribuno. HUM 0ft OF THE DAY. A check mate The stub. A green grocer Tho one who trusts. Puck. Tho handle to our name is the thing by which pride lifts us up. It doesn't take a bit of meanness out of a rascal to polish him. Ham's Horn. In the bright lexicon of matrimony, the base ball player is not always a good catch. Puck. A woman's glory is in her hair, but it Is a good plan to tie it up when cooking. Texas Siftings. The man who never attempts to sing at any other time will break out in a picnic wagon. Atchison Globe. 'I've lost five pounds of flesh ou youl account," sighed tho butcher, as a dog ran off with a steak. Texas Siftiugs. Every man's ideal woman is one who would believe he caught whales in the river if he told her so. Atchison Globe. It was a much too sudden movj; For just before ho spoke The words that told her of his lovj The hammock broke. Judge. "There goes Blobski, tho boomerang poet." "How did he get that name!" "By his verses always coming back to him." Philadelphia Record. A contemporary lays down a number of rules of action iu caso of one's cloth ing taking fire. Ono of tlteiu is "to keep as cool as possible. Tit Bits. He "That's that ass, 11 mud erson, isn't it Ho should havo. been drowned as a puppy." She "Tnere's tituo enough yet, isn't thert?" Punch. Do uot judgo from outside appear ances. Tho football looks plump aud fair proportioned, but there is nothiug iu it but wiud. Boston Transcript. A victim o'erworkeJ Kir whom hearts should grow temljl Is the louion that's used by the lemonade vender. V usltiugtoii t-'tar. Hudson Rivors "Chicago has soma very tail buildiugs, has it not?" "C. B. Axque "Has it I You have to lie Hut on your back to seo out of towu." New York Herald. Dog Fancier "I tell you, gents, that dog o' mine is nil intelligent critter." Syunek "Possibly; but you wouldu't think it, judging Iro n tho company ho keeps." Bostou Tiauscript. A mystery on a siuru ut a South End provision store: "Beef Is very high, our prices are the same." The question i.s, tloes the sign attract or repel cus tomers? Boston Transcript. Ho "I never heard a conundrum yet that could trouble me for a moment." She (admiringly) "Can you always answer them, then?" He "Oit, no! I always give them up." Soiuervillo Juuruul. Fred "Tnere seems to be a lot more fuss made of Miss A.'s sinking than Miss K.'s, and I am sure .Miss IC. has by far tho richer voice." Jack "Oh, yes, but Miss A. has by fur the richer lather." Pick Me Up. Paterfamilias "What have you to show us the means of supporting my daughter if you wed her, Mr. Snippy?" Mr. Snippy (with obvious embarrass ment; "Er ah I could tell better if er I had seen your latest will." Chicago News-Record. Seedy Party (contemplating himself iu a pocket mirror; "Hero I am w.iriug thu boots of a bunk muuugcr, tho trousers of a lauded proprietor, a liarou's coat aud vest, uud even a count's hut, und iu spite of all that I look bko a trump." Plicguudo Blaelter. Nellie Sutuuiergirl "We've beeu en gaged over a week, George, dear! Don't you tliiuk we ought to break iti" Goorgo Indenittiid "lireak the engagement I Why, love, aro you tired of mo so soon?" "N-no; but don't you think I ouyht to give the other girls some chance ut you, teing you're ib ouly uiaa heiof"- jXUU .N'cAi,