THE FARM AND GARDEN. CARB OF FA UK STOCK. Every farmer should cmcfully study the tnhlcs gent out liy our experimental stntions, giving food vrIuos of different kinds of forapu and grain, and the food requirements of animnls of all sizes ntiil under various conditions. Having done mis, no should study how his various kinds should be mixed, and what should he given of each one, or what should ho added to make it better adapted to their wants. J lie cow that is civinjf milk wants other food from the dry one. The norso that works all day upon tho team should not feed in the same way as tho fast trotting horse, having only moderate exercise two or threo times a week, and the amount should vary with weight and age to a certain extent. Hut with the knowledge gained from theso tables should go something of experience and good juilirnicnt, ami a constant watchful ncs.. To know just w hat any individual animal can eat and digest, nnd to vary loon as they may require it, cannot be learned anywhere but iu tho presence of tho animal. Tho truly successful feeder must lovo his animals, and be in such sympathy with them that ho will know when anything is wrong with them, as quickly as tho mother does with her in fant that caunot talk. American Culti vator. rnopF.R FKEDrxo. Tho amount of food digested by any animal is the basis of tho product. To increase the digestive ability of the ani mal is a great step in the improvement of dairy stock, and this should bo made ft special point in tho rearing of calves. But as animals differ considerably in this natural ability and as food that is not di gested is wasted or becomes a cause of disease, every farmer should take pains to measure the capacity of his animals in tliis respect and make a note of it for his guidance. 'When food is left uncon sumcd the ultimate point of digestive ability is reached, add the quantity con sumed should be made tho special ration of that animal. In feeding calves tho ration should be made up of tho most nutritious food, but not such as contains much fat. Skimmed milk, always given warmed to eighty degrees, with ground oats and bran iu moderate proportions at first, and gradually increased, is the best for them. In feeding cows the product of milk nnd butter should bo made a test for tho quantity of food given. As long as an increase of product is noted the feeding may bo gradually increased, but speciul care is to be observed as to tho result of the feeding upon tho ani mal's health. Tho first outward result wilt bo noted in tho condition of the udder with a decrease in the milk pro duct, and this is to bo watched very closely. Kew Yorh Times. DETRIMENTAL DAMPNESS. "Wei, mucky, black soil should be kept for hay, and even this will be deficient in nutriment as compared with hay from rich, dry upland. Tho soft, succulent herbage grown on damp soil is deficient in bone-making material, and the moist ure of tho land tends to make the feet, of pastured stock soft and unsound. The hoofs of horses reared on dry mountain land can go unshod without injury, while a case of footrot in sheep is never heard of; nor have sheep ever been seen feed ing upon their knees because of excessive wearing upon the stony soil. Dry pas ture is productive of sound animals, with good bone, sound, tough hoofs and good, hardy constitutions; while weak, tonderfooled and lymphatic animals all coino from soft, undrained fields where tho herbage is rank and watery. Drain age of such fields is imperative for tho good condition of tho stock; it is indis pensiblc for their health and sound lungs. To breathe the vapors from wet ground is injurious, and in investigating the causes for disease which affects somo herds and flocks more than others, the characters of tho soil should be the first element con sidered. The prevailing diseases of any season are found where animals have been kept on wet pasture or in damp stables, aud tho splenic fever, blackleg and tuberculosis of cattle, and pinkeye and influenza of horses, may in nearly every instauce bo traced back to this in jurious effect of undrained land or damp buildings. eu York Tribune. HE WAS CONVERTED TO FNSILAGE. A neighbor who doesn't keep cows had been buying his supply of butter from another neighbor. The buyer had con vinced himself that ho possessed very keen discernment, and had formed a prejudice against ensilage, believing uot only that it spoiled butter, but that he detected a bad flavor ut once in butter manufactured from this food. On meet ing the sou of bin butter making friend nue day, ho gave orders to bo informed M soon as the silo was opened, and he would procure his butter elsewhere. The boy reported the order to his father, who quietly forbado any such proceediug. After a while the silo was opened and the cows fed judiciously for four weeks. Then oue oveuing tho dairyman called upon nis customer in a friendly way, and In the courstj of conversation the con sumer repeated the request to be in formed when the silo was to bo opened. The dairyman remarked: "Very well, I sup pose you havo found the butter all right so far." "0, yes," was the immediate response. "So far it is all right." "Ha, ha I" laughed the farmer, "1 have been giving my cows all tho ensilage they would cut for a mouth." "There, " said the wife of tho buyer, "I told you that our butter had been much improved dur ing tho last four weeks." The result was a complete conversion of the neighbor who supposed he so disliked ensilage products. The moral of this is, that if a cow's ration be judiciously balanced, the milk, cream or butter will be above luspiciou. It is natural for the cow to give a good product, but she must be fed Kood food regularly and in sensible quan tities aud proportions. HomestuiJ. FKKDINQ FOR KGOS IN WINTER. At this season of the year, wheu eggs command a high price, the main object with all who keep poultry for profit is to force the egg production up to the highest possible point, i-iiys Kiuery S. l'ugh in the American L'ultie it It would bo well, however, to u lirt a few of the choicest fowls from the flock to be u.sed for breed ing purposes, aud placa them iu a sepa rate apartmeut, ami not stimulate them to egg production until egL'S are wauted for hutchiug purposes. if this is done you will have better chicks than you otherwise would. Fowls forced to their utmost now w ill not produce such strong, vigorous offspring as those that are nut. The first requisite toward tilling tho f&i btwkvt in worm pkt for your feathered friends. Without comfortable quarters for them you cannot hope for many eggs in winter. If you have such a place give for their morning feed a mash composed of one part boiled and mashed vegetables, ono part corn meal and ono part shorts or midlings. Small potatoes, carrots, parsnips or turnips, any or all aro good for this purpose. Mix this feed up with hot water. Do not make it sloppy, but as thick as you can stir it. Add to this two or threo times a week, a dash of red pepper, and about once a week a little sulphur. Feed it while warm, not hot. Onions chopped fine and added to their morning feed are excellent, nnd will help to keep tho fowls in good health. Do not 'feed too mftny onions, however, or they will , impart to eggs a decidedly unpleasant flavor. 1 formerly fed my fowls threo times a day, but experience has taught mo that twico a dav is preferable. I gave the afternoon feed about 3 r. M., and I find a mixture composed of various grains, such as buckwheat, corn, oats, sunflower seeds ami wheat give the best results. Caution is required in feeding corn and sunflower seeds, as they havo a tendency to produce fat, and an ovcrfat hen will not lay. My plan of feeding corn is to give it to the fowls on the cob and let them pick it off. This gives them exer cise, which is very essential when they are confined in small pons. In addition to the above feed, some kind of green food is necessary. Suspend a head of cabbage by a string from tho ceiling, just high enough from tho floor so that tho fowls will be obliged to jump to get nt it. 1 hey will enjoy it greatly. I'robably the best green food that can be given them is clover hay, chopped fine and steamed. Let them have access to crushed oyster shells and broken bone at all times, and a feed of meat scraps onco a week is greatly relished. 'With the above small extra care your fowls should, and undoubtedly will, pay a handsome prolil. If they do not, perhaps tho most profitable plan will be to cut their heads off. FARM AND GARDEN NOTES. In early winter horses and cows should have specially good care. Tho hog, properly raised, is tho "nim ble sixpence'1 of the modern farm. There are quite as weighty reasons for keeping clean tho pens of hogs as tho stalls of horses. Look for whito scale on the bark of your apple trees. Otherwise the lice will destroy your tree. A mound of earth about a foot high around young trees is a common prevent ive of injuries by mice. There is something else to bo aimed at in breeding and feeding hogs besides the amount of lard they will make. It is as plain as the rising sun in a clear sky that the man who says that silago is the best food that can bo procured lor a cow is tho man who cares for tho com fort of his cows no further than to get a great quantity of a poor quality of milk. Large, smooth, juicy fruit can be ob tained only from thrifty wood in which tho sap-movement is free. While trying to reserve fruit-buds enough, therefore, and to have the head evenly filled with out risk by crowding and consequent ovcrshading, it is always desirable to re move wood that shows marks of weak growth and exhaustion. There is no danger "vhntever that ap ples, peaches, pears or any other useful Iruit will bo produced in excess of the demand. The truth is, demand keeps pace with production. People will use a great deal more fruit when it is plenti ful, and when they acquire the habit of using thoy retain it. There is perhaps no branch of farming that yields safer or more steady returns than orchard fruit. Why do varieties of potatoes run out? Because no special care is taken to se'.cct the best for seed. The old sorts are not to be found ; new sorts, without improve ment except as to carliness, taking their places. A selection of the fittest for seed will without doubt keep the variety vigorous and preserve its peculiar quali ties. To keep tho early sorts from sprouting until the time comes for plant ing requires a cool cellar and air-tight packages. The first sprouts make the more vigorous plants and produce more tubers. It seems sometimes a convenience to put stones out of the way, to pile them around a tree where the plow cannot come, but there is no surer way to de stroy the tree. The reason seems to be that the stones acts as a mulch, keeping the soil moist to tho very surface. This eucourages the root to grow upward near the top of the ground, and as the stone mulch does not prevent frost, the roots are frozen in and cannot furnish sap. Stoao heaps bhould especially be avoided around apple and other fruit trees, as they harbor mice, which eat the bark, thus girdling aud killing the tree. For a crop to pastuie, to rot on the hind or to plow under for manure, the pea-vine clover is superior to the medium or small variety. Hut it makes a very coarse hay, which can hard ly bo cured without heating or getting wet before it is drawn in. Thus kept, cattle and sheep reject the butts much as they do tho coarse butts of cornstalks. Considering the extra trouble there is in curing tho lorge variety, tho smaller is preferable for hay. In fact, it will prob ubly give more feed in first and second crop than the large kind. Owing to its stronger growth, the pea vine is less liable to wiu'-ti-kill thun the common variety of clover. No Nickels for Nevada. "This talk about introducing copper cents in San Franciso reminds me of the attempts made to bring tive-ccut pieces into circulation in Virginia City," said General Daniel O'Counell. "A dime has always been tho smallest coin there, uud the nickels that men brought in their pockets from C alifornia had cither to stay there or be thrown away. No one in Virginia City would compromise the dignity of tho placo by accepting them. Finally a dry goo Is merchant returned from the city with a lot of the half-dimes. Jin didu't want to lose th'iin, sq he ad vertised a great twenty-cent sale. His scheme was to give the uiekels iu cliaage for the quarters that would be tendered for his bargains. Well, do you know, sir, that as soon us tho ladies got on to his scheme they just boycotted his place, uud within two months he hail to close his shop. That stopped the nickel busi ness, aud to this day a dime is the small est change you can get on the Coiustock. If there u lifleeu cents in change coming to you you losu rive cents, uud if you complained the whole town would jeer ut yoq, '' 'ifl,jf'Vwi9iv EMiniittr. , SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL The longest time thus far reported for an incandescent lamp to burn is 10,608 hours. Frofessor Newbury declares that ho has discovered signs that a man lived 60,000 years ago. Silk thread is soaked in acetato of lead to inrreaso its weight, and persons who pass it through tho mouth in threading needles, and then Into it off with the teeth, have suffered from lead poisoning. Strangers traveling through or sojourn ing in districts known to be abounding iu malarial fevers and ague, should dress in flannel clothing, avoid raw fruits, open air bathing aud night air, ami drink tea nnd coffee, or only water that lias been previously boiled. The relative values as foods of tho grains named below are given by Profes sor Wiley as, first, wheat; second, sor ghum; third, maize; fourth, ununited oats. Sorghum-seed furnishes n flour liko buckwheat, thnt makes passable bread, and is coniisg into considerable use. Vermilion wood has recently been used to somo extent in decorativo art work, being of a finer grain and darker color than mahogany, nnd taking a polish equally beautiful. A native of Sumatra, it does not grow to a largo size, nnd, ns the supply is limited, its commercial valuo is consequently enhanced. A compound of one part Greek pitch and two parts of burnt plaster is ap proved by French electricians as an insu lating substance, having the advantage of being unchanged in its insulating prop erty by great heat and moisture. 'When hot it can be applied with a brush, or it can be cast, turned and polished. Crushed slag is said to bo greatly su perior to dry earth as an absorbing nnd deodorizing material for earth closets, both on account of its extreme porosity, which makes tho uso of a smaller quan tity possible, and from its value as a fer tilizer, which is vastly increased by using it for tho purpose suggested. It is also cheap and plentiful. It appears that tempering drills need no longer be a painstaking aud pro tracted process. According to the dis covery made by a workman in the Car son (Xev.) Mint, drill poiuts may be so tempered, electrically, that they will penetrate the hardest steel or plate glass by being heated to a cherry red and theu driven into a piece of lead. Experiments by Dr. Pinel show that hypnotic patients will obey the direc tions conveyed to them mechanically by the phonograph as readily as they will obey living words. Hence, ho argues, the theory of animal magnetism that is, of a magnetic current passing from op erator to subject is baseless, and tho real cause of the pheuomena of hypno tism is a disordered mental state. Bosworth Smith, in a report on tho Kolar gold field, in Southern India, re cords somo finds of old mining imple ments, old timbering, fragments of bones, an old oil lamp, and broken pieces of earthenware, including a crucible, the remains of ancient mining operations. Ho expresses astonishment at the fact that the old miners were able to reach depths of two hundred or three hundred feet through hard rock, with the simple ap pliances at their command. Tho brilliant and beautiful white satin enamel applied to some of the French papers and cards is a composition con sisting of twenty-four parts by weight of paratlino and ono hundred parts of puro kaolin, very dry, and reduced to a fine powder. Before mixing with the kaolin the paraffino is heated to tho fusing point, and, on cooling tho mixture forms a homogeneous mass, which, when re duced to powder, is worked into a paste in a paint mill with warm water; tlifc is tho enamel readly for application, aud can be tinted us desired. IIoiv to Mate Canaries. "Now do you mate canary birds?1' re peated a fancier, after a patron's ques tion. "Why, take three or four birds of both sexes and hang up their cages nround in the same room. .They begin to chirp. Tho average observer would probably note nothing particular about their chirping, but, if his attention were called to it, he could soon observe that the birds select which one they will chirp to, and that certain couples begin chirp ing only to themselves. They drop their singing altogether, and only talk to each other in uninterrupted courtship. When tho style of address and speech and sentiments of the canaries please each other at this distance it is not al ways sure that they will mate. "They are easily deceived with each other, and after the marriage ceremony, which consists of putting them iu tho tame cage with tho hopeful blessings of the man who wants to raise some bird lings, they may fight like siiovcl uud tongs. But gecerally their voices pleas ing each other's ears signifies more than a mere flirtation and means they will lovo each other forever and ever. Just us when you see a young man and woman hauging over the same piano and chirp ing 'White Wings' together. It doesn't, always mean success in married life, but it usually does. I generally give u hen four or five eggs. She hatches them in three weeks, aud I get if apiece for all I can raise." Lancaster Examiner. A Shriek and Laugh Preserved. ' Among the speaking cylinders relig iously treasured by Inventor Edison ut Orange, N. J., is one that was impressed with the voice of the luto tragedian, John McC'ullough, when in the madhouso in which he died. With wonderful power and pathos he used to quote ut random passages from his favorite plays, but iu vuiialily ended cuch passage with that indescribable laugh of raving maniacs which thrill the blood iu the veius of tho most hardened to humuu sufferings and seutimcntality. That laugh was partly a shriek and partly a gasp, aud the two component parts an; rendered by the, phonograph with astounding realism 'cio Yvrk Hun. Magnificent Itest. Colonel W. C. Church, in his first ar ticle on the great iuventor, John Er icsson, in 'cril'Htr'tt relates that, as the last hoi r in the life of the great engineer was drawing to its close, hu called to his bedtvido his faithful friend and secretary, und, looking into his face with a smile, said: "Taylor, this rest is magnificent; more beautiful than words can tell." With his car in his hand n young man nauied McDcnnott ran frantically all over bcooptuwu, 1'euu., to find u doctor to sew the member on. It had been bitten oil duriuga row at u church fair. NEWS AND NOTES FOR WOMEN. Tho divided skirt is again a candidate for popular favor. In London nearly all the dinner table decoration with flowers is done by wo men. ; Pundita Ttamabal, tho Hindoo lady, has orgnnized a circlo of King's Daugh ters in India. 1 Novel silk petticoats nro mudo entire ly of smocking, which renders them very elastic and perfect fitting. Flat caps without vizors, plain or trimmed to match tho costume, are in high favor with young ladies and chil dren. Small wreathes of g.ild filigreo foliago, with a tuft of feathers and aigrette in front, aro fashionablo with full-dress coilTures. The newest handkerchiefs aro of fine, sheer, handspun linen lawn, embroid ered in fino threads with wheat garlands, lines of drawn work and dainty flower patterns. Among the new fans nro somo very pretty ones made of tho sheerest brown gauze, mounted upon brown violet wood ticks, painted with 'a flight of swallows or brown wrens. Miss Alico Sanger, tho President's type-writer and stenographer, is able to take a short hand dictation at the rato of 200 words a minute. Her spelling is said to bo absolutely perfect. The habit of asking for samples in the New York dry goods stores has grown io common that most of the larger shops have a special department now, devoted to satisfying this class of customers. Parisicnncs are carrying very large muffs. When made of material to match tho bonnet or costume, they are orna mented with quillings of laco and bows af ribbon with long streaming ends. A garniture for toques and largo hats, which is meeting with considerable fa vor, is a largo bow of plaited crepe lisse, which consists of two flaring ends caught in the middle with a tight knot. Some of tho recently imported gloves for evening wear aro elaborately trimmed with quillings of old lace, aud embroid eries near tho elbow in gold thread aud silk, usually tho monogram, of the wearer. The new shades of heliotrope and violet are so tempting that many ladies will be likely to choose them for gowns, in defiance of tho fact that to tho average woman they uie most trying nnd generally unbecoming. Handsome homo toilets aro made of soft camel's hair with velvet bars and stripes of vnrious rich tints. They are in close princesse shapes, and open over long front breadths of sheer wool or silk, bor dered with embroidery or rich Gothic passementeries. Some of the winter walking-gowns aro made with the most complicated vests nnd jacket-fronts, although severe and simplo enough in other respects. A de scription of not a few of these would sound like nu attempted explanation of a Chinese puzzle. A fancy of tho present season is for fragrant fans, mounted on sticks of san dal or violet wood, and made of delicate transparent materials, painted with land scape designs in subdued neutral tones of color, or with flowers conventionalized to faint, delicate hues. Mrs. Frank Leslie says that she prob ably knew as little about business nt tho time of her husband's death as any womuu in tho world. Her only qualification for her present position was her faculty for keeping her personal accounts, which was done with regularity nnd exactness. Mrs. Harrison has been obliged to give up all reading nnd china painting. To a friend she is reported to havo said: "The letters of the peoplo make me tho slave of my pen. I meet tho mail with a budget of letters. Write as briefly as I can, it is impossible for mo to get my writing tablo cleared." Five female sanitary'police are now established in Chicago,under the appoint ment of the Commissioner of Health, ac cording to an ordinance of the City Coun cil. The duty of the new female sanitary police is to inspect factories 8nd tene ments for tho protection of tho health of working women. 1 Tho newest belt buckles of gold or sil ver aro eight inches long and curved in ward to follow the figure. The material of the bodice is drawn down from the shoulders and side seams to meet in the buckle under the bust in a most becoming fashion. This fashion is especially suit able for soft Bilken fabrics, crepo and net. 4 y'i 9 Russian Wolrcs. A curious report was recently brought home by a traveler from Norway, which, if it be true, will go far to correct the accepted ideas concerning the wisdom of extirpating noxious animals in countries where they ubouud. It is snid that in one of tho northern provinces the rewnrd offered by Government for tho destruc tion of wolve had resulted iu their be coming practically extinct, nnd thus far there was every reason for congratulation. But it now appears that, uuknown to man, the Norwegian wolves had been constantly engaged in a patriotic war of self-defense against the voracious packs of liussinn Lapland; so long as their numbers wero undiminished they held their ground, and even continued to do fcr some time nftcr they had begun to be decimated by the miguided hostility of their human fcllow3. It would seem that there then supervened a period in wdiich the llussiun wolves assumed n wily Fabian policy, "biding their time" until the hand of man, stimulated, by Government blood money, hud finished its work. . Hurray1 1 Magazine. Orecen. tua I'aruillse ! Farmers. Mild, u'luuule uUmulu, ojrtaiu and atiaudarit crops. Host fruit, urtila. icr&M and ijuio coun try in the world. Full Information fraa. Ad dress Oreiiua lui'iural'u Board, t'orlland. Or. ' Beware of Imitations "TansiU's Punch." The Standard "I regard Hood's Sarttaparllla at having juutei above the grade of what are commonly called patent or proprietory me Jit luej,' said a well-known physician recently. "It ! fully entltlod to be considered a Htandard medicine, and hu won thU poultloji by iu undoubted merit and by the many remarkable cures It has efTectod. Kor tt alterative and tonic It hu never been equaled, and physicians are glad to have their patluuu take o reliable and trustworthy a medicine." N. B. IX you decide to take Uool'g SarsaparilU do not be Induced W buy any other. Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggist. 1; tlx for - freparedoQly by C. I. HOOD CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar iAt trwnt epidemic on thU eon. t riant, M Prell a on the continent of Europe, th pf nrworof Pneumonia and other fatal d.Muw, n principally a Catarrhal Int. am mat Inn nf the Mucous Membrane of the upper air pawnm. It rommmcea umlrirnly, and in ffimernlly at tended with an extreme degree of debility, with hih fever from the commenrrinent; marked pain In the head, Mionldcr and limn. f tid oppreenlnn of the chest, severe rouirh and Kile rxppcturatlnn, with a Icwi of anpotito and anmetlmee dlnrrhra; In the mnreenf a few day a, follow at time free expectorations and co id mm prntplratlon. ThediflenM' mut be driven out of the ytem In the Aral tasrtand not allowed to develop In to other of a more sorlou nature, which tuny become fatal. To do t hi the moet simple airent may be found in Kadwav's Itendy liltefand "Whore there in not diarrheal, Kwdwny's 1'illa. Take two to four of Had way's 1M1K before retiring at ntiiht. swallow thirty to nlxty drop of Keady Relief in a half tumbler of water; rub well, applied by the hand. Kadwuy'a Heady Heller to tho head, throat, chet, annul dera, back or limbs wherever the pain is fel'i iret Into a irooil sweat, cover up well, and avoid catchinu fresh cold. If not entirely curud, r ent the following nlRht, This treatment used before in similar epi demics, has cureti thousands, warded off pneu monia and other fatal diseases. There Is no better treatment than this for driving nut a cold. Physicians are not slways within call. It is jeopardizing human lifo to bj without such potent remedios as Htdway'a. A RPATTNOwa of Tins Angeles picked up a Fiair or troust-rs from a pile of i rift wood, tie ouud $1A In the pocket and a silver watch. Tear! st a, Whether on pleasure bent or business, should take on every trip a bottle of Syrup of Figs, ai it acta most pleasantly and effectually on tho kidneys, liver and bowels, preventing fevers, headaches and other forms of sickness. For nale In 50c and f 1 bottles by all leading drug gist. A nkw railway In Wisconsin :s called the AN sukeiua, Pewaukee, Ocunomowoc oi E.ist em." A Ureal lnrirU Js In store for all who use Kemp's Halsain for the Throat and Lung-, the great guaranteed remedy. Would you believe that U is sold on its merits and that any druzglH is authorized by the proprietor of this wonderful remedy to give you a sample bottle f re ? It never fails to cure acute or chronic coughs. All druggist sell Kemp's Hainan. Large bottles 60c aud $1. TitRRit are fifty manufactories of Imitation butter in Uermany. One factory produces daily tkJJU pounds from cocoanuts. A man who hns practiced medicine for 40 years ought to know enit from bugur; road what he (wiysi Toi-kdo, O., Jan. 10. 1887. Messrs. F. J. Cheney & Co. Gentlemen: I nave been In the general practice of mediclm for most 40 years, and would say that in all my practice and experience, have never seen a preparation that 1 could prescribe with as much confidence of success as 1 can Hall's Ca tarrh Cure, manufactured by you. Have pre ecribed it agreat many times and ltn effect is wonderful, and would say In conclusion that I have yet to lind a caso of Catarrh that, it would not enre, if they would take it accord ing io a tree uons. Yours Truly, 1. L. CiORsri rn. M. I. mP. L'lA Summit e will give $100 for any case of t'atarrh that cannot be cured with Hall's Catarrh Cure. Taken Internally. F. J. 1'iiKNKY A Co., Props,, Toledo, O. UT bold by DruggiMs, 75c. JrnoR Ohrsham says th it the Mnndrd of excellence in the legal profession , not as LikIi as it was tw vnt -five years ago. Kissed Another Man Wife. You scoundrel,' veiled young Jacah Green, At his good neighbor, lirown You kisMHl my wife niton the stroot I ought t knock you down.' That'a where you're wrong,'1 good Brown re plied, Tn accents mild nnd meek; "I kitted her, that I've not denied. Hut kissed heron the cheek and 1 did it because nhe looked si handsome the very picture of bounty ami health. What is the secret of iti" "Well," replied Green, 'Vinceyou ask it, l will telt you; bu ue Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. I accept your apology. Good night.' "Favorite Prescrip tion" is tho only remedy for the deltc ite de rangements and weaknesses of females, eold by druggists, under a joirWtiw i,uirantrr of giv ing satisfno.ion in every case, or money paid fur it returned For biliousness, sick headache. Indigestion and constipation, tuke Dr. Pierce's Pullet. NEtTnitn the Pope nor the dignitaries who are nearest to him in the Vatican, can spehk or read Euglish. If you wish to do the easiest and quickest week's washing you rtvr did, try Dohh ns's Klectrio boup next wnsh-dny. Follow tho di rections. Ask your grocer for it. Keen ou the market 4 years. Take no other. CnrxATOws. New York city, is rejoicing In the election of a new Muyor aud the arrival of a new doctor. Sciatic P" fcOs. 7... TRADE MARK Turo-MD .TheChas-A-VdgelerIJd N Y N V 3 AY'S READY RELIEF, THE GREAT CONQUEROR OF PAIN, Far Sprain. Itrulsea, Rarkache Pale In the Cheat er hlnr. Headache, Toothache, rtor other external paiu, n lew itlica tlnu rubbed on by haod. act like uiuglui causing i he pain io loMiantlv ntop. FerCoiiffeMtloun, ColiU, llrouehltla, Pnea mania, I ttflammai ion. IE tiruiitaiiwto. Neu ralgia Lumbago, tSeiniica, more Ihwruuifb andrrpenierl applieaiioun are nrcrnrj. All 1 nlerna I Tnin, iarrhru. Colic, fiaanii, Kauea Palming ic1Im Nei'voui am a, eleepleHHiieHM are relieved limtniiilv, aud quickly cured by taking Inwardly Jd Iu tiU droea in hall a I u in bier ol water. OUc. a bottle All lirngciaia. An excellent nnd mild Cathartic. Purely Vegetable. The Katent aud lient Medicine In tbe world tor ike Cure el all Disorder el the LIVER, STOMACH 03 BOWELS. ! Taken according le directions tboy will restore health aud renew vitality. Price 85 cti. a Box. Boll by all DruygisM. patents: WM. 11. HANCOCK, 513 9th Ht W'HHh., U. C. Pornu-rly AsUi. Kx uiu'it'r fat. onte n yVit i ra il.'e. Fees may geuerally oe paid ou ul low a net-. Wrhu CI ET YOlR MONEY'.- WORTH! Ten cents Iver. Jf putB your ukmiu in cur Directory. T iihoI' boks, Eh-lures, curd. Ac, Fnv. ll-uii if J titttern llrni. MfUiyuu. JUi-rvhiinta liiivrwrr.lUd iewiKwi, N'.J. HUrnC Jeutuu .liip, ArttUmetic, siiori- iu- 1, 1j IborviUKUty t.tiif..t by JAAIU Lire til art froJu Jlryaui's Collect, 4-i AUci St., mri(o, N. V nnil a J i A UT. Only Certain nu J rasy t t It k iu the l.urlO. lb, til I W III J. I.. frTt.l'llh.NS. U-ftuuu. v MfK DOCTOR. Or J. Hamilton Ayers. A. M., .11. D. TliU U a nt valuable b vik for th hoasehold, leijuluj a it d wi ttio eas'ly-ditt iu ( a tsh-jd ymp kmnr ilirTgraut l3iu4, tue cau-i uud menu of trev;nln iu -.h d--iouiB4, and thi mm plant rente Ilea wM.iii wUTllfU' or euro. .US p-;e. profusely Illustrate!, The bu itt U written in fUtu ewry-day Euttlltli, ani In free from tlio leoUnU'al Urmi which reuilnr iunt d !?tor bjjk. bo valuskit to ttte (ear altty of roiilri. Only tit).'. potUpaid. (lives a vow ptete ttiialyati of every Hung pertaiultw to court Uip, marriage aud th t pruduellou aud rearing of he-iUhy faiiLill-b; I'tner with valuable reclpsi aud pre uripLlou. exulauatiou of b naulral practice, cue reel rm of ordinary herb. With tUla bout lu the fc"U inurs i aa eicui for u t kuowluf w bat to it is aa tiuerceucy. Hand paatal uotes or p jiag- vamp of any deuuialuatiou uot larger Uiau t) ceul PAD RADWAY'S "H PILLS, THE HEAVY END OF A MATCH. M Mrj," ixld Farmer Flint, at the breakfast-table,' as he asked for a second eup of coffee, " I've maile a disoovf ry." "Well, Cyrus, you're about the last one I'd suspect ol luch a thing-1 but what Is It?" " I're found that the hoary end of a match It its light end," responded Cyrus, with a prin that would hnre adorned a skull. Mary looked disgusted, but with an air of triumph quickly retorted, "I've fot a discovery, too, Cyrus. It was made bv Ir. K. V. Tierce, and Is called Uoldcn Medical Discovery.' It drives nwny blotches and pimples, purifies the blood, tones up the system, and makes otic feel brand-new. Why, it cured Cousin Bon, who had consumption, and was almost reduced to a skeleton. Before his wife heiran to use it, she was a pale, Flckly thlnjr, but look at hert she's rosy-cheeked and healthy, and weighs ono hundred and sixty-live pounds. That, Cyrus, Is a disoovcrv that's worth mentionliifr." The farmer's wife was rltrht, for tho "(lolden Medical Discovery " Is In fact the only medicine for purifying the blood and curing all manner of pimples, blotches, eruptions, and other Skin and Scalp diseases. Scrofulous Sores and Swellings, and kindred ailments, possessed of such positive curative properties as to warrant its manufacturers lu selling It, as they aro doing, through drug gists, under a positive guarantee thnt it will either benefit or cure in every case, or money paid for it will be refunded. It also cures Bronchial, Throat and Lung diseases. Kven Consumption ( which is I.ung-scrnfula ) yields to Its marvelous curative properties, If taken in timo and given a fair trial. For Weak Lungs, Spitting of ISlood, Shortness of Breath, Bronchitis, Asthma, Severe Coughs and kindred affections, it Is an efficient remedy. lJon't be fooled Into taking something else, said to be " Just as good," that the dealer may make a larger profit. There's nothing at all like the " Discov ery." It coutaius no alcohol to inebriate : no syrup or sugar to derange diges tion ; as peculiar iu Its curative effects as in Its composition. It's a concentrated vegetable extract. Dose small and pleasant to tho taste. Kqually good for adults or children. World's Disfensaux Meuical Association, Ho. 663 Main Street, Bufialo, N. Y. CATARRH manently cured by DR. SAGE'S CATARRH II It. KOKIII.KIf! FAVOKITK t'UI.IU SIIXTI KB forattdO'iifH'Mo a-u n ui, ta c4rj J J u o. mef mutt-ii ot uji. w..t.i.r alrulur.Li'ii-Ulo. ttarjl Murjta,'ll orHjnuw'niir. It 4 ji a i on U!.t, ratuer ow ft, a laiAtir. au li ttlr ,1 ii.r nl n. Aft,r i) yjirjof ml U f'- F V lu muriMlu Ely's Cream Balm?rro$ CATARRH. 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Tills is a most Valua ble Ilook lor Uie House hold, teacliins: as It docs) (he easily. dlattncuiBhed Bjrmptoius) ot dlflcreiit Diseases, the Causes aud Means ot Preventing: sucli Diseases, aud the Simplest Remedies which 'will alle viate or cure. 598 Pages, Profusely Illustrated. The Book is written in plain every-day English, nnd Is free from the technical terms which render most Doctor Books so valueless to the generality of readers. Tills Hook Is luteiidetl to be ot Service In tlie Family, and is so worded as to be readily understood by all. ONI1Y 60 CENTS POST-PAID, (The low price only being made possible by the immense edition printed.) Not only docs this Hook contain so much Information Relative to Disease, but very properly gives a Complete Analysis of everything pertaining to Courtship, Marriage and tlie produc tion and Hearing ol Healthy Families t TOGKTHKR WITH Valuable Recipes aud Prescriptions, Kxplauation ot Botanical Practice, Correct use of Ordinary Herbs. 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