RATES OF ADVERTISING. n. aqwu, Inch, mt laawtloa ..4 II Oat ftqaara, 0M tch, en. noath II On. Sqoara,N Inch, thnM months. II Oa. Sqnsn, M. Inch, on year I Two SqnarM, on. yw ... Il Q.irtw Column, jmt Ml Ball Column, on. jt to I C.Co)n,oarr 1S hfi sdmtlMartnt Ira etata Use aaek ts Mrtioa. Murlapi. ana' faath notlew (ratls. All kill, for rmrty adTrrttonmU eollwstel ansi Inly. T.mporary id?UMsnli mart k. pud U S.rucb Jo work essa n dtfrry. . PUBLICAN U nabllih.4 trirj W.1nsaay, ky J. E. WENK. Offloa la Smearbaugh A Co.'a Building BLM tTRMT, TIONESTA, re. Term. . . tuo prYkr. W. tnhMrtptlrai rottT4 for 1 tkrt MrloJ tknn tnr month.. vTiend.nr solicited frm al mrt. f th eon.lry. Nn.iic will k tua of unrmoui THE FOREST EEFDBLIClf forest - , . 1 VOL. XXIII. NO. 19. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 3, 1890. $1.50 PER ANNUM. W The French refine lo do honor to Ex plorer Stanley, because they sny he is I hero for rcTcnno onlv. Birmingham, AU., )im Increased In population 707 per cent, since 1880. If New York had grown nt a like rato its population would now ho ten millions. The railroad companies of the coun try are borrowing great deal of money, and tho Chicago Fun asserts that they find leas difficulty In getting it than they CTcr did. Among the items in the agricultural appropriation hill Is an appropriation of (2,000, to bo li vd lo investigate tho natural history of and remedies for de stroying the cottonboll worm. Tho Washington Wir announces the remarkable fact that the population of Gottysburg, J'cnn., by the new census is 3,051, just nineteen leas than tho num ber of t'nion soldiers killed in tho battle there. At the meeting of the National Coun cil of Education one of the speakers said that not twenty-fire years hence ho ex jvectcd to see boys and young men knock ing for admUsion into Vasar and other young ladies' seminaries. The Detroit Fret Pre IkmuU that in case of war with a foreign nation this government could raise fire men to ev ery one she had in the Civil War.and that, probably, without resorting to the draft. Financiers say that sho could also raiso "0 now caoicr than she could raise a dollar in 18(0. Financier Henry Villatd predicts that in Are years there will not be a " steam locomotive on any railway in tho United States, and that all kinds of machinery will 1)0 driven by electricity. IIo says that great discoveries are at hand, and speaks so positively that he is supposed to know just what the discoveries aro. . Says the Detroit JVt Preu: "Soldiers wiU drink and soldiers wilt play cards. After fighting tho idea for a hundred years Vnclo Sum has at last recognized the fnct and opened 'cantvons' within the ' posts. The soldier can now got his beer at cost, and cards aro furnished him to play with. Ho is also to hare pool and billiard tables, and will have no excuse for visiting saloons." Owing to the fact that tho lands of the West are being rapidly taken up, a Denver paper predicts the abdication of the cattle king and the extinction of the cowboy. Of the latter is said: "The cowboy, with rattling spurs, his leather trousers, his broad-brimmed hat and his defiant swag ger, will soon join tho stago-drrvor, tho hunter, tho scout, tho trapper and tho mountain explorer in tho procession that moves reluctantly to tho quiet, pea :eablo commonplace ways of life." A statement of tho debt extinguish ment of our country since the war never ceases to bo impressive. - It reflects not only tho growth, but, exclaims the Bos ton Advertiser, tho patriotism and pros perity of our peoplo as no other statist! . cul exhibit dqes. Tho mere fact is Btart- ling that tweuty-flvo years ago, less than a - generation, tho public debt was $2,750,000,000, entuiling an annual in terest cbargo of $151,000,000, and it is now only $031,000,000, aud tho interest charge is but $29,500,000. Advices from Florida to the Atlanta CviwlUutivu slate that tho excitemout in tho phosphate fields is intense. There is - much dissatisfaction over tho news from Washington that all the phosphate lands will be claused as mineral lands, aud that those who have taken homesteads mutt give thorn up.' Many persons have been stukiaVrjut claims, and when the proper papers como from Washington there w ill be a greater upheaval than Oklahoma ever saw. Lawyers and business men have been staking out claims, and at least 5000 ejectment suits have already been filed. The value of the projHirty involved is at least f 16,000,000, and the homo steaders will hot yield to the Government "without a stubborn flight. Tho Milwaukee Wivviaiit gives credit . to Sigvald Qvulo for leaviug $1,000,000, constituting tho bulk of his estate, t) endow a Stutv hospital for cripples. Hat it doos not give ere. lit to him alone. It declares that Mrs. Qvulo ri!o is eu titlod to public pruiie and gjatitudo, be cause, with full knowledge of tbo effect of her acfr,she signed tho deed conveyiug her husband's property to trustees for tho purposo named. And so she is, agrees tho Chicago Timet. Sho deliberately f:hose to second tho humane and philan thropic wishes of her husband, when sho might havo defeated them and se cured much wealth for herself, aud to bestow upou her two soul by a former marriage. As the adopted citizen who madu the bequest t s"t a noble exam ple for nutive A.CJ3iS of wealth, so his wifo, also a Scandinavian by birth, has set a noble esauiple for native Amer ican bain. V1LLANBLLE. The rose must die, tho' love says Not The flower was thine, the words were mine, Among the mists of long ago. We watched the dying afterglow) The winds sighed softly thro1 the pine Ihe rose must die, tbcf love says Nol W pledged our love thro weal or woe, My lips to thine thy hand in mine, Among the mists of long ago. The waves, with restless surge and flow, Intoned with harmony divine The rose must die, tho' Jove says No I We both have suffered even so; And mem'ry sighs by love's cold shrine. Die rose must die, tho love says Nol Among the mists of long ago. Sanborn Gove Tenney, n Belford. A COMPOSITE ROMANCE. . Tns LETTEB-CAnniKn's stout. There is one family on my neuto that gives me more trouble than all of the others put together. Not that they ever complain of mo or compel me to walk to the top of a five story building, but I can't make them out. I don't usually bother my head about the people to whom t deliver mail ; there is something so sin gular about this ono family, howover, that I can't help taking particular notico of them. They live in an elegant stono houso on Kenyon avenue, and consist of a middle aged gentleman, John Godfrey by name, his maiden sister and his daughter, a girl of seventeen. Mr. Godfrey, who is a wealthy rail road man, has a hard, stern look, and his sister doesn't appear to bo any too amiable, but tho daughter has fairly won my old heart. She is. as handsome as a picture and site always had a smile for me when she came to tho door (the maiden aunt answers my ring now), and how her face would light up when I handed her a letter addressed in a round, manly hand to Miss Nona Godfrey, and postmarked C At first, when sho and the servants stopped coming to tho door, I couldu't understand It, but I havo arrived at the conclusion that tho maiden aunt always takes the mail in order to prevent Miss Ncna from getting her letters. During the time Miss Ncna camo herself I brought her a letter postmarked C nearly every day. Since then I have de livered only two for her, and the maiden aunt's fuce has worn such a satisfied look as she took them, that I am sure the letters are from some young man Miss Ncna is in love with, and her father and aunt are trying to break off tho match. I met her on the street ono day a short distance from the bouse, and she stopped as though to speak to me. She changed her mind, however, and passed on with a pleasant "Good morning," but I noticed that her lips quivered as she spoke. I think she wanted to ask me something about her letters. Poor girl I I wonder how it will end II. THE MESSENGER BOYg STORT. Las' night 'bout 7 o'clock I had ter take a message up on Kenyon avenue. It was fer Miss Ncna Godfrey, an' w'en I rung th' bell a young lady corned to th' doo I axed her if thcr' was a answer an' sho tule mo to come in an' she would see. She then went inter the parlor an' tore open the message, an' we'n she read it she turned as w hite as a sheet, an' I thought she was goin' to faint. Jcs' then the boss rame inter th' room an' he said to her, awful stern: "W'at'a the matter I Who's tho telo gram fromt' She didn't answer an' he said: "Let me see it," but she turned quicker'n a flash an' threw it into the grate we're a fire was buruin', an' it blazed up in a second. Th' old gent started for her, look in' awful mad. Jcs' then he seed uie an' he axed whii was I waitin' fer. I told him th' answer, lfe said ther' wasn't nun an fer me to clear out. I didn't wait fer him to tell me twice. I'll bet, though, ho talked mighty sharp to his daughter after1 I'd gone. I sees a good many funny things carry in' round messages, but I never seed auythin' like that before. III. TDK TKI.EOKAl'U OPERATOR S STORY. Something rather out of the common happened at our office last evening. The following message was scut from C : Vim Nuiia Godfrey, l'tt Kenyon avenue: Come at ouee If possible. V. ill is vary low. Iik. Otto Hohmipt. The mrssago was delivered to Miss Godfrey, and about 9 o'clock the lady's father came into tho office. Tho clerk having stepped out for a roomeut, I got up to wait on him. Mr. Godfrey wanted to know if we had a copy of tho telegram that came for his daughter that evening. I told him that I was acquainted with the content, lie then wanted to know if I would tell him what was in it. Ho said that he was not at home when the ruewue rame; that his daughter had goue out and left the message for him, but that the ser vants ksd nWaid it. As Mr. Godfrey is a well known citi rcn I complied with his request. The contents of the telegram bad an entirely dilfonut effect upon him from what 1 expected. Initr.d of being surprised or shocked, it seemed to make him very angry. Ho recovered hiniaelf quickly, however, and with a curt "Much obliged" Lo walked out. I wonder who Will M IV, T1IS COJiUCCTOM'i STOKT. There was oue incident ronuerted with the accldcut to my ttain lost night that I did not give to the reporters. A young lady boarded the train at It whom I recoguiied as the daugh ter of John Godfrey, oue of the stock holders of the road, hlie had a ticket for C , and I noticed when I stopped at her seat that she was jale aud agi tated. After the accideut sliewas one of the fit st to get clear of the wreck, and did not appear to be injured. Luckily the engine was uot disabled, the accident having been caiued by the rails spreading just as the ba'ge car passed over thorn, and I determined to go to C for assistance. I was consulting with the engineer when Miss Godfrey touched me on the arm and begged ear nestly to be allowed to ride on the en gine to C . It was a case of life and death, l ho said. She appeared so distressed at the thought of delay, that I told the engineer to take her with him. She was up in the cab in an instant,and they "pulled out" at once, so that ono of my passengers at least arrived at C nearly on time. V. THE DETECTIVE BTORT. A dispatch was received at headquar ters last evening from R , requesting the department to send a man down to the station and arrest a young woman who was on tho 10 :40 express from the East. I was detailed for tho work. I waited around the station until near ly train time, and then heard a rumor that there had been a wreck down tho road. I investigated and found that such was the case ; in fact the accident had occurred to tho very train I was waiting for. I obtained permission to go on the relief train, and when wo arrived at tho scene of tho wreck I commenced to look around for the young womnn. As I could find no ono who answered to tho description sent, I made Inquiries of the conductor and learned that the per son I was after had gono up to C on the engine that brought tho news of the accident to tho city. It was after three A. M. before I got bock and made my report, and they decided not to do any thing more about tho matter until they heard again from It. The accident was a costly ono for the railroad company, but a lucky one for the young woman. Had it not occurred she would have spent tho night in the station houso. VI. TIIE DOCTORS STORT. For the last threo weeks I havo been tending an old schoolmate of mine. His name is Will Holbrook and he has been very low with brain fever. Ho was at one timo quite well off, but lost every thing by an unlucky speculation, and was forced to accept a clerkship with ono of tho firms with which bo had for merly done business. A too steady application to his duties, coupled with great depression of mind, brought on his illness, which has threatened to ter minate fatally more than once. I noticed just before ho gave up how badly he was looking, and one evening when he called at my office he confided everything to mo. The loss of every thing he possessed was naturally a heavy blow to him, but it was nothing in com parison to what it had brought with it the breaking oft of his engagement with the woman he loved. Her name was Nena Godfrey, and they bad been engaged for about a year. As soon as her father heard of the change in Will a affairs, he wrote to him, giving him to understand that he could do longer regard him as a future son-in-law. On learning, however, that Miss Godfrey's heart was unchanged toward him, Will determined not to give her up, and to make evory effort in his power to regain his lost fortune as quickly as possible. When he was taken sick I hid him brought to my house, and during his de lirium, he would keep asking for Nena; then he would imagine that she was with him, and would implore her not to leave him. Late yesterday afternoon he became so much worse, and begged so piteoudy for her to come to him that I sent Miss Godfrey a telegram, and about eleven o'clock in the morning I was in formed that she was waiting for me in the office. I went to her at once. She attempted to rise as I entered the room, but sank back on her chair as though completely exhausted, I at tributed this to perturbation, and hast ened to quiet her fears about Will. She insisted upon seeing him without delay. Will seemed to bo conscious of her presence the moment she knelt by his bedsido and took his hand. Ho became more composed, and at last sank into a doze, still holding her hand. This lasted until midnight, and then he opened his eyes ana 1 saw tuat no would iivo. lie spoke her name in a whisper, and tried to raise her baud to bis lips, bne made. no sound, but gave him a look of love and tenderness that he understood at once, and he closed his eyes again as though bcr mere presence was all ho asked. After he had lost himself, Miss Godfrey looked up at me, aud the ex pression on my face told her the glad truth. The next instant she had fuiuted. I carried her into the adjoining room and called my wife. She came to my as sistance at once, and, after we had worked over Miss Godfrey for a few mo ments, she opened her eyes and said, with a faiut smile: "I am sorry to make you so much trouble, but I think mr arm is hurt, and that is what made me faint. The train on which I left K met with au acci dent, aud I guess that I have not escaped uninjured. On making an examination I found that her left wrist was sprained and the forearm considerably bruised. Although suffering intense pain, the plucky little woman had managed to keep mu in ig uorance of her injuries until sho kuew whether her lover would live or die. did cvei thing for her that my skill sug gested, and then forced her to take some rest. A couch was arranged for her in the room adjoining Will s, and, al though sho obtained but little sleep- she was up every hour to look at hiin and ask how he was her condition this morning was much hotter than I had ex pectcd. Shortly after daylight some ons rang the cilice bell, and when I opeued the door I kuew instinctively that the man landing before me was John Godfrey He stepped iuto tho office, told me his name, aud ooked if Ins daughter was in th. houM. I tol I him that sho was, aud he requutcd Lie to send her to him Whatever his fucliuga toward me were he did not show them. I weut to Miss Godfrey aud informed her that her father was waiting to see her. bha tremblod for a& iustaat, and then closed hef lips 6cf her firm liltlo mouth and went to him without a word, I had placed her arm in a sling, and tho pain and emotion she had lately under gone had left their marks on her face. I was sure that the sight of her would move hef father td pity. What took place during tho interview I did not learn. It lasted for over an hour, and then I was called. I was not unprepared for the scene that met my gaze. Hena was holding her father s hand, and Mr. Godfrey a eyes showed that ho had been shedding tears. Ncna turned to me with a happy smile. "Fa thor has forgiven us," she said. Detroit Fret Preu. An Eccentric Lord In Colorado. The familiar form of Lord Ogilvio has not been seen this week in the vicinity of tho Victoria notel, where he makes his headquarters during recent visits to the city. According to report Lord Ogilvio is spending a brief vacation at Los Vegas, N. M., to test the benefit of the mud baths and to get rid of the de bilitating effects of tho races. In speak ing of this remarkable character, for all who know Lord Ogilvio will agree that he has capacities of a high order, a gen tleman said yesterday: "I have never known Ogilvio to go to bed while paying his periodical visits to this city. Thirty minutes sleep in a chair each twenty -four hours is about all his system seems to re quire and he awakens apparently as re freshed as if be had slept all night. Ho is only twenty-eight years of age and first dropped into Denver about ten years ago on a visit to the mountains with his father. Tho elder Ogilvio took sick at at the Windsor Hotel, and died after a brief illness. Tho remains wero sent to Scotland for buriul in tho old family vault. Ogilvio is remarkably well read upon subjects, and when at homo on his ranch, near Greeley, he spends the main part of his time poring over books. He is peculiar, ono of his peculiarities being his manner of dress and the odd-looking plaid vest by which he is recognized all over the West. That vest,' said he to me ono day, 'is patented, and no other man in tho world can wear a vest just like mine. I have a contract, duly signed with the firm in England manufacturing the material, that it is never to bo dupli cated except at my order.' Tho vest is of immense dimensions, and when stretched at full length extends nearly to the knees of tho wearer. Its only or nament is a huge steel watch chain, which is also made upon a pattern peculiar to itself. Ogilvio dresses plainly, but always wears a flannel shirt with high collar, starched perfectly stiff and fortified by a high cravat of pongee silk. "I have visited him at his ranch," con tinued the narrator, "and it would bo difficult to imagine a more royal welcomo than is accorded by Ogilvio to his friends. He lives in the enjoyment of all the good things that might be desired, and takes special prido in his herds of blooded horses and cattle. I was surprised at the' extent of his wardrobe. Ho showed me at least fifteen trunks full of clothing, all mado by Poole, the London tailor, and not one suit in tho lot has Ogilvio ever worn. I'll venture to sny that he has 150 complete suits of clothes on band. Take him all in all, he is the strangest con glomeration of oddities to he found in the Stato of Colorado." Denver Newt. "It's a Shop, Sir!" I had an experience all my own in Lock & Co.'s hat store, in St. James street, writes Julian Ralph in an article on London, published by llarper't Weekly. The aged proprietor displnys ancient bonnets aud caps in his window, which is kept scrupulously dusty. Not ing this, I said, "This must be a very old store indeed." "Store?" said tho man. "It's no store at all ; it's a shop, sir. I call a store a place for the salo of a miscellane ous lot of goods; but this is a shop, Bir. You ought to be moro careful in your use of terms." If that was rudeness and I do not know how great he considered his prov ocation it was the only rudeness I ex perienced from any shopkeeper. Biit I learned from that incident not to say store. And before I left England I had swelled my iulex expurgulorius to the extent that I seldom used tho following words: Guess; yes, sir; glass (for tumbler); railroad; horse car; cents; fix; store; or pad of paper. "Block of pa per," they said, when I at last got them to understand that I wanted a pad. "Guess" and "fix" are pure American isms, aud are to be used or not as you want to attract curious attention or to avoid it; but the most difficult thing for many Americans in England was to avoid saying "sir" to a strauger who who addrossed them or to an old gentle man. "Yes, sir," and "no, sir," over there are ,the verbal iusiguia of a ser vant. Mysteries of Amber. Amber has only recently como to be understood. The ancients regarded it as altogether mysterious aud even magi cal, says the Washington Star. They found that it was rendered electrical by friction so as to attract light substances, and our word "electricity" comes from the Greek name for amber, which was "electron." A favorite puzzle with them was how the insects so frequently fouud inclosed in amber camo to be so situated. I have myself seen a chunk of very transparent amber in which a small liz ard with five legs was enc od, looking as if it might have been alive yesterday, though doubtless it had been dead foi thousands of years. Tho mystery of this sort of phenomenon is easily enough ex plained when it is understood that am ber is actually the fossil gum of an ex tinct kind of cone bearing tree. In the process of hardening it imprisoned the flies and other creatures preserved in tho chunks of it that are found to-day. The finest specimen of amber iu Eu rope is a cup wade of that material, now at the Brighton Museum, England . Am ber now is worth from $i to $50 s pound, according to its quality. The moat important uses made of it is foi meerschaum and other pipes. A CRUSTACEAN COLLECTION AN EXTftAOaCT WAHT EXHIBITION OF OBABS AMD &OB9TX&S. "Trllobitea" Twenty Million ot Years Old A. Forty Pound Lobster The HI a Coooannt Crab. The most wonderful exhibition of crabs and lobsters ever seen in this world will be placed on permanent view in Wash ington as soon as the Smithsonian Insti tute gets its new building. At present the collection is stored away out of sight, for want of space to show it properly. In this exhibition will bo displayed for the instruction of tho nation members of the crustacean family that were actually alive during the earliest geological epoch twenty millions of years ago. These "trilobites," as they are called, were contemporary with the earliest creatures that lived ujon the earth. They are taken out of the rock to-day as per fect as when they were inclosed in the shelly mud 200,000 centuries ago; the cry facets of their eyes are as distinct as in lifo. If you like you may find any number of thoir direct descendants in the horseshoe crabs on the sea beach. The horseshoe crabs, Indeed, may fairly be cillcd the oldest creature in the world, being but a slightly modified trilobite, and thus representing the very most an ciont family that anything is known about. In comparatively modern times only 18,000,000 years ago some crus taceans attained gicat size. Frogs in thoso days used to grow as big as men are now, and thought nothing of hopping two or threo blocks' distanco at one jump; it was the ago of things gigantic, and a lobster-like creature, Bix feet in length, called the "ptcrygotus," prowled the watery shallows then in search of prey. It is not so very many years now sinco lobsters were captured weighing as much as forty pounds apiece. There is ono such in tho Smithsonian collection, three feet long in tho body and with claws big and strong enough to crush your clenched fist. Unfortunately the business of lob sters has been carried on for a century or so past with so much eagerness that nil the big ones pretty nearly havo been taken and eaten. To find a giant crustacean to-day you must go to tho eastern shore of Asia, where disports himself tho enormous Japanese crab, which has claws which spread twelve feet. Even tho crabs of Rider Haggard's fancy did not attain the dimensions of this Asiatic realty. One of tho most extraordinary of tho Smith sonian's specimens is a "cocoanut crab" a tremendously powerful looking crea ture, so big that when tightly folded up it will fill a four-gallon glass jar. This is the crab that climbs tho cocoanut tree, and after plucking tha fruit tears off tho outer husk with its mighty claws and then knocks in tho shell in one of the "eyes," subsequently digging out the meat with tho long and narrow pair of I incers provided by nature for this pur pose. - This cocoanut crab inhabits tho islands of the Indian ocean. It accumu lates surprising quantities of tho picked fibers of the cocoanut, which it uses as a bed ; tho flesh is very good to eat, and under its tail is a mass of fat which some times yields as much as a quart oV limpid oil. Among other strange crabs in the Smithsonian collection is a smaller va riety of this samo species which lives in a burrow at tho root of a fruit tree. Then there is tho "painted crab" of tho West Indies, which is a land animal; it used to exiBt there in countless numbers, and indulged annually in a migration to tho sea coast, moving always in a compact army. During such migrations they wero caught in great numbers and so have be come almost extinct. A crab from tbo Barbadoes is remarkable for its swiftness in running, which has given it the name of the "horseman crab." Tho "dorippo" is a species of crab quite plentiful on the Bhores of the Adriatic, which has two logs on its back a great inconvenience, since, if turned bottom side up, it can run just as well that way. One remarkable, crab in tho Smithso nian collection is entirely covered with what looks like whitish moss, but is in reality something between tho vegctablo and the animal. All crabs of that va riety have a coat of this sort to render them indistinguishable by their enemies and unrecognizablo by their prey. An other kind of crab is always covered en tirely with growing sponge, save only his eyes, antenna; and the tips of his claws. He hides in crevices whero sponge grows among tho rocks, and be comes as much liko them as ho knows how. A crab from the Pacific coast is invariably fouud with sea anemones growing all over his back and legs. Another from tho same region has largo tubes with which it sucks water iuto its lungs by way of breathing. Still an other California crab has a very neatly made snuff-box underneath its body for holding eggs, which closes with a snap fastening just like a real snuff-box. A crab with a long beak aud legs that look like straws is also from the Pa cific. One of the fiercest crabs known is plentiful on the coast of South America. It is also culled tho "rock crab"and hides in crevices among stones. It is captured generally by dropping a hook on tho end of a string into its lair, when it will seize the hook in anger and permit itself to bo hauled out by its own grip, which is so strong that the claw will still bite pow erfully after it has boen pulled off from the animal. A funny crab is tho "mess mate," which one finds iu oysters; it does not harm the bivalve, but merely lives in the shell with it aud feeds upou whatever tho oyster gets to eat. t'iuayo Timet. Tho government statistician of New South Wales has estimated the population of Australia at the beginnlug of tho cur rent year to be 3,78(1,798. This is an increase during 1889 of 113,995, or 3.10 per cent. The population of New Zealand is now (120,279, an increase during tho year of 12,899. Columbia is tho wealthiest of Ameri can universities, and Harvard comes next. SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL. The population of the world doubles Itself every 360 years. A new deposit of zinc ore has just been found near Bloomsburg, Penn. The strawberry contains 90.52 per cent, water and 9.49 per cent, dry matter. A Philadelphia syndicate has just struck a solid mass of native copper in Michigan. The baryta deposits on McKellar's Island, Canada, are now being worked. Experts pronounce this to bo tho finest deposit in America. Along tho shore of Hudson Bay there has recently been discovered gold, sil ver, copper, soapstone, mica, plumbago and lead, besides iron ore. Paint the tongues of your fever pa tients with glycerine, says a physician ; it will remove the sensation of thirst and discomfort felt when the organ is drj and foul. The object-glass of the Lick telescope in California has an area of 1018 square inches. The next largest, that at Pul kowa in Russia, has an area of only 706 square inches. To fill up cracks in a boat, melt equal parts of pitch and gutta pcrcha iu an iron pot; thoroughly mix by stirring. Make up in sticks and melt into th cracks with a warm iron. With tho view of testing the rapidity of electric welding, twenty pieces ol one-inch common round iron bars, with rough ends, wero recently welded to gether by two men in thirteen minutes. Blacksmiths can start a fire by pound ing violently a rod of soft iron, first spreading on tho anvil n layer of pow dered coal dust. This is a good illus tration of tho conversion of force into heat. Several of tho larger machinery-making concerns of tho North ore so crowded with work that they aro now obliged to refuse orders. There is a very urgent demaud for electrical machinery, espec ially. It is claimed that wall paper can bo mado in such a way that tho passages of low tension elcctrio currents will heat it moderately warm to tho touch, and dif fuses throughout the room an agrecablo temperature. Tho conclusions reached by modern meteorologists are that cycloucs of great intensity am ascending spiral whirls of wind having a rotary motion in a direc tion in tho northern hemisphere opposite to tho movement of the hands of a watch. Photography has apparently dis proved tho thoorios of tho old-school meteorologists who maintained that lightning never turned back in its path. An examination of lightning photography shows that a flash not only turns back sometimes, but tangles itself into a kind of knot. An excellent thing to soften leather is castor oil. Tha leather should lir.it bo washed and softened with warm water and then wiped, and while still damp well oiled and tho oil rubbed in. A lit tle carbolic a-dd in the leather will deter rats or mice from gnawing the leather. After the oil is soaked in a finishing may bo given with any of the shoe polishes now in conrnon use. Stature of Various Nations. According to tho investigations of the Anthropological Committee of tho British Association, recently reported, the mean stature of the Germans does not rise above five feot.fivo and one-eighth inches; while the Swiss average is a littlo greater, being five feet, seven and four fifths inches. The English are the tall est race among men, their average height being five feet, ten inches, the working classes included, outside of which tho average stature would amouut to only five feet, nino inches. Tho Norwegiaua, however, are, at least, their equals. Tho Danes, Dutchmen and Hungarians aver age five feet and eight inches; the Swisa Russians and Belgians, five feet and seven and four-fifths inches. The Frenchman's meaq stature does not rise above fivo feet and five and one-eighth inches. In Ger many there appears a decided difference of size between the inhabitants of the South and thoso of tho North; for example, the Hanoverians and Bavarian' in favor of the former. The smallest of all European nations are tho Italians and Spauiards, who show a mean of only five feet and five iuches. AVhilo, as mentioned, tho work ingmcn of England evince an average superiority of bodily size, in France tho other classes exhibit a mean measure by nearly an inch exceeding that of tho laboring population. CourUr-Jvurnal. A Grateful Pickpocket. " When John Murphy was arraigned at tho bar in the Court of Gcuerul Sessions roccutly be had no money with which to pay a lawyer. The chargo was grand larceny he had stolen a watch. Law yer Coatello was assigned by tho court to defend him. Mr. Costullo did his best for the man, aud succeeded iu pro curing a short sentence of two years aud nine months for him. As he was led away Murphy turned to the lawyer and said : "I thauk you for what you have done for uie. I cannot do auythiug for you now, but just as soon us I get out of prison you shall have the first yellow clock I get." The yellow clock is, in the parlance of thieves, s watch, and Murphy is a professional pickpocket. .iDM J fLli"i". Bismarck Caps Von Moltae's Sentiment A'ounglaily one day requested Mollis and Bismarck to write a few Words iu her album. The M.iilial took up the pen first and wrote: "Falsehood paj-MMi away; truth remains. Von Multkc, Field Marshal." After reading what Moltke had written, Bismurck look th pen aud added the following "1 know very well that truth prevails iu the nut world, but iu the meantime a Field Mar shal himself would be powcrli H'iml falsehood in tis world Von lnmii W, Chancellor of th Empire. "JS'en X'jri H'erM. MEARTS-EASB Heart's-ease Is better than wealth, yon know, I Or than fame or culture; so let us go To find the bights where heart' s-eose must; grow, Binco we crave It so. - j Hien we wandered through many a pleasant land; The journey was sweet, hand clapped In hand; . But we found not the heart's-easa w had . planned On those highU so grand. , And I asked of one whom I saw below, Had he seen tha flower? lie answer "ITo; But I should think heart's-mse ought to grow In the heart, you know." So I looked down into my heart; behold f ) It was full of heart's-ease, yellow as gold;1 As much as the happy heart could hold; So my love I told. And Into his heart he looked to w 1 It was full to the brim as full could b Of purple heart's-eaM in bloom; ah, met How dull were we I "But I don't like yellow," I murmured low; ' "I like purple better; don't yonf O, nol "I do Uke yellow," he said; and to ' We exchanged, you know. I carry his heart's-ease in my hand; I He carries mine; do you understand! ' Each is safer; better than we had planned Is heart's-eaM JanJ. And this Is the moral I've pointed so; If the sweetest of heart's-ease you would sow, In somebody else's heart let it grow, If you'd like to know. Alice jr. Jlollin, in Indcpciulcnt, HUMOR OF THE DAY. A freak of fashion Tho Dudo. Rough on the old man His wrinkles. If all flesh is grass mummies must be hay. A fur rug should always bo laid down side up. Sickness is Nature's way of saying "I told you so." Who are the contracting parties! Girls that lace. Epoch. Other gamo is losing ground, but tho deer always keeps up his lick. A joko is novcr good until It is cracked, and not always then. Tlaj.i119ton Star. "Is your cook French?" "No; Ameri can. Sort of Pan-American." llarper't Bazar. When the green man comes to town and drops his yellow metal ho deports very blue. Pud. AU things come to him who waits; so he shouldn't kick if bud luck comes amongst them. Puck. Black "Say, White, can you tell me what alligators esti" "White "AU Uve ones do, I believe." Life. Tho woman who is cold to all but gold nuirht to hava tha arctic circle for an ai-. gagemeut ring. Botton Gazette. How doth the little busy bee Improve the passing hours . In gathering up tho sweets of life, And dodging all the sours I Puck. Tourist Do we stop hero long enough for luncheon!" Brakcinan We do, un less you insist on eating a whole sand wich. Life. . First Mato "Well, sjr, things are go ing smooth now, sir." Captuin "Yes. hut is because several of tho suitors havo Teen ironed." Lippineoll't. A flirting woman can cnuso more trouble to mankind than a devastating army, but she is very much nicer than tho devastating army, after all. Somer title Journal. There's Another Leap Year Coming "Why don't the youug men marry I" queried her young sister. "I supposo they are not asked," absently replied tho brido of 1888. Pucl: Hostess "Mr. Fccjce.let me help you to some of the roast beef." Reformed Cannibal (with a wistful, retrospective nigh) "No, I tank you. Me vegetarian now." Chicago Tribune. "What are you reading, my dearl" asked a member of the Chicago Literary Society of her daughter. "The autobio graphy of Thomas Jefferson, ma." "Who wrote it" Au Torh Suit. "I'll be a sister to you, John," said she, And then h. rose and kissed her. "I've always felt I'd like," said he, "To have an elder sister." -Vr u J'orfc Sun, Medical Profossor in Charge of the Dissccting-Itoom "Gentlemen, may I ask what you did with the subject when you retired?" Medical Studeut "Wa laid it on the table," Burlin gton Fret l'reu. First Kentuckiun "How did Colonel Strutter get bis military title, do you knowt" Second Kentuckian "Yes; when he was a young man he used to drill holes iu a quarry." Detroit Fret Preu. Pay-day I with gold was ''', Sunday still I chiuked my "tin;" Monday I but silver had, Tuiwtlay blew my nickel In: Wednewlay my last "ooper spun, TliurUy borrowed 011 my "brass;" Frtilay, when I got a duu, lrou pierced uiy soul, aiiul lick. "The cruiser Phihidclphi.1 made nine teen kuots an hour. By tho way, par son, what is your best time?" The Chi cago minister thought a moment. "My boot I thiuk was sixteen. But theu threo of them had never been married before, aud, of course, their inexperience ranted soma little delay." PiitHttpiM Timet. A Farm Without Whip There is a beautiful farm just back of Occuu Hprius, .Miss., owned by Mr. Parker Earle, who, very wisely, ailoVs no uo man ou thu pla -e to use a w hip on any of thu stock. It is said Unit there is but oue old whip ou the furui, prob ably a relic of Mime oilier owner, but tha old whip is uot uwl, aud the furia does well and the aiiimaia work with a will and never feel thu lash. Kiuduesi ran ruu anything, even a farm. .Vvj Or'uan Vayun..