THE FOREST REPUBLICAN It pabllihed rrsry Wtdottdty, kf J. E. WENK. Offlo In Bmcarbaugh & Co.' Building IJ BTRJtKT, T10NK8TA, Fa, Trms, ... tl.BQ ptrTur, RATES OF ADVERTISING. On Sqnare, ens Inch, one ini ertton $ 1 H On Bqotre, on Inch, en. month I M On. gqnare, en Inch, three monthfc. ....... I at Oae Bqntr., Inch, on jrtr . 10 M Two Square, on year IIM Quarter Colomn, on. year MM Half Column, on. rear MM Oae Column, one ;ur , INN Lf al edrertltementi tea cenM per live Mea hv ertloa. Harrlafei end desth notices gratia. All till, for yearly aiWrrtiirmi-M collected quo terly. Temporary advertisements must be pal la advance. J.k work uh an dellTer. Fori EPUBLICAN. HsiatiMrtptloM rsetTe4 for a thenar Mrlm) lhn ibrn months. Oorropomlfiir nolleUcd from in brM of th emintry. N. n.Uci will b uku of snonrmoui nauiuiilcaUou. VOL. XXIII. NO. 40. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, MA11CH 11, 1891. Sl.50 TEH ANNUM. ES Orogon and Washington art becoming great hop mixing States. Of the 611 colorod man ia the employ ment of tho Federal Govcruicnt, 15l are iu tlio Interior Department. Fiji is commencing the cultivation of tobacco, the enterprise boing assisted by the concession of Government land to the planters on easy terms. The Iioston Cultivator believes that "tho abundance of cheap and fertile land in tho West, and its possession by farmers of small menus and roving ten dencies, has operated to lower the stand ard of American agriculture." The heavy incrcuso in tho Hussion army npd navy estimates will furnish in teresting reading for continental diplo mats. It shows, concludes tlio Sun Fran cisco Ctironielt, that the millenium, when abitrntion shall succeed war, is as far off as ever. The Hostou Herald thinks that the fact that only three persons were killed by electric light plants in Now York StutO last ycar whilo eight lost their lives by "blowing out tho gus" rather goes to show that it is less dangerous to monkey with electricity than to foot with gas. A London vegetarian amateur athletic club has just becu for mod. The avowed object of the founders is to have a school for vegetarian athlete which will in timo produce as good runners, wrestlers, harriers, vaullers as any of those now be fore tho public who get their results on a meat diet. Tho Indiana House of Representatives has passed a resolution directing tho au thorities of that State to co-operate with Illinois, Michigan, Wisconsin, Iowa, Kansas, Ohio, Kcutucky and Pennsyl vania in an inquiry as to how much for eign copitul is loaned iu thoso States, with a view of taxing that capital. Sheep raising may be profitable, after nil, admits tho Boston Tranterivt, if ,i . this story of tho experience of a young-' Now York woman is truo: Two years I ago her brother, having money invested in sheep in Utah induced her to put $1500 iuto tho investment. She has late ly sold her share to her brother for $3500. The baby Kiug of Spain starts out well, soliloquizes the San Fraucisco Chronicle, ' by causiug the death of his nurse beforo ho has cut his milk teeth. If ho had . been born four hundred years calier this would probably Luve been regarded as a good omen of his prowesj as a warrior, ' nud sUirtud ')la e loiigpll m s.ug but in these degenerate days the iucldent iu8 : '-There is a tavc' i this tXn." will be variously interpreted by tho super- The others joined Kjn, while Johuson stitious.' r Queen Liliuokulaui,who succe'-"8 kaua on tho Hawaiian thron 'e' ' &tiy two yeura old. She is - 'uiable and very intelligent wonj, having a tasto for .poctrv ' w.4..-.iiauco an ' but of late yet stout. She is ..-,ic. bho is stately in has a dignified carriage, s she has become rather uiniatcd and interesting in conversation spcuking iu tho low and it aro peculiar to her musical toues t race. Sho spen English und is well versed in tho current literature of tho E. L. Godkia, iu tho Forum, under takes to prove the expedition to re lievo Euiin wr.s clearly a piratical under taking, siuco it had tho sanction of no Government and its leader was responsi ble to no power. In the course of the argument Mr. Godwin shows the sym pathy for Emiu wjiieh caused tho ex pedition to be undertaken was a senti ment born of the Gd'rdou invth, and he points out the curious fact that tho peo ple of Africa, owin ;jto tho slavo trado, Jias always beeu rewarded as lit spoil for pirates even by civili.yd nations who hold no such notions even' about any othei savages. MT. Uodkiuj expresses the high est admiration for Stanley's cournge and endurance, uud approves of his conduct of the expedition. It is its legal charac ter only that ho criticises. Tho French people have given another striking proof of their wealth as well as of their confidence in Ill's Government by subscribing for sixteen limes tho amount of the new loan of ueaSy $-.200,000,000. "It is extremely doubllTl," observes the New York Xnxt, " whether any other na tion, in Euiope at least, ijould achieve so rent a financial viitory exit-ling .con ' ious. The farmers a."'d working 'poo f France have take! the loan so ex !y that little is kit for the banks, o else arc the i missel of the peo dy to iuliu-v their earnings to uncut, although tho public co is iilritidy tho greatest in ho'iii persons who have d to regard the French i-fcJBg financial and po j tvo reason to revise ts. The French peo he pruiid of their ueut.'' WHAT SHALL IT PROFIT? If I lay waste and wither up with doubt The blessed fields of heaven whore once my faith Possessed itself serenely safe from death; If I deny the things past finding out; Or if X orphan my own soul of One That seemed a Father, and make void the plaoe Within me whore He dwelt In power and grace, What do I Bain, that am myself undonef William D. Howellt, in Harper. RECEIVING A PRINCE, La Paulino isn't much of a place, and yet even the train deluxe stops thero. This is because this is tlio junction whero trains leaye on the littlo branch line that runs to Hyers. A tall mountain stands sentinel over La Pauline, and if a person wore on the top of the mountain ho would see Toulon and the iron-clods, as well ai a great stretch of tho blue Mediterran ean. On tho long platform north of tho line five young men were marching up and down together, singing at the tops of their voicoi: "There is a tavern in this town In this town. And there my true love sits him down, Kits Lira down. And we'll hnng ou:- harps on the weeping willow tree, And may tho world go well with me Well with me," Or words to that effect. Thev sane vcrv boisterously, and suited their marching to tlie tune, giving three stamps with their feet all together when they came to the refrain: "lathis towL." They ap peared to be American citizens, uud seemingly didn't give a hang if all the worm knew it Suddenly tho five stopped before a young man who was seated on one of the benches. He was a quiet, dignified, self-possessed young fellow, aud b.i looked up at them as they halted before him. "Come on, Johnson," said ono of the five, "we aro uot going to lot you go back on the crowd like this. You sing buss, and we just want a good boss Toice." "You do that," remarked Atmff quietly, "also, five other good voices." "Seo here. It's easy for you to sit hero and criticise the singing, but we are not going to allow that. You've got to join iu. Come on, Johnson." "I don't see why we should make idiots of ourselves in tho south of France u1 moro tnan wo suouIJ n America." "But we do in America, do:ir boy, wo do Alwftyg w donn Md wenot going back on our record. Come on, Johnson. "I'm just a little tired of that tune, you know." , "What's the matter .with the tune? It's the one Keenan ying all through Siberia. Como on, Jolisou." But Johnson woulduot como on, and so tho five set at hini.-md tried to force him to join them. The uniformed man ol mo station locked on wi-,;- k brows, apparently iot knowing w-Iwner this was a Kcnuiyj held tho furt if "cut ono after another ,...i; -iieno of theu desisted, t serenely on tho be ;h. The official shrugged his shoul&.rs and e evidently thought these foreiV'i were hard to understand Thero was a shrill whUlle to the west, and the train from Marillet catne rush ing in. j ; I walked down tho hit-j, t fiin, opened the door of a compurtuent that was empty and took uiy suit. When the train started there was a ihout of warn ing from the guard, ami, beforo I could look out to seo what the matter was, tho door was Hung open and ino of the sing ing young men tumbled ,n. The guard slummed tho door shut vith a maledic tion on the man who broke tho rules and nearly broke his neck. ; The ycuug fel low picked himself up, lifted his hat and said : "Pardonny moi mouseu " "Oh, that's all right," I answered, "don't mention it. If that is your usual way of petting into a traiu, you will find ; ourself iu u French juil or cut in two ou tho tnuk some day." "Oh, you speak Euglish, do you!" re plied tho youug fellow, ignoring what I said, and seemingly surprised that he had not a monopoly of the language so far south in France. "Yes, I can make myself understood in most pnrts of England aud America." "Well, theu, you must have heard our row with Johnson." "About theflleged singing? Yes." "Well! Wl're just laying for old Johusoi.. Xc-L uu't givo it away, will you?" , "Certainly hot. " " Well, yoil.ee if l like this. Johuson 's mother was a Princi au(j "A princess, you'mcaa.. "No, she belong to the old princo family of Boston. 4fobllgou u ver roa of that branch of tut) fumilyi more go than of the Johnson gi,,0- IIis nam0 u J . Prince Johuaaj. , AVe used to ca hilll Prince at college. 1Io likes that, aud that s v.liy vro call llin johnsm nowi "I noticed you t iu tll0 name Joilu. on pretty often." "Of course wejj, whenever ho tries to put on uir' c.lU hilu JoUDsou so often that he uraduully tones down. Now, hero's the pl,, we-rj lmUiug up ou 0 , VT'' 1 ot i" her 80 lie would.il ' -'.ilde. Hy tne wayi Whtre is the first V'" Md.no your time book." It.treC 'be pam hll,t over to hilu. 'Ah s-iiil, we have half an hour where tiro you go yet. By to uy iug?" "I'm goiufto C ' We're gN,VT t tlds si(o l""" t to ties. St. ltaphael. That's top oil with us and bu worth while.'1 I'll stop. Teil me e a ti'leuraiu." Itr it ind'-'l me a t u UuU;buo:i( te Proprlntor Hotel of the Monarch, St. Haphnol : At 3 o'clock H. R. II. Prince Johnson will arrive. Provide for him. Have ons car rin go at. station for t . prinoe and one for his suite. Provide Buitaliln escort. HON. 8111 BROWN, Chiofof suite, J. K. 8., N.I. X., O.K. AC. AC. "I think I see the plan. You are go ing to prepare a princely reception for Johnson." "Exactly. He is really a quiet, unas summing fellow and hates anything like a fuss, even if he docs put on airs now and then. He'll be the nfjgt surprised man you ever saw." "I think I can toll you sotneono else who will be more surprised." "Yes? Who?" "Tho fellow who has to pay tho hotel bill. Ho laughs best who makes out the bill. You will get the carriages and per haps the escort and certainly the best rooms in the house, but when the bill comes in it will paralyze you. I know how they charge for that sort of honor. I am a dukc'myself." "The dickens you arel Why, I thought you were an American." "But I never tjavel under my tittle. I can't afford it. A duke is all right at home, but on the continent I travel as Mr. Welcome Smith." "Well, nevertheless I think we will surprise the hotel-keeper as much as we will surprise Johnson." "You might do it nearor the frontier, but I doubt if you will be able to evade payment here." At this point in the conversation the (rain stopped and Brown got out to send oil his telegram. When he came back iuto the traiu he began writing another. "Are you going to send more than one dispatch?" "Lord, yes I I'm going to fire a tele gram from every place we stop at. I'm going to work up St. Raphael. They'll getting roturns from tho back coun ties most of tho day. That's an Ameri can phrase, you know." "Oh, is it?" And so tho telegrams went from every stopping pluco until we reached St. Ra phael. It was evident the moment we stopped that there was an unusual commotion in tho littlo Mediterranean town. The platform was studded with officials in gorgeous uniform. As soon as Johnson got out of tho train we all ranged our selves behind him and kept our hats off, whilo Johnson had his on his head. The eagle eye of the hotel proprietor at once took in the situation and he advanced to ward the youug man, bowing frequently and deeply. "H. It. II. Prince Johnson?" he in quired. "Prince Johnson yes. But. J. is the initial." With a wave of his hand the proprietor introduced a gorgeous offiMul, who at once began to read an address of welcome in French. Johnson looked around him in a be wildered way, as if some ono had hit him with a club. "Say, boys," ho casped, ' vre it acthing oil the line hore. What s the fuss, do you think? Whose funeral is this, anyhow?" "Shut up, Prince," whispered Brown. "Go through tho thing and let us see what's in it. That's what we came abroad for." When the address was finished John son thanked the official in a dazed sort of way and then turned to us. "Come, boys," he said, "let us get out of this as quickly as we can." Tho hotel proprietor walked by his side, bowing all tho way. When we reached tho outside. Johnson was aghast. Instead of getting out of it ho had just got into it. At a signal from the official the town band struck up the Murselltiise and tho millitia that they had managed to gather together presented arms. The wholo populace socmed to be there and they raisod a cheer. One carriage had four horses in front of it und the carriage for the suite had two. Oh, this is too much," said Johnson in anguish, as he drew his hand across his brow. "Better get into the carriage and get this over as soon as possible," said Brown. "You get ia with him, Duke. I guess the boss in the gold lace is going, too." We three members of the nobility got into the first carriuge. Johnson turned to me, "Are you a Duke?" he asked. "If you are, I'll bet a dollar all this is for you. It's missed fire in some way." "They don't usually receive mo in this way." "Then Brown's put up this job on me. ' If he has, you bet your life I'll get even with him. I'll slay him. I'll wait until we get into Switzerland and then drop him gtntly over a two-mile preci pice; see if I don't. Still, if he lighted on his cheek it wouldn't hurt him. Brown's a villuin." All the officiuls of the hotel were ranged out iu two rows to receive us and the people all along the route cheered. Well, we spent a very nice time at St. Raphael. But, just as I said, when tho bill was called for, it was a corker. Even Brown turned a shade paler when he saw the appulliug total. "Don't you charge for the brass baud and the escort?'' "It is all inclusive," said tho pro prietor, with a low bow. "Then wo won't have any trouble," continued Brown. "You seo we travel with 's hotel coupons. We bought them iu Loudou. You take them at this hotel. That's why I telegraphed to you." "But," said the proprietor indignant ly, "uot for these rooms. You must give me notice wheu you have 's coupon's." "They assured us in London that they were good for the best iu the house. 'You can't givo us any better than that, can you 2" Tho proprietor was wild, but finally the mutter was compromised ou what the boys cuusidered a square basis, which was much less than the origiuul bill. Wheu we were all in tin railway car riage bound for Cannes Johnson said : "Brown, this thing has been more suc cessful tliau wm deserve. I'm willing to let by-gou be by-goucs; but there is one thing that you will all have to promise me on your word of honor, and that is that you will not let this get into tho newspapers at home." The boys all gave tho desired promise that the affair would be a dead secret. Johnson said to me: "You have no idea what ferreting vil lains American newspaper men are. If they get a hint cf a thing, tho first you know they know all about it. I think we will be lucky it we keep this from them." I told hira I thought they would be. Detroit Free Pre. A Qnerr Cable Message. Governor Gilpin, of Colorado, had to pay $147 for one of the first cable mes sages that went over the ocean. Gilpin wus a good-natured fellow, and the probability is that ho camo into tho telegraph office at Denver and wrote out the cablo,never thinking it would bo sent. It was sent, however, and ho had to pay the bill. The first Atlantic cable was completed in 1858, and it was alleged that a dis patch was received by President Bu chanan from Queen Victoria over it. This dispatch, however, was about all that ever camo over it. There was skepticism throughout tho United States as to whether the dispatch ever got through, and it was eight years after this beforo any cable business was done. The successful cable was tho new line completed on August 3, 1858. At this timo no one seemed to think the cable would work. Tho Western Union had sent a corps of operators and explorers to Alaska to build a line across Bearing Straits to Russia, and when it was an nounced that the now cable was done and that any one wishing to send dis patches to Europo for $10 a word could do so, the whole world laughed and the telegrapsoperators looked upon it as a gigantic joko. It was at this time that a dispotch was received from Denver, Col., signed by the Governor of tho Territory, to be forwarded to New York, and addressed to Pans. The dispatch had to be sent ft. i New York to Newfoundland by steamer, and was there cabled. The dis patch read: "Denver, Col., Aug. 4, 1858. To Louis Napoleon Bonaparte, Emperor, Tulleries, Paris, France. Please leave Buhemia alone. No interference will he tolerated by this Territory. John Uilpim, Governor." The message was looked upon as an expensive joke of Mr. Gilpin's and for warded to New York. The result was thfat it was sent to Newfoundland and telegraphed, and Napoleon HI no doubt received it. The price of the cable was $147 in gold. It seems that Governor Gilpin camo into the office, and, on being told there that the cablo was completed, dashed off this message and handed it over, never supposing that it would bo sent. The probability is that when he found it was sent he paid the bill. Philadelphia Timet. A Memory Test. In a Western court, a witness Lad been detailing, with great minuteness, certain conversations which had occurred several years before. Again and again tho witness testified to names and dates, and precise words, and it became neces sary for his cross-cxamir.cr to break him up. This was done by a very simplo device. Whilo tho witness was glibly rattling off his testimony, the cross examiner handed him a law-book and said: "Read aloud a paragraph from that book.'" "What for?" iuquired the witness. "I will tell you after you have read it," said the lawyer, and the wit ness accordingly read aloud a paragraph of most uninteresting material about lands, appurtenances, aud hereditaments. Then the lawyer went up and asked hira a few moro questions about his memory, and tho witness was positive that his memory was very good. Suddenly tho lawyer said: "By tho way, will you please repeat that paragraph you just read about lauds, appurtenances and hercditments?" "Why, of course I could not do that," replied the witness. lou must have a queer memory, re torted tho lawyer, "siuce you cau repeat things that you say occurred years ago, and you can not repeat what you read a moment ago." The witness was non plused. Argonaut. Nonchalance of a Famous General. At the takiug of Moscow, Russia, whilo the troops sat iu their saddles uudcr a murderous fire, Murat received a dispatch to which an answer was re quired. Though his mettlesome horse was trembling, Murat laid tho reins upon the horn of tho saddle, took his note book in one hand aud a pencil iu tho other, aud begun to writo a response. Suddenly a shell fell and exploded on tho ground close by. The horso leaped into the air aud swung wildly around. Murat simply transferred the pencil to tho hand that held the note book, calmed the horse with the other hand, and theu went on writing his uispatch as if noth ing had happened. A shout of uduiirutiou went up along the line. Murut saw that tho enthusiasm aroused by his trilling uct had created a favorable moment for a charge. Ho gave the order, aud his men swept clear through the eueiny's line. Atlanta CV Uitution. A Powerful Electric t'raue. A powerful crane, says the Philadel phia liecord, capable of raising iuto the air, in response to the touch of au elec tric buUou, a locomotive weighing ninety tons has been put iu operation at the Baldwin Loc-omotivo Works. Tlio huge engine rides smoothly ou a heavy track elevated twenty-eight feet above the level of the floor of the main shop. For merly the work of raising from the giouud a locomotive iu process of con structing was accomp islie I with great difficulty by the aid of hydraulic jacks. At present the locomotive, whoso wheels or other pttr.ts are to be adjusted, is grasped iu a wrought iron yoke, aud, with surprising ease, lifted iu obedience to the engineer's t'.uch into mid air und shifted to uuy desired poeitiou iu the shops. A CHAPTER ON BANANAS. A SUBSTITUTE TOU MEAT AND DREAD IN SOUTH AMERICA. mils Covered With rruit-Ucarlng Plants Various Kinds of Bananas llints on Cooking Them. In South America the banana is not thought of as a luxury. In fact it takes the place of meat and bread and vege tables among a large part of the people. Every garden has its banana patch, just as we have our indispensable rows of potatoes. On tho Isthmus of Panama the cars spin past hills covered from base to summit with the beautiful broad-leaved I plants, their great clusters of fruit hang 1 ing from the stems just under the leaves. The banana plant looks somewhat like an immense calla-lily. Its stem is mode up of the bases of the leaves so sheathed, or folded around each other, and hard ' cried as to sustain tho weight of the mass ' of foliage above. It will in some lo calities attain a height of even twenty feet. When two years old it bears fruit and then dies, but a number of young-shoots spring up from tho base of the old stem, so that it continually re news itself, and the farmer; who is usu ally an Indian or negro, has no trouble, except to keep the weeds and the old withered trunks cleared away from the growing plants. Even the trunk is of somo use, for it contains a fibre almost as soft as silk, which can be woven into the most exquisite muslins. Indeed, some of tho dainty India muslins are niade of this very fibre. There ore as many kinds of bananas as there are kiuds of apples medium sized ones, such as we seo in the North; big ones a foot long; thick ones, almost like small mu-kmelons; and little ones only three or four inches in length. When you visit a fruit stand I fear you are likely to select the biggest and hand somest bananas you see, and there is just where you make a mistake. The smallest bananas are in nearly aK cases the sweet est and juiciest, tho tiny "fig" banana being tho best of all. The rind should be thin, and there should be no ridges or corners on it. The larger the ridges the coarser tho fruit. The plantain, which is the very coarsest kind of banana, has enormous ridges. This species is not fit to cat without being cooked, but wheu boiled or baked or fried it is delicious. Any coarse banana that is, ono having a thick rind with largo ridges is good for cooking. All bananas contain staroh while green, which upon ripening is changed by nature's wonderful chemistry iuto sugar. Now if the bauaua is taken just after its rind has begun to grow golden, but is still streaked with green, it will contain a great deal of starch, which will make it palatable j wuea cooked, whilo the small amount of tuar wnich has been formed will give it a sweetness like a sweet potuto. Strip the rind off, and boil it until soft, and it will make ono of tho nicest vegetables you ever ate. If you live in thecouutiy, where you are blessed with tho luxury of ' nn open wood lire, try roasting somo I peeled half ripened bananas in the ashes, as you do potatoes, and see how savory a morsel they make. It is one of the com- moncst sights along the Amazon to see groups of half-clad Indian men and wo I men squatting around littlo camp-tires roasting bananas, and having cudless mirth trying to pick them out ot the hot coals without burning their lingers. Wo arc nil utcd to fried bananas, but we aro prone to forget that for this purpose they should not be fully ripe, as that makes them tco soft and too sweet. Abovo all, a banana roasted or fried should be served hot, for us soon ns it becomes cold it grows tough and unpalatable. This fruit, which is tho greatest of all tropical foods, comes to us chiefly from Puuama and tho West Indies iu great ship loads, aud iu the banana market iu New York the big green bunches 'heads-" they all call them in South America, just as we epeak of heads of cabbage containing from rivo to ten dozeu each, can be bought for a dollar or two dollars ond fifty cents, according to the variety. They ore not so expensive, after all, aud a big green bunch hung iu a cool cellar will ripen gradually, so ns to furnish a fresh dozen of ripe ones each day uutil the whole bunch is gone. In this way you cau enjoy your bananas just as they do in the luud of palms, for even there they cut them whilo green, and allow them to ripen us we do iu the North. Jlarjier't Youna l'tople. Long Buried M'ocd. To find partly decomposed wood or cveu that in u good state of preservation one or several hundred feet below the present surface of tho laud is such a common occurrence that it is no longer considered at all curious or wonderful. All the coal veins of the world are made up of vegetable matter and must huvo required immense forests to furnish tho material fur some of the thickest veins. In tho lignite veins of tlio Western Stutes lurgu blocks of wood are some times found, and these scarcely changed iu color or appearauce since buried, uo onu kuows how many thousands of years ago. Tho earth's surface has un-dergr-no many changes. Somo of tho mountains were once uudcr the sea, anil probably large ureas of tho present ocean beds were ranges of mountains, but it is scarcely possible to employ our mode of reckoning time to vast geological periods. Ac J) Xurk Han. The Story of nil Ejry. Pining the mouth of December, Mr. Il.ivd, of La Grunge, Ga., employed a bey to cut dowu oue of the giant oaks iu I the grove at his place, known as the Clino place, for firewood. In the center of the tree ubout four feet from tlio ground was found a fresh hen's egg, em bedded iu the solid wood, there being no hollow or hole of any kind that the eves of the astuuished beholden could dis cern, for any oue to place the egg only space cn'iu;;h to hold it, us a bull' t mould holds the bullet wheu closed. Thu tree was a little dotted around the egg. Now who can solve the underfill freuk? j AtlanU Coiitiitutivn, SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL. Gas is made from petroleum. The cutting of veneers is now done by lectricity. Siam is to have a (100,000 electric railway thirty miles long. California is the only State in the Union which at present produces quick silver in commercial quantities. A mechanical expert of Cincinnati, Ohio, Bradford McGregor by name, has succeeded, it is stated, in uniting alumi num with glass. Silk from paper pulp is made smooth and brilliant, has about the samo elasticity as ordinary silk, and is about two-thirds as strong. Geologists have proved that tho dia mond miues of South Africa aro situated in vents or chimneys varying from sev enty to 15,000 feet in diameter. There is a growing interest in electric lighting plants owndtt and operated by cities in England. The City of Cam bridge is about to build a plant which will cost $175,000. The bobbin and shuttle manufacturers of this country are about to consolidate their interests and business, probably by the organization of a new corporation in which all will be stockholders. An electric street railway car can bo heated by the expenditure of one horse power of electrical energy. There is no dust, no cinders and no room is taken from the seating accommodations. By the application of chloride cf anti mony a beautiful violet color is imparted to brusswork. The brass should be first made perfectly clean and heated until water will steam off it with hissing. Jacob Kahn, a Cleveland (Ohio) shoe maker, claims that he has invented and will have in operation in sixty days a compressed air motor that will propel a street car twenty miles an hour at a cost of three cents. It is proposed to build nn electric rail way from St. Petersburg, Russia, to Archangel, a port on the White Sea, a distance of over 500 miles. The current is to be supplied by a series of generating stations distributed along the lino. A new insulating material has been in troduced, consisting of a mixture ot gelatine, rosin oil, oxidized linseed oil, rosin aud paraffin. The corapouud is known as voltite, and is cheap aud serviccabie, and in addition contains no sulphur. Seaweed is now utilized in tho manu facture of tough paper which can be used in place of window glass. Very pretty and effective decorative effects can be gained by coloring the paper and using it in the same way as stained or painted glass. A firm of stone cutters in Berlin, Ger many, have introduced a pneumatic chisel into their establishment. The workmun holds the syringe like appar atus with both hunus, aud, as be slides it over the surface of the stone or metal, the chisel making 10,000 or 12,000 rev olutions a minute, chips oil splinters and particles. Iu a recent lecture, II. W. ITenshaw, of the National Museum, at Washington, declared, concerning the antiquity of tlio Indian, "that whether tho Indian originated on this continent, where ho was found, or elsewhere, it was iu by gone ages ages so far removed from our own timo that the interval is to be reck oned, not by years of chronology, but by the epochs of geologic time." How to H'enr Shoes. "Do you kuow there isn't ono man in 500 who knows how to wear ehoes?" re marked a Clark street shoe dealer tho other duy. "The average man buys a pair of shoes, wears them uutil they aro no longer presentable, and then throws them away and buys unother pair. A man ought to have at least two puirs of shoes for everyday wear, and no pair sjiould be worn two duys iu succession. At first thought this may strike you as a scheme to bent-lit the shoe dealer, but it is noth ing of the kind. In fact, such a plan would injure tho shoe business. Two pairs of shoes woru alternately will last three times as long as a single pair. The (aviug, of course, is made iu the wearing of the leather. A pair of shoes worn every day goes to pieces more than twice ns fast us a pair woru every secoud day. I know that proposition is a stuggurer, but it is true, nevertheless. A man does not wear out two pair of shoes iu exactly the same manner. Do you remember how su old pair feel when you first put them ou again after they have, been discarded for uwhile? They didn't lit you like your new shoes, und tho contrast is very marked. But the same thing holds true in tho case of new shoes. -No two pair fit your feet iu exactly tho same way. Ia one pair tho strain uud wear of the leather fall heaviest upon one particular part of the shoe, and iu another the greatest wear and tear f til I upon unother part altogether." Chicmjo Mail. A Leper Village in Colombia. A strange community is that of Aguti di Dios, the leper village in Colombia, as described by our Consul ut Bogota. Situated ut ubout fourteen hundred feet above the sea level, with a dry, saudy soil, uud a temperature of eighty-two to eighty-five degrees Fahrenheit, this spot has been chosen for the Itu.arelto by the (iovernuieut ou account of its ancient reputation for tho cure of leprosy. Some live hundred und twenty sufferers from this terrible visitation dwell here, and form about one third of the populutiou; but thu most remarkable fact regarding the settlement is that lepers and healthy persous are described as living ou terms of perfect intimacy, there being no spe cific leper quarter, though every house in thu village stands apart lu u garden. Mr. heeler states that there is no case ou record of the disease having been con tracted here by contagion. Even where lepers have married healthy persons, thu hu.sliand or wife bus never beeu known to take it from the other. Ou the other hand, the mournful fact is admitted that iliiUlieii horn of such unions are geu etiilly iilllicted,--Hem. . WiNOOW.PANE PICTURES. From eve till dawn, th long night through, Cold winter's elfln band Such pictures drew As never grew Beneath the touch of human hand. In dawn's dim light they faintly gleamed On frozen panes, and glimpses seemed To give of fairy land. The boughs of great old trees were bent With silver sheen ; and forth was sent A frosty light from distant height, Where glitt'ring spires appeared to sight, 1 And far-off castle wall. Now here at hand, like a silver strand, Hanging in mid-air fairlly, A drawbridge spanned tho chasm grand, Gleaming before us airily. A stream flowed down tho niountain's side, And cast a silvery spray, Then dashing on with leap and sllda, With graceful bound and easy glide It reached the boulders gray, And in deep gorges swept away. Now o'er the cold, gray landscape came A wavering light, a palo rose tin go That touched the leavesand mosses' fringe, Then slowly grew to ruby flame Sotting the distant peaks aglow. Melting from frozen heights their snow. So fairy-land now fades away. And we may watch in vain. Our frostmade pictures melt from sight The drops roll down the pane. Mabel Nichoh, in St. Nicholai. HUMOR OF THE DAY. A trade mark Talking shop. A popular measure Brim-full. The Farmers' AUiunco A rural mar riage. Tho cowboy in the high-heeled bootl is in his stocking feet. Chicago Neice. An Arab who has lost his teeth prob nbly speaks only gum Arabic. Buffalo Express. He "May I hope?" Sho "Yos; i you will promise never to refer to tho matter again. Life. The tanner's trado is an entirely honor- ablo one, nnd yet they do say it is a skin deal. Btnqmmton Republican. E. Z. Laffer "That old doctor is a funny follow." Dana S. Lydig "Yes, indcod. He s always takiug someboaj off." Old habits are hard to get rid of ai you find when you tako them to thf second-hand clothing store St. Joteph (ifo.) Newt. It is not advisable ior a bank cashier to. read nautical talcs; tho practice might inspire him to become a "skippor." Boston Courier. "I'll bet," said Chollio, "judging from the way these trousers shrini., tbr wool was shorn from an unusually timid sheep." Puck. Judge "Boy, do you understand the nature of an oathr" Juvenile Witness "Ycs'r. It's human nature, I reckon." Chicago Tribune. Tho bachelor thinks that tho baby is a blot ou the landscape, ond tho baby's mother kuows that the bachelor is Homercille Journal. Ethel "I ulways make it u point to learn something new every day." Maud "Then you uru not so old as I thought you." Harper's Bazar. Of nil the torments known toiuan Thu greatest, wo assert. Is to wear a fourteen collar Upon a fifteen shirt. UoodaWt Sun. "Old Curmudgeon is the meanest, stingiest man in town, aud yet you say Lthut th.'.io isn't .t selhsh hair on his head!" "Curmudgeon, sir, is entirely bald." Oh, g.-.s may escape and gas may burst, Aii'l vanish iu uoiv. ami flume; But tho meter's hand, iu its quiet way, Hoes traveling on ward day by day, And gets ther just the saina. Topical 7Vin An emiuent surgeon says taut with four cuts and a few stitches ho can alter i mau's face so his owu mother would uot kuow him. That's nothing. Our daily neivspapers do that much with ouly ono cut. Mercury. When in the footlight's glare she stan Is, Wen think her ono of the fairy queens; What would they cay, Could they hut se3 The wuy she tackles the pork ami beans. Chicago .Vents. Scientific Notes: How wonderfully ure the inventions of man anticipated iu tho animal kingdom! The cuttle-fish bus the power of covering itself with a sudden effusion of any inky fluid and w hat more can man do with the most in genious fountain penf I'uck. Unless with mirriugi- 1 iiieiin to dispense JSow' the tune to wed, and no longer tarry ; If I longer wait I limy have more sense If 1 have more sense then I'll never marry. Judge. Ignoramus (at a party a few years hence) "What is the matter with Miss Beauty's ouce lovely arms? They are full of horrid red blotches m il scratches." Scientific Guest "Oh, that's till right. Shu litis Minply been vaccinated against consumption, small pox, typhoid fever, and twenty or thiriy other diseases." A'cto York Wttkhj. "I should like to observe, inmlumc," said the patient border, "I jut while I am very fond ol the neck of the fowl you are carving I shall deny uyself this and" beg for u large while chunk off the br.-ust. Willi litis view 1 have had my trunk parked and a drayinau is uow wait ing at the door lor tin uuswer. El' Is it lire.u-t or neck'" i'hicigu V-4. lie could talk in Imteli or I. atin, Ami could lrtO!-.!ale ,'ro.ii c'hoL-taw, t'hoitse fi-ll us sUeli as al:ll From tins vTln!i.-t;c jackdaw.. He wa-i leai iud in all llie- p.'.vhe;i Of this lingual Immiiii ra v, And was newi known to u-ueli Itis i'liptls one wor-l 'Hit of plao-. lint he lumliled .lowu eo.ti;l -tely In enili-avoi-liii to talk With a maiden , no uid kw,-i-!Iv bite iVBUkd in -New awk!" --.New 1 ni-fc 'l. Tho largest County iu ll I'.-nted Slatis is Custer County, in Moi rwhicb eouUius oU'UU pitue luile,