THE FOREST REPUBLICAN U pabll.heA tmj Wtdnidar, kf J. E. WENK. Offlo In Smaarbaugh A Co.'i Building XLM ITRIIT, TiONKSTA, Tk Trm, II.BO ptrYitr, RATES OF ADVERTISING. On. Square, ii Inch, on. interttoa ...t 1 M On. Square on. Inch, .n. month I M On. 8qoar,.a. Inch, three month. IM One Sqntra, mi. Inch, on. jear MM Two Square., on. year Qnart.r Column, .no year MM Half Column, on. year MM On. Colnmn, on. yur 1MM Lt el adrertlMmtnt. tea cent er Ilea aaca ta erlloa. Marriage, and death notice (Tktla. All bill for yurly arirrtlmiDt. eoUwlel lerlr. "temporary adrertlMmeula null a. pala l ad ranee. Job work cub .a delivery. t Republican. M. iilnerlptlofii ndrea foi i ibertar Mrlod than three months. Uorroaporidenc nollclted from til part, at the -n n try. N. n.tlc. will b tan of iioijuioui VOL. XXIII. NO. 17. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, MAltCH 18, 1891. S1.50 PEIl ANNUM. Cnnnlrv natiuunlctUou Tho trump is a product of our civiliza tion, asserts the Now York World. Thers aro about 2,000,000 of them in thiscouu try. India and Ceylon nre Increasing their production of tea to such an extent that it In expectod that they will furnish sevenVy-fivo per cent, of the amount con sumed in Great Britain this year. China Is a great sufferer from this change,. A cynical Italian journalist has been . telling his countrymen how to make their fortunes. All they have to do, he gays, is to go to America, work as labor ers until they hnvo saved $101) or 500, and then return to Italy, buy a title aud again go to America and marry an heiress! The Minister of Instruction in Bavaria is giving much consideration to the mode of writing adopted by the students in the schools. Instantaneous photography has been used to obtain illustrations of dif ferent methodx, and Von Mullcr, the Minister, has taken a course in writing iu order to correctly inform himself. A correspondent writiug toths Atlanta Constitution from Pcnsncnln, Flu., says that tho yearly consumption of timber is something appalling. Tuero is little left on tho water coursjs, a id lodging rail roads nre pushed Into tho interior to sup ply tho demand. Old lumbermen say that in twenty years there will not bo a tree left. All accounts from British India concur in stating, notes tho Philadelphia Ifrroni, that tho rapid extension of railroads and telegraphs is working prodigious social chnngo in that country. At Inst the Hindoos nre shaking oil their supers!!- Hone-, their sloth and their inveterate system of caste, and nre preparing to enter on a new civilization. Some idoa of tho immonso transporta tion facilities of the Uuitod States can bo Rained by the fact that tho Baldwin Locomotive Works in Philadelphia turned out on an acrago three locomo tives per day during last year. Thcso engines are worth $18,001) each, and represent the output of but one. among a core of prominent shops, a very small percentage of tho machines manufactured going to foreign countries. There is a man in New York, nllogcs the Commercial Athertiscr, who hs the magazine fever iu its worst stago. His idea which he is going to carry out, ho says is to start a local magazine in each of the large cities of America, with local writings by local authors, nnd a c-.rps of editors at each post. "I shall have twenty magazines in ull," said ho recent ly. Ho will certainly have his hands full. One magazine is about a very :otufortablo plenty for any ordinary man. To marry in haste and repent at leisuro lias been a common fault iu most fault in Host communities. It is satisfactory to 3ml that it is becoming loss common iu England. The proof of this, which is 'ound iu tho rcgitrar-gcuerars annual report, is about tho most welcome pieco f news the document contains. There has been a steady rise, it appears, in the vcrage ago ut which men and women ike upon themselves tho responsibility contracting inalrituouy ever since 'hen I sec," says a retired physician Now York Tribune, 'that more ',000 medical students have grown fledged physicians in the United ;ing the last two years. I am in to rejoice at tho fact that I am no .r practicing. Tho extraordinary mcrcase in the number of doctors, the evolution of tho patent medicines from bsurd quackery to scientific remedies, lnd the growth of tho preicribiug habit iinong druggists make it hard work for tho doctor to earn a living. Of course, the specialist makes a big income, but there aro many really clever physiciuns to-duy who find it hard work to make both ends meet." What the world needs to-day is not more medicine, but less of it. Not now methods of shutting out sunlight and the only true elixir of life, but more pure nit to bicathe, puro water to drink, pure food to eat, less overwork nnd overworry, more rational methods of lubor with many toilers with bruin aud hand, more whole some exercise aud a calmer, more cheer ful frame of mind. Tens of thousand? die before their time through consuming fear of unseen aud purely imaginary foes, and other tens of thousands through false teaching, the influence of false ideas, aud, In consequence, of senseless violation ol nature's ulaincst laws. Instead of losina our grip on life, we of this generation ought to be gottiug a firmer hold. Out boastful modern ways aro pitifully weak and unreliable, asserts the Philadelphia Telegraph. It will take a hundred Kochs to lift us above the ever-swelling tide that is sweeping mankind so helplessly along toward the end of all things bu- i, i.-. -. . . . ONCE ON A TIME." "Once on a tlmo." How fondly falls that phrase tTpon our fancy, like a far-off chime Of half-heard bells In some forgotten clime, Foaled from the kingdom of dead yester days, "Once on time." The tale we loved always Began Jnst so, and avery fairy rhyme Our mothers crooned commonest!; "One on time," And ended with a burst of childish praise. As on. who, in a lonely twilight land, is startled by the wraith of some lore 1 voice Long since that joined tho silences sublime, Bo I, amidst the shadows where I stand, lUng'd with dim dreams of unreturning joys, Awaken at the words: "Once on a time," Jamtt.Xewton Matthews. ROMANCE OF A HAT. BY MACIUCB BILLNOSUY. Socially speaking, the littlo hat factory of Enos Badger was a hive oi industry, and scores of the prettiest girls in Epping and the surrounding country might havo been found within its four wall during the busy season, which usually consumed eight out of the twelve calondar months. During these eight months the factory presented a bustling and attractive scene, with so much beauty, freshness and vivacity concentrated under ono roof. Indeed, these lovely and sprightly crea tures, decked out in showy calicoes and muslins, were the busy little bees that made honey all the day, metaphorically speaking, for their struight-laccd nnd somewhat parsimonious employer. The upper floor was occupied by the sewers, aud the ground floor by prcssers, liners, trimmers and packers thus turning out the hats in readiness for the trade, from the commencement of the process to its completion. Fannie Wilbur, the prettiest girl in the whole of Enos Badger's establishment, if not the most intellectual, worked on tho lower floor, among the miscellaneous crowd of employes we have alluded to. Her part was to line the hat after it left tho hands of tho presser. Three or four more were employed at the samo work besides Fannie, all of them fresh, healthy and attractive young ladies. Annabol Drew, a very talkative but pretty young woman, had been telling a romantic story of nn acquaintance during the war, who had secured a good hus band under tho following romantic cir cumstances: It was at a time when ladies throughout almost every town and village in the land were making and Bending their littlo donations to the sol diers. Miss Drew's friend contributed some trifling articles of her own handiwork, nnd accompanied them with her full ad dress. The package fell to the share of an orderly sergeant, whom tho changing fortunes of war subsequently elevated to the rank of colonel. The result was, in his lonely and unoccupied hours, he wroto to the young lady and begged her to enter into a correspondence with him. Assenting to his proposal, she wrote him a letter descriptive of herself, and her real situation and prospects in life. The orderly Uked her style; thought ho could interpret her character through this medium; and wroto again, proposing nn exchango of photographs. To this the young lady assented, aud in due time tho exchange was made. Other letters followed, gradually assuming a more tender and lover-like tone, as their correspondence rapidly advanced toward what may be considered the culminating point. The upshot of the wholo thing was, they met at the close of the war, were mutually impressed in each other's favor so much so, in fact, that they went to a clergyman on tho very evening of his arrival, aud were privately married. "Thus, at one sp," said Miss Drew, 'from a poor girl bIio became a rich lady." "Heighol I wonder if any such good luck will ever happen to Us?" queried Fannie Wilbur. "Perhaps," replied Miss Drew, "if we could ouly contrive to make ourselves known to some romantic young man of means." Faunie paused for a moment in a brown study. Suddenly she looked up smiling. "I have it!" she exclaimed, triumph antly; and taking one of her hat linings, she hurried to the desk, and wrote, iu a delicate, fine baud, "Frances Wilbur, spinster," giving the name of the town and State. Then she sewed it in the lining, laugh ing ail the while at her own cleverness. "There, now, I wonder if I shall be as lucky as the girl you were telling of!" "I hope so," responded Miss Drew, but she didn't mean it. In due time that identical hat filled its legitimate niche in the great world of trade, and was purchased by a wealthy young fellow iu the city of New York. On the evening of the day it came into his possession Walter Leslie, the young gentleman in question, was seated, iu company with a friend, in his own suite of apartments at tho Windsor. Each had his feet elevated on the back of a chair, aud each was drawing consolation from a cigar of a choico brand. Indeed, Walter Leslio was rich enough to indulge iu the best the market afforded. He had al ready dipped so deeply into the fashion able follies of society as to havo become a little blase at the age of five-aml-twonty." But we will listen to the brief dialogue between the two, and let the reader draw bis own inference. "I tell you, Percy, I am thoroughly disgusted with these fait and fashionable young ladies of the period," said Leslie, knocking the ashes off his cigar. "I tell you I feel as thaugh I had been steeped to the very lips aud surfeited with these questionable pleasures and follies of the day. It is impossible for a fellow in my situation, with plenty ol money at his command, to venture iuto society at ull without being besieged by a score of maneuvering mammas, who will fairly throw their gu-hiug daughters into jour arms, aud run the risk of your making toys nnd playthings of them, to be cast aside as such whenever' any new whim or funcy seizes you." "I can appreciate your idea, Leslie,'' said his friend) laughing, "though I have never boon one of fortune's favorites, like yourself, to be borod by the actual ex perience from which you hnve too palp ably suffered. I think, Leslie, if vou were to get out of this artificial atmos phere iuto some quiet nook in tho coun try, and get acquainted with some good, honest, truthful girl, who has been brought up to be unselfish and to culti vate a conscience, and who, having no knowledge of your wcnlth, would marry you for love, I think that life might be rendered tolerably endurable to you. It would to me, were I in your situation, with ample means to gratify evory reason able desire." By Jove, Percy, if I could find such a one as you describe, I would marry ull hand!" exclaimed Leslie, with nn en thusiasm which was new to him in his indolent indifference. "Whntt If she were pooT?" queried his friend, picking up the hat that Leslie had that afternoon purchased. "Yes," he replied, "if sho had but one dress to her back I "The friend smiled incredulously, and casually glanced at the inside of the hat "Wbnt is this?" ho exclaimed, sudden ly, holding it up, so that Leslie might see. "Frances Wilbur, spinster l" "Probably a romantic method of ad vertising the maker's name," responded Leslie, without manifesting any particu lar surprise. "The playful freak of some young miss in her teens. I've half a mind to open a correspondence with her it would bo something lrcsh wholly out of the beaten path. "Supposing she should turn out some nncieut maiden lady?" suggested his friend. "No; it is tho work of some restless, tantalizing young lady I" Loslio persisted, mid the subject was droppod. Ho re curred to it again, however, after the do parturo of his friend. He studied the chirogrnphy carefully, grew more and moro interested, nnd finally, after some littlo reflection, and feeling the want of a new excitement, to break what he con sidcrod the dull monotony of his exist ence, through his life had been one con tinual whirl of excitement since he bad come into tho unrestrained control of a fortune, he determined to write to her, Ho had no other purpose in writing but to beguile the tedium of an idle hour, and quiz this unknown Frances Wilbur, spinster. The subjoined letter, which reach od Epping on tho following evening, was the legitimate result or this resolve: "New YoriK, June 30, 1880. "Miss Francis Wilbcr, Bplnster: 1 dis covered your address on the lining of a hat I recently purchased, and have conceived a romantic desire to open a correspondence with you in view of a nearer and mure satis factory acquaintance. My object in doing tiiis is strictly honorable and commendable, and if you grant my request, I shall always treat you with the respect that is clue a lady from a gentleman. I am twenty-flvs years of agj, aud generally esteemed good-looking. "1 am in moderate circumstances, but like all other young men, 1 am hopeful of the fu ture. If you should deign to answer this letter, anil would be kind an 1 condescendiug enough to exebange photographs with mo, I will cheerfully iuclose mine iu my next. Very respectfully and interestedly yours, "Waltkr Lksuk." Fannio Wilbur received this epistle, and perused it with an electrical thrill of pleasure. Sho hurried to Miss Drew, whom she accepted as her Bole confi dante, read it to her privately and asked her advice as to what reply sho should make. "Answer it, of course, and enclose your picture," said Miss Drew, decidedly. "You tako splendidly. He will fall iu love with it, I am sure. You aro in luck, Fan, aud I almost envy you" which was tho truth "for you can tell by the writing that he must be a scholar aud a gentleman." This advice was exactly what Fannie wish and expected. She had no picture of herself that exactly suited her, so she went to Mr. Badger next morning aud asked leave of absence to have one taken. She arranged her toilet for the occasion with exquisite care and taste, aud hur ried to the village artist to have her glowing impression taken; and beautiful as sho was, she had never looked more beautiful than on that day. The artist was successful beyond his most sanguine hopes, and in about a week he turned out a photograph that he felt proud of, and that Fanny felt not ashamed to forward to her gallant Now York cor respondent. She sat down nud iudited the follow ing letWr, which Leslie received by re turn post: "Eppino, June 30, 1860. "Mb. Lesuk Bear ,Sir: I received your very acceptable and gentlemanly letter a bout a week ago. V lien I wroto my name on the lining of the hat you allude to X had no ex pectutiou that it would bs the means of pro curing me so agreeable a correspondent. "I was pleased with t'to tons of your let ter, aud should bo happy to hear from you wry often. I send you my photograph, agreeable to your request, though some of my friends tell me it does not do me justice. 1 think, however, it is a very fair picture, i shall expect yours at your ean ost con venience. "I will mention, iu conclusion, that I am an only child. My father is dead, but my mother is still living. My father was a clergyman, and was settled iu tiiis village prior to my birth, which was eighteen years ago the fourteenth day of May last. I havo a good education, for it was my father's especial province to see to that while living, and he has beeu dead ouly a trifle over three years. "Our circumstances are humble-, an i I now work in u hut luctory for the joint support of mother and self. Hoping to bear from your aaiu soon, I remain your interested correspondent, Fa.m.vib Wjlbuh." 'Noble girl !" excluiiued our hero, ns he finished the perusal of this letter; "she is workiug fur the support of her self and mother, while I, uu ubto-bodicd man, am frittering away my existence in idle pleasures aud useless pursuits." He had examined the photograph care fully and critically before perusiug Fan uie's letter, und he could not deny what was evident to him at a glance, that the picture represented a very intelligent aud lovely girl. He avian picked it up, aud examined it with iucresing interest. "There is not a girl union-,' my fash ionable nccpiuiutuuces that will comparo with her lujjoiuLsuf bcuuty.scttiug aside their vanity and selfishness and thelt lack of moral culture. It, is evident thai , this girl is good and pdro, unless her fned very much belies her such a girl, id fact, As any mart might safely trust with his purse or his honor. Tho tone of hef letter is modest, and evinces a con siderable degree of culture; much more than I should havd expected from ono condemned by circumstances to a life of toil I but her beina the daughter of a ' clergyman and doubtless a very Worthy and conscientious one will explain that. I will have my photograph taken at once, and send it to her, with my warmest thanks, I will dress in a very modest and tasteful manner, to as not to shock her sense of propriety, I feel more and more anxious every minute to make tha first impression as favorable as possible." Agreeably to Fannies request, be wrote a warm we had almost said lover like reply to hef letter, inclosing the much looked for picture. Leslie was a very handsome man, and would have looked well In any garb, no matter now commonplace. Space will not permit of our entering into a detailed account of the delightful correspondence that now ensued between the really interested young millionaire and the modest, warm-hearted country girl, whom ho had never jot seen except in miniature. Suffice it to say, so constant and unin terrupted had this correspondence been, that one month later found him, by Fan nic's permission, on his way to the rural home to visit her. To admit the truth they were already much in love with each other, and this eagerly longed for meeting, as might be expected, fairly cappe'd tho climax; for our hero and Fannie were affianced in less than an hour after his arrival in Epping. He kept up the delusion regarding his humble circumstances till after they wero married, arid he had removed her to pre sido as mistress over a palatial abode on the Hudson. Ho was m'tro considerate aud obliging than most sons-in-law, for be gladly seconded Fannie's request that her mother should accompany them; and what is more unusual stid, she has never attempted to make herself a bono of contention between them. Leslie, every one says, is justly proud of his young wife, and has never re gretted the day tjbat he purchased that hat. He intends to keep it as a heir loom in his family. 2feto York Weekly. Novel Solution of Bimetalism. General Berdan has proposed a novel solution of the silver coinage problem. His scheme is to raako a dollar of gold and silver, mechanically combined, by first making a silver coin worth twenty five cents, with a hole in the centre, and then pressing into the centre a plug of gold worth seventy-flvo cents. On tho face of it, this seems a good idea, as it would do away with the objection raised by all to the size and weight of the silver dollar and the minuteness of tho gold dollar. In other words it is an avorage a concentration of advantages. But the point of the matter lies iu the "mechanically combined" detail, which is more important than at first sight would appear. It will be a delicate and difficult task to so join tho gold nnd silver parts ns to euablo the coin to stand the wear and tear to which metalic legal tender is subjected. As usual, electricity, goddess of power and progress, can lend her aid and assist to practicability the germ of a good idea. If, instead of "mechanically combined," wo substitute the words "electrically welded," tho scheme becomes more practical and the coin more beautiful and cheaper to produce. By electrically weld ing gold aud silver together and then subjecting the composite pieco to the im pression of a die, a coin with slightly concave surfaces could bo produced with the great advantage that the welded joint would bo the strongest portion. Con caving the faces of the coin would throw tho maximum wear on the outer ring of silver. Such a achemo brought to per fection would be bimetalism with a vengeance. As a design for the obverse of this new coin we would suggest an ideal repre sentation of the Goddess of Electricity. Columbia would thus be given a well earned rest, and the coming power would be symbolized and immortalized, although such actions mifcht offend the pretty Philadelphia girl who posed for tho pro It a of Columbia. -Yea York Electrical lUeieie. Hill Tribes Deserting the Caucasus. The mountain tribes of tho Caucasus are emigrating in largo numbers to Tur key. Kussian settlers are not slow to take possession of their lands. The Gov ernment has been petitioned by such set tlers to divide the lands that were va cated by the Caucasians into regular set tlements and to establish proper judiciary circuits there. But the Oorcruor of tho Ivooban district has iu formed the peti tioners that their demands cannot be ful filled that the time bus not come yet for the central Government to take into possession aud to dispose of the lands of the aborigines. Chicago Herald. A M$ Crop From One Barloy-lleatt Four years ago Miss Leua Woodard, living on Thorn Creek, Washington, sowed the seed from one head of barley. She harvested tho crop with a pair of shears and sowed the amouut received tho next year, agoiu harvesting it with her shears. The third crop her father cut with a grass scythe, getting enough bar ley from this crop t j sow forty acres last spring, which averaged forty bushels to the acre wheu threshed, making a total yield of 1UU0 bushels from ouo head of barley iu four years. Jf'ranchco Chronicle. A Curious Writing- Habit. One curious habit of the venerable Jules Simou is that he does most of his writiug in bed. For many years he has pursued this practice; he lies fiat on his back, holds a tublct of paper above him aud does his writing thereon seeiuiugly au impossible thing. Yet tho old gcu tlcmau's chirography is a marvel of neat ness ami exactuess; it is as prim and tiuy us t wUoolmmtu'Si Chicago Aic, MAKING BIO ABM GUNS tTHE AHSENAli At WATEllVLlBl AND ITS HEAVY WOEK; Making aGun Thirty-Five Foot Long That Will Throw av lOOO Pound Projectile Fifteen Miles. j Thd big army grin factory at Water tliet Arsenal, says ad Albany (N. Y.) letter to tho New York World, has passed safely through the experimental " period, and is now fnirly established as one of the two extensive ordnance pro ducing plants of the Government. Rapid firing fluid-guns and eight-inch and ten inch steel riilcs have already been mado here, and there is now in process of com pletion a twelve-inch rifle tho largest gun yet attempted by tho Government. There is only one step more to be tnkeu, the manufacture of the sixteen inch guns, and this will not be attempted until the south wing of the new gun fac tory has been built. The new 12-inch rifle has passed safely through the ordeals of the shrink ing pit and the first of the boring pro cesses, and now rests flawless and in all the majesty of Its fifty-two gross tons of cold steel upon a lathe in the old shop. It is an imposing-looking affair, but does not bear a very close resemblance to a cannon from a layman's point of view. It is thirty-five feet long and about three feet across at the breech, and looks like an exaggerated lamppost lying upon its side. It is not yet ready for ita breech mechanism, so if any one has a mind to1 climb up on the lathe ho can look through the gun. This giant is the big gest piece of ordnance ever attempted by Uncle Sam's gunmakers, and the officers in charge of its construction watch every movement of the workman and inspect every tool used upon it with the greatest care. Thus far every gun that has gone out from Watervlict has withstood the Government tests most successfully, and they do not intend that the 12-inch rifle shall prove an exception. This gun when completed is expected to throw a 1000-pouud projectile, with an initial muzzle velocity of 2000 feet per second, a distance of fifteen miles with a charge of about four bundled pounds of powder. All the guns made at the Watervliet foundry aro known as "built up" guns, and aro mado by shrinking a scries of bands of rings upon a steel tube. The most delicate part of the work Is yet to be dono upon the gun. That is the rifling. It will have seventy-fout grooves, each .06 of an inch deep. The cutting of these is a very particular piece of work, as a single erratic movement of the cutter will ruin the piece. As soon as the boring of the .gun is completed it will be once more adjusted on the lathe, nnd a lino calculation mado to determine just the proper twist for the grooves. On the lathe, next to the 12-inch gun, is the 10-inch wire wouud gun, a cheaper arm and nu experiment. On a central tube is wouud square steel wire at a ten sion of about two hundred nnd fifty pounds, nnd over tiiis j- forced, without heating, a steel jacket This is just iu the wiuding sUigo at present. In tho central section of the new gun factory is the shrinking pit where tho guns receive their jackets. This pit goes down fifty feet into the solid rock, and will accommodate any gun that will be made at Watervliet. When a gun is ready to receive its jacket it is placed iu the pit iu a vertical position. Tho jacket is placed upon an iron car and run iuto a big oven mado especially for heating jackets. Wuen tho workman in charge of the heating thinks that tho proper degree of expansion has been reached, the doors are opened and ho m ikes a test. In testing he uses a stick with steel poiuts which are set at the re quired measurement. This stick is fast ened crosswise to tho end of a long pole. If the steel points on the en 1 of the cross Aio'.i will pass inside the diameter of the jacket, the proper degree has been reached, if not the heating must be cou tiuned. Wheu sufficiently hot, tho car is run out, the jacket hoisted upon a ; crane and swuug over the gun. Then it is cireiully lowered into position. Great I cue is taken to prevent excessive lieat- ii, u iimi causes me iuciui iu scaic, yet it is necessary to heat it enough or it cannot he tilted upon the guu. Outside of the gun factory proper prob ably the most inter" '' ,(oint with in the arsenal yard is the projectile fouu ilry and tiuishing shop. It looks very much like an ordinary foundry, save that the imposing urray of cranes suggests heavy work und rows of 10 and 12-inch projectiles indicate the. kind of work. The 12-inch projectiles weigh 1000 pounds, a ml standing ou end reach about to the middle of the thigh of an ordinar ily tall man. It takes a day to cast one, the pouring being mado iu the forenoon and the sand shakeu out of the flasks iu the afternoon. The metal used is u mix ture of cast iron, wrought irou and steel, combined in a proportion that makes it very heavy nnd tough. From tho mould ing shop the projectiles ate takeu to tho I finishing shop, where they are turned down smootn and navu a copper tmud sei into their circuinfercuco to receive the rilling from the grooves in the cnu uon. Needle- Works Monstrosities. In the garrets of old country mansions aro great bait trunks that hold tho relics of tho past. Examining the contents, one cau seo what hideous monstrosities 1 grew beueath the fingers of tho ladies of the day, says Mrs. Dallas. What crude , horrors iu "cross-stitch," what llat, I wishy-washy" "flower paintings," what alarmiug baskets of wax fruit, what queer shell grottos. Tho fashionable "girls of this generation are artistic even iu their "fancy work." They under stand the principles of decoration, they havo eystcins of color, aud where the girl of the piutt daubed and tiukfod they "study art" and Itaru music thoroughly. Women aro educated today; thr they were "accomplished." l not tJic pres ent system letter ( I thiuk o. ijontvt J Tiaiiicrijit, SCIENTIFIC AN1 INDtSTBlAL. A new machine makes pnper boxes. Tough paper is mado by mixing choloride of sin o with tho pulp. It has recently been found that certain fungoid growths have tho power of re moving gold from water containing it in suspension. Contracts for the new Cunard steam ships of the Atlantic service stipulate that they must make not less than twenty two knots nn hour. It is stated that as a result of the recent experiments several Italian war ships are to h altered to enable them to burn petroleum in ineir iurnaces lusieau of coal. Celluloid in solution is now being ex tensively used as a lacquer for nil kinds of fine metal work nnd nso wood varnish with results that nre said to bo superior to the old methods. k A new invention is a simple apparatus by which tho street car trolly may bo guided without disturbing the connec tion in cases where changes are neces sary. Tho object is to keep the cars lighted during the operation. Observations seem to show that a de crease in the earth's latitude is in prog ress, implying an alteration in the direc tion of the earth's axis. The fluctuation is thought to be due to a minute oscilla tion caused by some changes in internal wars of the earth. In the electric gyroscope for use in cor recting the error of a compass neither rolling nor pitching need be feared. It is said to be adapted to coricct the com pass with certainty, as its axis of rota tion remains fixed as long as it is neces sary to prolong the observation. A new method of testing tho hardness of metals consists in conducting nn elec tric current through the test pieco until it melts, and then comparing the strength of current required with tho current necessary for tho fusion of a standard pieco of metal of known hardness. Professor Thurston Bays: "The as sumption seems fair that tho locomotive onirine will have been superseded when we doublo our speeds, ana thnt wo must find ways to utilize the weights of tho cars themselves for adhesion, 'ond to make each to carry its own motor." One of the greatest problems of tho future is thought to be tho transforma tion of carbon cnorgy into light upon the same principle that the glow worm and firefly give their light, and when a single pound of combustible material will fur nish as much light as is now obtained from a ton of coal. An American inventor has brought out a prooess for making soap from tho res iuous matter in the needles of the pine tree. The resin is extracted by means of alkali, and the woody fibre is re moved from the product, which, on ad dition of fat, yields nn ordinary soap containing resinous and fatty acids. M. Camillo Gonzy, proprietor of farms in the commune of Mi! las (Western Pyrenees) to the extent of 1500 acres.hus utilized the power of a neighboring waterfall to generate electricity, not only to light his property, but to work a wine press and to pump water for irrigating the vines. fome sixty-two miles of tele phone wires are required to connect all the apparatus. The pulaometer is now used for filling the tenders of locomotives with water. Tho pulsometer itscif is of tho ordinary pattern, connected with the steam tanks aud feed valves by flexiblo piping, and when not in uso is carried on the tender. When about to bo brought into requisi tion it is simply lowered into a conven ient stream or lake by suitable means, nnd its application to this purpose is said to be extremely satistnctory. Chocolate Nuts or Beans. Chocolato nuts or beans front which the chocolato of commerce is mado aro the seeds or fruit of a small tree, native of tropical America, but now widely dis tributed and cultivated iu most tropical countries. The trees nro of small size, rarely more than tweuty feet high, but with broad, thiu, pointed leaves. Tho flowers are small and produced on the old wood, and are succeeded by a pod like fruit six to ten inches iu length, each containing fifty or moro seeds. When tho fruit is ripe the seeds, which are covered with a thick tnucilago, are re moved from the pods and placed in heaps, where they undergo a slight fer mentation, after which thoy aro spread out in the sun to dry. When thoroifgh ly dry they are packed iu sacks aud be come the chocolato bean of commerce. Upon beiug roasted the beans split open, as seen in the common colfeu bean, aud when ground to powder aud mado iuto paste aud pressed into cakes it is calhai chocolate, which is generally flavored with sugar and vanilla. As for tho healthful properties of chocolate, much depends upon the person who uses it. With some ptrsous it uppears to agree, but with others not, for it is nu old adago that "what is ono man's food is another man's poison." Chocolate, however, is considered a very nutritious beverage by the medical faculty. Acie York Hun. A Straugo Fcuthcrod Monster. A strange feathered monster, supposed to bo a gigantic pelican from some trop ical land, wss killed iu Livingston parish recently by August lleiss. Tho bird was snow-white in color, except the wing tips, which were black, lis body was as lurgu as that of a full-grown nhecp, its tlesh was blood-red, its bill two feet iu length, with uu enormous sack or pouch attached with tho capacity of a small dip net. XcicOrUan l'iinc-Dtmo-crat. Something New iu Flower Beds. The largest advertisement iu the world is that of tho Glasgow twn. cut in the shape of flower beds ou the side of a bill back of Ardenlcc, Scotland; tho I words "Glasgow News" cau be seen aud ' plainly read adislance of four miles; tho length of each letter is forty feet; the total length of tho line y.','! feet; t ttu area covvicd by the letter 14,815 feel. A NEW CATECHISM. ' He TThat fs it makes this life worth living. Tell me, when all has been said and done? She " It is the rapture of forgiving, ' I When you yourself are the guilty one. i He What makes ns all so opposed to dying, When so much of hoaven we all havt heard f She- ''! Because when we're dead there's no replying", And woman must have tha final word. He- . What is your own idea of heaven J Of heaven on earth, perhaps I raeanf V 8h9- A place where the men are all twenty-seven And I am theonly girl, just eighteen. Ho What's your idea of a p?rfect poet. One to whom all should bow the kneef t She How absurd you are I Well, if you must know it The poet who writes of love and me. SomervilU Journal. HUMOR OF THE DAT. Hush money is what tho young hus band parts with for Boothing syrups, etc. Mercury. Stealing a march is not larceny any more man nnug u peuuicr ia moun.-r Pittibum Pott. "What do you thin" of Harking as a talker?" "Ho is trilliantly dull." Chicago Newt. Tho man who is always finding fault will always assure you that he is nover looking for it. Somerville Journal. Accounting Trustee "Figures can't lio, you know, sir." Disappointed Bene ficiary "No, but fours can figure." Tcza Biftingi. A mule would rather hear himself bray than to listen to anybody eiso s music. A good many people are built like him. Itam'i Horn. "I'll just tako oil my ova-coat," is what the young chick said as it broke the shell and first saw the light of day. Yonker Statesman. , "Ho is a great travelor." ' Don't be lieve he was ever out of tho city I" "But then, seo how he wanders in his mind." Philadelphia Timet. , Miss Highmind "What did yol think of Big. Trnvello." Miss Gtddy girl "Oh, I thought his mustache was simply stunning." Chicago Newt. Sho went to Anna's weddinur. For to wed was Anna fated, one nao. a xoveiy nine, oi course, For then 'twas Anna mated. liuffalo Express. Woman can't throw a stone straight to Bave her soul, but she can sit iu au easy chair and enchant a man so that he will go and throw it for her. tiomertillt journal. Blimhers "My barber is really a very talented person." Bjones "Indeed?" Blimbei'S "Oh, yes; he often illustrates tho stories ho tella me with cuts." lioi ton Post. Common to New Yorkers: First Strunger (iu Boston) "Is this Boston Common?" Second Stranger "Very. But you ought to sco Now York." American Grocer. The Visitor (viewing the new baby) "Don't you think he is going to resem ble his father?" Tho Mother "I shouldn't bo surprised. Ho koeps mo up every night." iVcm York Hun. Prof. Bumptious "It has been truth fully remarked that a littlo learning is a dangerous thing.'" Sophomore (sotto voice) "Wonder if professor realizes the peril ho s in 1 lioston Courier. Amateur Actor "Well, what did you think of my modest cHortl" Friend "Superb I Simply superb." A. A. "Thank you." Friend "Considered as an effort." Indianapolis Journal. "We had same mind-reading at our party last evening. Johnny had a pin aud tho new minister tried to fiud it." "And did ho succeed?'' "Oh, yes ho fouud it when he sat down." Chicago AV(f. "But, Sir. Finkclstein, why applaud the play so vigorously when it is so execrably bad?" "That makes no differ ence to me, my dear fellow. I lent the author $20 this morning." bHUgende lilatlter. "Tho Government is going to pay $'.130,000 for a ram," remarked the snake editor. "Tlio animal ought to havo a fine pedigree to be worth that much," replied the agricultural editor. Pitts burg Telegraph. Globetrotle "Did you ever travel on a personally conducted tour?" Mr. Meeker " Ofteu. " Globetrotle "Whom did you have for manaoer us ually;" Mr. Meeker ".My wife." itete York Weekly. Husband "What uro you so much in terested iu in that paper!" Wife "I was reading one of those articles ou how to get up a cheap dinner." Husband "Do you want to ruin me.'" Meto Or leans 'J'ihft-Jtcmui'rat. " C'holley's father was a Huron in the jolly i-!e ol lluil, Aud tin- gui he sought to marry had a father rieu in wool; Said her father, "Let us test him,'' and the Yankee girl sui, I, "l.et.," Aud they i-aid no was uo Huron when they found he paid his di-bts. Chiatyo Sens. A "I am iu a hide us pickle." 'II '1 haye not "ot auv- thiug to cat, aud the only thing I've got to pawu is my false teeth, ami if 1 pa.vu. them and buy something to eat, then I cau't eat it. I never was in such a hiile us fix iu all my life." 'fttas Sittings. Bad Boy (getting in a body blow). "Tliere, t.iku that!" Goo I Boy (h iding his arms with a lueek expression i -"Xo, Tummy, 1 will not hit you back hertu-t I promised mother that I Would never strike a playmate, nut kiekiii'4 him idi the sloin u H) how do you liU' lu.u .A t to i oi k St ws.