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REP Mortality is grantor among tho Alas kans than among auy other citizens of the United States. In the expenditure of money for edu cational purposes diroct from tho Trea sury Koutucky is the third Stato in tho ftdon. Free baths are advocated in St. Louis as a means of preventing the loss of about forty boys who are annually drowned in the Mississippi at that point. Ia his speech at Omaha, Nub., tho other day, General Armstrong said that no doad American has a riht to lie un der a gravestone costing $150,000 whilo a live American woman is starving in a garret. Tho present Mayor of Iluulvn, Spain, where Columbus first met Queen Isabella, is of the same name and lineal descend ant ot tho man who. was Mayor of the place when Columbus sailed to discover tho' New World. Now Yorkers have formed a society, with branches in Philadelphia and other American citios, for the suppression of the "intolerable annoyance created by the frequent noisy clanging of inhar monious church bolls." It is estimated by a statistician in the American Farmer that this country loses over $700,000,000 a year by adulterated food. This is more of a burden upon it than several of tho great European ar mies aro upon their countries. It is said just beforo his last campaign Gladstone hardeucd himself for exposure bareheaded at outdoor public meeting by habitually sitting a wludow from which. strong draft, la a heroic duvico fo i( would be likoly tf 'as coming. This a strong man, but play havoo with a weakling. The telephone- isstill, to a vary lar"o extent, an American institution. Eveu ia England it is Mt slightly appreciated, and neither in FrAiico nor Gernuuy has it yet obtained ally thing like a financial or commercial foot hold. There are far less telephones I in use in London and Paris combined than there are in St. NLouis. i Che election of a woman Attorney- QeucrataTnmong the possibilities for tho State ci, Montana, ' where Ella L. Knowlcsl the ouly womau lawyer in the Blale, hasYiceu nominated by the Peoplo's party, rlwas through the influence of Miss Knavf.es that the bill was p issed to admit womcu to practice law tu the State, aud was herself tho first can didate for admission under tho now law. Uer practice is laj go uud lucrative. Stato Geologist Smock, of New Jer sey, has gone to Holland to study tho dyke system of that country and to se cure other information that may ba util ized in solving the problem as to how to save the New Jersey seashore coast. The ocean's inroads in tho coast from Sandy Hook southward to Cape May are many and growing deeper yearly. In some places indentations of a mile or more havo been officially noted. The United States Geodotb au l Coast Survey is to take the matter up this fall. London Public Opinion notes that the centenary of the discovery of coal gas has just passed. Ouu hundred years ago William Murdock, a Coruish miner, studying the coal which he handled daily, filled nn iron kettle with it and set it on the fire, connecting au iron pipe with the nozzle; wlien the gas be gan to flow from the pipe i ho applied a light, and the first gas hgnt spraug into existence. Wide as his useful invention bas spread, and great as tho blessings that have resulted from It, how many peoplo ever heard the name of William Murdock t To the Loudon Laucet is due the sug gestion that prizes should bo ottered for the best cup of tea or colleu as mi.eh a. for the best show of fruit and flowers. Here is an idea fpr county fairs, cocking school competitions and mission work. There is scarcely a hamlet in Switzerland, Frauce, Austria or Italy where one can not find a good cup of coffee. In this country it is as raro as in England. Yet there is nothing simpler or easier to make. Perfect cotlcu can be mado with an old oyster cau uud a clean rag or a born of druggist's filter paper. It should be unnecessary to plead such a reason, but the uerve-sustuiuiug power of black coffee, particularly for peoplo who lead sedentary lives, should make it at least as accessible as bars aud soda fouutaius. Ia fact, as the Laucet says, in urging its use: "To tuauy of the daily increasing number of total abstuiners a cup of really good coffee is perhaps more wholesome, as well as more palatable, than a too froe use of aerated waters; while many who are moderate drinkers would prefer coffee in the middle ot the day, or at auy otbnr times when on duty," "IF I VVtRB FAIR." "Then she looked into her mirror." If 1 had little hands, and slender feet; If to my cheeks the color rich and sweet Come at a word, and faded at a frown; If I had clinging curls of burnish'd brown; If I had dreamy eyes aglow with smiles. And graceful limbs, and pretty girlish wiles If I were fair, Lova would not turn aside; Life's paths, so nai row, would be broad and wide, If I were filrl If 1 were fair, Perhaps like other maidens I might hold A true heart's store of tried and tested gold. Love waita on Beauty, though sweet Love alone, It seems to me, for aught might well atone. But Beauty's charm is Btrong, and Love obeys The mystic witchery of her shy ways. If I were fair, my years would seem so few; Life would unfold sweet pictures to my view, If I were fair! If I were fair Perhaps the baby, with a scream of joy, To clasp my neck would throw away its toy And hide its dimples in my shining hair, Bewildered by the mass of glory there! But now oh, shadow of a young girl's face, Uncolored lips that Pain's cold fingers trace. You will not blame the child whose wee hands close, Not on the blighted bud, but on the rose Bo rich and fair. If I were fair, Ob, just a little fair, with some soft touch About my face to glorify it much ! It no one shunned my presence or my kiss My heart would almost break beneath its bliss. 'Tis said each pilgrim shall attain his goal And perfect light shall flood each blinded soul When day's flush merges into sunset's bars And night is here. And then beyond the stars I shall be fair! E litb Rutter, iv London Spectator. JIM JENKINS HIS STORY. A SKETCH PROM LIFE IS TUB MOUNTAINS OF KENTUCKY. HE moon wuz shin in' away off up yan- dcr in the blue front yard uv Heaven cz oft an ycller cz a ripe custard pic; tho apple blossoms wuz pink an' white on the' trees, fillin' the air with the smell uv angels; me ana Mamny wuz tettin' out on tho porch steps; the old folks wuz gone to bed, an' I reckon I'd been holdiu' onto her han' fer up'arda uv sever 1 minutes, tickled 'most to death 'cause sho didn't snatch it away. "Mai vinyl" says I, purty nigh in a whisper. "Yes, Jimt" says she, hltchin' up an inch or two. "Ain't thor somo follor you kinder like a littlo bctter'n some other fellers?" 'No, Jim," says she, an' I sorter felt my gizzard drap about two feet an' a half. "Nary one?" says I. "Yes, Jim," says she, "one." That hoped me a good deal ; that an' the way she said it. "Malviuy," say I, takin' a new holt onto her hau', "ef I'd throw .a rock, about now, could I hit the feller you like the best!" "No, Jim," says she, au' down went that durn gizzard ov mine ag'in. "Why couldn't I, Malviuy t" say I, fisbiu' 'round fer a hint. "'Cause, Jim," say the, an her ban' glvo a twitch. 'Cause what!" iays I. "Jis 'cause," say she, an' she jerked her baa' outer mine an' slid over to'rda the rail in'. "Do you reckon I could hit hi in with a club!" says I, pickiu' up a bit. "I reckon," says sho. "Could you, Malvinyt" says I. "Yes, I could," says sho, kinder quick an' uarvous, au' thou a heap softer, "but I wouldn't." "Why wouldu't yout" says I, aggin' her on. "I wouldn't Lit a dog with a club,'.' says sho. "I ain't no dog," says I, brcakln' out in the wroug place. "Who said you wuzz!" says she, mighty provokin'. "You did," say I. "I didn't," say she. "Well, you come mighty nigh it," say I. "I wazn't talkin' about you, at all," say she, sulkiu'. "Who wuz you talkin' about, then," says I, gittiu' ugly myself. "That for me to kuow, au' you to find out," says she, ez sassy az a gal with seven beau. I seen I wuz gittiu' on ticklish ground, an' I begun backin' off. ' "What's the use ov us quarrelin', Malviny?" say I, mighty forgivin', an' tryiu' to git holt on her hand agin. "I ain't quarrelin'," says she. "But I kuz tryin' to," says I, mcetin' her ruore'u half way, an' she sorter let her ban siip over to'rda mine, that wuz reachin' 'round in tho shadders. I wuz feehn' purty shore now, an' gcttiu' a cliuch outo her hau', I say : "Malviuy," say I, "I think heap uv you." "Jis' keep ou thiukiu' that away, Jim," says she. "Fer how long?" says I. 'That depeu's," says she. "Depen' on what?" says I. "How do I kuow I" says she, sorter peerish. "You women air tho beateu'eat ciit terssays I, drappiu' her hau'. "I aiu't," aays she, Darin up. "You air all growed on the same tern says I, flarin' up, tui "Well, I don't keer," lay sho ez pesky ez a stubborn calf, Hum whut JUL I am, an' I can't bo no more'n I am, kin I?" "How do I know?" says I, comin' back at hor on hor own tracks, au' a dab uv a clond came acrost the face uv the moon an' the witid blowcd the smell uv tho apple blossoms t'other way. I wuzn't makiti' no headway at all, an' I sat thar without sayin' a word tell that cloud wcut by an' tho moon showed bright agin. Malviny wuzn't sayin' a word nuther. "Malviny 1" says I, otter a bit, but she wouldn't answer. "Malviny," says I, beggin'; "I'll take that back. They ain't no nicor gal than you in the whola country." "That' what Sam said last night," says she, colder'n shade in Feb'ury. "Sam who?" says I, chokin' up. "Sam Higloy," says she, smirkin. "You didn't think it was Sam White, did you?" "Wuz ho hero last night, too?" says I, swaggin' downtell my hopes wuz most drnggin' the ground. "No, he wuzn't," said sho, provok iner than ever, "but ho was tho night aforo." I couldn't stau' it no longer, an' I jumped up offou the steps and begun stoiiipm' round liko a man with the toothache. "When you git tired, Mr. Jenkins," says sho, politer'n a basket uv chips, "you may set down." "When I git tired," says I, madder'n a wet hon, "I'll go home." "What fer?" ays sho. "Ferever," says I. "That's a powerful long time, ain't it, Jim?" says she, sofenin' somo. " 'Tain't no longor'n you'ro keopin' mo in misery," says I, settin' down agin. "How'm I keepin' you in misery?" says she, ez iunerccut ez a turtlo dove. "You know, well enough, says I. "I don't," says she. "Yos, you do, too," says I, fightin' her off, fer I secu sho wuz comin 'round. "Well, you aggcrvated me to it," says she, kinder excusin' herself. "I didn't mean to," says I, fcelin' some better. "Didn't you?" says she. "No, I didn't',' say I. "Shore, Jim?" says sho. "Shore'n shootin', Malviny," says I, an' with that sho edgod over some an put her hand in mine ag'in. Sho didn't say nothin', au' I didn't say notliiu', an' we didn't do nothin'. ouly jis' sot thar, holdiu' hau's, ez ef that waz all tlier waz in tho world to do, anyhow, while tho moon waz shinin' soft and tho apple blossoms waz sinelUa swecter'n, sweeter, every minute. "Malvy," says I, in comin' back to tho startin' p'int attor while, "s'posin' a man waz to kiss you? "S'posiu' what?" say she, lookiu' fierce. "S'posin' a man waz to kiss you!" says I. "What man?" says she, curious, like women is. "Me?" say I, boldor'n a bantam. "Ycu?" says she, juinpiu', but not gcttiu' loose. "Yes, mei" says I holdin' on tight. "Well, s'posin'," says she, seein'I had her. "Then what?" says I, all the timo pulliu' her over a lectio clos'tor to me, au' she comin', cz if it wuz unbeknownst to her what I wuz doin'. 'How do I know, Jim?" says sho chirpin' liko a bird. " Would you keer very much, Mal viny?" says I, chaugin' hau's an' sorter slippin' t'other one 'round her waist, 'an her not tryin' to git away, nuther. "How keer?" says she. "Keer ef I did?" says I. "S'posin' I keered ef you didn't, Jim?" says she, turuiu' her head away an' chuckin' her chin tight down agin her purty white neck. "Oh, Malviny," says I, with all tho soul I ever hope to git salvation for in them two words, au' I grabbed ber to mo with both hau's, an' sho lifted her face tell the moon shuu right down ou it au' put a gold crown on her hair, an' the stars laughed iu her eyes, au' tho sweet uv tho pink au' white apple blooms blowed 'round her, au' I bent down uu' tetched my lips to her'n, an' I felt ez cf I had kissed tho jasper gates uv Paradise au' wuz wadiu' knee deep in glory through tho medders uv the Promised Land. "Malviny?" say I, otter my feclin'g had settled some. "Yes, Jim," says sho, nestlin' her head ug'iu my chist, an' mo with both arms 'round her, holdiu' ou's cf she might git away ef I didn't. "S'posiu' I'd hint somcthiu' about gittiu' married?" says I. "Who gittiu' married?" says sho. "Me." says I. "Who to?" says sho pulliu' off. "You," says I, ketchiu' a new hold of her. "Don't do that ag'in, Jim," says sho. snookiu' up clos'ter tu' ketchiu' her breath. "Do what?" says I. "Skcor mo," says sho, kinder shivery liko. "What skecred you, Malviuy?" says I, fairly huukcriii' to haul tho daylights outen anything that ud skeer the gal, an wautiu' tho wurst way to ait her to havo me, but a feared to do it. "You did," says she. "Howl" says I. "Axin sicU fool quostious," says she. "Aiu't you never yoiu' to git mar ried I" says I, swallerin' hard. "Dou't look ez ef I wuz, does it?" bays sho, laughin'. "How do I kuow!" uys I. "You ought to kuowi" says she, pes teriu' mo like everything. "How?" says I. "Guess," isays she, laughin' that sweet, low, littlo, gurgliu' laugh uv hern ag'in. "I can't," says I. She looked up at mo outen tho corner uv her eyes, cuter' n a kitteu, au' the summer eveutu' breeze spread a smell uv apple bluosouiJt all over them porch steps, an' a honey tncklo foil off the vine an' hit me in the face. "Malviny," says I, all of a sudden 'lettin' go my holts an' staudin' up straight cz a bean polo, "of the plumb, biggest, doggone fool in Hick'ry County wuz to nst you to be hi wife, what 'up you say?" She was settin' down, but when I stopped talkin', she got up au' comin' over to me, she put both her han's onto my shoulders, au',lookin' mo cz straight in the eyes cz ef I wuz tho Jedgmcnt Days, she says : "Joems Jinkins," says she, ez slow ez m'lasses in Jinuary, "I'd ay 'yes, sir,' an' make a sonsiblo man outen him." "Malviny," says I, resumin my fust holts, "you've done it right new." That wuz forty year ago, an' I reckon Malviny must have mado a mistake, fer somehow the moon ain't no older'n it wuz, nor tho stars no dimmer, an' the apple blossoms air jist as sweet as they wuz that summer night, an' Malviny an' me an' June seems to be movin' along with our arms arouud each other, an' I'm jist big enough fool to wantor die when Malviua an' Juno docs, an' go with 'em over yauder. Will J. Lamp ton, in Detroit Free Press. Tho Paper Age. The world has seen it iron ago and its brar.cn age, but this is the age of pa per. We are making so many things of paper that it will soon be true that with out papor there is nothing made. We live in paper houses, wear papor cloth ing, aud sit on paper cushions in paper cars rolling on paper wheels. If we lived in Bergen, Norway, wo could go ou Sundays to a papor church. We do a paper business over paper counters, buying paper goods, paying for thorn with paper money, and deal in paper stocks on paper margins. We row races iu paper boats for paper prizes. As the ago dovolops tho coming man will be come more deeply enmeshed in tho pa per net. He will awake in the morning aud creep from under the paper clothing of his paper bed, aud put on his paper dressing gown and his papor slippers. Ho will walk over paper carpets, down paper stairs, and seating himself in a pa per chair, will read the paper news in the morning paper. A paper bell will call him to his breakfast, cooked in a paper oven, served on paper dishes, laid on a paper cover on a paper tablo. Ho will wipe his lips on a paper napkin, and having put on hi paper shoes, paper hat and paper coat, and then taking his paper stick (he has the choice of two descriptions already) he will walk on a paper pavement or ride in a paper car ciago to hi paper office. He will or ganize paper enterprises and make paper profits. He will sail tho ocean on paper steamships and navigate tho air in paper ballonns. He will smoke a paper cigar or paper tobacco in a paper pipo, lighted with a paper match. He will write with a paper pencil, whittle papor sticks with a papor knife, go fishing with a paper fishing-rod, a paper line and a paper hook, and put his catoh in a paper bas ket. He will go shooting with a paper guu, loaded with paper cartridges, and will defend his country in paper forts, with paper cannon and paper bombs. Having lived his paper life and achieved a paper famo and papor wealth, he will retire to paper leisure and die in paper peace. There will be a paper funeral, at which the mourners, dressed in paper, will wipe their eyes with papor handker chiefs, aud tho preacher will preach in a paper pulpit. Ho will lio in a paper coffin, he will be wrapped in a paper shroud, his name will bo engraved on a paper plate, aud a paper hearse, adorned with paper plumes, will carry him to' a paper-lined grave, over which will bo raised a paper monument. Paper Re cord. Discipline of Chinese Troops. An English journal describes the man- osuvering of Chinese troops at a review that was held at Nanking last month in the presence of the Viceroy and a great throng of spectators. The drill was en tirely on European linos, except that at ccrtaiu points during the movement the bearers ot nags leaped out before the main body of troops, uttering terrillo yells aud brandishing long flagstaff liko spears, concluding by refolding their llags around the stalls by a dexterous movement and leaping backward into the ranks. The drilling was conducted first by companies and thon by regi ments, tho various bodies being after ward reformed and put through various movements together. Iu the opinion of one observer, the men did not keep very evenly in line, but he saw no soldier losing his place either in quick marching or the rapid forming of squares and col umns. The bayonet exerciso was also gono through smartly, aud the tiring was well up to the average. The men used their old muzzle-loading muskets. New Orlcuus Picayune. Advantage of Double Windows. Double windows that is, window with double glass are au advuutage in cither winter or summer. In the winter season they pay for themselves in a mouth or two by the diminution of coal bills, since with their assistance not more than half the coal which is usually needed is required to warm a dwelling. They are just as great an advantage iu the summer seasou, for not ouly do 'they shut out the dust, but by keeping them closed during tho day tiie temperature of a room may lie kept live or ten degrees below that of the air outside. New York Journal. A Curiosity of Digestion. As a rule, people digest most easily what they like best. Thero is a dyspep tic iu this towu who suffers the agonies of death if he eats a piece of white bread or drinks a cup of tea, aud yet he will eat a large piece of fat pork and a plate of baked beaus swimiuiug iu grease, without experiencing the slightest annoy ance. He suys he likes pork aud beaus, aud nobody cau doubt it after seeing him eat tliem, aud he unquestionably fur nishes au illustration of the maxim that dyspepsia is an unaccountable malady. St, Louis Globe-Democrat. CAPflVE BALLOONS IN WAR OBSERVATION CARS USED TO GET A VIEW OF THE ENEMY. V? How tho Reliomo Worked In the Kraiico-PrnsHlan. War McClot lan'a llnllnon. THE alarm which prevails in Hussion army circles over the German balloons that havo crossed tho frontier in mid-air to study tho fortifications of tho great czardom along its botder-lino from a strategic standpoint is but a repetition of tho surprise with which tho captive balloon was bailed during tho war of seventy. The Franco Prussian war and tho siego of I'aris have amply demonstrated the utility of tho balloon for tho purpose of investigation nud communication, which without it would have been impossible. During that siogo of five months, lasting from the 23d of September to the 28th of January, not ltss than sixty-fivo balloons with a crow ot 155 men, 363 carricr-plgoons and a tonnage of 20,000 pounds of mail matter, consisting of letters, dispatches and newspapers, wore sent from Paris to tho provinces. Tho carrior-piceous wore used for carrying oack new from tho provinces to the locked-in capital. That tho plan workod successfully is proven by the fact that fifty-seven carrier-pigeons returned with more than 100,000 dispatches. When it is borne in mind that this modo of com munication was the only one left to a metropolis numbering its populace by the million this modest result assumes enormous importance, and tho futuro besiegemcnt of largo centres will un doubtedly bring a repetition and im provemcut of this method. During tho last century tho French military engineer employed captive balloons, which wcro held with ropes by tho privates of his corps. From the car attached to tho balloon observations could be mado of tho territory, the battlefield, or the fortress occupied, and a correct idea could thus be formed of tho position and movements of the enemy and tho fortifications erected by them. As early as 171)3 and 1791 balloon ascensions were made for this purpose during tho sieges of Valen ciennes, Maubcugo and Charlcroi, and the battle of Fleurus. General McClel lan wo unusually fortunate ia the employment of his balloon Juno 1, 1802, during the battle of Richmond. His headquarters woro connected by tele graph with tho observation car of the balloon and ho directed tho battle according to the flashes of intelligouco received from there. These and many other example', dem onstrating the superior advantage of a bird's-eye view of tho situation, assume still greater range when tho trajectory power of our present firearms is consid ered, together with tho introduction of smokeless powder. The battlefields must of noccssity expand, tho fighting distance become greater, aud that side which discovers the enemy first will have many points of ndvantago, enabling it to a certain degree to shapo aud outline the developments of tho contest. A brief lookout from the car of a balloon 1000 to 1600 feet iu tho air reveals more plainly tho position of tho enemy to tho eyo of tho strategists than all tho infor mation that cau be gathered from re connoitering parties, outposts aud spies. It is a couuected picturo that is thus presented of all that would otherwiso havo to bo gradually uuitcd into a whole from news and reports as they come. What can be seen from an observation car is a complete chart, not one com posed of isolated fragments, no matter how correct they may be. These facts, bearing so closely upon the tactics ot future wars, have resulted in an increased utility of tho-captive bal loon, the first essential of which is that it shall bo ready for servico at short no tice. Napoleou I. abolished Coutelle's corps of aeronauts only because they were unable to keep up with his army. The military corps of aeronauts at Chaluis-Meudou, iu charge of lteuard, succeeded at last iu constructing au aero naut's park, tho special arrangement of which is kept as secret us that of the English uud German parks of this class. Gubriel You, one of the most noted Parisian eugiueers, who assisted iu the building of the gigantic captive balloons exhibited at the world's fair of Paris aud London has constructed his aeronaut parks after the lteuard model uud sup plied with them Italy, ltussiu, Chin i aud other couutrics. Two opposing elements govern the construction ot a military balloon, aud to harmonize them great care and judg ment is required. One is absoluto safety for the lives of tho aeronauts; the other utmost lightness iu weight of the balloon und its outfit. . Tho first demands a con struction insuring durability aud safoty; thotccoud of minimum weight. To ef fect a compromise between the two ouly the best material can be used, uud care ful calculation aud many tests are neces sary to achieve the deiired result. The weight carried by the gas is by no means small, for Yon's Italian balloon weighed, with passengers, etc., complete, a little over 1000 pounds. Chicago Timoj. Licorice. The stick licorice imported from Eu rope is rarely pure. Most of it comes from Spain, where it is adulterated toau almost incredible degree. Tho chief adulterant is a commou aud cheap gum obtained from au acacia, which grows iu great abundance in Morocco uud aloug the west coast of the Sahara aud is culled liurbara gum. Hut this is not the only substance used, for starch, tlour aud eveu sand ure employed iu such quanti ties that some of tho cheap grades of licorice huve only one half their weight composed of the material they purport to coutuiu. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. The largest of dirties is cud to bo tho species kuowu as tho loggctud, which rmw to the enormous wciilit of 1800 SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL. The mean height of land above tho sea level is 2250 feet. Au incandescent lamp without a fila ment is tho next electrical improvement we are promisod. Mutton is more nutritious and digesti ble than beef, although somo physicians hold that broth mado from beef is more nutritive than that from mutton. Electricity as an aid to gun-making Is, it is said, in successful use at tho gun factory of St. Eticnuc, Franco. Tho particular use to which it is there put is in the tempering of springs. A scheme, propounded by M. Ilngo sino, which provides for tho construction of a steel pipo litio from tho Caspian Sea, through Persia, to the Persian Gulf, for the conveyance of kerosene, is attracting attention in Baku oil quarters. The total average efficiency of tho Frankfort Lauffuu plant which trans mitted 150 horse-power of olectrical energy a distance of 109 miles is staled in the official reports, just published, to havo been about seventy-live per cent. At three of tho largo London railway ctations Charing Cross, Cannon street and Loudon Bridge as many as 32,969 movements for signal nod point levers have to be made every tweuty-four hours, quite apart from the telegraphic opera tions. Two Indian gentlemen havo invented an anti-collision apparatus. It is worked by electricity, tho principle being that when ono train gets ou the sumo pair of metals an another train within a ccrtaiu distance tho current so acts as to . briug them to a strudstill. Tweuty-two acres of laud aro nseded to sustain a man on flush meat, while tho same amount of laud under wheat feeds forty-two peoplo; uuder oats, forty eight peoplo; uuder potatoes, Indiau corn oud rice, 176 people, and under tho plantain or bread fruit tree, 6000 people. Globus nuuounccs tho formation of a new islet in tho Caspian, near Baku, by upheaval. It lies three and a half miles from shore, uud measures 175 feet by 100 feot, rising about twenty feet above tho water. Its surfaco is irregular aud composed of blackish gray and yellow hardened mud. Considerable astonishment was re cently excited iu a zono of Sweden aud Russia, comprising tho towns of Stock holm, Elisuvetgrod, Piusk, Kovuo and St. Petersburg, by tho appearance iu tho air and tho eventual deposit on the ground of largo clouds of a powder of peculiar appearance. A French paper is authority for tho statement that a Parisian lauudrymau has discovered a way of cleansing tine linen without usiug soap or other chemi cals. Iustoad of those, ho ru'n boiled potatoes upon tho goods, making, it is claimed, much-soiled liueu, silk uud cot ton whiter aud purer than when washod iu the usual way. The truth of the statement may be easily tested iu auy lauudry. A Uuiquo Exhibition. Tho Soldiers' Company of London have boon exhibiting iu their hall an ex tremely interesting collection of all kinds of saddles and bridles iu use from the earliest times to the present day. From tho Tower of Loudon came a knight's tilting saddlo of wood, covered with leather, with an arrangement not uulike stocks, into which tho knight's lugs wcro thrust, so that he might not topple over when his horse wheeled about suddenly, or a spear point struck with full force against his armor-plated ribs. Of Cava lier and Cromwellian saddles thero were several examples. Sir Henry Halford contributed tho volvet saddles used by Prince Rupert aud Charles I. at tho bat tlo of Nasuby, and Colonel Souicrville tbo uecouutreuicnts of a war-horse which once belonged to Oliver Cromwell. Tho trappings in which Sir Edward Seymour rodu when he met the Prince of Oruuge on tho shores of Turlmy aud tho Duko of .Monmouth's gorgeous saddle were near by. Close beside them was tho fa vorite saddle of the 'anions jockey Fred Archer. Tho Queeu sunt a marvellous collection of Oriental saddles, ami trap pings, including those of Tippo Suhib. Tho Empress Eugenie lent, among other relics of the Napoleonic dynasty, u velvet suddio ami trappings said to havo been used by Napoleou 1. in his last cam paign. Near them lay the squarc-cautled Slddlo of old Blucher, "Marshal Vor wurtz." Thero were also many raro specimens from private collections, in cluding those of Lord Kosobury, tho Duke of Portland, the Duke of Somerset and others of equal celebrity, whilo the War Office lent specimens of military saddlery from Cout uenLal Powers. Modern cavalry saddles, with latest equipments, were well represented. Boston Transcript. Fat Tailed Sliccp. Somo interest has been evoked by tho anuouueed arrival of u (lock of sixteen of tho fut-tailed sheep of Persia for our Agricultural Department at Washington. It has been thought that in our wide rauge of territory there might be found a place for these curious but uot very valuable sheep, of which there is uot much knowu by tho public, except among experts, of these animals, uud some mistaken impressions are existing in regard to the enterprise. Sheep gen erally havo a natural facility for laying fat ou various parts of the body. Somo gather it ou their ribs, others ou their viscera and others ou the tail. This habit is natural to some kinds of the ox tribe, und other animals, as tho beaver, which Las an exceedingly large and fut tail. One lace of sheep found in Asia Minor, southern Asia, easleru Europe, Arabia uud iu Africa, have this fat tail enormously developed. When kept iu housed und highly fed, the tail, fastened to a little curt for protection, reaches tho weight cf forty pounds. The fat of it is used iu place of butter. .Vmeric iu Duirymau. BUMMER, Oh, sweet and strange what time gray morn ing steals Over the misty flats, and gently xtirs Bee-laden limes and ienilulous aboles. To brush the dew -bespangled gossamers From meadow grasses and beneath black firs. In limpid streamlets or translucent lakes To bathe amid dim heron-haunteJ brakes! Oh, sweet aud sumptunus at height of noon Languid to lie on pcented summer lawns. Fanned by faint breezes ot the breathless June; To watch the timorous and trooping fawns. Dappled lke tenderest clouds !n early dawns. Forth from their ferny covert glide to drink And cool lithe limbs beside tho river's brink! Oh, strango and sad, ore daylight disap pears, To hear tbo croaking ot the homeward wain. Drawn by its voke of tardy -pacing steers, 'Neath honeysuckle hedge and tangled lane; To breathe faint scent of roses on the wane By cottago doors, and watch tho mellowing sky Fade iuto saffron hues insensibly I HUMOR OF THE DAY. A tailor's goose Tho dudo. Cuts a queer figure Tho Chinese idol carver. Tho way to nail a lie is to pin the man down to facts. Uuion Couuty Staudard. A man is called a continued liar when nothing that ho says is coullriuod. Bos ton Transcript. Did any ouo ever sec a woman who could look intelligent while talking to a baby? Atchison Globe. Don't speak lightly of tho graduate: ho knows a great deal that you have for gotten. Elmiru Gazette. The badge of tho delegate shows you who he is for, but it does not show you what he is after. Dallas News. It is altogether useless to try to talk politics to the man w ho was married ouly u week ago. Souicrville Journal. Friend "My, yon grind out jokes pretty fast." Humorist "Fasti You ought to seo thorn come back." Y'ankoo Blade. After a woman passes a certain ago sho would just as soou get married ou Friday ai ou auv oihur day. Atcuisou Globe. Farmer (to tatterod trump) "Why don'tyou work for a liviug?" Tramp "Because I havo a dread of dying rich." New Y'ork Journal. Pationt (who has been iu railroad col lision, feebly) "Doctor, cau 1 recover'" Doctor "What?" Patient "Damages, of courso." Yankee Blade. Thero nro iu somo soils 43,560,000 mosquito larval to an acre. It is always safe to couut a mosquito's eggs before they nro hutched. New Y'ork Herald. When Johnny broke his rocking-horse In angry words his mother tipoke; But Johuny's argument had force: "What good's u horse unless it's broke?' Judge. Tomly "Does tho High and Low R. R. pay, do you tliiuk?" Datily "Oil, yos. 1 uudurstaud that the conductors on that road aro amassing fortunes." Y'aukee Blade. Cobwigger "I haven't nuy chaugo this morning; just chalk it up." Milk man "That's too much to ask. I can't afford to waste my chalk that way." Boston Transcript. Billy the Beuu "Anything new in en gagement rings?' Jeweler "Yos: our new 'Seaside' plated goods ure cheap and are warranted to outwear auy summer resort engagement." Jewelers' Weekly. Clara "How well you looked ou tho street yesterday." .Maud (immensely flattered) "Do you really think so? I nm awfully glad." Clara "Yes, you had ou such a becouiiug veil." Cloak Review. Mrs. Van Cruger "It strikes mo, my dear, that llirting has become almost a science. It reminds mo much of chess." Edith Theodora "Yes, muuiiua, that's so. You can't get along without tho men. you know." Boston Budget. Employer "We want a man who Is willing to work and knows tho city." Haggles the Tramp (sotto voce) "Well, I guess I ought to fill tho bill. I kuow the city liko a book, and I'vebeeu work ing it for tho past two weeks." Yaukeu Blade. Magistrate "You aro charged, sir, with hitting the prosecuting wituess, McKuddcu, with a brick. Guilty or uot guiltyt" Grogau "Please, yer uuuer, 'twor a very soft brick. Misther McFud dan is a Irieud of mine." Indianapolis Journal. Scrvunt (delivering mossage)- -"Mr. Tripled scuds his compliments to Mr. tiazzam, with the request thut he shoot his dog, which is u niisaucu in tho neighborhood." Ga.zaui "Give Mr. Gazzam's compliments to Mr. Triplett, aud ask him to kindly poison his daughter or buru up her piano." Harper's Bazar. Three kinds or Llghtuliiy. According to Arago, the celebrated Freuch physicist, there ud three kinds of lightning, which ho names lightning of tho first, second uud third classes. Lightning of the first class is known us fork lightning. That of the second class us sheet lightning, which has uo delinito form, but seems to bo a greut untss of light. It luo not the intensity of lightning of the first class. When it occurs behind u cloud, it lights up its outline only. Occasionally it illu iiinatus the entire body of clouds, aud appears vo come ioriu irom tlio very heart ol it. Sheet lightning is very much more fre quent than forked lightning. Lightuin.r of tho third kind is called ball lighu uing. Ball lightning lasts lor several seconds, uud, iu this respect, differ widely from lightning of the tirt and Second classes, w hich are, iu the ttrirtest sense, uioiueutury. Detroit Free l'io. n n - - . pouudi. Thee arc louud iu the sea, '