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S1.50 PER ANNUM. .Re ST An English paper says that "shortened honeymoons appears to be in vogue." A writer in Orchard and Garden say that "the apples from the Blue Ridge region from Virginia to Georgia will lend the whole United States in respect to fine quality." Ninty-fivo per cent, of all the money transactions in the associated banks of New York are accomplished by means of checks and drafts, leaving five per cent, of the total business to be represented by coin or paper money. This tot ought to live long and pros' per, exclaims Once A Week. At the age of two years Charles Lee Burdon, of Pro Tidoncc, fell into a cistern and floated around in seven feet of water until his grandfather hrtidod him a polo, to which he "caughm." Perhaps, muses the New York Com mcrcjijfi Advertiser, science will somo dayHcach us bow to use petroleum in r , - itary Operations, when we will hove agency by which our harbors may be n verted into Infernos to consume the navies of the world. Thero are just 1157 millionaires in New York City, according to the Tri bune's final reckoning. The Vaudcr bilts couut six, the Goulds four, tho Astors three, the Gocluts four, and tho Rhinelundcrs five, while the otnniproscnt Smith family lead all the rest with eight. "Tho Bering Sea offers less attractions to Canadiuu poachers this year than last," argues the Sun Francisco Chroni cle. "Very few of them feel inclined to take any risks, so wo may safely con cludo that the close season under exist ing arrangements will prove a complete success." A company has been incorporated. in New Jersey for tho manufacture of membranoid, a fancy leather made from tripe nothing else than tanned tripe. The patcnt-ollice authorities insisted that tripe was tripe, no matter through what chemical process it might have been put, and some timo elapsed and there was much parleying boforo a com promise was affected on tho namo of the product dow called membranoid. This new species of leather is said to be pretty and durable. Mies Angelina Brooks, who is arecog nized authority on all questions of kin dergarten methods, has recently devoted her time to a careful investigation of the curbstouo children in this city, says tho New Yotk Commercial Advertiser. She has ascertained that there are 140,000 boys aud girls between the agos of four and six who spend their lives in the streets and never once see tho inside of a school. Sho is trying to enlist sympathy for these unfortunate waifs which will ultimately lead to 'the establishment for them of free kindergarten school. It is asserted that after this year the United States will not only bo able to stop importing fruit, but will begin to be a factor iu supplying the markets of the world. The estimate is that New York will have 20,000,000 pounds of fruit from California alone this summer. .Fast fruit trains now cross the continent in seven days, and enable the growers to harvest a riper product than hcretotore. Aiizona and Oregon aro coming to the frout as fruit states; Mississippi is getting famous for tomatoes, and Florida oranges and Georgia peaches aro always sure of a ready market. The outlook has never been so promising. Frank Leslie's Weekly states that the State of Pennsylvania shows the largest percentage of forcigu born adult males who are aliens, the percentage in that State being 35.13 of the total number, representing 139,523 persons. In the Btate of New York, 103,C11 foreign born adult males, or 23.13 per cent., are aliens, and iu New Jersey, 41,877 or 28.87 per ceut. aro aliens. New York shows tho greatest number of naturalized foreign-born adult malcj, there being iu that State 418,31)2, or 60.74 percent, of the total number of foreigu-bora adult mules returned. The city of New York shows the largest percentage of foreign born of the total population, tho foreign element. iu that city representing 42.23 per cent, of the total . population hi against 39. 68 per cent, iu 1830. Bulla lo shows 35.00 per cent, of foreign -born as against 33.05 per ceut. in lbi). Brooklyn shows 32.4'J per ceut., uu in crease from 31.36 pur cent, iu 1S80. Long Isluud City has a forcigu-boru population of 36.67 per cent., while iu 1880 the foreign-boru element iu that city was 31.27 per ceut. of the total population; sixteen places show a great er per cent, of foreign -born population in 1880 than is shown iu the State as a whole, while in 1880 niueteeu places were reported as having a larger percent age of foreign-born population thau v;s reported in the Sutu as whole. tnjrf A SUMMER'S DAY. Black bees on the clover-heads drowsily clinging. Where tall, feathered grasses amHbntter cups sway j And all through the fields a whitolsprinkle, of daisies Open-eyed at the setting of day. : Oh, the heaps of sweet roses, sweetcinna mon roses, ' In great crimson thfekots thatcover the wall! And flocks of bright butterfllesfgiddy to see them, And a sunny blue sky overall. Trailing boughs of the elms ' drooping over the hedges. Where spiders their glimmering laces have spun; And breer.es that bend the! light top of th willows And down through the meadow grass run. Silver-brown little birds sitting close in the branches. And yellow wings flashing from hillock to tree, And wide-wheeling swallows that dip to the marshes. And bobolinks crazy with glee. So crazy, they soar through tho glow of the sunset And warble their merriest notes as they fly. Nor heed how the moths hover low in the hollows, And the dow gathers soft in the sky. Then a round beaming moon o'er tho blos somed hill coming, . Making paler the fields and the shadows more deep; And through the wide meadows a mur murous humming Of Insects too happy to sleep. Enchanted I sit on the bank by the willow And trill the last snatch of a rollicking tune , And since all this loveliness cannot be Heaven, I know In my heart it is June. Mrs. A. O.Woolson, in Boston Transcript. LOVE AND LUCK. BY I1ELEN FORREST CRAVES. " Undor a spreading chestnut tree. The village smithy stands " RETTY little Elma ' .Elwood was whispering the words softly to herself as she leaned both el bows on the win- i dow-sill, and gazed ing landscape. " Are you ready for breakfast, Miss Elwood 1" primly demanded Mrs. Perkins, the governess, as she manciurcd her nails at the marblo wash basin. "No. Come here, Perky," said the audacious girl, "and I'll show you tho corner of that picturesque old black smith's shop I told you of the one I'm going to sketch this afternoon." "It's past eight, Miss Elwood, aud you know jour grandfather attaches great importance to punctuality," begau tho governess. "Right there, over- the' top of those mountain pines, Perky," composedly continued Elmo, extending her slim forefinger in a due northerly direction along the valley of tho river, "you can just see the odd little three-cornered ga ble peeping out through the trees " "And -there's tho bell, now," ex claimed Mrs. Perkins, with a little ner vous start. "And the smith, a mighty man is he." Hummed Elma, beginning to tie back nor curls with a fillet of blue ribbon. "But not nearly so handsome as that young ap prentice of his, who fixjd tho crooked nail in Swallow's shoe, yesterday. I won der if I could sketch the place? To bo sure, I have bad only seven lessons, but one must try one's wings sometimes, you kuow."j Mrs. Perkins straightened Emma's sash, gave her curls several twitches this way aud that, and dragged her into the breaklast-roora just in time to avert tbe usual morning lecture from old Major Elmwood on the evils of late risiug. But that afternoon, iu the purple soft ness of twilight, Elma managed to evudo her pruciso guardian, and slip otl into the woods with her sketch-book. And she was sitting on a moss cush ioned rock, working with all her might, when Louis Dulzell strode toward the spring 'or a pail of water. The sleeves of his red flannel blouse were rolled high up ou the forearm. He still wore his staiucd leathern apron, and his short, chestnut curls plainly re vealed themselves through the rifts in his tattered straw hat. Had he but known it, he never had looked better in his life; yet a deep flush of mortification rose to his brow as he encountered the pretty twelvo yeuc old damsel in white, with the shady, rose garlanded hat, aud the soft Romuu susu tied loosely arouud her waist. "Good afternoon !"fuid Emma, calmly. "Please step a little to one side, Louis, if that is your name. I'm trying to sketch the smithy." Dulzell ventured to glance over I.ji shoulder. "It's beautiful," said he. "You can almost see the wind blowing that sweet biitr bush !" "Yes," complaceutly observed tho ar tist, "I think it is rather good." "Aud the little dog sitting by the door it just exactly as uuturui as life!" be added. i Ella frowned. "The little dog, at you call it," said she, "is the stump of the old tree. Don't stuud quite so close, please! I can't move my elbow." Dalzell colored. He took up hi) pail and moved ou. "I'm always saying tbe wrong thing," aid he, in a sort of despcratiou. Eluia hoie,d she hud not oiluuded tUe young man. Sho rather liked him, al though it was awarkward for him to mis tnko tho butternut stump for a little dog, and sho made up her mind to say some thing pleasant to him when ho carao back to the spring. But he did not come back at all. Evi dontly there was some other way between the smithy and the little brook. At six o'clock, according to compact, Mrs. Perkins came for the artist to es cort her home. "And you've been nil this time doing that little bit of work?" said Mrs. Per kins. "Oh, I haven't worked all tho time, Perky 1" impatiently spoke the girl. "Besides, one can't hurry art." As they strolled slowly down the shady road, Elma suddenly stooped and picked up something. "What's that?" said the governes?, lifting her crisp flounces out of the dust. "A horseshoe an old, common horse shoe. Put that down at once, Mist El wood I" "Wait for a moment, Perky I" cried the girl, rushing away through the bushes. "I'vo forgotten something." Half a minute later, she was down in front of the closed smithy, balancing herself on tho identical butternut-wood stump. With a round stono for a hammer, she drove in a rusty nail, and hung the thin old horseshoe over the door. "There's good luck for Louis Dal zell 1" she cried, as Bhe sprang lightly backward. "Take carol" said a voice behind her. And then sho became aware that D.il zcll himself had emerged from tho bow ery shadow of the trees, and that sho had nearly knocked him over. "Is that for me?" ho said. "Oh, thanks!" And placing both hands lightly on her shouldors, he kissed her, driven by somo sudden impulse for which ho himself could scircely account. Elma Elwood turned scarlet all over; sho rubbed her checks to efface all ves tige of the offense, aud stamped her kid shod foot in tbe sand with futile passion. "How dare you?" she cried. "How date you?" And Iiko a flying nymph sho vanished into tho dense shadow of tho woods, leaving the youug man transfixed with surprise. "Wby does she make such a fuss?" ho asked himself. "She's only a. child but good fate I what a beautiful child I" Ho reached up aud took dowu tho the thin, old horse shoo and put it in his pocket. Ho and the picturesque, loug bearded old blacksmith had quarrelled that day, aud he meant to leave Wyudalo with the break of tho morrow's dawn. "I'll take my luck with me," ho said to himself. "God bless the child for thinking of me!" Just a year afterward old Major El wood died, leaving his affairs hopelcisly entangled; and when the lawyers had squabbled long enough over tho busi ness, it was formally announced that there was nothing left for the child to to live on. "What am I to do. Perky?" said Elma, with big, blue eyes of apprehen sion and dumay. And good Mrs. Perkins, who had suc ceeded in obtaining a situation as Eng lish teacher in a boarding-school, bar gained to forego a part of her own salary lor the sake of having Elma'i education go on at Watlcy Hall. "A teacher's life isn't all roses," said she, "hut I can't bear tbe idea of hav ing tho poor, little dear bound out to a trade or stood up bchiud a counter. And, really, her voice might be inado something of." All these things happened years ago, and Denveras was not tbe big city it is now when Mrs. Perkins and her adopted daughter decided to cast their lots iu the shadow of the Black Hills. "Music is overdone in tbe Eastern States," said the good, cx-governess . "But I think we'll make a try for it here, Elma, dear. I'm told that if we can iuterest that rich iron man that lives in tho castellated mansion out beyond. Plaza River, his influence cau do every thing for us ." "Really!" Elma's dimples dauccd roguishly. "What a very curious sort of a person an Iron man must be ! I'm very curious to see him, Perky, do you kuow?" "Nonsense, ray dear!" cried Mrs. Per kins. "You know what I mean per fectly well. He's made his fortune iu the iron busiuess railways, aud that sort of thing. And I'm going to call there this very aftcruoon, to bespeak his recommendations aud good offices." "Oh, Perky, must I go?" "Of course you must go, child!" Elma Elmwood sat trembling iu the great entrance hull of the Moresque mansion, on the south shore of the Plaza River. The sunshine glimmered on tho floor of rose and white marble; giaut myrtles and blossoming lemon trees filled tho angle', and a low easy-chair ou a tiger skin by the door, was drifted over with newspapers. Presently Mrs. Perkius came smiling back. "lie will be with us presently," said she. "Really, my dear, he's quite a young man not at all the bald-pate I railroad king I expected to see. And he is most kind aud gracious, and has promised to recommend us everywhere." Tbe door opened aud the irou tuuti cu tered, followed by two or three magnif icent houuua. Elma sprung up with a cry. "Why," she exclaimed, "It's Louis It's Louis Dalzell!" He held out both his hands. "I can't have changed so very much theu?" said he." At the same instant Elm i's eyes caught sight of a slrauge object above the arched doorway a gold-plated horse shoe, woru thin at the cuds, with here and thero a bent uail iu its curve. L mis's glauce followed her own. "Yes," said he. "it's tho very horso tlioe. It has done its task, Miss El wood it has brought me luck ! Miss Perkins," he added, turning to the elder laly, "1 shall expect you aud ou young friend to remain here as my guests for tho present. I have a large house, and I am a lonely man." "Oh!" said Miss Perkins, her eyes bo coming larger than the lenses of her spectacle glasses. "You're not married then'" "No," said Mr. Dalzell. "Beforo I left the East, I fell in love. I shall never marry until I can many that first love of mine." He looked Elma full in the eyes as he spoko. She colored. Her long lashes drooped. At the end of the month Mrs. Per kins aroused herself to the exigencies of the case. "All this is like life in fairyland, dear Elma," said she. "But it isn't business. I see by tho papers that several music teachers have recently arrived from the East, and if we aro to get to work" "But," said Elma, patting the dear old wrinkled hand, "I don't really see any particular reason for our getting to work." "Eh?" gasped Mm. Perkins. "You sec," went on Elma, "Mr. Dal zell is engaged to that first love of his. He has given me back the horseshoe, aud as I couldn't think of breaking tho cur rent of luck by taking it from the house, of course I must stav here." "Oh!" said Mrs. Perking. "Then it's true? lie's tho same young man that kissed you when you were hanging good luck up over tho smithy door the 'un der the spreading chestnut tree young man'?" Elma nodded assent. "Oh!" again uttered Mrs. Perkins. "But you said you never, never would forgive him." "Don't you know, Perky," coaxed Elma, the audacious, "what the Bible says about forgiving people? Anyhow, it's all settled, and wo are to be married very soon, and you are to live here with us always. Does that plan suit you?" And Mrs. Perkins said that it did. How Chinese Caleb. Shrimp. "There are some very curious fisheries carried on by the Chinese on the Pacific coast," said an officer of the United States Fish Commissiou in Washington recently. "One of the most temarkable is tho catching of shrimp, which is an important industry in San Francisco Bay and adjacent waters. These little crus taceans upon being captured are taken ashore and boiled in big iron vats, aftei a rude fashion, holes being scooped out of the side of a steep bank for fire places, which are built up with stones. After the shrimp have remained in boil ing water for tea minutes they are spread out to dry upon baro ground. One such shrimp yard at Hunter's Point is about fifteen acres in extent. The Chinese uso brooms, shaped somewhat liko hoes, for spreading the shrimp and to turn them at the required intervals. "After being thoroughly dried by ex posure to the sun for about five days the shrimp are crushed by being trodden upon by Chinese in wooden shoes. This process loosens tbe moat from the shells, which latter are removed by shaking in a basket or by passing them through a ciude fanning mill. Both meat and shells are then packed in sacks for exportation to China, where the meats are sold for food and the shells disposed of as a fer tilizer for tea plants, rice and so forth. All classes of people in China eat the meats, although regarding them as inferior to the native shrimp, which are compara tively scarce and proportionately dearer. Both meats and shells are fed to fowls, with reruarkablo egg producing results. "Another interesting fishery prose cuted by the Chinese on tho Pacific Coast is for abaloncs. These beautiful uni valve mollusks are found along the rocky shores, at low tide, clinging tj tho rocks above the water line. Each shell is slightly litted, sq that the fisherman can thrust a stick under it aud pry it off; but, if alarmed, the animal shuts dowu its valve, so that it can only be removed u breaking it to pieces. The meats aro taken from the shells and boiled on shore in vats mado of sheet iron. Shells and me its aro then packed in sacks aud forwarded to Suu Francisco, whence most of the meats are exported to China, aud the shells shipped to Franco, the latter being highly valued for their beau tiful mother-of-pearl. " Baltimore Arner .icau. A Dust Detector. Some curious color phenomena have becu observed by John Aitkin when air is suddenly expanded, and have led to the construction of a new instrument called tho "koniscope," for roughly de terminiug the amount of impurities in the air. The instrument consists simply of an air pump and a tube twenty inches long, provided with glass ends. The air to be tested is drawa into tbo tube, where it is moistened and cxpaodod. If comparatively few dust particles are present, say 80,000 cubic centimeter, the color is very faint, but a blue of inclin ing depth occurs as the particles increase iu number, becoming a very dark blue with 4,000,000 per cubic centimeter. The koniscope makes it easy to trace the pollution arising in our homes from open dames and other causes, and to separate pure from impure currents in tho rooms. Treuton (N. J.) American. II ith Boy and Tub Wailed. Ono of Mr. Lampsoa's boys came near having a serious encounter with a bear the other day. While going to work he met a largo bear uud two cubs. The mother uud oue of the cubs took to the woods while the other cub climbed a small tree. The boy thought to capture the cub, and climbed up after it, where upon the cub set up such a wail that the mother Boon returned and started up after the boy. It was now his turn to wail, which he did quite lustily. Owing to tiie smullness of the tree, the bear could not reach the boy; but the situa tion was anything but pleasant during the iuterval that elapsed before tho ar rival of the boy's father. The old bear took to the woods. They succeeded iu capturing the cub by meaus of ropes aud , :uuny sacks, sud took it home. Luinus Can I Wttsuiujitou) -No. WASHING BY MACHINERY. WOKK I IT THE BIOOEST LAUNDRY IN THIS COUNTRY. Qnlolc Work AVllh an Ocean Idnor'S) Wash Steam Power Uswl Alto gether Pay ol Employes. PID you ever see a big laundry in full blast? It is worth seeing. When the News reporter visited this Hudson River fac tory, tho washing from ono of tho great Inman liners had just come in. It was the washing for a wholo week the washing for 2000 persons. There was bedding, linen, napkins, towels and some few articles belonging to the ward robe of some of the officers. The rest of the wash belonged to the ship. It rolled up to the door in two wagons, and it rolled out on the floor of the sorting-room and spread out like a dirty snow storm in a high wind. Tho work ot sorting this wasli took just twenty minutes, and four young women, with bright brown eyes aud bright red arms. After it was sorted, the big pieces going with the big pieces, and tho little pieces staying with them selves, it was taken to the washing machines. Once there were wash-tubs. There are wash-tubs now, but they aro simply amateur appliances. Tho pro fessional wash shop employs washing machines, otherwise called "washers." These contrivances are from five to eight feet long, and are shaped like the boiler of a locomotive. They are mado of metal and they revolve on their axes, like the cylinders in lawn mowers. They are connected with the shaft by pulleys, and when the clothes are put iu, the door closed aud the water let iu by a pipe, tho crank is moved, and then they begin to revolve with a mighty swishing and slashing in their inside. After a few minutes of this, which is called the soaking, the water is let oil and hot water is turned on. With hot water soap is brought in and the crank is turned again. This time ic is for keeps, and when the washer stops the clothes are clean. This is the sort of washing that requires no starching, so it goes direct to the wringer. This is tho kind of a wringer that the original Inuu dryman knew naught of. The wringer up to date is a round box set upon four round legs, made of gas pipe and hollow. The interior of this box revolves several hundred times a minute. This turning interior holds the wet clothes, and from it dry clothes are turned out. They are not entirely dry, but they are dry enough to go to the ironing room. The revolutions of the interior are so swift that tho water is thrown off in showers. The ironing-room is filled with irou rollers, set in frames, so that oue roller rolls against another, like the rubber rollers in an old-fashioned wringer. One or both of these rollers is hollow, and is heated by either gas or steam, and the sheets and pillow-cases, napkins, towels and table-cloths pass between these rollers and come out steaming hot, smooth as glass, aud white. For some kinds of laundry work a dry room is required. Now this dry room bears about as much relation to tho drying-room in the ordinary house as a French bonnet does to a bread bowl. It is a small affair, heated red hot by steam pipes. For starched goods this is used, and does its work in a hurry. The laundry that the reporter visited does not make a practice of doing family work, although it has facilities for do ing any kind of work. It devotes its time chiefly to hotel, club and steamboat work. It can turn out 100,000 pieces a day, and the average price for 100 is from thirty-five to sixty cents. These figures aro for unstarched work, snd they are very low. It requires 140 per sons to do tho work. The washing is done wholly by men, who get 12 a week each. Tho rest of tho work is done by girls and women, who aie su pervised by four forewomeu, who get $17 a week and their board. Tho workwoman get from sixty cents lo $1 a day, the folders jn tho ironing room commanding the highest wages. New York News. A Great Tree For tho Fair. The (reo selected by the Tulare Board of Trade for exhibition at the World's Fair slauds ou the land of Mrs. M. C. K. Shucy, one-half mile southeast of Summcrhome, on tho summit betweeu North and Middle Tule, about thirty-live miles northeast of Porterville. The tree was selected at tho request of the National World's Fair Association. Mrs. phuey douates tho tree as a gilt. It is said to be a magnificent specimcu of tequoia gigantea, some 3011 feet in height. At the base it is 70 J feet in circumference, aud eleven feet from tho ground it is 63 feel iu circumference. This gives a base diameter of 21J feet. The section that will be removed lor ex hibition will be a portion thirty feet long. This piece will be cut into two fifteen-foot sections, with a natural slab between them. This circular piece will be 21 J feet in diameter aud 16 inches thick. It will serve as a roof for tho lower section when hollowed and a floor for the upper one. Visaliu (Cal.) Times. Wonderful Work of Hew. Bees must, in order to collect a pound of clover houey, deprive 62,000 clover blossoms of their nectar. To do this the 62,000 flowers must be visited hyuu aggregate of 3,750,000 bees. Or, in other words, to collect his pound of honey oue bee must make 3,750,000 trips from and to the hive. The euoi mous amount of work hero involved pre cludes idea of any oue bee ever liviug long cuougb to gather more fiail tuu fraction ol a pound of nectarine sweets. As bees are kuuwu to fly for miles iu quest of suitable fields of operutiou it is clear that a siuglu ouuee of honey re presents millions of miles of travel. It is no wouder that these industrious little insects have earned the reputaliou o! being "busy'1 bew.sl. Lcuis Republic, i SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL Bad salt meat is said to have causod cholera on a British vessel. It is rumored that Dr. Pasteur has dis covered a cure for epilepsy. Tarts of a mastodon have been un earthed near Sherman, Texot. If cork is sunk 200 feet deep iu tho ocean it will not rise again on account of tho great pressure of the water. Experienced planters in the South now raise the male cotton plant, being thus enabled to secure the seed without the lint or cotton. Three broad patents on electric loco motives aud electric railway systems, ap plication for which have been filed sinco June 3, 1880, have just been issued to Thomas A. Edison. The General Manager of the Wiscon sin Ccutral Railroad is rcportod to havo said that all the trains on that line will be run by electricity beforo tbe Colum bian Exposition is over. Tho greatest enemy of suburban tele phone aud telegraph poles is tho wood pecker, whoso search for the numerous insects which inhabit the wood often leaves tho polo literally honeycombed. A medical officer of tho French army is credited with a rcmarkablo simple euro for obesity. His plan is to restrict the diet to one dish it does not greatly matter what at each meal, and it has proven very effective. Tho part of tho larynx commonly known as Adam's npplo has just been re moved from the throat ot a man at tho Carucy Hospital in Boston, Ma9S., tho lirst operation of the kind in that city. A cancerous growth had started in tho allected part. The electrical apparatus for extracting teeth without paiu has an arrangement of adjustable prongs, carrying buttons and connected with a battery. Tho buttons aro placed over the nerves lead iug from tho teeth to tho brain, and a circuit is established tho moment the ex tracting instrument touchos the tooth. Trials of compound armor plato at Shocburyness, England, are held to havo demonstrated thut, when these plates have been submitted to the Tresidden supplemental process, they possess pow ers of resistance and endurance much ex ceeding tho compound plates tried in this country in competition with nicklo plate. The longest span of telephone wire in the world is said to cross tho Ohio River between Portsmouth, Ohio, aud South Portsmouth, Ky. Tho wires span tho river from a pole on the Ohiosido, meas uring 102 feet above ground, to the Kentucky hills on the opposite side, the distauco being 3773 feet between poles. Tho wire is made of steel and its size is No. 12 gauge. A Most Wonderful Creature. The chameleon has for agos been au ob ject of curiosity, not only on account of its ability to change its color at will, as one might suppose who had road ac counts which mentioned only that one characteristic, but also on account of a remarkable power which admits of tho creature instantly changing its form. At times it takes upon itself almost the ex act form of a mouse; ng.iiu, with back curved aud tail erect, it is tho exact counterpart of a miniature crouching liou, which no doubt gave origin to its name, chamel-lcon, which clearly means "grouud liou." By inflating its sides aud flattening back anil belly it takes upon itself tho form of an ovate leaf, the tail acting as the petiole, tho white lino over the .stomach becoming the mid rib. When thus expauded it also has tho extraordinary power to sway itself over so us to present an edge to tho ob server, thus greatly adding to its means of concealmuut. As is well knowu, tho least excitement, as in handling, will cause a change in the color. Iu its nor mal state it is of a light pea green. When excited the groundwork reinuins the fume, but transverse stripes about thirty iu number appear on tho body. These stripes, which are of a very dark greeu to begin with, soon change to inky blackness. The prevailing idea that tho chameleon takes upon himself thu pe culiar hues of whatever he is placed upou is us curious and widespread as it is er roneous. Placed iu boxes lined with red or bluo silk, they retain their pea greeu rolor with no hailing toward tho brighter hues of the surroundings. St. Louis Republic. The Trade iu Old Siloes. There is a largo and growing den.and in big New York for second-baud shoes. All along Seventh avenue there ore deal eas who make a specialty of old shoes. The men usually have .stalls in cellar. Their wares embrace shoes of all sorts, from the baby's tiny slipper to the big, still brogans of the laborer. "We get our old shoes," said one of them, yesterday, "from all sorts of places. I usually make u couple of trips u week myself to a lot of stylish fl its iu tho upper part of the city. I collect all the old shoes I am able to buy. What do I give o!i, verv little, of couae. I Usually pay forty cents or so for a pair of tivo dollar shoes, but they must bo in good shape to win such a price, for, you know, we do not get much more than twicu that sum when wu retail tlieui uyaiu over the counter." "Who sell shoes to you?" "You would bo surprised if you saw the line, swell fellows that havo to put up their shoes occasionally to help keen up appearances. We take the shoes, black them up, repair tueiu, au I theu oiler thi iu for sale." "Who buys them?" "All classes. Yes, wo have nice, prosperous people who wear tcou d-haud shoes, uud think nothing of it. Tliru there is a class of young lellosvs iu New York h ho have cxprn-ivu ta-tes and small capital. They co ne to us, pick out a good-looking patent leather shoe, puj oevcuty-live cents or so for it, ami no away rejoicing. They go home, put Ihtui ou, and, then, who can tell tuu fcuctf" New Yoik Rucuidov. TIME AND CHANGE. O Time and Change, they rnnfro nnd range From sunshine round to thunder) They glance and go as the great winds blow, And the best ot our dreams drive under: For Timeand Change estrange, estrange And, now they have looked end wn uo, O we that were dear we are all too near With the thick ot the world between us. O Death and Time, they chime nnd chime Like bells at sunst falling 1 They end the song, they right the wrong, They set the old echnej calling: For Death and Time bring on tho priiuo (Jf Ood's own chosen weather, Anil wo Ho In the peace of the Ureat Release As once In the grass together. W. E. Henley. HUMOR OF THF, DAY. Not enough to go arouud A semi circle. Life. You cannot hatch ideas by sitting on goose eggs. Dallas News. A baseball maxim A run iu timo saves a nine. Boston Transcript. If poor relatives had their way they would not have rich uncles very long. Dallas News. Young man, no oue may be able to tell your fortune, but you can work it out. for yourself. Troy Press. S You can't tell how much money a man has in his pockctbook by the size of tho strap around it. R irn's lloru. Watts "Did vour barber shut up on ! Sunday?" Potts "No. He merely closed : the shop." Indianapolis Journal. The summer girl asks the same ques tions nt baseball games this reason as sho did last year. Boston Transcript. The dog that loses his master it with out a fricud, nnd so are some men when they lose a dog. Biughamtou Repub lican. A baby born in Ohio is without hands. When he grows up ho will bo able to sweep his town for the ollioo of 'i'roas urer. Philadelphia Ledger. A man nlways knows what ho would have done in another fellow's place, but the other fellow doesn't ahv ys believe it. Louisvillo Courier-Journal. Mnmma "Don't you know that your father is the muinstay of thu family?" Freddy "Golly, ain't he, though! Aud the spanker, too." Brooklyn Life. Miss Antique "Won't your mother go with us?" Miss Rosebud "No, she eays sho doesn't think she is old enough to chaperon you, dear." Djtioit Freo Press. "Oh, dear!" sighed Henry, whoso clothes nro all mado of his papa's old ones, "papa's hud his mustache shaved off, an' I suppose l'vo got to wear it now." Tid-Bits. Fidgety Lady "But what nm I to do? I can't ride with my back to the engiuo." Sarcastic Youth "Better speak to the guard. He'll turu the train arouud." Tid-Bits. Train Conductor "All aboard. Hurry up, miss, if you nro going by th's train." Littlo Girl "Just a iniuutc, till I kiss mamma." Conductor "Jump aboard; I'll attend to that." Oakland Echoes. Billy the Beau "Anything new in cngngemcut rings?" jeweler "Yes; ouruew 'Seaside' plated goods are cheap, and are warranted to out-wear any sum mer resoit engagement." Jewelers Weekly. Hostess "What has becouio of Sandy Smith, who stood so big'.- in your class?" Alumnus "()!', he's taken orders." Hostess "He's iu the ministry, then?" Alumnus "No; in a restaurant." Brooklyn Life. Frieud "Docs your son belong to tho old or tho new school?" O'd Lady (whoso sou is a physician) "Oh, ho doesn't belong lo any school at ull now; he's beeu graduated for two years." Detroit Free Press. Mrs. Wutts "Mary Ann, these balus ters seem always dusty. I was at .Mis. Johnson's to-day, and her stair rails are c'.e.iu uud us smooth as gia-s." .Mary Ann "Yis, mem. She has t'lee schmall boys." Indianapolis Journal. "If you like," said the young man at tho desk, "I'll have your poem sub Piilted to thu editor." '-.No," sho answered positively, "I'll ica I it aloud to him, I prefer to have the editor sub milted to the poem." Washington .tar. "I told you yesterday I would not many you," said she. "I kuow it," said he. "That is why I ask you aguiu to-day. Y'ou would not he so lacking in originality, I hope, as to repeat to-day what you said yesterday." Harper's lla.ar. Judge "Y'ou stole the pocket-book, but how is it that you did not impropri ate the wutch lying by llio sido o. iti" Prisoner "You don't mean to say I was as ihift as that) 1 couldn't have noticed it. You iniit excuse me, Jadjc!" Tcxui Sittings. Hi.' "I thought the bride nnd groom were going to start right oil' on their wedding trip, insUa I ( waiting." Sho " I hey were. Hut she had to change her wedding dress lor a traveling gown, uud they didn't get slurie l until the next day." Cloak Review. .Miss Pinkerly " You act as if you were uucoiulortalile.Mr. Tutter." Mr. Tutter "Yes, .Miss l'lnkciiy, the J act is, I have i ever beeu able to get a dii ss suit to tit me." Mi.-s l'liikerly -"Perhaps you don't gel there euiy cuutiyh.'' Clothier aud Furiwher. Ills Lund Burned I p. A teamster in l'.osiou, Mass., bad qiiitu a ,ir,.i-se the other ilay. lie was haul ing a hv.d of furniture through tile yard i a railroad, when soiucbudy .sh.i'nud liie. Ti.uiiug around he di.-covere.i Unit his hud of furuituru w is all iu a iila.j. lie Jumped oil tl,u wagon and unhitched his hiTi.cs as promptly us pouiide, and au alatui brought a tire engine that e. Iingiu.siii.-d tho blaze, but not until tua liiniituru was destroyed and thu wagon o.idy badly daioa.e I. A sp.rk lr.nu 4 eeoiotivo cau-el Uu tl oablc. .Nc Cncuj uuu,