1 N THE FOREST REPUBLICAN It pmbUtheJ every Wditd7, kf J. E. WENK. Offlo In Bmsaxban(h A Co.' Building SUM BTIUUT, TIONXSTA, T. RAT5S OF ADVERTISING One Square, one iticrb, one inwtlon.,$ 1 On One Hquare, one inch, one month..., 3 00 One Square, one inch, three months.. B W One Square, one inch, one year . . . .. 10 IX) 1 wo (squares one year 15 01) Quarter Column, one year 30 00 Half Column, one year .V) (K One Column, one year . 100 "0 Legal advertisements ten cents per Una each insertion. Marriages and death notice gratis. All bills for yearly ail vert i.sements collected quarterly. Temporary advertisements must be paid in advance. lob work cash on delivery. OREST TIPTTRT TiH A 1ST Terms, - IUO prTtr. He labMrlptloas receive for a rtar fmioi than three month. GmTnapoml.nee Mllelted tnm &l MrU ef the CnnnU-r. N little will . UkB ef kBtmjmons naDlUBOlUUOU. VOL. XXV. NO. 17. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, AUG. 17, 1892. S1.50 PER ANNUM. R The wealth of the colored population of Alabama is estimated at $20,000,000. Out of tho fifty-ono descendants of tbo King and Queen of Denmark, but oue, tho Duke of Clarence, is dead. ' According to tho Snn Francisco Chroniclo tho steady influx of Japanese into tho United States U not vlowcd with pleasuro by the working cWscs. At the beginning of tho presont cen tury there were in the Unite X States fivo millionaires. Now there are more than 7000. How many will there be fifty years hence? British farmers arc asking their Gov ernment to take steps to protect tbcm from tho field-mice, which aro invading tho country, particularly Scotland, in great numbers, and devastating the crops. Tho San Fraucisco Chronicle avers that "had any prophet twenty years ago pre dicted that German beer would take tho place of French wiuo as tho popular drink of Paris, ho would havo been re garded as a candidate foi an insane asy lum; yet this chango has como to pass." An clement iu the Southern industrial situation not to bo lost sight of, the Washington Star remarks, is the failure of railroad management to pay. Eleven companies with a mileage of over a thousand miles of completed road havo in less than two years gono into the re ceivers' hands., Tho Atlanta Journal Admits: that tho rising goner.ition iu the Indian Terri tory havo reached the front rank in tho inarch of civilizition, and aro keeping right up with tho procession. The young ladies of the fe nalo semiuary at Tale quah, the Cherokee capital, have arranged to give a leap ye:ir ball, and the young men of Eufaula, in the Creek Nation, are organizing a comet baud. I. C."Libby, of Burnhum, Mo., who has largo cattle interests in Montana, says that if tho far. tiers of Maino would live iu shacks, a s they do in Montana, with no furniture to speak of and the coarsest of food, no Sundays, no boiled shirts, no top carriages, no pianos or other urticlcs of luxury, they could uiako mouoy just as fast as it is inado in tho West. Mr. Libby thiuks that a year in Montana would cure a Maine farmer of grumbling at his native State. The males aro iu tho majority in tho United Suites. The Census Bureau has recontly completed its classification of tho population by sex aad nativity, and finds that iu 1800 there were iu the United States 32,067,880 males aud 30, 554,370 females. In tho decvlo'the in crease of males was 23.06 percent., whilo that of females was 21.02 per cent. Of tho 62,622,650 inhabitants enumerated 53,372,703 were born in the United States. The colored pooplo, including in that category Chinese, Japanese, and civilized Indians,numbcred 7,638,360. In endeavoring to H nd causes for tho present deplorable condition of affairs existing injthat portion of Russia com monly known as "the famine district," one almost inevitably concludes, after even a slight examination, writes W. C. Edgar iu the Forum, that other and more weighty ones than that usually given (the unfavorablo weather of last year) are at tho bottom of it. The longer tho investigation is continued, the firmer grows tho iinprcssiou that fundamentally tho system of communal ownership of laud is responsible for the situation. The "niir" or community has simply ex hausted itself, and tho thirty years which have elapsed since the emancipation of the serfs havo becu more than sutlicieut to demonstrate that the entire fouudatiou upon which Russian agriculture is based is radically weak, aud that the practical result of holding laud in common, at least iu Russia, is a complete and utter failure. The climato of tho United States is much the same now that it was a hun dred years ago, though perhaps a little milder, for astronomers tell us that the North Pole is actually moving south which is good news for tho explorers of the future and yet tho aborigines of America lived to a good old ago before "sanitary woolens" were iuventeJ, or overcoats had come in stylo. Iu fact, if we are to believe the historians, they wore leggins, moccasious aud hunting shirt of deer skin with the hairy side turned toward the body, and caps made of the fur of auimals, aud that was all they did wear. When these garments were wet through, for you know mackin toshes and umbrellas aro the products of an "etrete civilisation," they were about as comfortable as uono at all, and when frozen stilT, as they ofteu were ou a win ter's morning, "Lo" might as well have donned sheet-iiou stove pipes instead of his primitive trousers aud been equally cowior table. LOVE'S FLITTING, When Love Is coming, coming. Meet him with songs and joy, Bid him alight and enter, Flatter and feast the boy; Crown him with gems and rosea, Charm him with winning wiles, Dind him with lovely garlands, And kisses, and smiles, When Love is going, going, Leaving you all alone. Craving, the fickle tyrant, Borne newer slave and throne, Hinder him not, but quickly. Even though your heart may bleed, Saddle a horse for his journey, And bid him God speed 1 Elizabeth Akers, in the Century, "HEN HAWK'S" ROMANCE. HY B. L. KKTCHCH. EN HAWK was in great spirits. He had been fair ly bubbling over with good humor for two weeks, and every day added to his cheerfulness. JM(f -tvniy icq uays 'rnrM more and then for "the States." We, of the "L bar," who had known him for two years, almost, were at a loss to account for this sudden rise in Hen's mental temperature, and probably showed it. Indeed, thero were several of the boys who hinted that an explana tion from him would be gratefully re ceived by his curiosity-beset co-laborers; but Hen would merely grin a broad, broad grin, and say nothing. But just ten days before Thanksgiviug he let the secret out. "Boys," said ho, in a muffled voice, caused by the presence nl a knife-load of potatoes in his mouth, "I'm goin' back f th' States!" Open-eyed astouishmcutall around the breakfast table. "That's what, boys. I'm goin' right after Thanksgivin', tew." "The dooce, ye sayl Must've lost a rich r'latiou 'r b'en doin' a little rustliu' on th' side. Now I think ot 't, they was some talk 'bout thar bein' some in side 'sistance t' th' Baldy Stites gang w'en they honored this hyar vicinity wi' th r 'tendons last year." volunteered "Ked" Posey. Hen, having joined liberally ih the smiles that followed this remark, went ou: "I cast th' insinerations back intuth th' teeth o' th' red-nosed gent wi' th' fragrant name. No, sir. Taint neither oue n'r t'other. Mebbe 'fore I go I'll tell ye an' mebbe I won't." Aud Mr. Hawkins again smiled, know ing that the boys would suffer im measurably until they knew whence caino the stake" on which he was Roing h jme. Next day, immediately after breakfast, Hen rode off in the direction of Browns ville, the nearest town on the west, about thirty miles away, and we saw nothing of him until Friday, when he returned, whistling cheerfully. The boys weto very keen to know what his errand had been, for they were sure he had not gone merely to get a few things from the grocer's and harnesmakcr'!, but Hen did not enlighten them. That' night, however, iu the boss's room, he. told the story to a select au dience, consisting of tho boss and the scribe. "I b'en kinder holdiu' off, ye see, 'cause a feller no wayscert'n 'bout savin' 'is milk t'll ho gits the pail out fiu un der the caow; but now, beiu's I've got it O. K., I may's well tell ye, on'y I don't want tho boys to knaow. "Ye see, 'twas this away : 'Bout five year ago, back in Maine, I c'nclud.'d t' come out hyar an' grow up wi' the ken try a hull lot. 'Twan't 'cause I wanted t' dew ii, but ye see, I sort o' hed tun." "Ah, yes," observed the boss, dryly, "I believe the late Mr. Stites began his brilliant career in somewhat the same way. Was your difficulty about a horse, tool" Hen's laugh over, he proceeded, some what blushingly "No, 'twan't that, hardly. But they wau't no chance thar for a ppor cuss, an' so I pulled out. Ye see, me'n Molly Hopkins bed bout made up aour mio's t' git spliced, an' ev'rythin' was goin' on smooth's smooth, w'en in steps ol' George Hopkins an' takes a ban' hisself. Ol' Hop was a high-toned ol' duck, an' put on heaps o' airs, cause he was th' best fixed man iu taown an' hed bu'n S'lect man an' member of th' Legislater, w'il& I was on'y a carpenter an' hadn't ary red. Th' ol' egiot might've saw haow things was goin' on 1 reckon he did but ho never let on t'll oue night be come homo f'm taown an' heered uiu'u Molly talkiu' in th' settin'-room. "Then he jes' waded iu brash. Gosh! how he did go fer mel Went on t'give me th' dickens fer my 'dacity iu per sooinin' t' th' hau' o' his, George Hop kins', darter. 'Th' ideo! I want ye t' uuderstan', young man,' says he, 'th't I hev better plans fer her th'n lettin' 'cr marry a penniless carpenter!' 'N he went on an' tore arouu' fer awhile thet style; but I stood my grouu', t'll fin'lly he says: 'Young mau, when you c'n show a bank 'count o' ten thaousau' dol lars, she's your'n, an' not b'fore.' Then he grins a hull lot, thinkin' haow I'd hev t' hustle a consid'blu spell 'fore I got it. "Wa-al, me'n Molly talked it over a lot, 'u finally concluded th't I'd hev t' go summers else, ef I ever got fore handed; so, one day, we sajs good-bye, daown in the medder lot, an' I pulled out fer Califoruy. "Sence then I've be'n knockin' 'round all over the th' kentry, tryiu' ouu thing 'n 'uother. Purty hard luck, most o' th' time, tew but jes' 'fore 1 come hyar, I located a claim, me'u 'uother feller, over in Colorado, au' worked it some. It didn't ptu out none, so we hed t' try om'thin' else, au' hyar I come, leavin' Peters t' keep up work on th' claim, him bavin' ft job clus by, Wa-al, th' oifer day, Petors he sold aout tew a Boston comp'ny fer twenty-fivo thaousanV-au' my half s what I went t Braownsville fer. That's all." Hon filled bis pipe, said "Good night," and went out, whistling softly. "By Jovel" said tho boss, "to hear him tell It, in that easy way of his, with the cowboy lingo and the occasional Yankee twang, you'd think it a very common-place affair. I don't know what you think of it, but I think It de cidedly romantic, ani I'm glad it's turn ing out so well. Hen's an honest chap, and deserves all the luck in the world. The girl must be a plucky one, too. Hum! hum!" And the boss looked at the ceiling and blew smoke rings in a pensive way he sometimes bid. There wasn't a man on tho ranch who didn't hate to see Hon go, and who wasn't honestly glad at his god fortune. Even the misauthropic Posey evinced not a little regret as lie said good-by to him, when, the morning after Thanks giving, Hen sat on his bronco all ready to start for Jersey, the railroad town to the east of us. It was a beautiful morning, almost like spring, and Ifen couldn't have wished tor a better day to start on. The last good-by said, he straightened up, snillcd the coo! breeze, looked to see that everything waas all right, and with an "Adios, boys," was oil, waving his hand in acknowledgment of the rousing cheer we gave him as he reached the top of the bill across the creek. Jersey was only twenty odd miles away, and Hen expected to arrive there at noon, in time to get his diuner, dis pose of his bronco and make the 2 o'clock train East. There was plenty of time, bo he let his horse take its own gait, and gave himself up to his thoughts. Going home I Hornet How sweet the word sounded 1 Five years only five, but they seemed twice aa many, lie wondered how he had ever managed to live through them. The first two had not been so hard. He had been full of hope and vigor and had told himself it was only a little wlnle only a littlo whilo. Then when tho reward for all his toil seemed to be no less distant than at first, it was hard. Sometimes he had thought ho would give it up and go home to confess himself beaten; then the picture of the little brown eyed girl who had .cried so hard tuatday intlie meadow lot the little girl who, through her tears, had told him to be brave (.nd pa tient and all would be well would come before him and he would set his teeth hard aud "pitch" in again. Maybe it had soured him a bit. He wondered if sometimes he had not been rather unso ciable, and rather poor company for his companions, aud concluded he had. His thoughts turned again to Molly, How pretty and sad she had looked with the tears on her piuk cheeks that day (for somohow be couldn't for the life of him think of her except as she looked when he saw her last). He remembered bow conscious be had been that she was watching him' as he went down the road, and how he dared not look back for fear his courage would give out. And just to think! Only a few days more, and "Hullo! Wa al, I'll be teetotally dog gonod 1" The wind bad shifted around into the north; dull gray clouds bid the blue and gold that had made the early day so fair; two or three flakes of snow were visible now and then. It was one of these striking Hen on tho cheek that caused him to rein up his horse so suddenly and make the above inelegant remark. Not a living creature was in sight on all the broad plain. lieu and his horse were as much alone as if they had been on the open sea. Human habitation, be tween the "L bar" and Jersey, thero were none. Hen dismounted aud laid his ear to the ground, and listened in tently for a few seconds. Yes there it was that dull, whispering, indistinct roar, which the plainsman knows and fears tlioyoicc of the coming blizzard. The horse heard it, or felt it, and turned his head toward his master, whiunying softly. "Yes, ol' boy, it's comiu' oil right 'uougb." said Hen, as he rose from the ground, "an' me'n you's got t' hustle a hull lot, Mister Pokey, L';t 'cr slide, ol' chap! I reckon we c'n make it." Only twelve miles or so, aud yet Hen knew that the blizzard might overtake him before he had traveled four. Hu urged his horse faster, knowing the faith ful animal could easily stand the work. It was growing rapidly colder, and the few flakes of snow wero being followed by countless thousands. The wind w.is increasing iu velocity, and Hen, bend ing low ower his horse's neck, could hear the vicious "swish swish 1" of the snow as it' was hurled throug'.i the grass aud along the ground. Very soon it was impossible to see more than a huadred yards or so ahead, but lieu knew the guneral direction, aud for safety's sake was heading for tho stage road leading iuto Jersey from the southwest. On and ou they went, Pokey, alive to the situation, pounding along at his top traveling speed, steady as a clock. On and on came the storm, covering horse and rider with snow as flue as 11 our, until they looked like ghosts. lieu, leaning back to get his overcoat, lost tin direction, but ho had full faith in Pokey, and knew that the littlo animal would do better without any piloting. How cold it was! Hen's bauds and toes were like lumps of ice worse, they had hardly any feeling left in them. His ear and check on the side exposed to the storm, were getting nipped. Well, he would soon strike tiiu stage road, aud theo, if he had not miscalculated, there would be only five or six miles " Great Scott!" For Pokey had given a sudden high leap and stood still, pantiug. Almost under his feet luy a auoivcovere 1 ob ject, with a strange look about it. Hen leaned down froiu tin) saddle an 1 turned it over. It was a dead mm, holding tight, iu the still right haud, a whip such as stage-drivers use. "Stage-driver, deader'n Tom Jeffer son. Drunk, likely, an' fell ol; poor cusal" But there was uo tiwu tu slop and investigate. In anothor second Pokey was turned to the left and pound ing along up the stage road. A dark object loomed up suddenly as they shot past, and a sudden chill tent tho sluggish blood coursing through Hen s veins. Ho baited and turned Pokey's unwilling head on the back course. Suro enough, it was tho stage: but there wero no horses attached. Hen felt around aud reached the door-handle. A cry a child's cry came from within. Hen tied Pokey firmly to a wheel, found the door again, and entered. "Thank Godl" It was a woman's voice, aud Hen al most fainted to think that its owner should be in such a terrible predicament. "Oh, sir, have you come to take us away? The driver fell oil, I think, and the horses bioko loose, somehow, and we re almost frozen. Hen could see her now. It was a young, good-looking woman, and sue held, tight clasped to her breast, a clnld about three years old. Neither was clad for such awful weather. Hen's heart stood still for a momeut. If that woman and child regained hero it was almost certain death. It might be days before help could reach him, ami even if aid could come to them to-mor row, they would havo frozen, mean while. On the other hand "Can you ride, missis?" "Yes, indeed." "Wal, come, then, quick!" In another minute "Hide straddle so. Naow, hold th' kid 'n let th' hoss take 'is own road. Min", naow !'' "But what are you going to " Hen was fastening the driver's robes about her. "I'm all right. Naow, hang on an' keep holt o' th' kid. Go on Pokey I Good-by, missus I ' He was alone on the prairie iu a de serted stage coach, with the storm howl ing about him, and his thoughts were of other things for a long time before he remembered that all his money was in his saddle-bags. "Wa-al, chances is purty nigh agin my ever needin' it," he muttered, in his quaint way. "Taint like t hed a stove an' a hull lot o' grub. She'll save it fur me, likely, auyhaow." It was two days later that the stage, coming down from Jersey with several Samaritans aboard, found him. It was two weeks and more before he came to himself in the hotel where he had had every possible attention. He was, as he himself remarked, "Glad to be alive, an' fin' I hedn't los' no ban's n'r feet."- But the woman and child had gone they had left Jersey the very day thiit Hen's halt dead form was brought iu by the relief party and with them went Hen's money; for the saddlebags had been taken to the woman's room by the hostler, and no one else had had posses sion of them, besides which, much to tho landlord's surprise, she had paid ber bill with a $100 greenback when she left. Hen's money had been mostly in bills of that denomination. Hen "kept a stiff upper lip" and said little, when he got back to the ranch, which he did in a shott time mucli to our surprise. " Twas all on 'caount o' them blaino saddlebag," said he. "Ef I'd let new fangled notious alone, an' carried th' stuff an' other things iu my clo'e3, I'd ben all right." San Fraicisco Examiuer. Expensive Chessmen. The New York Home Journal describes a remarkable set of chessmen that have jus) been finished by a down East me chanic. Tho pieces are made of silver aud bronze, aud tho period of costume ami equipment is A. D. 1194, all the characters being historical and contem porary, and strictly accuruta in every do tail of heraldic blazonry and costume. The kn'.ghts aro iu chain mail armor, with 'shield, ax, sword and dagger. Their fur coats have each the individual blazon of the wearer. The queens wear royal robes and carry scepters. The bishops nre in church vestments aud carry cross and crozier. The pawns are men at-arms in a kneeling posture, with spear, bilihook and knife. The white men are English, the black French. Tho English King and Oieen are Richard I. and bis Berengaria. The bishops aro Herbert Walter, Archbishop of Canter bury, and William Longchiimps, Bishop of Ely; and tho knights are the Earl of Salisbury and the Baron of Worcester. The castle is Anglo-Norman, and is a perfectly accurate representation of feu lal architecture. The French King ami Queen aro Philip and Ingeborg, his Dauisli spouse, the bishops being Du Dreux and Do Sully, of Beiuvais and Paris. The kuightsuro also well-kuown men of the twelfth century, ami tho castle is Franco-Norman. Tho set has taken upwards of six years to uiako. How Ha Handled Rattlesnake. Dr. Wing, tho Chiuese corn doctor, is purchasing all the live rattlesnakes ho eau obtaiu, which hu uses to make med icines. Au Indian brought him ouu last Saturday iu a tightly secured can. The doctor had a forked stick aud as soon as his suiikeship was released he was held iu such a manner with the stick thai .he could rot bite; then Wing took him iu his left hand holding him firmly about au inch back of the head aud then pro ceeded to sew the suake's mouth up. Ho then placed it in a bottle containing alcohol aud expressed himself thusly: "Heap good; alio samo two tree day Klcelu cure!'1 Alturas (Cal.) Herald. Curious Chinese .Medicines. The Chinese medical writers recom mend such remedies as ligcr bones, brur's gall, ground blood, Iree bugs, fossil crabs, fowls' gizzards, elephant blood, "insects of linn: smells," dew falling Iu the dark ot the iiiiou, row hair, ground bones ot cow's knee, Job's tears, snake skins, ground rhiuoceuM bom, hedgehog skin and claws, dried silk worms, aud mai.y other remedies equally as absurd and loolish. St. Luui itt-public, SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL. There are only two works in Austria making cast or rolled-plate glass. It is proposed attempting to stamp out tuberculosis in cattle in Denmark by vaccination. A gas engine has been mado in Eng land 'that runs at tho rate of 540 revolu tions a minute. Tho results obtained from using sul phate of copper dressing to prevent the growth of tho fungus on potatoes are decidedly satisfactory. The more rapidly an animal is fattened the less quantity of food is necessary to sustain its vitality, so that liberal ot abundant feeding is the most econom ical. The oil fuel used iu p. copper-smelting works at Kcdabcg in the Caucasus is pumped to an elevation of 32S feet through fifteen miles of four-inch steel pipe. Above the length of nineteen or twen ty feet, snakes in the Phillipine Islands increase greatly iu bulk for every foot of length, so that a snake nineteen feet long looks small beside one twenty-two feet long. In order to keep sea porgies through the s u miner, the fishermen of Hhodo Island havo nets so arranged that thu passing schools are led up into salt-water ponds and the channels connecting witli the ocean are closed. In one of tho Comstock mines a new water-wheel is to be placed which is to run 1150 revolutions a minute, and have a speed at its periphery of 10,805 feet per minute. A greater head of water thau hs ever before been applied to a wheel will be used. Plans are being examined for tho con struction of a railroad across the main c'naiu of the Caucasus Mountains. Thu line will have a length of 100 miles, and will present great engineering difficulties. There are to bo two tunnels, one four and a third aud the other six and three quarters miles long. Pear growers are complaining of tho depredations of a small suctorial iuscct, somewhat resembling iu size nnd in its transparent, steep-sloping wings the typ ical plant louse, but it is readily dis tinguished from that in its being a jumping insect, whence it has received the name P&ylla, meaning iu Greek a flee. The mysterious subject of hynuotic influence has been agitating society iu Calcutta, Iudia. A young Government clerk made several attempts recently to get married to the girl of his choice, but each time he was mysteriously overcome at the altar and thrown into a trance of stupor. He has made no less thau six attempts, failing each time. Paper manufacture is one of the lead ing industries of Corea. Besides its use for writing paper, it is employed in a great diversity of ways, such as string, nnd in tho making of lanterns, hats, shoe soles, coats aud boxes. It is made from tho bush of the mulberry order, which is indigenous, growing iu many parts of the island, but thriving best iu the moist, warm climate of tho South. In walking to tho Central Park, Nen York City, one day a Boston natuiulisl was surprised by eomo of the trees, shrubs and flowers he saw there. Ih gays he found even sugar maples, Norway maples and swamp maple". He found moss pinks, Asiatic magnolias, lilacs, the forsythia, tho cornelian cherry, and other charming things that aro familiar to Now Yorkers who stroll through the park. Who would think that science could devise an apparatus or instrument for counting the number of dust motes that stance in a bar of suulight? No oue would imagine that such uu unheard of feat could be carried out with any de gree of accuracy, but, if we are to believe official reports, that and much more has recently been accomplished by the mi croscopists. At the Ben Nevis Observa tory, Scotland, au attempt has been made to determine the relative purity of tho atmosphere. Animal Hlsrtom. We are all familiar enough with ex amples of intelligence in cats and dogs, but of these stories we do uot easily tire. Here are some facts from a corre spondent - In moving to a new place of residence we found on the premises a lurgo cat which had bceu left there by a former occupant. She was not of the real domestic kiud, but lived principally iu the burn, occasionally venturing into the house to obtaiu her food. Ou one occasion, much to tho surprise of my wife, she camu up to her und mewed several times, turning each time toward the door leading to tho barn. This she repeated uutit Mrs. N. was induced by curiosity to follow her, when she led the way to a barrel half full of straw, up the tide of which she climbed, ull thu time mewing aud looking at my wife, and there were fivo kittens, cold and dead. Mrs. N. remarked; "They are cold and dead, pussy," aud the cat went away satisfied. She would sometimes scratch the children, and we were fearful she would seriously injure them, aud oue day I said in her presence that "I would shoot her." She was mission for about six weeks, and of course I had then "got oil the notion." Forest aud Stream. Their Beloved Quill Pens. Although the English steel pens are as good as any iu thu world, thu use of the quill peu is still cxteusivc through out the British Islands. Everywhere iu the hotels you will see quill pens lying on the tables in the public rooms, und a plentiful supply of quills from which others may be made whenever then- is a demand for them. A quill pen is so troublesome to make, mid generally so unsatisfactory when it is mude, that it is impossible lo understand why the Eng lish Bhould prefer them to tho admir able steel peus which are sent from Great Britain all over the world. New York Journal, AN KNliUSIl SWANNERY. THR SWAN PARADISE IN THE l.AJOON AT ABBOTSBUaY. ,n iiciont. Haunt fop Thousand, of I In Ciraocliit llird, t'lerceneea nl Nctlnn Swan,. A LONDON paper (tho Specta tor) calls tho Fleet, tho straight lagoon which runs for nine q 'miles from tho Isle of Portland to Abbotsbury, behind the barrier of Ohedl Beach, "the swan paradise," and add: The nine straight aailns of water be low is only the playground of the birds; but in spring this is forsaken, except by a few pairs that nest on the inner side of Chesil Beach; and the rich nnd sheltered mead which fringes Abbot Imry Brook is white with the graceful forms of a thousand nesting swans. In this their ancient haunt, so ancient that although the hills behind are crowned with t lie ruins of votive chapels and an cient monasteries, the swans may claim for their established home an equal if not greater antiquity all tho favorite sites were last week already occupied by the jealous and watchful birds, each keenly resentful of intrusion on ils ter ritory, vet in BUeli close proximity to its neighbors that a space of ten or twelve feet at most divided it from ground in "separate aud ho'tilu occupation." Near the mouth fit a small stream which enters the Fleet below a close and ex tensive ocd of reed, now cut. down nnd stored for the use of the birds when building, lies the grouud most coveted by the swans. 1 here, between two hun dred and three hundred nests, or sites for nests, were occupied on a space of two acre9 at most. So anxious ure the birds to secure u place on tnis favorite spot that they remain sitting constantly ou the place when occupied, iu order to maintain their rights against intruders, and there collect with their long necks every morsel of reed nnd grass within reach to form a platform for the eggs. At tins time the swanhcrd visits them constantly, and scatters bun dies of dried reed from tho stacks, which are eagerly gathered in by the swans and piled round and beneath them as they sit. These additions to tno nest go on continually; and as the cock-swan takes his shure.or even more thau his share, of the duties of sitting upon the eggs, one of the pair is always at liberty to collect fresh material. This is maiuly piled in a kind of wall round tho nest, the Iu terior being already finished, and often partly felted with a lining of swansdown from the birds' breasis. To the visitor who, under the guid ance of the swanhcrd, walks on the nar row grasspaths which wind amid the labyrinth of nests, the colony recall visions of visits to the islaud homes o the great petrels or giant albatrosses iu distant oceans. Many of the swans havo built their nests so that they even en croach upon the paths; and each of the great birds as ho passes throws Hack it snake-like head, and with raised crest hisses fiercely and rattles the pinions of its wings, or even leaves the nest, am with every feather quivering with excite ment, makes as though it would drive the intruder from tho sanctuary. But the presence of the swanherd generally reassures tlio Dims, inougn tne nissiu rises and falls as if from the throats of a thousand angry snakes. Iu view of the natural jealously and lierceuess of swans in the breeding season, the comparative gentleness of tho Abbotsbury birds, is somewhat remarkable. On the rivers and broads of Norfolk each pair claim and secure a largo stretch of water for their solo use, nnd constant and some times fatal fights take place if the re served territory is invaded by another pair. There, also, the swans will occa sionally attack not only strangers but tho swanherds themselves, who mviiiLr to the extent of the stream and dykes along which the swans nest, are, of course, less wel known to the birds than are tho keepers nt Abbotsbury. Mr. Stevenson was tol by John Trott, a inaishiuaii of Stirling limn, that lie was "attacked by an oli male swau as ho was examining the egg! in a ne.-t, to which, being a boggy place, lie had crawled on his hands mid knees The swan, coming up behind him un perceived, struck him so violently ou the back tint lie had dilhculty in regain ing his boat, where hu laid for some time iu great pain, mid though he nun aged at length to pull home, he was conlined to his lied for more than a week." Another marshman was struck r.n the thigh in the same manlier, and described the force ol I lie blow anil the pain occasioned by it as something ill credible. The Abbotsbury swaus, though not pinioned like the Norfolk bilds, and leading a life ot freedom ou the veige of the sea. seen to know by instinct that the protection and safety which they obtaiu at Abbot-dniry uro more than enough to compensate them for the loss of the free loin and inde pendence which uu isolated nesting place might give; and with the excep tion of iilioul twenty pairs, they congre gate us has been described, ubaudouing not only their natural instinct for isola tion, but also much of the combat iveness with which this instinct is accompanied. Fights between the cork -swans do occur. But the swaiilicrd soon restores peace. One liue old bird which bad quarrelled with both of its neighbors was inado happy by a semicircle of tamarisk boughs stuck in the earth around its uesl, and so clearly defiuiug its territory. A Slrmu'e Pet. Mrs. King, .laughter of C. II. Jackson, who recently came from her home in Cooper County, says the Clin ton (Mo.) Democrat, bioirght with ber a young oiler about seven weeks old. The floods washed it out of ils ne-t oc tho bunk ot the 1 . 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 j lOv-r. It is about a foot and a half Ion.', a id prom ises lo become u nat pet. Mr. Jack son's little son. Arch, had it oj exhibi tion on the street this morning, and at. traded almost as much at'ention as au Italian with a uiuui.ey aud baud orgau. DON'T OBOWL. Don't growl For easier 'tis you'll find, To make your mind to weather , Than weather to your mind. Don't growl ........... l).Mlt iiii:b"i iiiw, And show your lack of wit, For, like a lioot, a sermon hurts 1 The closer it doth fit. Don't growl ..a..i.. For in your neighbor's view, His neighbor is not faultless, That neighlor being you. lloston Herald. HUMOR OF THE DAY. If you cannot lick a man be leuicut with his faulty Texas Sif'.ingv Handcuffs might appropriately bo called snd-irons. Lowell Courier. Stealing away from bad company is justifiable larceny. Binghamton L-ader. The man who wants to live iu clover need only buy a lawn-mower. Chicago Inter-Ocean. That's where the shoe hurts," as tho bridegroom muttered, rubbing the back of his head. Truth. It isn't so much by industry wo thrivo as by the favor of thosu who will pay for the fruits of it. 1 ruth. How docs vour new errand-boy go, Johnson?" "Tho long way.uppaiciitly, every time." New York Truth. . It is the man who has to live on corn bread at homo who finds the most fault with the pie when he travels. Uam's Horn. Ho "What, besides the date, do they usually put in engagement rings." She (poiutcdly) "Fingers." Town Topic?. Duck is to bo a favorito wear tliii season, both for ladies and for gentle men who are iu the swim. LowUl Courier. Thero nre people who think their neighbors' houses nee 1 painting becauso they do not wash their own windows. Ham's Horn. Thero is nothing in the world more aggravating to a man with a secret than to meet people who have no curiosity. Atchison Globe. lie "Is it true that you nre engaged to Mr. Bartow!" She "I don't know; the society papers haven't announced it yet." New York Herald. "What is a dark lior.se, papa?" asked Freddy Gaswell. "Dark horses aro nightmares of thu leaders, Freddy," re plied his papa. Pittsburg Chrouiclc Telegraph. Drawing-Boom Innnitics ; S'ic "No, don't sit there, Mr. Splos'uer that's my ugly side!" He (wishing to please) "Well :i really I don't sco any difference I" Punch. "Does time fly ns fast as before you were married and were merely engaged?'' "Does it? One grocery bill doth tread upon another's heels, so fast they fol low." Indianapolis Journal. There is no question of the value of advertising, but still it doesn't justify a young man carrying mi umbrella iu such u way as is most likely to catch the eyo of the public. Philadelphia Ti nei. Dicks "Sco those two ladies over there. They seem to be en joying tlioiu selves hugely." Wicks "Ves; I won der which of their dear friends they uro picking to pieces." Huston Transcript. "Hawkins is very fond ol his horse, isn't he!" "Why, no, he hates him." "That's queer. 1 saw him riding in tho park the other day, mid ho had his arms about the autui il's neck." Harper's Hi zar. Key nan) "He called mo n c o.vird, a bully and a liar; would you advise mo to tight him?" Axletree "I don't sec what else you can do; you would prob ably lose a suit for slander." New Voi i Herald. About tho Count: Sister Ethel (who likes him) "Well, anyway, he is a pol ished gentleman." Brother Jack (who does not) "Polished ennu;h, but tho shine is all ou his clothes." Harvard Lampoon. "You ure a kinsman of the host, aro you not" asked one of llie guestv. "Ves," said tho poor relation near tho foot of the table, bitterly. "I am his cousin fourteen seals remove I." Chi cago Tribuue. Frieud "What did lie fay to yoil when he proposed to you;" Miss II x "lie said life v. it bout me meant not lung." Friend "He was sincere iu that. That's) just what his possessions mu iiiiil to." New York Press. Chappie "Once I was iu a tcrwiblo storm at sea. The waves swoilcd moun tain high." Miss l'inkcrly "Dear ine! Weren't you afraid."' Cliuppic--"No, indeed. 1 was wiv.l h'vavc. .My sister was with tie." New York Herald. "Paw, is an islet a littlo island'' "Yes, Auitximainder.' let is a little chap." "! Aud if you try any m i kind I will warm v " 1'heii a chap , Vnaxiuiaindrr. mulcts ol thai, ja.'klct with :i u twiglet from the oaklet." Brooklyn, Eagle. Mrs. Prye "Dear nic, Mrs. Blunt, how is it you continue to hold your ago so well? I declare you look as young as, you did twenty years ago." Mis. llniuu "I don't know, unless it is thai 1 is-, cape a great deal id care by attending tir nobody's business but my owe." Mrs. Prye "Yes, that may lo it; but, p.ms thing! you can't lind much pUac.ire i: living, can you!" lioslmi Transcript. " There seems to be no day or no 1i.mii of the day that you are mil after that measly littlo bill ot yours," i-Mdaiuie.lt liaglcy wraliilully to a iuai who had just ciitrli d his ollicij. ! am glad to .-eo. jou acknowledge a here. lilrr,'' said tuir man with a sad s ei' , as lie sc. .In vu wearily. "Hut ou aie wrong this tn.to 1 a ii not ul'ler that bill t.i day."1 "Noli" said liagley, looking upwitUi his old cheeriness. "What is it t..c.if "The money." Boitou Fust,