THE FOREST REPUBLICAN Is pbUah4 rrtrj Wadxeadaj, kf J. E. WENK. Offlo In Braeajbaugh A Co.'i Building MJI iTKIKT, TIOWWTA, fa, Term, . . tlJOprVr. ."wrtl', receive far a alerter period t tkrre months, Onrmpondtauw solletteel frt a 4rU ef th RATS OF ADVERTISING orest Republican. One Square, one inoh, one Insertion. .1 1 0 One Square, one inch, one month... 3 fx) One Square, one inch, three months. . B OU One Pquarr, one Inch, one year.,, , 10 (K) Two Hquaros, one year 15 00 Quarter Column, one year.,,,,.,.,... 80 W Half Column, one year IHMK) One Column, one y.ar. 100 "0 Legal advertisements ten cents per line each insertion. Marriages and death notifies gratia. All bills (or yearly advertisements collected quarterly. Temporary advertisements must be paid in advanct. Job work cash on delivery. VOL. XXV. NO. 13. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, JULY 20, 1892. S1.50 PER ANNUM. The American bog is now a welcome, visitor in all tho principal countries of Europe. Tho Methodist Protestant, a paper published nt Baltiraore,prodicts thnt wo tnon will ultimately occupy every po sition in tho church. The New York Slnte Dontal Society takes exceptions to the proposed lnw which classes them as mechanics or man ufacturers. They object to being called "tooth carpenters." Professor Buchnor, of Darmstadt,Gor many, has just issued nn interesting volume on longevity. His investigations point to tho conclusion that women livo longer than men. Reports In Frank Leslie's Weekly from the financial centres of Engluud, Germany and Austria Indicate that the gold standard continues to be regarded as the commercial safeguard of tho great powers." Dickson County, Kiibhs, has a County Superintendent of Schools, who, when he vjslts schools, takes nloug a box ol tools, saw, hammer, etc., and fixes all tho broken seats, decayed door-stops aud dilapidated brooms he comes across. Tho President of tho Winnipeg (Man itoba) Bonrd of Trade says that upwards of $3,000,000 was borrowed from Ca nadian financial institutions in 1891 by grain dealers in Minnesota and the Da kotas to help move tho crops in thoBO States. Ths king egret, or whito horon, known as the "plumed knight" of Now Kivor, California, plumes aro worth (f i t per ounce, will soon bo extinguished, an. nouuees tho San Francisco Chronicle, as the hunters are slaughtering them iu their nesting time, thus preventing any Increase. . j The London correspondent of tho New York Sun is authority for tho state ment that tho capital invested in joint stock cotton mills in Lancashire has do . predated thirty-five per cout. during tho post fifteen years, and that the average net profits have dwindled to less than one per cent, per annum. Tho Washington Star fears that Ken tucky is in danger of losing tho reputa tion for obliglug courtosy which it has sustained. The Governor re cently refused the request of a man who had been sentenced to one month la jail to postpone his incarceration so as to give him an opportunity to plunt his crops. About two years ago it was estimatoJ that the wealth of the Vanderbilt family amounted to $271,000,000, and at tho prcsoat time it is probably $300,000,000. If the Astor policy of bequeathing a great fortune to a single member of the family is folio wod it is plain euough that in a few years there will be an American billionaire The Vanderbilt property with the interest on it at fivo per cent, will in about twenty-fivo years amount to nearly $1,000,000,000 but its other profits will round it out to that sum perhaps iu ten or a dozen years. It is altogether likely, thinks tho Atlanta Constitution, that the American billionaire will be among us early in the Twentieth Century. Zenas Crane, of Dalton, Mass., who makes the paper on which tho Govern ment prints its bunk notes and bonds, says that "there is too much dirty and worn currency in circulation in tho United States. The 15a uk of England - nevW reissues a note which is paid in by any of its customers, aud tho result is that English money is always crisp,clean and fresh. The United States receive) greenbacks and National bank notes and pays thein out again, no matter how filthy they may be, except, of course, currency thais too badly worn for re issue." The damaged currency becomes a loss to the people, and the Govern ment makes a large profit on it, which 1 hold to be a wrong policy." , The New York Mercury says: "Twen ty yearsagoa family inheriting $100, 000 could count upon a life of compara tive affluence, since an lucomo ot ten per cent, and upward might safely bo looked for. To-day, as investments in general go, four per cent, is cousidete 1 a highly profitable income. Withia y very few years the savings banks of New York and other Eastern inouey centres will be compelled to find good fields for the iu. vestment of $750,000,000 or perhaps double that vast sum. Tho surplus cap ital iu New England, seeking profitable investment, is probably even greutei than in New York, aud it would be well for Southern enterprises to be more vig orously pushed in that field. Iu the mean time capitalists, banks, trusi companies, savings institutions and other financial concerns are puzzled whereto put their idle capital to the bust advantage. There fore, it seems only common seuse ts ad vise the purchase eithei of dividend pay ing or of dividend promising stocks." INDEPENDENCE DAY IN FAIRY. LAND. The wee mid-summer fairies who dwell In wood and meadow, Although they be but tiny folk are pa triotic too; Bo when they heard the children say the "glorious Fourth" was coming, They met in solemn conference to see what they could do. But fireworks and powder, torpedoes, rockets, crackers, Are not for sale in fairyland, as you per haps might dream; At first the case seemed hopeless, but, after weighty thinking, Like clever elve-Amorlcans they hit upon a scheme. First, beneath the branches tuny unfurled a splendid banner, Whose stripes were crimson salvia wttb daisies laid between, forget-me-nots and blue-bells made all one corner azure, With stars of golden butter-cups, the largest ever seen. For crackers and torpedoes they snapped the empty pods, While pu(T-balls did their littlo best to smoke with all their might, And the olilu fete was ended with shooting stars for rockets. While Roman-candle fireflies lit all the summer night. Lilian D. Rice in St. Nicholas. A TOLLMAN CAR WOOIKfi. CENE: Easter n bound Pullman car at the Oakland mole. Time, 3:30 p. m. Enter elderly gentleman, curry ing small valise and large hamper. Fol lowing him two ladies, evidently mother and daugh ter. Daughter iu dark blue traveling costume, with largo bunch of violets pinned to front of her jacket, is a pretty, slender girl, of about nineteen. Bothlnden with flow ers, books, and numerous small parcels, which they deposit in section nearest middle of car. Tho following conversa tion ensues; "Gladys, dear, I am really worried over your taking this trip alone. Had you not better wait a day or so, to see if we can hunt some one up to accompany you?" "Ob, no indeed, papa. It was unfor tunate that Mr. Wilson was taken ill so suddenly this morning, so that Mrs. Wil son could not go with mo this afternoon, but you see I'll have to start to-day to reach Omaha In time for Clara's wed ding, especially as I'm to be bridesmaid. You and mamma must not worry, for I shall get along all right alono." In the meantime other passengers come in and find their respective sections. The engine toots warningly. A few more kissts and hurried instructions, and papa and mamma are gone. The train moves off slowly at first, then with increased speed carries her further and further from the two worried souls she bad just left. Gladys felt a little bit frightened attho prospect of this, her first long journey alone, and kept her lace turned toward tho fast-flying but unnoticed landscape, for the blue eyes behind the long veil wcro blurred with tears. Her thoughts flew back to her parents, now on the way to their home in San Francisco. She knew how much they would miss her the only child though she was going to stay only a few weeks with her Omaha frionds. She thought, too, of some one else who well, some one who was also left in San Francisco, Finally, turning to inspect her fellcw travellers, she thought the few men aud two fussy old ladies looked very unin teresting. Thrown carelessly in the sec tion opposite was a valiso and a man's ulster, but the owner was net visible. She then turned her attention to tho books, candy and flowers packed up iu front of her. She read, smiled over, aud tucked away in her handbag tho cards and tiny sealed notes hidden in the candy boxes or attached to the bouquets. Time passed, and with a restless little yawn. Gladys glanced at her watch and found it after 6. The porter just then anuounced that a stop will be inado now at Sacramento for dinner. Gladys thought of the bother of un packing the neatly-strapped hamper for just one meal, disliked the idea of going out at the station alono, then decided to dine on candy, ns she was not very hungry. At the moment a familiar form came up the aisle, and in a second a tall, hand some young man was standing near with outstretched hand. A gleam of amuse ment was in his dark eyes as he quietly said. "How do you do, Gladys?" A delicate pink colored her cheeks as she shook hands and answored him with a surprised aud rather cool. "Why, Jack, where did jou come Irom?" "From the smoking-room where I've been for the last three hours, ever since I came in aud found you so wrapped up in the scenery you did not see me," he replied, moving some books away and sitting beside her in the most matter-of-course way. "Where are you going, Juckt" "To Omaha, Gladjs." "What for?" asked she, suspiciously. "Partly business partly pleasure. Business, to take care of you; pleasure, to be with you," he auswered, concisely. 'Now, Jack, you know thkt is very foolish, after" "Last night, when you refused ine again. Yes, I know; but you see I can't help being foolish. Was born So, I guetss," said Jack, resignedly. v Dead silence followed this for a about t4o minutes. She looked steadily out ofthe window, while he gazel absently at e ball head of a man a low teats iu from Then ho broke tho silenco by leaning toward her, and saying, in a very soft and persuasive tone: -'Gladys, won't you reconsider what you said last night?" Looking around nervously to see if anyone could hear, she auswerod: "No, Jack please don't go over that again, for it won't do one bit of good." lie looked disappointed ; then nicking up her jacket said : "Well, we are almost at Sacramento. Come, let us go out to dinner." Gladys rose quickly, glad that she did not have to dine on caudy, after all ; and while holping her with her coat Jack casually remarked: "You havolots of flowers." "Yes, and theso lovely violets they came this morning with no card nt tached ; but I think I can thank you for them," looking up brightly at him. A tender look came into his eyes as ho said, "les, I sent thorn, and I'm much obliged to you for wearing them." "Oh," said Gladays, rather coollv, "I had no preference. They mutchod ray dress so well that is why I wore them." "Yos, I see," assented ho as coolly. "Those cream roses would not look well with it at nil. for instance." Poor little violets that lost remark caused their dethronement, for the girl, witn a Mush, nastily and angrily detached them, saying, "Comoto think of it, the roses would bo far more effective, and pinned a few of the long-stemmed beauties in their place. Just as quickly Jack replaced the few violets he had worn in his coat with a rosebud that she had dropped, saying, "Mine are withered, ttio." Gladys looked annoyed, but said noth ing, and in five minutes they were hur riedly eating dinner at the station res taurant. Afterward Jack amused and enter tained her till the early bedtimo, ntd sho slept soundly that night, feeling safe with a inond so near. Carefully looking from behind her curtulns the next morning, Gladys saw that tho opposite section had been changed from "two.beds to two seats" again, but Jack was not visible. ITalf an hour found her dressed, waiting for him to appear, as she intonded asking him to breakfast out ot tho well stocked hamper. Presently he came in, and after a very slight hesitation, sailingly accepted her invitation. lie helped her unpack tho hamper and set the table in her section, and in a perfect gale of fun they began their morning meal sitting opposite. "This is fun, isn't it?" says Gladys, spearing for a sardine with a corkscrew, for Jack, as company, was honored with the only fork. "Immense I" he assented, so emphat ically that she laughed gleefully. Emboldened bv this, Jack, in the act of carrying a piece of cold chicken to his mouth, leaned over and lewering his voice and fork at the same time said coaxiugly, "Let's breakfast together ul ways shall we, Gladys?" She smiled in spite of herself at his tone and manner, even while a dainty frown slightly marred her pretty fore head, and she answered briefly and em phatieally: "Couldn't think of such a thing. Don t be silly, Jack." "Ob, you cruel little girl!" said Jack, dramatically, as he straightened up and proceeded to eat the morsel on his fork. Their merry little meal over, the rost of tho day passed in the usual routine of a Pullman car. Jack was all devotion from first to lust. Heading, talking and eating, with hasty little promenades when there was any opportunity, was the order of the day. Gladys acknowledged to herself, after bidding him good-night, that Jack was a very pleasant companion but she did not want to marry him; no, indoed. Jack Ilollis had known and loved Gladys Preston since ho was a boy of nineteen aud sho a little girl of four teen, lie had proposed aud been de clined several times, but knowing. thut she did not dislike him and believing that "everything comes to tho man who waits," he was waiting, and in the meantime wooing to the best of his ability. Ho was very much afraid sho would meet somo other man during her visit who would full iu love with her aud win her; hence his deep laid schmo to travel to Omaha with her. As for Gludys, after her first surprise at seeing him on board, she was so used to his never fail ing devction that she took his coming with he. as a matter of course. It wus just like Jack, sho thought. The second morning Gladys arose with a severe headache. With that and a wretched night's sleep, she was worn out and cross undeniably so. She snubbed poor Jack, who was all sympathy ; re fused the cup of tea he brought her whon they changed cars nt Ogden, and when the journey began again lay back on tho pillows he fixed in the seut for her, and would have nothing to say to him. All day she suffered intensely, feigning sleep most of the time to avoid being fussed over by tho sympathetic old ladies. How Jack longed to take tho golden brown head in his arms, and stroko the throbbing temples! Toward evening, when the rest of the passengers were out at diuner, he asked her, with a passion ate tremor in his voice, to givo him the light to do so. Sho was trying to swallow the tea he had again brought in to her. Pushing it away, she said angrily: "Jack, you bother mo to death. Don't ever mention that subject to me again, for I will not marry you. Go away and do not speak to me at all." Then the aching head dropped wearily back ou the pillow. Jack paled, took the half emptied cup, and walked silently out of the car. That was the last she saw of him thut night. Site bad her berth made up curly, and, utterly exhausted, soon fell iuto a re freshing sleep, from which she awoke in the night with her headache gone. Her first thought was of Juck, aud hor eyes opened wide with sliuuiu us she re membered her rudonc9s to tho man who had always been so kind to her. She recalled tho pained, set look as he had turned away the evening before, and re solved to ask his pardon tho first thing in the morning, when, of course, he would forgive her, and they would be good friends again. Morning found Gladys herself again, sweet and protty as ever; but no Jack to be seen. Ho had not come in to take breakfast with her, as sho expected, so she decided he must havo eaten at the station which had been passed early, be fore she was up. After lonely littlo breakfast by her self, she Bottled down comfortably with a book to read and wait for him to come and make up. - The hours passed however, and still no Jack. His traps were still opposite, so he must still be on the train, probably in the smoking room, where the other men spent most of their time. She be gan to grow very indignant at his ne glect. "To be sure,'I told him never to speak to me again, but he knew I did not mean it," soliloquized Gladys; then tossed her head and vowed she didn't care what ho did. At lunch timo she saw him disappear in the eating room without so much as a look even in her direction. Shortly after the train moved ho sauntered care lessly into his section. Meeting her wondering eyes, ho gravely bowed, then taking a book he was to all intents soon absorbed in in its contents. Her heart seemed to sink a few Inches as she fully realized that be had taken her hasty words literally and did not in tend speaking to her. But pride came to her rescue, and she was apparently as much interested in her work as he was in his. Tho afternoon rolled on, and still they read, never glancing at each other. At the train drew up at the dinner station he threw down his book, and without a word to the girl across the aisle, went out talking and laughing with one of the men. Gladys, who had not left the car that day, timidly asked the old ladies if she could go out to dinner with them, and was promptly taken under thoir wing. After dinner Jack stayed in the smoking room playing cards. Then, as the shadows darkened so that she could not see to read, Gladys's Bplrits fell to lowest ebb. Turning to the window, but seeing nothing of the fast-darkening landscape, she gazed steadily out with fast filling eyes. She realized and confessed then to herself how much she bad missed Jack all day. On tho train flew into the darkness. The car lamps were lit and berths were being made up all around her. More and mote lonely and low-spirited she grew. To-morrow morning would bring them to Omaha, where hor friends would meet her. She would go one way, Jack another, and he would never speak to her again. The last thought was too much for her, and by this time she was crying softly but bitterly in the corner, with her face still turned to the window. Ah, Jack, deliberately staying away all day from wilful little Gladys was a dip lomatic stroke .of yours! Suddenly some one lcanod over her and said softly; "Why, Gladys, home sick already?" Startled, she turned quickly, and with a joyful little catch of her breath dashed her handkerchief over hor eyes and an swered shyly, "No, Jack, only lonesome, and I I'm sorry I was so rude yester day." He sat down, screening her from any prying eyes, and said very low,"Gladys, darling, were you crying because I've been such an unmanly beast to-day?" Ibe pretty bead dropped lower but no answer. Jack glanced around; no one was looking. Taking her hand, ho said: "Gladys, once more I ask you to be my wife. If you say no I shall never trouble you again, but shall take tho first train home from Omuha to-morrow, a disappointed man. Which is it, dear, yes or no." btill no answer. "Suy yes, dearest," pleaded Jack, with his lips dangerously near the fluffy bang. An almost imperceptible nod was all the answer bo got, but it seemed to sat isfy him. Gently raising her head, he stole a kiss, just in time to escape tho porter s inquistive eyes as he came up, blandly asking the young lady if she was ready to have her berth made up. jiiusmng luriously, the young lady said she was ready; so pressing her hand warmly, Jack whispered, "Good night, love," and loft her, well satisfied with the result of his journey. Overland Monthly. Wonderful Insect Vitality. Jt is a standing puzzle to the entomo logists how frail little insects of the mos quito and butterfly order can brave the cold of au Arctic winter and yet retain their vitality. The larva; of the milk weed butterfly has been exposed to an artificial blast sixty-eight degrees below zero. Token out of range of this arti ficial blizzard and gradually ''thawed out" this same worm was able to creep iu less than a halt an hour afterwards. But terflies have been found flitting joyously about iu tho highest latitude man has ever penetrated, and tho mosquitoes of Alaska and Greenland are known to be the healthiest specimens of that race of little ptsU. St. Louis Republic. Taste and False Teeth. It does not seem that tho presence of fulse teeth iu the mouth would affect tho seuse of taste, but some persons who have used them say that their power is greatly impaired by their preseuee; that they cannot taste half as well as they could before they began the use of the lates. It is reasonable thut it should be so, for the false pulate covers the roof of the mouth, and thus deprives the user ol a great ileal of his tasting sur face. At least one-half the tasting is done with the palate, aud whou this is covered it stands to reasnu that tho fatuity of taste must bo materially Jm- 1 puirtd. New York Advertiser. SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL. Turkey has adopted tho Austrian smokeless powder. A machine has been invented which will turn out 30,000 corkscrews a day. Metal for Bessemer steel has been found in New Mexico, and a big com pany has been fornfed to develop it. Tho California Stato Board of Health is trying to start a movement for tho es tablishment of a lazaretto for the care of lepers. Japan has 700 carthquako observing stations, and the records of the 500 shocks that annually visit that country are accurately noted. The experience of several experiment stations is said to indicate that only a few varieties of figs arc adapted in hardi ness to any one location. Pineapple juice proves to have re markablo proteid digesting power, thrco ounces dissolving ten nr fifteen graius of dried albumen in four hours. The harbor of New-Haven, England, presents an excellent example of the ex tensive use of plastic unset concretc,this material having been almost exclusively used in the construction of that massive breakwater. Mechanical cotton-pickors and cleaners are needed in India, owing to tho com plaints made in England as to the adul teration of India-grown cotton. Con veniences for storing and cleaning graiu and for husking rice are also required. Dr. Lauder Brunton declares that cold water is a valuable stimulant to many if not all people. Its action on the heart is more stimulating thuu brandy. His own experieuce is that sip ping half a wine-glass of cold water will raise his pulse from seveuty-six to 100. The manufacture of flints, for what purpose is unknown, is still carried on by a single family in the French hamlet of Poicharioux. The stone is roughly broken by tho men and finished in tho house by the women; aud a single worker can dress 5000 or 0000 stones a week. Tho longest span of telephone wire iu tho world is said to be across the Ohio River, between Portsmouth, Ohio, and South Portsmouth, Ky. Tho wires nt this point span the river from a pole on the Ohio side, measuring 102 feet above the ground to the Kentucky hills on the opposito side, tho distance being 3773 leet between poles. A geneaological table of bo'ngs has been prepared by a French biologist, M. Fauville, to show the successive devel opment of animals in different media, beginning iu sea water, continuing after wards in fresh water, then in moist aud marshy soil to reach a higher stage on dry lauds. The boginning was tho cell, which originated in sea water; the climax wus man, reared only in the air. Medical authorities declare that fat people are less able to resist the attacks of disease or tho shocks of injuries and operations than tho moderately thin. Their respiratory muscles cunnot so easily act; their heart is often handicapped by the deposit on it, and tho least exertion throws them into a perspiration. A very fat person is in tho position of a man car rying a heavy burdon and too warmly clothed. The adoption of lighter guns, with a corresponding increase in the thickness of armor, is recommended by some Brit ish naval officers. Admiral Scott points out that the placing of over-heavy guns on certain ships has led to serious defi ciencies in armor. Iu a recently pub lished pamphlet be condemns tho narrow armor belt as worse than useless, and asks some questions that tho advocates of belted ships will Hud hard to answer. Tiie certain wreck of tho upper portion of such ships and probable sinking of the vessel is dwelt ou with much candor. Feats of Pcilestrianlsm. Probably the greatest pedestrian feat of the ccutury performed in the United Kingdom was thut of Bob Carlisle, who completed in 1883 tho uuprccedeutod feat of walking 6100 miles iu 100 tiays. The tusk wus performed to test the capa bilities of a moderate drinker as com pared wH ' . -jdurancc of a total ab stainer. The distance was covered by repeated journeys between Hcatou, Nor ris, Blackpool, Manchester, Oldham, Rochdale, Bury aud Broughtou. Weston, tho abstainer, only com pleted S000 miles in tho same period. Iu January, 1870, Weston walked 1077 miles iu 1000 cousccutive hours, a mar velous feat of endurance. For a single day's walking W. Howes stands first, having covered 127 miles 2M0 yards in tweuty-four hours at tho Agricultural Hall, Islington. Tho greatest distance walked iu ono hour was eight miles 17 yards, by W. Urifliu iu 1881, and in four hours was 27J miles, by W. Franks iu 18S2. The greatest distance ruu iu ono hour was eleven miles 970 yards by Louis Bcuuott iu 1803. Spure Mo incuts. Nature's Cure for Diphtheria. Nuture has her own remedy for dip' theria. It is uothiug moro nor nothing less than pineupplo juice. It will cure the worst cuso thut mortal flesh was afflicted with. I did not discover the remedj ; the colored people of the South did thut. While iu Mississippi some few years ago ono of my children was taken with diphtheria ami the question of his deuth wus only the problem of a few hours. Ao old colored man, to whom my wile hud showu some kiuduess, culled at the house, and, sayiug he had heard of my little one's illness, urged me to use pineapple juice. Tho old fellow de clared that in Louisiana, where he came from, lie hud seeu it tried many times, and that iu each case it hud proved efftclive. So I secured a pineapple and squeezed out the juice. After a while we got some of it down the boy's throat and iu a short time he was cured. The pincujiplo must be thoroughly ripe. Tuu jinco is of so corrosive a miture thut it will cut out the diphtheria wucouJ JU- OiVUlu yal.) Mercury, ANIMALS AND TOOTHACHE. ! THEY SUFFER A8 MEN DO, AND MUST BE TREATED. Ilorso and Doic Dentisis Groat Improvement In tho Medical and Knrjtical Treatment or I torso. FILL horses' teeth? Yes; why not? A horse is a good deal bke a man, and horses suffct from decayed teeth, exposed nerves' and toothache just the same as a man or a woman. How cau we tell! Why, by examining their jaws, of course; ond nfter we havo located the scat of the trouble, we quickly try to alleviate the suffering. Even dogs havo toothache. Many a lady's pet dog suffers pain from cohl and exposed nerves, and pines away and refuses to cat, becnuso it it suffering with his teeth. There is a setter dog iu Brooklyn whoso teeth aro filled with gold. The owner, a dentist, noticed a defectivo tooth in the dog's head, and determined to fill it. Tho dog was per suaded to take a seat in tho chuir, while the doctor drilled out the cavity and filled in the gold. Tho dog stood it like a major, and looked up gratefully wheu tho work wus finished. While nt the Bonner farm, somo timo ago, Veterinary Surgeon Ralph Oglo, of this city, was told of a horse on a neigh boring farm which refused to cat. The most tempting food had been offered the snimiul, but it had persistently de clined to accept even tho least morsel of it. The doctor, who is a veteran in his profession, examined the horse and found growing alongside its jawbone eight pro tuberances which were the sizo of wal nuts and were as hard as bone. With the knife and forceps now used in im proved dental veterinary practice, he op erated ou the horse's jaw and succeeded iu taking out five of tho protuberances. Very soon after this the animal begun to cut, and is now doing well. Great improvement has been made in the medical aud surgical treatment of the horse in the past few years. Tho treatment is more scientific in every re spect. The veterinary surgeon nowadays must possess a thorough education, ond be posted in as many branches as a physician. His calling requires him to bo particularly sensitive Bnd alert; for he is treating a dumb animal, whoso manifestations of pain aro difficult to rnako out. The result of all this is that the sick or injured horso gets nearly as careful and minute treatment as tho sick or hijured man. Fractured bones ore often reset, and even amputntion has been performed for special purposes. Let the horse injure its leg or foot, and the member is done up iu a sliug as tenderly and carefully ns though it belonged to a human being. A bay mure that had been used in horso power, while working iu the machine, cauj ht her right hind foot in ono of tho logs with such force as to stop tho ma chine and seriously injure tho foot. In a short time tho ummul could hardly put her foot to tho ground, and when the doctor was called in she was suffering in tense pain. An operation was performed, and the injured leg, as well as the ani mal herself, was put in slings, and for days the foot was dressed daily. Just two months from the date of operation the wouud was cutirly closed. Horses in these days must have their quinine ns well us human beings. Tho biggest dose of quinine ever given to a hor.-e was in a case of pneumonia. Tho doctor prescribed the culinary do9e, ono drachm. By mistake nu ounce of the drug was added to this and given to tho tuimal at 10 a. m. At 7 in m., when tho doctor culled, the horse Was prespinug freely, had a full pulse and its temper ature had fallen from 104 to 101 de grees. Tho same dose was ordered given, and was curried out before the mistake was discovered. The doctor, in telling tho experience, added-' "I vis ited the horse ubout H o'clock the follow ing morning, and was met by a whinny ing welcome, to which I at once re spoued by giving a small feed of oats, which wus soon put out of tho way. I found the pulse not so full, body quite dry, but the temperature was back to 1U4 degrees. Hero wus a cuso where two ounces of quinine- had beeu givou inside of niue hours without any re markable result." A lnct not generally known is that electricity is coining into extensive uso in tho medical treatment of horses. It is found of vulue in nervous affections, and especiully iu discuses of the throat and lurnyx. Sometimes regular shocks are given two or three times a day, aud the horso submits to tho galvuuio current very rcudily. Tho vetcriuary surgeon of these days finds that the horse is subject to con sumption, rheumatism, sciuticu, and, in fact, nearly ull diseases incident to hu man beings even hydrophobia. New York Advertiser. An Electrical Shampoo. Iu Devonshire, Engluud, one day re cently, a purty of young people were overtaken by a heavy shower ot hail stones, which lusted about ten minutes, end during thut time they felt as though highly charged with electricity. "The ladies of the purty," says a correspondent "felt us though ants were running among their hair, which wus fastened up with steel hairpins. Ono of the gentlemen held his bunds to the head of one of the others and at ouce the hair stood on cud. This wus done several times with the suu.e result, und for two or three days afterward their heads felt tho effects of the electrical whipping. This singular matter is much tulkcdof iu Devonshire." Loudon Nuws. A Diary Coverlu Three Centuries. A diury begun more than three cen turies ago by the llozuku family of Jupan bus beeu kept up continuously by the various heads to whose churge it was committed until the volumes now fill eight large cheats. It wus no New Year tApcriuiciit with either the original Colonel Hozuka or his successors. New Yoik l'reba. THE GREATEST MAN ON IS A HI H. Once on a time there was a town Composed of men of such renown That each one called himself the beet, Which didn't please, of course, the rest. To settle who was greatest there Without resources to blows unfair They all agreed, with airs of pride, To let a famous judge decide. Before the court the townfolks came, And each in turn proclaimed his fame. "I save men's soul?," said Parson Bra; "I henl them," answered Dr. Gray. "And I do botli," the cobbler cried, "My work is bound to Inst, besides. "I sow to reap," soke Farmer Stout, "I rip to sew," yelled Tailor Snout; "Ami as the best bread in the town I take the cake," bawled Baker Jtrowu. "I make sweet songs," the poet said, "Not by my hands, but with my head;" "Anil I do headwork, too," replied . Tho barber, "and it's cut and dried." The butcher said, "I can't be beat, For I alone moke both ends meat." "I moet both etuis," said Grocer Small, "My honest weighs are praised by all." At last the old schoolmaster proud Stood up and to the people bowed , "I am the man of greatest worth," He spoke, "because I rule the earth," "Ha, ha!" the others laughed, "ho, hoi Just hear old 'spellln' lesson' blow." "Hir, please explain," the Judge calls 1 out, "Your neighbors seem your word to doubt." "I will, your honor! In my school The children, good and bad, I rule; The children rule their mothers. Hoi The mothers rule the men, you know; The men with ballots understand Elect the ones who rule the land, Ho, consequently, from my stool The world and all therein 1 rule." "You are the liinnmt mmi in i-mu," The Judge llnliiwl, "put tl -r-'wii " II. C. lK-lg, li ti,, HU.MOU Ul' 1HI t Tho vilest sinner luo r thing except au umtm A friend in need Is a frit-u 1 i crally strikes you for quarter. V It is a case of faith with wot with a man who buys a cheap clock. If It wasn't for the cranks tho wheels of civilization would not revolve. Wanted Tho namo of the goldsmith who made the welkin ring. Truth. Tho independent man is very often In dependent circumstauces. Truth. Tho fog might bo pointed out ns Eng land's air apparent. Washington Star. Dudes now uso bronze powder to pro duce the effect of tan. It is cheuper than a yacht. Wheuevor thoro is any doubt about a dog's sanity, an ounce of leal is worth a pouud of cure. The man who strikos au attitude im agines that he is making a great hit. Gulveston News. Tho work of teaching young ideas how to shoot should bo extended so as to in clude the duelists. "A little nonsense now and then Is relished by the best of men ;" The other feature of the uuestiou Is that it helps along ilim'ti jii. HariKT j Batir. It used to bo all expressed iu "the pcu is mightier than the sword." But now, tho typewriter is mightier than the tor pedo boat. He "It's lots of fun to mako fun of society, isu't it ('' She "Yes; but it's heaps more fun to bo in society and bo made fun of." Truth. The sultry days do now befal, When Sol with merry last. Makes stunl-up collar, one and all, Lie promptly down to rest. Washington Star. Marriage will continue to bo a failure till our young wemen learn t support a man in tho style he bus u I ways beeu ac customed to. Eiuiiru Gazette. kUrhere is room at the top," says Hope, Ami warbles it oft and swvotly; Hut the modern youth with a "nervy" nir ISuvs "It wou't be so when 1 ouee get tueiv; I'll till the place up completely." "And you will not marry me, Miss llickaC "Never, .Mr. Small. 1 do not love you." "Very well. 1 am content. Is er your younger fister at home, Miss Hicks?" Harper's Bu.ur. Physician "Here, take this; it's good for your liver." Fogg "Aud what do I cure if it isf Hasn't my liver given me more trouble than ull my other tormentors put together? No, sir; givo me something that's good for me, no mutter how bad it is lor iny liver 1" Bostou Transcript. Johnny was told lie might havo half of the grapes. When his mother weut to the cupboard she found lie had taken all and left none for his sister. When spoken to by his mother, he replied, "Mammu, I'll tell you just how it was. When I had eaten half of the grapes, I happened to think thut I'd eaten up Grucie's half instead of my own. I wus real sorry, but then I couldu't help it." Bostou Transcript. "You have promised to love me always, Reginald," she murmured, "but cuu 1 tiust you, Reginald? Cau 1 trust what is the matter, dcirf ' "Noth ing, Gwendolen, uothiug'." he replied, mustering himself with uu effort. "A moiueutary spusm uothiug more. It is gone." The question was the same that his tailor bad asked him in u loud, harsh, surcastij voice only an hour before, Chicago Tribune. Mr. Popinjay (fulling on his knees) "Miss Wilson, 1 cau lio longer resist tho pussionate impulse to appeal to you on the inomeutous tuUjeot that is fraught for mo with the issues of life aud death. And yet 1 am overawed ul my presump tion wheu 1 take into consideration tho celestial glamour of your pt i soual charms, the dazzling lustre of your intellectual attainments, the exquisite, the adorable " Miss Wilson "Ficuso me, Mr. Popiujay, but there ure times when eloquence is rather out of place. If jou wish to pop tho question, pop ii, uudt u Jouu wuli it." -Jf'uu, V