THE FOREST REPUBLICAN fa pabushel trnj wdni4T, k7 J. E. WENK. Offlo In Bmearbaugh Co.' Building LM ITRIKT, TIONISTA, T. Term. ... .BO ptrTur, W nhw-rlptlon Mttlre for 1 SBrtr MrioO tnsn thre months. Oorruspondene solicited frra til tuli f th RATES OF ADVERTISING. Ov.9qn.ra, an Inch, on iniertloe ,,..$ 1M Ob Bqoara, on Inch, en month I N On Sqture, en Inch, thro month.. ( M Oae Sqotre, m Inch, on jt 10 00 Two Sqnare, on yesr IS 00 Quarter Colamn, on year 10 00 Bill Column, on year to Of 0 Colnmn, on jrer 10 0 lf l dTrllMaient ten cen', s lit met la Mrtlon. V.rrlafM and death aotlcm gratl. All bill, for yearly sdrertlM mont eolt-rted ens, terly. Temporary adr.rtlum.nt mint k. ptid Ik advance. Job work cuh on delivery. connirr. r HtlC WUI D IUU Of UOBTD aaoaymout UIUUGMIVU, Forest Republican. VOL. XXIII. NO. 13. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, JULY 23, 1890. Sl.50 PER ANNUM. In the race for tho possession of Africa, remark! tho Boston Cultivator, tho Ger mans soem to be decidedly ahead. Taxes In Turkey are forty por cent, higher than in any other country on the face of the earth, and it is estimated that the average Hpulution lives fifty per cent, poorer. ' Charles Dudley "Warner says that the difference between the "faith cure" and the "mind cure'' is that "tho mind euro doesn't require uny faith, and the faith cure doesn't require any mind." From careful estimates received from farmers themselves in every county in Kansas, the cost of raising a bushel of wheat in an average crop in that State fifteen bushels to tho acre is believed to bo forty-nine cents. Nineteenth century realism has attained its culminating point in tho cathedral at Manchester, England, where tho lato General Gordon, of Khartoum fame, is portrayed oa tho stained-gloss memorial window in the chancel, ai rayed in a shooting-jacket and knickerbockers. The Fhilodcldhm Vrj says: "Ice has sot risen iu Baltimore and to the South. It has in Philadelphia and tho North. Coal is really at tho foundation of cheap ice. Before long it will bo cheaper to use coal to make ice than to use it in carrying ire. Jinny people think this is true now." The Chattanooga (Tonu.) Timet in quired iuto tho nationality of the 858 members of the Chamber of Commerce of that prosperous and go-ahead city. The result of the investigation showed that 175 of the 388 wcro born in tho South ern States, while 117 were born North and thirty-six in foreign count lies. Within a year the Atlantic Ocean has washed away a thousand acres of land on the New England coast, and 500 acres have been given to tho New Jersey coast and as much to Virginia and North Caro lina. "Next year," observes tho Detroit Free Preit, "the order of things may bo reversed. What is taken from one point is given to another." Among the supplies recently purchased by the United States for distribution among the Indians is a lot of soup amounting to 285,425 pounds. Times have indeed changed, comments tho Detroit Free Preat, when tho noblo red man has so far given way to the influence of an effete civilization as to consent to the use of such an article. Twenty years ago he had no uso for anything but food, drink, raiment, rrnis and ammuni tion. But few persons who view a passenger train as it goes thundering past know that it represents a cash vuluo of from 175,000 to $120,000. Tho ordinary ex press train represents from 193,000 to f90,000. The cngino aud tender aro valued at $10,500; the baggage car $1000 j tho postal car $2000 ; tho smoking car 15000; two ordinary passenger cars $10,000 each; three palace cars $15,000 each total $83,000. .Many of the traius which pull out from the depot in New York city are worth $150,000. According to tho Boston Cultivator tho sealskin buffalo niude by crossing polled Aberdeen cattto on the wild stock, have a lino, glossy fur, as beautiful as that of the seal, and much thicker. The hump on the buffalo utmost entirely disappears on this .cross, and with it tho shaggy inano for which buffaloes have always been noted. Thero are now twelve of these sealed buffalo, ami the cross promises to become a successful and valuable breed. They loso their wild traits and become so easily domesticated as are our common cattle uuder like circumstances. The Hudson's Bay Fur Coinpuuy is giv ing up busiuess because furs are no longer to be had, and the sealskin buffalo, many of which show fur marked like a tiger, wiUdoubtless become a valuable product in pCrthorn climes, whero the winters are too cold for the common breeds of cattle to succeed. The Chicago Herald narrates that an employe of the Louisville & Texas Railroad at Hawesville, Ky., dreamed that a switch was misplaced, uud that a fast train was due. He awoke so deeply im pressed with tho vision that he went out to the switch at ouco to see if all wero safe. Ho found it misplaced, as he had dreamed. A fast train was nearly due, which, with the switch as he fouud it, would have crashed into a train on tho sidetrack iu which sixty men were asleep. Tho incident is of interest to hypnotists and dream student peihaps, but it throws no new light on the niiuylaced switch question. Passengers, as a rule, would still prefer to trust to the man that is wide awake rather than to the man that dreams. The Hawesville man's dream was opportune and truthful this time, to be sure, but he is just as likely some other time to dream that the switch is all right when really it is all wrong. TO-MORROW. 1 Mad for joy Iu the sunshiny sky, The lark were singing sweet and loud; Silent the whit clouds glistened on high. And the sea gleamed far away like eload. Brown bees were humming amongst the brown And ruby wallflowers; straight and tall The lily Ufted IU silver crown; Th tulips laughed by tha mossy wall. True lovers girl and a boy we strayed Down the alleys green, with Love for third, While dreamily mournful the fountain played. Singing a song that we never heard "Be y as hopeful and blithe as ye may; To-morrow keeps never the bloom of to day!" The larks are silent, the sky is gray, The sea is hid In a chilly shroud; The blossoms that opened yesterday Lie torn on the grass in a pallid crowd. The ruby wallflowers droop in the rain; The lily has soiled her silver crown; The tulips hid by the wall in vain The pitiless wind bent their glory down. How changed Is the world in a few short life, how changed! Now 1 walk alone And hear, while the deathful tempest lours, The fountain sing as my heart make moan "Be y as hopeful and blithe as ye may; To-morrow keeps nover the bloom of to day !" Shirley Wynne, in Onet-a-Wttk. JANE. Her name was Jane. Though lris tory has thrown a halo around the name, and the lyric muse has embalmed it in that sweetost of songs, "My Pretty .laae," we are apt to think of the girl called Jane as a plain homebodv, useful but not ornamental. Her sisters, the Eleanors, Maudes and Rosamonds, gen erally look to her to keep the house in order, and see to it that their comfort is not disturbed, and she is equal to tho responsibility. She does her duty, and moro than her duty, if one can do that, without complaint, indeed, cheer fully. But complaisant though she be, Jane usually has a will of her own, and, when circumstances require her to do so, makes it known. Such a girl was Jane Lewis. She had put the house in order that is, she had done all those little things which the best of servants will slight, and which go so far in making up tho sum of those home comforts dear to the Anglo-Saxon heart and was seated in her own tidy cham ber, sowing. While she was thus en gaged her two sisters came in. They had been making a round of calls and were" very elegantly dressed Jane, in her pluiu calico, looking almost like a servant by contrast. "Aro you making thoso things for your trousseau?" asked Edith, the eld est, eyeing contemptuously several gar ments lying on the tablo at her sister's elbow. "Yes," said Jane, with gentle sweet ness. "Are they not nice?" "Oh, they are nicely made, I dare say," said Edith "you always sew nice ly but if I were going to be married, I wouldn't put a stitch in for myself, and I wouldn't have a garment that wasn't trimmed with the finest lace." "I too, Ethel," said Julia, who was the youngest of the three sisters. "When I am married I shall have my trousseau from Paris." "But where would be the use of my having anything so fine?" said Jane, "as I know I would have to come back to plain clothes when the wedding things are worn out. A costly wardrobe would not suit tho circumstances in which I shall find myself when I am married, and I don't like incongruities." "Well, I supposo you are right," said Edith; "but I will never marry a man who cannot support mo in the style to which I have been accustomed." "Pcrhuiis you will not have the choice," said Jane, looking lovingly up into her beautiful sister's face. "What do you mean?" asked the other shaiply. "You are not in the habit of saying ill-natured things, Jane, and if your determination Jo marry a poor uiau and and one far beneath you in in spite of the objections of your family " "Don't say any moro, dear," said Jane, quietly. "I didn't intend to be ill-natured at all. I only meant that your heart will have something to say when the time comes, and you do not know what that something will be. When yours speaks, Edith, as it will in time, I fancy it will astonish yourself more than any one else." "I heard somebody toll Edith she has no heart," said Julia, laughing. "I should consider it an unpardonable offense were any one to tell me that," said Jane. "Oh, it was only some nonsense," said Edith, her face turning red. Jane Lewis was going to be married to a young man of whom her family disap proved that is, her mother and sister; and she had been given to understand that her father was of their way of think ing. Not that John Wurd was un worthy he was truly worthy of any womau's love and of any man's respect; but he was at least they considered him so their social inferior. He was an architect aud building con tractor; but his father had been a brick mason, and he himself had served his ap prenticeship to the trade, stepping up to the higher rung of the ladder naturally and with a confidence engendered by his ervice at the bottom. In due course of time John and Jane were married. They went quietly to the church, one bright morning, accom panied by the parents and sisters of the bride and a few particular friends, and as soon as the ceremony was over, drove to the railroAVl station and took the train that was to carry them to a pleasant lit tle village where they proposed to spend their honeymoon. Five years had passed, and John Ward and his wife, who had begun their wedded life in a very small cottage, were living ia a house of considerable sue and remarkable for its beauty and the com fortable arrangement of its interior. It was a model residence, designed and erected by the young architect himself, who was already a man well-to-do in tho world. They had three children, and were as happy 89 people can reasonably expect to be. The only cause they had for any un happinces was the unhappiness of another Julia. She had married a man sup posed to be very wealthy, had sent to Paris for her trousseau, and there had been a grand wedding. But her hus band had turned out to be a scamp, and after getting all ho could out of his father-in-law, beside forging his name to a noto for a large amount of money, had disappeared. Edith had fulfilled Jane's prophecy and married a poor man for love a man of good family, but feeble character, whom her father had given a place in his mer cantile establishment, though he was ill fitted for it. While June had lived in a modest cot tage, neither her sister nor mother had thought it incumbent on them to keep up those intimate relations with her and her family which the natural tics of close kinship would have seemed to demand. But she, having regard to her filial duty, had not let that influence her own con duct, visiting her old home as frequently as circumstances permitted, though she could not help feeling that she was not as welcome as she should have been. Her marriage low marriage her sisters chose to consider it had not only shut her out of the charmed circle of fashion, but seemed to have affected her standing in the family circle as well. Her mother had treated her with a sort of condescending affection, but her father's manner to her bod never changed. The quiet, undemonstrative old man had seemed to look upon her frequent ap pearance among them as a matter of course, often returning her calls, taking tea with her and her husband, and stay ing sometimes until quite late talking with them, so that Jane was wont to won der if he ever really did disapprove of her marriage with John Ward. The coolness if it may be so called on the part of tho female members of her family had, in a measure, disappeared as Wurd's worldly circumstances had im proved, though neither Juno's mother nor sisters could entirely get- over the fact that his father had been a brick ma son. When the two girls were married they affected to look upon him as the iuferior of their own husbands, though one was a worthless scamp and the other a poor,characterless fellow, who had spent the greater portion of his life thus far in lounging about and looking hand some for the delectation of just such silly women as they were. One evening John and his wife were sitting a!onc,he looking over some draw ings aud she sewing, while they talked together. It was late ; the little ones had long be6n in bed, and they were some what surprised to hear the tinkle of the door bell. John answered the summons himself, and returned to the sitting room accompanied by Mr. Lewis. "It is rather lato," said tho old gentle man, kissing his daughter an unusual demonstration of atlcction on his part "but I was passing and thought I would drop in for a few minutes." "We are always glad to have you come, papa," said Jane; "and I only wish we lived near enough to see you every day." Sir. Lewis was silent for a few min utes, and then he asked rather abruptly: "Isn't that cottage over on the corner of tho street for rent?" indicating the direc tion of the corner in question with his thumb. "Yes, Mr. Lewis," said Ward, looking curiously at his guest ; "it has been for rent several mouths. Nobody seems to care to occupy it, it is in such a dilapi dated condition." "But it could be repaired and made habitable." "Of courss at considerable expense." "What interest can an old house liko that have for you, pupa?" asked June. "I was just thinking it might be mado a very pleasant homo for people of mod erate moans," replied Mr. Lewis. "It's a pity it has been allowed to go to rack. This place belongs to you, John, doesn't it?" "Yes," replied Ward. "I bought the lot with the first money that I earned over and above my expenses. But I thought you knew it belonged to me us, I should say; for what is mine is Jane's, and what is her's is mine. There is no division of interests with us is there, Jane?" "No, indeed," said Jane, laughing, "if there were I should be a pauper." The next moment she regret'ed the last words, for she saw a look of pain flit across her father's face. Jane had re ceived nothing from him, and as he was believed to be a veiy wealthy man, what had inadvertently escaped her lips sound ed like a reproach. "What I meant," said the old man, hesitating a little in his speech now, "was that there is no incumbrance no mortgage?" "None whatever," said John, a little proudly. "The property is ours, iu fee simple, every plunk, every nail in it." "That's well, that's well," said Mr. Lewis. "Every married man should havo a home of his own, if he possibly can no matter how modest it may be." "Your father seems a little odd to night," said John, when the old man was gone. "Do you think there cau be anything wrong with him?" asked Jane, anxiously. "Well, it did appear to me that there was a troubled look iu his face." "Ob, but John," said the wife, "you know that he always has a serious ex pression." "It is something more than serious to night," said Johu. "But I have been very foolish to tell you this, my dear; it will only worry you, aud, perhaps, after ull, it is merely a fancy of mine." But Jane had noticed the troubled look on her father's face, though she had tried to persuado herself that it was only his usual gravity a little more pronounced, perhaps, yet nothing to cause anxiety, at all events, About a week after this visit, the min ister who officiated in the church which the family attended called upon tho Wards. This was nothing unusual, but the hour that he choso on this occasion was most unusual. It was very early in the morning, when the household was just beginning to stir. Mr. Baxter asked to see Mr. Ward, and after a short conference with him John went up to his wife's room. When he appeared again he was holding Jane's hand, keeping it in his as he led her down tho stairs. His manner toward her was even more gentle than usual, and the way in which he led her, as though sho were a little child, seemed strange. She looked up iu his face inquiringly, and saw there a grave expression that filled her with a vague sense of uneasiness. "What is it, John?" she asked, as they wero about to enter the sitting loom. "Mr. Baxter will tell you, my dear," replied John, pressing her hand. Jane wa sure now that something dreadful had happened, and she was so dazed when she entered tho room that her husband had to put his arm around her and lead her to the sofa, on which he gently placed her, taking his seat be side her. "Mrs. Ward Jane," ea'd the minis ter, "you were always a sensible girl one to be relied on, and wo rely cn you now your husband and I." "Yes, Jane," said John, pressing hei hand. "O, John!" said Jane, resting hei cheek against his shoulder and looking up in his fsco with tearful eyes, "tell me what it is, tell me don't keep me in thii suspense." John looked at the preacher, whe nodded his head. "Do you remember, dear," he said, "the last time your father was here 1 told you he had a troubled look?" "Yes, I remember," replied Jane tremulously. "Something has happened to him. He has met with some misfor tunehe is ill. What is it ?" She had lifted her head from her hus band's shoulder and drew a little back, still looking in his face. What she saw there told of worse than illness. "Oh!" she cried, letting her head drop upon his breast, "I know! I know I Papa is dead." Mr. Baxter quietly left the room, and John Ward sat silently holding his weep ing wife in his arms. After awhile he said a few smoothing words to hor, and then suggested that they should go to her mother. "Yes," she said gently, "that is where I ought to be. We will go at once." Mrs. Lewis was overwhelmed with grief. Frivolous though she had been, and fond of foolish display, she had loved her husband how dearly she had never known uniil he had passed out of her life. Edith and Julia had been all the morn ing in their own rooms, crying and sob bing intermittently, and looking over the fashion plates for the styles in which they should have their mourning made, leaving their mother alone with her grief ; and when Jane came she clung to her as to a stay of comfort. Much of Jane's time was now devoted to her mother, who could not bear to have hor away from her for any great length of time. "Ah, Jane, my dear," she said one day, "little do we think when we are wasting time on the follies of the world, how very short life is, and how soon we may have to part with those we love. Never, my child, let anything win you away from the side of your husband ; for if you do, the timo will come when you will thing with regret of the many, many hours lost to you and him, for tho sake of things that give no real happi ness." "You need have no fear of that, mamma," said Jane; "there is nothing the world can offer that would induce me to spend an hour away from John that could be spent with him." When Mr. Lewis's u Hairs were wound up, it was found that there was little of his once considerable wealth left for tho widow and children. The house in which they lived was heavily mortgaged and had to be soid ; but the old man had purchased the cottage he had inquired about, the night of his last visit to Jaue, probably with the expectation of soon having to give up the more expensive es tablishment, und this, under the super vision of John Ward, and at his expense, was put in habitable condition. There Mrs. Lewis who had not been ignorant of her husband's embarrass ments, but bad paid little heed to his words when he confided in her took up her abode, with Edith and Julia and Edith's husband ; their iuterests and wel fare looked after by the Onco despised brickmasou's son. Ken Urlcunt Timet Democrat. Bologna Sausages. Bologna sausages of the best kind are composed of bacon and pea flour, chiefly flavored with garlic and cloves. And when the bacon is old, but sound, such sausages aru both highly nutritious and wholesome and possessed of excellent keeping qualities, well adapted to their most extensive use by laborers, travelers, soldiers in camp and others who have not the means of cooking at hand. They rarely spoil, but being partaken of with out cooking, there is some danger of trichina the more if the hogs from which the bacon was made were fed on garbage nod the bacon was not well cured before it'was used. Samaritan. China t'luy. The porcelain clays of China differ from those of Europe in containing a large percentage of white mica, or, as it is called, "muscovito," According to a re cent analysis of M. Georges Yogt, the "yeouko" clay, a fusible sort, used for .glaze, consists of 52.9 parts of quartz, i31.3 parts of muscovito, 13.4 of soda felspar, ii of carbonate ot lime and 1 of 'hydratad silica. Petuu-Ue clay contains I no less than 40.6 percent, of muscovite, ) which indeed is a common ingredient of i the soil in the Flowery Land. Its pres- jence in porcelain clays evidently helps to account lor taelrtraubluceacy. iautU i. j THE HORRORS OF SIBERIA, A POLITICAL PRISONERS rOTJB. TEEN LONOr TEAES OF MISERY. Count TaneowRkl Tells How Tie Walked SOOO Mile With Heavy Chains on His Ankles. Count Langowski, m he would be cn titled to be called iu Polund, though preferring plain Frank Langowski, re sides in Detroit with his wife and two children. He is very short of stature, very thick set, very white-haired, though only fifty-four years old, and very cheer ful in disposition, notwithstanding his sufferings entitle him to be known as n man of many sorrows. He speaks eight languages, in one of which he detailed to a representative of the Free Preu the thrilling story of his life, how for four teen years he was a political prisoner in the wilds of Siberia hated, despised, beaten with stripes, starved nnd frozen. "It was in 1863 that the Poles re belled against Russia, " said ho in very fair English. "I was then twenty-seven years old, single, and lived with my fa ther, Count Langowski, on a largo farm near Warsaw. My father's estate was large, and ho was one of the leading no blemen of the Stnte. The rebel general, Taczanowski, billeted 500 of his troops upon us, and although our family had in nowise participated in tho revolt, to re fuse the levy meant extirpation. There fore my father acquiesced. Against these 600 troops Russia sent 3700 men and sixty cannon. The battle was short and dceicive, resulting in the killiugand capturing of the whole 500. Six horses from our stables that had been pressed into the service were killed and two of our men who were driving. The third man was whipped nearly to death after the capture and then bayoneted. I was taken prisoner and soon set out with hundreds of others on our way to Siberia. Think of a journey of over 3000 miles on foot, requiring thirteen months, with heavy chains on each ankle and chained by the wrist to another in a gang of one hundred. That is the way we made tho trip, most of the time tho weather being bitterly cold with tho meanest kind of clothing, and only allowed seven copecks, less than five cents, a day for food. At night wc slept in etapes, long, low log or stone sheds erected every ten miles along the way, more often without fire than with it, always hungry, always cold, nnd al ways in pain from the galling chains. At last, after thirteen months of misery, wo arrived at tho end of our journey to en counter worse misery still. I was set to work in the quicksilver mines. Three months is as long as any human being can stand it to work in thoso mines. Many die in tho mines aud many soon after leaving them. Tho fumes of the mercury rot the bones, loosen the teeth and leave the man a total wreck. When I had partly regained my health after this experience, I, with others, was set to digging holes in the ground. The holes were not designed for any use whatever, but were dug just to keep us at work, and it was while thus engaged that I received my first whipping. I was too weak to smooth the side of the hole as the officer wanted it, and simply told him so. For that I was taken to the whipping bench, laid on my face and fastened down by three thongs, one of which was passed over tho neck,one over the body nnd one over tho legs, so arranged that a man cannot make the least movement. I received eighty blows with the knout, and was two months and a half in tho hospital beforo I could leavo my bed." "How arc these knouts constructed?" ho was asked. "They aro stout leather, the poiuts of tho lushes heavily loaded with lead, and a blow from them iu tho bands of a strong man is as bad as a stroke from a policeman's club. I have seen mon killed at the third stroke. After my first whipping I received another of 125 lashes for calling a soldier a dog who bad bayoncttcd a prisoner in cold blood. I was almost killed and it was nearly a year before I could resume work. Tho scenes of brutality to be witnessed on all sides wcro simply frightful. The killing of prisoners by the soldiers was terrible. They were under no restraint whatever, .ind the poor prisoners wero even killed for uttering the slightest word in protest against the most horrible murders. Out of the 90,000 prisoners sent to Siberia by the Russian Government ut the end of the rebellion I don't believe 5000 ever got back alive. And not one of them guilty of a crime, but simply prisoners of war. But if the fate of the men was hard, that of the women was infinitely more so. They wero whipped with stout gads instead of the knout that is the only differenco I was ever able to ob serve." "How are prisoners fed?" "They are divided into squads of 100, with two soldiers, two cooks aud a baker to each squad. Ono day's rutionsfor the whole 105 consists of ten pounds of meet, ten pouuds of barley aud ten pounds of sauerkraut and two pounds of black bread per mau. The meat, barley und sauer kraut aro all cooked in a mess, and while the soldiers, cooks and baker live well, all that is left for the 100 is dishwater." "How long wero you sentenced for?" "Six years as a prisoner iu chains, and six years as a prisoner under surveillance. At the end of six years I was obliged to support myself, but was required to re port myself daily to a certaiu officer. I supported myself by making cigarettes, and then, ufU;r thirteen years, was given a passport back to Poland. A man can not travcthalf a mile in Russia without a passport. I begged my way from town to town, and when about half way back received some money from my sister. On reaching home I found an order from the Czar, requiring me to quit Poland within twenty-four hours on pain of death. I hud just time to marry the girl I was betrothed to aud hurried awuy to Cracow, thence to Antwerp, where a Polish friend assisted me to America. I have been hero ten years, and although I am very poor, nothing on earth would induce me to leave American soil." SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTSIAL. Tho climate of China is said to be growing not only colder but drier. In the Atlantic Ocean there aro about eighty-three pounds of salt to every ton of water. A revolution in coal mining is ex pected from tli uso of a machine oper ated by electricity. There is a great demand for metal furniture of all kinds in Australia on ac count Of the ravages of the white ant. Galvanized wire netting is being large ly sold for lawn, garden and shrubbery purposes, for which it is admirably adapted. Tho coldest spot on earth is Verko yansk, in Siberia, where the mean win ter temperature is 48. C decrees below rcro, Centigrade. As a rule it seems that lepers do not suffer severe pain, and tho average length of life at Molokai, Hawaian Islands, is about four years. Cable messages arc received by an in strument known as the sypbon recorder, which squirts a small jet of ink on a paper ribbon as the current is made or broken. There are said to bo at least a hun dred thousr.nd acres of phosphate rock scattered through the western part of Florida. The deposits average ten feet in depth, and are rich in phosphate of lime. Experts claim that if steel ships are kept properly painted with good paint, nnd tho plates properly "pickled," they would last as long as iron, otherwise they would elcteriorate more rapidly than iron ships. Electric traction is said to be fairly booming in London. Iu a few weeks a line of omnibnsses run by electricity is to be started. They will ba driven by storage batteries, and will have a seating capacity for twenty-six pas?ngers. The thistle at the antipodes seems to attain a most vigorous growth. Its root penetrates to a depth of from twelve to twenty feet ; and this root, even when cut into small pieces, retains vitality, each pieeo producing a new plant. A weak galvanic current, which will sometimes cure a toothache, may be gen erated bv placing a silver coin on one side of the gum nnd a piece of zinc on the other. Rinsing tho mouth with acidulated water will iucrcxsc the effect. Tlio greatest electric rnilroad which has been planned is the one proposed in Russia, between St. Petersburg and Archangel, a distance of 500 miles. The plan is to erect stutions along the route for the generation of electricity. The estimated cost is only about $15,000 a mile. The projected railroad to the summit of Jungfrau, in Switzerland, contem plates tho boldest mountain engineering yet ventured upon. Tho line, which is to consist of a continuous series of tun nels, is intended to rise in a distance of a little over four miles from an nltitude of 2800 feet above tho sea to the lofty heighth of 13,600 feet, with grades of from thirty-three per cent, to ninety eight per cent. or practically perpen dicular. A neat application of electricity to do mestic uses is a miniature pumping plant. With the use of no more current than suffices for a couple of incandescent lamps, it will pump one hundred gallons an hour or to, and keep the house tank full without a particle of attention. These little electrical devices to lighten labor in tho household are particularly com mendable, aud as the electrical light aud power becomes more widely available, will doubtless increase in number and utility. Tattooing tho BoJy. Tattooing is by no means confined to the Polynesians, but this "dermal art" is certainly carried by them to extent which is uuequaled by any other people. It pervades all tho principal groups ol islands, und is practiced by all classes, though to a greuter extent by the Mar quesuns and New Zcalunders than uuy other. By the vast number of them it is adopted simply as a personal ornament, though there are some grounds for be lieving that tattoo may, in a few cases and to a small extent, be looked upon a badge of mourning or a memento of a departed fr! .d. Like everything else in Polynesia, its origin is related iu a le gend, which credits its invention to the gods and says it was tirst practiced by the children of Taaroa, their principal deity. The sous of Taaroa and Apouvaru were the gods of tattooing, and their images wero kept in the temples of those who practiced the art as a profession, and to them petitions are offered that the figures might bo handsome, attract attention and otherwise accomplish the ends for which they submitted themselves to this painful operation. Tho coloring matter was the charcoal or thecuudlenut mixed with oil, uud the instrument used was a needle mado of fish-bone, ami a thread which was drawn through the skin, after which puncturing the black coloring matter was injected with instruments made for the purpose. To show auy signs of suffering uuder the operation is looked upon as disgraceful, and accordingly, iu some of the islands, while the operation is going on the youug man undergoing it will lay bis head on tho lap of his sister or some young relation, while a number of female friends will keep up a song, so as to drown the murmuring which the torture may draw from him inadvertently, and that, therefore, he may not bo demeaned in the eyes of his countrymen who aru present as spectators. Chicago Herald. Fish Carried iu a Tornado. At Swayzue the other day tho residents were catching fish out ot the pools and puddles made by a night's terrific raiu. Later, when tho water suuk iuto the ground, sunfish und shiners by the thou sands strewed the grouud. There is uo Btreuiu within four miles of Swuyzie, uud the theory is that these fish were caught up by a small tornado and deposited where they were found. Indianajiolit (Jnd.) Journal, LONG AGO. I once knew all the birds that rains And nested in our orchard trees, For every flower I had a name My friends were woodehucks, toads and bees; I knew where thrived in yonder glen What plants wcriid soothe a stone-bruised toe Oh, I was very learned then, But that was very long ago. I knew the spot upon the hill Where checkerberrics could be found, I knew the rushes near the mill Where pickerel lay that weighed a pound ! I knew the wood the vory tree "Where lived tho poaching, saucy crow, And all tho woorls and crows knew me But that was very long ago. And pining for the joys of youth, I tread the old familiar spot Only to learn this solemn truth; I have forgotten, am forgot. Yet here's this youngster at my knee Knows all the things I used to know; To think I onco was wiso as he But that was very long ago. 1 know it's folly to complain Of whatsoe'er the fates deeres. Yet, were not wishes all in vain, I tell you what my wish should be : I'd wish to be a boy again, Back with the friends I used to Unow, For I was, oh, so happy then But that was very long ago. Eugene Field, in Youth's Companion. HUMOR OP TUB DAY. A health resort Quinine. A summer complaint It's too hot. An angler fishes with baited breath. The saddest words of tongue or pen. Are these sad words: ".Say, lend me ten.n Receipt for dropping eggs Let go of them. A supreme court decision Getting married. Washington Witr. Littlo Bertie "Does the sun tan you?" Little Reginald "No, tho father." "I always had nn idea you wero his friend." "I used to be but I loaned him i?50 once." "Who wroto the 'Story of a Hansom Cub?'" "I don't kuow. Some hack writer, I imagiuc." It is probably because lovo makes tho world go 'round that it makes so many people giddy. Purl: It is said there are more ways than ono to kill a cat, but the majority of them are failures. Picayune. Corn is nn emblem of peace, but it is never npprcciutcd until it gets on its car. Binghamton llepuhlican . The mercury goes climbing up, The sunshine slippoth down. And every soul with cash in hand, Prepares to jump the town. Washington Star. Most creatures aro entirely harmless when they aro asleep. But tho moth docs the most mischief when it is taking a nap. Puck. In a school-examination on mineral ogy "Where are diamonds found in tho greatest nbuudancc?" "At the pawn broker's." Judge. We don't suppose there ever was a mau who did not envy the freedom with which a barefooted boy gets around on a rainy day. Atchison I! lobe. "There's piles of money in our lamp chimneys." "Why, they break as soon as you light tho lamp." "That's where tho profit comes in." Bazar. "I see that a noted thief out west swallowed a vuluable shirt stud to escupe detection." "Sort of diamond in the rough, ch?" American Grocer ,, He dealt in horses and cattte and feed. And he'd heard I wanted a "muloy." So he wrote: "If a first-class mule you need, Please don't forget yours truly. -I.iaht. "Ho is a very origiual boy, that son of yours. I think he is bound to riso in the world." "I don't know. It's a hard thing to get him to rise in tho morning." Bazar. A railroad across the desert of Sahara is projected. As it does not strike an oasis throughout tho whole distance it will not be easy to water the stouk. Boston Globe. Wife "What makes you so pale?" Husband "I just dodged Hardup. If he had seen me ho would have hit me hard." "Hit you? What for?" "Ten dollars." Chicago Inter- Ocean. Mr. Jason "I saw something to-day that would make man's hair stand ou end." Mr. Jason "Gracious! What was it?" Mr. Jason "A bottlo of mucilage." Ttrrt Haute Furjireu. To "kiss but not hMI," though in theory good, la iu practice a failure, my brothers; A ,;. i.. lii.. ........... I. I ... .... ..........I From one persou's lips to another's. Kate rietiVu Washintjton. Mamma "I am tired of your chattor, Johnny; you had better go to bed." Johnny "Aro you very tired, mamma?" Mamma "Yes, very tired!" .lolmuy "Then, why don't you go to bed V" -Ihaton Herald. Because a man who hawks eggs through the street hawks hawks' eggs too, it does not necessarily follow that a uiuu who haw ks hawks, hawks eggs too, nor that a man who hawks hawks, hawks hawks' cvgs too Flmire Gazette. Oritfiu of the Term ".Washer." Tho word masher is sometimes said to be a corruption of tho French ma cherie. Hut this is ouo of tho many iuUuncea of an ingenious etymology lne surface plausibility imposes on tho uuscholarly. Far moro likely is the derivutiou from tho Gypsy word mashavu, to fascinate by the eye. Charles G. Lcl.uul, in "Tho Gypsies," credits this etymology. "Aud thus it was," he savs (page 10S), "that Ueso black-eyed beauties, Vv mashing men for many i;iueiations..th ihafts shot sideways uud most wantonly, at last sealed their souls into tlio comer of their eyes, us you have heard before," And iu afoot-nole, he explains: "Mashiug, a word of Gypsy origiu (mashavu), mean ing fascination by the eye, or talking iu.'' Chicago J'wt,