31' kME FOREST REPUBLICAN. f NKSDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 1892. BOROUGH OFFICERS. 7m. C. R. Davis. Wmen-Patrick Joyce, W. A. Grove, ji nanus, b. , xiasiei, At 11. Dale, Morgan, tes of (Aa Peace J. F. Proper, 8. y- tfe 8. 8. Canfield. or J. W. Landers. Director G. W. Robinson, A. ) ( i. a. ivnox, j. i. orenuau, J. , T. F. Ritchey. 1ST COUNTY OFFICERS. r of Congress G. F. Kmnrts. of Senate Harry A. Hall. ly S. 8. TuWLERi t Judge Charlks IT. Notes. i Judges John H. Whitb, 0. Jam. B. Haookrtt. ry. Register 6 Recorder, Ac. Arwer. oh if R. Osgood. nersG. F. Lbdkhcr, Ja. Vbiiat EMISt. irintendentdr.0. W. Kerr. irrt.y-s-P. M. Clark. Issioners JobnN. Heath, if. veyerJ. F. Proper. ). W. Clark. .rf,7or W. W, Thomas, J. R. Flthn. SS DIRECTORY. 1TON CAMP, No. 420. P. O. , meets every Saturday eve . U. W. Hall, Proper A Doutt J. C. SCOWDEN, Pres. rDERS, R. 8. TIONESTA LODGE JVo. 36.9, T. O. of O. IT. very Tuesday evening, at 8 c, in the Lodge Room in Par 11. Confers the initiatory de Irst Tuesday night of each t degree the second Tuesday i degree the third Tuesday degree the fourth Tuesday A. W. STROUP, N. G. T ONES, Seo'y. 2'-tr- ''.ST LODGE, No. 184, A. O. U. W., -;s every rriosyeveiuiiKiu v. -. il. Proper A Doutt block. Tionesta. W. P. WALTERS. M. W. P KINS, Recorder. GEORGE STOW POST, L274, G. A. R. . , . i the nrst Wednesday in earn Odd Fellows Hall, Tionesta, Pa. , J. B. El GEORGE ! f W. R. C, m EDEN, Coinmanuer. STOW CORPS, No. W. R. C, meets nrst ana iniru T i .. ... rf .anli tnnntti. In A. V. hall, Proper A Doutt block, Tio- rf. C. C. RUMBERGER, Prea't. vNNA PROPER, Seo'y. "i D of EXAMINING SURGEONS Forest Countv. Stonocipher M. D., President! J. i row M. D.. Secretary ! J. B. Biggins Trnunirsr. The Board will meet Morrow's office, Tionesta, on the Vednesdav of each monin, at iu m. 1 CLARK, ATTUBNK X - AT-LiA w , and District Attorney, corner of Elm and Bridge Streets, vPa ent for a number of reliable Fire j Companies. DAVIS. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Tionesta, Pa, I lections made In this and adjoining I funtiea, , RITCHKY, ATTO RNE Y-AT-LA W, Tionesta, Forest County Pa, :. Bible, attorney-at-law, ifi Kepler Block, Room 0, Tionesta, V VRENCE nOUSE, Tionesta, Pa., ) eonard Airnew. Proprietor. This i is centrally located. Everything and well furalshed. Suneiior Ao- uoclatlons and strict attention given ats. Vegetables and Fruits of all i served in their season. Sample u for Commercial Agents. NTRAL HOUSE. Tionesta, Pa. o. O. Brownell. Proprietor. This is a - house, and has Just been fitted up lor accommodation of the public. A por- of the patronage ot the public is soiic- . wy. KfcST HOTEL, West Hickory, Pa., i acob Bender, Proprietor. This hotel :ut recently been comploted, is nicely shed throughout, and offers the finest most comfortable accommodations to ' and the traveling public. Rates nable. .BIGGINS, M. D., Physician, Surgeon A Druggist, TIONESTA, PA. '. MORROW, M. D., PHYSICIAN A SURGEON, of Armstrong county, having locatod mesta is prepared to attend all pro ,;ial calls promptly and at all hours. and residence two doors north of rwnoe House. Office honrs 7 to 8 A. and 11 to 12 M. , 2 to 3 and 64 to 74 P. -Sundays, 9 to 10 A. M. ; 2 to 3 and 64 i p. m. may-18-81. ;. F. T. NASON, PH YSICIAN A SURGEON, TIONESTA, PA. ice on Elm Street. Calls attended to . ;.tly day aud night. V Y, PARK A CO., BANKERS. crof Elm A Walnut Sts., Tionesta", Hank of Discount and Deposit. In- allowed on Time Deposits. Collec- .-uade on all the Principal points of .s. collections souciieu. 'L. EMERT, aNCY BOOT A SHOEMAKER, i in Reck building next to Smear i .t Co.'s store. Is prepared to do all of custom work from the finest to -trsest and guarantees his work to t &rfeot satisfaction. Prompt atten- ven to mending, and prices as rea e as first class work can be done for, GVSF MQftCK Jit. f the firm pf MORCK BRO S, P T IC IANS, 1 ilist in Errors of Refraction of the , Humiliations free of rliarure. WARKKN, PENN. . Mange, and Scratches on human i cured in 30 uiinutos by Wonl itiry Lotion. This never i'uils. uper A Doutt, DruggiHts, Tio-uov.lN-din. JAS. T. BIIENNAN, REAL ESTATE, RENTING AND COLLECTING AGENCY, TIOITESTA, PA. PARTICULAR ATTENTION OIVKN TO THE PROPER ASSESSMENT OK LANDS AND THE PAYMENT OF TAXES. ALSO TO THE PURCHASE AND SALE OF REAL ESTATE, AND TO THE RENTING AND MANAGEMENT OF THE SAME. Churrli and Pabbnth School. Presbyterian Sabbath School at 9:45 a. m. : M. E. Sabbath (School at 10:00 a. m. Preachlnit in M. E. Church every Sab bath evening by Rev. Rumberger. Preaching in the F. M. Church every Sabbath evening at the usual hour. Rev. A. J . Baser, pastor. Services in the Presbyterian Church every (Sabbath morning and evening, Kev. J. v. McAnincn omciaung. LOCAL AND MISCELLANEOUS. Oil market closed yestetday 54 J. County fairs are now io full blast, Dr. Chas. Davis was borne from Buffalo over Sunday. A cumber of Tiooeetaus will at tend the Warren fair this week. Miss Florence Ililands of Alle gheny, ii visiting Miss Efla Clark. Attorney Ritchey is adding some substantial repairs to his residence. Mr. and Mrs. Chas. F. Griffin of Balltown were with Tionesta friends last week. -D. W. Clark is iu Dwight, 111., attending the national convention of Keeley clubs. Miss Laura Kobineon of Oil City, was the guest of Miss Lizzie Randall the past week. McCuen & Simon have some thing new in the shape of an ad. this week. Read it. The Juniors played a retun game of ball with Oil City laBt Wednesday and got left 12 to 5. Mr. J. B. Blouse has completed his timbering job near Emlenton, and removed to Tionesta. Oil City complains of too many dogs in the city. Meadville ditto, and Tionesta double ditto. JuBtis Shawkey and son Wilbur went to Warren yesterday morning where they will take in tha Fair. Mr. aud Mrs. F. D. Smiley, and Mies Ellen liirtcil, ot franklin, were guests of J. E. Wenk's family last Saturday. Owing to holidays occurring at that time, Barnett's store will be closed from noon on Wednesday, Sept. 21, till Monday morning following. It, Burgess Dick Davis and Collector Joe Landers bavo the best string of black and gray squirrels to their cred it thus far 14 in one day, and five killed on one tree. The last circuit quurterly meeting for this canference year will be held in F. M. Church at this place, commenc ing i; riday evening and lasting over Sabbath. Rev. A. C. Showers will preside. Tionesta is going to put in a sys tem of water works, getting the supply from Tubbs Run. When our sister Boro gels thus improved its people will wouder how they ever got along before. Tidiovie Nevis. Broad Ax Smith, who has been conducting the camp meeting hero for the past ten days, informs us that he has bought the house and lot of Mr. Bleakley, at the upper end of town, and expects to move here before long- Corbett knocked John L. "galley west" in the 21st round and our old shoes are gone. Qlad of it. Now if some plug-ugly will knock the spots off champion Corbett we'll throw in another pair, and a batch of old sus penders to boot Mr. and Mrs. Hiebenthal and the children came up from Pittsburg Sat urday and remained over the Sabbath the guests of Mr. J. S. Hood's family. Mr. II. reports the prospects for busi ness unusually good for the coming season in his line. Charlie Wliiteman is making things hum at his Swausdown cigar factory. LaBt week be took orders for upward of 27,000. Ilis brands are taking the lead wherever tbey are introduced, in fact the "Swaoidowu" is about the on ly cigar sold hereabouts now. Patrick Joyce has fiuished his job of masonry on the bridge crossing Tionesta creek at the mouth of Blue jay iu Howe township, ihere were upward of 300 perch of stonework in the two abutments. The bridge will soou be completed, there being but oue span to put up. Pat. is now engaged on the bridge spanning Hickory creek at Eabt Hickery. The work of enlarging the vau io the rrotaonotary s otlice is now going on, aud it is expected will re quire a month or six weeks in its com pletiou. The vault will be large, and rooojy and well lighted when com pleted, and will very nicely accommo date the records for maLy years to come. While the office is thus toru up Pro thonotary Arncr is bunking with Sher iff Osgood. Oid. Brownell, who has been sol diering it at Homestead for the past two months, was home on a four days' furlough, returning to camp to-day. He don't look as though the grub agreed with him down there, aud if ordered home to-morrow wouldn't cry bit. What gave promise of being an interesliog game of ball was spoiled by the rain of last Saturday afternoon. Reno was up with a strong nine, too strong perhaps, for our boys, but as the score at the end of the third inning stood 2 to 1 for Reoo, it would doubt less have been a tight game. Dick Davis, R. L. Haslet and Alex. Fitch took in the Toronto excursion last Friday. A number of others went as far as Niagara and Buffalo, Wm. Blum stopping at the latter city to consult his pbysican, who gives him tbe comforting assurance that he will soon be hearty as ever. Our line of shoes for the fall and winter is now as complete as the ut most care in selection can make it, and we therefore ask no odds from any competition when quality, style and low prices are wanted. We have the stock that speaks for itself. Come and see. Lawrence & Smearbaugh. 2 Mrs. J. II. Hardisou shipped the family household goods Saturday and will join ber husband at Geneva, Indi ana, after a few days, visit with friends in Bradford. If there is any one in tbe borough who does not regret the removal of this family from our midst we have failed to hear of that person We haven't tried it, but are dispos ed to think that this recipe for peeling tomatoes is all right: Cover them with boiling water half a minute, then lay them in cold water till they are perfect ly cold, when the akin can be slipped off without difficulty leaving tbe to ma toes unbroken and as firm as before tbey were scalded. Prof. Armstroog, Principal of tbe borough schools, was called to bis for mer home suddenly last Saturday by a telegram announcing the death of his father. Tbe fatal termination of bis disease was not wholly unexpected! although it was not looked for so soon The deceased was aged about 65 years, and lived at Grove City, Mercer coun ty. Emanuel Deshner and James Canfield returned from the Ilardison colony, Indiana, last week, for a brief stay at home. Tbey report buisness quite active in that section, Mr. liar dison having already struck two good wells, producing about 160 barrels each perday, and one good gasser All the other Tionestans they left well. Mrs. Elizabeth Long of Newmans ville and her sister, Mrs. Jane Cald well of Corsica, accompanied by David Caldwell, a son, are visiting with Mrs. Just is Shawkey, tbe three ladies being siBters. Mr. Caldwell is prepariug to enter the ministry of the Presbyterian Church, and will complete the neces sary course ot studies in two years more. By direction of Major General Daniel Bulterfield, President Brigade Association, tbe 3d Brigade, 1st Divi sion, 6th Corps, will hold its annual reunion at the national encampment, Washington, in headquarters tent, Grand Army Place, at 10 a. ra., Sept. 21, 1892. It is desired that all survi vors of the Brigade in the city at that time will make it a point to attend this reunion. The opening of the public schools and the inevitable outlay on all bands for scboolbooks, reminds one that free text books for tbe public schools is something to be desired. The money that is wasted in the publio printing of the State by various ways would go a long way towards paying for free text books. There should be no dilly-dallying about the passage of a bill of this kind by tbe next legislature of tbe State. The Titusville Herald says of a former Tionesta lady: "Mrs. J. M. Mintz met with a fall on East Dia mond street, in front of Mr. James Browo's restaurant last evening, which it is feared has produced internal in juries. She stumbled over a gas box whioh has for a long time past stuck up above the level of tbe sidewalk about two inches. Mrs. Mintz is quite an elderly lady and tbe shock from her injuries severe." Governor Pattison has issued a proclamation recommending to all au thorities charged by law with the pro tection of the lives and health of their respective communities, the utmost promptness aud energy in placing their towns in a state of sanitary defense, and to tbe citizens of such towos that they not only yield a cheerful obed ence to the orders of such authorities, but lend their active aid in enforcing the same. The Governor is rL'lit and every municipally should be set in or der. There is danger of a spread of cholera and Io lessen that danger by a through cleaning up is tbe first duly of all. See to it. The Borough Council has acted promptly in the matter of health rfg ulations if the appointment of a com petent board of health can be constru ed to mean anything in that direction. Dr. Nason and Messrs. T. F. Ritchey and James R. Clark were selected by the Council at its last meeting as a health board, and it is believed these gentlemen will do their duty without fear or favor, and yet be actuated by a spirit of reason and justice toward all, having only the good of all as their motive io whatever tbey find necessary to do. On Monday morning the M. E. Conference at Warren, by a vote of 72 to 32, reconsiered its- previous action n regard to where the next annual meeting should be held. As a result Dubois will have the pleasure of enter taining the 58th meeting of tbe Erie Conference. Just before the appoint ments were read, on Monday morning, Bishop Taylor offered prayer, and among other things spoke of the min isters just about to be assigned to their respective fields of labor as "going, some to their appointments, and some to their disappointments." As will be seen by notice in this issue to tbe effect that a charter will be applied for incorporating the Tio nesta Water Supply Co., the matter is assuming tangible shape, and it is expected that before snow flies many of our citizens will be enjoying the luxury of water by the spigot, and the town will be enjoying greater security from fire, as well as all other conven iences which a good system of water works bring about. It is understood that work will be begun at once, sur veying the route digging ditches, &o., so mat oy tbe time tbe charter is granted a good portion of tbe work will be done. What is said in the following item from the Ridgway Democrat applies very well to Tiouesta, and we hope due heed will be given the matter : "To be awake to danger is not cowardly. To neglect proper precaution against dis ease, especially tatal epidemics, is imprudence. It is not neccessary. to be frightened, but it is possible for the cholera, to reach Ridgway. The most advanced medical science is often powerless against diseitse. In the event of cholera gaining a foothold in America no town, however remote from the sea coast, is safe from the scourge. If it does come it will come as an ag gressive scourge, aud the general sani tary condition here may be suited to a favorable attack. There are places in town that smell like a last year's rot ten mackerel that had come io juxtapo sition with decomposed liraberger cheese, and a geueral cleaning up should be instituted at once. It would be foolhardy not to institute a defence against it." Killed by the Cars. Vincent Proctor, a former resident of Tionesta, son iu-law of James Burkett was instautly killed on Sunday night last a short distance below Thompson station, by beiog struck by train 96 which passes here goiug north at 7:00 p. m. The traiu men did not see him until nearly tbe entire train bad pass ed over him, when be was found in greatly mangled condition. Just how he happened to be in the way of the engine is not definitely known, but i is supposed he was lying or sitting on the track. His remains were taken to Warren for burial. Kellettvlllc. Mr. Orion Sigyina of West Hickory was In town on Tuesday looking after hislum ber interests here and at Panther Rock, Win. Tobey has tuken the contract of making and delivering about 00 thousand square ft. of hemlock timber to Pittsburg. He has let the making of the timber to Thomas Ilolllday, a competent jobbor. Frank Gillespie moved down out of the woods Friday. Frank has several huu drod cords of bark to haul from Six-Mile to tho tannery, and he is hustling it in in fine stylo, too. School began here on Tuesday with largo attendance. juims fc.ua Ardery, who taught tho up per room here last term, haB eliargo ol the school at Newtown Mills. Chas. S. Andrews, the genial clerk atth Pionoor Store, has gone to attend college at Orovo City. Quite a considerable amount of cash ex changed hands here on tho result of late fistic combat in the Crescent City. W were told considerable betting was done aftor the battle was fought. V, A. Kribbs has his dwelling house about completed and will occupy the same shortly. Wm. Tobey has about 150,000 feet hemlock lumber r.iflcd and ready for rise iu the creek. Mr. T. purchased tho same from the Tionesta Lumber Co. Chas. Bauer of Newtown lias adwolliu about completed on one of his lots lately purchased of Win. Tobey. The house will be occupied by Oeo. Whitten as soon as finished. The gas Hue has been removed from the head of the island to a place opposite Au drews' storo, where It w ill cross the creek At the former crossing the ice did consid erable damage to tho line. While the Cias Co. is doing some all 'round repairing w would suugest that a little more gas i cold weather would strike the average con sumer as Ixiing more to his liking. Rev. Father Mel'abo of Crown, Clarion county, has been in Kt-lleltvillo several days with a view to erecting a church edi fice here. Will Walks. Wedding; Dells. On Wednesday, Sept. 7, 1892, at 11 clock a. rn , at tbe home of the bride, nd in the presence of the relatiues of both bride and gsoom, Mr. Fred. II. Dickrager, one of German Hill's bright and energetic young men, and Miss Susie, the accomplished daughter f Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Blum, of tbe same place, were joined in marriage by Rev. II. J. Reinraann of Oil City. On Friday evening following, a recep ion was tendered them. Congratula tions and good wishes came with each guest to the newly married couple, and on this occasion all enjoyed them selves to the uttermost. Amusements of all kiuds was the order of the eve ning, aud these were kept up till tbe wee small hours of the night, when all -parted for home, leaving behind their host wishes to the new made man and wife, and the assurance of having bad au enjoyable time. The happy couple were tbe recipients of very many handsome and useful presents. A Guest. The Keeley Reunion. The reunion of Keeley graduates in lionesta on batninay was about as complete and pleasureable a success as could well be wished. Early in the morning delegations from Titusville aud other portions began to arrive iu private conveyances, aud at o:uu a special train of three coaches, all com fortably filled steamed into tbe station, conveying visitors from Franklin, Oi' City,aod intermediate poiuts,nearlyJall the men beiug accompanied by their women folk. At the west end of tbe bridge a banner bad been swuug over one of the arches on which was inscrib ed "welcome," under which the large crowd passed, headed by tbe silver cornet band, and no doubt felt that they were being made doubly welcome At tbe corner of Elm and Bridge streets the members of the Bi-Cloride of Gold Club and their guests formed a line and were escorted through the town by the band, tbe procession mak ing a very formidable showing. A pleasant grove at she upper end of town had been selected and arranged with platlorra and tables where the speeches were made and tbe bonntiful lunches were spread. Ou ai rival at the grounds of the visitors an address of welcome was delivered by Hon. S. II Haslet, which was responded to by Mr Buraon, after which there was a gen eral baud shakiug and renewal of ac quaiutauce8hip. At tbe hour of 12 o'clock the patients now being treated formed the usual line, with coats off and shirt-sleeves slit, and filed past Dr. Siggins, who gaye each his "shot' as he passed, and give all au ocular demoustration of "bow the old thiug works." In a short time aftbr dinner was announced and the audience fell to devouring tbe good things spread before them, of which there was enough and to spare. After dinner there was more speech-making, a sort of experi euce meeting, as it were, in which all who wished had their say. Rain be gan to sprinkle lightly at about two o'clock, and the picnio was brought to a close, the balance of the day being spent in social converse generally, un til 6:30, when tbe special train depart ed with its load of well-pleased visit ors. Thus ended a day of recreation long to be remembered, no doubt, by those who contributed toward its plea Bures. At a meeting of the Tionesta Bl-Chlo ride of Oold Club, on Monday, Sept. 12, 1892, the following resolutions were pass ed : Resolved, That this Club tender a vote of thanks to the citizens ot Tionesta, and especially tho ladies, for their substantial and hearty support to make thoir rotinion a success. Resolved, That a voto of thanks be ten dored the press of Tionesta and neighbor ing towns for favors recoived. Resolved, That a copy of ttiese resolu tions bo enrolled on the minutes of the Club aud a copy handed the Tionosta pa pers tor publication. . , . Erie Conference Appointments. Tho Erie Conference of the M. k Church closed its labors at Warren, Mon day afternoon of this week. Among the appointments made are the following : KKANKI.IN DISTRICT. Milton Smith, Presiding Elder. Chlcora, Wm. Krantield. Clintonville, F. M. Small. East Hickory, S. B. Torrey. Eau Claire, Goo. Collier. Emlenton, J. W, Crawford. Franklin, to bo supplied. Franklin Circuit, J. E. Hillard. KarnsCity, Fredrick Fair. North Hope, C. E. McKinley. Oil City, Grace Church, R. C. Smith Trinity church, J. M. Thoburn. Parkers Landing, J. B. Nell'. lVtroira and Bruin, J. 11. Clemens. 1'Iea.santvillo, J. A, Hume. Pluiner, C, R. Thompson. Polk, It. A. Melntyre. Rouseville and Siverly, II. A. Teats. Shcrrutt and Uuocustowii, L.W. Showers Tidioutc, E. K. Creed. TioiH-sta and Nebraska, J. R. Rankin Titusville, John Lusher. West Monterey, F. D. A. Sutton. Some of the other appointments of in teicut to our readers are as follow : Rev. Kiunlierer is appointed to fata rannui, -. , Clarington, J. E. llrowu. Marieuvilie, J. II. Vance. President, K. N. Askey. Greenfield, J. P. llieks. Espeyvillu, A. O. Stone. Woiiipuiu, S. 8. linrtoii. 5EWSY XOTES. Of the eighteen prisoners in Meudville jail, nino are from Titusville. John O. Whittier, the poet, died at his home in Amesburg, N. II., last Wedncs- lay, aged 85 yerrs. Daniel Doughorty, tho silver tongued orator, died at his residence In Philadel phia on the 5th lust. Owing to the prevalence of diphtheria In Klttanuiug the opening of tho public school of that place has been positioned for short time. Insane jealousy causod Frank Garvin, newspaper artist, to murder his wife at thoir home in Allegheny, Pa. They were married on the 6th inst. Murderer in jail. A peach grower In Wanesboro, Franklin county, Pa., named Nicodemus, has 2, 000 bushels of peaches to harvest, and gets per bushel easily. An independent fortune in sight. James Brown, of company E. 10th Regt., is another of the victims of accidental death among the Guards stationed at Du quesne, being struck by a train. He was from Cooperstown, Venango county, and aged about 22 years. Senator Quay lias purchased what is known as the Matthew Stanley farm, four niles north of Coatesvlllo, Pa. The Sena tor passed his boyhood days upon this farm, being a nephew of Matthew Stanley, after whom he was named. The farm con tains 130 acres and the price paid was f 10,- 000. A peculiar disease has broken out in some parts of the state which is baffling the skill of tho doctors. It resembles ma laria, but the patient losos his hearing and lies in a soinl conscious state while under its influence, says an excbaniio. We have heard of no nlllictions ot the kind iu the vicinity. How he knows, or by what svstom of calculating he arrived at the conclusion we don't know, but the Franklin News man has figured that an average waltz takes a dancer over about three-quarters of a mile. A square dance makes him cover half a mile. A girl with a well filled program travels thus in an evening: Twelve walzos, nine miles; four other dances at half a mile apiece, two miles; grand total, eleven miles. One of tho Cloafteld conforees at the Con gressional conference last week said that in ordor to elect a Republican to Congress iu this district it was absolutely neecossn ry to gain some Democratic votes. He thought Elk county had presented a very strong candidate a loyal Republican, typical American workingman and a sol dier whose war record his children's chll dren may well be proud of -but, he added with a twinkle of humor in his eyes, there is one very serious drawback the man's name is against him. Where in all the district could you find a Democrat who would vote for Cloarwatorf Ridgway Ad vocote. A chemist of note in analyzing the best brands of cigarettes describes as follows; "There are five ingredients in evory ci garette, each one of which is calculated to destroy human life. First, there is oil of tobacco ; next, the oil in the imported pa per, which is nearly as destructive; third. the arsenic introduced to make tbe paper burn white and add a peculiar flavor; fourth, the saltpetre put in the tobacco to prevent it from moulding, and finally, the opium which is sprayed over the tobacco to give it the insidous influence which it possesses over the braiu. Can you won dor that the animal life of a young man is killed with such a diseasoT In the cigar or pipe we have but one poison nicotine but it is not inhaled. Dr. Talmago writos: "There is not one man or woman in ton thousand who can alford to do without seven or eight hours sloop. All those stories written alxiut groat men and women who slopt only three or four hours a night, make very interesting reading, but I toll you, my readers, no man or woman ever kept heal thy In body and mind for a number of years with loss than seven hours' sleep, Amoricans need more sloop than they aro getting. This lack makes them so nor vous aud the Insane asylum so populous, If you can get to bed early, then riso early, If you cannot get to bed till lute, then rise late. It may be as Christian for one man to rise at 8 as it Is for another to rise at 5, I counsel my readers to get up when they are rested." When a child is born in the world the physician is presont and gets about ten dollars for officiating at the Important event. The editor heralds the advent of the stranger and gets a cursing for making a mistake as to sex or date of arrival. After awhile the same child becomes a man ; the minister la called to perform the marriage ceremony, and the parson walks off with a ten dollar bill in bis pocket for his trouble. The editor is again called upon and chronicles this event and drawing on Ills imagination to make the bride and groom the best and most respectablo peo ple In the county. His only pay Is to be asked for a few free sample copies of his paper to send to some absont friend. Iu timo tho once baby, once happy groom but now a woll advanced man, is brough down by death. Again the physician is called in and makes his bill ; the under taker is present and officiates at the fu noral, and iu time wants one hundred dollars for the lust sad rites, where the editor is expected to complete the drama by holding up the deceased as a model goutleuian, and who at the present is sing ing tho song of the Redeemer around the throne of God lu tho New Jerusalem. The probabilities are at the same time that the baby, the groom, and the dead man, bus been so Infernally stingy that lie stinted his wife and children, and had never con trib u tod one cent to the support of his local paper. What doos the editor get Ho gets the very ou all sides for mis takes that are not his fault. Tarentum Sun. Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, fa mous for its euros of bad colds and as preventive and cure Croup, 50 cents pe isitlle. Chamberlain s pain flalm, a gen oral family liniment and especially valu able for rheumatism, sprains, burns an frost bites, 50 cents per bottle. We sell Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera, and Diarr hoea Remedy, tho most successful modi cino iu use for dysentery, diarrhoea, colic and cholera morbus, 25 and 50 cent I Hit lie. St. Patrick's Pills. They are tho best phy sic. They also regulate the liver and bow els. Try them, 25 cents per box. Chain berluiu's F.ye and Skin Ointment for tut tor, sult-rheiiui, scaldhcud, eczema, piles aud chronic sore eyes. 25 cents per box For nale by Siggins A Fones, druggists. nirtfuiNst n.uuaiNsn Do Yon Know a Wood Tiling; When Yon See Itt One Columbia Safety Bicycle, 1890 attern, 11 in. cushioo tires, in good hape, with bell, lantern, Ac, for $65 cash. List price, $125.00. One Midland Safely, 18!0 pattern, with Goiiiiulley A Jeffrey 11 inch in flated cushion tires, in good order, for $7500 cash. List price $115.00. One Ladits"'IdeBl Rambler," with cushion tires in teat wheel aod hard tire to front, in good order, has been run but short time, for $50.00. List price $78 00. One Ladies' "Giaotees," 1891 pat- tern, all ball bearings, in good shape, run about 2 weeks, just as good as new, for $48.00. List price $75.00. Any of tbe above are bargains, and parties wishing to get a Bicycle should not fuil to call and see the machine at Kemblk A Son, Tidioute, Pa. Any qnestions in regard to the ma chine gladly answered. Don't delay as such bargains will not last long. The Tionesta photograph gallery will be open only on Wednesdays un til further notice. On these days Mr. Sires will give his personal attention to the work and make the sittings himself. No better guarantee of sat isfaction could be asked. 2t The Republican and the Phila delphia Meekly Press, the largest and best weekly in tbe State, for only $1.75. Call and take advantage of this offer. For bargains iu Furniture go to S. II. Haslet A Son's cheap furniture store. tf. For sale, a good property on Vine St., suitable for residence. Ap ply to P. M. Clark. 4t A Hnfr InveMinent. Is one which is guaranteed to bring vou satisfactory results, or in case of failure a return ot purchase money, un this safe man you can nuy irom our advertised Druggist a bottle of Dr. King's New Dis covery for Consumption. It is guaran teed to bring relief in every case, when used lor any alloctlnn or Throat, Lungs or Chest, such as Consumption, Inflamma tion of Lungs, Bronchitis, Asthma, Whooping Cough, Croup, etc., etc. It Is pleasant and agrceahlo to taste, perfectly sale, and can always bo depended upon. Trial Dottles free at rroper Doutt a Drugstore HI Kit IT WINS. We desire to say to our citizens, that for venrs we Iikva linnn Mnlllmr lr. Klnir'it New Discovery for Consumption, Dr. King's New Life Pills, Hueklcn's Arnica Salve and Kloctrio Bitters, and have never handled remedies that sell as well, or that havo given such universal satisfaction. We do not hesitate to guarantee them every timo, and we stand ready to refund the purchase price, if satisfactory results do not follow their use. These remedies have won their great popularity purely on thoir merits. Proper A Doutt, Druggists, lH-( KI.KN'H AK.NIl.'A MAI.VK. The best Salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Malt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and alt Skin Eruptions, and posi tively cures Piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale bv Proper A Doutt, Drunkenness, or the Liquor Habit, rositivcly cured by administering Dr. I allies' Golden Specific, It is manufac tured as a powder, which can be given in a glass of beer, a cup of coll'ee or tea, or in food, without the knowledge of the pa tient. It is absolutely harmless, and will effect a pormaueut and speedy cure, whether the pationt is a moderate drinker or an alcoholic wreck. It has been given in thousands of cases, and in every in stance a perfect cure has followed. It never fails. Curos guaranteed. 48 page book of particulars free. Address GOL DKN SPKC1FIO CO., 185 Race St,, Cin cinnati, O. aug.IO-ly. "I would ratlior trust that medicine than any doctor I know of," says Mrs, Hattie Mason, of Chilton, Carter Co., Mo., in speaking of Chamberlain's Colic, Cho lora and Diarrhoea Remody. This medi cine can always be depondod upon, evon in the most severe and dangerous cases, both for children aud adults. 25 and 60 cent bottles for sale by Siggius A Fones, druggists. When Baby was sick, we gates hrr Ca .loria. When ahe was a Child, hit cried for C.i .inn.-t. WIm-u ihs became ftliH, she clunK l (.-t"i 4 Wben sue bad Cbililreu, she yavu lUt-ei Ci"!1. MARRIED. OTTRICKS JONKS At the camp moot ing grounds, Tionesta, Sunday after noon, Sept, 11, isti2, by Rov. Broad Axe Smith, Mr. Daniel Ottrlcks, or Redclyfte, Forest county, and Miss Blanche Jones, of Oil City, Pa. A SPLENDID OPPORTUNITY. Our combination with the Philadelphia Weekly VVc.-i.s affords au opMrtunilv for obtaining au immense amount of reading at a very trilling cost, lly this arrange ment we are enabled to furnish both the itKi'i hi.ican and the Weekly 7'-cs at the very low price of fl.75. Any person sending us tills amount will rereive the two papers for one year, an advance of only 25 cents over the price of the Rkitb 1.1 an alone. Old subscribers who pay up all arrearages and fl.75 iu advance can have the advantage of this splendid offer. Tho Weekly Pre Is tho very best weekly family In tho country, containing 10 pages weekly of the choicest General News, Household ami Agricultural reading, Strong Kditorials Young People's De partment, a good Continued .story, in short everything that goes to make the most desirable family reading mutter. With these two papers iu your family you will be sure of the best service in each deiiailiiieut. The Kki'I'hi.ican is the oiliest anil best of the colli:! y papers, sup plies you weekly witli all llie home news of interest, such as mi city weekly cas possibly give, and the Weekly Prrna pro vides you Willi all the world wide news and a mass of general reading sucli as no local paper can Msilily furnish. Ily taking advantage of our combined otter you get the lsst of each class of reading iu its proper place ami at a pri'ti so rea sonable that you cannot alioid to deprive voursclf and family of the boiiclit of It. No such oiler has ever been made by any responsible paper iu tho county. Sub scribe now.