I FOREST REPUBLICAN li pabllthrt avery Wedaaaday, kf J. E. WENK. Offlo In Bmearbaugh At Co.'a Building ELM iTRJtKT, TION KDTA, fa, RATES OF APVgWTtttMO. ) ! aae beo, eae laesrtlo .a af 0M Sqeare, eae laeh, an. aisatb ... It Oaa Square, aae Inch, three months.... ..... IN Ob. aqoar, .a. Inch, ana rear M at Twe "eaarea, one rar ..... Qaarter Cetaaio, aa year lata Half Oolnnu, oae rear ta OwOaama, eat peat tit edvertleeaMnta taa eaata ar lree eaaa av tfarrtafet aad aeata aa-leaa (rati. All kill, for vwlT ariTrrtlit mrnta ollaetot aasa terlv. T.mporarj adT.rllMm.nla Boat a p14 laj aanaee, J.a work uk aa delivery. Forest Republican. Term a. SI. BO ptrTur, Ke atMcrtpttena receive for a atari Mrlod wn thro month. Oorraapondmc olleltrd from al aorta ef the eonntoy. N. n.ilc. will ee UUn eraaaaTmoi.. VOL. XXIV. NO. 25. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, OCT, 14, 1891. $1.50 TEH ANNUM. BUlanlCallOU. General Miles disapprove of the plnn to consolidate State militia with tha regular army. Adobo residouces aro becoming popu lur in Southom California, from tho fact that they aro conlcr la summer and warmer la winter than ordinary resi dences. Contrary to time Immemorial custom tho Gerraau Emperor has resolved that liia oldest eon, while a minor, is not to accept tho patronage or presidency ol any social or philnuthropio association whatever. When American farmers do business tvlth Europe, brags tho Philadelphia j Jtecord, they do it on a large scale. It will take $100,000,000 to pay for tho wheat which Franco will this year bo compelled to sccuro from this couatry. Now Russia, following tho examplo of England, Germany, Franco, Austria, Belgium and Switzerland, has adopted a magazino gun for tho armies. "Th United States has yet to fall in lino,'1 comments tho Now York Mail and Ex press. Tho Treasuiy officers ntSan Francisco have rejected papers presented at that! port by Chinnmeu seeking admission to tho country, as certificates of identifica tion issuod by tho Chincso Government, in compliance! with Section six of the Re striction Act adopted nino years ago. This section provided that all Chincso, other than laborers, to be permitted to enter tho country, should show a Gov ernment certificate properly identifying them. Chinamen havo not attempted to avail thomsulvcs of this provision until within tho last few months. Tho iort officers tuspectod that tho papers offered wero forgeries, and have since accer tntnod that such documents, forged and bearing an imitation of the Imperial teal of China, have boon sold to Chinamen coming to this country for from $250 to (300. L. J The rapid, tho startling growth of the debt of Canada, states tho Neo England Wagatinc, which has increased from $78,209,713 in 1S70, to (238,000,000 In 1800, with a population almost at a tandstill and a stagnant trade, has struck calm, impartial observers with the idea that thore has boon something wrang in the government of a peaceful young Slate of enormous extent and great nat ural resources. Of course, a large por tion of this debt was incurred for tho construction of railways, improvement of sauals, and similar political and commer cial works; but tho results or returns do not compensate for the vastnesj of tho now debt, with its oppressive load of in terest. Thoy freely comment upon the fact that while the United Status have reduced their debt from $39 to $16.80 per head in twenty years Cuuuda has run up her's from $21 to 817. A young student at the Nichols Latin School at Lewiston, Mo., who goes under tho name of Lewis P. Clinton, is really Bomayou, King of tho Bassa tribe in the outhwestcrn part of Africa. Tha tribe occupies a territory running back over the Kong Mountains, 600 miles In length and 200 miles in breadth, with an outlet to the sea. In his boyhood Somnyou had a strong desire to learn the English lan guage, S3 that ho might trade for his peoplo. With this determination he ran sway from his trlbo and finally found his way to this country under the care of I missionary. Ho is not only a good English scholar, but has shown average ability iu mastering Latin, Greek, matha mntics, and other studios. Ho contem plates a courso in Bates College, after which his plan is to go back to his peo ple, not as a ruler, but for the purposo of establishing a civilized colony and do vothig his llfo and otiorgy to tho intsr tuts of his ponplo, educationally and re ligiously. " Soma you defrays his cx pcuscsat school by locturiug. oi The FVuch earned long ago an hon treitnblo distinction by their success lu the read tmcut pttho blind, and the figures Socictut tho rtyeut anuual meeting of La Paris fia d'Astriauce pour 1m Aveuglosin this rcsptilly sustains their roputalton in tions of th.ct. Tho two principal institu mologiquo ' s city are tho Cliuiquo Opthal L'Ecola Brai. do Quiuzo YingU and tho preservative, the former devoted to tight, and tho lua or the restoration of tho hopclussly blister to the instruction oi iu 18S0 the Cliuiijd. Since its creation treatment 108,793 puuio has had under portion of cures has Mieuts, and tho pro did figures of uinoty-tlwVtachcd tho splen the expensos iueurrod iif, per cent., whllo not oxeceded seventy francs each case has 1S. The Ecolo Braillo Inn, or less than crcditablo account to give of Is an equally blind boys and girls uro oduoi'solf. Tha breadwinners, not only for thoi tod to be but iu mauy cases for their pareuiiiselvas, relatives. While at the school the'-s un 1 only earn enough to pay for their inc not teuance, but aro able to contribute- toiiu savings batik fund which is used to slui a them iu business, A v I "IF WK MIGHT." 1 If we might, oh If we might i Tttra baek the Wheel, of time, my friend, tcv-ntgh; If to the vale of childhood we would go , And climb again from thorn warm doptht , bplow To thlt stoop hilside; live from day to day, The peat just at we lived it once, oh nay Would you he glad to treat the pathway o'er. The tame old steps again, no lest, no more? If we might, yea, if we might Turn back the whirling wheels, my friends, to-night, And slowly wind from youth to middle age, The tangled road; if every blotted page W aniiM ith it n .. .1 la uA 1 . ,. In life's book akip all the grief and paln Would you be willing then to live thorn o'er. The backward years that can return no more? 'If I might, oh, if I might, Perhaps I would, perhaps I should to-night; I am not wise. Old friendships were so true, Old loves so sweet, and, even if I knew, I must have all the sorrow, all the pain. For love's dear sake I might go back again, The thorny pathway to my willing foot Would not be hard, I think it would be sweet" But, if the spring, ah! If the spring Lead on to summer; if the autumn bring The winter tnowftakee, if the joyous ehlmo or wintry bells ring In the blossom time. hy would you live again the same old year, Knowing another spring will soon be here? The dead May violets rather should you kiss And aey, "Next year they will be sweet as this." Aad If the life, ah, if the life We live on earth, so full of restless strife, So full of joyful love, or blessed peace Is beautiful, why should you wish to cease The onward journey? Do not wish again To live life over, even without the pain, For oh, my friend, when life's last sun is set The bright next day Is Heaven, do not forget. Juiia II. Hay, in Botlon Journal. "NONA." Count Raymond Do Villcmere awoko from his lethargy und recognized his physitian who was lcoking at him sadly. 'Saved again I" said the potiont, smiling as he turned his head on the pillow. "My poor fellow," sighed the doctor, and as his hearer opened his eyes wide in wonder he added : "You aro a brave man, and it is my duty to tell you the truth." "WclU" "You have all tho symptoms of Nona." "What's that" asked Raymond. "A fatal malady," replied the medical man; "you have recovered from tho lethargy, and will be conscious for three hours, but, at tho end of that time, death will como suddenly, instantaneously." "Bother 1" suid the Count. "Be brave, my friend; arrange your affairs, you have just time. Now I will leave you. Good-by." Ten minutes later, Count do Villcmere, clad in a flannel dressing gown was calmly making his toilet. When he had polished his lingcr-nails, and given the lust touch to his moustache, he lighted a cigar, and casting a heart-broken glanco at the box, the contents of which he should never finish, he threw himself upon a couch and reflected. He was far too brave to fear death, and yet ho found his situation an unpleasant one. Tho day before he had been seized with a violent illness and believing that his last hour was come, had sent for a notary and a priest, and had burned his letters. Then he had fallen into i heavy sleep from which he had not expected to awake. Now ho felt like a condemned man, who, after having hopes of pardon, suddenly finds himself on the scaffold. Outside- his window was heard the ceaseless rattle of vehicles in tho Champs Elysees, and every one seemed full of joy and health in the bright June sun light. He himself felt vigorous and en ergetic, and he could hardly believe that to-morrow there rould be a lugubrious procession, a heavy jolting hearse lead ing the way, then prayers and droning hymns around his grave. Yet, it was true, in a few hours, his joys, sorrows and affections, his whole life would be forgotten. Stretched comfortably upon the sofa, he finished his cigar, and in imagination lived his life BRuin. Long forgotten events of his childhood were recalled, then his various love affairs from the age of fiftceu to twenty-five years, and more distinctly than all, the first few months after his marriage. He remembered every detail of those honeyed moons. Ah, how happy he and Odette had been 1 He had loved her madly and with a fierce jealousy which mado thorn both laugh. And it had ended in a quarrel, a rup ture caused by his mistake, and an act of rash folly on the part ol the beautiful young countess. Ho they separated by mutual couseut, but they cou tinned to love each other in secret, and although they affected indifference and passed each other with cold bows on the Boul evarde or at balls, they did uot deceive their mutual friends. The thought of dying without seeing his beloved one again was more than Ray mond could bear, aud tho studiod cold ness so long persisted iu seemed unneces sary now that he was about to be sep arated from her by dejtu. What harm would one step towards reconciliation do him, even if she mado no movement in response I Ho seated himself r.t his desk, hur riedly w.-ote a brief message, rang the bell, aud seut his valet to the telegraph office. Then he looked at his watch, he had two hours more to live. "She will havo just time to come," he said, but then he wondered vhether sho would come or not. Would that fond farewell touch her heart, or would the dignity of au offended woman be inex orable even to the laslt The agony of suspei suspense was now added to the anxiety wuicu lluyiuoud de YilUiuea iu spite bf his gentlemanly self-possession, counted the minutes as they passed. Ho wrote a long letter to his mother, anil the act brought tears to his eyes. It was hardly finished when a ring at the front door bell mado him start, and a few seconds inter the door of his room opened and a servant announced : "Madame the Countess de Villcmere." He stood up and turning pale, ex claimed : Odette!" The young woman, however, stopped In the doorway, and with a frowning glance said coldlyj "This is a senseless joke." "A jokol" ho exclaimed. "What do you meanf" "You sent me a dispatch saying that you wero dying, and I find you sitting up writing. Good day, sir." She turned round and was leaving him, when he said : "Listen, Odette; let mo explain, I en treat you. Soo, road this letter only look at it once I" Ho handed her the lcttor he had just written to his mother, and when sho had glanced at the first page, she said : "Thca it is truo. Oh, my poor darl ing!" Too next minute she had thrown her self upon his neck and burst into sobs. Long they stood there, clasped in a close embrace which seemed to contain their regrets for their few months of happineis and their remorse for their wasted years. At last they sat down, hand in hand, struck dumb, over whelmed with sorrow. But the Count recollected what was duo to the dignity of his noblo ancestors, .one of whom, his grandfather had whistled an air from the Indcs Galantes as ho mounted the scaffold in '93. "Bah I" said Raymond, with a smile. "I hnve nothing to complain of; I ought to feel thankful for being allowed to die of a malady which will be tho fashion to-morrow" but Odette stopped him with a glance of roproach. Womon are not fond of such iorny. Then they talked of the past in low tones, as if they wero already in a funorai chamber, and in spito of themselves they Fmilcd at tho thought of the day gone by. 'When tboy glanced round tho room many a trifling object servod to recall some ovont which occurred before thoir marriago. A hunting scene hanging on the wall made thorn hoar onco moro tho merry "Hallalis! Whoop 1" piercing the November mist, and thoy spoko of their long rides sldo by sido over tho dried leave of tho forest. Somo tiny dusty fans on tho mantel carried them back to a cotillon dancod togothor and to their flirtation under the exotlo plants in tho green house. Then they wandorod in fancy along tho green, cool pathways of tho Bois de Boulogne, lunched in tho Chi nese Pavilion, and carno back by the Champs-Elysees to tho busy, bustling city, parting for a few hours only, im patient to meat again (after tho tiresome club and the five o'clock tea) at tho opera, or, still better, to pass a quiot evening together at hor home. Raymond and Odette were eo busy with their reminiscences that they lost all sense of time, and of the catastropho which had brought them together again. A ring at the front door roilaed them suddenly, and they looked at each othor iu acute anguish. "Moniseur, Doctor Darlois," said a ser vant as tho door of tho room opened, aud the new comer exclaimed in amaze ment. "Whatl Up? And I camo to" "To what?" asked Raymond do Villo mero. "I camo in ordor to report your death," said tho physician. "Thanks for the attention, Doctor," said the Count with a smilo, and Madame de Villemere exclaimod anxiously, "He is cured then?" "Evidently, Madame. It Is very strange, the Echo de CUnique of lust week gave a most conclusive article on Nona. However, I am sincerely thank ful, quite delighted" .The good man was glad, of course, but yet at the bottom of his heart tboro was a tiny grain of annoyance. The Couut whispered in his wlfo's ear: "Shall we ask hira to ditto with us this evening, dear!" From th French in Epoch. The Blae Sky. Every ono admires and talks of tho bluo sky, but how many havo observed not only that tho sky is sometimes of a deeper or richer bluo than at other times, but that its changes of tint ocour In a more or less regular way? Such is tho conclusion of M. Crova, who has reported to the Paris Acadomy of Science the result of his systematic observations of sky colors from December, 1S89, to December, 1890. . He finds that the sky is most Intensely blue in December, January, March and Suotember, and paler in July, August and November. Observing tho chauges from hour to hour, he found that it was more deeply blue in tho morning than during the beat or midday. This indi cates that, since tho doepost color is seen, generally speaking, in tho coldost months and during the cooler part of tho day, heat is aa important element in determining the depth of tho sky color. Youth'i Companion. To Straighten tho Eye. Any squint or cast in tho ojo can be curod without the expense of going to a I physician or an oculist. It is only necessary to get a pair of spectacles with plain gloss in and to color tho center of one of the lenses black. Tho cyo will naturally make an effort to look straight ahead all the time, aud after a few days the effort will be imperceptible. With a child a cure can bo effected in a week, : and with a grown person a month will suffice to remedy tho wort cose. Wear ing smoked glasses is the btut possiblo safeguard for weak eyes when in a strong li ;Ut, and even these will help to get ltd of a "cast" by strengthening tho eyei und relieving them from uuuecetsary ex ertion, Pttrvit Free Freu. scientific and industrial There Is no way to bend wood better or cheaper than by steaming. Recent experiments show that with propor appliances ordinary gaslight can be used in making photographs. Fahrenheit at first ued alcohol in making his thermometers. Ho was lod to use mercury after experimenting with boiling water. By a recent appliance to kttchc ranges tha refuse from tho kttchon is thoroughly dried, convorted into char coal, and used as fuel. At tho naval exhibition in London there is a colossal elcctrio lamp, con structed by the Admiralty, which gives a light equal to 6,000,000 candles. Jupiter is larger tbon all tho other planets and satellites of the solar system. The sun is a little moro than 1000 times largor than Jupiter. But Arcturus is 030,000 times larger than tho sun. A philological statistician calculates that in tho year 2000 there will be 1,700,000,000 people who speak Eng lish, and that the other European lan guages will bo spoken by only 500,000, 000 people. A scientific observer publishes a pam phlet to show that the European jaw is narrowing through the lesser severity of its labors that accompanies civilized food. The lower jaws of the later Eng lish are smaller than those of ancient Britons or even of Australians. To the inhabitants of the moon, it there be any such beings, the earth ap pears sixteen times larger than the sun and of a blue color. That the aurora boreals is the tail to tho earth like tho tail to comets, and as seen from the moon streams out behind our globe in a bright and beautiful trail. The rste of growth of corals is diffi cult to estimato. At the meeting of tho Academy of Natural Sciences of Phila delphia, Profossor Hellprin exhibited a specimen of Porites astrceoides which had been taken from an anchor cast in the autumn of 1885. He estimated that the annual amount of increase was scarcely one-twentieth of an inch. The latest plan to improve the draft of the furnaces of ocean steamers is to in crease the height of the smoko pipes. The new steamer Scot, of tho Cape Mail Line, Is provided with smoke pipes 120 feet high above the grates, being the loftiest pipes ever put into a steamer. A draft of three-quarter -inch water pressure is thus obtained, all the steam needed is easily secured, and the use of fans is dis pensed with. Her speed is nineteen knots. Bombay has the greatest picco of solid masonry construction that tho world has seen in modern times. For years past the water supply of Bombay depended upon work known to be defective, in volving the possibility of a water famine. A consultation of eminent cngineeis was held, under the direction of the Govern ment, with the result that a large dam was determined on to inclose the water shed of the valley which drains into the sea south of Bombay. At Sophia experiments have been made in the last four weeks to ascertain tho ac curacy of tho rapid-firing cannon recently received from tha Gruson Works iu Magdeburg. At a distance of Su'OO feet a target representing (wo field cannon and ten men was almost completely de molished by twenty-five shots. A line of thirty wooden soldieis, lying six feet apart, so that only tho heads wero in sight of the marksmen, rocoived twenty six loads of chain shot and nine of shrap noil. Twenty of the chain shot and forty one pieces of shrapnull struck fourteen wooden soldiers. Wonderful Growth of Hectrlc Travel. Only twelve years hove elapsed sinco the first crude suggestions of the practi cal working of an electric railway wero mado, and four years ago a list of a dozen would comprise every such road in the world in even pasmbty successful opera tion, whatevor the method of application. The first large commercial electric rail way was, aiter many difficulties and dis couragements, opened in the early purt of 18o8 at Richmond, Va. ; and sinco that demonstration was made, the indus try ha! grown uutil there aro now in operation or under contract, on tho gonoral lines laid down at Richmond, uot less than 350 roads iu the United State, Europe, Australia, and Japan, re quiring moro than 4000 cars and 7000 motors, with moro than 2(300 miles of track, a daily mileage of nearly 500,000 miles, and carrying nearly a billion pas sengers annually. Fully 10,000 peoplo aro employed ou these roads, and thoro has never been an authenticated report of death on account of the electrical pres sure used. Over $50,000,000 aro in vested iu this industry in this country alone The Forum. A Mooso Horn G rafted Into a Tree. Something of a curiosity Is on exhibi tion in a show wiudow at D. J. lien uessy's. It consists of a very largo moosA horn grafted into tho base of a truo. It has been iu that position for years, as tho treo has grown around it so as to got such a grip on it thtt cut ting the wood away is the only moans of separating tho two. It was found uoar tho Kitty O'Brien miuo o:i tho High lands, south of tho town, by Tom Gor don. It is evident that at somo remoto period a huntsman was chasing the mon arch of tho woods, who, iu runuing away, was caught in a tree, and iu try ing to extricate himself tho horu was broken off. Itutte lntcr-Mn unlain. For tho King's Pleasure. In ancient records wo find mention of four-wheeled carriages drawn by mules, to convey iu vessel, set apart tho water of a noted river, for the uso of a king then engaged iu battle; for nono other would the royal eutleiiiau accept as a beverage, and even that uot only until it huil been boiled in silver vessels, in such princely maimer rumbled tliu watur-curt withersoever it iniUt please his Highuesc to travel. llurpcr't Wetkly, . "FESTIVAL OF THE DEAD," 0TJBI0U8 CELEBRATION OF THE JAPANESE. Decorating Shrine in Honor of tho Jcpartel Food Offerings Scud ins; Back the Ghostly Visitant. Lafcadio Hearn, in a paper in the At lantic, called "At tho Market of the Dead," thus describes the festival, to supply the needs of which tha market is held! From the 13th to the 16th day of July is held the Festival of tha Dead the Bommatsuri or Bonku by some Euro peans called the Feast of Lanterns. But in many places there are two such festi vals annually J for those who still follow the ancient reckoning of time by moons hold that the Bommatsuri should fall on the 13tb, 11 and 15th days of the sev enth month of the antique calendar, which corresponds to a later period of the year. Early on the morning of the 13th, new mats of purest rice straw, woven ex pressly for tho festival, are spread upon all Buddhist altars and within each but suma or butsudan the little shrine be fore which the morning and evening prayers are offered up in every believing home. Shrines and altars are likewise decorated with beautiful embellishments of colored paper, and with flowers and sprigs of certain hallowed plants always real lotos flowers when obtainable, other wise lotos flowers of paper, and fresh branches of shikimi (anise) and of miso hagi (lespedezaj. Then a tiny lacquered table a zen such as Japancso meals are usually served upon, is placed upon the altar, and the food offerings are laid on it. But in the smaller shrines of Japanese homes the offerings aro more often simply laid upon tho rice matting, wrapped in fresh lotos leaves. These offerings consist of tho foods called somen, resembling our vermicelli, gozen, which is boiled rice, dango, a sort of tiny dumpling, eggplant, and fruits according to season frequently uri and saikwu, slices of melon and watermelon, and plums and peaches. Often sweet cakes and dainties are add ed. Sometimes the offering is only O-sho-jin-gu (honorable uncooked food) ; more usually it is O-rio-gu (honorable boiled food) ; but it never includes, of course, fish, meats, or wine. Clear water is given to the shadowy guests, and is sprinkled from time to time upon tho altar or within the shrine with a branch of misohagi : tea is poured out every hour for the viewless visitors, and everything is daintily served up in little plates and cups and bowls, as for living guests, with bashi (chopsticks) laid beside the offering. So for three days the dead are feasted. At sunset, pine torches, fixed in the ground before each home, are kindled to guide the spirit-visitors. Sometimes, also, on the first evening of the Bom matsuri, welcome fires (mukaebi) are lighted along the shore of the tea or lake or river by which tho village or city is situated neither moro nor less than ono hundred and eight fires; this numbei having some mystic signification in tho philosophy ot Buddhism. And charm ing lanterns are suspended each night at the entrances of homes the Lanterns of the Festival of the Dead lanterns of special forms aud colors, beautifully painted with suggestions of landscape and shapes of flowers, and always decorated with a peculiar fringe of paper streamers. Also, on the same night, those who have dead friends go to tho cemeteries and make offerings thore, and pray, and burn incense, and pour out water for the ghosts. Flowers are placed there in tho bamboo vases set beside each haka, and lanterns are lighted aud hung up be fore the tombs, but theso lanterns havo no designs upou them. At sunset on the evening of the 15th only the offerings called Segaki are made in tho temples. Then are fed the ghosts of the Circlo of Penance, called Gakido, the place of hungry spirits; and then also are fud by the priests those ghos.8 having no other friends among the living to care for them. Very, very small these offer ings aro like the offerings- to the gods. Upon the third and last night there is a weirdly beautiful ceremony, more touchiug thau that of the Segaki, stran ger than tho Bon-odori the ceremony of farewell. All that tho living may do to pleuse the dead has been done; tho time allotted by tha powers of tho un seen worlds unto tho ghostly visitants is well-uigh past, and their friends must send them all back ugaiu. Everything has been prepared for them. In each home small bouts made of barley straw closely woven havo been freighted with supplies of dainty food, with tiny lanterns, and written messages of faith aud love. Seldom moro thau a foot in length are these bouts; but tho dead require little room. And tho frail craft aie launched ou canal, like, sea, or river cuch with a miniature lan tern glowing at the prow, aud inceuso burning at the stern. And if the night be fair, they voyago long. Down all the creeks and rivers aud canals these phan tom fleets go glimmering to the sea; aud all the sea sparkles to the horizou with the lights of the dtad, aud tho sea wind is fragrant with incense. But ulosl it is now forbidden fu the great seaports to launch the shoryobuue, "the bout of the blessed ghosts." l'turls Tuke Tours for Their Health. Although turquoises aro the most sen sible stones, pearls are thought to bo tho most human, since like their owners they get sick aud re juiro a complete chuuge of air and climute. Not loug go a ludy weut into a local jewelry home with a magnifieeut set of earls that were losing their lustre and begin ning to look dead. "These pearls are Bick," said the jeweler, upou examining them, "und unless you take or send them to a decidedly different climate at ouce, they will become worthies." They were seut off, uni within a mouth were us brie lit and pretty a they hud ever been. iWtt Xvrii W'vrU, WISE WORDS. The worst of slaves is ho whom passion rules. The anticipation of evil is the death ol happiness. The goal of yesterday will be the start ing point of to-day. True merit, like a river, tha deeper il is, the less noise it makes. Who ever heard of a pure thought or noble deed originating in a saloon? Love is a blessed wand which wins the waters from the hardness of the heart. To give heartfelt praise to noble ac tions is, in some measure, making them our own. The scholar, without good breeding, is a pedant; the philosopher, a cynic; the soldier, a brute; aud every man dis agreeable. We seldom condemn mankind till they have injured us; and when thoy have, we seldom do anything but detest them for the injury. If you havo built castles in the ait your work reed not bo lost; that U where they should bo; now put founda tions under them. Haste and rashucss aro storms and tempests, breaking aud wrecking busi ness, but cimbleness is a full, fair wind blowing it with speed to tho haven. Let any man once show tho world that he feels afraid of its bark, and 'twill fly at his heels; let him fearless face it, 'twill leave him alone, but 'twill lawn at his feet if he flings it a bone. A New Locomotive. The St. Paul Railroad is building two engines which promise a revolution in locomotive building. Theso engines will consume their own smoke aud will have no smokestack. They will bo fitted up with an electrical headlight, placed immediately iu front of the boiler, thus giving tho engineer an unobstructed view of the track ahead. The driving- wheels will be larger than on ordinary locomotives, and are intended for greater (peed. It is hardly possiblo to overestimate the value of the discovery of a smokeless locomotive, if the plan shall prove a suc cess. To think of riding in a car with out being exposed to a rain of soot and cinders when tho window is opened, or being choked half to death with smoke when going through a tunnel or a snow shed, is something almost too good for even the imagination. Railroad travel ing would be a positive pleasure under luch circumstances. Nor is this all. The smokeless and cinderless locomotive does away with the danger of burning up wheat fields a thing which occurs many times every year with the present style of engines. Spark arresters have becu invented, but they do not do their work perfectly, and every summer tho railroad companies have to pay for fires caused by sparks from their engines. Again, where railroads run into cities tho vicinity of tho road is contiuually smeared and grimed up by the smoke ami eoot fro il tho passing and repassing locomotives, and tho housowifo w,ho hangs out her week's washing often has occasion to do anything but bless tho present style of engines. This evil will bo cured by the adoption of smokeless locomotives. Every railroad in tho United States ought to adopt these engines if they prove a succoss, and if they seem unwil ling to make the change tho law should land them the necessary stimulus. Tho comfort and convenience of tha peoplo should be considered before tho extra cost to the railroad companies. Han Francitco Chronicle. A New Milking Maohlno. It seems, at last, as if the problem of obviating the necessity of hand milking has been solved. The moans is an air pump in combination with tho suitablo appliances. Along tho stalls a metal tubo commuuicating with tho air pump runs in a channel prepared for it. At tho outside of each stall division thore is a "switch" by which a brunch tube of In dia rubber is brought within tho range ot the force transmitted through tho tuba in the channel. The switch is a very ingenious part, aud by merely being pressed down for half au iuch the brauch tube is turned "ou," while by the switch being raised half an inch the current is turned "off" the branch tube. The oranch tubo at its other extremity sub divides into four, each of which is tipped with a section of a cow's horn furnished with an Iudia rubber lip. Theso four horns with tho Iudiu rubber "lips" uro placed over tho teats of the cow, und u I horo closely to tho udder by tho suction communicated from the sir pump, and tho milk is thus rapidly drawn from the udder. The machine, also, tho inventors point out, follows tho natural method of the culf in drawing tho milk from tho udder, for every stroke of tho pump is followed by a distinct pulsation of lesser force at the furthest cud ot tho brauch tubes. A'ea York Telejram. Graftim; Teeth. Much has been written of lute about skiu-gruftiug, and a Heading physician has even succeeded iu truuspluutiug a mustache to tho upper lip of a woman. But there lire scvurul local deutists who havo met with remarkable success in e-aftiug teeth. The process is kuowr. as iiupluuliug, uud should not bo con founded with eitlitr transplanting or re planting, both i f which have beeu doue for years. Iu implanting a tooth tho gum may have entirely healed over, iu luet a tooth may bo implanted years after its predecessor has beeu removed. With the aid of cocaiuo the operation is uot at tended with uuy great amount of pain. Tho (ruui is thoroughly saturated with coeuiue und uu iucisiou is made exposing tho jawbone. A socket is then drilled into tho bone, and a tooth, after having been placed iu an antiseptic solution, is fitted into the socket aud tightly bound iu its pluco. The wound heuls quickly, and iu two weeks the grufted tooth pur takes ot u'l tho uuturo of a perfectly natural tooth. I'hiljJcljjhiii JUourd, THY BE3T DBLIOHT. r When thou who loveet well thy kind Despairing one ahull chance to And, Be their relief thy best delight. And lead them forth from doubt' night, Beyond the miasmatic breath dark I Coursing along doubt's vale of death, , To tunny hills where rotes Hoom And faith's dmr light dispels tin gloom Where they shall hear the chorusing Of all the sweetest birds that sing; And sweetest brooks that ever sung, Since brooks, and birds, and time v young Shall purl and sparkle In tho light Succeeding unto sorrow's nightl Then ever shall a voice for thoe Sing hopo-iuspiring minstrelsy Far sweeter thin the singing hoar J From any brook or any bird In happiest glen of all the world, ' And like the brooks that joyous purlej ' In Eden when the earth was youug And all the stars together sung I And dost thou doubt, and point to men Who bless and ore not blessed again, But live In grief, and grieving dio Of much bestowing charity ? Perhaps not here, yet in some c!iin Ferhaptnot now, yet some good time Of God's sure years, shall greet the eyo That moistens here with sympathy Scenes bright as those the seer of eld Entranced on Fatmos isle beheld, ' When full the radiant glorias shono From gatos, and temple, and the Throne I Aella Qreene, in Boston. Transcript. HUMOR OF THE DAY. In chains Links. A probate court Flirtation. Down with high prices Eider. Worse thau suspense Electrocution. Lift. The great literary trust Tho hop that itr.'ill be accepted. . " -" "Lovo is blind," but jcalou-y sees more than really exists. To err is huaian, to forgive, divliu); But Justice says; "We can't remit tbe One." iKCfc. An abandoned bern is not half so bad as an abandoned farmer. Lowell Cou rier. "This is a very wet country. What do you raise here chiefly?" "Umbrel las?'' Puck. "I am feeling my ground," said the man who slipped up in his own door yard. Xfathington Post. Poet (in newspaper office) "Have you an efficient staff?" Editor "Perhaps not; but I havo a very effective club." Pud. George "Maude, do you lovo me far myself alone?" Maudo "Of courso 1 do; but how many of you are there, any how?" The fact that brevity is the soul of wit may expluin why some of our bright est peoplo ure so unremittingly short. Washington Star. Muud "I wonder why they call it the augry sea?" Webb "Perhaps bo cause so mauy peoplo persist iu crossing it." Boston Post. Blanche "Did you part owing to a misunderstanding?" Rosalie "Good ness me, no ! We understood each other too well." JuJye. "Sir, how dare you disagco with me?" said the cannibal, Kndi.ruatitly, to the missionary whom he had Jtjst ii; al lowed. Washington Star. How is it that the same weather which makes your collar shrink from public gaze brings your battered cuffs down over tho kuucklcs of your hands J Pud. The man who fix)ls around u mule, Ijou uftt'r he's forbid Although he limy not kuow it all, Will kuow mure than lie ill I. i'hiladflji'iiit Times. Merritt "Sho doesn't seem to get much good out of her money." Cora "No; sho spends it iu getting things which sho says aro too good tJ wear." Jlltl'Jt. The difference between the amuse ments of uu 1 .'cadiau shepherd aud modern political! is, utter all, only tho difference between piping lays and lay ing pipes. Our So-iely Journal lie forgets not to boast what he does for hij brother. Procuring him victuals an 1 p'.lf; Though it's uot half so imrd to lit1.; for un other, Ho tiuJs, as to bog for himsolf. Jwl jc. First Hon "There comes the woman to drive tit r tit of her garden." Second Heu "Yes; aud she's picking up a stone, too. Let's fly out quick." First lieu "No, no; stay her.!." Second Heu "Hut she"s aiming right for us.'.' First lieu "Yes; aud if tu move wo might get hit." Liverpool Porcuane. In a battle, a soldier was wou i lel in tho head by a j iveliu. Tiiu surgeon ex amined the wound and tul 1 tho man that, us the weapon ha t not touche I his brain, there was every prospect of his recovery. "Had I p.iisesied uny brain," said the soldier, "I should uot have beeu iu the battle." .liyjuaut. "(Hi, yes; he's quite u re.narUablu man. Ablo to concentrate his miud ou one particular subject, no matter how great the crowd and confusion aiumi 1 hiui. His power o; a i-i.M.-ti.i.i is simply wonderful." "What is uis special branen of science!" " Kleptomania I believe they call it." Wasliiifjlo i iW. Things one wo.i.d have said differ ently: A young la ly was calling lor tho first tiino up m acpcinitan. vs.wlioso friudship alio was exceedingly i;la I t. cultivate, aud bjtore whom she wwlie I to uppe.ir as udvanUgo nnly as possible. lliU us sho vitli.lre.v L;i'.iccfiiily frj.n the parlor, ! exclaim:!, cordially, while shaUin.; the h in I ol lu r hostess; Hear Miss i! do e mi.: aud seo le so hi, uud don't Kl.iy as lou ;u 1 have duuc !"(,". .'lu.-t i..v.. k-U--