THE FOREST REPUBLICAN b pbilih4 Try WttaMdar, kf J. E. WENKi OBIo la Bmearbaugh Jk Co.'f. Building ttJI tTRBBT, TIONB8TA, Tk Term, . tl.80 ptrTir, RATES OW ADVERTISING. On tqasre, Inch, on. Intertlon .$ 1 N On. Bqasre, on. Inch, one month I M On. Bqn.ro, on. Inch, three month.. I M One Squire, on. Inch, on rear 1 M Two Pqntres, or. yesr II W Qasrler Colamn, on. yesr N M li.lf Column, on. rr MN On Colamn, on rear . 1M 0. Lt l advertisements ten cents ft U.M coxa hv lemon. M.rrlifc. nd 4eth notice. irstls. All Villi for yrly rtfrll.emMiU collected aecjk lurly. Tempor.rj advertisement nut b. pels U .dr.nce. Jo. work uk n delivery. Forest PUBLICAN OnrrMponrtenr solicited from si MrU ef th VOL. XXIII. NO. 50. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, APItlL 8, 1891. S1.50 PER ANNUM. Eastsldoin New York City is th most densely populated district in tho world, China not excepted. . The Sultan of Turkey lives in con stant dread of assassination. Ho never leaves the grounds of his pulnco except to go once a week to a neighboring mosque. Once a year bo pays a visit to Stnmboul, but his route is never known in ad vance. A shipment of fifty-two natives of East Africa arrived at Hamburg, Ger many, tbo otbor day, and will enter tho ervice of tho Wocrmaun Lino of steam ships as fireman. This is aunounced as the first experiment in utilizing a sctui lavago people in this kind of labor. One can appreciate tho r .'action at tained by the modern scienco of Wall street ruruor-raongering, soliloquizes the Now York Commercial Advertiser, when ho learns that the leading railroad manipulator of Wall street was shadowed on his recent Southern trip by a spy in the pay of tho "bear" combination, whoso duty it was to telegraph his employers any unfavorable nows about tho health of the tourist. The Indian Territory is not, protests the San Francisco Chronicle, as often supposed, chiefly inhabited by red men, Tho total population of the Territory is about 108,000, aud of this number 107, 000 are whites. It is only a question of titno when a demand for a State Govern ment will uriso, aud there will be trouble, for all tho lan J iu tho Territory is held by tho Indians, who are not citizens of the United States, although they hold the realty. Tho complication promises to be a pretty one. One of tho queerest problems with which a municipal government ever had to struggle, thinks tho Chicago New; is bow confronting the city officials of Lon don. According to the authentic re ports that metropolis is responsible for tho death of 8000 persons run ovor by horses and teams during the last year. As the traillc in tho Loudon streets is constantly growing there seems to be no show of an abatement of this mortality and the "Mayor and tho corporation" ore scratching their heads desperately to discover somo way out of tho difficulty. Tho lake marino is undergoing great changes, notes tho Boston Trantcript. Sailing vessels nro fast giving place to steamers, aud tho new steamers are larger than their predecessors and are steel. In 188(5 tho net tonnugo on tho great lakes wus G34.653; in 1890 it was 826,300 tons, while the valuation of vessels rose from $30,697,450 to $58, 128,800. Whereas in 188G there were but 21 propellers on tho lakes of over 1500 tons, in 1890 the census expert found 110. Thcro were (5 stool vessels afloat on the lakes in 180(1, now thcro are 08, valued at $11,904,000. Of tho lake marino 1153 were steam vessels, and 902 used sail power alone, or were employed as barges. "The census returns show one feature of American lifo which is not encourag ing," laments the S.ia Francisco Chronicle "They prove that with tho exception of France thcro are more childless married women in New Kngland than in any other part of tho world. One-fifth of 4w na tive married women iu Massachusetts have no children, whilo throughout all the Eastern Status, where population is most dense, small families are tho rulo. This means that the increoso of popula tion by birth is not keeping paco with immigration, and that the children of foreigners a e outnumbering the progeny of ratives, as the percentage of childless married women of foreign birth in this country is only a little over half that of Americans. According to a report of tho Statisti cian of the Department of Agriculture about one- tenth of our agricultural prod ucts is exported. The sum is, however, made up from a very few articles. These aro cotton, tobacco, meats, breadstuffs and cheese. Seven-tenths of the cotton product goes to foreign markets. All other articles except those above stated when put together are but three per cent, of the export. The exportation of to bacco is not increasing materially or so rapidly as home consumption. Moro cheese could bo sold if its reputation for quality Bhould be kept up uud there were more disposition to cater to fastidious or peculiar foreign tastes. Butter exports could be made larger if they were of bet ter quality. Our great American crop corn U chiefly consumed on the spot, noc more than oue-ixth, it is said, going beyond the boundary of tho county in which it is grown, and only two to three per cent, being now exported. Nearly two-thirds of this crop is produced in seven States Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Iowa, Missouri, Kansas and Nebraska, few others producing more than is re quired at home, and the larger portion having a deficiency to be supplied by those seven States. LOVE'S PARTlNdi He stood before her, and his eyes As summer stars shone bright and fair; Tbo twilight deepened In the skies And leaflet stir was In the air. Within his own her pretty hand Lay, soft and sweet as summer rose) Iler pensiv. brow, by sephyrs fannoil, Flushed crimson as the evening's close, Be stooped like some gay cavalier And kissed the lips of blushing red Be saw within her eyes the tear That told of merry hours how dead, "My love, you may not weep for me, Though darkness lingers whore I stray Be brave and true; my love for thee Will fling a lightness o'er thy way." They stood till darkness, creeping down Veiled all the land In somber gloom; Bis hand caroused her tresses brown, His Hp upon her soft cheek's bloom. Thcra, as the moon danced o'er the hill, And starlight flickered on the stream, And one lone chirp awoke the still The holy calm of their young dream. Be stole another parting kiss And sadly passed, nor dnrel look back; Be knew that partimrs oft like this Left tears and sorrow iu their track. The leaflet rustled at his feet, And one sweet voice came singing low "O heaven, be kind; until we meet, (Juard my true love, where'er he go." T. F. Rowland. HOW I SAID 'TES." UT AMKI.tA II. BATIK. My godfathers and my godmothers in toy baptism called mo "Olive," and they lived to be heartily ashamed of themselves for it, for never was their a child with a more mistaken name. A belligerent stato was my normal condition. I do not ra mcmbcr my nurses, but I have grace enough to pity them. The mildest of my teachers considered mo "unruly," and you can ask Geoffrey what ho thought of me a year ago. Now it is different. I have found my master, and I believe I rather liko it. This is how it came about Geoffrey had asked mo threo times to marry him, and three times I had said "No," in tho most decided manner. But that never made tjie least difference to him. He only laughed and said I would know my own mind better next time. "I suppose," I said, "you mean to ask mo once a quarter)" "Is that enough!" 'Too often, a grent deal, sir!" "Well, then, wo will say once in six months, Miss Olive." And then ho walked smilingly nway, and began some nonsensical talk with father about Doctor Koch and his be wildering theories. This last asking was just at tho begin ning cf warm weather, and father, who thought Geoffrey's opinion infallible, asked him where ho would advise us to go for tho summer. I had made up my mind to go to Long Branch and I said so, very distinctly; but Geoffrey proposed some out-of-the-way Elace in the Virginia mouutains. Then e painted it in such glowing colors that nothing would satisfy father but a per sonal investigation. It was all Geoffrey's doing, and I told him so at tho railway station. "It is your doing, sir," I said, "and I shall remember you for it." "Thanks, Olive," ho replied; "thcro is nothing I fear but forgctfulness." I wauled to speak unmistakably to him, but the train moved, aud I felt that it would be only waste material. At the end of the second day we got to our destination. It was a pretty place: I must acknowledge that. Naturo had done all she could for it, but art and civilization had passed it by. Tbo men wore simply "frights," and the women wore well, none too good for tho men. The houses were log-cabius, through which daylight peeped and tho wiud blew as it listed. But there was, of course, a big white hotel there always is. I bavo no doubt if we had gone to Stanley Fulls or Guthrie wo should have fouud a hotel and proprietor the institution is ubi quitary. Wo procured" rooms, aud my trunks were, with some difficulty, got up tho hill and tho flight of wooden steps into tho hull. "I suppose," I said, with a resigned look at father, "thcro is no use in taking thcra upstairs. 1 can have no use for my dresses here?" "As you like, Olive," ho replied, in one of his meek and mild ways; "as you like, dear; that gray thing you have ou looks pretty well, uud it does not show the dirt." After this remark, of courso,I had every trunk, bonnet-box and satchel taken up stairs; and the noise aud confusion, aud even the occasional bad word their size and weight called forth, were quite grate ful to me. "It is not my fault," I explained. "If people will build stairs like corkscrews, 1 am uot responsible." In this amiable mood wo took posses sion, and I think, if Geoffrey had known what I was thinking about it, as I did up my hair and put ou my whito evening dress, he would have lost a trifle of his self-complacency that is, if men ever do make a loss of that kind. The first thing that pleased me was the supper. It really was good, particularly the ber ries and cream, which ure a specialty with me. "But, sir," I inquired, "are there auy Christians here besides ouiBelves?'' "It is to be hoped so, Olive. I saw a little church in the vulley." "Pshaw, father! I did not meau church Christians; I mean society Chris tians." "Ah, tiey are different, aro they? Well, what do you think of Augusta Pennington for a Christian?" "Augusta Pennington! Is she here?" I asked, amazed. "No, she is nut, but her brother lives within two miles, and he has a daugh ter about the same agu as yourself. .Mrs. l'uuuiugtou wrote tbeiu we should be here to-day ; they will doubtless cull iu the moruing." t WcU, I did not care if they did. The drosses lit my trunks wore sufficient id inspire any woman with fcomfortublo as surancoi The next morning 1 made a beautiful toilet, but neither Mr. nor Miss Lucelles called. Just after Supper I heard ft little stir nnd bustle oh the stairs, a rippling laugh, the rustlo bf silken robes, and, leaning on her father's arm, Miss Lucelles entered. She was beauti ful; I saw that at ft glance) tall ftnd polo and lady-like, reminding you of a fair whitd lily. Wo soon struck up n friendship a girl's friendship I mean. Somo ono has said that there1 is ho friendship between the sexes, and somo ono is mistaken, I think, for the world holds no safer friend for a woman than an honorable- man. A woman's friend ship is very likely to be tho result of convenience, Contiguity, or of being, ns my father rather snecringly remarked, "tho only Christian within hail of each other." Mary showed mo all her drosses and told mo hor secrets, and -I returned the compliuicut, mindful of Burns's ad vice to still "keep something to mysel' I wadn.l tell to ony." Life settled down into an unexciting but endurable routine. Mary and I Vis-itcd-each other aud arranged our next winter's campaign, for I had invited her to pass the cold wenther with mo in New York. Ono day, in the middle of one of theso pleasant chats, a servant came in and handed mo a card. Tho name on it roused at onco all the antagonism in my nature. It was, "Geoffrey Gardiner." Now it so happened that the existence of this gentleman was tho ono thing I hud kept back in my confidences with Mary. So I had now to explain who and what ho was. I wanted her to come into the parlor with me; but no. sho would go home first and dress; but sho prom ised to bo bock to tea. I disliked Geoffrey, yet I was glad to see him. My mental faculties were rust ing for want of attrition. Father would not quarrel with me, and Mary was my ouly face card. I could not throw her away. Besides, I rather liked to see his great, handsome figure in tho room. He was so full of lifo that he seemed to vitalize even tho chairs and stools; they tumbled about and got out of the way in the strangest manner. I told him about Mary Lacellcs, and worncd him that ho would lose his heart. Ho gravely told mo ho had nono to lose. Imagine six feet two inches of man hood without a heart! We waited tea for Mary, but sho did not come till quite dark, uud we had our tea. She said she had been detained by company, but I knew better than that. Sho was dressed with reference to candle light effect, and would not loso its in fluence on her first appearance. I never saw her look so lovely; her rose-colored dress, with its broad shimmoring bands of whito silk, wonderfully enhanced her charms. Geoffrey looked delighted, und she gave him tho full benefit of both her upward and downward glances. When tea was over, I left the room a few minutes, and when I camo back, found Geoffrey and Mary sittiug opposite each other, with the chess-board be tween them as an excuse for flirtation. Tho move h? been so rapid that I was astonished, and a little angry, too; and father did not improve matters by whispering, as I passed his chair: "Checkmated, Olive!" It was not a pleasant evening for mo, nnd it was the beginning of many un pleasant ones. "How it camo let doctors tell," but I beguu to like Geoffrey just as soon as he begun to liko Mary. I called up pride to the rescue, but it did not help nie much, and I suffered a good deal in watching Geoffrey's attentions to Mary, and listening to her prattle about him. I thought her supremely silly, aud I told her so. She was astonished at my petulance, but I don't think she sus pected tho truth. Ouly father did thut, and ho looked so: "Servo you right, miss," that I lunged for him to be a woman for an hour or so, that I might talk back to him. Ono day, after Geoffrey had been a month with us, a riding party was pro posed' to the top of tho mountain. Father and I, Geoffrey aud Mary that would be the order, of course ; nud I was prepared for that; but thcro is a last straw in every burden, and my last straw wus this incident: They were mounted und waiting for mo, when Mary dropped her glove. From my window I saw Geoffrey pick it up, put it on tho baud laid so confidingly iu his, and then kiss it. After that I wus uot going to rido for King nor Kaiser. I scut a positive refusal to all entreaties, aud us soon us they were out of sight indulged iu u good refreshing cry. I cried myself to sleep, and woke about dusk with u new born purpose in my heart which com forted me wonderfully, tho key-note of which was: "Sho stoops to cnuquui." Yet I did uot dress nguin. I knew they were to like tea at Mr. Lucelles 's; so I threw my dressing-gown around me, aud taklug a novel iu my hand, I ordered a cup of strong tea and went into the sitting-room. As I wutked iu ut one door. Geoffrey wulked iu at the other. "I came to take you to Mr. Lacelles's, Olive," he said. "How tlo you propose doing it, sir?) For unless you bind me hand aulfoot,, and get a couple of men to tote me there,) I really dou't thiuk yo'i will succeed." 'I could, carry you myself." "Could you? I don't thiuk you would; enjoy the journey." "Will you daro mo to do it?" "Not to-night. 1 should like to iusurc my lifo first." "Olive, you have been crying." "I have not, sir," indignantly. "And if I huve, what is that to you ?'; reproach fully. "A greal deal. Oh, Olive, you teas ing, provoking, bewitching little mortal ! How often must I tell you I love you? How ofteu must I ask you to marry mci" "It is not six months since the last time, Geoffrey." "I t'ou't cure; it seems like six years. Aud, oh, Olive, you know that you lovo me." "I do not." 'You huve loved me ever since you were eiyht years old," 'I have not. ''Now yod must fake hie forever ot leave ma forever to-night, 1 have asked you three times before." "Four times, sir." ''Well) four times, then. Odd num. hers nrd lucky j here is the fifth time. Yod know what I Want, Olive your promiso to be mine. Is it to be? NoW of never I" I suppose every one has a good angel. Miuo must havo been at his post just then, for a strango feeling of humility and gentleness came over me. I glanced up at the handsome fnco till aglow with lovo's riivinM light) at the eyes full of gracious entreaty; at tho arms half stretched out to embrace mo. Yet prido struggled bard with love. I stood up silent and trembling, quite unublo to acknowledge myself vanquished, until I saw him turn away grieved and sorrow ful. Then I said: "Geoffrey, como back; it is now." That is tho way I snid "yes," and I have never been sorry for it. If I live to the age of Methuselah, I shall never bo a meek woman; but still I suit Geoffrey, and I tako moro kindly to his authority than ever I did to paternal rulo. Father laughs with sly triumph nt Geoffrey's victory, nnd he sent me as a wedding present a hnndsomo copy of "Tho Tam ing of tho Shrew." The Led'jer. Locks on United States Mail Touches. "It is a very risky thing nowadays for a mail agent to interfere with tho lock on tho mail pouches in his care," said Assistant Postmaster Gaylor, as ho han dled a burnished copper lock which lay upon his desk. "This lock makes it practically impossible for any interfer ence to go undiscovered. Examine this loek, and you will see that each timo you turn tho key, the register moves up one number. I lock it on the number 1234. Now you unlock it. Sco, tho number is now 1235. And you cannot get it back to the first number, do what you may. All our locks begin at 1 and stop at 9999, giving them a lifo of ser slve of thirty-threo years. AVhen tho last number is reached the lock will not work any more unless it is sent back to the factory and 'upset.' This fact was unknown to tho route agent who ran be tween Altoona and narrisburg in 1881, when the lock wns first adopted by tho Government. He had no difficulty in procuring a key to open the lock, and figured that he could manage to go through the contents of his pouch, and by the use of a turning table, which ho took in the car with him, be could soon send the numbers flying till he would get back to the number charged agaiust him on leaving tho postofiibe at Hurrisburg. It was mail lock No. 102, registered out on No. ta. After going through tho contents of tho pouch and getting a good swag ho placed his lock in tho lathe aud commenced to turn. It didn't take very long to make 9000 revolutions on the lathe, but when the lock refused to go pass 9999 the fellow got frightened and, throwing his booty down on the floor of the car, ho jumped off and took to the woods. This was a warning to others, and we scarcely ever hear of any attempts to tackle this lock. It is the best kind of a protection against so-called honest fellows who dou't mind stealing a few hundred if they risk nothing fel lows who are in positions of trust. It simply keeps watch, aud if one of the men acts dishonestly, it just tolls on him. That's all. But it tells every time and can't bo bribed." Aew York World, Books One Never Heard Of. Thcro is no doubt that there nrc hun dreds of books in circulation to-day ol wiiich tho general literary public has never heard books which have sold intc the hundreds of thousands and brought their authors aud publishers mints ol money. Theso books aro sold by sub scription and never penetrate into the cities. They aro sold to country families, sometimes a hundred in a single small village. Not long ago I came ucross the list of a subscription publishing house which printed the number of copies sold of tho books ou their catalogue. The figures were amazing. Of twenty-eight books not ono had sold less than 50, (IOC copies, and several had exceeded 300, 000. Yet I had never heard of one ol tho titles to the books. I recall the manuscript of a technical book on ma chinery being handed in onco iuto alarg publishing house. The firm declined it, uud it met tho samo fate at four othei houses. Finally the author sent it to s large subscription house, and they suapped at it. The publishers who had resected the manuscript laughed. Bui they lived to havo the luugh turned on them. I saw the author's royalty state ments on thut book about a year ago, which showed a totul sale of 70,00( copies of that book in three years! Aeu York Commercial Adoertiner. A New Dynamite Gnu. Louis Gathmauu, a maker of mill ma chinery, exhibited in Chicago, recently, a cannon of his invention, which, he says, is to be tested iu tho presence o. United States army officers at Fort Sheri dan within a fortnight under instruc tions from Wur Department officials a! Wnshiugtou. The weapon is nine uud t half feet loug, and is designed to bt discharged in rapid succession thousands of times without becoming overheated, tbrowiug shells three feet long, fillet: with dynamite, iiitro-glyccriue, or auj other high explosive, a distance of tivi miles, tho projectile exploding by th concussion wheu it strikes the- object The chief novel feature is tho use ol liquified, carbonic acid gas, delivered au tomatically along tho entire length of tin bore ut the instant of discharge, not on! us uu absorbent of the heut geueratcc but as a "cooler" after tho churgo hui left the gun. By another new device pneumatic pres sure is produced with the use of powder. Mr. Gathmauu claims to huve ulrcad made satisfactory tests with a smal model. Should the invention prove t success, ho expect thut the existing sys tems of coast defense particularly woulC be revolutionized. Hail and i'.ii. QUEER FISH W.0J1 JAPAN. fiMGHTf HUED, BOtfBLB TAILED, BCALELE33 CBEiATf BE9. Tholr Long Journey Over Land and BcH--Thd Cans They Travel In AqnnHuirt I'isll. Hundreds of beautiful flub sold, silver, yellow, orange, fed, black and greon swimming lazily aroilnd Within their glass-lined prisons. Some of them have journeyed half around the globe to finally find a temporary abiding place in the store of the New York aquarium dealer, behind whoso windows they are displayed. This is what the dealer says of themt "We are having a big call since we got in this last consignment from Japan. In that country the breeding of queer and handsomo fish is brought down to a very fine point. May be it has taken them hundreds of years to do it, but they beat the world in ono thing, any way, and that's in the raising of queer fish. Dealers send all the way to Japan to get them. It took over seven weeks for this last lot of ours to reach us. Six weeks of that was tho trip by ship across tho Pacific to San Fraucisco. "The living fish are put up by the Japanese in twelve-gallon tin cans. They look something like small editions of the ordinary American milk'can. In each 100 fish are placed, with water enough to almost, but not entirely, fill the can. The cans are now inserted in wicker baskets filled with straw, and in tho top of each are punched a number of small holes to admit air. On tho trip across tho Pacifio tho water is occasionally changed by tho steward, but on tho journey by rail across tho continent the shaking tho cans receive when going around curves and over steep grades keeps the water plenty fresh enough. In fact, though you may not know it, fish cau bo kept nlivc almost indefinitely iu an aquarium, without changing the water, by your simply taking care to occasionally shako up tho water by run ning your hand through it quickly from side to side. The movement makes tho water fresh nguin, somo of the outsido air getting into it. "In the lot just received thero are 300 Chineso carp. They aro little fellows, of a silvery green color, iridescent in certain lights. None of them is a year old yet, and in sizo they run from two to sis inches. They are much more beautiful than the German carp, which are already well-known in this country. Ualiko the German fish, which havo nearly straight stomachs, the bread bas kets of the Japanese fish project down ward considerably. In fact, they have well-marked 'bay windows.' They aro thus very plump looking. "Their tails and fins arc cxtrordinnrily long nnd fringe-like. Many havo fan tails, or double tails joined at tho top. In some cases such a fun tail splits apart as tho fish grows older, with tho result that tho fish gets two separate) tails in stead of one. This overplus of tails, however, seems to cause no inconveni ence. Tho little carp apparently propels himself along just as happily with two tails as he might with ono. "We have also received 300 Japanese scaleless fish. In color they aro much like gold-fish, but oro absolutely desti tute of scales. Through their bodies are symmetrically marked nnd apparently glisten with scales, if you catch ono you will find it as soft and mushy as a polly wog. There are no scales, ouly skin and so thin is it that you can easily see thiough it and pick out with the naked eye tho heart and other internal organs. The scaleless lish occur with fan tails, and eAhlbit the beautiful, long fringe like fins so . characteristic of Japanese fish. The Chineso carp and scaleless fish are tho most interesting, of course, but I mustn't forget several hundred gorgeous-tailed Japanese gold and silver fish just come to Land. They aro haudsomo iu form and of far brighter colors than the ordinary goldfish bred in America. "They havo beautiful double tails and long, dolicato fins liko tho Chinese carp nnd scaleless fish, aud ulso aro plump, with stomachs of aldermauic tendencies. Their colors aro exceedingly brilliant. Though iu Japan they are bred in varieties containing shades of blue and green, wo havo ouly received combinations of red, yellow, silver aud back. Hotels, restau rants aud other public places where aquariums nro ofteu placed find the Japauese fish, with their brighter colors und curious' forms, fur more artistic than tho ordinary American gold and silver fish. "Private keepers of aqiiariiims,too, like them. The prices for aquarium fish show great variety, running for singlo specimens ull the way from live cents up to more that! $1. For the scaleless fish aud tho Chinese carp we charge $ 1 each. Fiuo examples of the gorgeous tailed Japanese gold aud silver lisli bring us iu the same price. Ordinary American gold fish aro woith ton ceuts each, while other American lish, such as sticklebacks which, by the way, can be mu le to breed uud build nests iu tho aquariums sun fish, rockfish, etc., are sold at from rivo to ten ceuts each. Pollywogs fetch a nickel cadi. Sometimes wo have small alligators in stock. They run iu price uccordiug to size. We usk $3 for one lj feet long, whilo out) "J feet long wo sell for $5." Sue York Sun. A Movable Boulder. Thero has been discovered about half a uiilo weit of the "Bargytown Ledges" a twilling stone of about live tons w?inbt. It has always beeu regarded as a boulder, aud from the way it is poised ou tho rock beneath it no one could see why it should not rock. Hundreds have tried to rock it in vain, und the surprise of the uiuu who first felt it move under pressure may bu imagined. It moves hard, of couise, but it moves, the tinder informs us, round us if it was placed upou a pivot. It has been carefully examined, and, while it looks like a boulder, sev ei.d allege that it must be a ceremonial stone set there by some prehistoric race. This rotk is cieating gieut interest among the boulder laintun of Kasleru C'ounetUvUt. Xortcith (Cjuh.) UulUlui. SCIENTIFIC AM) INDUSTRIAL. Sawdust is used Instsod of hair in mortar. . Petroleum wells havo been discovered among the coal beds of Alabama. It is reported that French inventor is manufacturing paper from ho) vines. A machine for making shoe strings out of paper is a recent Philadelphia (Penn.) Invention. A Cincinnati (Ohio) child has been re claimed front Idiocy by tho operation of craniotomy. A torpedo net constructed of inter locking steel rings is soon to be put to practical test. If the sun were a hollow air bull, it would tflkti 1,3:11,000 globes tho size of tho earth to fill it. Dry ropes immersed for four days in a bath containing twenty grains of sul phite of copper to a quart of water art for somo timo preserved from the attacks of animal parasites aud rot. The Hungarian Minister of Commerce has under consideration a plan for tho fastest train in tho world, to bo ruu on an electric railway, nnd to carry passen gers from Vienna to Budapcsth, 15(1 miles, in two hours and a half. The principle of tho compressed paper car wheels, which aro so widely used throughout tho world, is applied iu France to tho manufacture of pulleys for power transmission. Tho pulleys nro said to bo very light, cheap aud service able in every respect. Forty-three vessels were built lost year in San Francisco, Cul., of which seven teen were schooners, fifteen propellers, six sloops, threo steamers, one barken tine and one ship. The total tonnago was 11,071.47 net, which is largely iu excess of the previous year. A new rolling mill in tho Krupp Works at Essen, Germany, is probably larger thsu any other iu tho world. It will roll plate about twenty-eight inches thick and nearly twelve feet wide. Tho rolls aro of steel. Each pair in thcii rough stato weighed 100,000 pounds. Pyrogranito is a new brick, of Iiussian origin, thut is being tried by English builders. It is made from a combina tion of fusiblo and infusible clay, and is strong and hard, resisting a crushing force of five and one-half tons per square inch. It takes a high polish, and the clays may be mixed to give a great Va riety of colors. A patent has been granted for an elec trical drill for oil wells. The devist consists of a series of motors in tandem, connected iu such a way as to make one motor. Tho design has been to get the power within a six-inch diameter, so that the entire mechanism, which much re sembles a common boiler, can be low ered in the well nnd'tho power cau benp plied at the bottom. Tho drill bits aro firmly fastened on the rod, which is worked rapidly in nnd out of a cylinder, tfter the manner of a piston rod. Mighty Small But .Mighty Expensive. "What do you supposo is the most ex pensive part of those iucandesceut elec tric lamps which we see burning in that thop window .'" asked an electrician. "You would naturally supposo it would bo the gluss bulb, or perhaps tho brass fittingj for screwing it iuto tho socket, but yoj would be wroug. Those two little pieces of platinum wire, so fiuo that you cau hardly perceive thorn, which pass through tho glass stem up in tho base of the lamp, to which the fine car bon filament is attached, enter moro greatly iuto the cost than any other part of these now almost indispensable elec tric lamps." "Whj don't they use some other metal than platinum for this wirei" " Because platinum is the only metal iu which the expansion and contractiou aro the same as iu glass, uud a gtc.it fortune uwnits the man who can produce a cheap metal or alloy in which this valuable property of platiuuiu can be preserved. "The cost of platinum nt tho present market price in Loudon is 20 per ounce, or about tho samo as gold, aud the amount used for this purpose alone has grown to bo enormous. This demaud, together with tho increased cost of production, has caused thu prico to ad vauce about 100 per cent, in eighteen mouths. In each sixteen cuudle-power lamp there are from four to eight grains of platinum. If six grains are taken us tin average, one ounce will bo used in eighty lumps. Based ou tho increased use of incandescent lights within tho last two years, it is safe to state that tho demaud for sixtccn-caudle power lamps, or their equivalent, iu the year 1891 will bo 10,000,000. This means a demaud for 125,000 ounces of plutiuum, which, nt the present price, w ill amount to con siderably over $2,000,000 for this item uloue." Washington l'ust. His Impudence lost u Wulclt. General Bligh and his wife happened to arrive at a Yorkshire inn when there was ouly just so much in the larder us was sufficient for them, ami, of course, they bespoke it. homu sporting gentle men presently arrived, aud on hearing what had happened, asked who was the guest. "Au Irish officer," said tho lundlord; whereupon one said: '-Ob, if he's Irish, a potato will do him. Hi re, tako my watch up to him"' (a very hand somo gold one) "aud usk him what's o'clock." The inquiry had, doubtless, somo impertinent igiiiticaiice in those days, which it has now loat; ut all events it brought dowu the General with the watch iu his hand uud u iiislol under each arm. "I am come," ho tuid "to tell you what o'clock it is. Whose watch is this?" Everybody Inutcned to deny any knowledge of it whatever. "Then I havo mailo a mistuke," said the (i.-ueral, "in Uik company. received an im pudent message, which 1 came down ti, resent, but 1 find I have como to the wrong room." Thewulch, which would huve paid the dinner bill (ill y tunc, over, "he kept to his death, ami lelt it by will to his brother, the Dean ol Llpliiu. ' Afjoaaul, . THE MAN OF OUR TOWN. ) There was a man In our town Who would not advertise, And so, with mo, you'll all. ngreo He was not extra wise. v But when he found his cash decrease. With all his might and maiu j He set to work to figure up, f , And make an increase plain. ' , I Says ho, "My cash must not decree. C It poiueth me full sore; For lo, instead of getting less, It should be getting more. Experience has taught mo this: The man who would be wise , Bhould advertise by night and day, 1 And I will advertise." And soon this man of our town Began to advertise; And so, with me, you'll all agree That he was very wis?; And lo! the gold poured swiftly in. It overflowed the till; Since that timo he has advertised Is advertising still. Montreal B'iciicss. : IIl'MOn OF THE i.vr. Tlard to beat Your way. , Manual labor Compiling a textbook.'' ' Ringing words "Will you marry mo?" A friend indeed The old-fashioned Quaker. The cup that cheers not inebriates Hiccough. Tho absence of soft water is no excuse for drinking hard. Terat Sifting. Is the man who is always on tho fenco opposed to barbed wire? ltam't Uom. Everyone who goes up the Pike's Peak Railway travels iu cog. St. Joseph Xeiet. Woman "Can't you find anything to do?" Hungry Higgins "Nothiu', 'ccpt' work. ''Indianapoli Journal. Lithographer "What color will you havo your bill beads?" Merchant "Dun color." Buffalo Exprc. . " "That man has a wonderful memory." "IIow does he show it?" "Ho never leaves his rubbers in a restaurant." . "It's nil very well to talk of writing for posterity," sighed tho poet; "but posterity isn't editing any magazines." The Boston niaid refused his haul Because ho knocked, and sho Inquired, "Who is knocking?" and Ho answered, "It is me." Judye, i Bolle "Now, isn't that too bad 1 I de clare, it's enough to provoke a saint 1" Nell (maliciously) "How do you know?" Somcrville Journal. "Did tho grocers make anything on sugar?" asked Larakin. "Yes," said Broker Margin, "those who had any sand did." Ronton Commercial Rdlctin. "To what do you attributo your longevity?" asked tho investigator of a ceutenariun. "To tho fact that I never died," was the conclusive reply. Razar. Husband (during a spat) "You had hotter shut your mouth; tho fool-killer is around." Wife "I don't cure; you've got your life insured. "Men'i Outjitttir. I rather like to break a bill I'm generous, you see. But oh! I take it very ill Wheu'era bill breaks me. VMewja News. Thero is nn antidote to every poison, excepting tho poison of malicious gos sip. The ouly remedy against t'aat is to poison the gossiper. Somtnillc Jour nal. Miss A. -"Who is that dignified geu tlemun we just passed I" Mr. B. 1 Ono of the profs." Miss A. "Wl.ai .:.aie you cut him?" Mr. B. "Force of hubit." Yale Record. Garrulous Stranger on a Train "My wife's name was Wood. What was yours?" Crusty Old Bachelor "I guess miu -'s uamo was 'wouldn't.' 1 didn't get her." Washington Star. Bridget "Is it the feller she's tryin' to make thiuk she's rich that's iu the parlor?" Thomas "Naw, it's the fel ler she's tryiu' to inuko think she's ' young." MuiiDcy'a Weekly. "We live in penitential tenl Our whole lives through," exelaiuiel the seal, "For in our covering of hair A sort ot Hicquo-clolu do wo weur." Washington Post. Peddler "Do buy theso eyeglasses, sir! They're us strong as iron and you cuu't break them. Why, I've betn thrown to-day out of tinea houses, aud not a single jrlass was smashed." Ji'liigcndt! lilucttcr. A vegetarian clias.sl by a hull Km-uirvJ; tli.n thus uiinit-.l, to him did fcay : "Is this your grntiludo, yen .reat bi fooly From this ou I'll eat bent' three tunes a day !'' Imtje. Aunt Rachel "Yes, I like him well enough, Jcrushu; but how did you ever happen to marry a man a head shorter than you are(" Niece "I had to choose, uuutie, between a little man with a big salary and a hi ;.uau with u little salary." L'hicajo Tnlnine. TUo rose an I lily, ti lo by side. Were in a bouijuet -nt; "Ah!" the lose t-xeluinieti, "your fair tost;" And tli ) lily taij, i-our o t.v l-j Hut you i'hiii..i i orrow utiht from me, For t haeu't got a scent." id: I.V i;. The following is au excellent lesson iu physiology, in w hich some of your read ers and the Jackson Township .eholan might bu interested. The question kcd by the teacher was: "lu what part of the body is the liverf ' und .ho was a good deal surprised when tu-j tall boy replied: "Sou'-h of the lungs." Jlicrttutrii (I'cnn.) Kiiteiprit,: Proprietor of Livery Stable "Elevca carriages at six o'clock iu the moiniiu.' What iu the world do you wantot.-j tnuiiy?" Mr. llillus (iu a tremendous rugo) "Just got a telegram frum .Mis. llillus. She's ou her way h.iiuo from a trip east. Shesaj s, ' Meet inc at ! p a ut six o'clock in the m.u uipg.' q lM re aro eleven dep., is here. .Mr-. l;.l!u: shall bo met with a carii i-je a' o'clock to-morrow umi i.inj, b, j- !,-, il" It costs u tlvuso uud IjII" .ft.., .j J,,. iune, J