ft THE FOREST REPUBLICAN U pabll.hed rrrrj Wednesday, J. E. WENK. Offloe) In Braearbaugh 4 Co.'i Building KJI STRKKT, TIONKSTA, Ta. Term, ... .eo ptrTtir. RATES OF ADVERTISING. n Sqnara, en Inch, one ln..rtlon , ...$ M Ob Bqnare, on Inch, en month IH On Square, oa Inch, thro mouth. At Ome Square, ae Inch, on year....' 10 M Two Pqnare, on year ! Qeerter Column, on year MM Hair Column, on year , MM Ob Column, one year .'. .. 1M M Lff.l tdTertliementi tea cost per 11b aek b ertloa. Marriages ltd death notice gratis. All hill, for yearly Bdertlnnnent. collected px terly. Temporary adverUaemenls mu.t t. paid 1 advance. Jcb work eaah on delivery. ORES PUBLICAH a? ""Wptloiit recalved for a shtr period tn thru month. " u VOL. XXIII. NO. 35. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, DEC, 24, 1890. Sl.50 PER ANNUM. . ' --iv- wu v. iun or aiff Volapuk, tho universal language, is so popular in Boston that it is taught in its high school. It is the London Echo' prediction that before tho close of the present century that city will have 5,000,000 inhabitants. A French physician rises to say that only weak-minded people nro affected by hypnotism, which, as a means of cure for disease, ho holds to bo "inefficacious in every experiment." The Christian Vbterrer of Louisvillo, Ivy., is satisfied after an examination of tho census returns of tho population of various cities in the South, that tho growth of tho membership of tho South era Presbyterian Church in those cities has been almost if not quite as largo as that of tho population. Says tho Washington Star: Tho great- et doers of things in modern times Oliver Cromwell, Frederick the Great, Napoleon Bonaparte, Otto Bismarck and, after a long interval, Henry M. Stanley hnvo been meu of colossal egotism. The egotist'puts no brakes on his own genius, whatever he may pul on other people. A careful survey of Westminster Abbey, London, taken undor the direction of tho Koyul Commission, which has just ad journed its sittings, has made known tho tho fact that thero still remain ninety places within the edifice where interments may take place. It is pointed out that, taking tho avcrago ot tho last century, it will be a long time before these ninety places are filled up. The German Emperor hud done a grace ful act in presenting to tho first child born in Heligoland since the cession of tho island to Germany a gold cup as a souvenir of the fact that he (for it is a male) had tho Kuiscr for a godfather. The child is tho only living native of tho island who is subject to military service, as all of inhabitants at the time of tho treaty were exempted. The list of candidates placed upon the State and county tickets in New Mexico aud Arizona read liko the pedigree of a Spanish hidalgo, states the Chicago Kelts. There were "Gonzulescs," "Antonios" and "Vguncios" enough to fill tho Al mauach dc Gotha, while tho number of "Don Joses" aud "Gregories" would suf fice to equip a wholo nickel library with legends of life on the main. Tho Las Vegas (New Mexico) County ticket, for instance, sported tho names of fourteen Mexican aud two Americans. This county seems to be wonderfully composite and magnificently polyglot. Miss Irene Iloyt, the heiross of a New York millionaire, has taken up a curious fad. Sho is a collector a collector of corner lots. She has picked up a number of fine pieces of propeity iu New York, and has mado many such investments in other cities. Wherever a corner lot seems worth adding to her interesting col lection she always becomes its purchaser, no matter what the price. Her highest delight is found in such acquisitions. Miss Iloyt is perhaps the first collector, assumes tho Chicago Post, who has mado corner lots a specialty, but there is no reason why her inexpensive and amusing fnd should not be as popular as the pur suit of old coins, autographs and postage stamps. Deputy Morcau's bill looking to tho abolition of titles ia Franca by taxing them heavily proposes an annual impost so graded that merely to wear the prefix "do"' would cost tho wearer $100 a year, while the title "Priuce," with the prefix "Highness," would necessitate an an nual outlay of $50,000. These, ore, of course, prohibitory rates, observes the Philadelphia Uncord; and they may well cause a flutter of Ucpidatiou in the bosoms of ambitious American girls with whose matrimonial dreams uro blended visions of a coronet. But the most prob able result will bo an influx to these shores of a hord of alleged refugee noble men,coupled with complaints from France of an unaccountable scarcity of barbers and waiters. An uuique gatheiiug has been held in Louisville, Ky., of tho famous Withers family of Meade County, all tho niera bors of which are'-wrer six feet six inches In height, and whoso average weights are 191 pounds. Thero are six brothers, all of whom, but one, aro well-to-do farm ers in Meade County. The object of tho reunion was to welcome W. W. Withers, a brother, who has becu abaeut in Texas for the past ten years. They were pres out when the train came in, aud tho six, when standing together, attracted a large erowd, which viewed them as a importation of Kentucky giants. One of tho characteristics of this family is their great affection ior each other. They are proud of their unusual statures, but never boast of their stiength. Their mother. Mrs. Mary Withers, is still living, aud is eighty-nine yeurs of aye. CHRISTMAS CAROL, Ting, merry bolls, ring, In the light of the Christmas morn; Sing, happy hearts, sing, For your Haviour, the Lord, is born. Follow the star To the manger far, Add look on your swaddled King. Give, worshipers, give. With the wise from the Eastern plains; Let the sutToring children receive From the hoards of your golden gains. Then shall ye see Tho sweet mystery, That the Christ-child lives and reigns. Maria Upham Drake. THE DUNNS' CHRISTMAS. I1Y DAVID LOWRY. HE Lord will pro- ide." A good enough text if a man gets a good grip on it. A man who knows how to apply sound doctrine might satisfy one's t brain wi' it, even if lie had an empty stomach, but it's an insult on top of an injury to expect a half-starved man to con tent stomach and brain wi' gruclly ser mons. He never drew bluid from the text. Joost all a piece o' fiowry language, without mair soul or religion in't than i you'd draw ftom a pump. If he had put a bit heart in't, but seen there was neither heart nor brain in it, what good was all the fine words? They say ho has a good delivery tho Lord deliver us from such vanity in long words. People who call in the doctors to help them whet their appetites may be satisfied wi' that kind o' preachin', but peoplo whose wits aro taxed as much as their muscle to keep body an' soul together want more Fubstantial food than Mr. Barnes brings to the market. If we arc starved in this world, that's no reason wo should be pinched in the next. But along comes Mr. Barnes wi' his flowery sermons, his cambric linen, an' his hair banged, an' tells us that if we aro thin bluided here, we ought to bo thankful an' satisfied, be cruse we are prepared to go where we'll have no bluid at all." A silence fell upon Sandy Rea's audi ence. Many smiled, and one or two laughed outright at his quaint speech. It was a chilly morning; the dense fog rising from the river obscured the sky. The lamp in tho railway station revealed men in soiled, worn, ill-fitting, patched aud ragged clothes. Grimy, seamed, knotted hands clasped dinner pails. Faces lined with care; unshaved, full bearded faces.; serious, sad, resolute and apathetic faces. It was on a morniug like this, when a pall hung over the busy city, and the at mosphere was laden with fog and soot blended into a yellowish murkiucss, that Shuttlcburg was shocked by an over shadowing calamity. From the midst of tho dense fog flashes of light Bhot forth at times throughout the morning; tongues of flame ascended from the mill stacks; eyes of fires winked in the fog bank, and dull, yellowish glares of light were projected horizontally as the furnace doors were opened. A bubel of sound arose; the clanging of iron against iron, the ringing of mighty nnvils pounded by gigantic hummers, tho dull, mutlled sound of the iron rolls, aud the ceaseless clang of iron falling on the cooling plates was borne from the river side up and over the beetling cliffs. On that dull October morning, when the wheels were whirling fast, and the iron-workers, stripped to their waists were bathed in . perspiration, a sound smote the heavy air liko the crash of worlds. The iron-workers, momentarily stunned, instautly comprehended the nature of tho disaster. Every man and boy who had sense and strength sought safety iu flight. In the headlong rush a puddler seized a boy in his flight, and ran with him to the side of the building. A portion of tho bursted boiler in its de scent cut the roof of the mill as though it were made of paper; the falling tim bers caught the man und boy, and before thev could bo extricated, tho man breathed his last. The boy's right arm was lacerated from bis shoulder to his elbow; quivering muscles and bono were laid bure, a horrible sight, more pitiable than the headless trunk of the engineer lying near the boy and the dead puddler. Physicians were there iu abundance; there was no lack of surgical skill, or sympathy for the victims of the explo sion and the families of the bereaved. The calamity that desolated a score of homes fell heaviest upon the Dunns. Lit tle Jem Duun, who, when the surgeon begau the work of removing the cinders aud splinters from his arm looked stead ily into his gaping wouuds, thon calmly at the suigcon aud said: "Don't tell my mother till it's over," lost his father and eldest brother by the explosion. An other brother the surgeons thought would be crippled for life. The end of a boiler wrecked the walls of tho house the Dunns occupied, and the dead and wounded members of the family were re moved to Sandy Ilea's house. Jem's re covery was rapid. Tho toilers in the mill attributed it to his extraordinary pluck. The great tide of sympathy that flowed out to the victims of the disaster, to the credit of Shuttleburg let it bo Baid, as sumed practical shape for a time. The charitably inclined promptly honored the first draft made upon them when the ex tent of the calamity was known. But when all was done that concerted action could accomplish, the future of the Dunns was unprovided for. John Dunn, a cheery, handsome fellow with laughing blue eyes, aud spirit that nothing could subdue, entered the mill one day, aud at the end of six months reviewed what seemed a horrible dream as he tried to sit up unaided in his chair. Among the w age-workers in the adjoining mill, many quietly aided Sandy K;ie, who placed one of bis rooms at the disposal of the i Dunns, "until they were better provided ful.'' But this litful aud uneuual contri tt5jji - mm mil bution simply emphasized the necessity of action insuring Uniform and perma nent provision. How to provide for tho Dunns was a problem that puzzled all in terested in the family. Tho surgeons at the end of a yeur shook their heads when they examined John Dunn, and spoke vaguely of the recuperative qualities of famed waters in the Old World. Even the wit of Sandy Kae, considered one of the shrewdest and best informed men in the mill, was not equal to the emergency. To borrow his own phraseology, his "pond bad run dry, an' there were the fish to look after still." It was at this juncture that the Uever end Barnes, a new-comer, announced be would preach a sermon which ho hoped would allay apprehensions expressed con cerning the Dunn family. Mr. Barnes chose to interpret the fears and doubts expressed as a reflection upon the Al mighty. Ho resolved to discharge his duty by reminding the friends of the family that He who noted the fall ot a sparrow could still be trusted to provide in His inscrutable time nud manner for the helpless family without plumping them into the poor-house, whither they appeared to be gravitating. "They are headed that way noo," said Sandy Hue to his better half with a snort of disdain as he left the church, but he sighed as he added, "And I'm maist afeerd there'll be no turnin' them roon." As his wifo remained silent, walking by his side, Sandy gave another Bnort ex pressing contempt. "Heck I Yon man instead o' being a man o' uncommon re sources, is mair like Jack Dean. You remember Jack wi' the stiff neck, an' a stiller baak? When he wanted to see his daughter Jenny, he ca'ad to his son-in-law Tom Parker, sayin' 'Wi' your help, an' the Lord's we'll mak oot, Tom,' but Tom was ever o' the opinion he boro his own an' tho Lord's share." A night's rest did not allay Sandy's disgust, nor soften his temper. He put his bad temper into his work, aud it found free vent when the day turn came on in the mill, Monday, and the night hands gathered in the little railway sta tion to wait for tho train that carried them to their homes. Many there like himself had attended the church Satur- IN THE irtON day evening, and these were greatly edi fied with Sandy's analysis of Mr. Barnes's scrmou. "You don't think Barnes's prayers are worth any more than the price of two or three hundred ball tickets at a dollar a head," said a pale-faced young mau who was noted fur his imperturable good nature. "1 did'ua say that Billy. I hope I'll never make light o' any man's prayers it's the presumption o' the man that points our noses to the wind and tells us to catch it iu our caps to fan us wi' next summer that I'm -fin'in' fau't wi'. But you've given me an idea. We'll joost get up a gran' ball for the benefit o' the Dunn's." When Sandy Rea ateliis breakfast that day he repaired to tho room the Dunns occupied. Jem, who was fond of books, had brought a bundle of papers and some torn pamphlets to bis brother; a gift from the merchant who employed Jem as an errand boy. He was showing his mother the pictures in an illustrated pa per. John Duun had twisted himself around to see and hear Jem. His attitude as he looked at Jem made a very disagree able impression upon Sandy Hea, who said to himself, "God save usl It's a living death for poor John. This must be mend ed some way. John Duun had a board on his sound knee his mother's ironing board. The basket at Mrs. Dunn's side, and the qunlity of material in her lap told the story. 'What's the board for, Jack?" said Sandy, cheerily. John blushed as Sandy stooped and picked up a large piece of chean brown wrapping paper. The paper bore a rude drawing Sandy scrutinized it with a critical eye. "It's altogether beyond me. What's this the houses?" "Here look count." He John's eyes brightened. at this. That's of no account pointed to the board on his kuee. "Why, that's not half bad. I see I se. This is an end view an' here is the front the face of the roll. I see now very plainly. An' what's this?" "That's my idea. You see here is the furnace. The ball comes out here, is carried through here, then on to the rolls, aud here it is on the plates." "That's not possible. AVhy but we have the squeezers, you must remember an' there's the heatiu' furnaces. You'll never do it in the world, John." "I'm not so suro of that. I've thought it all out." "But that's something I'm thinkin' is beyond man's power to accomplish," said Sandy, whereupon John's counte nance fell. Then Sandy immediately re gretted his speech. "Stop I'm not so sure. I can't joost point out the shortcoming. It looks main proper thero on paper. Who knows You'll may be win tin oo. My! the per severance o' the boy '." "He has been working on that board these three weeks steadily," said the widow. "Ya and three month iu UiV head before I ever touched pencil to paper," said John Dunn sadly. " 'The Lord will provide,' Mr. Barnes told up," said Sandy Rae to his wife. "There's that cripple up stairs wi' no more color in him than a piece of chalk, fast to his chair, prying his brains out wi' inventions. Tho boy's face was a study as ho pointed out how he would take the iron from the furnace, and finish it into bars before it cooled. If it fails why, it'll be tho death of him I'm afeerd." It was a question of life and death to the Dunns; their future now depended upon the success of John Dunn's inven tion. When he could spare tirno to visit tho Dunns Sandy Hea would lietn in silence while John explained his inven tion. Then Sandy would look at the drawing on tho ironing board, stroke his grizzled beard and scratch his bald head alternately. He seemed to bo iu iuuoi nt tim, but ono morning he electrified tb.e invalid and his nervous mother by rising and striking his palms as he ex claimed, "I see it now! Work! It's sure to work, man. Once the iron starts in there, no power can stop it. All we want now is a mill to try it in. Your fortune's made, Jack." "Heckl" he exclaimed when he ex plained to his wife the value of John's ideo. "There's been a deal o' talk o' the future o' the Dunns, nu' while this one, an' that one has been plannin' an' noth in' came of it, hero is God's goodness shinin' throo a bit o' brown paper on his mother's ironing board ." "But," said his wife anxiously, "are you quite sure his plan is right? There's many a tino thing on paper, but when it comes to the work " "Work? Huts! All the fools '11 be sayin' now, 'Why didn't some one think o' that long ago?'' I'll din the ears o' the owners till they give it a trial." Aud he was as good as his word. Thanks to ' Sandy Rea's persistence, a mill owner was prevailed upon to con struct a furnace and machinery adapted to the purpose. In return, he received an interest in the patent. In due time the new plant was erected. It seemed ages to tho inventor, but experienced iron workers regarded the completion of j j WORKS. the machinery In tne time consumed re markable. In k;s thsu three mouths, everything was ready fo' tho trial of the new machinery. All the iron workers in the mill were on the tip-toe of expectation when the day appointed for the test approached. "What if it doesn't work after nil, mother?" Jem said. Mrs. Dunu lifted a hand warningly and looked at John, vho had laid asids hie drawing with a sigh. His manner was strange, nervous, and his mother was solicitous. He was unable to sleep. "I heard what Jem said," John an swered sadly, but he did not meet the look his mother bestowed upon him. "If it fails, Jem, well, there's the other patents to fall back on. But I guess I'll have to wait a good while before I can go to the springs in Germany." Fourteen mouths' confinement had not taken the spirit out of the brave fellow. "If it works at firsi, I'll be surprised, Jem, not because it ought not to work but, you see, if I ain't there, why there's two or three little things might make a great difference. It's pretty tough, sit ting here 'caged' " there was a tinge of bitterness, the first his mother's quick ear had detected in his tone since he was carried in lifeless to her "aud my pa tent going to be tried." He said to him self if he had the means how soon he would have devised artificial locomotion. He counted on tho invention to pay for Jem's schooling. Jem was very bright, and a universal favorite. Who knew, John asked himself, what Jem might not accomplish iu a profession? Then, if j there was half the money iu it ho , thought there was, it would enable his mother to try what a change ot scene aud variety would do for her. "If the machine does not do all wo expect, we'll just havo to wait, Jem." But John Dunn's voice trembled as ho i said it. "It's best not to be too sure at least at the first go-off, you know, much on it We have all counted too maybe." There was a pathos iu his voice tnat moved his mother as she had not been moved since the day he looked up at her when she thougnt him dead. She turned aside usking herself bitterly why her son should ba deprived of the pleasure of witnessing his own invention. sue would be there, aud Jem. The brothers talked of little else now. The eventful day came. The new in vention was curcfully scrutinized by the curious, the progressive, tho well-wishers of the inventor, and the secret aud avowed sceptics. The last were clearly in the majority. They were prepared to dem onstrate the impossibility of the success of the invention. They quoted authors glibly; and a few expressed their sur prise that the owner of the mill should surrender valuable time to the test, be tides incurring expense. The mill own er administrated a stinging rebuke to these carpers. "I take pleasure in furnishing such aid as lies in my power to all who are en deavoring to unorove recognized ineth- ods, while I count it a privilege to con tribute my time and means to the devel opment of new methods and new pro cesses." The evening was well advanced When John Dunn heard a step on the pave ment he well knew. All that weary afternoon he had beheld men, women and child re u hurrying up and down the street. The majority bore bundles and packages; some were loaded down with bundles; children scarcely able to walk mere "tots" tottered along, chirping like young birds, beside the men and women they clung to. Everybody seemed to be in a hurry, and why not? To-morrow was Christmas. John Dunn's heart suddenly sunk. Sandy Rue's firm, deliberate step was no longer heard. The step paused at the entrance to the stairway. "He briniro me the news." John's nand was on the window ; ho was on the point of raising it; he wanted to shout down to Sandy, then ho checked himself. It may be failure. It will keep. Now another step, still more familiar to John's sharpened senses, fell on his ear; the light springing step of his brother Jem. It, too, halted strangely as it neared the entrance to the stair way. "Why do they stop there?" the invalid asked himself, as a lump rose in his throat. "It must be bad news, or Sandy wouldn't stand there. Jem couldn't keep back." Then he begau to ask himself, "If it fails?" repeating it again andoguin, and involuntarily, unconsciously, ho supplemented it with Sandy Rea's re frain, "The Lord will provide," until query and answer were linked strangely together, and a tear dropped on John Dunn's hand. Now another step approached his mother's step. It came very slowly; ho fancied it was more deliberate than usual. Yes, it meant failure. Now they were talking in subdued tones. It was all over theu. They were deliberating how to break the news to him. John Dunn leaued forward, covered his face with his bauds, and soltly cried. Theu he checked his tears and wiped his chocks resolutely. He would put a bravo face on it for his mother's sake. It was hardest upon her after all. A step the sfep that was now rarely out of his hearing was on of tho stairs. Ho pretended to be looking out of the window when she entered. There were tears on her eyelashes. She looked at him so tenderly as she closed the door softly and approached him swiftly that he felt like crying out. "There 1 Don't speak mother. I've been repeating it over and over, 'Tho Lord will provide' some way." Then the door was opened suddenly, aud Jem bounced in, followed by Sandy. "I'll bet why, look at him, Mr. Rae!" "I'm crying with joy, John," said Mrs. Dunn. "If Mr. Rae hadn't held me back, I'd been first to tell you," said Jem with epaikling eyes. "There are few men as thoughtful as Mr. Rae," said Mrs. Dunn. Sandy waived the compliment asido by saying, "Did your mother tell you the best of it?" "I have told him nothing. Mr. Colo offers ten thousand dollars down for the half interest, and agrees to provide the plant." "Jem," said John suddenly, "I'll make you an architect now that's what you are born for. What makes you look so sober, Sandy?" "1 was joost thinkin'.talkiu' about tho future. It's no so long sinco we were puzzliu' our brains about providiu' for ye. Now good luck has comt, I'm takiu' the lesson home to myscl' along wi' ither things. 'The Lord will provide.' " Jk metcife. Christmas Humane nl Facts. Swioesy "What bring yer, Misery?" Misery "Oh, I got a brand new warm overcoat and a pair o' dandy pants, and a lot o' candy and s'm'other little things. I can't jest remember. Whatju git?" Swipesy "Oh, I got a sealskin cap an' some warm cloze as goes on under these, an' fourteen diuuer tickets, an' lots o' candy an' things. Now, Misery, straight wha'd yer git (" Misery (voice just a little shaky) "Say, Swipesy, I bunged up my stockin' all right, audi do yer know, 1 never got a bloomiu' thing!" Swipesy (also shaky as to voice) "Nor ine, neither." Mistletoe Merriment. There are no corns on the mistletoe. A green Christmas makes a lean plumber. When the Christmas tree gets "dressed up" it looks spruce. Some of the children put their Christ mas stockings on tho limbs of the trees. Wheu the Christmas greens come into tho market you may be sure that the holly days have come. It is better that light articles only should be put on the Christmas tree. That's why candles are used for that pur pose. It is more blessed to give than to re ceive, but this doesn't apply to the little exchanges made on Christmas Eve in the dimly lighted parlor uuder the mistletoe bough. WW: i did Santcr Claus THE PLAZA OF SANTIAGO, PIOTTJRESQUB SCENES IN A CHIL IAN CITY. A Charming Spot Filled With Shmlo Tree", Fountain and Flowers All Traffic Concenters There. Santiago, Chili, with its steeples and towers and its wooded hill of Sauta Lu cia, lies toward one end of a broad plain, hemmed in by mountains which are al ways visible. Tho plan of tho town is the usual rectilinear chess-board arrange, ment of uniform cundras, or blocks, with a grand ceutrnl square, and an avenue, or alameda, of overarching trees. On one side of the plaza are the cathedral and the Archbishop's palace; on the oth er the Municiaalidad, or town-hall, as we should call it, and tho postoflice; and on tne tWo reiuainio .idea portales, or ar cades, with shops on the ground-floor. The architectural monuments of the plnza call for no special commendntion, excepting the Postoflice, which is con veniently arranged on a North American model, and served by obliging ladies and and by male clerks, the latter as morose and obstinate as postoflico employes in Latin countries genornlly appear to be. The plaza is the centro of nil the move ment of Santiago,the terminus and starting-point for tho tramways, the great station for hackucy-coachcs, the fxshion able evening promenade, when the baud plays in the music kiosk. All the features of this movement are interesting to the visitor. At any hour of the day, from early morning until late at night, the ob server will find there somethings to note, something to reason about aud speculate upon. How pleasant this plaza is! what au important role it plays in the life of the town ! nud what a pity it is that the builders of Anglo-Saxon towns in new countries do not profit by the wise pre cepts of the old Spaniards, whose first cave wus always to provide their cities witu lungs, breathing-grounds, nud agreeable meeting placjs, that formed, rs it were, the common licarth around which the citizens gathered both for pleasure and for business the continuation, in fact, of the old Roman forum ! The plaza, the cathedral, the town hall, the Gov ernor's palace, representing tho church, the municipality, and the central author ity, invariably form the center of tho Hispano-Amcrican towns, and invariably you will find some effort to make of this spot a point of entertaining resort. Even in the smallest village of Spauish South America there is always a plaza, planted with trees and furnished with benches, for the accommodation of the citizens, the mothers, and tho nurse maids; for the plaza is not only the promenade of the grown up persons, but also the play erouud of the young folks, who, how ever, amuse themselves in a quiet and or derly manner, having none of those bois terous games aud violent exercises which are needed to develop tho conquering muscle of the Anglo-Saxon youth. The pluza of Santiago is of fine pioportions, and rendered very charming by the shade trees planted nround it, nud by the small but luxuriaut garden and trelliscd walks nround tho central fountain, which in summer plays amidst a brilliant mass ot perfumed flowers carefully protected by iron railing and a vigilaut policeman, who locks the gates at ten o'clock, so that the garden mid its blooming riches may not be carried away surreptitiously by night. As I was informed by an Irish lady who has had thiity years' ex perience of Chili ut the head of a charit able institution for orphan girls. "Tho vice of the counthry is thieving. Pro tective measures are therefore neces sary." In the daytime the plaza is visited only by a few people of the lower classes, who sit on the benches to rest or to loaf. Other peoplo cross it diagonally on their way to and from different parts of the town. The coachmen wait for custom ers for their two-horse landaus and barouches which staud around tho plaza a select few presenting a marked contrast with the ordinary broken-down, rickety, and dirty Santiago street car riage, drawn by a pair of miserable horses, and driven by a disreputable and stupid human being, who sits under a hood in front of tho coach. The traffic in the streets around tho plaza, besides tho tramways aud cutis, consists of carts drawn by three horses or mules har nessed abreast, and ono of them ridden by tho driver, armed with an active whip; teams of four bullorks lowering their heads under the heavy yoke, and preceded by a man carrying a long bam boo goad, who pnds tho beasts with a bucolic diguity that Virgil loigot to analyze; meu riding on Iiores or mules, and weariug ponchos, and very wide brimmed Panama hats with broad black ribbons to tio them under the chin; Cholo cross-breed women with a parting nt tho back and two long braids of coarse black hair hanging over the shoulders; Cholitas and Chilcna wear ing the black shawl or munta, which is the universal morning artire of South American women, both of high and of low degree. Tho baratillos arc a great feature of the plaza. They occupy the spaces be tween tho arches of the arcades or portales, and consist of booths and stalls which, when closed at night, with their shutters, look like big cupboards set against the wall. Li these booths, aro sold cigars and cigarette), toilet articles, toys, mercery, flowers and fruit, while tho other side of the arcade is lined with regular shops. In the blocks ad joining the pluza are some handsome passages full of shops, where French, German and English manufactured articles of all de scriptions are displaye I for the tempta tion of the fair ttx. Jltrjitr't -lA'i nine. A woinsu first established in the Isle of Harris the wool weaving industry which is now so lucrative to the natives. Four hundred women are employed iu spiuuing, dyeiug and weaving the cloth so appreciated now for tailor towns und general costumes aud wraps lor ve-'l ser vice. Fresno County planted in viuc. Cal., has Od.OOd acres TO TF.LL THE AGE OF A HORSS To tell the age of any horse, Inspect the lower jaw, of course. The six front teeth the talc will tell, And every doubt and fear (hVpcl. The middle. "nippers" you behold Kefore the colt is two weeks old; Before eight weeks two more will come; Eight months the "corners" cut the gum. The outside grooves will disappear From middle two in just one year. In two years from the second pair; In three, the "corners," too, are bare. At two, the middle "nippers" drop; At three, the second pair can't stop; AVhen four years old, the third pair goes; At five, a full now set he shows. The deep black spots will pass from view. At six years from tho middle two; The second pair at seven yean; At eight, the spot each "corner" clears. From middle "nippers." upper jaw, At nine the black spots will withdraw. The second pair nt ten are white: Elpven finis the "corners" light. As time goes on the horsemen know Theoval teeth three-sided grow; They longer get, project befora Till twenty, when we know no more. Sjmrt Jfom.ntt. UL'MOB OF THE DAY. Always ahead The cranium. Brick are sometimes thrown with in tent to kiln. Washington tsUtr. "Pupa, what made Latin a dead lan guage?" "It was talked to death, my son." Life. "Is Budd an angloinaninc?" lioK he's just a plain, ordinary American lunatic." Ncto York Herald. Since the invention of forks there seems to bo very little excuse for n "hand to mouth existence. Mtimey s nttity. Ono half of the world don't know how tho other half lives; but it is try ing to find out just the tume.Pucl: When a girl is in love sho always thinks the young man is perfect, aud ho agrees with her. Homer cille Journal. It is a peculiar fact that "the moro a man gets the moro ho wauts," and tho more he wants the less ho gets. Epoch. "The winter," faith the goose, With sadness in her tone, i "Will be both long aud cold; t I feel it iu my bono." Chicago Tribune. The scientist who claims that the wind caunot be seen evidently has had little or uo experience with sight-drafts. Elmira Gazette. A cross old bachelor of our acquaint ance dofiues marriage as tho mediciuo which restores sight to lovers' eyes. Uoston Traveler. Djiier "Do you know, sir, that this bird is out of season?" Waiter "Well, fix it tor yourself. There's tho pepper and salt." Judge. Tramps are a good deal like lawyers. After they are admitted to the Bar you often find them slumbering peacefully on tho Bench. I'uck: Dealer "Here is anew cologne of my own make. I call it the 'Dollar Per fume,' because it is composed ot a hun dred scents. " Munteft Weekly. Shattuck "How are your bantam9 growing, Diuwiddie?" Dinwiddle "Finely, finely! They are getting smaller every day." Inter-Oeean. "Imitation is tho sincerest flattery" says a shrewd observer of men ; but the Treasury Department doesn't seem to caro for such compliments. Munscy't HVeity. Little drops of water. Little grains of sand, Sluko the milkmuu wealthy Aud the groeer grand. A'eiu York Sun. La Fiauoee "Don't you think a young married couple could bo happy on $1000 a year?" Le Fiance "Yes, for six months, if it were paid in ad vance." Life. "Bunker Hill Monument Pants" is the headiug of nil advertisement. We never saw the Burker Hill Monumont pant, but the people thut climb to the top of it generally do. Ledger. "Iu the schemo of creation," said the religious crauk, "woman was an after thought." "Ycth," remarked llie lisp ing imbecile, "und tshe's been thought alter ever thiuth." llinijhamton. leader. You'll seldom find a maiden whom Thu unguis kissed at birth Hut that the dimples to her eheuk is ho makes to play ut hide and se.-k For every cent they're worth. t'hivaijo lst. 'Oh, uo; there ain't any favorites in this family!" soliloquized Johnny; "Oh, i.o ; I guess not! If I bite my finger-nails I catch it over the knuckles. But the baby can cat his whole foot aud they think it's juat cuuuiug." Denver ItenMiean. "Where are you goiug, my pretty maid?" 'I'm goiug to sneeze, kind sir, sho said. "And at whom will you sneeze, my pretty niaidV' "Atehoo! atchoo! kind sir," she said. Binyhamton Ltadrr. Druggist (looking through drummer's sample-case) "Well, I always knew you worked the romanco racket fU'etty thor oughly, but I didn't know you had to carry a box of concentrated lie to keep up the supply of yarns." l'harmactutkal Era. It has been said That ouly oppoaiitxi should wed If thut tie so Thy flit uro euu ouly w woe; Kor, such thy late. The worst oi men must be thv male. -..f(. Hardbake "Aud you say you started out this morning with Green for a teu mile walk?" Suarleigh "Tint's what I said." Hardbake "Wereu't you tired by the time you came back?" Suarleigh "Oh, no; Green only accompauied me a purt of tho way. lirvoi-'iu I.tje i purt of tho way. lirvoi-'iu I.tje. "Got anything youAwatit sharpened, leuts?" inquired tho agH peddler with the razor Haste. "lis, replied tlio smart youth at th desk' ue.ir the door. "You can sharpen our wits if you want to, old m m." "Got to h ive something to work on, gents," the 'old man said., as he lookud arouud the room, shook his head pityingly aud walktd away. c'u cayo Tribunt. tU