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England nnd France want to be- con nected by a tunnel, and yet are afraid ol of it The number of visitors to New York City every month is said to be grentei than the total number of ita fixed resi dent. Cable cara have rather lost their popu larity, fiuds the Bt. Louis Btar-Sayingi, inco the electric systom has proved a success. A President's expenses amount in font years to about $80,000. His income foi the same period being $200,000 it is not difficult to see thnt ho hni nn excellent chance t? start a bank account. An idea of the enormous travel in New York streets may be gnined from the an nual reports of the railroads just filed at Albany. Those show that during 1890 the eleviltcd and surfneo rornis enrried over 400,000,000 nassenccrs. Among those who can reasonably coin plain of hard times is the Government of Portugal, which, with a population . of 8,000,000, is about $700,000,000 in debt,with an annual interest charge which la considerably more than half of the revenue. A significant development of the Cen sus of 1890, notes the AVashington Star, I. the fact that tho increase of wealth and manufacturing in tho South was greater than the increuso of population. In the decade from 1880 to 1890 the Southern States gnined in population 19.9; in actual wcnlth, C2.5, and of capital invested lu manufacture, 20.7 per cent. The canned fruits and meats exported by the United States havo improved thirty per ceut. in the last two years, urn! are again being largely purchased in countries which had utmost outlawed them, announces the Detroit Free Preen. Packers found that adulterating their goods, in haste to get rich, simply killed a market in one season, and only Brat-class goods are now shipped. Professor Bickmore, says the Now York Svn, is not alarmed by the five arthqunkes, two of them in this country, that have been recently reported. Yet be holds thnt thero is always danger of these convulsions of naturo iu tho United State, as well as in South America. Ho ays that the workings of tho forces of tho under world havo been extensive during this century, aud that the time of movement in the rocks of the earth's crust is by no means at an end. But tho discoveries of the age have not enab'-ed man to do anything to prevent earth quakes, y The discovery of tin ore in juan litiea on the Colorado P xas, is a. most importnut lnltrit- ,untv avers . the Washington Star. f Naturally cx- j cites intense interest. Heretofore thero fcave been few deposits of tin out of Cornwall, England, the mines of which, having been worked, since early Cartha genian times, are becoming unproductive. There are deposits in tho Muck North Dakota. The tremendous devof opmcnt of the canning industry in tho Unitod States has, however, required tbo use o: raoro tiu than was readily sup - plied, and tho discovery of large addi tional deposits will still further stimu late tho business. I : George William Warren, tho well known organist and composer, says that tho writing of church music is largely n labor of love. He begau composing over forty years ago, and has published ovor one hundred works, but the royalties ho receives from them form a comparatively small part of his income. Dr. Warren was born in Albany, N. Y., aud his father tried to make a hardware dealer of him till the musical instinct in tho lad asserted itself. Besides playing the or gan in St. Thomas's Church in New York City, and directing the music of the pariah, Dr. Warren lectures at Columbia College, and has enough pupils to keep him busy tho rest of the time. Mrs. Henry M. Stanley, wife of I he explorer, gave an interview ut Minne apolis, Minn., to a reporter. Sho said it was the first interview sho has granted in this country. Asked as to her idea ol the United States, Mrs. Stanley suid: "Oh, it is very great, and I cannot find words to express my admiration of the inauy things I have seen. There are such magnificent buildings and luxurious homes; such straight, broad and well planned streets in fact, everything is on such a huge scale." She thinks New York City lacking iu finish, its streets beajtly dirty and kept in wretched re pair; the Elevated Railroad, although a capital method of locomotion, very ugly. The Auicricau people she considers I ex tremely hospitable, and thu America re porter came in for his share of atten tion ou account of tho numerous intcr views written by him which havo no basi in fact. HIS FAVORITE POF.M. f Jame Whitoomb Riley, the Hornier port, say tbe subjoined is lila favorite English poem. He first saw it twenty years ego in a country newpaper, and lias been trvlngever sine, to learn the name of tbe autlibrlt Kravb love. He'd nothing but bis violin; Ti nothing but my song- But we were Wed when skies were blu. And summer days were long; And when we rested by the hedge, The robin came and told How they had dared to woo and win W hen early spring was Cold, We sometimes supped on dewberri es, Or slept among the hay But oft the farmers' wives at ev Came out to bear us play The rare old tunes the dear old tunes) We could not starve for long While my man had his violin And I my sweet love-song, Th world has aye gone well with us, Old Man, since we were oner Our homolnes wandering down the lanes It long ago was dona. Bnt those who wait for gold or gear- For houses and for kine, Till youth's sweet spring grows brown and sere And love aud beauty time, Will never know the Joys of heart That met without a fear When you had but your violin And I a song, my dear. "QUITS." When one is fluffv-hnired. cheer torn pered and twenty-three years of ago and little Lady Loveday was ail three uuo uue uoi rcgaru witn unmixed rap ture the prospect of a wholo week with the British Association for theAdvance inent of Science. But Sir James had been elected President for the year, aud his wife, as in duly bound, was obliged to accompany him,. The town of Madchostrr, with its for est of tali chimneys and its perpetual gloomy pall, nw.y possibly represent the sinews aud strength of E'uglund, but it is not exactly ar. ideal place in which to spend thcear'y days of September. Else where there tre blue skies, heather-clad moors and grouso on the wing, but Mud cheater, for somo inscrutablo reason, pre serves the same gray and depressed ap pcaranceyurin and year out. Sir James Loveday, however, full of tho temporary importance which attaches to the emi nent scientist who is President of the year, was delighted with the wholo thing, and especially proud of showing off his pretty, young wife to his scientific colleagues, whose spouses, though unit ing iu their persons the manifold virtues of the British matron, could hardly lay claim to cither epithet. Ho had only been married a year. They had met on a bomeward-bound Cunarder, and though this particular ship had beaten the record, there had been time enough for Sir James to become enamored of Miss Leua Gardner, who, finding no one younger to her tastoon board,had smiled on the elderly scientist until ho had of fered her his name and his fortune. She w8a sensible young woman, with a nice appreciation of tho good things of this life, and, in six weeks titco from their landing ut Liverpool, they wero quietly married in London. Qi.ite a littlo murmur of admiration and a notablcraniug of masculine necks greeted Lady Loveday as she made her appearance in the Town Hall of Mud chester on the niirht of the oncninsr nil- dress. It was her first introiluntinn to tlie scientific world, and men of science, Jfiueh liko other men, are Bpt to ap preciate good looks. In her whito brocade mantle, a boa of cstrich feathers encir cling her throat, and some diamond arrows thrust through her blonde hair, she looked a radiant vision of youth and beauty in the crowd of ill-dressed, gawky women who mado up the feminine por tion of the audience. Devotion to tho toilette forms no part of tho programme to the ladies who attend meetings of tho British Association, the' advancement of science being more important in their eyes than the plaiting of hair nnd wear ing of gold. And so Lena was able to make her little sensation. Sho entered the largo ball alone, for Sir James was already in his place on tho platform, and was even giving tho preliminary cough wiiieu preceucs me opening address. "By Jove!" said a bronzed young man to himself a young mun who hail strolled in lute, nnd now nil nil riim- self in the very back oi the vast hall-r- "li mat isn t i,eual Odd that I should see her the first week I arrive in Ene-laud ! What is she doing here? Wonder if she has forgotten? Well, it's three veers ago." The opening address was an enor mous success, as it always is. During the week the popular enthusiasm, cooled by many scientific lectures, muy abute; but on tlie opening night no judge on the bench is surer of a laugh thau the emi nent scientist who opens the meeting. Tho mildest jokclets are received with rapture, the feeblest similes get a round of applause Lady Loved' was sur rounded by admiring rV biolo gists and botanists by tb Je tho large audience was filing out. I . "You'lJ come with oJ expedition ou Thursday, Lady Loveday, won't you?" urged a thin young professor from a Scotch University, wiiose appearance suggested the suspicion that he had recently come out of an eye hos pital. Lady Loveday smiled, and made up her mind to tho inevitable. After all, he was only a little worse than the rest. All the young men at the meeting wore turndown collars, and coats which hud apparently been made for somebody else. "I shall bo delighted," she said, iu her most cordial tono. "Where are you going, aud w hat are you going to do to improve me I" "Oh, it's an expedition down a salt mine. We shall huve to take you down iu a bucket. You won't mind, will you!" urged tho weak-eyed young man j eagerly. "Hot at all, if you will insure th rope not breaking." But, all the same, when Thursday arrived, and Lena found herseif alono at tho railway station for Sir James had a commUtee meeting that morning, and could only join her later in the day sho felt somewhat depressed at the prospect before her. There was a largo and somewhat weird-looking crowd On the platform. A slight drizzlo was fall ing, and the ladies of the party had unanimously elected to appear in bag like waterproof garments, though, to bo sure, their male kind ran them hard in the matter of curious raiment. Most of the travelers had invested in paper bags full of Bath buns, for an expedition with the British Association is generally fraught with peril in thd mutter of sup plies. The weak-eyed young man was in a state of excitement bordoring on delirium, Lady Lovoday sighed as her eye ran over tho mass of pushing, per spiring, be-maekintoshed human beings oh tho platform. "There isn't a soul here that I want to speak to," she thought, settling into the comfortable corner-place which the youthful professor had secured for her; and then, as her eye caught the squarc shoulddrcd back of a check-coated man in tho distance, she added, mentally! "That looks like a nice man. His hair is cut beautifully short, and he's got a brown tuck and a properly ironed collar. He reminds me of poor Dick." JJut, directly after, tho train steamed out of the station and Lady Loveday 's reminiscences camo to an end. She had to mako conversation with her cicerone for the day, and a wholo carriagcful of other people. By tho time they had arrived at tho pit's mouth and were waiting their turn to go down, Lena was not sure that she wanted to engage in such a perilous experiment. Only a quarter of tho trainful of peo ple could bo accommodated under tho shed which covered tho shaft, tho rest were waiting outside. Finally, however, she was jammed with some seven or eight other people, including her scienti fic admirer, in tho baize-covered bucket, and was emptied out, after an uncanny descent through a black void, into tho brown-walled cavern at tho bottom. The niiuo had been decorated with thousands of candles in honor of the event, and each visitor was provided with a tallow dip ctuck into a wooden handle. Down in the depths of the mine tho Scotch pro fessor waxed confidential. "This man is getting a bore," thought Lady Loveday, "I must really cvado him somehow;" and with another turn of the rock she managed to slip away irom nun. candle in hand, she followed a group of people in front of her. Pres ently one of the party the young man whoso back sho had seeu on the platform stopped, and, with an action which sho rcc ignized nt once, struck a match, stooped his head, and lighted a cigarette. "Why, it is Dick I" sho murmured; and just then he turned and saw her. "I thought you were in Afghanistan," she went ou, hurriedly, as he stood gaz ing at uer. too I have been, for the last two years. I bat frontier business took longer than I thought. And you!" Lady Loveday blushed and looked down. Here was an adventure after her own heart. Sho was a curious mixture of practical worldliness and theoretical sentimentality. Sho had liked him, hand some, penniless Captain Bramwell, mors than any man she had ever known, pud lie well, she wus quite aware he had worshiped the very grouud sho trod on. But all that was three years ago, and in three years there are many changes. "I saw you the other nieht," he con tinued, presently; "you came iu nn aw fully fetching cloak, with a white, fluffy thing ruuud your neck. I'vo been trying to nnd you out ever since, but nobody that I asked could tell me anything about .Miss Uarduer. Lady Loveday smiled. He did not know of her marriage, then? The ca price took her not to tell him just yet she wanted, womanlike, to sco if ho had remained faithful all these years. "Ob, I m sucl an insignificant person in the midst of all these bigwigs." uicK smiled DacK nt her no bad n charming , lie and they wandered along to' ', each with a tallow dip flickering and spluttering, aud fitfully ighting tbeir handsome young faces. She hnd not altered ono bit, he s:id ; and she declared he was as brown m a Hindoo, uud would have to be scraped white. Time flies when old lovers meot, and nearly nn hour had gone before Dick had told her that he had come down to the association to read a paper in the geo graphical section. Would sho come and hear it? Of course, of couse, sho would! Poor old Dick I Why, he was just ns hurd hit, sho firmly believed, as ever. When they at lengtli got back to the bottom of the shaft, there was not a soul to be seen. The awful truth begau to dawn upon tlicm that they had been left behind. How easy that might be, with the five or six hundred people who had come with the excursion, they both saw nt a glance. What was to be done? Nothing absolutely nothing. Lady Loveday turned greenish whito us she leaued against the rock. "Sir James," she moaned "Sir James would never let mi die liko a dog in a hole." "Sir James?" said Dick, surprised. "You mean .tho President? Is ho u great friend of yours?" "He is O my poor Dick! he is my husband!" the faltered, not daring to look at him now. Captain Bramwell gave a littlo whistle and turned away. What a farce, aud how liko Leua the wholo thing was I Lady Loveday did not see him smile. "Forgive me!" she murmured, step ping nearer to him, and, laying a caress ing hand on his arm. Hhu was very fond of the drama, and that was always what they said iu plays, when tho old lover camo back from India aud found the heroine faithless. "My poor child," he answered "rave- ly, "I'll forgive you unythiug us long as we ever cot out of this nit." Lena could hardly conceal her disap pointment. Was it possible actually possible that he did not care, that he diil not remember) It couldn't be he i had loved her too well i He must b pretending, just to look as if he were in different. They waited a long time, and it was 4 o'clock before the whirr of the bucket was heard coming to her relief; An ex planation of Cnptairi Bramwell's equan imity with regard to her marriage was ofTorded Lady Loveday on their arrival at the top of the shaft. Hurrying toward the pit's mouth was seon Sir James, ac companied by a pretty girl in blue, a girl whose naive delight at seeing Captain Brruiwcll was obvious to all the bystanders. "And who who is the exuberant young-Woman in blue?'1 queried Lena, with not quite a pretty smile, "That, dear Lady Loveday," said Dick, quietly, as he handed his com panion out on to terra firma( "that is my Wife I" London World, Hponge Out Headache. The ordinary nervous headache will bs greatly relieved and in many cases en tircly cured by removing the waist of one's dress, knotting the hair high up ou the head out of the way and, while lean ing over a basin, placing a sponge soaked in water as hot as it can be borne on the back of tlie neck. Bcpcat this many times, also applying the sponge behind the cars, and the strained muscles and nerves thut have caused to much misery will be felt to re lax and smooth themselves out delicious ly, and very frequently the pain prompt ly vanishes in consequence. Every woman knows the aching face and neck generally brought home from a hard day's shopping or from a long rounu ot cans ana attcrnoon teas. Sho regards with intense dissntisfac tion tho heavy lines drawn around her eyes and mouth by tho long strain on tho facial muscles, and when she must carry that worn countenance to somo dinner party or evening's amusement, it robs her of all the pleasure to be bad in it. Cosmetics are not the cure, nor bro mides nor the many nerve sedutives to be had at the drug store. Use the sponge and hot water again. bathing the faco in water as hot as it can possibly be borne; apply the sponge over and over again to the temples, throat nnd behind the ears, where most of the nerves and muscles of the head center. and then bathe the face in water running cold Irom tuo faucet. Color and smooth ncss of outline como back to the face, an astonishing freshness and comfort is the result, nnd if a imp of ten minutes can Tollow every trace of fatigue will van ish. The samo remedy is invaluable for sunburn, and the worst case of this lat ter affliction of sensitive skins will suc cumb to the hot-water treatment. Tho cold douche should not follow in this case; instead a light application of vas eline of cold cream, which prevents peeling of tho skin, as tho hot water pre vented inflammation. Nothing so good for tired eyes has yet been discovered as bathing them in hot water, and neuralgia nine cases out of ten will yield to applications of cloths wrung out in hot water in which tho hand cannot bo borue. Boston Globe. Teeth and Hair Not Indispensable With us there is, to say tho least, a strong and decided prejudice in favor of luxuriaut tresses and pearly teeth. But it is only a prejudice, nnd by no means universal. We sco no lack of beauty in the infant's naked, rosy scalp, or in its sweet littlo toothless mouth. Wo even see a kind of majestic beauty iu the ivory dome mat covers tlie sage s busy brain. A white, shining billiard ball is by no means unpleasing to the eye, aud no ono cuu fancy ita beauty improved by cover ing half of it with a coat of hair, how ever soft and silky, lustrous, brown or golden. Birds had teeth once; how should we welcome a prospect of the re turn, a retrogression, to their former semi-rcpliliant conditiou? Would you think your canary or your brilliuut-hued cockatoo improved iu its nppearanco if the smooth, even edges of its bill were garnished with saws of pearly teeth liko a littlo feathered and winged alligator? Tho possession of a full complement of teeth has always been regarded as an in dispensable condition of perfect health. To our prehistoric aucestors, who had no other grain mills than their molars, it must huvo been so, and the modern sol dier in active servico would find his hard-tuck and leathery salt beef rather unsatisfactory faro without the dental in tegrity which the examining surgeon so (roperly insists upon. But the constant ly improving science of cookery supplies the remedy for tho civilian, aud as to tho soldier, ho is, like his teeth, a relic of undeveloped civilization. The "dogs of war" must go, teeth and all. Experience has demonstrated that the luxurious diet of civilization, which gives so little for the teeth to do, is, ou tho whole, more coucucive to vitality and longevity than the hard fare of savagery. Long before toothless gums shall havo becomo tlie rulo all occasion fcr teech will have passed, either for beauty or use. North American lit lie to. A Hunter's Paradise. A correspondent, writiug from the State of Washington, says: In this un known lund, bear, elk and the uoblo black-tailed deer exist in almost couut les numbers, uud in all but perfect fear lessness of mail, and here, from the great ditliculty of access to their domain, thu enterprising sportsman may find them ages hence. Until tho summer iut passed, no hunter's, protpector's or explorer's rifle had ever awakened the echoes of their hills. The hunter's para dise is tho peninsular lying west of Puget Sound, and embraces all tlio territory west from tho Sound to tho Pacific Ocean, aud the. Straits of San Juan de Fuca south to the northern liue of Che liulisli County, comprising the i-utire counties of Clallam and .b-ll'i-rs in, and is locally known us the "Olympic Kaugu Country." A glance ul u map will beat inform the reader of tho extent of this territory, where until lal summer the noblest gMine on the coutiueul has lived iu undisturbed pxuee. SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL. '" tt seems not Unlikely that electricity Will be applied to smelting furnaces id the near future. Manufacturers are beginnig to intro duce electricity into their factories as a motive power by subdividing it into units, A very extensive domestic industry in Russi.i consists Of the manufacture ol wooden spoons, which are made to tho extent of 300,000,000 annually, mostly of birch. The average pulse in infancy is ono hundred and twenty a minutcjin man hood, eighty) nt sixty years, Bixty. Tho pulse of females is more frequent than that of males. The loss of heat in the pipes of A central steajn supply system, when laid tinder ground and protected, will Hiuouui. io auoui. miy per cent., as (dated by superintendents of plants of this kind. Dr. Stephen It. Emmons, tho inventor ol the explosive "emmonsitc," has given directions for an alumnium-bronze gun nt tho Pittsburg Reduction Company's works. The gnu will have a range of fifteen miles. A petroleum engine has been intro duced in a lighthouse in Scotland for working thu siren of the fog signal ap i pnratus recently installed. The result iB sRid to bo excellent, giving security and promptness. In his lecture on caves, at the meeting of the American Association, the Rev. Dr. Hovey exhibited a photograph made by L. Farini, of Bridgeport, Conn., from an ordinary negative, by means of the light of tho fire-fly. The Great Western Argentine Rail road is about to try the experiment of burning crude petroleum ir. its engines. It has contracted with a Mendoza com pany to take 100,000 cubic metres of ctudo petroleum at $12 a metre. Ono of tho latest crazes in St. Louis, Mo., is that of riding upon tho electric cara to cure rheumatism, and hundreds of victims of tho dreaded affliction who bavo borne their sufferings in silence are uow eagsrly seeking for information and testing the new cure. A. lasting machine that ennbles one operator to last 3000 pairs of shoes a week is one of the latest thing! in labor saving machinery. It tackles anything from light feminine footgear to the heaviest brogans, and tho product is superior to hand-work. A well-known manufacturer claims that the only proper way of making a ready-mixed paint in which there is a considerable portion of white lead and zinc white present, to keep indefinitely, is to emulsify the oil. Th's prevents the chemical action which the painter knows as "fatting," that is, prevents the for mation of that particular kind of lead soap which will not dry. John T. Campbell presented, in the American Association, tho evidence in support of his belief that there was, iu tho Wabash River, one last great flood near the close of glacial time, and that then the water-supply was so cut off or diminished that there was never another freshet large enough to wipe out or modify the marks it left. This flood, in tho opiuion of the author, carried about one hundred times as much water as do the greut floods of the present time. Tcgetnble Caterpillars. One of the queerest things of Tasmania, New Zealand, and other parts of Austral asia is the bulrush or vegetable caterpil lar. This wonderful plant is a fungus, a sphaerin, which grows seven or eight incites ubovo tho ground, generally iu n single stem, round and thickly coverod with brown seed for some five or six in ches, ending in a curved worm-like point. It is usually found growiug at the roots of a particular tree, the "rata" of tl.j natives. When this plant is pulled up its singlo root is found to bo the exact counterpart of a largo caterpillar, say one three or four inches long, which, al though it preserves every detail of such grubs, dissection proves it to be solid wood. Intelligent persons of the countries named above say that this curiosity is formed iu the following manner: A lurgo species of moth feeds on tho "rata' tree; tho grub of this moth burrows iu tho grouud; the seed of the spaeria gets lodged betweeu the scales ou tho grub's neck, strikes root and completely turns the interior of tho creature into u woody substance. In every case tho shell of tho grub is left intact, no small rootlets punc turing it at any point. Scientists say that tho above explanation is nil "bosh," and that the plant develops tho form of u caterpillur because it is its nature to do to. If this be true, why should wo laugh at the stories of tho Mandrake Mau and tho Scythian Lamb, specimens of which are preserved in tho Surgeon's Museum, Loudon? t'hiciiijo Herald. An Obliging Voun? Indian. Two young women were aloucouo day when a young Indiau bravo whom they kuew camo to seo tho man oftho houses, says a iuuKtou (IN. IJ.) letter to the Springfield lki'iihli un. Tho mau was away and tho ludiau sit down to wait for him. During this interval tho girls, being of a lively turn, bcMU usking him questions about his former inodo of life; amoug other things they asked him to give a war-whoop and show them how ho sculped people, but he gave no uu- swer. borne tiuie utter when tliey were talking of other subjects, and had for gotten all about him, ho sprang up sud denly, gave a war-whoop tliut mado tho house-top ring; then snatching his big knifu that lay on tho table with one band, he took the topknot of one of the iris in the other, uud ran I ho back of the knife uround her scalp. They wero t-uch sculped iu th's iniinui r and wero nearly frightened out of their wits, but he sut dov.ii and bi -aii tt, -i v;'li an J told them be had only douu what they asked liiiu to do. ( They soon recovered from ihe shock i tlaughed heartily at the ludiau's jo. ' A BIRD CHARMER TALKS. 1 HOW HE MANAGES TO CATCH THE FEATHERED SONQ8TEES. Smearing Limb or Tree With Ttird Lilme Trapping liirds With a Cate-rUl8tiiK Mocking Dirda. "Come in." said the bird man to a Washington Star reporter, us the latter passed his door a few days ago; "I want to show you a genuine bird charmer." The rcpoftcT entered. Inside the storo sitting on a hot before tho 'stovo a tall, muscular individual was stritchcd out. He was dressed in a full corduioy suit and a wide brimmed whito lint on the sombrero order adorned his head. This was the bird charmer. He looked more like an elephant trainer. "Yes, I catch birds," said tho bird charmer in reply to tho reporter's in quiry, "but my specialty is mocking birds, although I catch anything that flics. But mocking birds are my stnnd by, and the littlo fellows earn mo a good living. How do I catch them) It takes two re plies for me to answer that question, for I employ as many means liming them nnd trapping them. Tho first named method is simplo and very efficacious. "Bird lime is a sticky substanco and holds on tightly to anything that touches it. How is it made? Ob, I can't toll you. If I did every boy in Washington would be stuck on sparrows," nnd the bird charmer laughed nt his wit. "As I was saying this bird lime is very ad hesive and when a bird touches it he enters the bonds of slavery. When I start out to uso bird lime I generally select a place whero tho birds aro thick est. Taking my limo pot in ono hand and a long flat sick in the other I smear tho limbs with the lime and do tho samo thing to T-shaped perches which stick in the ground. A light sprinkle of grain about the perches completes the work. The birds soon return and thoso which aro not caught in the trees fly down to tho perches to examino more critically the food placed about them. The result is apparent. I then gather in the birds and move on to another spot. "To trap them is entirely different. A cage is used with two wing attachments, one on cither side made of twine. These wings are so arranged with tho help of a spring that their normal position is closo to tho cage. When ready for uso tho wings aro pulled away from the cage proper and held in that position by a sec tional perch. These perches are so sen sitive that the minute a bird lights upon them he fulls nnd the wings close, shut ting tho bird in. Tho bird is not hurt, but his pulso goes up to 1000 he's so scared. I forgot to mention that wo uso a decoy bird that is, a tame bird. Ho is in tho cage proper and his song draws the others. That is the way wo cutcb birds, but the bc3t mocking birds are hand raised that is, they are taken from their nests when threo weeks old nnd fed by hand. They are hardy littlo fellows and rather enjoy being orphans. "Great attention has to be paid to tho food of these younsters, for improper food and irregularity of meals breed sickness. Haid-bciled egg and potato is a very good food and spiders und little iusccts also do them a great deal of good. Ot course when tho bird grows older prepared mocking bird food should be given it. A great many people prefer hand raised nestlings to youug trapped birds. You can readily understand the reason for this. Hand-raised birds be como attached to you and soon learn tricks. Tho hardest part ubout the sale of mocking birds is tho shipping ot them. Every year I ship hundreds of them to this city, but thu result is not very satisfactory. The express companies aro not very particular ubo-.t the cure they give the little fellows, und they neg lect in many instances to give them w iter and tho poor little fellows die." "The great fault ubout mocking birds," put in the bird fancier, who was standing near by, "is that it is dilHcult ; to distinguish the male from the feinal." i Why, that's easy enough, " iw'.doc' tho bird charmer, "but a great mimy people do not kuow how to distinguish the difference and unprincipled dealers often impose upon them. The way to tell the j sex of a mocking bird is by i s wing. To examine the wiug of a mocking bird, the bird must be caught firmly iu thu left liuud and the wings extended to their fullest extent to the right; looking ut tho wiug at the upper side, the while coveriug will bo observed to be the longest of the feathers nearest tip of th. wing, and tho extent of tho white color- ' ing will greatly diminish on the feathers nearest the body. If the white mark- 1 ings arc splashed with black and do ' do not cxteud exactly across the feathers tho bird is' a female. Tlio feuialo bird does not sing at all, but merely utters a harsh, sharp cry. It takes ubout three weeks for a mockiug bird to attain its full size. There is just ono thing more ! I want to say about the mocking bird, ' and that is that I consider him the finest feathered songster iu thu world. He ' commences to sing us early us eight ' weeks old, und his voice increases in volume nnd compass with age. He is a ' perfect mimic ami c:iu imitate nnythiug I from a buzz saw to a humming bird." (Jlvinjc Poultry a tiiuuey I'luv-r. A farmer of E ist Bradford informs w that a good way to givo poultry a namcy and wild tasto is to cut up sae, tliyine, parsley, potherbs and celery inlo "very liue particles and put it iu with bran and coarse coruineal mixed up with warm water, aud tho flavor that it j.ives the fowls is rcully delicious. Try it mi l you will find that it will succeed always' VctcieUr (Col.) JUrord. Prepared ( bulk for liio Teeth. Says a druggist: "In the care ol the teeth as well :is other things the simplest thing is tho best. Buy a little prepared c halk such us wcmieu uso on tlu-ir laees and a largo and s.ilt brush. Dampen the brush, dip it in lh chalk uud use Uco a day, riusiug uflerward. If this h fol lowed out for a week it will whiten 111. wortt teeth aud hiln the emus."- Klli'' INDIRECTION. Fair are the Bowers and the children, but their subtle suggestion is fairer; Rare is the rosoburst of dawn, but the aocret that clasp, it is rarer: - j Sweet the exultance of song, but the strain that precedes it is sweeter; I And never was poem yet writ but tho moan- ing outmastered the metre. Never a daisy that grows but a myater guidcth the growing; Never a river that flows but a majesty scep tres the flowing. Never a Shakspeare that soared Jout . stronger than ho did enfold him; Nor ever a prophet foretells but a Ulightiel seer hath foretold hiin. Back of tlx canvas that throbs tho palntol is hiutod and hidden; Into the statue that breathes the soul of th. sculptor is bidden ; Under the joy that is felt lie tho infinite is sues of feeling; Crowning the glory revealed is tho glory that crowns the revealing. Great are the symliols of Mug, but thai which is symboleJ is gronter; Vast the creato and beheld, but vaster the inwarl creator; Back of the sound broods tho silence; back of the gift stauds the giviug; Back of the hand that receives thrill th sensitive nerves of receiving. Spaco is as nothing to spirit; tho deed is out done by the doing; The heart of the wooer is warm, but warmer the heart of the wooing; And up from the pits where theso shiver, and up from the heights where thoso shine, Twin voices and shadows swim starward, aud the essence of life is divine. Richard Realf. HUMOR OF THE DAT. Set a hen on a china egg and sho is better off. Promissory notes are frequently classed as paper-waits. A good thing Ky have nrouud tho house A fence. When it is very cold it is not so bad to be between two fires. The crayon artist is not supposed to have political aspirations because he fre quently takes tho stump. lioiton Cour ier. Sappy "Very fow people get what they deserve in this world." Miss Caustiquc "Aren't you gladi" Mun ley'i Weekly. "Emmeline, enn you keep a secret?" he whispered hoarsely. "I don't know. I never tried to. What is it?" Phila delphia Timet. A young mau who married a "butter fly of fashion" was unable, a year later, to provido "grub" for his butterfly. Norriitown Herald. Papa "Come here, Toddlekins. Whom does papa love better than any ono else in tho world)" Toddlekins "Papa." Aett York Sun. Mabel (confidentially) "I was awfully stuck on you once, Jack." Jack (grati fied) "When was that?" Mabel "Bo fore I knew you." Epoch. Little John Jones says that his teacher in arithmetic ought to be dismissed from school because .sho invariably sets him a horrible example. h'lmira Uaiette. A cliiellet by the brooklet, With his gimlet loaded full, Let go a leaden bullet Aud killed old Silting Bull. ll usiiuifuii Star. A bridegroom six feet seven inches tall has just taken to himself a bride who measures three feet ono inch. Lovo mo little, lovo mo loug was thu burden of their sou;. Chieayo Mail. "Yes, I onco failed for a hundred thousand," remarked the red-heudcd man who hadn't treated yet. "You see, the girl was worth that in her own right aud refused me." PhiUidrlihia Times. Photographer "Your sou , tho st udec t , ordered this likeness from me." "It is certainly very much liko him. lias bo paid for it?" "Not yet." "That is still more like him." Flieinuh Iilm tter. "Griud-tone, havo you ever tried a raw ouiou as a remedy for sleeplessness?" "Tried it ouee, Kiljordau." "How did it work?" "Had to go to sleep to get rid of the taste." Ano York World. Fred "I didn't mind Taylor's dis charging me so much us 1 dij the insult ho subscip untly offered inc." Fruuk "What was that)" Fred "He adver tised for u boy to fill my place." Yan kee Wade. Mrs. Gottlcft "Do you know what everyone says? They all say you mar ried me only for my money." Mr. Gott lelt "I don't see how it ever gut out. I urn sure I never told uuy one." In diaiiiijuiltH Journal. Mrs. Yerger "What is the matter) You seem to bo very much iiuii'ij ed." Mrs. Pcterhy "I havo jjood reason to be unuoyed. That ttddlc-patcd goose, Mrs. Jones, treats mo as if 1 were but her equal." Trxus Si'tinye. A few little sprinkles Of (ll'liCHtU h riuklus And oyelu.sscs just a bit stroic.vr A sill llllaulltlll'opic, U'ln-u uo is ihu i.iic Maud isn't u Um uny loii. i-. U ii.ilitiujtttn Butcher, who has been rejoiced by tlio birth of a son, is iuformcd that thu child weighs nearly eight poumU. lie lakes him in his urms to fed his w. iglit and calls out astonished : "By .love, so ho does!" then niter a moment's pause adds: "But with the bones, mil tl you.1' t'lityeiide Mutter. With trembling voice, thou ;!. ai-.h-nt look, He family usUlv hoi "i-oiiid s:ie coos.''' She owned she e-Mli'l, Nil. I, Ut der ivwn, Ho naked her if sh -l lie liis own. "Indued?1' Mtitl bin-, v.itti Uer nus. u-eurl; '1 supposed you were vt nut ing ti line irl.'1 lUfltl Htl fitt: is JiHtl tutl. A farm journal said: " There isgoin to bu more money in poiiluy than hen--tofote." The uetiav a larim-i's ile found a uicki l in a chicken's him, and told her husband that il was tie- tir-,1 time she ever saw anything ie!i,i",e iu nil agricultural paper puuU'iied ii - . city. AvtrUtvteii UernU " -