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' " uwvitB wui iu .1 aag unjmoui w inunicsuoaa. rep The world' population is said to bo increasing at tbe rata of 6,000,000 per year. In Paria the common public schools are provided with medicine cases, and instructiout ,are given for uiug the remedies. Labouchero, of London Truth,' is op posed to woman suffrage, on the ground that there are more women than men, and that woman's suffrage therefore means petticoat government. In France fortunes are counted not in dollars but in francs, and .the French have invented a new word to describe men like tho late Mr. Astor, whom they call not a millionaire but a niilliard aire. It will undoubtedly surprise many per sons, tho New York Commercial Adver tiser remarks, to learn that tho nursery or floral interest in the United State now reach a value of nearly $12,000,000 and claim an empire of more than 170,000 acres. The development ot the petroleum in terest in Peru has made such progress that it has been found necessary to lay pipe lino botweon tho wells and tbe ports on the coast. It is believed that the Peruvian wells will soon supply the entire demand of the west coast of South America. m America grows tho bulk of the wheat that is used la England at present, but thcro are fears, chronicles the Chicago Timos, that with tho increased facilities for traffic tho wheat from India will drivo out the wheat from America. The Rus sian competition, of which much was feared, ha been checkod, at least for some years. The street of Berlin aro toon to bo en rioliod by a large number of so-called "Urania pillars," of which it is propotod to set up in all 300. Tbeso pillars will be about eighteen feet high, constructed of cast iron, aud will each coutain a clock, meteorological instruments, weather chart, astronomical and geographical announcement, and also, as in the street of Ptris, a plan of the neighbor ing street In enlarged form to euublo strangers to find their way. All that coven Egypt with fertile flolds, hemmed in everywhere by sterile wastes, is the sodiment which the Athara Iliver, the Nilo's great tributary, brings from rich Kassala and the mountains of Abyssinia and spreads over the Kilo Valley. It lias been maintained by Sir Samuel Baker that if the Soudanese only knew thoir power it would not be difficult to divert tho Athara from its channel and dry up its water in the Nubian desert, turning Egypt into a barren wilderness like the surrounding waste. It seems that in Corsica you secure your personal safety by koepiug a bandit. In an articlo in the National Roviow Basil Tbompson explain that the tax of supporting a bandit is not without its compensations. Bandits are a hidden . power in the country. They control the petty olections; they menace those who are feostilo to their own friends. Thus, while tbe existence of 600 of them is a real danger to public security, it is no tmall advantage to a Corsican to be re lated to a bandit. You support, you pay, protect the bandit; and in return he places his gun at your disposal. It is an exchange of service!. "Ho has a ban dit in his service" is a common expres sion. Are you in debtt Tho bandit will gain you time. Are you disputiug the ownership of property! The baudit will show your oppoueut ho is wrong. Have you land on which shepherds tres pass! lie will keep them off. According to a St. Louis decision, quoted by tbe Boston Transcript, tbe Etealing of electricity is a misdemeanor in tbe eyes of tbe law. A hardware dealer with some knowledge of electri city placed a fine wire across the connec tions to bis meter, and caused it to register in a certain time about 320 am peres less thuu was actually used. When brought to trial his lawyer interposed tho ingenious deieuce that, as at common law electricity was unknown, and could not under tbe code bo made a subject of larceny, and as no statutory law had been passed making it a felouy or misdemean or to steal electricity, for tbe reason that its character was not known, aud that it was not subject to asportation as person al property, bis client could not bo con victed of larceny. It was, however, shown by the prosecution that gas, also unknown at common law, was neverthe less something whose larceny was recog nized by the law us a misdemeanor. When the attorney for tho defence inter posed tbe plea Unit the act in question was fraud or deception instead of a larceny, the judge took advantage of the Missouri statute which makes fraud per petrated with a view to theft a felony, and set the defendant's bail at $3000. the marching of the orass. O the marching of the Orassl O the Joy that comas to pass When the mighty silent army with green banners overblown Drags the winter from his throne! Conquers all his shining valleys, climbs tbe rampart of the hill, Bteal by lonely wayside hedges, ford the river broad and still. Undermines the fortress forest, overtops the eastlo wall, Bwift invading wins the cities, and the hamlet brown and small. Till the whole wide world is captured, And the soul of man enraptured, Thrills wth passion of delight Bunny morn and dewy night; And the joyous rhythmic pulsing marketb time In lad and lass To the marching, Marching, Marching, Of tbe Gran. O the marching of the Grass 1 Fairer things may come to pass In the golden days of summer; roses drunk with wine of June; Flitting wild birds all atune With the odorous breathed dawning; won drous tapestry ot flowers; Balm of incense; rest of shadow; tangled roll of joweled showers; Hymning choirs of happy musio backward tossed from earth to sky; Tbe full beauty of completeness in rich chorus lifted high 1 But what means its regal splendor To the love beat shy and tender With which Hope, the Blest, doth chime; In man's pulses marking time To the haunting spell of gladness that doth come and go, alasl With the marching. Marching, Marching Of the Gram. Mary E. Blake, in Independent. SUMMER B9AKDER& BY HELEN FOBRXST GRAVES. CTBOOL was over for the day, and Mis Merritt stood by the i open window, breath- iug-iu mo 4icDu nir fromi tho May woods. All th e grimy late and pencils were inrtheir places; the dogta eared books piled up; the copy books inftho big desk. Evenlittle Tommy Pepper,: tho prettiest and worst behaved boy in school, had been let off from his diurnal half hour's detention, under solemn bonds of never offending again in the bentjpin and spit ball question, and Mis .Merritt was drawing a long sigh of relief when the door flew open with a jerk, iud Irene Evans came In, carrying a ' bundle of books. Miss Merritt opened her eyes. "Why, Irene, I thought you mutt bo sick," said she. "You have not been in school for two days. Irene was tall and shapely, with largo blue eyes, black hair growingjlow on ber brows, and very red cheeks. Her calico gown fitted her badly, and tho ribbons on her coarse straw hat were faded inithe sun, and spotted by manya ahower. "No," said she, jerking out the word somewhat a she had jerked open the door, "I ain't sick. . But I ain't coinin' to school any mere. Father, he say it's a waste o' time." "Oh, Irene I" The girl sat down on oneoffthe hacked and whittled benches and burst into tears. "If I knew anywhere to run," said he, "I'd run away. Yes, yl would. Father don't treat me raore'n ; half de cent, and he hain't, since mother died. I ain't nothin' but a drudge, aud I hain't do clothes to wear, and he won't pay me a cent wages, beg and implore as I will. And I'd sorto' set my heart on takin' summer boarder this year, like Ellen Holt did last season, but he soy bo's hired extra farm hands,- an' I've got to cook for 'em for notbin'. Ob, Mbs Mer ritt, what shall I dot" Miss Merritt smoothed down the black, crinkly hair with a kindly touch, as sho stood over the girl' drooping form. "But, Ireno," (aid she,;"if he puts all this additional work upon , you.be surely should allow youiome of the profits." Irene gave a short laugh. "Catch him 1" said she. "He just wontl" "Irene," said Miss Merritt, ''haven't I always heard that half the farm wo yours!" "It wo mother'," said Irene. "Ho was only mother's second husband, you know, and their farm joined. It' mine by will. But father he don't care noth ing about wills." "Isn't there an old house on the place!" "Yes," Ireno answered. "But it ain't so modern as the one we live in. Fath er's always talkin' about lettin' it to some o' them Swede farmers up north o' here." "I it in tolerable repair!" "For all I know it i," Irene an swered. "Then why don't you fit it up and go into the boarder business yourself! You're eighteen and post, for all you're so behind in your rule of three and geog raphy. And you are an excellent cook and a good housekeeper, and you've managed for Mr. Parson's ever since your mother died." "Mel" gasped Irene; "all alone!" "I would come and be your first boarder," said Miss Merritt. "My pres ent home is too far to walk, now that the warm weather has set in. I must make some change." "Bat 1 ain't got no furniture," said the girl. "I will lend you a little toward that," smiled Miss Merritt. "I can take it out iu board afterward. "Matting for the floors, and cheap pine furniture cannot oust much. City butuder tare more IP 11? for fresh milk, plenty ol fruit and striot cleanliness than they do for style." Irene's eyes sparkled. "Two of the Jersey cows i mine," said she. "And there's an early straw berry posture on the side hill just beyond the old house, and lots o' blackberry tangles all along tbe river shore. Do you think wo could venture, Miss Mer ritt!" "I don't know why not," said tho school teacher, reflectively. "What I" roared old Mcdad Parsons, when tho first load of furniture passed under the willow along the road be yond hi doorway; "Irene furnishin' up that old ramshackle shell of a house for boarders! .Why, we've got boarders here, hain't we! Four on 'cm, for hayin' timo. An' who' goin' to cook an' wash an' scrub for me, I'd like to know!" "Not Irene, I guess," said old Mrs. Simmon, who stood by tho gate. "Irene's got sort o' tried o' the way you manage matters, Deacon Parsons." "But," stuttered the doacon, "it'll cost me a dollar an' a horf a week to get Nancy Nutting here." "I shouldn't wonder," laid Mr. Sim mons. "I guess," marled Parsons, "Irene'll find I've got a word to say on this 'ere question." But Irene had more spirit than he had given her credit for. "I've got to have clothes," said ho, "an' I've got to earn a little money of my own. And I'm goin' to earn it this way." "You haiu't no business in that house nor on that land," snarled the old man, "unless you rent it of me." "It's my mother's land, not yours!" flashed out Irene. "And I'm your guardeen till you're twenty-one 1" "Not legally!" cried Irene. "Wal, if you want to tako it into the law courts, I'm wlllln'," said Parsons. "I guess you'll find out I'm light. And what's more, I leased that land last week for five years, to Squrib Tolland' son. He's a notion to go into the tobacco-raisin' business." "But," gasped Irene, "I've papered the house and painted it, and furnished itl And my city boarders are coming next week I" "I can't help that," chuckled Par sons. "You might a-took counsel with me. But look a-here, Irene. I don't want to see ye cornered. You can lot your boarder come here to this house. It' a deal comfortabler an' more sightly than tbe other one, and the hay hands can hev them little chambers in the barn loft. Tbar's room for all of em." "And will you allow me for my work!" eagerly questioned Irene. "I'll allow ye yout board an' clothes," said tho flinty-hearted old man. "An' tbut's all ye'ro wuth." "No," said Irene, firmly. "If I atri to be your maid-of -all-work, father, I must have a maid-of-all-work's wages." "Well, yo won't !" indifferently spoke Deacon Parsons, as he put hi clay pipe on Jhe windowsill. And a he watched Irene go out of tho room, he muttered to himself: "I guoss I've got her this time." Quietly and silently, like one smitten by a deadly blow, the girl put on her hat and walked quietly up tho dusty road to the old farmhouse where her mother had been born. Tho window were all open, the pretty muslin curtains fluttered in the wind, the cinnamon rose weiv .11 in bloom. In tbe kitchen the carpenter was put ting up tbe last wooden shelves. Miss Morritt wo hanging buff linen shades in the parlor window. Irene stood at tbe foot ot the garden path, dreading to go in and tell her how tho deacon had frustrated all their plans by hi wily machination. Just at that moment there came a quick, elastic tread down the road. It Wo Harry Tolland himself tbe young fellow newly returned from Montreal. "Irene!" he cried, gaily. "I it you! Well, what do you think of my new speculation, eh! Halloa 1 Why, there' some one living in the house I Your father never told me ' "A woman was planning to take sum mer boarders," said Ireno, in a choked voice. "Women hain't many way of earnin' a livin', you know." "Well, she 11 have to earn hers somo other way," said Tolland, lightly. "I've leased this land aud I m going to live in this house. And I want you to live there with me. Don't start' so, Irene," passing his arm caressingly arouud her poor little calico-clad waist. "I've always loved you since I was a boy, and I've always looked forward to this time. Will you marry me, Irene! We'll buy the furni ture of the boardiug-houso keeper, if it suits' you, dear. I don't want auy poor soul to lose money through mo.and we'll move right in. Come, dearest, let us go through our own house together!" For her head had fallen on hi shoulder. She hud burst into an April storm of smiles and tears. 'Oh," she cried, "it seoms as if I must be dreaming) Do you love mo, Horry! Do you really care for poo, stupid, insignificant uie!" "I love you, Irene, he answered sim ply. "Don't I toll you that I always loved you!" 'Then, Harry," she whispered, "let me tell you a secret. I'm the boarding house keeper." And she confided to his astonished ears the whole story of her venture. "Aud you must lot me go on all the same, Marry 1" coaxed she. "Because you know, dear, we're young people just beginning tbe world, and I want to con tribute my share. And Miss Merritt has assisted me, and she must be paid. And, oh, Harry, I shall bo so proud to do something to help my husband 1" "For the sake of those two sweet words you shall havo your own way, uiy darling," said young Holland, cxult ingly, "But, Irene, what a plucky girl you are, to be sure. Uo you know I'm proud of you!" Tbe city boarders were rather sur prised when they arrived, in the purple dusk of a lovely July tveuiuii. la ail the negotiations nothing had been laid about Mr. Tolland. j "t didn't know there was a man of tho house," said Mrs. De Poyntz. "Why, of course there isl" said Miss Merritt. "Who clso would take you for long drives to all tho cascade and grot toes and mountain tops! Who would put up the lawn-tennis net and hang the hammocks! You might have known we couldn't get along without a man about the house!" 'He's very handsome, anyhow," laid Mis Gramont. "But how extremely young our host and hostess are!" "Oh, they'll get over that every day they live," said Miss Merritt, laughing. And Deacon Parsons gnashed his teeth in vein. Irene had outgeneraled him, after all. Saturday Night. How a Fish .Seen. The medium in which fresh-water fishes live give them a chance to seo a great distance only in the horizontal direction, and the proper adjustment of the eye would make, under usual con ditions, tho optical axis take this direc tion. To me it seems impossible to ex plain the constant revolution of the eye ball on any other hypothesis except that given, viz. : That the optical axis ex tends forward instead of sidewise. When a fish wishes to cat anything, either at the bottom of tbe pond or at tbe surface of the water, - it swims directly toward the object; and in this case the eyes are instantly adjusted in line with tbe body, so as to biing the imago of the particle desired upon the posterior portion of the retina. In this case tboy lose their usual horizontal position. If a fish wishes to turn to tho right or left in the water, says Professor Apgur in the American Anglor, the first move ment is that of the eyes in unison in the diroslion of the turning. This would be entirely unnecessary if tho apparent axis was the axil of most distinct vlsiou, a one of tbe eyos would oo all that was to bo leen on the side of the turning. After thi movement of tho eye the body turns enough to bring the eyas Into their normal position, then there is again a movement of the eyos and next a move ment of the body. Thi causes a peculiar jerking motion of the eyeballs during the whole timo of the turning of tho body. . Umbrellas lit Tnrkcy. In many Eastern countries an umbrella i a mark of distinction, and it use is confined to people of rank. Turkey is one of the few Asiatic countries where the umbrella is in common use, and car ried as a protection from rain. In most places its use is that of a parasol. Says an Eastern traveler.: "Arriving at Con stantinople from countries further to tho east, where tbe umbrella is considered a badge of high rank, I wo much aston ished to find it in common use in rainy weather. However, I soon learned that traces of the same luperstition existed. One rainy morning I had occasion to walk along the road which faces the Bosphorus. One of the buildings I passed 1 a favorite palace of the Sultan, in which he was then residing. As I approached tho gate with my umbrella over my head, one of the lentiucls stationed there accosted me in a threat ening manner. Not understanding what he said, I went on, whereupon he ran at mo with his fixed bayonet lovelcd. At that moment a friendly Turk, who was walking behind me, snatched my um brella with violence from my hand and thrust mo forward. Then the soldier returned to his station, and allowed me to proceed in peace. On returning my umbrella the Turk explained that every one is obliged to take down his um brella on passing the actual residence of the Sultan. No matter how heavy the rain, each person passing tbe palace must lower the umbrella, and not elevate it again until fully past the building." Indians Not tiireu to Lying. The Dakota, unless they have boon corrupted by bad white men, are strictly and literally truthful. One has to bo careful not to mako a mistake in talking with them. When they asked how many "sleeps" (nights) before we meant to do any certain thing, we had to be sure of the number for fear of shocking them by not keeping our word. One is not allowed to change one's mind about en gagement either. On one occasion we bad gone the rounds of the camp invit fng all, old and youug, to a sort of en tertainment a reception we called it, for want of another name. On the day appointed I was seized with a fever, and my sister decided that we would have to postpone our treat. So she sounded tbe police sigual, three taps on the bell, and seut our faithful Still-Arm to let the camp know that no one was to come to the school house that day. But she reck oned without her invited guests. In dians are punctuality itself, and prompt ly at 4 o'clock, the hour set, they begun to pour iu. The first comers were al lowed to come iu my bedroom, that they might report my illness to those on tbe way. But it did no good. Tbe entire camp arrived. My sister rushed for the hardtack that we had meant to be a part of the refreshments, and distributed it among them at tho door, and bade them good-by. Theu thoy went reluctantly home. New York Post. Columbus' Idea of the World. Columbus believed the solid part of the sphere to be larger than tho liquid part, aud the distauce by tho suuset road between the East Indies and western Europe to be less than it is. But in those two capital errors lay tho great inceutive to tbe execution and suc cess of his purpose. Had he kuowu tbe vast planetary spaces covered by the waters; the continent interposed between his own Europe and the laud of dia monds, pold, aud spices; the difficulty aud peril of the passage yet to bo braved in the fur regions of the auturctic pole la order to sail from our continental Europe to the oriental Indies by the western way, he would perhaps have ' shruuk bock in alarm aud dread. Cea- ' turj. j M ANUFACTURING BUTTONS. ANAHTIClB THAT HAS BECOME A M4CES3ITY TO CIVILIZATION. Invented Only ISO Year Aero What They Have Done for Costume Methods of Mannfactttre. ft I UTTONS have played a great I "C part in the world," said a 1 J scientific man to a Washing. 6 ton Star writer. "They were invented only a century and a half ago, and yet they have revolutionized clothes. Until modern times people do lighted in loose and flowing robes, which were flung around tho body. In day ot old the tailor and dressmaker paid no attention to "fit," having regard merely for the graceful adjustment of drapery. All this was changed by buttons. They were not worn originally for any useful purpose, but merely for ornament. Thus, if you look up (heir history, you will find that the earliest pattern of them were splendid and costly. However, it was not long before their utility for fas tening garments came to be realized. They rendered it possiblo to make clothing fit closely to the body, and bo they brought about a complete alteration in the theory of costume. "Buttons have becorao necessary to civilization. It is difficult to see how mankind could get along without them now. Only savages and the indolent peoples of the Orient dispense with them. They are made of every con ceivable material almost, including all tho metals from gold to pewter, pearl, ivory, tortoise shell, bone, horn, hair, indio rubber, wood, amber, jot, glass, porcelain, clay, leather, papier macho, vegetable ivory, precious stones and all sorts of stuffs and cloths. Metal buttons are (ither stamped with dies or cast. One firm in the United States turns out 65,00O,0J0 iron backs for covered but tons every year. Glass buttons are made by pinching the half soft material in hot pincers. Tbe pincers are furnished with a die, if it is desired to impress a design on the buttons. Wooden button molds come largely from the south of France, where plenty of wood suitable for the purpose grows. "Common shirt buttons are made by mixing finely powdered soapstono with silicate ot soda, otherwise known ai water glass.' The mixture is dried and repulverized pnd the powder is pressed into molds by machinery. The freshly molded buttons are baked in a furnace, dipped in 'water gloss' and again baked. When cool, they are polished by bein; placed in a rotating barrel of water. Finally they are dried and given an ad ditional polish in a rotating batrel with soapstone powder. Porcelain buttons are, manufactured like small ornamental articles of earthen ware. The moistened clay is pressed into plaster of parii molds, and tbe buttons thus molded, af ter being dried on boards, are given I first firing and baking in the 'biscuit oven.' At this stage tbe baked button) are called 'biscuits.' Then thoy a glazed directly, or, as i preliminary, ar adorned with colors, which are fixed bj further baking in the 'enamel kiln. The colors are put on by hand painting or by 'transfer printing.' By the lattci process the design is printed from a cop per plate with a peculiar iuk on tissuo paper, which is placed while the im pression is moist on tho biscuit ware. After the ink has had timo to dry the paper is removed, leaving the design on the buttons. "Mother-of-pearl buttons are cut by hand with a small revolving circular saw. The work requires great skill, uu impor tant object being to get as many buttons as possible out of each shell. If tho mother-of-pearl is thick enough, it is sometimes split into two layers. Finest of all pearl buttons are : those made from the white edged Macasary shells brought from the East India seas. These shells are worth $800 a ton in tho crude. The waste mother-of-pearl is ground to a fine powder, which is mixed with gum to a paste and molded into buttons of an inferior quality." How Pepsin is Procured. "While I have always had a vague idea as to tho nature and properties of pep sin," said a gentleman to the Man About Town, "I never fully realized that it is the veritable product of the animal stomach until recently. During a visit to New York I saw the process of manu facturing in a factory that has the oddest method of preparing the article that ever entered the human mind. Br fly , stated, a number of perfectly healthy hogs are fattened for market, and for thirty-six hours before killing time aro deprided of all food, not even allowed a drop of water. Then tbe trough from which they are accustomed to eat is cov ered with strong wire netting and tbu most appetizing slops and hog delica cies, smoking hot, are poured into the trough. Tbe fumes ascend with grate ful fragrance to the porcine nostrils, the hogs all run to tbe trough and stand over it, ravenous with huuger, squealing and fighting with each other for a chance to get at tbe food. The irou netting pre vents them tasting the food, and while they aro still thinking about the matter they are killed, and their stomachs being taken out are fouud perfectly full of gas tric juice, from which pepsin is pre pared. The process was quito a revela tion to me." St. Louis Hepublic. Tigers la the Malay Peninsula. The tiger of the Malay peninsula is more savage thun his neighbor, the tiger of the Indian jungles. In appearance he is much similar, but if anything a triilo larger. I have walked through jungle day after day which was swarming with tigers, yet I have never seen one in tbe day time unless he was being hunted. At night you often hear them, roaring, more especially during rainy weather. A tiger is supposed to kill its victim at once by a geutle rap from his huge paw on the back of tbe neck, which at once breaks it. This is the tradition of the Malays, but I will not vouch for its ver acity, though it seems probable enough. Su Fuweiaco ChxoiuUo. ' SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL. An English doctor declares hot bread at night is not injurious to health. A thunderstorm in hot weather trav els at the average rate of thirty miles an hour. An alloy of gold and aluminum has recently been made. Its color is a most beautiful purple, and it will be valuable in making jewelry. The blood-vessels in the white of the eye aro so small that they do not admit the little red corpuscles to which the color of tbe blood is due. Two ingenious Swedish astronomers aro reported to have produced an artifi cial aurora by establishing electric cur rents between two mountains. Some tinsmiths use leaden-headed nails for roofing purposes. Tho last strokes flatten 'the head over the hole made in tbe tin, and leaking is thus prevented. An English electrician mentions a curi ous case of one-way conduction. Hot gas conducts the current, but with one electrode cold it conducts best when that elcctrodo is negative. Cincinnati, Ohio, is to bo lighted at an expense of $34.90 per lamp per year. The present contract price is $144. The new price is twenty-throe cents a night for lamps of 2000 candle power. Observations made to determine the longitude of Montreal, Canada, show that the transmission of the electric cur rent across tho ocean and back occupied a trifle over one second, the distance be ing 8000 miles. Tbe ordinary, commonplace soap bub ble ha recently been playing an impor tant part in experiments on the magnctio qualities of gases, and has provod itself to be one of the toughest and most elas tic membranes known. The earth's surface only exceods the moon's by about thirteen and one-half times. The moon's surface is fully as Iqrgo as Africa and Australia togothor, and noarly as large as North and South America without tho islands. The "sea serpent" has been made a subject of special study by the Director of the Zoological Gardens at the Hague. He has collected reports ot 1C6 appear ances, and concludes that the reports must all refer to a single unknown ani mal species. A test of three spoons during sixteen years has given these results : The sil ver spoon lost 8.78 per cent., part of which was due to polishing; the alumi num, 5.85 per cent., which represents the actual wear; and tho German silver spoon, 6. 62 per cent., a result far too low, as this spoon, unlike tbe others, was not in constant use. Tbe durability of silver and aluminum, therefore, appears to be about the same, and much greater .than that of German silver Lepers Proof Agaiust Electricity. "Down at Honolulu," said Hary Dia mond, "I had a battery and worked tho innocent Kanakas with the old trick of the five dollar gold piece. That is, I'd place the piece in the bottom of a jar of water connected with the battery. Then I'd tell tho native boys that they could have the money if they'd pick it out of the jar and hold the hand on the other pole of the battery at the same timo. Of course tho moment their hands struck the water the circuit was comploted, their fingers would be doubled up and they couldn't touch tho money if their fortunes had depended on getting it. I had many a laugh and achieved quito a reputation among the boys as a wizard who controlled tho devils in tbe water." "One day when several young ladies wore in the office a lad came iu, pushed ou by a number of companions who had attempted to secure the $5 and failed. He had been persuaded to try for tho money, and I explaiued tho trick to the ladies in un aside as I arranged the ap paratus. The boy took the handlo and we all prepared for a great laugh. "He put bis band into the water, slowly drew out my fiver, and quietly walked oil with it, while 1 stood with my month open, afraid to face those girls, and praying for a volcanic eruptiou to turn the trend of thought. "The boy had the leprosy, and the electricity didn't affect him." San Fran cisco Examiner, Marrelous Popularity of Bicycles. The marvelous growth of ' the bicycle industry during tho lust few years is putent to all who live in the upper sec tion ot the city or in any other part of it vhere fairly good roads exist. There the wheel mau or woman can be seeu at all times, but it is only at somo ot tbe larger establishments where tbe manu facture or salo of wheels is tho sole pur suit that the lull popularity of tho bi cycle is ascertained. One establishment iu this city aloue sells bicycles worth nearly $1,000,000 yeurly, while another doing an extensive wholesale business iu medium and low-priced wheels, reaches $500,000. In 1891 110,000 "wheels" were constructed iu this country, nearly all of which were sold, iu additiou to 20,000 English ones importoi. The giving of lessons in bicycle riding has become uu established feuturu in tho cycle business, several instruction halls existing iu vurious parts ot the city. At the best known of these nearly l.'J.OUO lessons were givou lout year, many people coming from towns as far dis tant as Stamford, Conn., uud New iiruuswick, N. J. New York Tribuue. Tbe First Hull nay Station. World's Fair Commissioner John Boyd Thuchrr, of Albuuy, N. Y., be hoves that be bus got upou the track of the first railway station ever erected iu America, aud if the structure proves to bo such he intends to have it transported to Chicago. Tbe station was used ut tho Albuuy terminus of the Albany and Schenectady iluilroud, uud up to IS-1'J stood at the cornet ot Brou i aud Vau Yechtcu streets, (now Third avenue). At that date it was removed to its pre sent locution. It is one story iu height and about twenty-live feetsiuuie. New Yolk Times. MY SWEETHEARTS FACE. My kingdom Is my sweetheart's faoe, And these the boundaries I trace; Northward ber forehead fair; Beyond a wilderness of auburn hair; A rosy cheek to east and west; Her little mouth The sunny south. It is tbe south that I love best. f' Her eyes, two crystal lakes, Rippling with light, Caught from the ran by day, The stars by night. ' The dimples in i Hor cheek and chin Are snares which Love hath set, And I have fallen in! John A. Wyoth, in Hirper's Magazine. UUXOIt OF THE DAY. A str.ge coach The prompter. "Out of sight" The owl at noon. The lard refiner never knows what he can do until he tries. Tbe fixod star is one that has enough money to settle down. Dallas News. A star gazer must have a far away look in his eyes. Binghainton Republi can. A poem that is always sure of a market the lay of the hen. Lowell Courier. Among the newest things in stockings this summer is tbe baby's foot. Boston Transcript. Tenant "The roof leaks." Janitor "Well, you shouldn't have taken tho top Bat." New York Sun. A great many things are laid before Congros', but comparatively few oftheai hatch. Washington Star. Jagson says it is proper to wish tho anxious candidates many happy returns on election day. Elmira Gazette. Baglcy "I don't believe in borrowing ' troublo; do you!" Brace "Of course not; money is tho thing." Now York Herald. Prnctico makes perfect. You cun see lawyers and doctors walking on thoir uppers for want of practice. Bingham ton Leader. " Every thrifty farmer will keep his land well dressed, but he has no res sou to be ashamed of a strawberry patch. Lowell Courier. When a boy begins to wash his neck without being told it is a sign he is pass ing into the ordeal ot his first love affair. Atchison Globe. . ' There are men with natures so small that, if there is anything in transmigra tion, they will probably reappear as ml-' crobes. Washington Star. First Preacher "Doos your choir sing in hsrmony!" Second Preacher "Yes, but tbey don't live in harmony." Kate Field's Washington. Tho latest thing in Ohio is a babe bom without hands. If he eventually drifts into politics ho will have to depend on the hands of his friends. Washington Post. "What a sly animal the fox is, to be sure I The othor day I followed one for three hours, and when I dually shot it I found it was a red dog." Fliegondo Gleattor. True to tho nature of tho beast, many i man who in his time has cast sheep's eyes at a pretty girl has afterwards bad the wool pulled ovor them. Phila delphia Times. We have noticed that when you tell a woman her daughter is just the image of her when sho was that age, the mother looks pleased and tho duugbter looks scared. Atchison Globe. Yeast "What are you going to mako out of your boy!" Crimsoubeak "A lecturer." "Has ho a taste for it!" "Oh, yes; he iuherits it from his mother." San Francisco Examiner. Mamma "When that boy threw stones at you, why didn't you come a' d tell roe, instead of throwing tbom back." Littlo Son "Toll you! Why, you couldn't hit a barn door." Good News. Publisher "I wish you would .vrite us a good sea story." Great Author "But I have nevor bcou to sea." Pub lisher "I know it. I want a sea itory that people can understand." Tit-Bits. It is strange, as he known, tine's in love with another; He should like to propose, VVhuu. so sure as lie goes, He'll return as her brother. New York Sum. "Mrs. Chiuner seems to have a very pleasaut time of it." "Pleasant time) '(Thy that womau's life is ouo complete rouud of enjoyment." "It is!" "It is that. She belongs to v-.tu sewing circles." Now York Press. Witherby "I made the mistake of my life this morning. I told my wife I didn't like her new gown." Plaukiug ton "What, was she augry i" Wither by "Oh, no, it wasu't that, but sho wuut another one." Cloak He view. Lady (to her regular begging custom er) "I see that you have brought somo one with you to-day, aud I cannot give to both." Beggar "Certainly not, ma'am. I am only taking bun the round of my clients, us I have uu idea of selling the business I" Teacher "Won't you sit down, Jimmy?'' Jimmy "Nop." Teacher "Why not." Jimmy "Jis because." Teacher "Because what?'1 Jimmy "liecuuse wbeu pop was puttiu' down the carpet this uiorniu' uud hit his thumb with the tuck-hauuuer I luugbed." Boston Post. Clara "I hope you won't bring that Mr. Hatter uround to seo me. I don't waul to see him." Maude "But, my dear, he bays he used to play with you wheu you were a little girl." Clara "Tbut's why I don't want to meet him. It reminds me of the time when I wore a homo made cloak to Sunday-school." Cloak Review. Increasing favor is shown by British stockmen for cotton oil us a fatteuiug iugredieut iu stock rations. Itupe oii has fuilcu in value rather badly, aud li i- (eU oil birely liuids its own. -I'