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For the hay and tli corn and tlio wheat tlint I is reaped, i For the labor well done, and tho barns that i nro heaped, For the sun and tho dew and tho sweet honeycomb, For the rose and the song and tho harvest brought homo 1 ThnbB.rlfl..,rl 41.ai.1rc0U.tnnt ......r.. . ... . ....... .Ugi For the trade and the skill and the wealth in our land, . FortIierUntllnirHllllHlrnnfrt.il r.t tho. inginiui's hand. For the good that our artists and poets have taught, For the friendship that hopo and afToction have brought I Thanksgiving! thanksgiving I For the homes that witli purest affection aro blest, For the season ot plenty and well-deserved rest, For our country extending from sea unto i sea, Tho land that is known as the "Land of the Free" Thanksgiving! thanksgiving! Harper't Weekly. HOW WE GOT OUR TURKEY. A T1IASKSCIVINO STOItV. HERE was no doubt that tho country was prosperous. No rea- 'sonable man could deny it. Tho hnr- i vests had been plente ous, tho earth had yielded up her fruits in abundance, and there were abundant reasons for thanks giving. I read the President's Thanksgiving mcssugo and agreed with it heartily, us far as olliers were concerned; but someliow I couldn't - co how it applied to inc. Perhaps you will say I w;u selfish, nnd I am willing to confess I am. Tho fact is thatwhen tho cake is going around I want to get a piece. If I don't pet it I feel disappointed. "Wliile I am glad in tho abstract that others come in for a share of the cake, in tho coucrcto I am mad becuuscs it passes me. But, perhaps, after all, 1 am too sweep ing in my conclusions. I don't know hut that there is one person in the world who is c.niable uf self-sacrifice of a high order, ami that is my wife Nellie. Bless her little heart, I am almost willing to overlook all the weakness of humanity for her sake. Why, I've known her to go without bread and butter when she was faint with hunger so that tho chil dren couhl have an extra slice. That - was threo years ago at Thanksgiving time. The memory of her courage and self denial makes my eyes wet. You see, Nellio was always practical and unselfish, while I was impracticable and poetic. Why, if I had her execu tive ability I'd liavo been a millionaire , by this time, a cool millionaire, with u yacht and a country house ou the Hud son. Hut sho was handicapped by her sex and tho children and couldn't exer cise her natural gifts. I must go on, however, and tell my story. The month preceding Thanks giving Day of 188!), was the gloomiest .time 1 ever witnessed. We had just. nr. rived in the city from Shiiudaken, N. Y., in the C'atskills. I was a farmer's boy and Nellie was a fanner's daughter. Be fore we were married a famous singer uncut the summer in our village, tine night at a strawberry festival he heard me sing, and was kind enough to say . that I had an excellent tenor voice, and with proper culture I could command a iiOod salary as a choir singer in New York. O." courso such encouragement tired mo with hojie. The farm became distaste ul to me, and I determined to cultivate my voice instead of cultivating corn. We had an old-fashioned mclodeon in the house, and with tho help of a few lessons tho famous singer gave mo and j what I could learn from hints iu tho opening pages of tho choir books, I made life a burden for tho rest of the family with my do, re, ineiug every evening. 1 made fair progress, too, under the cir cumstances and Nellie fell in love with me on account of my voice. I remember distinctly that her favorite was a little selection from one of Mendelssohn's songs without words set to the following lines: Still, still wifrh thee when purple morning tireaket li. When the bird wttketli and the shadows flee; Fairer than nioruing, lovelier than the day light Coinus the sweet consciousness, I am with thee. Well, we were married, and for a time my music was given up. Hut the life of a farmer fretted me, and I took up my musie again, and ufter two years' hard work at it we moved to the city. I thought in my ignorance of metropolitan life that I should have uo difficulty in procuring a situation, but I soou found out my mistake. Iu the first place 1 found that 1 was incompetent. I was de ficient in style. My voice, while strong und resonant, had not been properly trained. Then, too, there was uo vacan cies. Kven if 1 had beeu competent there were fifty applicants for every posi tion. 'Jcfoio I had beeu iu the city for two j'eks I heartily wished myself back,' Shamlaken ugain. Iu; meantirre the little money 1 had saved and brought with me melteil away like snow on the roof of a barn. My time was mainly taken up in running around to tho musical agencies looking for a situution. I had a lit tic job on Sundays singing nt a mission on Avcnuo A, where I earned $2, uud for three weeks that was all I earned. Wo lived in Kast Mew York and my car fare over to the city and back every day cost mo sixteen cents. You will readily see that we had to live frugally. In fact, for two weeks wo lived upon oatmeal and molasses, nnd to ward the last there was no molasses, and Thanksgiving coming over the hills. Every night when I got out at Manhattan avenue my threo little girls were standing at the foot of the stairway waiting for me. I could see them from tho top of the stairs, all in a row, their litllo cloaks flapping in the chill November wind, their lips blue and teeth rattling like castanets. Wait a minute. It makes mc feel faint to think of it, even after tho lapse of three years. Well, it's all over now, I don't know why it alTeets mc so strongly. There was something humorous, too, iu the way the little tots jumped nround to keep warm. As soon as they saw the train swing around tho turn they ranged themselves in n row and looked upward so wistfiifty, oh, so wistfully, to sec their pnpa. For you must know that although not ono word of our desperato situation had been breathed iu their hearing, yet their keen intuitions had told them some thing was wrong, and they knew as well as their mother that I was looking for work. How eagerly they looked in my face each evening, so that if there was a ray of hopo in it the eldest could starton a run to tell her mother the good news! Of courso I cheered them with fairy tales of what a wonderful big turkey wo would have on Thanksgiving. A gob bler of tremendous size, who had strutted when alive like a prince iu the story books. Then followed a description of the cranberry sauce nnd the huge wedges of luince pie. All this took place while I was carrying two of the children in my arms and the other was hanging on to my coat at my side. I hopo I shall be for given for those lies. For they were lies of the blackest sort. I knew there wasn't one chance in a thousand that we would have a turkey on Thanksgiving Day. But I think under the circum stances that an angel of light would have departed from the truth to see those lit tle faces light up with anticipation, to see the checks flush and the white teeth bare themselves as though cutting the tender meat from a turkey leg. But tho hardest sight for me to bear was the look Nellie gave mo. .lust ono quick glance into my face nnd she knew all the sorrowful tale. It was not nec essary to tell her how I hail trumped the streets of the big city all day, how faint I had become from hunger; how I was raging at heart like a caged lion; how in my awful rage 1 cursed tho rich and hated humanity. Not for myself, but for the hungry babies and their mother. Never a word of complaint from Nellie. Only encouragement nud hope. Then came the oatmeal alone. For the molasses was all gone. I don't cat oatmeal now. The taste of it is insuffer able to me. My palate rises iu rebellion against it. I have heard of the man who ate thirty nuail iu thirty days. I wonder whether he ever tried oatmeal for thirty davs. Ou the morning before Thanksgiving I was fairly eray with grief and anticipa tion. Nellie and I had a consultation the night before, and she suggested that I should write a piece of poetry about the Thanksgiving turkey. The idea pleased inc. It was a relief certainly from the brooding over the morrow. I got a book of poems from my little store, which had so far escaped the pawn-shop and hunted up a metre after which 1 copied, for of course I knew nothing about metre or poetical feet. Meanwhile Nellie sat there mending the clothing of her babies and the tears fell thick and fast upon the garments. I couldn't stand it so I jumped up and went out into the street to walk oft the effect those childish voices had upon me. When I came back, thank Heaven, they wero asleep, folded in each others arms. '1'hen 1 got to work on my poem. It took me one hour and a half to write the lirst verse. I became discouraged before 1 had written two lines and would have given up but for Nellie's encouragement. "Now, what's the use, Nell; just listeu to this stuff," said I. reading the stanza The turkey roosteth high to-night lie's hid' in the hemlock tree; In fancy 1 w his plumuKO bright, Kut lie gobblus not for me. "Why, I think it's real nice. I didn't know you could write so well us that. It's splendid; write unother stanza." "But don't you see, Nell, that it isn't true. The turkey don't gobble at night." "OU, well, that don't make auy differ ence. 1 lie poets always nave license, you know. Besides, how many persons will know that he doesn't gobble at night! Not one iu a hundred." "I'm afraid it's no good and that it won't go with the editor. An) how, I'll try a few lines inoro." The little clock ticked mouoVnously ou the mantel. The riie bui.ied low, I and Nellie put a shawl over her should ers, for the room was growing cold. But the chill air did not affect inc. I was giving birth to a poem. Tho second stanza enmc easier. What bothered me most was the rhyme. I think, to the best of my recollection, that the second Instalment consumed a half hour of ln- tenso thought. I was better satisfied than with the first stun.n, because I knew it whs truer. Here It is, just as I read it to Nellie: His comb is s red ns ruddy wine, His breast is a shining sheen: But his carcass is safe from me and mine We can't pick his wishlKine clean. Tim muso was rather skittish at the third stanza. I coaxed her with n pipe of tobacco, the fumes of which made Nel lie cough, and I persuaded her to go to bed. Tho clock struck 11. The wind rattled the window frame and I began to think that poets earned their money. I I almost fell asleep over this stanza. While laboriously constructing it there ranio a picture to mo of the old farm house in the Cutskills, the table groaning with its weight of good things, ft oc curred to mo just hero that 1 was doing the groaning now. When finished, after many interlineations nnd corrections, it read ns follows: There was a time long, long ago, When deprived of his feuthery vest. I sei.ed his leg in my Rtrong right hand, And dissected his meaty breast. By this time I had got into the spirit of my undertaking. Tho lines ran off the end of my pen as smoothly ns water runs off a duck's back. With a confi dent smile I linishnd tho last verse. The next moruiug I had to fill up the holo in a ten-cent piece with soap and ashes in order to deceive the toll-taker at the elevated railroad station. All tho way down town I read and reread the alleged poem, trying to perfect it. When I arrived in New York I hesitated before the big newspaper offices, afraid to go in. At last I managed to pluck up courage enough to go up stairs, where, contrary to my expectations, I wns kindly received nnd was told that my poem would bo read, and if it possessed suffi cient merit it would be printed. 'Twus encouraging, to be sure, but what was I goiug to do in the meantime for the turkey? Tho day was spent in the usual way, running around' looking for a job and finding none. . 1 managed, however, to earn fifty cents by carrying some coal. It hurt my pride to do it, but the faces of tho children rose before me, and I would almost have committed murder just then. With R heavy heart I started to walk over tho bridge just after sunset. The wind blew cold from the northeast, and I buttoned my coat close to my chin. It was a starlit night. Tho great towers loomed up above me like entrances to some gigantic temple. Tho river rushed and swirled below, and reflected in silver gleams tho light from tho electric lamps. 1 could see the little waves capped with foam. It was a fascinating sight, and I felt strangely drawn toward the river. For a timo I forgot the babies and Nellie. Behind mo was the great, roaring city, with its thousands of men and women struggling for existence. I had been trampled under foot in tho crush. Why should I return and renew the battle? As I brooded over tho river, chilled to the marrow by tho searching wind, tho water seemed to beckon mc. Its shiftiug currents whispered "Come;" ita shadowy, gleaming rifts, its miniature malestroins seemed to my excited fancy to say: "Here's rest for you. We'll bear you away to dreamland, where hun ger and pain and sorrow are drowned in tho nepentho of eternal rest." In this Btato of partial unconsciousness I began to climb up the railing to reach the roadway below, when a policeman touched me on the shoulder nnd told me to "move on." I did movo on, but in a dazed, uncertain way,, until I reached the Brooklyn cutrauce. Here the crowd from the cars was pouring out iu the street like a torrent, and in tho crush I was hustled about und at last stumbled into the arms of a stout man muffled in an old army overcoat. He held me away from him by my arms. Then ho shook me nnd said : "What's the mutter with you, Tom? Ye ain't drunk, be ye?" There was something familiar iu the voice, and looking up I saw the homely face of Sam Jones, of Shaudaken, before inc. Then came another shake, aud this time I came to myself again. "By George, Sam, I'm glad to sec you," I stammered. "Well, let's go an' get somethiu' to warm you up. Vou re near froze, man. Thawed aud melted by a steaming cup of coffee, I told Sam all the sorrowful story. How the children would bo wait ing nt tho station for mo expecting the turkey I had foolishly promised them and my inability to procure it. I was inter- ruptcd at intervals by exclamations from Sain such us : "Well, I'll be blessed! You kin bet yer boots them kids is goin' to hav' their turkey! B'gosh! I alters did say that the city's no place fur a fanner!" I'mler the cheerful influence of Sam's sympathy I soon regained my lost cour age. Ho insisted that we should go to tiie nearest grocery, where he picked out the biggest turkey he could find. Then there wero two quarts of cranberries, three big mince pies, a package of randy for the children, a bunch of crisp celery. and other things appropriate to Thanks giving Day. When Sam left me at. the elevated station he pressed a 5 bill into my hand, despite my protests, with the remark: "Now, you take it, old man. I g it good prices fur my truck this season. 'Sides that I am only lending it to ye. Yc'vc got to pay mc every cent back !" With n parting hand shake he disap-( peared. As the train rattled along over) the shining rails I could sec the lights ol tho big bridge fading away bchiud me. The river rushed below just us it hail done one brief hour before, but its turbid waters had no fascination for mc now. i I wish every man and woman who! reads this story could have seen the face! of those three children as they stood ai) the foot of the elevated station. My arms were filled with bundles, and when those three pairs of eyes gazed upon the glorious sight what an infantile shout went up! And how they danced with glee! The eldest insisted that she could carry the turkey, but she couldn't, it was too heavy. But each one had t carry a bundle. And so, like a conquer ing army returning with the spoils, we marched nround to the house. , And Nellie! Well, bless mo, if shii didn't sit right down on a chair and cry like a baby. I can't remember distinctly, because, you sec, it's three years ago now J but I have an indistinct recollection that a few salt drops ran down my cheeks. As for Sam Jones, I think ho would have, felt fully repaid for his kindness if he) could have heard Buelah say her little prayer that night. That simple petition is carven so distinctly on the walls of my memory that I can repeat it word for word : j "Dod bless T'au'sgivin', en papa, eij mamma, en Sura Jones. Dood uight! Tho Turk's Thanksgiving Dinner. The Turk aud Tommy. The Hoy's Opinion. Oh. Valentine Pay is well enough, And Fourth of July is jolly, And f'hristinas time is beautiful, With iu gifU aud its wreaths of holly. New Year's calling is lather nice. And Hallowe'en sports are funny, And a May-Hay party isn't bad. When the weather is warm and sunny. Oh. all of them are well enough; ttut the duy that is best worth living, Is when we all go to grandmamma's, To a splendid, big Thanksgiving! iwnmu C. Doted Tho Little Fiend. "You must feel some satisfaction in eating the turkey that chased you around tho yard a week ago, "He was a very saucy said the minister. bird when alive wasn't he?" "Yes," replied littlu Johnnie, "und ma said wheu you got through there would be nothing left but the cranberry sauce." Thanksgiving Kevcry. I never had a sweet gazelle To glud me with its soft, black eye, But I would love it passing well liaked iu a rich and crusty pio. If 1 could have a bird to love And nestle sweetly in my breast, All oilier nestling bints uliove, The turkey, slutted, would lie that bird. Olliiira f ree Trailer. Hardly a Buigaln. "What a kind, thoughtful hubby you are," said the young wife, throwing her arms arouud his neck wheu ho brought home a turkey, ' and what a dear little bird it is." "1 should say it was dear," he growled. "1 won it ut a raffle. " Too Honest to Succeed. "What kind of bread do you like best," asked a-kind hearted old lady, who wus getting something for the tramp's Thanks giving. "The bread of idleness, mum. Tommy and the Turk. THANKSGIVING INTHEOLDHOME Like the patient moss to the rifted hill, Tho wee brown house is clinging. A last year's nest that is lone a nd still, Though It erst was fllle I with singiug. Then fleet we? the children's pattering feet, And their trilling childish laughter, And merry voices, were sweet, oh! sweet, Ringing from floor to rnfter. The beautiful darlings one by one, From the nest's safe shelter flying, Went forth iu sheen of the morning sun, Their fluttering pinions trying, But oft as the reaping time is o'er, And t'-te hoar frost crisps the stubble, They haste to the little home once more From the great world's toil and trouble. And the mot'ier herself is at the pane. With a hand the dim eye shading, And the flush of girlhood tints ngnln The cheek that is thin and fading. For her lioys and girls are coining home, The mother's kiss their guerdon, As they came ere yet they had learned to roam, Or bowed to the task and burden. Over the door's worn sill they troop, The skies of youth abovo them. The blessing of God on the happy group, Who have mother left to love them. They well may smile in face of care, To whom such grace is given ; A mother's faith, nnd a mother's prayer, Holding them close to heaven. For her, as she clasps hor bearded sou, With a heart that's brimming over, She's tenderly blending two iu ono, Her boy, and her boyish lover. And half of her soul is reft away So twine the dead and tho living In tho little home w herein to-day, Her children keep Thanksgiving. There are tiny hands that pull her gown, And small heads bright and goldeu; Thochildish laugh and the childish frowa, And the dimpled fingers folden. That bring again to the mother breast The spell of the sunny weather, When she hushed her brood In the crowded nest. And all were glad together. A truce to the jarring notes of life, The cries of pain and passion. Over this lull in the eager strife. Love hovers, Eden fashion. In the wee brown house wero lessons taught Of strong and sturdy living, And ever whore honest hands have wrought. God hears the true Thanksgiving'. Margaret E. Songster, TESSIE'S THANKSGIVING. 11 V MRS. M. F. HANDY. CLOCK on the mantel struck one sharply and then went off in an nugry whirr, us though it under stood fully that Draper it Co. allowed no loitering ou the part of their employes. "Ten minutes late, five cents fine" it ticked, noisily, over una over uguin. Tessie opened her sleepy eyes and having, as she used to say, "no five centses to lose," sprang "out of bed nnd began dressing hurriedly in the dim light. Her hair Draper's young ladies were models iu the mutter of hair dressing had beeu carefully arranged the night before and done up in a kerchief to keep it smooth. Now, there were only a few crimps to undo, a few hairpins to put iu place, nnd her golden tresses shone in all their glory, a mass of soft coils and fluffy curls. Her breakfast "coldly furnished forth" from the dinner of the evening before, was ready and waiting, save for the cup of tea which was quickly made, and she ate with the appetite resulting from youth and health and the sercno con sciousness of a few iniuutcsto spare. "Tessie," called her mother from up stairs, "what is the weather this morn ing?" She looked out of the window for the first time und drew herself to gether with a little shiver. The world was gray and cold; alight snow lay on the roof and pavements uud the leudei sky gave promise or more ere many Hours. "The cold wave has come, mamma deur," she answered cheerfully. "Are the buttons aud braid ou my coat?" "No, daughter, I'm sorry, but the silk gave out and I couldn't get it done. You must bring me a spool this evening, and this morning you will have to wear my sealskin." Tes.sie made a face to herself, quietly. Six dollars a w eek nud Shetland seal were clrurly incongruous. If Mr. Draper saw her wearing it the conclusions he might draw might result in the loss of her situa tion, but it would not ilo to tell the mother so. "Poor mamma, she hates my being u shop girl badly enough now, and I eau't risk pneumonia either,'' Tessie thought, us she put ou the coat, which fitted her beautifully, to her mother's gnat satis faction. It, like many other luxuries, was an article of better days. They had not always been poor, and when her father died, he fancied that ho left his wife aud daughter tar above the reach of want. But most of their funds, which he had invested with the view to save them trouble, were ill the Pcrolizine Itail road, which for two years past had paid no dividends. The pretty little house in w hich they lived was their own, but their income was too small to support them in idleness, uud Tessie was glad to secure a situation iu Draper's through the influence of an old friend of her father's. Her, mother had protested feebly and then ; yielded to the girl's sturdy common sense ; ; still it was a sore point with h( r that her I pretty daughter must work for her daily bread. "Never luuid, mamma, I shall be as warm us a toast," Tessie said, resolutely hiding her reluctance to wear the coat, "aud tomorrow is Thanksgiving, eo we shall have time toget my jacket done be fore church. Aren't you glad I'm going to have a holiday:'' She trotted off briskly for the morning's run downtown, which kept the roses glowing in her cheeks iu spite of her contiueuieut iu the store. The tiiiitkccpcr nt the side door greeted her with n smile. "You are live minutes early, Miss Wilbur," he said, graciously. She passed into the coat room, which was filling fast, and put her small lunch in her compartment, took off her hat and then hesitated, under a running (ire of "What a lovely coat, Miss Wil bur V "Is that plush?" "No, indeed sealskin; my, ain't we line." etc. Tessic's tones trembled slightly as she tried to answer quietly. It s borrowed plumage but she did not finish the sentence. Don't leave it down here," whis pered a kind-hearted girl. "It won't lie sufe, and you couldn't make a fuss if you lost it." She hesitated no longer, but taking the coat and her courage into her hand, went over to the suit department, to the head of which she owed her situation. Well, Miss Tessie," he said, as lie looked up from his desk. "Good moruiug. What can I do for you to day?" "A great favor, please; will you keep this wrap for me? It wus papa's last present to mamma, nnd she made me weur it because mine is being altered and wasn't quite done. I don't like to leave it iu the common clonk room. "Certainly, certainly. Is that all!" and he hung the coat in his private wardrobe. "Remember mo to Mrs. Wilbur," nnd with a light -heart Tessie went to her post ut the ribbon counter. It was a busy day in spite of the lower ing skies. Everybody seemed to be buy ing new ribbons for Thanksgiving, and Tessie matched shades and rolled nnd un rolled ball after ball trying as much as in her lay to be all things to nil women iu order to earn her salary. She was glad when pleasant little Miss Baker, of the mail order, enme to her with a long munorandum to fill, nnd chatted brightly over the task, promising before she was through to bring her a lot of samples of reduced black dress goods for her mother. Then came her lunch hour, and on her way back to the counter a visit to the cashier's desk. Thursday was pay day, and being Thanksgiving, the day before was substituted. As she approached the desk she wus struck by tho expressions of face in those who were leaving some angry, some dejected, some scowling, others al most in tears aud she was not altogether surprised when the umotuit was handed to her sixty cents short. "All right," said the cashier, frown ing, in answer to lier look of inquiry. "All salaries reduced ten per cent, from the drapers down. Sign, please. Next " Aud she was tirshed away hv those press ing behind. The silver made her purse sarcastically full, she thought, bitterly, and it was fuller yet, when, later iu the day, she placed the sample from Miss Baker- in the same receptacle for safe keeping. When at last the long day was ended the ribbons replaced in their boxes, and sho stood on the street corner, waiting for her cur with the rich sealskin coat almost covering her neat black dress, and a pretty black hat crowning her golden tresses, she felt herself a fraud, und the fat purse in her hand was but of a piece with the rest of her toute cnsenibh Indeed, there was nothing about her to suggest the working girl; she looked much more like a rich young woman be lated in shopping. It was too late to walk, and a few flakes of snow were fall ing, which mudo the ride imperative for tin sealskin. Tessie promised herself never to wear it again, as she brairded the crowded car, and felt that she must stand a while longer. But beauty, becolningly dressed, lias charms to melt the heart of man, ami a distinguished looking gentleman, young enough to be impressed by such charms, gallantly offered Her his seat. She sank into jt with graceful thanks, and having paid her fare, slipped her purse in the fur coat pocket. People began to get out, and presently she was able to make room for the polite gentleman who had vacated his seat iu tier favor. Having done so. she looked straight out of the window, us a well-bred girl should do. Two geutleineu ou the other side of her, men of substance, evidently, were talk ing. A sentence caught her interest : "I sec Draper has scut $1U,0UU to the suffer er? by tho Western floods." "Yes; what a public-spirited man he is." Tessic's heart burned with an insane desire to supplement the statement with that of the reduction of his employes' salaries. We gave that money, not he," she thought. I heard it said once that the salary list is over i'i I ,HUI a week. At that rate it wouldn't take long, at ten per cent, to make the ten thousand I" So absorbed was shu iu her indignant reverie that she failed to notice when her handsome neighbor got out, uud the con ductor called her street twite lie fore she heard him. Instinctively, as she reached the side walk, she put her Laud iu her pocket to feel for lief pursr. It wa gonr! ' " It wns too late to stop the car, and, sick at heart, she went home. There had been fifty cents in the purse besides the week's salary. Not n large amount, it is true, but it represented a hard week's work, and it was much to her. "We must have a chicken instead of a turkey for Thanksgiving," she thought. "The. wort of it is it will worry mamma so." Mrs. Wilbur was watching for her nt tho window, and opened the door almost be fore shu reached the step. "How cold it is ! Come in and get dinner and then we'll bundle up nnd go marketing for to-morrow. AYhy, what is the matter, child!" Tessie told her story of the lost purse. "Maybe you dropped it. You know tlm-conductor. don't you?" suggested her mother. Wc will go to the car stables in the morning. Why, what is this;'' and Mrs. Wilbur, who was searching the pocket of the sealskin coat nervously, held up a gorgeous diamond ring, which Tessie recognu.ed as the one which she had seen sparkling on the hand of her polite friend of the street, car. "There was a little slit in tlie Uningot the pocket, and it had slipped down, explained her mother, "but, how did it, get there? I never had such a ring, aud nobody else has worn the coat." He picked my pocket! gasped lessie, "and the riug caught in tho slit and slipped off; and he seemed so nice and gentlemanly; I'll never trust appearances again !" "He? Who?" asked Mrs. Wilbur iu bewilderment, Tessie explained. "Yes, that must have been the way of it. Well, well, take it to Mr. Cold spring and ask him what to do about, lie knew your futher, and will be ready to help us for his sake." "A viry fine diamond," said the jeweler, when the plan was put into execution. "Worth at least $!Hll. Of course, you can advertise it, but I don't think I would. Tho thief is caught iu his own trap, and won't be likely to claim the riug, since to do so would be to court arrest as a pickpocket. I think you may rest content with liuving bought a tine diamond very cheaply, very cheaply indeed." Aud so the matter rested. His Turkey. The best practical joke I ever knew said Uncle Will, in the story-telling hour after dinner was one I played, years ugo, when I lived nt Hiimpstcad. 1 was working nt the carpenter's trade, it was before I got the start I have now and a lot of us was just finishing old Simpkin's barn. Sirnpkius was the richest and stingiest man in town. One afternoon, several days before Thanksgiving, we got talking about him, ami Jerry Bowles said: "He's an old screw, but I bet he'll have tho deceuey to give us all Thanksgiving turkeys." We laughed at that, and told Jerry he might take it out in betting, for though Siinpkiiis hud given us a long job, he wasn't in the least bound to consider us permanent workmen. But Jerry wus obstinute ami greedy, aud he talked and blustered till wo were tired of the whole subject, and I mudo up my mind that he deserved a lesson. I didn't say anything ut the time, but that uight I gave u hint to Tom Knowles, a crony of mine, aud he quite agreed with nie. We laid nil our plans, nnd the evening beforo Thanksgiving Knowles came to my house, bringing a pair of large yel low turkey legs. I had arranged a nob by bundle of sticks and shavings, anil we tied the legs firmly to ono end of it; then the whole was wrapped in stout browu paper, with those tell-tale feet sticking out, and any one would have declared the bundle contained a big turkey. My w ife wanted me to go to the market for some purchases which had not been delivered, nnd about which she was get ting anxious, so that gave me a good ex cuse for driving down town. I harnessed Kit into the light wngou, put the mock turkey under the seat, ami Tom and I started in high glee. When we readied Jerry's house, ho was standing in the door, und we drove on to ilo our errands. By the time the lnar-ket-inan hail packed apples, oranges, a big squash and a turkey into the wagon half an hour hud passed, and we thought it safe to venture on our joking way. So we drove to tho co'iur next Jerry's house, and Tom, after pulling his hat down and his coat collar tip to disguise himself, went to deliver tho turkey. When he came back, he was overcome with laughter at remembering how pleased Jerry had seemed, he hadn't recogni7cd Tom ut all, but just took the turkey, ie Tom said, uud rail ill to tell his w ife. I don't believe I have laughed so much since I wus a child as I did iu thinking how Jerry's face would change when h opened that bundle. 1 dropped Tom ut his house, went home, and carried my parcels into the kitchen. Thin, when 1 had unharnessed, in V wife and I opened them, and my friend, Tom li.ul made a mistake, lie had given Jerry the real turkey, uud I had brought the dummy hone'. It served me right, 1 suppose, hut those turkey legs tlid not make a very good dinner.