RATES OF ADVERTISING. On gijnar, oa Inch. o Insertion ... to Out Square, ono Inch, ono month 1 00 On Square, on Inch, three month. 00 On. Squire, on Inch, on year 10 00 To Sqnaree, or year 15 oo Quarter Column, on. yew M 00 Uaif Column, one year OO On Colamn, one year 100 0 Legal adrertleementa tea cent per lln och ! erlion. Marriage and death notice gratia. All bill, for yearly advertisement collected quae, terly. Temporary ailvertltemenle must ke paid i adrance. ' Job work cash on dellrery. TEE FOREST REPUBLICAN li pnbllahed every Waitneiday, k J. E. WENK. Offloa in Bmearbaugn tk Co.'a Building KLM BTRIET, TIONESTA, Pa. Fore UBLICAN. Terms, I. BO per Year. rt mbMriptlonf received for a ihortm period Ihsn three mnnthe. Oornpondenc MilleUed from all nana of tti ConrUTf. No noilco will t Ukn of anonymona rxoiilnnlctlloM. VOL. XXTT. NO. 20. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, NOV. 13, 1889. Sl.50 TER ANNUM. Rep ST The Emperor of China, it, is said, lint J iieee, noni. .iiiniiiiiiia .., domain. Thomas A. Edison nsscrtsth:d in a few renin the world will be ono gigantic far. Nobody will then dare gossip, for fenr of being overheard by a concealed phono graph. The asouranco that the South has of jihenomenully big crops is muking busi ness moro active in every department where Southern interests lie. Marked activity is renewed among the investors iu Southern land companies. .The Czar of Hussia is ridding himself of his relatives at a lively rate, lie has ordered tho Prince of Oldenburg to ninuso himself in some other country for n year, and it is not long ago that ho bounced his brother, the Grand Duko Alexia. Theodore Kamcnsky, the Russian Sculptor, who was exiled from Russia by the Czar in 1S71, is now n Professor at the Americau Art School in New York city. His offenso Consisted iu putting tho name "Liberty" on a toy locomotive in one of his innrblc groups. The man who first mado the old-fashioned split clothes pin, selling now for nbout twenty cents a bushel, hit the idea so dead right that nothing better has been asked for since. Half a dozen ' other sorts hnve been invented, but old "two-legs'' still holds. his own and is on top. Bishop Fowler thinks that Prince Li, (he Viceroy of China, is "one of the greatest statesmen the world has ever produced."' Geijpral Grant, used to say that the two nun who had impressed him most during his travels around the world were Prince Kung, formerly lie Rent of the Celestial Kiupire, and Prince Bismarck. The French are having twinge of conscience about that law which for so many years past lias excluded American milted meats from France, and there is now noma tall, of its repeal. This is probably so as to remove any temptations to reprisals while Freuch trade is under discussion by the A 11 -American Congress at Washington. The statistics furnished by the cx l uitcd States Commissioner of Educa tion, show very gratifying progress iu ed ucation. Iu the country as a whole tho increase in school enrollment lias been iu iidvauce of tho increase in population. The increase is almost wholly from the, Southern States. Of the white school population iu tho South, sixty-four per cent, is enrolled and lifty-threo per cent, of tho cjjlored children aro reported a uttending school. The ex-commissioner is opposed to compulsory education. All of the American nations, excepting San Domingo, accepted the invitation to ntteud the All-Americun conference. San Domingo declined on the ground that the United States Senate refused to ratify a treaty negotiated with her several years ago. Kvidently, observes the San Fran cisco VtronicU, the motto of the San Do niingans is the whole hog or none. A few years ago they were anxious to be at tached'to the 1'niled States; now they have refused to be present at a congress of American nations because they assume lhat this country will take the leadership in the affair. our neighbor, Gautcmala, seems to he a particularly prosperous little common wealth. .Within tl.o past two years the the average value per acre of its agricul tural lai)(rli been more than dou bled, while the area under tillage lias at the same time been increased i:i about equal ratio. .Next year, it is estimated, the vollcu crop will amount to a million quintals, worth $1 1,500, 01 Ml. The revc imo is increasing at the rate of about $.'100,000 a year snd the general finances of the nation lire iji a healthful condition. Altogether it is just the sort of State be tween which and this country closer com mercial relations might he cultivated to the advantage of both parties. A tramp knows what it is to be le wenry, says tho Witus; a farm laborer to be body-weary, a literary uisu to be brain-weary, and a sorrowing man to be soul-weary. The sick aro often weary, even of life itself. Weariness is a phys ical r spiritual "ebb-tide" which time and patience will convert into a "flow." It is never well to whip or spur a worn out horse, except iu the direst straits. If he mends his pace iu obedience to the tiiuulous, every step is a Sark sub tracted from his vital energy. Idleness is uot one of tho faults of the present aye; weariness is one of its commonest experiences. The checks which many a man draws on his physical resources are innumerable; and as these resources are stietly limited, like any other ordinary banking account, it is very easy to brv'ns about a balance on tb wrong side. Ade quate rest i one tied of repayment to i he bank, sound sleep is another, rulat 4&tiiiL' aud i.wd digestion suotl.tr, ' COMPENSATION. "Lord, I am weary I" cried my soul. "The sun Is fierce upon my path, and sore the weight Of smarting burdens; ere tho goal he won I siuk, unions Thou help, dw Lord And straight My fainting heart rose bravely up, made strong To boar its cross: God granted me a song! "Lord, I am conquered! Ceaseless, night and day, A thousand cruel ills have hedged me round, Till like a stag the hounds have brought to bay My stricken heart lies bleeding on the ground!" When lo! with new-found life my soul, made strong, Spurned all its foes: God granted me a song! ' Lord, I am dying! Earth and sea and sky Fade and gl ow dark; yet, after all, the end Wrings from uty breaking heart a feeblo sigh For this poor world, not overmuch its friend!" But suddenly with immortal power made strong, My soul, set free, sprung heavenward in a song ! Stuart Sterne in the Century. THE DISTRICT SCHOOL. "Come on, dear," said Amy, putting up her p-irasol. "Dear" came, a chubby five-year-old. "We'll take a stroll up the road, Mal colm," said his young aunt. "All wight," said Malcolm. They had come, Malcolm and his pa rents and his father's pretty sistcr,to pass the summer iu Gloster. Gloster was only n hamlet, butTt was cool and green and delightful. "We'll go along by this stone wall, dear," said Amy. They passed u maple grove, a little, old church, some farm-houses, and then came suddenly upon b square, white building, with two doors in front and yellow-blinded windows. Out of tho doors bare-footed children, with dinner pails, were coming. "A district school !" said Amy. "And it looks so much like But of course yon dou't remember, Malcolm. You were only two years old." Smiling in a pleasantly retrospective way, Amy strolled up to the door. She would have a congenial little chat with the teacher. Probably it was a spinster with a pointed nose and a shoulder-shawl, but She and Malcolm went in, and the teacher rose from the desk. He was hardly a spinster! He was a tall, bright-eyed, dark-moustached, in disputably good-looking young man. "Oh!" Amy faltered. "Come in!" said the schoolmaster, though they were in. Amy mustered her courage. It was embarrassing, but after all it didn't alter the case. She would have her congenial talk just the same. "Wo thought we'd come in," she said, sweetly smiling. "You see, I taught a term in a district school once myself, M, "Certainly," said the master. "I am always glad to have visitors. I'm sorry my school is out." lie hastened forward to meet her, and walked back down the aisle with her. "I'd have been glad to see it," said Amy ml very regretfully, however. 'See, Malcolm, dear, that rat on the blackboard." "Yes, I illustrate their lessons for my primer children," said the teacher, laugh ing. "They like my pictorial efforts." What n pleasant laugh he had, and what a clearness and gaiety in his eyes' Amy's heart beat a little faster. "It's such work, isn't it, teaching babies?" she said. "I had an infant of three in my school." "Oh, I "draw the line there! But I have them as small as this young man." Ho pinched Malcolm's fat cheek. "Malcolm is live," said Amy. "Have you many pupils? I had only sixteen." "Oh, I can beat that! I have forty." "And you do it all;" said Amy, her admiring eyes raised to his. "I'm afraid I'm presumptuous to try to have a con genial talk," she laughed, ambiguously. "You see, I taught only one term. I was spending tho summer at Ilinton, and the teacher was taken sick the first of the term, and 1 taught it for her. But I'm afraid I did it for fun." "I shall rank you among the peda gogues, all the same," the young school master declared, gaily. "You've taught a school, and the insincerity of your mo tive doesn't matter. 1 dou't know why we can't have a congenial talk." "Perhaps we can," said Amy, with pretty laughter and a blush. They had it. Malcolm, sitting close to his pretty aunt on the bench, listened round-eyed, interested if not comprehending. Amy wondered afterward how ever they drifted from school methods aud monthly cxaui'uations to the prcttincss of Gloster s rambles ami the the pleasant ness of the ('larks' front porch, where Amy boarded, aud the excellence of their croquet ground. But they did; and they were honestly amazed when the clock on the wall gave its tehick" for half-past live. They looked at each other iu flushed alarm. Their acquaintance was an hour and a half old. "I've hindered you!" Amy cried. "You've got lessons to make out, or something." "I haven't," retorted the teacher, with a bright laugh. "I was going home. I live beyond the darks', and I hope you'll h t me go with you." "Come, Malcolm, dear," said Amy, turning aside her smiling face. "I don't suppose you will care for my couuuicuceincmV'suid the sehoolui;iter, at the Clarks' gate, ' it's day ut ter to-morrow evening. I call it comineucement iu lome irony its the rncre stepping oil of Uiy timber class. Only its something of a celebration, her, you know. Everybody comes, and tha schoulboaid and my graduates and I ornament the platform put np for the occasion, and it's a grand time for Gloster. But it wouldn't pay you." "But I shall come, of course," said Amy, and then blushed for having 6aid "of course." Rut the schoolmaster looked happy. She went up the path in a smiling da.e. Indeed it had been a congenial talk, amazingly congcuial I "Yes, Glostor's pretty quiet," said Mr. Clark at the supper table. "1 'sposc commencement, now, '11 hare to last us rest o" tho summer. "It'll be worth seem', though. We've got as smart a teacher as you'll find. Born and brought up in Gloster, too, Phil Oaks was. Ain't but twenty-two. He'sputtin' him self through college w ith his own hands or his own head. Keeps up with his classes, somehow, right along with his teachin'. Goin' to have a first-rate berth with his uncle in Marsden when he's ready, but he's bound to get educated first. He'll amount to something, Phil Oakes! Wal, you better go to commence ment. You'll enj'y it." 'I shall go," Amy muttered, buttering her roll. Commencement was drawing to a close. Tho audience,' which was large, had listened and upplauded, and tossed flow ers, and vigorously fanned itself for nearly two hours. The graduates had read their essays, and the chairman of the school board had presented their di plomas and made a short address. Now it was the turn of the young mas ter, nud the audience gave him a little round of cheers as he rose to speak the parting word to the graduates. For Phil Oakes was certain to sav something worth hearing. So he did. The conventional senti ments about the voyage of life and the port of success were for once neglected. The young master's speech, was short, but good; terse, but bright and interest ing and amusing. Amy looked and listened. She was with her brother and sister-in-law, and she was rather in doubt as to I the thing she intended doing; but she did not falter. I How nice he looked! And his bright eyes were turned toward her more titan once. And she had determined to do it if it was eccentric. She grasped firmly the handsome nose g8y of flowers she hud carefully arranged, red and white and yellow roses, with n border of delicate ferns, and as the young master bowed, amid sincere applause, she threw it with vigor directly at him. There was a general laugh at the novel feature, and then a spreading "Ah!" of consternation. The, big bunch had lut the rather rick ety lamp on the organ and knocked it to the floor. There was the expected crash of breaking glass; bi t worse, there was a burst of flame. The oil had caught fire. Of course there was a panic. Even men, in their first fright, pushed to ward tho door. AV'omen screamed and children cried. Kverybody was certain that the build ing would buru, and there was a general rush and hubbub. But Amy stood still. Her sister-in-law had grown almost hysterical, and her brother had borne her out, and called to Amy to follow. But she did not. She stood motion less and watched one figure on the plat form. Phil Oakes had snatched up the carpet from the temporary platform, and was valiantly smothering the flames. Amy waited. She had done it ! If he was badly burned if he was smothered it would bo her fault hers! Aud how differently she had meant it! She had been foolish, but surely she did not deserve that her foolishness should be to his injury. ' The time she stood miserably waiting waiting till he should see and come to her, as she knew he woultl (for ho must know from whom that bouquet had come) the time seemed endless. When he came, white faced but smiling, the tears rushed to her anxious eyes. "1 wa such a goose!" she said, "What made me do it ? You are burned both your hands aud I did it!" "No, no! A small burn or two nothing!" Mid the schoolmaster, looking handsome as he bent toward her. "Don't think it ! I have your flowers, and they were worth it ! Are you alone? Let me take you home." She took his arm. He was uot much hurt, and he held her flower tightly in his hand, and they were going out into the. cool night together, and she was almost glad. For otherwise she would be going home with John and Margaret. "My sister-in-law was hysterics! with fright," said Amy, laughing aud half -crying together, and almost hysterical her self. "And my brother took her home. He told me to come, but I " "Your brother!" said Mr. Oakes. -Yes." ."And your sister-in-law;" "Why, yes. "But" I haven't seen them!" he ex postulated. "But you havenl called on mc, '' Amy retorted, shyly. "And I thought you were here alone," he declared. "But I'm not," she replied, wonder ing. The schoolmaster stopped short aud faced her. "Is it possible," he said, solemnly, "is it possible that that child is your j nephew?" ! vOf course! What else could he be?" j A my cried . ; There was a silence of some minutes. : "I thought he was your son," said Thil Oakes, almost iuaudiably. "I ! thought you were a widow." ! A widow!" bhu gasped. I She leaned against a fence nud hiugh.vd uutil she was weak "I was ure you were a widow," he aid. Yoahad on a I lack dress, you know." "With yellow bowi on it I" ih re plied, in a soft sereait. "Aud the little I -ith rou," "Oh. yes! Malcoln lovc me. Margaret was awny that day." "And he looks like you." And "Yes, everybody says so. "Anil you called him 'dear. And I thought he called yon 'mammy?' " "Aunt Amv," she corrected. faint with laughter. "I see," said the schoolmaster, slowly. "Do you know," he added, gaziug down upon her, "that it has worried tne ever so much? Somehow I didn't like to think of your being a widow. I liked you," said the schoolmaster, rathct breathlessly. "I liked you right away. That was a congenial talk, wasn't iti and I I admired you. But I was en tirely persuaded that you wero a widow with a young, hopeful, and somehow I didn't like the idea in the least. On my soul I don't know why," said tho young man, laughing as he looked down upon her. And he didn't know, though he blushed as he said it, and though she of the rosc-houquet had her pretty face turned away. . But he knew later. The summer was long, aud the Chirks' front porch and croquet ground were rich in opportunity. When the young schoolmaster went back to college in the fall he left a modest diamond ring behind him. And when two years later, the bright young graduate went to till a remunerative position in Marsden, he took his voting wife with him. Hul unhi y A iqh t . To Cross (lie Atlantic in a Balloon. According to the Philadelphia En quirer, Charles P. Fest, of Germantowu, has spent a lifetime in trying to solve the problem of aerial navigation, having during the past forty years experimented with over 130 bulloonists. Ho believes that his hopes are now nbout to be real ized in this particular direction, having recently invented ami constructed n new device, which he thinks will meet with all the requirements. The invention is entirely the work of his own brain and hands. The balloon, while (littering in minor points of construction and shape is essentially an ordinary bag such as is commonly used for gas inflation. In ad dition there is a device consisting of a network of cords, arranged with a view of collajisiug the bag when the internal pressure is lowered. The cutirc weight is suspeuded from the lower ends of the cords, which are all united outside the summit of the balloon. Arranged around the horizontal equator at proper distances are a number of conical orifices, which may be opened or closed at pleasure, and from which hot nir is expelled, with a view of directing the aerial machine in the desired course. Within the cone is a spiral projection to cause the issuing hot air to assume a rotary direction. The heating or motive jxiwcr is pro duced by a flame, created by tho burning of gasoline contained in cans on the out side of the hoop. Small pipes running from these receptacles connect with a larger pipe, which is attached to the per pendicular pie running through the centre of the balloon. The flame is in creased or decreased by a slight turn of a spiggot, aud herein lies one of the principal features of the air ship. The steering device consists of two wings, bisecting each other in the center at. right angles, and arranged upon the same movable axis, so that tho rudder may be placed in any desired position to assist iu directing the course of the ship. Mr. Fest has mado a balloon contain ing the above devices which he has named "The Phienix." It is constructed of manilla paper nnd is ten feet in di ameter. When inflated it will con tain 523 cubic feet of hot air. It is the intention of the inventor to set it free the first evening that the weather is comparatively niild. His name and address is printed on tho cans and woodwork of the ballon in several pluces, so that if any one secures the air ship after it descends the inventor can be notified of its locntion. The inventor, now feeling confident that he has accomplished the object of Ids life, which was secured only by great erseverance, patience and the loss of over $7000 iu the way of experiments on his hobby, will make preparations to send up his hianimoth air-ship "Susanna Elisabeth," named after his wife, which is expected to cross the ocean in thirty six hours. Ail Astonishing Thirst. One of the stoutest men in New Eng land some time ago was 'Squire Ball, who weighed 300 pounds. The 'squire had one peculiarity, and that was a re markable thirst, of a still larger propor tion than his body. He could not pass a p-imp, well or spring without stopping and partaking copiously. Once when out driving iu his buggy, lie met u country friend opposite a well where teums were accustomed to stop for water. His friend, at his request, tilled a rather dilapidated bucket, which stood at hand, and passed it tip to him. Tho I seams of the bucket was n little leaky, but the 'Squire was very thirsty, so hu took it eagerly and set to work drinking. As pint after pint of tho liquid disap peared the friend stared open-eyed, but still the 'squire drank on until, with a hearty sigh of satisfaction, he handed it buck empty. The friend, who either thought that a man who could drink such an immense amount at ime time must have an unlimited capacity, or else misinterpreted the sigh, said urgently : "Have 'uother pailful, 'squire? You didn't git niore'o half on't into yer." iy?tm A'letrtiuf. A Professional Murderer. A man who made murder a stduy and deliberately engaged iu the business of slaughtering his fellow-creatures for gain was recently executed iu Hungary. He was an intelligent and tine looking vouut! j IUuu, bi.t lud blood without auy uppar- eut compunction. His favorite weapou w us a heavy walking stick aud a butcher, those having been iccominendcd to him by another successful juurderer. lh cold-blooded assassin had mother and wit of whom he wa very fend, and whom he supported by hU bloody trade. THE CASA GRANDE RUINS. RELICS OF AN ANCIENT ARIZONA. RACE IN A Givr.t Honim That At as In Ruins Hundreds of Year Aaro A Kino;' l'nlnce. ' Special Agent Monison, who was sent by the United States Interior Department to examine into the condition oi tne ruins in Pinal County, Arizona, in ni report says that these venerable relic Of prehis toric America stand in a great undulating plain, nbout midway between the station of Casa Grande and Florence, seven or eight miles from the Gila River. He says that the front of the main building measures sixty-six feet, and the width forty-three feet. The height of the first story is thirteen feet, the second uinc feet, mid the third and fourth stories eight feet each. The greater part of the upper story has disappeared. The walls arc' between four and five feet thick, and the material of which they are constructed is almost indestructible concrete made of fine gravel, sand and cement, closely re sembling the granolithic now used jn Washington. This was laid iu .lie walls iu great blocks. One of these measured seven feet three inches in length, four feet three inches iu width, and two feet six inches in height. The walls both inside and out wero plastered with cement which yet clings to them with wonderful tenacity, that on the iuside being as smooth and glossy as the best hard finished interiors of the present day. All of the rooms, of which there are four now intact, are of a uniform buff color which is very pleasing to the eye. The largest of these rooms is thirty-four by nine feet. The extreme height of the "building is nearly forty feet. The lower story is filled up with crumb ling debris and the drifting sand of the plain to the height of thirteen or fourteen I feet. The holes in which the celling timbers were placed are plainly visible, but every particle of wood has beeu car ried away by relic hunters, nnd the disin tegration of the walls has been so rapm of late years that if measures are not im mediately taken to strengthen them the entire mass will soon fall into a shapeless ruin. The report says that for miles around the mysterious Casa Grande many great mounds, now hardly distinguishable from the desert sands, bear indisputable evi dence of having been at some fur remote period, the abode of busy industries. Mr. Morrison says he is convinced that the Casa Grande was not used either for re ligious or warlike purposes. The su periority of its architecture, it having out lived all the other structures by which it was surrounded, the numerous small apartments into which it was divided, ami the elegance of the interior finish, all point to the conclusion that it was the nalaee of the king, or chief, who governed I ... . n . . ...... the primitive Americans who inhabited these vast domains ages before Astec or Toltec. The most ancient of the traditions of the Pima and Papagoes, who yet live hare where their fathers have lived for centuries, allude to them as "the ruins." The earliest historic records we have of Casa Grande was given by the famous Spanish cavalier and explorer, Cabezade Baca, who discovered it. during his jour ney across the continent about 15,'!7. A few years later the famous explorer, Don Francisco lc Coronado, Governor of New Galicia, who led an expedition into New Mexico, describes tho ruins as being four stories high, with walls six feet in thick ness. As a proof of its great antiquity he says the Pima Indians then, 350 years ago, had no knowledge of the origin. or history of the town which had existed there. It had always been a ruin to them and to their ancestors. Fathers King and Mauge, who visited the place iu 169-1, found tho remains of the great edifice. They also gave an ac count of twelve other ruins in the vi cinity. Father Pedro Fout, in 1777, found them in much the same condition. He describes the main building a an oblong square facing the cardinal points of the compass. The exterior wall ex tended from north to south 420 feet aud from east to west 2H0 feet. "We thus see," says Mr. Morrison, "what havoc the storms of 110 years have made and the necessity for immediate action to save the remnant from com plete destruction." The ruin are re garded as one of the most interesting re mains of the prehistoric nge to be found on this continent. Hecenilants of Bread Makers. Our lhikers, rays an English paper, speaking of family names, may lw readily turned back to their floury-handed an resters, but the Baxters must be followed for generations before we find they were of the same family; being the defendants of the Bagsters, who were the offspring of the Bagesters, who acknowledged that they were the children of the Bakestcrs, who were feuienine bakers. Of the bread making tribe were also the Pread ers and the Wiiitbrcds, the latter perhaps once priding themselves on the color of their stock iu trade, while marly related to them were Mills, the Millers and the Mealers. The large und resjM-ctablo family of Boulaugcrs came from the French bakers, who carried on their trade in England during the age when family names were growing, while Mr. Lowe suggest that tl-.e Bellingers and the Bulliuers are of the same origin. Few points iu Great Britain are more than a hundred miles from the sea, and iu all ages fish has formed one of the staple articles of British diet. Catching the fish was, therefore, un important in dustry, and Fish, Fisher and Fisherman, doubtless had their origin in the occu pation the men who first assumed these nanus, of which fact there is abundant iceord It is quite possible ulso, as Mat Mallei- suggests, that nun may have luude n specialty of taking or of selling a particnbir kind of fish, und thus Salmon, Iron Ktbcrt 1 Sulmouer; Ileriug, from John le Heringeri and Tiouttr, fiora Boger le Jrowter, may nave arisen with- nut violence to the laws of philology HOUSEHOLD AFFAIR. SWEET 1'ICKI.H. Pickled (Juiuccs Peel and core the quince. If small, cut them into quar ters; IT very lurge, into eighths. As the reader probably knows, excelleut jelly may be made from the core and skitu uf the quince. Weigh the pared fruit, and take sugar in the proportion of three quarters of a pound of this to every pound of the fruit. Am nge the quinces and sugar in alternate layers in a preserv ing kettle, and bring them slowly to boil. To every five pounds of fruit and sugar together allow a cupful of strong vinegar and a tenspoonful each of whole cinnamon, cloves, and mace. v nen tne syrup boils, add tho spices and vinegar, and boil six minutes. With a split smk.ii remove the fruit and spread it on flat dishes, leaving the syrup in the kettle until it lias boiled thick. Pack air tight this jars with the fruit, fill to overflow ing with the boiling syrup, and screw the. tops on lightly. Pears, peaches, plums, and crab apples are all good pickled according to the above recipe. Citron .Melon Bind Pickles t ut tne rind of a citron melon into strips about the length and width of the finger. Lay these in strong brine for three days, then freshen by laving iu cold water for an hour. Dissolve a tcaspoonful (if powdered alum in four quarts of water, preparing enough to cover the rind. Set the pre serving kettle containing the rind and alum water over the fire where its con tent will reach the scalding point grad ually, and let them remain thus for four hours. They must not boil. Take out the rind, and throw it again into very cold water. Dry the pieces between soft cloths, pressing gently to extract as much water as jiossiblc. Make a syrup of a cup of sugar and a half cup of water to every pound of fruit, adding half an ounce of white ginger sieet to every quart of the pickle. Make this syrup quite hot, put iu the rind, and let il cook slowly until the pieces are clear. Then remove them with a perforated spoon; add to the syrup in the kettle one cup of vinegar for every pound of sugar, and cinnamon, cloves and mace to taste. Boil this syrup until it allows signs of thicken ing, and, having filled glass jars with the rind, pour the boiling syrup over.it, and close the jars. A pretty touch may be added to this pickle by cutting the rind into fanciful shapes, as of leaves, circles, hearts, vte, Hmfrri Jln:tr. IIKUI'KS. Doughnuts One cup of sweet milk, oiic half cup of butter, two eggs beaten very light, three tenspoonful baking powder, flavor with nutmeg or vnuilla, and add flour enough to roll out; one cup of sugar; sift over powdered sugar as won as taken out of the boiling lard. Rice Puddintr Beut six egg with , twclve.tublcspooufuls of sugar, then add I ,i a x r..i . -v.... l gradually two teacnpfuls of rice that has been boiled soft, and one tablespoouful of butter. Flavor with grated nutmeg or lemon. Add last one quart of fresh milk, pour into n baking dish, and when you put it in tho oven cover it so as it may not bro.vn too quickly. Just as soon as it is done' remove it from the oven; if allowed to remain in too long it becomes watery, but if taken out as soon as done it will be firm all through. Bagout Pickle Two gallons of chopped cablwige, two gallons of green tomatoes, twelve large onions, chopped or sliced thin, one gallon best cider vine gar, one pound brown sugar, one tuble spoonful ground black pepper, hail ounce tumeric powder, one ounce celery seed, one tablespoouful ground allspice, one teasporiuful grouud cloves, half pound white muMurd seed, one gill of salt. Boil cabbage, onions, tomatoes, vinegar, salt and sugar together until the vegetables arc jierfectly tender, then take fr mi the lire and add the spices. Put into glass or stone jars, and cover tightly. Carrot Ginger Take fresh young car rots, wash well and scrape them, leaving all the eyes, as this gives more the rug ged appearance of real ginger; cut them into pieces about the length and thick ness of the real article, lay them in a sieve or a frying basket, stand this iu a stewpau of boiling water and parboil them. Let them drain and stand over till the next day; then, without break ing, put them into a preserving pan with their own weight of syrup or ginger, and let them simmer very gently for threu hours. Fill empty ginger jars or pre serve pots, allowing plenty of syrup, and cover closely as for jam. Snow Custard One-half box id' gela tine, three eggs, one pint of milk, two cups of sugar, juice of one lemon; soak the gelatine one hour in u tea cup of cold water, then add one pint of boiling water and stir uutil the gelatine is ili-solved ; add two-third uf the sugar and the lemon juice; beat the whites of the eggs to stiff froth, and when the gelatine is quite cold whip it into the whites, a spoonful at a time; for at lev! au hour whip steadily and evenly, and when all is stiff pour into a mould previously wet with odd water; set in a cold plate; iu four or live hours turn into a glass dish ; make a soft cus tard and piur around il. Beefsteak Koll Take a lean piece of beef entirely free from fat or bono aud cut into thiu steaks ubont four inches by six, sprinkle on a little pepper, salt und flour. Cut bread into strips, spread them thick with butter, into each piece stick two or three cloves, then roll up each piece of the bread in a piece of steak as lightly as possible, tie it with thread ; roll them in some flour, and fry a light brown in butter. Then put them iu a stew pan, bred a sinull onion fine and add. If the butter they were fried in is not burued add that, if it is melt some more butter with browned flour and season with a Hi de cayenne and salt. Cover with boiling water, occasionally sibling, and adding aittieient flour to thicken, and stew until a fork will easily peueliate thein. iu a incut interview Tennyson said ILal he attributed Lis tuccrs as a poet to his early study ol tue ode of Hoiacv and the woila of John Keats, or, to use Li own words: "h.eat aud norae were nv tuaslefs "HULLO." Wen you see a man in woe Walk right upand say "hullo!'' Say "hullo" an' "how d'ye do! How's the world a-nsin' you!" 8lap the fellow on his back, Bring yer nan' down with a whack; Walts right up an' don't go slow. -Grin an' shake an' say ' hullo T' t he clothed in rags" O sho! Walk right up and say ' hullo!" Bags is but a cotton l oll Jest for wroppin' np a soul; An' a soul is worth a true. Hale, n' hearty "how d ye do'.' 1 lon't wait for the crowd to go, Walk right up and say "hullo!" Wen big vessels meet, they say, They soloot and sail away. Jest the same are you an' me- Lonesome shis upon a sea: F-ach one sailing his own Jog For a port beyond the fog. let yer speakin' -trumpet blow. Lift her horn an' cry "hullo".'' Say "hullo" an' "how d'yedo!" Other folks aro good as you. Wen yer lpave yer house of clay, Wanderin' iu the for-away, Wen you travel through the strange Country t'other side the range, Then the souls you've cheered will know Who vou e, an' fay "hullo!" S. It'. . H I'M OK OF THE BAY. A chatter box The phonograph. Useless with ' hands off" The clock'. Forced politeness Bowing to neees- KlfV. 4 little tlilnir that feels big iu a light place is a com. The police ami tramps fraternie be cause both are on the beat. Age is not always a criterion of ability; for many a man of thirty can of'.en "lie like sixty." A fitting tribute The check that pays for your suit of clothes. MWii;iyn Vojiital. Bertie "Charles has lost his reason ing power." Algernon "I pity the finder." Time. A hen recently fell into a hot spring in Yellowstone Park. She laid boiled eggs for a wee!;. lln:tr. 'Tis not criminal to owe your hatter. Nor a cause for worriinent; and yet, The eonvietioii is not one to Hatter That you're - over head and ears in iHit." "Home, Sweet Home," is a beautiful song, but if sung too early in the eveniug it is apt to hurt a sensitive young man's feelings. AVie Tort Journal. "Yes," admitted the visitor, when UK proud mother exhibited her baby, "he lias his father's nose, but don't worry. It may not always be that red." A London merchant advertises that hu is "special umbrella maker to the Queen," and the Lynn Item Ihiuks Victoria's long reign has probably beeu profitable to him. Consistency is indeed rare. A man will unblushingly comb his back hair over a bald spot on the top of his head, aud yet expect a grocer to put his smallest apples in the top layer of the box. A speaker at a public meeting talked and talked nnd talked. "How full he is of his subject?" said a friend. Yes," said an enemy; "but how slow he is to empty himself!" ttn Knincimo Wtuti. Now pick out the biggest of pumpkius; The daintiest apple and prni-; The reddest tomato; The finest tiotato: And bring them along to the fair. In,ii:iUe Breezr. The inventors who have grown tired of the ix-rpetual motion problem might turn their attention to discovering some method by which a dog's skiu could be tanned with his own bark. Merrhnnt Triti tier . Englishmen propose to buy up the gas plants of Chicago and furnish fuel at twenty-live cents a thousand feet. They won't make much money if the foet are of the regulation kind in that city. JVcir 'yri- iVVir. "What, prompted vou to rob this man's till?" asked the judge of the prisoner. "My family physician, ir," was the reply; "he told me it was abso lutely necessary that I should have a little change." "The Empress of Austria sits alternate ly on either side of her horse," say an article on "Horseiuaiishijt for Women.'1 Everybody will be glad to hear that she sits that way alternately and not simul taneously. In re Jiiiile hjurtt. Constituent (to newly -elecled Con gressman, 'You're a pretty big man now, eh?" Congressman "Er well, I don't know. 1 did lay that flattering unction to my soul until I saw my mother-in-law scornfully sizing me up." AVw York Jiturnat. "How does it hapiH-n that the couple over the way live so happily together' They have been married now twenty two years and have never yet had a dispute." No Wonder; she goo out teaching music all day long away from home und he is a night editor on a duily paper." Housemaid "There is a gentleman downstairs, in'ni, w4io is almost pulling the bell out, aud says he wants the key to the tire alarm box." Mistress (rushing to the mirror) "Ask him to seud up his card, and tell him I will bo down iu a few minutes." Jlurtinytun free Vok. .Manufacture of Cow Bells. There ure four establishments iu this country devoted exclusively to the manufacture of cow-bells, two being iu Colliusville, HI. One hundred and fifty dozen ate turned out daily, and thou sands of them dangle from the necks of cows all over the prairies of North aud South America. The manufacture of cow bells is entirely different from that of other bells. lliMead uf being nodded, the lucu! is rolled into sheets, cut iulo symmetrical Hlgoii, which, wheu folded, are pressed iuto their well know n form. Alter beiiii- riveted they air packed iu clay uiid brought to a white heat. Wrtta suddenly cooled these tet bell are found to be not only tempered, but beautifully bioutd.