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R China's Emperor 1ms got tired of f counting wiiu ino nuncun niiu uuvr itudying English arithmetic. The six new States, Idaho, North Dnkotn, South Dakota, Montana, Wash ington and Wyoming, will have, col lectively, twenty votes in tho next Elec toral College. A New York preacher, who preaches among tho most ignorant of the city's population, employs many devices to en force his meaning using rats, frogs, pumps, snakes, electricity, and chemicals in object sermons. The Australian city of Melbourne, which was founded less thnn fifty years ago, has already a population of nearly half a million, and stands fifth among the cities of tho British empire. It is now a great shipping port, and its slum quarter is small. Slavery still exists In Portuguoso In dia. A Brahmin, at Kalloda, possesses a village of thirty-two hut, whore every soul is as truly lm slave and property as iu the olden days; and recently n Portu guese, traveling from Qua, spoke openly of the slaves on his estate. No colors can bo "nailed to tho mast head" of a new stcol warship. Doubt less, suggests the Chicago Herald, Sec retary Tracy and Clark Russell and tho gallant jack tars of naval tradition may feel one pang of regret at this impenetra bility of a metallic mast. Fortunately the metallic bulwarks are equally inpene able. Aconito seems to be tho favorite poison of physicians who seek to take their lives. Tho death by this means of Dr. Doug lnss, in Kansas City, Mo., will recall to the memory of newspaper readers the fact that within the last six months there have been four or five cases reported of medical men who have committed suicido by the use of this sumo drug. A curious fact revealed by the figures of the recent census is that while there are in tho United States three cities of over 1,000,003 iuhabitauts each, one of between 800,000 and 000,000, three of between 100,000 and 500,000 each, and nine of between 200,000 and 300,000 each, there is not a single one lmviug be tween 300,000 and 400,000 inhabitants. A Russian journal reports an interest ing case of a philanthropic physician. Visiting the patients of his district, the doctor fouud that in many instances their sickness was caused by hunger. To the most needy he prescribed U pounds of pure rje flour in doses of two pound? a day. Ho ordered his patient to get the inediciao at the drug store of the nearest village, where it would be Issued free of charge every day. Tho good doctor made arrangements with tho drug gists to supply the flour at bis expense, lu this way his patieuts will be kept from starvation the whole winter. According to the Boston Cultivator the wood cutters of England strongly object to the methods of the Salvation Army in interfering in their business. Ono of the avocations to which General Booth has assigned a part of the outcasts and unfortunates he is reclaiming is that of wood cutters. The enterprise, backed np by benevolent contributions, has been extremely successful, so that General Booth is now one of the largest wood merchants of London. Hois, of course, able, to undersell those with smaller cap ital who havo no ono to set them up in business. What is needed for England is not greater competition, for it is that which has overthrown them. They need a country where, competition is lees llerco and the chunces of success for small capitalists are greater. An American bontbuilder who has just uilt a small steamboat for the Mugda eue liiver, in the Uui'.cd States of Co lombia, says: "They get $2.50 per 100 'or freight 380 miles, and $60 for pas jugers, $10 extra if they take a room. Jut there is hardly one who wants a ooui. They all carry their bed with hem. It consists of a straw mat. You ill see them come aboard with beds uu er their arms. Along this river there some very Hue land. Everything ows without aid. They never plow hoe, but just put tho so d iu the uud aud go off aud leave it till it gets i. They can raise three crops of corn ar, aud line potatoes. Vegetation of y kiud grows the year rouid. The ito is just the sjuic, uevcr varies than teu degree. It is now sev fivo degrees. Mosquitoes and alli-.- are plentiful ou the river. It is to see the monkeys pluying on pass, ami me alligators 'er. There is no CREAMING OF HOME. , It eomes to me often in silence. When the fire light sputters low- When the black uncertain shadows Seem wraiths of the long ago; Always with a throb of heartache That thrills each pulsive vein, Comes the old, unquiet longing. For the peace of home again. I'm sick of the roar of cities, And of faces cold and strange; I know where there's warmth of welcome. And my yearning fancies range Back to the dear old homestead, With an aching sense of pain, But there'll bs joy in the coming. When I go home again. When I go home again! there's musio That never may die away, And it seems the hands of angels, On a mystic harp, at play, Have touched with a yearning sadness On a beautiful broken strain. To which is my fond heart wording-' When I go home again. Outside of my darkening window Is the great world's crash and din, And slowly th autumn shadows Come drifting, drifting iu. Bobbing, the night wind murmurs To the splash of the autumn rain; But I dream of thi glorious greeting When I go home again. Kugene Field, ln Chicago Newt. A WEDDING PRESENT. BY CLAHBNCE C. CONVERSE. A 0 K BROW- NELL and Hugh Morris, two chums of mine, and I were roughing it West. The camp we had selected lor our headquarters was far up in the wild est part of Colore' do, and only num bered a baker's dozen of old, a most tumble-down log cabins. They were stretched along the eastern edge of a deep end picturesque ravine along whose base its sturdy denizens sunk their gloomy looking shafts. Our cabin stood a little removed from its neighbors, up the ravine. The view from its doorstep was magnificent. The rug ged peaks of tall mountains towered at the west, forming an admirable frame for its grand sunsets; at the east lay in viting green valleys broken by oddly winding passes, while here and there rose slighter peaks in fine contrast with their emerald beauty. Wo sat about the doorstop one night reading the mail the stage had just brought. I had two letters, Jack and Hughes, each one. Hugh finished his first, and when I hid read mine I saw he was regarding Jack with apparent in terest and amusement. Jack's face was brightening more and more, every word he read of his dainty, scented little message. He was a hand some fellow then. His head was crowned with wavy, golden hair; he wore no beard, his eyes were large, dark brown, aud his build was almost faultless. "Is it from Dresden!" finally ventured Hugh. Jack nodded. We smiled. Then he turned one of the leaves nearly upside down and kept on reading. The next page, too, had writing up its side, as we told by his tilting it; but that was the end, and he exclaimed 'Boys, I am the happiest fellow in the glorious Un ited States I Do you congratu late met" "I never knew you two cared for each other," cried Hugh, jumping at the con clusion Jack's words hinted. "And now you say you are open to congratula tions! Do you really mean it?" I also stammered something, I forgot just what. "Yes, the heart of stora Papa Hastings was melted by my fervid supplications," cried Jack, tossing his hat into the air, boyishly. "Now you two know the secret reason why I have lost ten pounds avoirdupois in the last three weeks. It was not my climbing these perpendicular hillsides. The old ogre wanted to forco Belle into marrying some lout of a lord over there. It Is a wonder I have not gone stark, staring cad." He opened the little billet-dcux nd read: '' 'His name is Claverhoiue, and he has two or more castles, aud is one ot les immortelles, and papa likes him hugely, but I put my foot down against uiurrying him. I would rather my " Jack stopped there, blushiug hotly, and decided not to read further. I feel as good as I would if I happened on to a ton of gold up in the hills," he exclaimed. "If we were in New York I would take you fellows down to Dcl's and give you the best supper he could serve." "But as we are notf" queried Hugh. "Come iu and burn a pipeful of boot top tobacco with mo," he laughingly ex claimed. Ho gayly led the way into our little cabiu as he spoke, and soon wo were sit ting around the shaky table pulling our corncobs aud chatting merrily about Jack's good news, a cloud of blue smoke hanging over our heads. "Somehow this subject sugge3tt one I have intended to broach three or four times before," said Hugh, after a while. "No; it isn't anything like JacV an nouncement," ho added, as we started to jcke him. Slowly he knocked tho ashos from his pipe by striking it against the edge of the table, and theu tilted his box that cabin had never kuown a chair agaiust the wall. He had an unruly mustache"1 nd he tugged at it as. ko said: "Monti." "W ha -""""' edged. '-You remember I advised not hiring him, at tho first. I think we should get rid of him." "But I am learning a lot of Spanish from him," exclaimed Jack. "And we three athletes need hardly fear one thin greaser, who appears as weak as the pro verbial cat." "I have heard you say 'si sonor' once or twice," twitted Hugh. "I hardly think you will gain a hoard of knowl edge fiom Montf, and I say with Cad, get rid of him. You are likely never to see Belle Hastings again if you don't; I run a chanco ot never putting foot on Broadway, and Cad the same. Shall we givo him his walking papers when ho appears to-morrow!" "No, no," pleaded Jack, "I rather like him, too, for his Castilian airs. We have weapons. Let us keep him. That he is useful you cannot deny." We finally gave up arguing with Jack, and let the matter drop. Monti's ser vices were not dispensed with tho next day. He continued to tutor Jack in Spanish, carry our packs when we made our little excursions thereabouts, and to religiously collect his pay at eventide each day. Thus did a week slip by. On one of our rambles during that time, we came upon a fissure in a ravine's rocky Bide, where we thought gold might bo found. It lay about two miles east of the camp in a little bit of tlmbcrland. We had worked a day or so in tho shafts sunk by the miners of tho camp, for the novelty of the experience, and when we discovered this opening, one of us suggested that we put a blast in it and see if we could lay bare any veins of precious metal. Tho proposition was received with favor, and wo settled on a day for the experiment. On the morning of that day, we sot out for tho promising spot, Monti carry ing a can of powder and other accessories for the blast. Hugh and I took our guns with us. We reached the spot in about an hour aud a half. Then Monti dropped his load at the edge of the fissure, and we started to prepare the blast. But our drill was missing. It had either Blipped from Monti's load or been left behind. "Monti," said Hugh disgustedly, "get back to the cabin, as quick as your thin shanks will carry you, and bring a drill. Look along the ground, too, as you go you may find ours dropped by some stone." "Si, senor," the fellow returned. "We will tnke a little run down the ravine for game while you are gone hey, Cad!" Hugh added. "All right," I exclaimed. "And I will try a snooze here, mean while," said Jack. . He stretched himself lazily upon a mossy knoll as he spoke, threw his coat over the powder kog for a pillow,-and pulled at his corncob contentedly. It was a pleasant spot for a nap. A stunted little maple gave him shade; the stream flowing through the rocks, ten feet dis tant, eaug a melodious, sleepinducing lullaby. "I should have bad dreams with such a head-rest" said Hugh looking down at Jack's blond locks and smiling face. "And I, too, senor," added Monti. "You won't forgot to put that pipe out!" "Ob, no," laughed Jack. We separated then. Monti hurried off toward the cabin andHugh and I walked up the ravine. "If we get anything out of that hole iu the wall, what do you say making it into a wedding present for Belle Has tings!" asked Hugh, as we went on. "A first-class idea?" I exclaimed. "It may be a gorgeous dinner set." "Or a glove buttoner." "Yes," laughed Hugh. We went on a little further, and our way was finally barred by a steep ascent. I proposed that wo return to Jack. II igh was willing and we retraced our steps. We said little. Each was on tho alert for game. A rabbit would make a very acceptable stew, but not a single cotton tail crossed our path. Hugh tugged at his refractory mustache spitefully in his disappointment as he preceded me. A walk of ten minutes brought us to the bend iu tho raviue where Juck awaited us. When we turned it we be held a tableau I shall long remember; Jack lay sleeping quietly and over him beut the panther-like form of Monti. The greaser's sallow face bore a fiendish smile. He rested on one knee, and in his right hand ho held a burning match. He had not beard our approach, and hn was ou the point of applying the match to a bit of fuse he had inserted in tho stopper of the powder keg on which Jack's head rested. Hugh throw bis rifle to his shoulder aud pulled the trigger. Mouti sprang back and fell with a low groan. I would have fired if I had not just unloaded my weapon. Jack started up and looked about him in surprise. "Your Spanish professor was getting a little too olficious" exclaimed Hugh grimly, to him, as we came forward, aud ho told Jack of what we had caught Mouti at, while I made sure that the treacherous villain's match bad not ig nited the fuse. "What's up here!" cried one of three men, from the camp, coming upou us just thon. "We heard a shot." Monti lay groauiug aud cursing by the maple's roots, and crying out that we had tried to murder him. So I told them the facts of the case; and Jack's pocket book which fell from Monti's pocket confirmed our suspicion that Mouti intended to rob Jack aud havo the powder explosion cover his crime. The miners listened attentively to the ex planation, and thou one of tiicui seized the wounded greaser and started oil campward, beckoulug for his compan ions to follow, which they did, atter a "Good by, gcuts," to us. "'iWrniss is as good as a mile," cried Jack, shorth " foolish enough to think only the story book greaser was a villain. Now I place no reliance on one of them." We drilled and blasted the rest of tho day, and that rock-pocket yielded enough gold for a really massive solid table-set for a present to Bello Hastings. Yankee Blade. Tho Utilization of Niagara. It is quite likely that the first large contract the company will take for the delivery of power at a distance from its central station will bo to light the city of Buffalo. This will require 3000 horso power. The present value of a horso power generatod from steam in Buffalo is $35 per annum. Tho company is now willing, to contract to furnish on its grounds at Niagara Falls horso power per annum of twenty-four-hour days at these rates: For 5000 horso power, $10 per horso power; for 4500, $10.50; for 4000, $11; and so on down to S00 horse power, for which there will be charged $21 per horse power per annum. If there be not a very great loss of power in the transmission to Buffalo, it seems very likely that the company will have no difficulty in underbidding any con cern now using steam as the motive power for the electric lights, as the loss by transmission is considerably less than twenty per cent. About tho use of water power of tho great falls in Buffalo within a year or so there can be no doubt. When it shall be brought to New York is another matter, but about that there are not so many elements of improbability as to excito men to scoff, for power has already been transmitted electrically a great distanco, and that too with reasonable economy. At the recently held electrical exposition at Frankfort-on-the-Main, power to operate some of the machinery was transmitted by electricity from Lauffen-on-the-Neckar, a distance of 108 miles. At Lauffen there was a waterfall from which a turbine was opened, and a dynamo on the shaft of the turbine generated the current which was transmitted to Frank fort over a wire one-sixth of an inch in diameter. It was found here that the loss in transmission was only twenty-five per cent. Therefore it is likely that the power can be transmitted four times the distance without a loss so great as to make the scheme impracticable. When it does reach the great city, and by the water which leaves its natural channel for a brief space in tho Niagara River, our streets lighted, our factories run, the machine of the seamstress kept In motion, and the very drill tho dentist uses to bore our teeth impelled by it, then we shall more than ever feel that around the earth has been placed a girdle, a living belt that throbs and pulsates at the bidding of scionce, an encircling band rich in the potentialities of mighty but well regulated movement. Ilarper't Weekly. Fee of 8-00 for Advice of Ono Word. Not long ago Mr. Morris Butler, son of John M. Butler, who had just arrived home from an eveniug party at 2 o'clock in the morning, heard a carriage drive up to the house, and a moment later an swered a ring at the doorbell. A young man of handsome face and energetic manner blurted out without ceremony: "What States can cousins legally mar ry in!" "I don't know," said Mr. Butler, as soon as he could recover from the ef fects of his visitor's bluntness, "but I will ask father." He wont up stairs and, after much knocking, aroused his father. "Father," said he, "what States can cousins legally mairy in!" "Kansas," was the siugle word in re sponse, between what sounded suspicious ly like snores. Mr. Butler returned down stairs. "Well, what does he say t" asked the visitor. "Kausas," replied young Mr. Butler, laconically, "Thank you!" The door was closed and the young visitor was gono. Nothing further was thought of tho incident until yesterday's mail brought Mr. Butler a certified check for $200 for "legal advice" from his hitherto un known clieut. This is probably the highest rate per word ever paid for legal advice. It divides into $100 per syllable and $33.33 per letter. Indianapolis Home-Loving Dees. It appears, from a letter from one who kuows, that the black fellows of Aus tralia knew long ago of tho home-loving instincts of the bee, and made use of tho knowledge thus: They used to wait till they spied a bee sucking honey from a flower, and thon geutly dropped upon his back a piece of swansdowu. The bee, immediately feeling something was amis3 with him, started for home, per haps to seek a bee doctor's advice as to this strango malady. Owiug to the little bit of white upon his back, tho keen eyes of the natives were able to fol low the insects in his homeward flight, running, of course, their hardest to keep pace with him. At last h e reached his desired haven, and then the natives knew where the hocey was hidden, and, of course, availed themselves of this knowledge to help themselves to as much as they wished for. London Fijaro, Bamboo Cuts Are Painful. A cut iutlicted with a blade of grass or a sheet of 'vriliug paper is bad enough, but the most disagreeable wouud that cau be iullictel ou the human body is that inado with a strip of bamboo. The outside of the bamboo contains so much silex that it will cut like a kuife; in fact, the Chinese and Japanese do make knives of it, which are cheap und for a time tolerably effective. A cut made with bamboo is exceedingly hurd to heal aud olri-- - - -to result. . fluJi or SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL, A cushion car wheel is now. Petroleum block fuel is successful. Germany stands at the front in elec trical science. German physicians report several cures of whooping cough by inoculation. A naturalist says that of all animals tho horse has tho acutost senso of hear ing. The largest known moth is the Giant Atlas, a Dative of China, the wings of which measure nine inches across. Tho engines on the Manitou nod Pike's Peak Railroad are reported to have suc cessfully used crude Colerado petroleum for fuel. There is a very strong flow of natural gas in the bed of the river about threo miles from Ventura, Cal. A lighted match will set fire to a space six or eight feet in diameter. A careful examination of the aqueous humor of the eyes of cattle will determine whether they are suffering from tubercle or not. The bacilli will bo found there in oil cases where the disease exists. The word knot, signifying a certain distance over water, is one-sixtieth of a mean dogreo of tho earth's meridian, which in figures is C, 07(5,818 feet, 2025.0 yards, or ono mile aud 26.56 yards. A new railway is projected on which, instead of trains, single cars of great length will be propelled by electricity supplied to them through the rails. Tho speed to be attained is from 12'J to 150 miles per hour. In order to prevent tho accidents that so often occur when life-boats arc lowered from the sides of a ship there h been invented a raft, that supports the boat, and from which it is lauuuhed upon reaching the water. Many savage tribes constantly use without harm tho flesh of animals killed with poisoned weapons; aud in recent investigations with animals killed by various poisons such as strychnine, tartarized antimony nnd cserino the flesh was found to bo of unimpaired. llavor ana to produce no ill effects. Professow R. L. Garner, the prominent scientist of Washington, who has been in consultation with Paul du Chaillu, the African traveler, in regard to his proposed trip to study the languages of monkeys, has entered into negotiations with metal-working manufacturers at Philadelphia for the construction of the cage to bo used in Africa. , In a new method of hardening plaster of paris, communicated to tho French Academy of Sciences, tho plaster is mixed with one-sixth of its weight of fine, freshly slaked lime, and used with as little water as possible. When thor oughly dry, it is treated with a solution of either zinc sulphate or iron sulphate. With the first, tho color remains white, while tho second, by gradual oxidation, yields tho color of iiou rust. Dr. Marey, tho eminent French phys iologist, has been studying the flight of insects by photochronography, tho ap paratus used to obt'iiu photographs allowing exposures to be made so short as 1-25,000 of a second. His observa tions indicate that tho win 5s of insects in flight, by meeting obliquely tho re sistance of the air iu to-aml-fro move ments, act iu a very similar manner to tho sculls used to propel boats. A mothod of recovering tho gold and silver waste of photographic processes consists of suspending iu tho liquids containing the metals iu solution a plate of carbon attached to tho positive polo of a battery and a zinc plate couueclol with the negative pole, tho two being separated by about an inch and a half. Tho closing of the circuit causes the metal to bo precipitated to tho bottom of the solution in tho form of a black deposit, which is dried and reclaimed in tho form of metal by melting in a cru cible. Patriotism ami Earthquakes. Patriotism in Chile is verY highly de veloped. On September IS, tlio National independence day, every house is obliged to fly tho National flag and at niglit a lantern. Each dwelling must have a flagstaff for such purposes. Tho schools are only allowed to use text books by na tive authors and the bands are required to play compositions of native composer.". Iu Sautiago aud Valparaiso as fine things can bo bought iu the chops, many oi which are on a luperb scale, as cui be purchased anywhere iu tin; world. To the foreigners tho joy of existence iu that country is somewhat iliniuislied by the constauc earthquakes. These are of two kiuds, designated as the "tcni'ilir"' and "terremoto." Tho former only shake the gruund, while the latter cuno tho earth to wavo like sea an 1 to cr.ie c open, overthrowing cities an 1 butyiug towns in their ruins. Young women are employed as the car conductor of Valparaiso, and the dudes who insist upon flirting with thorn are termed "mosquitoes," becauso they arc such a nuisance. Wathington Slur. Peculiar Fancies About Meat. It is funny what peculiar fancies people havo about incut," said a L'uiou Market butcher to the Man About Town. "Now, most people thiuk that people who have plenty of money get all tho choice- meat ou tho market, while those who cannot afford to pay fancy prices do not fare so well. No v, that is not true, but the contrary is an 1 the reason is this, as a rule people who pay fancy prices want a fancy looking piece of meat and in order to get it wo have to waste a good deal iu tiiu cutting, am!, of course, we do not proiii"- "the losers by the tuu"'' Xor do not care for tu meat t wajt HABITS OF THE GORILLA THE MOST FORMIDABLE ANIMAL IN EXISTENCE. Gorillas Llvo in Faintly Gronpa Their Appearanco and Great Strength Fierce Flffhtcrs. The gorilla Is probably tho most for midable animal in existence. Imagine a man six feet two inches in height and measuring four feet and a half across the shoulders. Givo him a girth about tho chest of seventy inches, and arms long enough 'to reach nearly to his ankles when ho stands erect. Make him muscu lar in proportion, with huge canine tusks and a jaw strong enough to crush a rifle barrol. Suppose him to havo no nock, an immense body , very short bow-legs, long black hair all over his body, a flat nose and feet like bauds. Thero you havo a fair de scription of a gorilla of the largest size. Ordinarly theso animals do not exceed five feet in height, with a breadth of four feet across the shoulders. Much as they resemble men when grown, they are much moie human in appearanco during the early stage of their being, having a like ness t babies in many ways that is most striking. Gorillas live in family groups, each consisting of a male, one female and her young. They do not frequent tho s:une sleeping-place often, usually spending the night where they happen to bo. Choos ing a full-grown tree to build a lodging in, they bend the branches together at a height of twenty feet or more, thus mak ing a sort of bed, which they cover with twigs torn off for the purpose or with leaf-moss. Tho mule spends the uighi. crouching at tho foot of the tree, against which he places his back, in this way remaining on guard to protect the female nnd young iu the nest above from attack by leopards. Theso powerful carnivore aro always ready to devour any species of ape they can capture. In the daytime the gorilla family roams about the forest seeking food. In walking the animals totter along in a swinging gait,' supporting themselves partly by resting the knuckles of their hands upon the ground. Much of their locomotion, however, is accomplished by climbing from tree to tree. They are very skillful climbers, and if ono branch doos not seem sufficiently strong to bear their weight, thoy will uso threo or four at once. As soon as a young male reaches maturity a conflict for the mas tery ensues between itself and its father, which results in a final settlement of the ownership of tho fuuiily, the weaker one being either killed or driven away. The male gorilla arrogates to himself tho same right not to labor which is as sumed by human savages. His business is fightiug, exclusively, and ho does not usually condescend even to gather food, his wife and children collecting fruits and other dclicaaies for him to devour. If they are not sufficiently nimble in this employment he shows his resentment by growling and boxing their ears. When he fights ho stands erect upon hisWTid legs, the hair on his head and the nape of his neck bristling, his fright ful teeth displayed, and his forehead wrinkling with a fearful scowl. At tho same time he beats his mighty chest re sounding blows with his fists and utters most terrific yells of "Kh-nh, kh-ah!" which makes tho forest re-echo. He par ries blows with tho dexterity g( n prac ticed boxer, and his method of attack is usually to seize his human adversary by the arm, crunching the limb in bis teeth; or he throws the man down and rends him with his hugo canines. Tho best thing that the hunter can do at close quarters is to permit the beast to seize tho barrel of the gun, which it will at once carry to its mouth. Thus directed, a bullet is likely to bo a settler. Other wise, the gorilla will quickly crush the gun barrol between his teeth aud proceed thereupon to wipe out his opponent. To run away is au impossibility iu the thick woods. The coarse black hair which covers tho gorilla becomes gray in ago,and this fact formerly caused a mistaken belief to the effect that there were two species, ft is said that tho animal will assail the ele phant aud drive it away by striking tho hitter's trunk with a club, knowing that to be tho sensitive point of tho probos cidian. Probably the gorilla would bo a fair match in strength for a lion, sup posing that it came to a match between them; but there are no lions iu Gorilla Land. Tho gorilla has thirteen ribs on each side,whereas s man has only twelve; it has also one more vertebra iu its back bone than man has. Philosophers have been disposed to attribute the progress of mankind beyond the anthropoids to his possession of a serviceable thumb, upou which all his ability for manipulation mainly depends. Many of the great apes have most human-like hands, save for the thumb, which is not nearly so well de veloped, aud lacks certain importuut muscles. For example, a gorilla canuot possibly perform the operation kuowuos "twiddling." His muscular streugth, however, equals that ot at least half a dozen of the most powerful men. Tho capacity of his chest cavity is more than one-third greater than that of a man, which contributes enormously to his en durance. The rudimentary tail found in anthropoid apes nut infrequently occurs with human beings, and this develop, ineut is said to bo hereditary among the Niam-Niaius of Central Africa aud also among the southern Malays. As for the prehensile foot, anatomists have called attention to the fact that the foot of a young baby has power to grasp ami is often u-ed to pick up aud hold objects very firmly. X-Jimton 2'ranurijt. "igand multiply AT TWENTY-ONE. A minor yesterday, To-day a man in years. Shall I look far away, Through telescopes of tears? Or gaze with hopeful sight Upon the rising sun. Because its radiant light Has crowned me twenty-onef 'Tis little that I know, The past in vain I scan; But I would wiser grow And be indeed a man. The wisest of the wise, A sad career may run, If he alone relies On "self" at twenty-one. Be this a time to turn A leaf in history; With honest hands I'll earn , The bread of industry. And store my mind with thought When dally tasks are done; Thankful for lessons taught, For I am twenty-one. The banner at my mast, Shall wear no stain of sin; The lesson of the past Is writ my heart within. I hope for strength and grace, The path of wrong to shun, While I renew the race Of life, at twonty-oue. -George V. Bungay, in the Argow, HUMOR OF THE DAY. A soft snap Tho woolly dog. A high-toned chap The fellow with the falsetto voice. Not unfrcquently tho butcher becomes a haro-drossor. JJotton Courier. Running expenses arc those which you pay as you go. Augutta Chronicle. Atlas was tho first leading gentleman. Ho supported Earth iu her great roil. -ruck. Yelling at a street car for a hastcniiig lady is a sort of charity bawl. Texas Biftingt. There is no particular harm in riding a hobby, if you do not take up the wholo road with it. Bashful young men ought to practice sparking with dumb-bells. Bingham ton Ilepublican. A cut from an incompetent tailor is one of the saddest things that a social aspirant has to bear. The older tho man grows, tho less ho is disposed to see how near ho can skato to a danger sign. TheWatevlury, nusband "Wo must economize." Wife "Well, dear, what do you want me to give up." New York l'rctt. It is quite natural with somo men that the thread of their narrativo should bo come badly warped. Columbia I'ott. "Oh, yes, I often have to sit on tho jury," said the Supremo Court Judge, as ho administered a reprimand Life. Silcnco is not golden for tho poor maiden who is dumb when a rich suitor asks for her hand. Morning Journal. Whon a man starts out to reform him self ho has undertaken a job that will keep him busy for life. Jlum't Horn. " Chef" this month has an articlo on "Boiled Batters." "Roasted Umpires" are more common. Minneapoli Journal. "Sweet is the bread of in :ustry," It hath been sagely said. And yet by loailng oft is made Tho sweetest kind of brend. tVu'fuyii Tribune. Bachelors are creatures who havo con sulted their female relatives before ven turing ou matrimony. Milwiiukte Tri bune. Tho trouble wi'.h "men of iron" is that they are apt to get rusty without knowing it Bismarck for instance. Puck. Looking too closely at a dollar tioesn't make it any bigger, but it very often makes the soul a good deal smaller. lttim'i Horn. "Ho itolo a watch," said tho police man, referring to the prisoner. "Theu he shall do time," replied the judge. The Wahrbury. Little Sister (as she catches sight of Chappie's clirysuutheniiini) "Oh, look there I Mr Van has got sister's powder puffin hi buttou-hole." Judys. Weary of Well Doing: Mother "Clear, why can't you bo a good boy!'' Wayward Four-Year-Old "Mamma, it iintKts me so tired."- t'AuM.t) Tribune. Though legal usae does not will That lawyers plead a sptx-ial ;ear iu, At C"urt 't iii common for them stilt To have a lawsuit to appotr in. iu. "Is this u fast train!" asked the travel lug nmu of tho couductor. "Of course it is," was the reply. "I thought so. Would you mind my getting oui to see what it is fast to!" Sei York Snn. Ambitiuus Author "Naggus, I am obliged to you lor not pulling my la-t story all to pieces." Literary Elisor "Not at nil, llorus; I couldn't m'i hold of the thread of it." Chic-njj Trtbune. "Aro you pretty well acquainted with your mother tongue, my bo) f" asked tho schoolteacher of the uew tcliolar. "Yes, sir," answered the lad timidly; "ma jaws me a good ileal, sir." Tito Comic. "Thero is oue great satisfaction I have," remarked the tortoiao as ho drew in his bead aud closed his house for tho night "how ever much my social rival will hate me becauso I am iu tho swim, they cau't slab mo iu the back." 'm i. Mrs. Jl. "How is the caatested will case coming on, Mr. SUimmerf " Mr. Shimmer "It's all sifiled uud in my favor." Mrs. B. Jf. congratulate you. I suppose you'll ,0OQ je takiug your family to Europe!" yir, Shimmer "No; but ' 'cr is going to take his." They