tie; forest befdelicas1 I II paMUhet sverr Wednesday, kf ' J. E. WENK. Orfloa In Bmairbaufh A Co.' Bull dint J KLM mtKIT, TiOKMTA, r. Tt'rmi, . . . II.BO prTr, ntbKrlpt!"! receive tar a akertav aerlo4 RATES OF AOVBBTISIMQ. On. Square, one Inch, one Insertion..! 1 W One Square, one inch, on. month .... 8 WJ One Square, one Inch, three months. . B wj One Square, one inch, on. year M JJ Two Square, on. year J w Quarter Column, one year. JJ Half Column, on. year. o JJ On. Column, one year . 1W w Letral advertisement ten cento per Un. each insertion. Marriages and death notices gratia, All bills for yearly advertln5inentcolJeoti quarterly. Temporary advertisement mart be paid in advance. Job worn cash on delivery. f? TPTT CAN (drb inree oinmne. Oornwpondxnr solicited frem MrU f th eimtrv. No nolle will be tekea aneraMii wwaclcilloa. VOL. XXIV. NO. 33. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, DEC, 9, 1891. Si.50 PER ANNUM. REST JL v i The population of Greeco !i increasing j At a greater ratio than that 01 any other European country. . J Lunacy uppean to have increased la Bootlnnd to a startling extont. Ia 1853 there were BS2 1 lunatic on tbo rcglstet of tbo Lunacy Commissioners, but now there nre 13.S95. The British Government proposes to build a Tory extensive bnrrack at Hall fRX, which, ia caio of war, would be oc cupied by troops on their way to India by way of the Canadian Pacific Railway. The sito for these barracks bos already been selected. One of the greatest modern Industries, assorts the San Francisco Chronicle, Is the product on of beet sugar. Its crea tion has given employment to a vast numbor of persoua, and has so cheapened sugar that it is within tbo reach of the lowest-waged workman. The farm products of Vermont this lemon wilt realize 130,000,000, which, declares the Now York Commercial Ad tertuer, is tho best year's showing for theOiecn Mountain State farmers since tho war. Improved methods of culture are largely credited with tho prosperity. Tho civilized nations of the earth bare agreed to co-operate in taking a photo graphic chart ot tho heavens. Some twenty telescopes are to work four years, and will result in mapping proba bly twenty-fivia millions of stars; Vith longer exposures probably two thousand millions could ba photographed. An expert (Hoard's Dairyman) says: 'Tho cow is wiuuing her way into the hearts of tho Southern people. One in stance in proof thereof is the first con signment of cheese over received in St. Louis from Arkansas, which reached that market lately from tho (J rand Pmirie Dairy Company, ut Stuttgart, Ark." Tho project ol domesticating tho Si berian reindeer ia Alaska promises well, thinks the Boston Traimcript. Captain Uealy, of the revenue steamer Bear, pur chased several deer of tho Siberian na tives during his recent cruisa and brought four to Alaska. There is littlu doubt but that they will thrive, as the moss upon which they feed ia plentiful iu Alaska, nud that climate is almost identical with that of Eastern Siberia. Canada giv.a to its geological survey only $63,000 a year, while, contrasts the Chicago Herald, tho various geologi cal surveys in our own country absorb nearly $1,000,003 annually. Yet Can ada makes a flue showing with this modest sum. Tho annual geological records aro in part records ot original discovery and research, and, with their fine maps and photogravures, arj as in teresting as many bojks of travel. Can ada contaius tho largest unknown areas ot the American contineut. Savage or hair-civilized prince often prefer death to exile in a foreign coun try. Malietou, the King of Samoa, jumped overboard wheu the Germans took him to the Gilbert Islands, and was not rescued with his own consent. Three chiefs ot the Comoro Islands, off: the East Afripau coast, were taken away from home three months ago on account of tho revolution which they headed against the French. They wero very un happy oa board ship, and when the ves sel reached Obock they tried to jump overboard, and were placod in irons to prevent further suicidal attempt. , . ! . . It is said that a few years ago some ot the members of foroigu legation iu Washington gavo tho police no end of trouble. Tli3y knew that they could not be punished for any ordinary misde meanor, and frequently raised a row on the streets. When arrested they had to be released as scon as identified. Fi nally the police triod a new dodge. They had a few sluggers loaliug around the station, wkomado it a point to pitch into the foreigners, and give them black eye and bloody noses. This quieted the riotous member of the legation, and for louie time post thoy huve given tho po lice very little trouble. ; Californiaus now engaging in the cul ( tivation of prunes flud the profit very tempting, being about one dollar a tree, j or $100 tho acre. This rate increases as r the tree grows older until the fruit each )ar is worth almost two dollars. Ex I Secretary of State Thomas Beck hai given up everything else to engige in tho cul 'jvution of tho prune. The Pajaro Laud nd Fruit Compauy was recently formed r the purposs of raisiug this fruit in Tge quantities. It ha bought 600 ta-e of luud iu Fajuro Valley, aud will But au orchard of Freuch prune trees, icy will be from four to six feet in Ight wheu put into the ground. The feck of these trees is to be two year old Id the grufliug one year. Next year y will begin to yield fruit. The av- jo life of a tree ia thirty year. E-U M-IN- A H-DO. 'T Was In the bazars of the Smyrniote That we heard the lingering call, With lta mellow, musical, bell-Ilk. notes, And its rhythmic rise and fall. It tfi red o'er tb. camel-driver's shout, And th. bale-bent porter's angry flout "OO K-lim-in-ah-dof There were the figs of Omoorloo, Large and luscious and bursting ripe; And from a cafe noar there blew The tempting scent of the water-pipe; Hut Tirch's grape would have hung in vain Upon the vines bad we heard that strain "O-O B-lim-in-ah-do!" Amber, clear as a prisoned ray Of the morning sunlight, was forgot; Rugs, rich with the hues of dying day. From the looms of Persia, lured ns not. While th. motley Smyrna world swept by, W. hung on th. sound of th. witching cry "OO K-lim-in-ah-dol" Then out of th. jostling crowd b. came With his crook-necked flask and his clink ot glass; As keen of eye and supple ot frame As a Lydlao pard we saw him pass Saw him pas, and above the roar Caught the lilt ot his oall onoe more "O-O E-lim-in-ah-do!" Who can measure melody's power? It sways the soul with the same strange spell On lovely lips In a lady's bower, Or those of a vagrant Ishmael. And still floats baolt, with iU thrilling bars, Tb. strain from the Smyrniota bazars "OO "K-lim-tn-uh-doH Clinton Scillard, in Atlantle Monthly. DOROTHY'S DIAMONDS. BY nKI.EN FORREST GRAVES. "You can't bo in earnest, Dotty 1" said Ralph Imray. "But I am in earnest," protested Dorothy, his wifo. "Why abouldn t be in earnest!" I Mr. Imray laid down the pen with which he bad been following a long column of figures. lie was a bank ac countant, and sometimes eked out his small salary by bnnging horns the books of neighboring firms to post after his regular day s work was over. lie looked intently at Dorothy. Nor was she by any mean a oisagrecaoie object to behold, as she sat by tho shaded lamp, stitching away at a piece of yellow China silk which emphasized her purple-black masses ot silky hair and the jetty light of her long-lashed eyes. Some people, to judge by appearances, aro born kitchen-maids; other are princesses. And Dorothy Imray, albeit ber father was a master carpenter and her husband a bank clerk, was one of nature's aristocrat slim, taper-fingered and swan-throated, with a delicate com plexion and a protilo that leminded one of a Roman cameo. "Why shouldn't you be in earnest!'' repeated Ilalpb. "Because, Dotty, there's a fitness in all things. A poor inau's wife has no business to wear diamonds." "Mrs. Clifford wears them 1" petulant ly retorted Dorothy. "And Job Clif ford doesu't get any higher (alary than you do." "But ber father is a man of means, Dotty." "And Luclla Dixon has the loveliest lace-bar I She showed it to mo yester day." "Dixon nod I differ materially in our financial ideas," observed Imray, shrug ging bis shoulders. "If a man owes money, I, for one, don't regard It as a very smart thing for his wifo to be flaunting around in costly jewels. Come, Dot, give tip the idea. Twenty years from now I may bo able to give you diamonds." Dorothy pouted. She sewed away with little, swift jerks of the needle. "Twenty year from now I shall be an old woman," she uttered. Mr. Imray laughed. "I'll risk that," said he. "No, Dotty, if my wife were to come out in a pair of diamond ear-rings, my employers would be quite justified in scrutinizing my ac counts. The topaz ornament I gave you at our wedding were good enough for you then. Why can't you be con tented with them now?" Dorothy answered not a word. The needle seemed like a sclmetar in the lamplight; the rose-red lip were tightly comprested; and ltalph resumed hi pen, with a igh. Dotty had "got into ociety" lately, and the little home bad never recovered it pleasant old-time aspect since. Mr. Job Clifford and Luella Dixon were her models now, instead of kind Aunt lthoda and the rector' pretty young wife. The next day Mrs. Dixon called, dressed in a fantastic combination suit, with a French hat, and a real Uco scarf twisted loosely around ber neck. "Well, Dorothy," began she, "What did be say!" Mrs. Imray'a pretty face gloomed over. "Just what I expected,'" said she. "Of course he won't give me the dia monds. I might have known t' at be forehand. "Don't be discouraged, dear," said Mid. Dixon, with a furtive glance. can auggest a plan. Are we quite alone!" Dorothy looked surprised. "Yea," said she. "Bridget has gone to market, and there is no one else ou thi floor." Mr. Dixon drew ber chair close to Dorothy' sofa. "Listen!" she whispered. "How much money have you?" I "Twenty dollars of my own," Djr othy answered, "and forty that Ralph left to pay the agent our rent. That' sixty. And there' tifteeu that Auut Rhoda aent me to match her old broc , aded (ill with." "beventy-hve! said .lira. Dixon, ex ultiuL'ly. "Dorothy, you shall have your diaiuoudal" "It'a impossible I" breathed Dorothy. "But it is possible, and I'll tell you bow. Come closer, dear; not a soul must know of this. Dixon ha helped a shipping merchant on the docks to get his cargo in Dixon know a man in the custom house, you see and ho has given ns a poiut. There was a Brazil schooner came in last night, laden with bananas. Tho captain has friends in the diamond mines up among the moun tains." "You don't mean " Mrs. Dixon laughed a shrill, excited laugh. It i really quite interesting to visit those odd little foreign vessels, said she. "I'll take you there, dear, if you'd like?" Ia that tho way you got your dia monds, Luella!" "Ask me no questions, and 1 11 tell you no lies," merrily retorted Mr. Dixon. " lou have the same chance that I did. It's the duties on these luxuries that makes the cost. Captain Sazeda is in a hurry to set back to Rio Jaocrio. If wo go at nil we'll have to go to-night." "But it s Ralph's late night at the bank I" hesitated Dorothy. "All the better. He mustn't know word of it- Men are so ridiculous about such things. I never would havejbreathed a word to you u I had supposed you would betray met" "Iwon'tl I won't!" cried Dorothy, her checks flushed, her dark eyes spar kling. "Un, Luella, do you think my poor little seventy-five dollar will buy anything fit to look at? "Great bargains are sometimes ob tained in that way," nodded Mis. Dixon. "But, good gracious, is that eleven striking! And me due at my dressmak er' at half-post ten. I must go, Dor othy. Remember I'll call for you at seven. Not a minute before dark, you know. Sazeda will send up the cabin boy to show you the way. Put on your waterproof, and wear your oldest hat and veil, and make some excuse to Bridget Mind, sharp seven 1" All day Dorothy Imray went about her occupations like one in a dream The strange, fantastic nature of the ad venture appealed to the romantic side ot her being. She longed for diamonds as a desert wanderer longs for cooling fountains She could tell Ralph that she had hired them, that some of their relations up in Canada had bequeathed them Bhe could make up any sort of a story to pacify lii.n. The rent must wait. Aunt Rboda would surely be in no baste about ber clack brocaded gown I And Dorothy fell to thinking in what shape the stones precious sparkler from far Southern mines should be et Seven o'clock came a raw, smoky twilight, filled with lino, drizzling rain and D.irotny and Mrs. Dixon wore picking their way along tho narrow half-lighted streets on the edge of the wharves, where the wind was full of saline odors, and the crowded masts am smoke-stacks seemed to overshadow them like somo outlandish sort of forest, A stunted lad in tattered garments trottel along in front of them, whistling as he went, and now and then casting a backwack glance to make sure that they had not lost their way. Presently be plunged into a crazy old house which seemed to balance itself on the black tides below. Mrs. Dixon followed so did Dorothy Imray, after one startled glance around. They descended a nig tit ot ruinous stuirs, crossed a rude gangplank:, ana found themselves on a stupenduously dirty vessel, smelling of tar and onions, and rockiug back and forth with the swell produced by the ferry-boats that came aud went at intervals.. A humpbacked little roan in tarnished velveteen eat on a bucket turnea upside down, holding a lantern which he swung toward a cabiu door beyond. Ha, Giacomer' he uttered, "Za sig- nora sue come to see ze parrot an za cockatoo 1 She is welcome. Walk cat way, please." And Dorothy ana ner iriena descend ed into a low-ceiled, dirty place lined with cages of number lea suneking foreign birds, and a jocund-looking young man with a mandolin slung around his neck was leisurely picsing out a tune by the light of a smoke-blackened lamp. He looked at Mrs. Dixon, wno naaaca ber head, while Dorothy stood trembling and a little sea-sick at her side. He laid down the mandolin, bowed not unaracefully, to Dorothy, and clos iug the doors with vigilunt care, opened a shallow ciear box which lay on the table. All at once the air seemed to flash into scintillations of light. Dorothy started back with a slight exclamation. Not a loud word was spoken as, guid ed by Mrs. Dixon's advico, Dorothy selected five many-faceted stone and laid down her little roll of bankbills. Ue heart beat loudly, her pulses seemed to race in a mad scamper through her veius as she thrust the diamonds luto the bosom of her drcs. Sho did not bear what Sazeda was saying the murky cabin saaiu before her eyes. "I'm afraid you feel the swell of the waves, clear, wmspereu Mrs. Dixon. 'Let us get out as quick as we can." In the same instant a curious ex pre sion passeu across oazeua s nanasome sardouio face. Tho ciear box vanished as if by magic the captain disappeared also. "A cmtoin houso fellow," whispered the little huuchbacx, madly swinging his luutcru to and fro. "AU ashore I Quick, siiiuoias!'' He thrust the cage of a drooping white macaw into Mrs. Dixon's hand. She nodded shrewdly, and p'.uho I Dorothy across the plauk toward the stairs. Iu her huste. however, the young woman stumbled. "Quick," cried Luella "quick What's the matter with you?" "I'm I'm afraid I have sprained my ankle," wailel poor Dorothy, growing white and sick. "Oh, Luolla, wait Aud that was all she reiuembeied. "Diamonds, my dear diamou Is? echoed Auut Rlioda. "Just cut glasi, and nothing more. Bright pebble that one can pick up anywhere." But Mr. Dixon" stammered Dor othy. "Don't talk, dear," said Aunt Rhoda, with a wave of her hand. "Ralph made me promise not to let you get excited. But I think it's best to tell you the whole story at once. They've cut and run, the lot of 'em Dixon and his wifo, that Sazeda fellow and all. They pal mod off a lot of those false jewels on people who supposed they were buying smug gled diamonds, and the ship was found deserted the next day. Where did we find you! Why, fainting away all alone on the dock steps. I bad followed you. I had come in that morning, and was in the next bedroom all the time that wo man was puttlug her falsehoods down your throat. And I knew, In Ralph s absence, that it wa my business to look after you. Bridget was with mo, and together wo got you home. Much that other woman cared whether you lived or died I She has left you to your fato. No, Dotty, no; don't look so grieved I It was a false step, but the Lord has mercifully preserved you, and now we'll wip9 oH the old scores and begin again." And Dorothy had just enough strength left to press bor liiw to Aunt Rhoda' withered hand. "Ralph," she laid, when she was quite recovered, "if ever you aro able to bu me any jewels "Which I certainly shall do, dot, ono of these days." be gaily interrupted. "Don t let them be diamonds. 1 nato diamonds I I never want to see one again Turquoises, amethysts, whatever else you please, but not diamonds I" "Well, it shall be as you please," said Ralph. "Your bright eyes, love, are all the diamonds I want! "Oh, Ralph," sobbed Dorothy, "how good you are to met How I love you!" What Becomes or All Old Hats t What becomes of all old liaU ? " We have about 200 old bats strewed along under the counters and in the back room," said a South Clark street hatter. " From ten to twenty-five tramps come in daily and ask for a hat, yet our refuse supply seoms undiminished. The tramps are glad toe see cool or rainy weather at this time of the year. They know that it will drive in the straw bats, and they will fall heir to them. After these straw bats have done service all ummor the tramps wear them all winter. For a summer bat the tramp gets tho cast-off winter hat. He reserve the fashion. A great majority, however, take their old hat home and lay them up for a rainy or a snowy day. Some people will wear a straw hat two sea sons, but tho great majority give them to the poor. We send a large number to the charitable institutions. A great many hats are left to bo called for. If not called for within thirty days we give them away. Sometimes sharpers attempt their little games ou us. A small man left his hat here, buying a cut-off crown hnt. The one he left was out of shape, bad lost its gloss and color, and .was worthless, ne did not say that he would return for it, nor did he say that he would not. We put it aside, but wheu he called for it we could not find it at the moment. He then claimed that it was a good hat and demanded 5 for it. We made a thorough search, fouud the battered tile and bandod it to him. Seeing that his schema had fa'led ho threw the old bat into tbo street." Chicago Time. Providers of Free Lunches. The free lunches of upward of 800 saloon in New York are furnished by one concern. A lunch of ham sand wiches. herrings, baked beans and crack ers and cheese is furnished at (1 per day. The price ranges all the way up to $50. A Cjo luncn comprises a big tureen oi soup, cold lamb, roast beef and corned beef, tour or five big baked pike.culcKen, clam, oyster, sardioo or Brie cheese sandwiches, varied daily; lobster and chickeu salad, and olives, pickles, lettuce, etc. Everything is of the belt. It takes ten cook the better part of the night to get the lunchea ready for fifteen wagons to distribute early in the morning. The solid are placed iu baskets and the liquids in earthen jars. When tho lunch it delivered nt a saloon the at tendant bands back what is left of tho previous day's delivery. That is part of the contract. The "coia pieces - are told to keeper of cheap boarding- house. The average price paid daily by the customers of this firm is $15. It pays both tho caterer aud the saloon keepers. A first-class saloon cannot be run now without an appetizing and well served free lunch. Au elegant establish ment not far from where I live never made any money until a few months ago, when a couple of enterprising young fel lows took hold of it and set out a free lunch tit for an epicure. Business picked un with a rush and the new proprietors aro getting rich fast. Ntio Orlean f'u a yum. Curiosities About Gold. Gold is' so very tenacious that a piece of it drawn luto wire one-twentieth ot an inch in diameter will sustain a weight of 500 pounds without breaking. Its malleability u so great that a single grain may be divide! into 4,uuu,uiiu parts and a cubic inch into ,aJ,ouu, 523 parts, each of which may be dis tinctly seen by the naked eye. A grain and a half of gold may bo beaten into leaves ot ouo iuch square, which if intersected by parallel lines drawu at right anglei to each other and distance only .he one-hundredth part of an iuch, will produee 25,000,000 little squares, each of which may ba distinctly seen without the use of a glass. The surface of any given quantity of gold, according to the belt authorities, may be eitsnded by the hammer 310.1H4 times. The thickuess of the metal thus extended appear to be no more than the Su'H.OaOth of an iuch. Eight ounces of this wonderful meUd would gild a silver wire of sufficient length to extend en tirely around the globe. ItchiAxttn iun day lltrald. ON STONEWALL JACKSON. A NORTHERNER'S ESTIMATE U HIS CHARACTER AND CAREER. Interest ing Views ly Her. Henry M. Field. l. !., on the Uontcdorato leader, Published In "Harper." Rev. Henry M. Field, D. D., the well known Northern divine, has an article in rr . a nn tV,a, Ufa mil ntinrftn- ' ter of General "Stonowall" Jackson. The reverend writer says: Tho midsummer of this year (1891) witnessed a scene in tho mountains of Virginia that recalled the event of past generation. The 21st of July waa the thirtieth anniversary of Bull Run, where North and South met in the first real battle of the war, for the engage ments in West Virginia, near the Ohio, hardly rose to the dignity of battles. But Bull Run was a conflict of armies, in which both side took their first les sons iu war, and out of which came at i .l - A I least one great soiuier, wuu firmly while the battle raged around him that other who wore broken and dismayed took courage as they saw his unshaken column standing "like a stone wall," from which he received tho name of "Stonewall" Jackson. This wa the hero to whom a monument was now to be unveiled in Lexington, where he i buried. Of thoso whoso stood besido him on that bloody day thirty year ago, almost all had followed him to the grave; but the survivors, the shattered wrecks of war, came from far and noar to do honor to him who once led tbeni to battle, and wept with overpowering emotion at the grave of their beleved commander. The demonstration furnishes an occa sion for a Northerner to give his opinion of this extraordinary man. The years that have passed have removed us so far from the great tragedy of war, and from the passions it aroused, that we can do justice even to thoso who were in arms against us ; and no one can read the his tory of Stonewall Jackson without recog nizing in him all the qualities that go to make a popular hero. As A soldier, some competent critics rank him as the first thot the war produced oa either side. Not that he was at the head of the largest army, or undertook the most ex tensive military operations, but that with tho means that he bad he accora nlisbed more than auv other commander. He had made a study of the carr paigns of , Napoleon, and saw that success lay not I merely in having "the strongest battal ions," but in secrecy of design and of rapidity of execution. In the latter he outdid oven Napoleon himself, training , his men to such a pitch of endurance that he could "rush" them twenty-live miles , a day over a broken country, across rivers nnd over mountains, and fight a battle as tho sun was going down. Nothing in tho war gave moro decisive pi oof . of military genius thau the , campaign iu the Shenandoah Valley j in the spring of 1862 the only ono which he coad ctod absolutely mono, with no interference froai thoso above him where he was pitted not against one army, but four (under Banks, Fre- i mont, Shields and Milroy), advancing upon him from different quarters, and j outmanoeuvred them all, attacking and j defeating each iu turn, till he drovo j them, one after another, out of the val- Icy, when he gave them all tuo slip, An I crossing the Blue Ridge in one of bis , rapid marches, suddenly appeared on tho , flauk of McClellan's army before Rich- j mond. That decided the Peuinsular campaigu, wheu- he turned north, and by a bold movement threw himself bo- . tween Pope and Washington, aud the secoud Bull R in proved lar more bloody , than tho first. All this is matter of his- ' tory which it is not necessary to recall, nor to follow the tireless soldier to Har per's Ferry, to Autietam, to Fredericks burg nnd Cbancellorsvillo, where he fell at the very mo nent that tne great nan , movement which he ha I canceived mil conducted bad struck the Union Army i with a shock from which it reeled aud could not recover, but sought safety ou , the other side of the Rappahannock, , which it bad crossed only a few days be- i fore iu all the confidence ot victory. This is a recorl of continued success of which it is hard to find another ex- , ample in our own history, or, indeed, ia nny other. Cruel Punishments in the Past. In the matter of punishments, we liavo entered upon a time of greater cruelty than prevailed uudcr the Plan tagcuets. Men are boiled and women burned for poisouing; heretics are still binned iu 15S5 one thus suffered for denying the divinity of Christ; ears are nailed to the pillory and sliced off for defamation und seditious words: long i i Kir ? : .... . .i t ..,!.. case through Westuilustor ' nnd Loudon 1 ...I n.1.;....in..j.Kiln(i;nll)ll in unit for forgery. An immense number ate hanged every year; the chronicler Machyn coctiuually set down such a fact as that "ou this day XII were hanged at Tybura, VII men and V wj men." Mariner were hanged at low water at Wapping for olTeucu commit ted nt sea; the good old custom ot pil lorizing was maintained with zeal; nud the parading of backslider ia carts or ou horseback wa kept up. Thus ouo wo man, for selling fry ot fish unlawfully, rode triumphantly through the town wit!i garlands of fish decorating her head aud shoulders aud the tail of the horse, while one went before beating a brass bason. Another woman waa carried rouud, a distaff in her hand and a blue hood on her bead, for a common scold. A miia was similarly honored for selliug measly pork; aud another, riding with his head to the animal' tail, for doing something sinful counected with lauib or veal. llarptr't Majunint. The Uayu's Nest. Tho baya bird of Iudi spends his nights catching tire flies, with hic!i he plasters his nest. Tho baja does not kill the fly, but simply attaches it to his nest by means of a piece ot moist clay. Ou a dark night a liaya's nest lias the appearance of au electric street lamp. Chicago 1'imei. SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL. ! Germany leads in paper-mills. Coffee mil! are run by electricity. Instantaneous photographs show Hp movements. The experiment is about to be tried in Chicago of running double-decked street cars. A atreet railway system, to be operated by compressed air, is to be inaugurated in Leavenworth, Kan. The power will also be applied to factories. The phonograph has been applied to the telephone, io that any conversation coming over the wires during the day may be readily reproduced. Phosphorus is now being made by decomposing a mixture of acid phos phates and carbon bv the heat of an I electric arc within the mass. The latest innovation in car decora tion is a new material called "sill chrome." !,. , It can be used also for depot or other interior decoration. On the eastern frontier of the "Dark j Continent" coal ia so plentiful that by lining a BQOveu ui oi ciny ou any particu lar spot it may bo reached. But there is no mean of transporting it to market, The range of naval gun li rougtly ono mile for every inch of calibre lot guns less than ten inches, but last year a 9.2 I inch brecch-loading rifle attained a range of twelve miles. The pneumatic ! gun has fired a dummy shell two miles and a half. It is said that the local steam trains between St. Paul and Minneapolis have all been taken off, bciug unable to coin pete with the electric road, which is running trips every eight minutes, and is expected soon to change to five minute schedule. About twice as much energy is re quired to stop a moving object as to start it. In order to relieve its horses of a great deal of work, the London Gen eral Omnibus Company has adopted au ingeuious device by which springs nre wound up when the omnibus stops. The amount of energy which is thus stored up in the springs is utilized for starting the vehicle again. A smokeless powder lias been prepared at the Newport (R. I.) Torpedo Station which is credited with having given a rifle bullet tho astounding velocity of 2800 feet pet second. Moreover, it is stated that at a distance of 500 yards the report of the gun was not beard nor was any smoke visible. Gun cotton pulp is reported to be the base of the powder, but the other ingredients and their ma nipulation are a Government secret. A lake has a wonderfully tempering effect on the climate. Thus, according to M. Forel, the quantity of beat accu mulated in the Lake of Geneva, Switzer land, during the summer of 1889 was equal to that given off by the combustiou of 31,000,000 tons of coal, or tho amount carried by a coal train 1120 miles in length. Tho greater part of the beat is discharged iuto tho air of the valley dur ing the cold season, thus producing a milder temperature in autumn and win ter. Dr. Brown-Sequard in one of bis loc tures dwells with great emphasis on the importance of goueral knowledge in the matter of checking coughing and knee ing. He states that coughing can be stopped by pressing the nerves of the lips in the neighborhood of tho nose, aud sneezing may be stopped the sanio way. Pressing in tho neighborhood of the ear, or right in front of the ear, may stop coughing. It is so also of hiccough ing, but much lewt so than for sueeziug or coughing. Pressing very bard on tho roof of the mouth is also a means of ar resting a cough, atd tho will itself is often fouud to be a wonderful preventive. A Church Built or Coral. The Seychellas Islands, which are sup posed by many to ba tho site of the Eden of the Old Testament history, form an archipelago of 114 islands, aud are situated about 1400 miles east of Adua, and 1000 miles from Zanzibar. They rise steeply out of the sea, culminating in the Isle of Mahe, which is about 3300 feef above the level of the ocean, and is nearly the centre of the group. All these islands are of coral growth. The beaches which surround them are the most beautiful in the world, aud are of white calcereous sands iuclosed iu coral reef of the most subtile aud varied structure. The reefs form a sort of wall around the island, and when the iuu's ray fall slunting on the sauds tho shore reflects here aud there light-tiuted rainbows of the most exquisite shades. Tho "houses are built of a rpectes of massive coral hewn iuto squaro blocks, which glisten like white marble aud show themsulvos to the utmost advantage in the various tinted green of the thick i tropical pulms, whose immense feru-liUo ' .' . , , . leaves give plcasaut and much needed shade. The palms grow as high as 100 feet and more, ovcrtoppiug IjjiIi the houses and the coral-built church. They Hue the seashore and cover tho ruouutains, forming in mauy places cxtsusivu for ests. Button Ulile. Bucou Adjourns a Legislature. It i related that one winter wheu the Kentucky Legislature was iu a dead-lock and bad passed a sleepless uigtt iu ses sion, the morning fouud them still iu au obstinate and ugly mood. All efforts to adjourn were severely put down. Soou after the breakfast hour arrive I a mem ber from the Big Sandy country went to oue of the lire-places in the ancient hall aud luid ou the hickory coals a piece of bacou that he had found iu a pocket sandwich. The appeti.iug o lor grad ually filled the room; the sizzling was a cheerful sound suggesting home, case und comfort. The members began to stir confusedly iu' their coaiis. The hostile sides looked at each other sheep ishly and wistfully. They coulda't h"lp smiling, aud at lust broke into u I.ui,''i. Au adjournment was move 1 by seveial aud ( irriej unanimously. They say politics is swayed by phrases, but u bit of Kentucky bacou did the busiuess this lime. Cincinnati Tiin:-&tii; CHORES. i Jed Dorenm always used to say When we asked him to come and play With us boys down to Harry 24 ore's, ''I've gotter stay and do the chores.' No recreation would he take For ail his wealth .in jelly cake; No glad fun in or out of doors. He had to stay and do the chores. We drove a woodebuck in the wall But Jed he paid no heed at all; A circus passed through lower Town But busy Jed, he couldn't go down. The elephant went tramping by And shook the earth and touched the sky;' The tiger howls, the lion roars, Jed stays at home and dees the chore. Much like Jed Dorkum are we all Who long for great things and do smoitj We moll among the trivial sods Within the gardens of the gods. While the dark clusters hang above Rich with the juice of life and love. We cannot reach and pull them down, These fair pomegranates ot renown; Whose Juice life's early hope restores, For we must work and do the chore. Above us sternly loom forever The mighty Mountain of Endeavor, And whoso on their summit stands Looks on the sun-kissed table lands. We grasp our mountain staff to climb Their sky-enshrouded peaks sublime. Up where the crystal torrent pours And then we pause to do our chores. We start with courage in the heart To try the endlessness of art. In hope that we may speak some day The word the Spirit bids us say. But ere we speak the word aright The shadows come and it is night. Put out the light and closi the doors, For good or ill we've done our chores. Sam Walter Foss, in Yankee Blade. HUMOR OP THE DAY. Cast iron Quoits. Ujside down Tho moustache. A feast of reason To. entertain t idea. A corner lot The "gang" under the lamp post. The spread of intelligence Not more than the appetite requires. Lost at C The tenor who reached for it but didn't get there. Yonlert Oatette. Men with well knit figures nre seldom worsted in a fight." Pilttliarjh Diipatch. The girl who has had a faithless lover ihould be sharper the next time sho is I cutlass. Lotcell Courier. " Financial cmbarrassmcnt'yMs the only kind that ever troupes youug America. liotton Courier. A ring around the moon is a sign ot rain, and a ring around the eye is a sign of blow. Texa Siflingi. The crank with a theory is like a dog chasing his tail it's nothing new wtea be grasps it. Columhut Pott. "Ah, yes," said Aunt Sary, "Jennie's a great singer; some day she'll be a rog' lar bclladonnal" Columbia Pout. The ocean wearily exclaimed, Incessautly I go; I wonder that 1 don't get corns Upon my undertow. It the world, as it is, owes everybody a living, the world ought to get a mort gage ou itself to pay its debts. Texai Biftingi. If men were half as wise in their ac tions as they ore in their minds, the word "fool" would be out of uso. Atchiton Globe. The peacock may not be inclined to gossip, but he loves to spread a highly colored tail about the neighborhood. Elmira Gazette. In looking for causes, the little thing under our nose is hardest to see. Just try to cast your ere on the centre of your own moustache. Puck. "Why is it so much easier to contract debt 3 than to pay them?" "Because we ruu into debt, but usually have to crawl out." New York Herald. Facetious Tourists "Is it true that your canton is full of idiots?" Merry Swiss Peasant "Yes, sir, in summer. But they don't stop long." Carruther "Of what tise is a family tree, anyhow?" Waitc "Why, to cast one's neighbor iuto tho shade, of course." itoio York lltrald. A Western man says this is n "tough world," and it is his opiniou that very few who are in it now will ever get out of it alive. Pharmaceutical lira. Ethel "I am sure now that Gcorgo thinks me an angel." "Maud "What makes you so positive?" Ethel "He asked me to fly with him." Aisi Yorb Herald. "Why do they ring the bell iu t'jat railroad station in that style) I', sounds like it was tolling." "Probably it is for the passing of tho dividend." Balti more American. "Mrs. Gairill fell down stairs and bit her tongue in two." "Poor Garrill! If that woman has two tongues, heaven knows what will become of hiin!" Harper i limtr. Mrs. Blacklot "Yes, my boy's doiu' well to Harvard. He's sluJyin' fer a doctor now." Mrs. Xextdore "Dear me! Can't the doctor do his own study iu'i" Mo Pott. Brido (in anticipation) "I should like to give my intended a little surprise before our marriage. What would you advise?'' Fumalo Frieiul "Hum! pre sent him with your certificate of birth." t'lieycnde lihutttr. t'au you help me?" said tho tramp, addressing the doctor, who was ridiug past. "Perhaps I can," said liiuilncto' humorously. "I'm a physician. Wlnt'a your trouble?" "I thiuk, sir, I nee 1 a little change most." He got it. .V. York Prete. Joachim, the musiciau, was haviug his hair cut, aud strenuously iuiiste l tut it ihould n'j. bo very short. "Well, sir," said the barber, losing patience, it you, as a gvulluiuaii, don't mind ht-iug taken for a forcigu musician, I'm suit) 1 dou't care," Chrittiaa Lnion.